Jan 24th 2008
Show 185
Podcast 100
Late start to the show tonight.
It's the centenary Podcast.. woohoo! Although appareently podcast 104 should be celebrated more, as thats the 2 year milestone!
Lee lets us hear his laugh jingle..... not a bit girly :P
The elves come up trumps and send in an album... with covers and everything!! :P
Disaster strikes... INTERNET DOWN... they carry on regardless (for a little while anyway)
Tune time: Elf Maf and Lee sing Shirley Bassey's Big Spender.. with special guest star Little Elf Sally.
The real show gets abandoned... 12 hours later... I get roped in to help :P
We get let in on the story of what happened the night before (us livey listners had no clue at the time). Maf brags about him and Lee actually being prepared for the show.... *insert shocked smiley here*
Maf reviews 'I am Legend', I fell asleep during that film *roll*
Are all drugs good? Apparently they are...for their intended use anyway.
Karaoke - Maf forgets how shit people actually were and Dirty dancing OAPs... Ewwww! Unfortunately Lee broke his phone so there's no videos of this!
Ebay - The rights and wrongs of watching an item and not buying it.
Fluffy time over (I hear the sigh of relief :P )
Maf tries to find anothe co-host......
Tune time: The Monkeys - Cuddly toy
Joseph Spence - Glory of Love
Maf fails in his quest for a co-host so we end with Tamara sings (or does she?) :P
Elf T sings: JoCo - First of May
QUOTES
M - We can operate without an audience
L - No we can't
L- What should we do?
M - PANIC!
LEE
'I can swear now, cos my Mum doesn't podcast'
'Oh feckin' bugger, shit up yer nighty!'
'I'm thinking it's coming'
'Without an audience we don't even talk to each other.'
'oh shit!'
'It's a bit girly that!'
'We're a couple of cults'
'You get all the good stuff'
MAF
'Stick around for a marathon podcast 100' (Ha! How wrong you were! :P )
'I liked your Love Shack voice'
'Well... we're elf Lee'
'It's gonna throw everything out.'
'Your dirty yorkshire accent'
'Isn't it liberating'
'Special podcast only can't get on the frickin' internet edition of the show directors cut'
'I've got a bit of a sweat on now'
'It's not comey or frogspawny now'
'Lee's getting tied up with Shelley'
'I wanted to rub Lee's nose in it'
'You're filling his boots nicely'
'I don't wanna hear complaints in connection with me hearing you'
Elf Lee - 'Shtop... I'm not ready'
Elf Maf - 'I should've been one of those girls in a red dress on a piano'
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
January 17th 2008
Show - 184
Podcast 99
We are promised a show to rival last weeks.... erm... I don't think so, it was hilarious!!
Vote for the show on your player... Less love people - More VOTES!!!
Coffee time: Etheopian with hazlenut syrup
Revalations - Lee has weighed himself this week... 14 1/2 stone! Blimey Lee! He's started eating more healthier and his poos much better... ya hear that CB?!?!
Who is VNV? Wait till next week to find out.
Elf Maf and Lee - Will there be an album?
We discuss the possible loss of scrablous on facebook.. maybe not a bad thing as we see how competitive Lee gets, poor T gets her ear bent for not granting him his request.
Cindy's up to her naked twister again, Maf is currently stuck between CB and me... A fluffy cindy sandwich!
Maf updates his computer and breaks it, then promtly does the same thing with his phone... Men! *roll*
T rings to apologise for the scrabble incident and arranges some webcam shennanigans with Lee to make up for his loss.
Tune time: Benzadrine monks of santo demonica - Hey hey we're the monkeys.
Movie reviews: Saw 4 and Pick of destiny.
More useless facts from Lee
Lee sleeps while Maf talks
Tune Time: Elf Maf and Lee do REO speedwagon - Keep on loving you
Harikaraoke: The Fratellis - whistle for the choir
Lee has had his hall decorated, a big up to B&Q for their customer service. He also gets a plumber in only to find out he's run out of gas.
