THE SCOPY SOAP
IN THE BEGINNING
Snug Towers hired Scopy Steve to do intros for the show. All was going well until one day he started getting mychingo messages from 'the real' scopy steve. This went on for several weeks and Steve was getting fed up. But then one beautiful day a message came from Audrey, who declaired her interest in Steve. It was then that we found out 'the real' Steve was Audrey's ex-boyfriend named Phillup. Phil went crazy with jealousy over Steve and Audrey's bloosoming relationship. We are under the impression Phil has commited suicide but soon find out that he is alive and in a mental hospital. The lovers are safe.... for now.
Audrey soons finds herself preganat with Steve's child. She can not seem to reach him on his cell/mobile.
Meanwhile we hear from someone named Elizbeth. At first it's just with musical requests but then we find out that she has been out for "drinks" with Steve. She drives a Tatra ('Maf will be so jealous')
Steve breaks out of his hospital, injures Dr. Neil Down and kills his nurse Ben Dover. Steve dies in a hail of bullets.
We then hear from Bill, Phil's brother. He is angry and
Monday, July 23, 2007
JULY 19
SHOW 163
PODCAST 76
SCOPY STEVE SAYS... nothing! not a word, not a peep. He didn't arrive to work. There is a message from him via Lee saying he has had to flee to Brazil. And Lee breaks the news that he believes Steve's plane has crashed. What will happen to his babies now?! Is Steve dead?! Was it the hit man taking out a whole plane full of people to get to Steve ?
Audrey is in the chatroom! Fluffy is missing and CindyB is missing. So is Gareth. Audrey could be any of them!
~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE~~~~~~~~~~~
MYCHINGO FROM BILL. Sounds like they met up but Steve has not returned any of Bill's calls. He sends ill wishes to our Steve "I hope you die a slow and painful death"
MYCHINGO FROM ELIZABETH She sounds angry... "Steve... where... are... you...? My father is a very powerful man. Got it?! "
MYCHINGO FROM AUDREY She had to leave the country and is in hiding. Because of Elizabeth's death threats. She appears in the chatroom but we are not allowed to know where she is... As mentioned above Scopy Steve may be dead. Stay tuned!
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CindyB is in the house. So she's not Audrey....
Lee missed last week's snug fan's blog becasue his computer died. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SECRETY MESSAGES SECRETED IN THE MYCHINGO MESSAGES PRETAINING TO THE SCOPY SOAP
Bill's secret message is a black mail message for Steve.
Elizabeth's secret message says "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/ Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maf mentions going to Texas for the goodbye Snug tour!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND TO LEE!!!!
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Another money scam has been sent to the Snug. Good thing these guys are not gullible!
Lee needs our love! Tell him what you think about his wallpapers. Come on BA'd, he'd appreciate it a lot!
Fart humor.
TUNE TIME - Mr Blue Sky - ELO
Through out the show Maf does his Stolen from Digg bit -
Bizarre searches in search engines
Little old lady gets worlds fastest internet connection
101 uses for ordinary things
11 Crazy ways to view Flickr
Prestayn has been flood, a lot of flooding in the UK. I hope all is well for everyone, I'm sure we'll get updates this coming show.
^^^^^^^^^^^LEE PROMISES^^^^^^^^^^
Once his computer is fixed he will upload photos of the flood.
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Manchester is planning on importing sand to create a beach. Sand delivery has been delayed due to rain.
Maf is enjoying The 4400!! SEE!!! I am up to date with it.
HQ has sent a copy of a letter of apology, written by a very young Lee, to his mum.
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Lee promises that 'send a penny' will happen...one day.
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A PROPER {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Maf is not a tea drinker.
CindyB espouses the virtues of marriage and encourgages Maf to tie the knot with his beloved. Maf will **never** get married again.
Lee snacks on peanuts.
Harikaraoke
True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
How Deep is your Love? - Bee Gees
TUNE TIME - Martina McBride - This ones for the Girls
What is a body warmer? Maf says it's a coat without sleeves. A vest?
Webcam centric time. I am putting on a cooking show. Lee is giving me instructions to look up the Krankies becasue I look like one of them. I am going to have a look right now....wait for my reaction --->OK.........ummmm ermmmm yaaaaaa Here's a link http://krankies.moonfruit.com/
I put a cap on backwards and wave around a wrench to get into this week's Tamara dresses like a mechanic... what will next show bring? who knows...
Lee's thinking about getting a dog. Foolish I think.
Lee's baby may be named Darcy. That's Willow's piano teacher's name. I think it's a good name!
Lee is coming back from holiday early in order to be with us at the Snug. Hurray for Lee.
The End
luv T
QUOTES
MAF 'AUDREY'S ASKING WHERE FLUFF IS. AS IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW'
LEE 'YOU WAIT FLUFF WILL BE IN LATER AND AUDREY WILL HAVE TO GO'
MAF 'THEY MIGHT USE A SALT SUBSTITUTE. THEY MIGHT USE SOMETHING THAT'S SALTY TO SALT THE PE NUTS. EWWWWWW.'
LEE 'SALT SUBSTITUTE. LIKE PEPPER MASQUERADING.'
LEE 'YA IT'S EMM HAVE YOU HAD UMM WOO HOO?'
MAF 'UMMM WHAT?'
LEE 'HAVE YOU HAD EARL GREY?'
MAF 'NO WELL YA'
LEE 'LOVELY BLOKE ISN'T HE?'
MAF 'NOT QUITE AS HUGE AS HUGE HUGH'
LEE 'HUGE HUGH'
MAF 'IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SAID IT'S JULY 19 SHOW 163 AND PODCAST 76'
'I THINK WE SHOULD BECAUSE AUDREY'S IN THE HOUSE. AND SHE'S TALKING TO TAMARA. NOW I HAVE A PICTURE OF TAMARA TYPING AWAY TO HERSELF LIKE THIS ON TWO KEYBOARDS'
'I SEE WHAT TAMARA MEANS NOW FROM THE ANONYMOUS MAIL THAT SHE JUST SENT US' dóh!
'CAUSE IT'S A GOOD WAY OF SECRETLY HIDING SECRET MESSAGES SECRETLY'
'IF ONLY THE TOILET WERE A LITTLE BIT NEARER. WE'LL HAVE TO BROADCAST FROM THE TOILET NEXT TIME'
'DRUNKEN FLOOZY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN'
'I OPENED THE DOOR IN MY PANTS, WHICH IS A WEIRD PLACE TO HAVE A DOOR.'
'I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT HAVE BEEN FALLING OUT OF MY PANTS. NO ONLY JOKING.'
'OH YOUR EYES ARE LIKE POOLS OF SHITE'
'SEND US MONEY THAT FOLDS.'
'THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. BECAUSE OF CROCODILES'
'I'M GOING TO PAY HER WHOLE TICKET SO SHE CAN COME OVER AND HIT YOU FOR THAT'
'MR. AND MRS. WHITE YOU'VE GOT A BLACK DOG.'
LEE 'OH DEAR ME WHAT A FARCE'
'YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE F'D THAN THAT DO YOU?'
'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER INITIALLY FLUFFY IS A REAL PERSON OR NOT'
'YOU FART AGAIN? YOU SURE? I'VE GOT MY EARPHONES ON AND I COULD HEAR YOU'
'ONCE UPON A TIME IT WAS TUESDAY'
'I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING OVER TO MARRY ONE OF US'
'YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION TO 1280 BY MASSIVE WOULDN'T YA?'
'I'M TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HERE'
SHOW 163
PODCAST 76
SCOPY STEVE SAYS... nothing! not a word, not a peep. He didn't arrive to work. There is a message from him via Lee saying he has had to flee to Brazil. And Lee breaks the news that he believes Steve's plane has crashed. What will happen to his babies now?! Is Steve dead?! Was it the hit man taking out a whole plane full of people to get to Steve ?
Audrey is in the chatroom! Fluffy is missing and CindyB is missing. So is Gareth. Audrey could be any of them!
~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE~~~~~~~~~~~
MYCHINGO FROM BILL. Sounds like they met up but Steve has not returned any of Bill's calls. He sends ill wishes to our Steve "I hope you die a slow and painful death"
MYCHINGO FROM ELIZABETH She sounds angry... "Steve... where... are... you...? My father is a very powerful man. Got it?! "
MYCHINGO FROM AUDREY She had to leave the country and is in hiding. Because of Elizabeth's death threats. She appears in the chatroom but we are not allowed to know where she is... As mentioned above Scopy Steve may be dead. Stay tuned!
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CindyB is in the house. So she's not Audrey....
Lee missed last week's snug fan's blog becasue his computer died. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SECRETY MESSAGES SECRETED IN THE MYCHINGO MESSAGES PRETAINING TO THE SCOPY SOAP
Bill's secret message is a black mail message for Steve.
Elizabeth's secret message says "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/ Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maf mentions going to Texas for the goodbye Snug tour!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND TO LEE!!!!
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Another money scam has been sent to the Snug. Good thing these guys are not gullible!
Lee needs our love! Tell him what you think about his wallpapers. Come on BA'd, he'd appreciate it a lot!
Fart humor.
TUNE TIME - Mr Blue Sky - ELO
Through out the show Maf does his Stolen from Digg bit -
Bizarre searches in search engines
Little old lady gets worlds fastest internet connection
101 uses for ordinary things
11 Crazy ways to view Flickr
Prestayn has been flood, a lot of flooding in the UK. I hope all is well for everyone, I'm sure we'll get updates this coming show.
^^^^^^^^^^^LEE PROMISES^^^^^^^^^^
Once his computer is fixed he will upload photos of the flood.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Manchester is planning on importing sand to create a beach. Sand delivery has been delayed due to rain.
Maf is enjoying The 4400!! SEE!!! I am up to date with it.
HQ has sent a copy of a letter of apology, written by a very young Lee, to his mum.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Lee promises that 'send a penny' will happen...one day.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A PROPER {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Maf is not a tea drinker.
CindyB espouses the virtues of marriage and encourgages Maf to tie the knot with his beloved. Maf will **never** get married again.
Lee snacks on peanuts.
Harikaraoke
True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
How Deep is your Love? - Bee Gees
TUNE TIME - Martina McBride - This ones for the Girls
What is a body warmer? Maf says it's a coat without sleeves. A vest?
Webcam centric time. I am putting on a cooking show. Lee is giving me instructions to look up the Krankies becasue I look like one of them. I am going to have a look right now....wait for my reaction --->OK.........ummmm ermmmm yaaaaaa Here's a link http://krankies.moonfruit.com/
I put a cap on backwards and wave around a wrench to get into this week's Tamara dresses like a mechanic... what will next show bring? who knows...
Lee's thinking about getting a dog. Foolish I think.
Lee's baby may be named Darcy. That's Willow's piano teacher's name. I think it's a good name!
Lee is coming back from holiday early in order to be with us at the Snug. Hurray for Lee.