T sings: KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree
Tune Time: Kylie - I should be so lucky
Tune Time: Ewan McGregor - Your song
QUOTES
M - At the tisk of massaging my ego
L - No, no.... put it away
L - Gimme some beans
L- Fat bottomed girls... they could kill you!
M - You're not as dense as you look are you?
L- 14 1/2 stone cheeky
L- My poos better... it's more enjoyeble now
M - The scrawny health freak that you are
M - Leave it at the bus stop
M - Digitally re-accentised
M - Fairynine
M - Get your cam on woman... I want to see your kitchen
L - If it's not broken... don't give it to Maf
T - You can call me monkey anytime you want baby
L - I want T tears
M - Orange bread chocolate sandwich
M - I'm calling shennanigans on that!
Show - 184
Podcast 99
We are promised a show to rival last weeks.... erm... I don't think so, it was hilarious!!
Vote for the show on your player... Less love people - More VOTES!!!
Coffee time: Etheopian with hazlenut syrup
Revalations - Lee has weighed himself this week... 14 1/2 stone! Blimey Lee! He's started eating more healthier and his poos much better... ya hear that CB?!?!
Who is VNV? Wait till next week to find out.
Elf Maf and Lee - Will there be an album?
We discuss the possible loss of scrablous on facebook.. maybe not a bad thing as we see how competitive Lee gets, poor T gets her ear bent for not granting him his request.
Cindy's up to her naked twister again, Maf is currently stuck between CB and me... A fluffy cindy sandwich!
Maf updates his computer and breaks it, then promtly does the same thing with his phone... Men! *roll*
T rings to apologise for the scrabble incident and arranges some webcam shennanigans with Lee to make up for his loss.
Tune time: Benzadrine monks of santo demonica - Hey hey we're the monkeys.
Movie reviews: Saw 4 and Pick of destiny.
More useless facts from Lee
Lee sleeps while Maf talks
Tune Time: Elf Maf and Lee do REO speedwagon - Keep on loving you
Harikaraoke: The Fratellis - whistle for the choir
Lee has had his hall decorated, a big up to B&Q for their customer service. He also gets a plumber in only to find out he's run out of gas.
T sings: KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree
Tune Time: Kylie - I should be so lucky
Tune Time: Ewan McGregor - Your song
QUOTES
M - At the tisk of massaging my ego
L - No, no.... put it away
L - Gimme some beans
L- Fat bottomed girls... they could kill you!
M - You're not as dense as you look are you?
L- 14 1/2 stone cheeky
L- My poos better... it's more enjoyeble now
M - The scrawny health freak that you are
M - Leave it at the bus stop
M - Digitally re-accentised
M - Fairynine
M - Get your cam on woman... I want to see your kitchen
L - If it's not broken... don't give it to Maf
T - You can call me monkey anytime you want baby
L - I want T tears
M - Orange bread chocolate sandwich
M - I'm calling shennanigans on that!
Friday, January 11, 2008
January 10th 2008
Show 183
Podcast 98
Now to start with let me explain how hard this show was to blog... laughing and writting don't go together easily! So, I've mainly bullet pointed parts of the show, this combined with the quotes should give you a fair idea of how funny the show was.... naturally, if you are in any doubt... GO LISTEN!!!
Walker Brothers - The sun aint gonna shine anymore,
Pat Benetar - Hit me with your best shot.
So to summerise... GET INTO THE CHATROOM if you want to tip cows! (and if you want to get that joke!)
MAF WAS RIGHT! LEE SAID AMERICA NOT GERMANY
QUOTES
LEE 'I CAN SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY MUM IF I WANT TO'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT'
LEE 'PESKY'
MAF 'BUT YOU DON'T'
LEE 'W E L L.... I DO WHEN I'M NOT ON AIR'
MAF 'WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE LADIES'
LEE 'I I I DON'T KNOW. I'D LOVE TO GET INSIDE ONE OF THEIR HEADS ONCE SOMETIME. I DON'T MEAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICAL WAY I THINK WITH A SCALPEL WILL BE QUITE NICE'
MAF 'I'VE HAD THIS BEFORE SO IT'S NOT A NEW PAIN BUT BUGGER IT HURTS' LEE 'OH THAT WILL HURT'
MAF 'BUGGERY HURTS, YES IT DOES. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT THOUGH WHAT I MEANT WAS I CAN'T COUGH, LAUGH OR SNEEZE.'