The End
luv T
QUOTES
MAF 'AUDREY'S ASKING WHERE FLUFF IS. AS IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW'
LEE 'YOU WAIT FLUFF WILL BE IN LATER AND AUDREY WILL HAVE TO GO'
MAF 'THEY MIGHT USE A SALT SUBSTITUTE. THEY MIGHT USE SOMETHING THAT'S SALTY TO SALT THE PE NUTS. EWWWWWW.'
LEE 'SALT SUBSTITUTE. LIKE PEPPER MASQUERADING.'
LEE 'YA IT'S EMM HAVE YOU HAD UMM WOO HOO?'
MAF 'UMMM WHAT?'
LEE 'HAVE YOU HAD EARL GREY?'
MAF 'NO WELL YA'
LEE 'LOVELY BLOKE ISN'T HE?'
MAF 'NOT QUITE AS HUGE AS HUGE HUGH'
LEE 'HUGE HUGH'
MAF 'IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SAID IT'S JULY 19 SHOW 163 AND PODCAST 76'
'I THINK WE SHOULD BECAUSE AUDREY'S IN THE HOUSE. AND SHE'S TALKING TO TAMARA. NOW I HAVE A PICTURE OF TAMARA TYPING AWAY TO HERSELF LIKE THIS ON TWO KEYBOARDS'
'I SEE WHAT TAMARA MEANS NOW FROM THE ANONYMOUS MAIL THAT SHE JUST SENT US' dóh!
'CAUSE IT'S A GOOD WAY OF SECRETLY HIDING SECRET MESSAGES SECRETLY'
'IF ONLY THE TOILET WERE A LITTLE BIT NEARER. WE'LL HAVE TO BROADCAST FROM THE TOILET NEXT TIME'
'DRUNKEN FLOOZY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN'
'I OPENED THE DOOR IN MY PANTS, WHICH IS A WEIRD PLACE TO HAVE A DOOR.'
'I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT HAVE BEEN FALLING OUT OF MY PANTS. NO ONLY JOKING.'
'OH YOUR EYES ARE LIKE POOLS OF SHITE'
'SEND US MONEY THAT FOLDS.'
'THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. BECAUSE OF CROCODILES'
'I'M GOING TO PAY HER WHOLE TICKET SO SHE CAN COME OVER AND HIT YOU FOR THAT'
'MR. AND MRS. WHITE YOU'VE GOT A BLACK DOG.'
LEE 'OH DEAR ME WHAT A FARCE'
'YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE F'D THAN THAT DO YOU?'
'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER INITIALLY FLUFFY IS A REAL PERSON OR NOT'
'YOU FART AGAIN? YOU SURE? I'VE GOT MY EARPHONES ON AND I COULD HEAR YOU'
'ONCE UPON A TIME IT WAS TUESDAY'
'I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING OVER TO MARRY ONE OF US'
'YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION TO 1280 BY MASSIVE WOULDN'T YA?'
'I'M TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HERE'
Monday, July 16, 2007
JULY 12
SHOW 162
PODCAST 75
AND SCOPY STEVE SAYS?
He's a bit pervy tonight talking about his bum doctor. No soapy news from him.
We are lucky to have Lee with us this week. He has a poorly back. That is not fun at all! I understand because I had a rib out for the first part of the week.
Last week Drunken Floozy was CindyB, this week I am Drunken Hippie in the chatroom. I apparently looked like I was from the 60's and they said for this week I should dress as a drunk (so they could refuse me service) Hence Drunken Hippie alias. I looked like a Samaria instead. I have a pony tail. I change my name to Tiny Tiny Tail.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to silent REBECA!!! Come back to the chatroom. We are friendly and nice (and don't believe what Maf and Lee say about us! They think we're weird!! pot, kettle, black, face, bovered...)
LIVE 365 NEWS They have no plans on shutting down. Carrying on, business as usual... good to hear.
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SCOPY SOAP
We begin this week's soap update with Lee's promised and much anticipated musical montage of UK soap opera music.
There is a mychingo message from Huge Hugh, he has a huge crush on SS. SS replies, it seems to indicate that they met up. What is with Steve these days! 2 babies on the way, death threats, possible new lovers... what is going on??
DNA Tests Are Us - sent a message stating that SS is for a fact Audrey's baby's daddy. Maf questions the results.
SS left a mychingo here on this blog! Reaffirming that he is actually gay -AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. What does it all mean?!
stay tuned
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stay tuned
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He says he is free from any past promises (so stop waiting at Marks & Spencer's! It's not going to happen) and any promises he makes from that point on he would keep...maybe...
CindyB has left mychingos too. YAY! come on leave a message!
THE FORUM HAS BEEN QUIET!!!!!
TUNE TIME - MACY GRAY - TREAT ME LIKE YOUR MONEY
Lee is about to drink 'SPRITE'
Maf has been watching The 440. Seems to be enjoying it.
IT'S BIG FUN LEE TIME!!
^^^^^LEE TAKES OVER THE SHOW WITH HIS SOUND EFFECTS^^^^^^^
Prison Break chatter.
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ANOTHER SCOPY SOAP UPDATE!
AUDREY SENT AN MP3 TO FLUFFY TO SEND TO THE SNUG. IT SEEMS LIKE AUDREY AND STEVE ARE IN DANGER AND SHE SENT THE MESSAGE AS A PLEA FOR HELP.
THE AUDIO FILE SOUNDS LIKE ELIZABETH PLOTTING TO KILL BOTH AUDREY AND STEVE! DANTDANTDAAAAAAAAA
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Lee ~almost~ made a promise about Snug TV happening.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ANOTHER SCOPY SOAP UPDATE!
AUDREY SENT AN MP3 TO FLUFFY TO SEND TO THE SNUG. IT SEEMS LIKE AUDREY AND STEVE ARE IN DANGER AND SHE SENT THE MESSAGE AS A PLEA FOR HELP.
THE AUDIO FILE SOUNDS LIKE ELIZABETH PLOTTING TO KILL BOTH AUDREY AND STEVE! DANTDANTDAAAAAAAAA
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An almost {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}} inturpted by a farty pants Maf.
Tamara sings (early) Hey Jude - The Beatles (of course)
Fluffy Lamb drunken texted Maf 12 am at the weekend. Even in the wee hours of the morning, we, the Snug listeners are thinking of the Snug. (ironically it is almost midnight and I still have 30 more minutes to listen and blog...)[even more so I am editing this blog and it's 12:15 am...almost done]{finally done at 12:30}
The Snug will not die. It will transform, much like a caterpillar into a butterfly, the Snug will become something new. Just ignore the nay sayer who doesn't believe that the show can be done on Skype. (not mentioning any names...lee)
The last book is coming out on the 21st. There is a midnight party on the 21st here on Salt Spring and around the world I am sure!
Funny photos from Maf's past are sent in by Ian. Will they appear on Flicker? photos@snugradio.co.uk
I pull out my sword to get into my Samari roll. The sword is a prop from Legend.
For the next show they want me to dress as a mechanic...a sexy mechanic actually...hmmmmm
Harikaraoke
Centrefold - J Geils Bands
Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka
would have been a silence but a siren went by
The show is nearing it's end and I choose this time to call them. Listening back is strange because Lee says a few things to me that I miss hear and I respond to what I think he is saying. The reason I called was to tell them about a shrimp that creates a bubble by snapping it's claw shut and for a split second reaches the temp of the sun, then explodes and stuns it's prey.
Lee wants to know what I thought about his wallpaper. I loves it Lee! Let him know what you think of it! snugradio.co.uk click wallpaper. Pick one and make it your desktop image!!!
And with a flick of the pink tail the show ends and so does this blog. byebye
QUOTES
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU WANT AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO LET ME REPHRASE THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DROPPED'
LEE 'OHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW'
For the next show they want me to dress as a mechanic...a sexy mechanic actually...hmmmmm
Harikaraoke
Centrefold - J Geils Bands
Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka
would have been a silence but a siren went by
The show is nearing it's end and I choose this time to call them. Listening back is strange because Lee says a few things to me that I miss hear and I respond to what I think he is saying. The reason I called was to tell them about a shrimp that creates a bubble by snapping it's claw shut and for a split second reaches the temp of the sun, then explodes and stuns it's prey.
Lee wants to know what I thought about his wallpaper. I loves it Lee! Let him know what you think of it! snugradio.co.uk click wallpaper. Pick one and make it your desktop image!!!
And with a flick of the pink tail the show ends and so does this blog. byebye
QUOTES
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU WANT AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO LET ME REPHRASE THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DROPPED'
LEE 'OHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW'
MAF 'FLUFFY LAMB MAY HAVE JUST OUTED HERSELF'
LEE 'AHHH SHE'S GAY?'MAF 'NO. AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. NO SHE'S JUST SAID AUDREY SENT ME THIS THE OTHER DAY SHE ASKED ME TO PASS IT ON. RIGHT? RIGHTTT AND IT'S AN MP3.'
LEE 'WE COULD SING IT IF YOU LIKE, AH CAPELLA'
MAF 'I'M NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF'LEE 'OH BUGGER! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL GET YA'
MAF 'AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO'LEE 'PESKY KIDS'
LEE 'OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW.'
MAF 'IT'S FRIGHTENING ISN'T?
LEE 'I'M DRINKING SPRITE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!'
MAF 'I I I READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG AND I'VE GOT QUOTES AGAINST MY NAME THAT I'M LIKE I KNOW I'VE NOT SAID THAT. AND YET YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HER'
LEE 'IT'S WORRYING ISN'T IT?'
MAF 'OH I SEE. YOU ALMOST PROMISED SNUG TV BUT YOU DIDN'T QUITE GET THERE.'
LEE 'WHAT COULD I BEAT YOU AT?'
MAF 'DJ-YNESS'
LEE 'RIGHT AND WHAT WOULD YOU BEAT ME AT?'
MAF 'EVERTHING-ELSENESS'
MAF 'I'M SORRY...IT'S CURRY'
LEE 'EPHW EPHW I'VE HAD CURRY FOR FOUR DAYS AND MY ASS DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THAT!'
MAF 'IT'S SPECIAL CURRY'
LEE 'WHAT KIND OF CURRY WAS IT? DID IT HAVE COCONUTS IN IT?'
MAF 'YA'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
LEE 'I AM A CURRY CONNOISSEUR.'
MAF ' OH THAT WAS FREAKY'
LEE 'WHAT ELSE CAN I TASTE?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OHHH HO HO HO HO HAHAHAH
MAF 'I'VE BEEN MAF'
---HE'S GAY---
MAF 'HAHA YOU JUST COULDN'T RESIST'
MAF
'SCREWED ONE WAY...SKEWED ONE WAY. EWW FREUDIAN SLIP'
'SHE WAS BALD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR'
'ARE YOU WAGGLING THAT WIGGLE?'