MAF 'I'M NOT SURE HOW FAR THE CHATROOM IS GOING TO DESEND'
LEE 'BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT'S GOING'
MAF 'CHRIS IT ISN'T USUALLY THIS BAD'
LEE 'YES IT IS'
MAF 'SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE'
LEE 'SHE'S GOT A FAG IN HER GOB'
MAF 'MARY JANE'S IN HER MOUTH'
LEE 'AND SHE'S SMOKING'
MAF
'COULD BE A LIVEY LISTENER'
'IF YOU ARE BY A COMPUTER AT 9:00 YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE SNUG'
'IT'S ODD ACTUALLY THAT SUCH AN ANTI RELIGIOUS WOMAN WOULD DO A SONG CALLED HALLELUJAH'
'CAUSE I'M A BIT SWEARY AND YOU DON'T SWEAR CAUSE YOUR MUM LISTENS'
'MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR EARS FUCKING COVERED'
'LEE'S A SERIAL KILLER'
'I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE CHAT ROOM CENTRIC ...UMMMM...CHAT ROOM.'
'YOU'D NEED A WHOLE BODY CONDOM'
'I THINK WE SHOULD DO MISERABLE NEWS ONLY'
'IT'S MOLD IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGONFLY'
'IF THAT'S HER BEDROOM YOU'RE DEAD NOW'
'SPECIAL GUEST FOR POD CAST 99 IS JAMES AND HIS SHOT GUN'
'HE SLIPPED IN QUIETLY FROM THE BACK'
'TAMARA'S GIVING ME ANAL SEX TIPS IN THE CHATROOM'
'WHY IS DR PEPPER THE FIZZIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD EVER'
'SHE'S LIKE THE BRAIN FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE INTELLECT. AND TAMARA MUST BE PINKY'
'YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RIB US LIKE A CONDOM'
'YOU JUST PRESSED THAT SILENCE BUTTON DIDN'T YOU'
'GARETH IS PULLING THE OLD PRUDISH SHOCKED BRIT CARD' '
'GOOD THINGS SHE'S GOT HER HEADPHONES IN OR WE'D BE GETTING A SLAPPING. A MALE SLAPPING'
'UHOOO I'M HERE BUT I'M NOT STOPPING CAUSE JAMES IS SCARY' (oh god he is so NOT scary)
'DON'T DO THE QUOTES SOBER NOW WILL YA NOW'
'I'M QUITE ENJOYING PERVY T SHE MADE MY SHOW. SHE SHOULD BE PERVY MORE OFTEN. THAT WALL CHART..... I WANT TO SEE MORE PINK ON THAT WALL CHART'
'MEN SO BAD THEY'RE BANNED IN TEXAS'
'SHE'S QUICK WITH HER BITS OF RANDOM'
'ON THE TICKY CLOCK OF TIMENESS'
'DON'T INTERRUPT MY FACE FUCKING'
'I THINK WE THOUGHT WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT'
'TAMARA SINGS OR SOMETHING'
LEE
'CAPITAL MMM MMM'
'TAMARA'S LOOKING REALLY HEALTHY THIS WEEK ON THE WEBCAM'
'THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF SWEARING TONIGHT'
'TALKING OF TAMARA HAVING SEX I WATCHED THAT PROGRAM YOU TOLD ME ABOUT LAST WEEK'
'F-ING HECK'
'I'M GOING TO BE HORNY AT 3:00 ON THURSDAY'
'I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S A HOOKER'
'WHAT'S EVEN MORE KINKY IS LEAVING THEM ATTACHED TO THE CHICKEN. CLUCK CLUCK'
'BUGGITY DUM DUM'
'I THINK YOU'LL FIND JAMES UNDER THE DESK WITH RANDY'
'NOTHING DOWN HERE, JUST A LOT OF DUSTY CUPBOARDS AND SOME COLD MEAT'
'SHOW US YOUR PINK'
'IT'S JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE'
'STOP GETTING IN TOUCH WITH US YOU CRAZY CANADIAN'
'HUMPTY NUMPTY'
T
'I'D LET HIM INSPECT MY KITCHEN'
ROACH
'HE'S GONE TO INSPECT THE KITCHEN'
Show 183
Podcast 98
Now to start with let me explain how hard this show was to blog... laughing and writting don't go together easily! So, I've mainly bullet pointed parts of the show, this combined with the quotes should give you a fair idea of how funny the show was.... naturally, if you are in any doubt... GO LISTEN!!!