'WOMEN WHO HAVE DONE THINGS TO MEN'S... CARS AND BELONGINGS WHEN THEY CHEATED. SCARY BISCUITS'
'HO IT'S CANADIAN SAMURAI. I MAKE MAPLE SYRUP WITH A TWIST OF MY CANOE NINJA STICK'
'SORRY TO ALL THE CANADIANS WHO ARE NOT NINJAS'
'DO YOU KNOW TAMARA? ARE YOU A NINJA?'
'IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO CANADA CAUSE THEY'RE BRITISH REALLY. BRITISH WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT, THAT'S CANADIA'
'FLUFFY OFTEN LISTENS TO THE SHOW NAKED, WHEN SHE'S NOT TEXTING ME DRUNK'
'NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR HOW NAKED YOU ARE TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO PHOTOS@SNUGRADIO.CO.UK'
'CRIPPLE!!...IN A POLITICALLY CORRECT WAY'
'MUM ME RICE CRISPYS TASTE OF POO.'
'WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE WILL ALL LIVE FOREVER'
LEE 'I CAN'T BEND DOWN JUST THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE CRUSHING MY SCARY BISCUITS'
'EWW WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE RIGHT IT DOES MAKE YOU SAY THAT'
'THE THICK PLOTTENS DOESN'T IT?'
'I'VE NEVER KNOWN A WOMAN TO GO MINTY....MENTAL....'
'THERE'S THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...' hahaha I pull this quote out every now and then'
'CAUSE I'M IN TWO MINDS NOW'
' OH THAT WAS GOING TO BE A SILENCE! DID YOU FART AGAIN?!'
'I'VE NEVER SMELT COCONUT FROM SOMEBODY'S ASS BEFORE'
'ALRIGHT PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN BLOODY HELL'
'ARE YOU TAMARA? AND DO YOU KNOW NINJA?'
'YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLAPPED BY A SHRIMP'
LEE 'OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW.'
MAF 'IT'S FRIGHTENING ISN'T?
LEE 'I'M DRINKING SPRITE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!'
MAF 'I I I READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG AND I'VE GOT QUOTES AGAINST MY NAME THAT I'M LIKE I KNOW I'VE NOT SAID THAT. AND YET YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HER'
LEE 'IT'S WORRYING ISN'T IT?'
MAF 'OH I SEE. YOU ALMOST PROMISED SNUG TV BUT YOU DIDN'T QUITE GET THERE.'
LEE 'WHAT COULD I BEAT YOU AT?'
MAF 'DJ-YNESS'
LEE 'RIGHT AND WHAT WOULD YOU BEAT ME AT?'
MAF 'EVERTHING-ELSENESS'
MAF 'I'M SORRY...IT'S CURRY'
LEE 'EPHW EPHW I'VE HAD CURRY FOR FOUR DAYS AND MY ASS DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THAT!'
MAF 'IT'S SPECIAL CURRY'
LEE 'WHAT KIND OF CURRY WAS IT? DID IT HAVE COCONUTS IN IT?'
MAF 'YA'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
LEE 'I AM A CURRY CONNOISSEUR.'
MAF ' OH THAT WAS FREAKY'
LEE 'WHAT ELSE CAN I TASTE?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OHHH HO HO HO HO HAHAHAH
MAF 'I'VE BEEN MAF'
---HE'S GAY---
MAF 'HAHA YOU JUST COULDN'T RESIST'
MAF
'SCREWED ONE WAY...SKEWED ONE WAY. EWW FREUDIAN SLIP'
'SHE WAS BALD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR'
'EVER CHANGING CANADIAN WOMEN'
'SO CINDY, WE NEED YOU TO CANVAS EVERYONE...IN THE COUNTRY...ONE BY ONE AND GET THEM TO EMAIL LIVE 365' 'ARE YOU WAGGLING THAT WIGGLE?'
'WOMEN WHO HAVE DONE THINGS TO MEN'S... CARS AND BELONGINGS WHEN THEY CHEATED. SCARY BISCUITS'
'HO IT'S CANADIAN SAMURAI. I MAKE MAPLE SYRUP WITH A TWIST OF MY CANOE NINJA STICK'
'SORRY TO ALL THE CANADIANS WHO ARE NOT NINJAS'
'DO YOU KNOW TAMARA? ARE YOU A NINJA?'
'IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO CANADA CAUSE THEY'RE BRITISH REALLY. BRITISH WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT, THAT'S CANADIA'
'FLUFFY OFTEN LISTENS TO THE SHOW NAKED, WHEN SHE'S NOT TEXTING ME DRUNK'
'NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR HOW NAKED YOU ARE TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO PHOTOS@SNUGRADIO.CO.UK'
'CRIPPLE!!...IN A POLITICALLY CORRECT WAY'
'MUM ME RICE CRISPYS TASTE OF POO.'
'WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE WILL ALL LIVE FOREVER'
LEE 'I CAN'T BEND DOWN JUST THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE CRUSHING MY SCARY BISCUITS'
'EWW WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE RIGHT IT DOES MAKE YOU SAY THAT'
'THE THICK PLOTTENS DOESN'T IT?'
'LET'S PUT A DRINK ON AND GO MAKE SOME TUNES'
'THERE'S THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...' hahaha I pull this quote out every now and then'
'CAUSE I'M IN TWO MINDS NOW'
' OH THAT WAS GOING TO BE A SILENCE! DID YOU FART AGAIN?!'
'I'VE NEVER SMELT COCONUT FROM SOMEBODY'S ASS BEFORE'
'ALRIGHT PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN BLOODY HELL'
'ARE YOU TAMARA? AND DO YOU KNOW NINJA?'
'YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLAPPED BY A SHRIMP'
Monday, July 09, 2007
JULY 5
SHOW 161
PODCAST 73
SCOPY STEVE SAYS?
Oh my god Steve has gone and dropped a bomb! He says he's out of the closet! The shock hits the scopy soap fans like a ton of bricks. He also says he's infertile. Find out more ahead in the Scopy Soap Update!
Maf and Lee are shocked at Steve's news.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elizabeth is pregnant and KNOWS it's Steve's.
Audrey mychingos, wanting to meet Liz in a dark alley. Her baby is due Feb. 14th.
Is Steve really infertile?! What will the DNA results find out? Who is Audrey's baby daddy.
Paul has had a spooky message. It sounds like it is Phil. He has dark scary warnings from beyond the grave!
Stay tuned as I am sure the shit will hit the fan! And if you the fan DUCK!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee tells a tale of a 17 year old girl applying for a mortgage and a job at the same time! She's 'good with number'. Lee can be cruel but we the listeners benefit from it, so it's all good.
Lee plays with his jingles. Maf proposes to me but takes it back when he finds out I rent my house and don't own it.
New wall paper for the Snug site coming soon, says Lee. Live listeners got a sneak peek.
CindyB from Tex-ass writes in with her thoughts and feelings on the Snug 'changing direction' other wise known as 'letting us down easy'. She thinks it sucks!
Lee reads out one text joke and thankfully refrains from a second one which is racist.
TUNE TIME - Pussycat - Mississippi
Maf has finally started watching the 4400. Nagging works eh Fluffy?! :o)
I am liking it and the 4th season has already started so new episodes every week! NOT as good as HEROES by any means but it is still worth watching (in my humble opinion)
Apparently I look like I'm from the 60's. Can someone please tell me where the phrase Alice band comes from. Groovy man!! Ñew show spot?? Tell Tamara what to wear each week. Next week I am suppose to dress as a drunk and then they won't serve me. What's that costume look like? How about black eyeliner smearing like raccoon eyes, tousled hair, one shoe on one shoe off, what ever clothes I wear would be askew and any coat or sweater (jumper) is on inside out. Through the show I would alternate between giggles, hiccups and random swearing.
a Spanish mychingo message comes in. If you know what it really says write in or mychingo with the translation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SCOPY SOAP UPDATE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the first time there is second soap update in this blog. Bill has mychingo'd during the show. He says all is forgiven and wants Steve to call him. He signs off 'kisses'. So Bill's gay too?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is a huge inexplicable giggle fit. It went over my head what ever it was......
We learn many politically incorrect words from Maf.
mychingo limerick in two parts.... CindyB is believed to be the culprit.
Harikaraoke - Del Shannon - Runaway
CHITTY CHAT RAMBLINGS
TUNE TIME - ERASURE - TAKE A CHANCE
Silliness takes over for a while as Maf and Lee play with words. Mission, fishin, fission, kissin... you had to be there.
a deafening {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}} not so silent due to Lee typing...
Yahoo messenger's gremlins are out frelling with Lee's web cam and mine. Fluffy's head on her webcam has taken over Maf's screen.
TAMARA SINGS - Anna Nalick - Breathe
Maf plays part of a song called Cést La Fucking Vie.
The fellas speculate where CindyB is listening from.
Cindy wants to know where the 'send a penny' button is... Lee CBA AND I think he's trying to prevent me from coming to the UK!
Count Basie wanders in to let us know the show is over for another week. I've been Tamara ta ra!
QUOTES
MAF 'IN THE OLD DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT HERE ON THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW AND GONE HOME AND CODED YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF UNTIL THE DAY AFTER'
LEE 'IF I COULD HAVE MADE MONEY CODING MY ASS OFF THEN YOU KNOW....I'D BE LIVING WITH SCOPY'
MAF 'BUT NOW A DAYS CBA-ITUS'
LEE 'NO THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT TRUE.... TO A FULL......'
MAF 'YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED LYING PROPERLY'
MAF 'SHE'S GOT 15 ACRES THOUGH'
LEE 'HAS SHE?'
MAF 'I THOUGHT SHE PUT A BIT OF WEIGHT ON.... JOKING'
MAF 'THAT'S KIND OF GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
LEE 'YA IT'S GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
MAF 'I'M JUST WAITING FOR TAMARA TO GO KRKRK IT'S ME!'
LEE 'KRRK KRRK'
MAF 'YA WE'LL KNOW BY THE KRK KRK'
LEE 'I'M JUST WATCHING THE WEBCAM TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES. IF SHE GOES KRR KRR KRRRRRUKKK KRRRR KRRRR - STATIC'
MAF 'SO YES THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE GET ON OUR MYCHINGO BUTTON. AND THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY'
LEE 'THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY. THANK YOU FOR CINDYING THAT IN'
MAF 'YES CINDYIN MORE STUFF'
MAF 'IT WAS JAMES ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEEN---
LEE 'WHAT?
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T THE QUEEN ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEER---
LEE 'WHAT?! STOP IT'
MAF Í'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT JAMES''
--- A FAIRY---
LEE 'WHAT? STOP IT!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...'
---AN UPHILL GARDENER---
MAF 'MY GARDEN'S FLAT'
LEE 'YA.'
MAF 'IN FACT WE'VE HEARD HIM ON THE SHOW BEFORE'
LEE 'WHO GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY?'
MAF 'BEERSOLUTIONS.CO.UK'
LEE 'WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING THAT WEB ADDRESS IN VAIN.'
MAF 'DADDY'S ON THE CASE FLUFFY SAYS'
LEE 'TELL HIM TO GET OFF AND SEND IT'
MAF
'IT GOES BACK TO OUR ANNOUNCEMENT YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'
'SHE MIGHT BE LAUGHING NOW BUT WHEN JAMES FINDS OUT THERE WILL BE TEARS BEFORE BED TIME'
'NORMALLY WE END WITH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND NOT A SONG'
'NO YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE REALLY'
'DOESN'T SHE DO A SYRUP THAT GOES OVER HAM AND IS MADE BY CANADIANS?'
'I PREFER TO KEEP HER SWEET AND CHOCOLATY COVERED WITH SPRINKLES ON'
'SHE'S FAGGING IT TOO'
'WATCH MY WEB CAM BITCH'
LEE
'MAYBE SHE'S DETECTING CRIMES'
'I STRUGGLED FOR SUPPORT THAT NIGHT, EVERYBODY NO EVERYBODY CBA'
'MAF THAT'S JUST STUPID'
SHOW 161
PODCAST 73
SCOPY STEVE SAYS?
Oh my god Steve has gone and dropped a bomb! He says he's out of the closet! The shock hits the scopy soap fans like a ton of bricks. He also says he's infertile. Find out more ahead in the Scopy Soap Update!
Maf and Lee are shocked at Steve's news.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elizabeth is pregnant and KNOWS it's Steve's.
Audrey mychingos, wanting to meet Liz in a dark alley. Her baby is due Feb. 14th.
Is Steve really infertile?! What will the DNA results find out? Who is Audrey's baby daddy.
Paul has had a spooky message. It sounds like it is Phil. He has dark scary warnings from beyond the grave!
Stay tuned as I am sure the shit will hit the fan! And if you the fan DUCK!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee tells a tale of a 17 year old girl applying for a mortgage and a job at the same time! She's 'good with number'. Lee can be cruel but we the listeners benefit from it, so it's all good.
Lee plays with his jingles. Maf proposes to me but takes it back when he finds out I rent my house and don't own it.
New wall paper for the Snug site coming soon, says Lee. Live listeners got a sneak peek.
CindyB from Tex-ass writes in with her thoughts and feelings on the Snug 'changing direction' other wise known as 'letting us down easy'. She thinks it sucks!
Lee reads out one text joke and thankfully refrains from a second one which is racist.
TUNE TIME - Pussycat - Mississippi
Maf has finally started watching the 4400. Nagging works eh Fluffy?! :o)
I am liking it and the 4th season has already started so new episodes every week! NOT as good as HEROES by any means but it is still worth watching (in my humble opinion)
Apparently I look like I'm from the 60's. Can someone please tell me where the phrase Alice band comes from. Groovy man!! Ñew show spot?? Tell Tamara what to wear each week. Next week I am suppose to dress as a drunk and then they won't serve me. What's that costume look like? How about black eyeliner smearing like raccoon eyes, tousled hair, one shoe on one shoe off, what ever clothes I wear would be askew and any coat or sweater (jumper) is on inside out. Through the show I would alternate between giggles, hiccups and random swearing.
a Spanish mychingo message comes in. If you know what it really says write in or mychingo with the translation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SCOPY SOAP UPDATE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the first time there is second soap update in this blog. Bill has mychingo'd during the show. He says all is forgiven and wants Steve to call him. He signs off 'kisses'. So Bill's gay too?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is a huge inexplicable giggle fit. It went over my head what ever it was......
We learn many politically incorrect words from Maf.
mychingo limerick in two parts.... CindyB is believed to be the culprit.
Harikaraoke - Del Shannon - Runaway
CHITTY CHAT RAMBLINGS
TUNE TIME - ERASURE - TAKE A CHANCE
Silliness takes over for a while as Maf and Lee play with words. Mission, fishin, fission, kissin... you had to be there.
a deafening {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}} not so silent due to Lee typing...
Yahoo messenger's gremlins are out frelling with Lee's web cam and mine. Fluffy's head on her webcam has taken over Maf's screen.
TAMARA SINGS - Anna Nalick - Breathe
Maf plays part of a song called Cést La Fucking Vie.
The fellas speculate where CindyB is listening from.
Cindy wants to know where the 'send a penny' button is... Lee CBA AND I think he's trying to prevent me from coming to the UK!
Count Basie wanders in to let us know the show is over for another week. I've been Tamara ta ra!
QUOTES
MAF 'IN THE OLD DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT HERE ON THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW AND GONE HOME AND CODED YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF UNTIL THE DAY AFTER'
LEE 'IF I COULD HAVE MADE MONEY CODING MY ASS OFF THEN YOU KNOW....I'D BE LIVING WITH SCOPY'
MAF 'BUT NOW A DAYS CBA-ITUS'
LEE 'NO THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT TRUE.... TO A FULL......'
MAF 'YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED LYING PROPERLY'
MAF 'SHE'S GOT 15 ACRES THOUGH'
LEE 'HAS SHE?'
MAF 'I THOUGHT SHE PUT A BIT OF WEIGHT ON.... JOKING'
MAF 'THAT'S KIND OF GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
LEE 'YA IT'S GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
MAF 'I'M JUST WAITING FOR TAMARA TO GO KRKRK IT'S ME!'
LEE 'KRRK KRRK'
MAF 'YA WE'LL KNOW BY THE KRK KRK'
LEE 'I'M JUST WATCHING THE WEBCAM TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES. IF SHE GOES KRR KRR KRRRRRUKKK KRRRR KRRRR - STATIC'
MAF 'SO YES THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE GET ON OUR MYCHINGO BUTTON. AND THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY'
LEE 'THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY. THANK YOU FOR CINDYING THAT IN'
MAF 'YES CINDYIN MORE STUFF'
MAF 'IT WAS JAMES ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEEN---
LEE 'WHAT?
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T THE QUEEN ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEER---
LEE 'WHAT?! STOP IT'
MAF Í'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT JAMES''
--- A FAIRY---
LEE 'WHAT? STOP IT!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...'
---AN UPHILL GARDENER---
MAF 'MY GARDEN'S FLAT'
LEE 'YA.'
MAF 'IN FACT WE'VE HEARD HIM ON THE SHOW BEFORE'
LEE 'WHO GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY?'
MAF 'BEERSOLUTIONS.CO.UK'
LEE 'WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING THAT WEB ADDRESS IN VAIN.'
MAF 'DADDY'S ON THE CASE FLUFFY SAYS'
LEE 'TELL HIM TO GET OFF AND SEND IT'
MAF
'IT GOES BACK TO OUR ANNOUNCEMENT YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'
'SHE MIGHT BE LAUGHING NOW BUT WHEN JAMES FINDS OUT THERE WILL BE TEARS BEFORE BED TIME'
'NORMALLY WE END WITH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND NOT A SONG'
'NO YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE REALLY'
'DOESN'T SHE DO A SYRUP THAT GOES OVER HAM AND IS MADE BY CANADIANS?'
'I PREFER TO KEEP HER SWEET AND CHOCOLATY COVERED WITH SPRINKLES ON'
'SHE'S FAGGING IT TOO'
'WATCH MY WEB CAM BITCH'
LEE
'MAYBE SHE'S DETECTING CRIMES'
'I STRUGGLED FOR SUPPORT THAT NIGHT, EVERYBODY NO EVERYBODY CBA'
'MAF THAT'S JUST STUPID'
Monday, July 02, 2007
JUNE 28th
SHOW 160
PODCAST 73
THE ONE WITH DEJA VU (for the live listeners anyway)
SCOPY STEVE SAYS?... Nothing really, he's caught a bad case of CBA
He's blaming it on the listeners! For shame Steve for shame!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE
A narrator sent a message, which was basically a summary of what's gone on so far in the soap.
Other than that nothing has really happened in the soap this week.
But we have questions
1. Are Steve and Audrey and item still?
2. If so are they in an 'open' relationship? or do they both disbelieve the rumors about each of their infidelities?
3. When is Audrey due?
4. Are the DNA test results in yet? Who is the baby daddy?
5. Bill has been quiet, what is he up to?
6. Hiro has been quiet too. Has he been stalking Lee? or has he moved on?
Will we have answers to our questions? If you have questions about what's going on in this wacky soap, leave a mychingo message here! I know Audrey reads this blog, (she's mychingo'd me)
This concludes this week's look at scope-enders the scopy soap from around the world?????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maf and Lee have a giggle as they recap the first half hour of the show.
TUNE TIME Shirley Bassey - The living Tree
Webcam chatter. Lee analyzes Fluffy Lambs webcam brightness.
_____________________________________________
MAF KEPT A PROMISE!!!!!!
Last show Maf promised to aim his webcam outside his window and he did it!!!balloons fall from the ceiling, ribbons of coloured paper float slowly down, the crowd cheers!!!!
Still waiting for Lee to fulfill his big promise....
_________________________________________
Maf has destroyed his Wii. He jokes about it but long time listeners can hear his pain.
Maf and Lee plan their holidays away from the Snug. Lee is away the last week in July and the first two in Aug. and Maf is away the last two weeks in Aug.
Both Fluffy and I say we'll do a show. Taking bets now....can we BA'd?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Looks like Maf is moving house. We have 10 months till the Snug world changes forever! We don't know how, we kinda know when but do we really know why?! lol It's all good Maf, life must go on, everything changes, there is a season turn turn turn...
Send in your "the old Snug goes out with a bang" show ideas!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Help Tamara get to the UK and guest appear on the Snug with Fluffy Lamb! 1 penny at a time...
CindyB sent a link to a video of a baby 'playing' with a snake. http://freespace.virgin.net/leewhite.com/vids/WHERES%20THE%20BABYSITTER.wmv Weird and disturbing! Tell Maf and Lee what you think of the video?
I am not Audrey.
Maf chats about 'THE MIDNIGHT CLOCK', chats in a Doctor Claw voice and then they listen to a silent mychingo message.
The Snug has 91 friends on myspace. Go be a friend of the Snug.
Give the Snug a penny so they can bring me to the UK. Where is the paypal button Lee?! I have $20.00 in my paypal already. Come on add to it. Spare some change, spare some change sir.
Lee reads out every country that has visited snug.co.uk
Here are the 3 important ones. Damn Canada always gets bronze!
3. Canada
2. USA
1. UK
This ends this week's deja vu snug fan's blog.
Leave me a mychingo damn you!
I've been T - get me to the UK before it's too late!!!!
goodnight
QUOTES
MAF 'DID WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU. WELCOME TO THE DEJA VU SPECIAL.'
LEE 'WHA DAVE? DAVE WHO?'
MAF 'DAVE DAVE JAVU'
LEE 'AHH THE FRENCH SHOW'
MAF 'FOR THE CANADIANS IN THE AUDIENCE'
MAF 'HE'S GONE THE SAME PLACE AS MY Wii. DO YOU LIKE THAT SEGWAY?'
LEE 'WHAT DOWN THE LAVATORY?'