- We start with massive plans for podcast 100... will VNV turn up? Will anything else special happen? w e l l..... your guess is as good as mine, only time will tell!
- Lee brings us a new book this week - The complete book of useless information (or something like that anyway) He does a classic (old) visual gag before telling us how heavy the Statue of Liberty's fingers are.
- T's looking healthy on her cam tonight (maybe she's had some fruit.. a banana perhaps? ;) ). We take a look at her wall planner... what does she have planned? well... Mafs imagination gets the better of him, and the show starts to decend into the gutter....
- Chris is listening in...
- Maf swears more than Lee (only cos Lee's Mum listens!)
- Tune time: Artic Monkeys - Teddy Pickers
- Saunas outnumber cars in finland
- Lee tells us a painfull sauna story... even I crossed my legs for this bit, and I'm a girl!
- Tune time: Seasick Steve - Cut my wings
- James gets home... The boys get scared... he has a shotgun!!
- Chris joins us in the chatroom.. hope we see you there next week as well Chris! :D
- Anal sex tips from Canada
- Feather knickers.... Hahahahahaha!!!!
- Still another week or so to get your caption competition entries in!
- Dr Pepper is the fizziest drink EVER.... cos it is!!
- Harikaraoke: Artic Monkeys - When the sun goes down.
- Lee tells us about his unbelievable new contract.... we challenge anyone to beat it!
- James is back on the webcam, apparently he looks like Chris Martin from Coldplay (I missed this.. bloody Yahoo!)
- More useless facts - 1 in 6 people have felt like hitting one of their co-workers.
- More chatroom shennanigans
- Tune time: Simple Plan - When I'm gone
- LOTS more chatroom stuff...
- Tamara sings: Hallelujah- Lees most favourite song EVER!
- I do NOT look like Jerry Hall!
Walker Brothers - The sun aint gonna shine anymore,
Pat Benetar - Hit me with your best shot.
So to summerise... GET INTO THE CHATROOM if you want to tip cows! (and if you want to get that joke!)
MAF WAS RIGHT! LEE SAID AMERICA NOT GERMANY
QUOTES
LEE 'I CAN SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY MUM IF I WANT TO'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT'
LEE 'PESKY'
MAF 'BUT YOU DON'T'
LEE 'W E L L.... I DO WHEN I'M NOT ON AIR'
MAF 'WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE LADIES'
LEE 'I I I DON'T KNOW. I'D LOVE TO GET INSIDE ONE OF THEIR HEADS ONCE SOMETIME. I DON'T MEAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICAL WAY I THINK WITH A SCALPEL WILL BE QUITE NICE'
MAF 'I'VE HAD THIS BEFORE SO IT'S NOT A NEW PAIN BUT BUGGER IT HURTS' LEE 'OH THAT WILL HURT'
MAF 'BUGGERY HURTS, YES IT DOES. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT THOUGH WHAT I MEANT WAS I CAN'T COUGH, LAUGH OR SNEEZE.'
MAF 'I'M NOT SURE HOW FAR THE CHATROOM IS GOING TO DESEND'
LEE 'BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT'S GOING'
MAF 'CHRIS IT ISN'T USUALLY THIS BAD'
LEE 'YES IT IS'
MAF 'SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE'
LEE 'SHE'S GOT A FAG IN HER GOB'
MAF 'MARY JANE'S IN HER MOUTH'
LEE 'AND SHE'S SMOKING'
MAF
'COULD BE A LIVEY LISTENER'
'IF YOU ARE BY A COMPUTER AT 9:00 YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE SNUG'
'IT'S ODD ACTUALLY THAT SUCH AN ANTI RELIGIOUS WOMAN WOULD DO A SONG CALLED HALLELUJAH'
'CAUSE I'M A BIT SWEARY AND YOU DON'T SWEAR CAUSE YOUR MUM LISTENS'
'MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR EARS FUCKING COVERED'
'LEE'S A SERIAL KILLER'
'I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE CHAT ROOM CENTRIC ...UMMMM...CHAT ROOM.'