MAF 'EM FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE KNOW YOU'LL KNOW I'VE BEEN CHIPPING AWAY MY Wii FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS'
LEE 'HAHAHA'
MAF 'WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO ON HIATUS'
LEE 'I'M NOT GOING THERE!'
MAF 'NO? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?'
LEE 'THEY'VE GOT MASSIVE BIG MOSQUITOES'
LEE 'MY FINGER SLIPPED'
MAF 'HAHAHA YA WELL SO DID MINE!!!'
LEE 'OHHHHH! HERE PLUTO'
MAF 'RIGHT OHH GODDAMN IT. KEEP WATCHING TAMARA'S FACE'
MAF 'I'M NOT FEELING AS SICK NOW BY THE WAY.'
LEE 'YA DO YA KNOW WHY?
MAF 'CAUSE I STOPPED EATING FISH PIE?'
LEE 'CARRY ON REGARDLESS'
MAF 'AYE BUT MY NAME'S NOT REGARDLESS'
LEE 'TAMARA KNOWS'
MAF 'IT'S NOT THAT BIG. OH TAMARA KNOWS NOT TAMARA'S NOSE. I SEE'
LEE 'AHHHHHH WHAT YOU'RE LIKE'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT WHEN SHE WAS FULL SCREEN OVER MY SCREEN IT WAS A BIT SCARY'
MAF 'CAUSE THESE LIVE LISTENS THEY ALREADY KNOW.... STUFF'
'WE SHOULD CARRY ON AS IF WE PRESSED RECORD 1/2 HOUR AGO.'
'I'D LIKE TO REPORT I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH ABUSE'
'IT'S DIFFICULT JUST HAVING AN ORDINARY PERSON'
'TAMARA'S GOT MY WEBCAM AGAIN. IT'S FREAKY'
'WE'LL FIND A WAY OF CARRY ON BUT IT WON'T BE LIKE THIS'
'OH PISS FACE. SORRY'
'MY FINGERS HAVE GONE TO SLEEP'
'I'M JUST LOOKING IN THE CHATROOM AND WOW I THINK EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS'
'IT'S JUST ANOTHER ORDANARY SNUG DAY IN A ...OH LORDY FLUFSTER FLUFSTER YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T LEAN FORWARD LIKE THAT IT DOESN'T HALF PUT ME OFF'
'STEPPING QUICKLY AWAY FROM THE NOSE COMMENT AS FAST AS YOU CAN BACKWARDS, WAVING YOUR HANDS SAYING PLEASE DON'T HIT ME'
'I DON'T THINK FLUFFY NEEDS ASSITANCE WHEN IT COMES TO RECORDING ODD DODGY MESSAGES'
'ODD DODGY MESSAGES, SHE'S A BIT OF A QUEEN'
'THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN YOUR MUM SAYING RUDE WORDS'
'WE'RE NOT FRIEND WHORES'
'LET'S GO OUT WITH A BANG, LET'S DO SOMETHING BIG FOR ONE OF OUR BIG LISTENERS. NOT THAT SHE'S BIG'
'DID WE SAY BANG? I DON;T REMEMBER SAYING BANG'
LEE
'I GOT BANNED FROM A SWIMMING POOL THIS WEEK'
'EVEN THE BELL CBA'
'I'M RETIRED NOW I WORKED A LOT IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU GUYS WERE FUNNY!' (as the bell)
'SHE'S PROBABLY GOT MY BAGS PACKED ALREADY'
'ONE GUYS TWO HOURS ALL SILENCE'
'I CAN GET YOU SACKED, ARRESTED, MURDERED, RAPED, PILLAGED, BETROTHED, MARRIED, DIVORCED, YOU LEAVE THAT ALL TO ME'
'SHE'S TYPING LIKE AUDREY AND ELIZABETH'
'I WISH YOU'D TELL ME BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCE SOMETHING'
'WITH A COUPLE A FEW... COUPLE A FEW?!'
'NEVER MIND I NEED A WEE, I NEED A WEE'
SHOW 160
PODCAST 73
THE ONE WITH DEJA VU (for the live listeners anyway)
SCOPY STEVE SAYS?... Nothing really, he's caught a bad case of CBA
He's blaming it on the listeners! For shame Steve for shame!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE
A narrator sent a message, which was basically a summary of what's gone on so far in the soap.
Other than that nothing has really happened in the soap this week.
But we have questions
1. Are Steve and Audrey and item still?
2. If so are they in an 'open' relationship? or do they both disbelieve the rumors about each of their infidelities?
3. When is Audrey due?
4. Are the DNA test results in yet? Who is the baby daddy?
5. Bill has been quiet, what is he up to?
6. Hiro has been quiet too. Has he been stalking Lee? or has he moved on?
Will we have answers to our questions? If you have questions about what's going on in this wacky soap, leave a mychingo message here! I know Audrey reads this blog, (she's mychingo'd me)
This concludes this week's look at scope-enders the scopy soap from around the world?????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maf and Lee have a giggle as they recap the first half hour of the show.
TUNE TIME Shirley Bassey - The living Tree
Webcam chatter. Lee analyzes Fluffy Lambs webcam brightness.
_____________________________________________
MAF KEPT A PROMISE!!!!!!
Last show Maf promised to aim his webcam outside his window and he did it!!!balloons fall from the ceiling, ribbons of coloured paper float slowly down, the crowd cheers!!!!
Still waiting for Lee to fulfill his big promise....
_________________________________________
Maf has destroyed his Wii. He jokes about it but long time listeners can hear his pain.
Maf and Lee plan their holidays away from the Snug. Lee is away the last week in July and the first two in Aug. and Maf is away the last two weeks in Aug.
Both Fluffy and I say we'll do a show. Taking bets now....can we BA'd?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Looks like Maf is moving house. We have 10 months till the Snug world changes forever! We don't know how, we kinda know when but do we really know why?! lol It's all good Maf, life must go on, everything changes, there is a season turn turn turn...
Send in your "the old Snug goes out with a bang" show ideas!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Help Tamara get to the UK and guest appear on the Snug with Fluffy Lamb! 1 penny at a time...
CindyB sent a link to a video of a baby 'playing' with a snake. http://freespace.virgin.net/leewhite.com/vids/WHERES%20THE%20BABYSITTER.wmv Weird and disturbing! Tell Maf and Lee what you think of the video?
a stunned {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
Revisiting the Burkina Faso scam...er money making opportunity.
Maf wonders where 'run of the mill' comes from. Fluffy Lamb and HQ pipe up with the answer.
Fluffy offers to show us her strawberry but it would involve pulling down her trousers.
HARIKARAOKE - Mr Bojangles - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Keep on Running - Spencer Davies Band I Believe - Robson & Jerome
Maf has finally downloaded 4400. Watch it watch it. Also manstrokewoman is dead funny!
Who is 'drunken floozy in the chat room?
I am not Audrey.
Maf chats about 'THE MIDNIGHT CLOCK', chats in a Doctor Claw voice and then they listen to a silent mychingo message.
Tamara sings - Breaking Up is Hard to Do
Chat room has many people, makes up for the couple of weeks I was all alone and loney by myself with no one else around, except for Maf...
Chit chat at the speed of light, covering all sorts of topics.
Maf doesn't watch Little Britian... much. Why's that then? It's funny in a manic kind of way.
The Snug has 91 friends on myspace. Go be a friend of the Snug.
Give the Snug a penny so they can bring me to the UK. Where is the paypal button Lee?! I have $20.00 in my paypal already. Come on add to it. Spare some change, spare some change sir.
Lee reads out every country that has visited snug.co.uk
Here are the 3 important ones. Damn Canada always gets bronze!
3. Canada
2. USA
1. UK
This ends this week's deja vu snug fan's blog.
Leave me a mychingo damn you!
I've been T - get me to the UK before it's too late!!!!
goodnight
QUOTES
MAF 'DID WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU. WELCOME TO THE DEJA VU SPECIAL.'
LEE 'WHA DAVE? DAVE WHO?'
MAF 'DAVE DAVE JAVU'
LEE 'AHH THE FRENCH SHOW'
MAF 'FOR THE CANADIANS IN THE AUDIENCE'
MAF 'HE'S GONE THE SAME PLACE AS MY Wii. DO YOU LIKE THAT SEGWAY?'
LEE 'WHAT DOWN THE LAVATORY?'
MAF 'EM FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE KNOW YOU'LL KNOW I'VE BEEN CHIPPING AWAY MY Wii FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS'
LEE 'HAHAHA'
MAF 'WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO ON HIATUS'
LEE 'I'M NOT GOING THERE!'
MAF 'NO? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?'
LEE 'THEY'VE GOT MASSIVE BIG MOSQUITOES'
LEE 'MY FINGER SLIPPED'
MAF 'HAHAHA YA WELL SO DID MINE!!!'
LEE 'OHHHHH! HERE PLUTO'
MAF 'RIGHT OHH GODDAMN IT. KEEP WATCHING TAMARA'S FACE'
MAF 'WE CAN SEE FLUFFY'S GESTURES' LEE 'REALLY?!'
MAF 'I'VE MOVED ON' LEE 'HAVE YOU?! IT DIDN'T TAKE YOU LONG DID IT? I'M SAT IN THIS HOUSE SURROUNDED BY MEMORIES AND YOU'VE MOVED ON' MAF 'HAHAHA SURROUNDED BY MEMORIES I LIKE IT' LEE 'DINGING MY BELL'
MAF 'I'M NOT FEELING AS SICK NOW BY THE WAY.'
LEE 'YA DO YA KNOW WHY?
MAF 'CAUSE I STOPPED EATING FISH PIE?'
LEE 'CARRY ON REGARDLESS'
MAF 'AYE BUT MY NAME'S NOT REGARDLESS'
LEE 'TAMARA KNOWS'
MAF 'IT'S NOT THAT BIG. OH TAMARA KNOWS NOT TAMARA'S NOSE. I SEE'
LEE 'AHHHHHH WHAT YOU'RE LIKE'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT WHEN SHE WAS FULL SCREEN OVER MY SCREEN IT WAS A BIT SCARY'
MAF 'CAUSE THESE LIVE LISTENS THEY ALREADY KNOW.... STUFF'
'WE SHOULD CARRY ON AS IF WE PRESSED RECORD 1/2 HOUR AGO.'
'I'D LIKE TO REPORT I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH ABUSE'
'IT'S DIFFICULT JUST HAVING AN ORDINARY PERSON'
'TAMARA'S GOT MY WEBCAM AGAIN. IT'S FREAKY'
'WE'LL FIND A WAY OF CARRY ON BUT IT WON'T BE LIKE THIS'
'OH PISS FACE. SORRY'
'MY FINGERS HAVE GONE TO SLEEP'
'I'M JUST LOOKING IN THE CHATROOM AND WOW I THINK EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS'
'IT'S JUST ANOTHER ORDANARY SNUG DAY IN A ...OH LORDY FLUFSTER FLUFSTER YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T LEAN FORWARD LIKE THAT IT DOESN'T HALF PUT ME OFF'
'STEPPING QUICKLY AWAY FROM THE NOSE COMMENT AS FAST AS YOU CAN BACKWARDS, WAVING YOUR HANDS SAYING PLEASE DON'T HIT ME'
'I DON'T THINK FLUFFY NEEDS ASSITANCE WHEN IT COMES TO RECORDING ODD DODGY MESSAGES'
'ODD DODGY MESSAGES, SHE'S A BIT OF A QUEEN'
'THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN YOUR MUM SAYING RUDE WORDS'
'WE'RE NOT FRIEND WHORES'
'LET'S GO OUT WITH A BANG, LET'S DO SOMETHING BIG FOR ONE OF OUR BIG LISTENERS. NOT THAT SHE'S BIG'
'DID WE SAY BANG? I DON;T REMEMBER SAYING BANG'
LEE
'I GOT BANNED FROM A SWIMMING POOL THIS WEEK'
'EVEN THE BELL CBA'
'I'M RETIRED NOW I WORKED A LOT IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU GUYS WERE FUNNY!' (as the bell)
'SHE'S PROBABLY GOT MY BAGS PACKED ALREADY'
'ONE GUYS TWO HOURS ALL SILENCE'
'I CAN GET YOU SACKED, ARRESTED, MURDERED, RAPED, PILLAGED, BETROTHED, MARRIED, DIVORCED, YOU LEAVE THAT ALL TO ME'
'SHE'S TYPING LIKE AUDREY AND ELIZABETH'
'I WISH YOU'D TELL ME BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCE SOMETHING'
'WITH A COUPLE A FEW... COUPLE A FEW?!'
'NEVER MIND I NEED A WEE, I NEED A WEE'
Friday, June 22, 2007
JUNE - 21
SHOW - 159
PODCAST - 72
With the usual fan fair the show begins.
SCOPY STEVE SAYS? He tells us about a job he's applying for, or it's another joke. It's hard to tell with that guy!
Maf and Lee don't know what to make of Steve. Is he hiding his true feelings by playing the clown? What is going on with him? He should join the forum and air his dirty laundry there.
There is much discussion on what they are drinking and what they are NOT drinking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE SCOPE OPERA CONTINUES
Elizabeth mychingo'd
"Hi Steve I was so happy you agreed to come out for a drink with me. I hope you enjoyed driving in my Tatra she's a real beauty isn't she. Maf will be jealous. Let's get together again soon. Ta ta.... for now"
Bill left a mychingo
'You may have won this battle Steve (if that's your real name). Having my lawyer killed may seem like a smart move but when I am done with you his death will seem like child's play. Your day of reckoning is coming.'
A doctor J. Ofinski contacted Steve requesting a DNA sample. Apparently several men are being tested.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee has been playing detective. Trying to discover who is behind the Scope Opera. It seems that he **knows** who is behind the soap. hmmmmmm does the world want to know?
Big brother Lee is watching.
I APPRECIATE MYCHIGO MESSAGES LEFT FOR ME HERE! So leave a message eh!
There is discussion about who would play the different characters in the soap. They think Tom Cruz for Steve but I think Sean Penn should.
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 1
Pirate Dave may come back for a visit! He's not been around for ages. Come back Pirate Dave!
Speaking of Pirates no one gets to be pirate of the week anymore.
Much discussion on the CBA disease. The cure is a size 12 doc martin.
Tune Time - Anthony Perry - Pale Moonlight (Doctor Who Remix 1) (I did not get that this was in anyway a remix of the Doctor Who theme!)
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 2
Maf is unhappy with the garden work he had done. It was not quite what he relayed telepathically to the gardeners . Sadly they did not get the message.
All the cool kids are saying 'WELL' (in a really cool way) after people say stupid things.
WILL COOK FOR SEX (for those who don't know I put fuzzy dots and labels on coasters as a job- ya weird I know - and so I held up one of them and that's what it said, because I knew it would ummm errr get a rise out of the guys *cough cough*)
The Snug gets an urgent message from a guy from Burkina Faso. So they call him!!! Actually they call me first and pester me about nose boogers. Then they call him. It is hard to understand what they need to do the 'help' this guy.
Then they ring an insurance place and want to know what the message says...
"Hi you've reached ___________ office.... I work in the office between 9 and 5 but may be away from my desk. If you would like to leave a message after the tone I'll try to get back to you." That's the best I could do even with slowing it down.
TUNE TIME Jex - Scooby Who (Doctor Who Remix 2)
This is the coolest thing EVER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrztnqCrm4
James wishes I never showed him the video because he wants one so badly now. God it's the coolest coolest way cool doobery computer thingy ever!!! Go look!
Lee was headed to the gym the other day but there was a fish and chip shop on the way. He never made it there.
Maf has discovered he has a bigger waist then the trouser makers have let on. They have lied to him by 6 inches. The guys stand up and compare their hefts. The curtains are closed, weird slapping sounds are heard... They're so vain, they probably think this blog is about them.
TUNE TIME (a real romantic one this time!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
HARIKARAOKE - Billy Paul - Me & Mrs Jones
They start commentary on my webcam. They have me speaking with a Swedish accent.
HARIKARAOKE - Traditional - Seven Drunken Nights
Hello to CindyB who is not here but she will listen to the podcast AND read this blog.... mychingo me CindyB~~~please cupcake?~~~ lol
Spankings and drugs are being promised to those who are late listening to the live show.... hmmm and what will those who arrive on time get?! Double spankings, more drugs AND some wine??
Lee drops a little bomb about Maf's Mrs. taking him away. Maf wonders if they will get any email about it... if anyone will care... we care Maf!! Email the Snug and tell them you care damn it!
TAMARA SINGS - Prince - Little Red Corvette
TUNE TIME - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
www.bigfunparty.co.uk - lee at work
Lee is building himself a haven at his home. Sounds like he needs a space for his dirty-old-man junk.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
They are interested in my webcam a lot this show, I think it's because the two other number one listeners and their webcams are MIA.
THOSE FINGERS IN MY HAIR
Chuckles galore.
Card puns erupt after I say Lee is a card and ought to be delt with. Funny funny fellas.
No beer still... No Fluffy Lamb tonight. If she doesn't show up soon I think I will need to revive the Fluffy on a milk carton thread...
HARIKARAOKE - Doolies - Wanted
And this ends this week's show and this blog, mistakes and all. Goodnight!
mychingomemychingomemychingomedoitmychingomemychingome
MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU LIVE LISTENERS. AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU PODCAST LISTENERS WHO AREN'T LISTENING LIVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING DEAD EITHER. OR IF YOU ARE DROP US AN EMAIL CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING'
LEE 'OH WOW HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT THEN?'
MAF 'SNUGRADIO@CO.UK'
LEE 'NO! IF THEY WERE DEAD YA DIV'
MAF 'NOW SPELL COLOUR C*O*L*O*R. THAT IS INCORRECT'
LEE 'THERE'S A U IN THERE SOMEWHERE'
MAF 'DOES THE AUDIENCE KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW?'
LEE 'THE PERPETRATOR WILL KNOW WE KNOW THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT WE DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'IT COULD BE COINCIDENCE THAT TAMARA'S WEBCAM HAS DROPPED OFF AGAIN.'
MAF 'BECAUSE MY PANTS MANUFACTURER WOULDN'T LIE TO ME BY 6 INCHES! YOU WOULD HOPE. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT TO LIE BY'
LEE 'WELL I'M NOT SAYING I HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE'
MAF 'YA BUT I MEANT THE WAIST'
LEE 'YA IT IS A WASTE'
LEE 'I'M HAVING A PORCH'
MAF 'REALLY? OR IS IT A FERRARI'
LEE 'NO IT'S A PORCH'
MAF 'TELL JAMES IT WAS LEE. IT WAS LEE IT WAS LEE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'HE JUST OFF CAMERA HE'S THERE. JAMES SHE'S LYING'
LEE 'OH TAMARA'S STRIPPING OFF WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?!'
MAF 'OH SHE'S GONE TO RIPPLELY. AND I DON'T MEAN RIPPLY LIKE JAMES' STOMACHY WASH BOARD'
LEE 'NO IT'S LIKE YA WHATS HER FACE'
MAF 'YOU NOTICED I STOPPED USING THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY JUST IN CASE I SAID WILLY'
MAF
'IT'S 9 O'CLOCK-ISH. WE'RE ON TIME-ISH'.
'ANY ZOMBIES LISTENING'
'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ON THE SCOPE OPERA THIS HAPPENED THAT HAPPENED THIS HAPPENED AND DABA DA DABBADA DABADA DA'
'WELL THERE IS THAT, THEY ARE BURLY'
'WE DON'T WANT HER FEELING WEIRD, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT US MAKING HER FEEL WEIRDER'
'IT'S A TAMARA MINI-ME'
'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY, I JUST LOOKED AT TAMARA'S WEBCAM AND IT TURNED INTO ME BUT IT'S TAMARA'S WEBCAM'
'I LIKE A GIRL THAT EXPERIMENTS GRRROWLLLL'
'I'M HAVING A HOT FLASH LIKE A BOILING TOILET'
'I JUST TURNED HER OFF. SHOWED HER MY NIPPLES'
'NOBODY CAN BE SHY AROUND TAMARA.... THAT WASN'T AN INSULT JUST INCASE YOU....'
'WE'RE VERGING ON THE RIDICULOUS'
'FIREY CD THAT'S A CD THAT SHE BURNT'
'I DID KNOW IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD BUT I FORGOT IT'
LEE
'YOU KNOW I MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW'
'GO WITH A GUN WITH BULLETS IN AND SAY DO THIS'
'I'VE GOT LOADS OF MOSS'
'IT'S CALLED MICE/SPACE'
'YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A MOUSE/SLUG'
'DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOU'RE IN THE TARDIS'
'OH THAT WAS SULTRY WITH THE PING PONG EYES'
'OH I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!'
'THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW'
SHOW - 159
PODCAST - 72
With the usual fan fair the show begins.
SCOPY STEVE SAYS? He tells us about a job he's applying for, or it's another joke. It's hard to tell with that guy!
Maf and Lee don't know what to make of Steve. Is he hiding his true feelings by playing the clown? What is going on with him? He should join the forum and air his dirty laundry there.
There is much discussion on what they are drinking and what they are NOT drinking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE SCOPE OPERA CONTINUES
Elizabeth mychingo'd
"Hi Steve I was so happy you agreed to come out for a drink with me. I hope you enjoyed driving in my Tatra she's a real beauty isn't she. Maf will be jealous. Let's get together again soon. Ta ta.... for now"
Bill left a mychingo
'You may have won this battle Steve (if that's your real name). Having my lawyer killed may seem like a smart move but when I am done with you his death will seem like child's play. Your day of reckoning is coming.'