'YOU'D NEED A WHOLE BODY CONDOM'
'I THINK WE SHOULD DO MISERABLE NEWS ONLY'
'IT'S MOLD IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGONFLY'
'IF THAT'S HER BEDROOM YOU'RE DEAD NOW'
'SPECIAL GUEST FOR POD CAST 99 IS JAMES AND HIS SHOT GUN'
'HE SLIPPED IN QUIETLY FROM THE BACK'
'TAMARA'S GIVING ME ANAL SEX TIPS IN THE CHATROOM'
'WHY IS DR PEPPER THE FIZZIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD EVER'
'SHE'S LIKE THE BRAIN FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE INTELLECT. AND TAMARA MUST BE PINKY'
'YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RIB US LIKE A CONDOM'
'YOU JUST PRESSED THAT SILENCE BUTTON DIDN'T YOU'
'GARETH IS PULLING THE OLD PRUDISH SHOCKED BRIT CARD' '
'GOOD THINGS SHE'S GOT HER HEADPHONES IN OR WE'D BE GETTING A SLAPPING. A MALE SLAPPING'
'UHOOO I'M HERE BUT I'M NOT STOPPING CAUSE JAMES IS SCARY' (oh god he is so NOT scary)
'DON'T DO THE QUOTES SOBER NOW WILL YA NOW'
'I'M QUITE ENJOYING PERVY T SHE MADE MY SHOW. SHE SHOULD BE PERVY MORE OFTEN. THAT WALL CHART..... I WANT TO SEE MORE PINK ON THAT WALL CHART'
'MEN SO BAD THEY'RE BANNED IN TEXAS'
'SHE'S QUICK WITH HER BITS OF RANDOM'
'ON THE TICKY CLOCK OF TIMENESS'
'DON'T INTERRUPT MY FACE FUCKING'
'I THINK WE THOUGHT WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT'
'TAMARA SINGS OR SOMETHING'
LEE
'CAPITAL MMM MMM'
'TAMARA'S LOOKING REALLY HEALTHY THIS WEEK ON THE WEBCAM'
'THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF SWEARING TONIGHT'
'TALKING OF TAMARA HAVING SEX I WATCHED THAT PROGRAM YOU TOLD ME ABOUT LAST WEEK'
'F-ING HECK'
'I'M GOING TO BE HORNY AT 3:00 ON THURSDAY'
'I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S A HOOKER'
'WHAT'S EVEN MORE KINKY IS LEAVING THEM ATTACHED TO THE CHICKEN. CLUCK CLUCK'
'BUGGITY DUM DUM'
'I THINK YOU'LL FIND JAMES UNDER THE DESK WITH RANDY'
'NOTHING DOWN HERE, JUST A LOT OF DUSTY CUPBOARDS AND SOME COLD MEAT'
'SHOW US YOUR PINK'
'IT'S JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE'
'STOP GETTING IN TOUCH WITH US YOU CRAZY CANADIAN'
'HUMPTY NUMPTY'
T
'I'D LET HIM INSPECT MY KITCHEN'
ROACH
'HE'S GONE TO INSPECT THE KITCHEN'
Monday, January 07, 2008
January 3rd 2008
Show 182
Podcast 97
And the show's off to a great start with a dig at Cindy not getting British humour. Which makes me think, she must get it to some extent, as she wouldn't keep listening! Now somehow, this conversation manages to get on to sound activated vibrators.... you'll have to listen to find out just how...
Tripple certified honduran coffee.... what the certificates are we're not quite sure.
{Tamara here - everyone in the chatroom has bizzare names and I got picked on because I didn't. So I changed my name to ohwa_tygoo_seye_am (oh what a goose I am!) did no one else do that as a kid?}
Maf lets us in on his Soaplike Christmas saga... Families eh! *roll*
{T says - Maf you are welcome to come stay next christmas! We are not fancy at all but you are welcome.}
Lee's New years eve was almost as exciting, when he tries to kill someone!
Tamara plans to take over the world... mwahahahahaha!!!
{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} Extra special this weeks silence: first of 2008... savour it peeps.
Lee asks to see my balls, so I oblige... reluctantly.
Tune time: Bruce Springstein - Girls in their summer clothes.
Unusual names: Lee had a book for Christmas full of unusual real names, there is much mirth as Lee reads some (lots) out.
Chris the Vampire from the flikr page emails in asking for a Whitney track...
Tune time: Whitney Huston - I'm your baby tonight.
Harikaraoke: Big in Japan - Alphaville.
More coffee chat
Lots more Wii jokes, not as funny when you can't see the webcams (another reason to listen live pod cast people)
Cindy's playing Naked twister - T's on top of Maf, and Cindys on top of Lee.
Skype time: Chris and Chloe get a call, sounds like it makes Chloes night.... bless! :D
Update on the Twister - I'm on top of everyone... woohoo!!
Chris steps up to the plate and skypes the show back (we can't understand him, but well done mate!)
Tamara sings: Jonathan Coulton - You ruined everything.
I'm now on top of Lee and Tamara, Maf's on top of Cindy, underneath the rest of us .... :))
The return of Ask uncle Maf: Cindy needs some teenage girl advice.
And thus the first show of 2008 ends not with a bang or a whimper but with a flick of the pink tail.
GOOD BLOODY NIGHT {{can't believe I was up doing the quotes section till 2am! whoa! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz}}
LEE 'SHE'S HAVING IT LARGE IS SHE?'
MAF 'SHE CERTAINLY IS'
LEE 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'
MAF 'I BELIEVE YOU NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS EVE'
LEE 'WELL NOT NEARLY'
MAF 'YOU DID?!'
MAF 'OH LOOK THERE'S FLUFFY'S BALLS'
LEE 'HOLD ON HOLD ON. OH WOW THAT'S REALLY NICE. ALRIGHT I'LL SHOW YOU MINE NOW'
MAF 'AURGHHHHHH! MY EYES'
MAF 'BUT THEY LEFT THAT BIT IN, ON PURPOSE'
LEE 'SO THERE'S A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW OOOOOOHH'
MAF 'YES THERE IS A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW AND I'M NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO KNOW'
LEE 'I AM'
MAF 'AND IF WE SAY THINGS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THEY STAY SAID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY THERE'S A FATWA ON US'
MAF 'OH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN!'
Maf
'Do you want some of this frogspawn come juice'
'When we say ring us or email us with your requests, we really mean don't'
'Strangers in the night... exchanging caffeine'
'THE PROFESSIONALISM, IT'S STILL WITH US IN 2008'
'STARTS WITH "THAT" AND ENDS WITH "ODD"'
'IT'S WORTH A LISTEN TO JUST TO HEAR HOW MUCH PISS TAKING THOSE GIRLS DO WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER'
'CINDY IS NOW IN ON THE INU-ENDING'
'EWW IT'S LIKE DRINKING A SPITTOON'
'AND YA IT WAS EWWW'
'I'VE ONLY BEEN POORLY WITH A COLD, NOT DRINKING SUSPICIOUS FLUIDS'
'I NEARLY WENT INTO INNUENDOING'
'THEY'RE TOO BUSY LAUGH TO BLOODLY CHATROOM'
'IT'S A GIRL WITH A BIG HUSBAND WHO'LL KILL ME' {I sure have given a strange impression of James LOL}
'I KNEW I WAS TABOGGANING...AND I KNEW IT WAS COLD AS WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION'
'SHE'S SHOWING THE COUNTRIES SHE'S GOING TO DOMINATE IN HER DOMINATRICES FASHION'
'I WISH FLUFFY LOOKED HAPPIER LISTENING TO ME TALK'