A doctor J. Ofinski contacted Steve requesting a DNA sample. Apparently several men are being tested.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee has been playing detective. Trying to discover who is behind the Scope Opera. It seems that he **knows** who is behind the soap. hmmmmmm does the world want to know?
Big brother Lee is watching.
I APPRECIATE MYCHIGO MESSAGES LEFT FOR ME HERE! So leave a message eh!
There is discussion about who would play the different characters in the soap. They think Tom Cruz for Steve but I think Sean Penn should.
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 1
Pirate Dave may come back for a visit! He's not been around for ages. Come back Pirate Dave!
Speaking of Pirates no one gets to be pirate of the week anymore.
Much discussion on the CBA disease. The cure is a size 12 doc martin.
Tune Time - Anthony Perry - Pale Moonlight (Doctor Who Remix 1) (I did not get that this was in anyway a remix of the Doctor Who theme!)
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 2
Maf is unhappy with the garden work he had done. It was not quite what he relayed telepathically to the gardeners . Sadly they did not get the message.
All the cool kids are saying 'WELL' (in a really cool way) after people say stupid things.
WILL COOK FOR SEX (for those who don't know I put fuzzy dots and labels on coasters as a job- ya weird I know - and so I held up one of them and that's what it said, because I knew it would ummm errr get a rise out of the guys *cough cough*)
The Snug gets an urgent message from a guy from Burkina Faso. So they call him!!! Actually they call me first and pester me about nose boogers. Then they call him. It is hard to understand what they need to do the 'help' this guy.
Then they ring an insurance place and want to know what the message says...
"Hi you've reached ___________ office.... I work in the office between 9 and 5 but may be away from my desk. If you would like to leave a message after the tone I'll try to get back to you." That's the best I could do even with slowing it down.
TUNE TIME Jex - Scooby Who (Doctor Who Remix 2)
This is the coolest thing EVER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrztnqCrm4
James wishes I never showed him the video because he wants one so badly now. God it's the coolest coolest way cool doobery computer thingy ever!!! Go look!
Lee was headed to the gym the other day but there was a fish and chip shop on the way. He never made it there.
Maf has discovered he has a bigger waist then the trouser makers have let on. They have lied to him by 6 inches. The guys stand up and compare their hefts. The curtains are closed, weird slapping sounds are heard... They're so vain, they probably think this blog is about them.
TUNE TIME (a real romantic one this time!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
HARIKARAOKE - Billy Paul - Me & Mrs Jones
They start commentary on my webcam. They have me speaking with a Swedish accent.
HARIKARAOKE - Traditional - Seven Drunken Nights
Hello to CindyB who is not here but she will listen to the podcast AND read this blog.... mychingo me CindyB~~~please cupcake?~~~ lol
Spankings and drugs are being promised to those who are late listening to the live show.... hmmm and what will those who arrive on time get?! Double spankings, more drugs AND some wine??
Lee drops a little bomb about Maf's Mrs. taking him away. Maf wonders if they will get any email about it... if anyone will care... we care Maf!! Email the Snug and tell them you care damn it!
TAMARA SINGS - Prince - Little Red Corvette
TUNE TIME - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
www.bigfunparty.co.uk - lee at work
Lee is building himself a haven at his home. Sounds like he needs a space for his dirty-old-man junk.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
They are interested in my webcam a lot this show, I think it's because the two other number one listeners and their webcams are MIA.
THOSE FINGERS IN MY HAIR
Chuckles galore.
Card puns erupt after I say Lee is a card and ought to be delt with. Funny funny fellas.
No beer still... No Fluffy Lamb tonight. If she doesn't show up soon I think I will need to revive the Fluffy on a milk carton thread...
HARIKARAOKE - Doolies - Wanted
And this ends this week's show and this blog, mistakes and all. Goodnight!
mychingomemychingomemychingomedoitmychingomemychingome
MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU LIVE LISTENERS. AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU PODCAST LISTENERS WHO AREN'T LISTENING LIVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING DEAD EITHER. OR IF YOU ARE DROP US AN EMAIL CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING'
LEE 'OH WOW HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT THEN?'
MAF 'SNUGRADIO@CO.UK'
LEE 'NO! IF THEY WERE DEAD YA DIV'
MAF 'NOW SPELL COLOUR C*O*L*O*R. THAT IS INCORRECT'
LEE 'THERE'S A U IN THERE SOMEWHERE'
MAF 'DOES THE AUDIENCE KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW?'
LEE 'THE PERPETRATOR WILL KNOW WE KNOW THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT WE DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'IT COULD BE COINCIDENCE THAT TAMARA'S WEBCAM HAS DROPPED OFF AGAIN.'
MAF 'BECAUSE MY PANTS MANUFACTURER WOULDN'T LIE TO ME BY 6 INCHES! YOU WOULD HOPE. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT TO LIE BY'
LEE 'WELL I'M NOT SAYING I HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE'
MAF 'YA BUT I MEANT THE WAIST'
LEE 'YA IT IS A WASTE'
LEE 'I'M HAVING A PORCH'
MAF 'REALLY? OR IS IT A FERRARI'
LEE 'NO IT'S A PORCH'
MAF 'TELL JAMES IT WAS LEE. IT WAS LEE IT WAS LEE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'HE JUST OFF CAMERA HE'S THERE. JAMES SHE'S LYING'
LEE 'OH TAMARA'S STRIPPING OFF WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?!'
MAF 'OH SHE'S GONE TO RIPPLELY. AND I DON'T MEAN RIPPLY LIKE JAMES' STOMACHY WASH BOARD'
LEE 'NO IT'S LIKE YA WHATS HER FACE'
MAF 'YOU NOTICED I STOPPED USING THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY JUST IN CASE I SAID WILLY'
MAF
'IT'S 9 O'CLOCK-ISH. WE'RE ON TIME-ISH'.
'ANY ZOMBIES LISTENING'
'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ON THE SCOPE OPERA THIS HAPPENED THAT HAPPENED THIS HAPPENED AND DABA DA DABBADA DABADA DA'
'WELL THERE IS THAT, THEY ARE BURLY'
'WE DON'T WANT HER FEELING WEIRD, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT US MAKING HER FEEL WEIRDER'
'IT'S A TAMARA MINI-ME'
'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY, I JUST LOOKED AT TAMARA'S WEBCAM AND IT TURNED INTO ME BUT IT'S TAMARA'S WEBCAM'
'I LIKE A GIRL THAT EXPERIMENTS GRRROWLLLL'
'I'M HAVING A HOT FLASH LIKE A BOILING TOILET'
'I JUST TURNED HER OFF. SHOWED HER MY NIPPLES'
'NOBODY CAN BE SHY AROUND TAMARA.... THAT WASN'T AN INSULT JUST INCASE YOU....'
'WE'RE VERGING ON THE RIDICULOUS'
'FIREY CD THAT'S A CD THAT SHE BURNT'
'I DID KNOW IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD BUT I FORGOT IT'
LEE
'YOU KNOW I MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW'
'GO WITH A GUN WITH BULLETS IN AND SAY DO THIS'
'I'VE GOT LOADS OF MOSS'
'IT'S CALLED MICE/SPACE'
'YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A MOUSE/SLUG'
'DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOU'RE IN THE TARDIS'
'OH THAT WAS SULTRY WITH THE PING PONG EYES'
'OH I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!'
'THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW'
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
JUNE 14TH
SHOW- 158
PODCAST - 71
AND SCOPEY STEVE SAYS......
Steve tells a joke, an oldie but an oldie.
The chatroom was down during this show. Fluffy Lamb was nowhere to be seen, CindyB is still on holiday, Gareth shows up for a bit but then wanders away before the show ends. Sadly I am the only one that was about.
House keeping info galore! Here's all the Stuff Maf and Lee want you to do! Snug Things You Should Do! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
a sneaky little {{{{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
Lee went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he left half way through. He didn't like it - boring he says.
Harikaraoke
Candyman - Christine Aguilera
THIS TIME 3 YEARS AGO..............................................................
June 10th 3 years ago - flag burning, hello to Jack, drunk Glyn, a live USA show was talked about, what would Maf do, Maf's ex's animals,
June 17th - monkey in a fez and welsh tiger boy was in the house!
..........................................................................................................
Painfully sad music plays as Maf tells the tale of his broken heart. He arrived home Thursday and there wasn't a beer truck waiting for him. No word from Mr. Fluffy Lamb or Fluffy Lamb herself. Maf tells his sad sad tale of lack of beer. Let down, upset, deflated, dishonored, thirsty, sober are just a few ways to describe how Maf and Lee feel about the lack of beer. Maf has faith that beer will show up next week.
Chitty chat about the 4400, Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Lee goes off on a jingle tangent. And then records a bit of video (off to check to see if he uploaded it. Be right back......ummmm that would be no then....)
They take a walk down tv memory lane, they are sounding as old as they are.
Tamara Sings Fever - Peggy Lee (I played around with Audacity but the results leave a lot to be desired - listen with caution!)
Maf has posted questions to Audrey in the forum, so Audrey so reply soon! Maf thinks he can figure out who the fingers are behind the voice.....
Maf is amused by a story about a blind man building a bridge. http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK16970120070612
I tell them about the judge who is sueing a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars for losing his pants! They found them a few days later but he said they were not his! http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN1226421520070613
The show ends for another week, I've been T, goodnight!!!
Harikaraoke for the last half hour
Patience - Take That
Different Corner - George Michael
5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly
A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash
Donald where's you troosers? - Andy Stewart
TOGETHER
MAF 'WE'RE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF GARETH TO SORT IT OUT BUT HE'S CRAP'
LEE 'HE'S CRAP?'
MAF 'YA WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT GOING TO GET IT FIXED ANY QUICKER, CALLING HIM CRAP IS IT?'
MAF 'WELL'
LEE 'BUT HE IS CRAP ISN'T HE?'
LEE 'WE SEEM TO COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS HALF ASLEEP'
MAF 'OR HAVE A FIVE MINUTE CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET ABOUT IT'
LEE 'AND THAT'S WHY THE ALL IMPORTANT SNUG FANS BLOG IS CRUCIAL'
MAF 'THAT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAY'
LEE 'AND WE STILL FORGET TO DO THINGS'
MAF 'WELL OF COURSE WE DO. WE DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG THOUGH'
LEE 'HELL NO! I'M NOT SURE I READ IT THIS WEEK THOUGH'
MAF 'COMEDY PLATUM! IT WAS UP VERY QUICKLY TOO'
LEE 'HAVE YOU MADE COFFEE AND TEA IN THE SAME CUP FOR ME?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OOHHH'
MAF 'IT'S EMMM IT'S MY OWN BLEND'
LEE 'OH GOD'
MAF 'MEANING THAT I SPOONED TWO SPOONS OF BRAZILIAN IN......THAT'S THE LITTLE HAIRS YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED HAVING A WAX'
LEE 'PHAWHAHAHA'
MAF 'I CAN'T SMELL TEA IT'S THE AMARETTO I SMELL STRONG THERE,.... ALMONDS'
LEE 'I CAN TASTE TEA I HAVE A SUPERIOR PALLET NOW I DON'T SMOKE. I CAN TASTE TEA AND COFFEE AND ALMONDS'
MAF 'NO TEA IN IT THOUGH'
MAF
'OH YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN... I'M SO HAPPY'
'CAUSE THAT'S ONE THING AT LEAST ONE THING THAT TAMARA CAN BE ASSED DOING'
'TONIGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BLABLABLABLA'
'OUR SITE IS A BIG BAG OF COMMUNICATION'
'SO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE HAMMYHAMHAMMEHAMMYHAMHAM'
'DOESN'T IT HAVE SALT SPRING ISLAND? THAT'S DISGUSTING!'