'REALLY TRUE NAMES THAT ARE TRUE'
'NOT EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS'
'WHAT REALITY ARE WE IN'
'YOU'RE GOING TO DRUM I WENT FOR BELL'
'WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S COMING FROM BOTH ENDS'
'I'VE GOT A COD PIECE ANYWAY AND IT GOES ON AT THE DROP OF A HAT'
'I WAS BOOTED FOR MR.HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO'
'SO YOU'LL BE HAVING SEX WITH ME THEN. HAHAAHAA I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOKED AT YOU THEN'
'I WAS TRYING TO PICTURE EVERY GIRL I KNOW THAT I'D A CYCLING ACCIDENT WITH OR THAT SORT OF THING'
'I WAS SAD WHEN FREDDY MERCURY DIED BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE STREET WAILING'
Lee
'Go ahead throw something at me big boy'
'Free trade hippopotamus shite'
'A new game from Nintendo... Wii silly buggers'
'I'D LIKE TO REMARK HOW BIG FLUFFY IS'
'GO ON LICK YOUR SNOT'
'I'LL GIVE YOU NUNCHUCK'
'SHOW US YOUR CHRISTMAS BUSH LOVE'
'I SAW A JACK RUSTLE CRUSHED BY A PALLET OF FRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE ONCE'
'WOW DOESN'T CINDYB LOOK VIBRANT'
'LIKE AN OX HAVING A BABY'
'I'D TWANG HER'
'WE'VE GOT A CANADIAN LISTENER IN UHH WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?'
'HOW CAN YOU SAY NAKED TWISTER AND SAY RESPECTIVELY?'
'CAN I HAVE A SEPARATE STUDIO NEXT WEEK PLEASE'
'I'LL GO TO K NEXT. DON'T NOW WHY I STARTED AT J'
Cindy
'Talk to me like a scottish person, Monkey boy!'
Show 182
Podcast 97
And the show's off to a great start with a dig at Cindy not getting British humour. Which makes me think, she must get it to some extent, as she wouldn't keep listening! Now somehow, this conversation manages to get on to sound activated vibrators.... you'll have to listen to find out just how...
Tripple certified honduran coffee.... what the certificates are we're not quite sure.
{Tamara here - everyone in the chatroom has bizzare names and I got picked on because I didn't. So I changed my name to ohwa_tygoo_seye_am (oh what a goose I am!) did no one else do that as a kid?}
Maf lets us in on his Soaplike Christmas saga... Families eh! *roll*
{T says - Maf you are welcome to come stay next christmas! We are not fancy at all but you are welcome.}
Lee's New years eve was almost as exciting, when he tries to kill someone!
Tamara plans to take over the world... mwahahahahaha!!!
{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} Extra special this weeks silence: first of 2008... savour it peeps.
Lee asks to see my balls, so I oblige... reluctantly.
Tune time: Bruce Springstein - Girls in their summer clothes.
Unusual names: Lee had a book for Christmas full of unusual real names, there is much mirth as Lee reads some (lots) out.
Chris the Vampire from the flikr page emails in asking for a Whitney track...
Tune time: Whitney Huston - I'm your baby tonight.
Harikaraoke: Big in Japan - Alphaville.
More coffee chat
Lots more Wii jokes, not as funny when you can't see the webcams (another reason to listen live pod cast people)
Cindy's playing Naked twister - T's on top of Maf, and Cindys on top of Lee.
Skype time: Chris and Chloe get a call, sounds like it makes Chloes night.... bless! :D
Update on the Twister - I'm on top of everyone... woohoo!!
Chris steps up to the plate and skypes the show back (we can't understand him, but well done mate!)
Tamara sings: Jonathan Coulton - You ruined everything.
I'm now on top of Lee and Tamara, Maf's on top of Cindy, underneath the rest of us .... :))
The return of Ask uncle Maf: Cindy needs some teenage girl advice.
And thus the first show of 2008 ends not with a bang or a whimper but with a flick of the pink tail.
GOOD BLOODY NIGHT {{can't believe I was up doing the quotes section till 2am! whoa! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz}}
LEE 'SHE'S HAVING IT LARGE IS SHE?'
MAF 'SHE CERTAINLY IS'
LEE 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'
MAF 'I BELIEVE YOU NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS EVE'
LEE 'WELL NOT NEARLY'
MAF 'YOU DID?!'
MAF 'OH LOOK THERE'S FLUFFY'S BALLS'
LEE 'HOLD ON HOLD ON. OH WOW THAT'S REALLY NICE. ALRIGHT I'LL SHOW YOU MINE NOW'
MAF 'AURGHHHHHH! MY EYES'
MAF 'BUT THEY LEFT THAT BIT IN, ON PURPOSE'
LEE 'SO THERE'S A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW OOOOOOHH'
MAF 'YES THERE IS A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW AND I'M NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO KNOW'
LEE 'I AM'
MAF 'AND IF WE SAY THINGS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THEY STAY SAID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY THERE'S A FATWA ON US'
MAF 'OH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN!'
Maf
'Do you want some of this frogspawn come juice'
'When we say ring us or email us with your requests, we really mean don't'
'Strangers in the night... exchanging caffeine'
'THE PROFESSIONALISM, IT'S STILL WITH US IN 2008'
'STARTS WITH "THAT" AND ENDS WITH "ODD"'
'IT'S WORTH A LISTEN TO JUST TO HEAR HOW MUCH PISS TAKING THOSE GIRLS DO WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER'
'CINDY IS NOW IN ON THE INU-ENDING'
'EWW IT'S LIKE DRINKING A SPITTOON'
'AND YA IT WAS EWWW'
'I'VE ONLY BEEN POORLY WITH A COLD, NOT DRINKING SUSPICIOUS FLUIDS'
'I NEARLY WENT INTO INNUENDOING'
'THEY'RE TOO BUSY LAUGH TO BLOODLY CHATROOM'
'IT'S A GIRL WITH A BIG HUSBAND WHO'LL KILL ME' {I sure have given a strange impression of James LOL}
'I KNEW I WAS TABOGGANING...AND I KNEW IT WAS COLD AS WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION'
'SHE'S SHOWING THE COUNTRIES SHE'S GOING TO DOMINATE IN HER DOMINATRICES FASHION'
'I WISH FLUFFY LOOKED HAPPIER LISTENING TO ME TALK'
'REALLY TRUE NAMES THAT ARE TRUE'
'NOT EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS'
'WHAT REALITY ARE WE IN'
'YOU'RE GOING TO DRUM I WENT FOR BELL'
'WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S COMING FROM BOTH ENDS'
'I'VE GOT A COD PIECE ANYWAY AND IT GOES ON AT THE DROP OF A HAT'
'I WAS BOOTED FOR MR.HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO'
'SO YOU'LL BE HAVING SEX WITH ME THEN. HAHAAHAA I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOKED AT YOU THEN'
'I WAS TRYING TO PICTURE EVERY GIRL I KNOW THAT I'D A CYCLING ACCIDENT WITH OR THAT SORT OF THING'
'I WAS SAD WHEN FREDDY MERCURY DIED BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE STREET WAILING'
Lee
'Go ahead throw something at me big boy'
'Free trade hippopotamus shite'
'A new game from Nintendo... Wii silly buggers'
'I'D LIKE TO REMARK HOW BIG FLUFFY IS'
'GO ON LICK YOUR SNOT'
'I'LL GIVE YOU NUNCHUCK'
'SHOW US YOUR CHRISTMAS BUSH LOVE'
'I SAW A JACK RUSTLE CRUSHED BY A PALLET OF FRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE ONCE'
'WOW DOESN'T CINDYB LOOK VIBRANT'
'LIKE AN OX HAVING A BABY'
'I'D TWANG HER'
'WE'VE GOT A CANADIAN LISTENER IN UHH WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?'
'HOW CAN YOU SAY NAKED TWISTER AND SAY RESPECTIVELY?'
'CAN I HAVE A SEPARATE STUDIO NEXT WEEK PLEASE'
'I'LL GO TO K NEXT. DON'T NOW WHY I STARTED AT J'
Cindy
'Talk to me like a scottish person, Monkey boy!'
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