'I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP MY Wii BY DROPPING A BIT OF SOLDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT'
'IT'S NOT COOLY COOL'
'I KNOW WHAT LONDON NEEDS. A HUGE BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS'
'WELL MAYBE, I'D LIKE TO TRY AS AN EXPERIMENT I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I WOULD GET BORED SPENDING MONEY LIKE IT'S FALLING OUT MY ASS.'
'I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I TYPE, I'VE PUT -DONALD WHERE'S YOUR ALREADY-'
'AHHH IT'S A FREAKY PLACE MY HEAD'
'IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE SCOPY SOAP OPERA THEN LET US KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. KEEP US UP TO DATE PLEASE'
LEE
'IT'S LIKE WRITING A SCRIPT AND MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG'
'ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THEY'LL NEED TO DELVE INTO THE SHOW COMPUTER WEBSITE THING TO FIND OUT'
'GOSH IT MUST NEARLY BE TIME TO GO MARK'
'SO IT'S A DATE YOU AND ME DOING CHRISTINA AT 10:00'
'IT'S DOES LOTS OF THINGS I DON'T WHAT ARE THEY DO THAT YET'
'I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB BRAZILIANING'
'MY MISSUS HAS GOT THE SASQUATCH'
SHOW- 158
PODCAST - 71
AND SCOPEY STEVE SAYS......
Steve tells a joke, an oldie but an oldie.
The chatroom was down during this show. Fluffy Lamb was nowhere to be seen, CindyB is still on holiday, Gareth shows up for a bit but then wanders away before the show ends. Sadly I am the only one that was about.
House keeping info galore! Here's all the Stuff Maf and Lee want you to do! Snug Things You Should Do! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
- Listen to The Snug ALL WEEK at Live365
- Send photos to our Flickr Listener stream
- Put your pin on our Frappr Map
- Befriend us on Myspace
- Got to The Snug Forum & join the lively discussions
- Read and COMMENT on the SnugFans Blog
- Read and COMMENT on the Why Snugradio is Awesome Blog
- Buy Stuff from The Cafe Press Store (vintage designs)
- Buy Stuff from Cindy B's Snug Shop (new designs : Texas 2008 Tour)
- Add us as a friend on Yahoo Messenger
- Edit the Official Non-Wikipedia Snug Wiki with relevant Information
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE SCOPY SOAP
In his intro tonight Steve mentions that he suspects that Audrey is cheating. It's hard to tell if he was saying it to set up his joke. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Audrey cheating?! She did cheat on Phil by going out with Steve so he should expect it.
Audrey (Smith is her last name) emails Steve giving further details regarding Phil's death. ( could you maybe post any Scopey Soapy email on the forum Maf?)
Dr. N. Down was shot and wounded, his nurse B. Dover was shot and killed. Audrey feared for her life but she and the baby are fine.
Audrey is worried and doesn't understand how Phil could send a message.
Audrey also left a mychingo expressing her fears.
Steve recorded a mychingo trying to reassure Audrey. He has gone into hiding. We hear gun shots and another voice. What happened to Steve? Was he hurt? Probably not as he recorded his show opening so all is well with him?
to be continued......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Instead of writing like he promised Maf fiddled with new software. He's written a little bit but doesn't share. Excuses excuses excuses abound!
Lee plays with his brand new phone. He's loving it - well pleased. Maf talks about his Wii. And the computer doobery chat continues.....................
Lee's Missus is due in August.
We get to hear about Lee's water drainage adventures, up to his elbow in shite he was but he managed to remove the ball and plant pot that were causing flooding.
Maf and Lee ate sandwiches at the same time in separate locations. Maf's were free though, so he brags about it for awhile. He is like jesus and shares his loaves and fishes with multitudes of fellow workers.
TUNE TIME - Jimmy Osmond / Kevin Bloody Wilson / Nelly Furtado (*vom*) - A hair medley
Audrey (Smith is her last name) emails Steve giving further details regarding Phil's death. ( could you maybe post any Scopey Soapy email on the forum Maf?)
Dr. N. Down was shot and wounded, his nurse B. Dover was shot and killed. Audrey feared for her life but she and the baby are fine.
Audrey is worried and doesn't understand how Phil could send a message.
Audrey also left a mychingo expressing her fears.
Steve recorded a mychingo trying to reassure Audrey. He has gone into hiding. We hear gun shots and another voice. What happened to Steve? Was he hurt? Probably not as he recorded his show opening so all is well with him?
to be continued......
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Instead of writing like he promised Maf fiddled with new software. He's written a little bit but doesn't share. Excuses excuses excuses abound!
Lee plays with his brand new phone. He's loving it - well pleased. Maf talks about his Wii. And the computer doobery chat continues.....................
Lee's Missus is due in August.
We get to hear about Lee's water drainage adventures, up to his elbow in shite he was but he managed to remove the ball and plant pot that were causing flooding.
Maf and Lee ate sandwiches at the same time in separate locations. Maf's were free though, so he brags about it for awhile. He is like jesus and shares his loaves and fishes with multitudes of fellow workers.
TUNE TIME - Jimmy Osmond / Kevin Bloody Wilson / Nelly Furtado (*vom*) - A hair medley
a sneaky little {{{{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
Lee went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he left half way through. He didn't like it - boring he says.
Harikaraoke
Candyman - Christine Aguilera
THIS TIME 3 YEARS AGO..............................................................
June 10th 3 years ago - flag burning, hello to Jack, drunk Glyn, a live USA show was talked about, what would Maf do, Maf's ex's animals,
June 17th - monkey in a fez and welsh tiger boy was in the house!
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Painfully sad music plays as Maf tells the tale of his broken heart. He arrived home Thursday and there wasn't a beer truck waiting for him. No word from Mr. Fluffy Lamb or Fluffy Lamb herself. Maf tells his sad sad tale of lack of beer. Let down, upset, deflated, dishonored, thirsty, sober are just a few ways to describe how Maf and Lee feel about the lack of beer. Maf has faith that beer will show up next week.
Chitty chat about the 4400, Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Lee goes off on a jingle tangent. And then records a bit of video (off to check to see if he uploaded it. Be right back......ummmm that would be no then....)
They take a walk down tv memory lane, they are sounding as old as they are.
Tamara Sings Fever - Peggy Lee (I played around with Audacity but the results leave a lot to be desired - listen with caution!)
Maf has posted questions to Audrey in the forum, so Audrey so reply soon! Maf thinks he can figure out who the fingers are behind the voice.....
Maf is amused by a story about a blind man building a bridge. http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK16970120070612
I tell them about the judge who is sueing a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars for losing his pants! They found them a few days later but he said they were not his! http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN1226421520070613
The show ends for another week, I've been T, goodnight!!!
Harikaraoke for the last half hour
Patience - Take That
Different Corner - George Michael
5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly
A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash
Donald where's you troosers? - Andy Stewart
TOGETHER
MAF 'WE'RE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF GARETH TO SORT IT OUT BUT HE'S CRAP'
LEE 'HE'S CRAP?'
MAF 'YA WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT GOING TO GET IT FIXED ANY QUICKER, CALLING HIM CRAP IS IT?'
MAF 'WELL'
LEE 'BUT HE IS CRAP ISN'T HE?'
LEE 'WE SEEM TO COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS HALF ASLEEP'
MAF 'OR HAVE A FIVE MINUTE CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET ABOUT IT'
LEE 'AND THAT'S WHY THE ALL IMPORTANT SNUG FANS BLOG IS CRUCIAL'
MAF 'THAT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAY'
LEE 'AND WE STILL FORGET TO DO THINGS'
MAF 'WELL OF COURSE WE DO. WE DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG THOUGH'
LEE 'HELL NO! I'M NOT SURE I READ IT THIS WEEK THOUGH'
MAF 'COMEDY PLATUM! IT WAS UP VERY QUICKLY TOO'
LEE 'HAVE YOU MADE COFFEE AND TEA IN THE SAME CUP FOR ME?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OOHHH'
MAF 'IT'S EMMM IT'S MY OWN BLEND'
LEE 'OH GOD'
MAF 'MEANING THAT I SPOONED TWO SPOONS OF BRAZILIAN IN......THAT'S THE LITTLE HAIRS YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED HAVING A WAX'
LEE 'PHAWHAHAHA'
MAF 'I CAN'T SMELL TEA IT'S THE AMARETTO I SMELL STRONG THERE,.... ALMONDS'
LEE 'I CAN TASTE TEA I HAVE A SUPERIOR PALLET NOW I DON'T SMOKE. I CAN TASTE TEA AND COFFEE AND ALMONDS'
MAF 'NO TEA IN IT THOUGH'
MAF
'OH YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN... I'M SO HAPPY'
'CAUSE THAT'S ONE THING AT LEAST ONE THING THAT TAMARA CAN BE ASSED DOING'
'TONIGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BLABLABLABLA'
'OUR SITE IS A BIG BAG OF COMMUNICATION'
'SO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE HAMMYHAMHAMMEHAMMYHAMHAM'
'DOESN'T IT HAVE SALT SPRING ISLAND? THAT'S DISGUSTING!'
'I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP MY Wii BY DROPPING A BIT OF SOLDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT'
'IT'S NOT COOLY COOL'
'I KNOW WHAT LONDON NEEDS. A HUGE BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS'
'WELL MAYBE, I'D LIKE TO TRY AS AN EXPERIMENT I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I WOULD GET BORED SPENDING MONEY LIKE IT'S FALLING OUT MY ASS.'
'I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I TYPE, I'VE PUT -DONALD WHERE'S YOUR ALREADY-'
'AHHH IT'S A FREAKY PLACE MY HEAD'
'IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE SCOPY SOAP OPERA THEN LET US KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. KEEP US UP TO DATE PLEASE'
LEE
'IT'S LIKE WRITING A SCRIPT AND MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG'
'ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THEY'LL NEED TO DELVE INTO THE SHOW COMPUTER WEBSITE THING TO FIND OUT'
'GOSH IT MUST NEARLY BE TIME TO GO MARK'
'SO IT'S A DATE YOU AND ME DOING CHRISTINA AT 10:00'
'IT'S DOES LOTS OF THINGS I DON'T WHAT ARE THEY DO THAT YET'
'I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB BRAZILIANING'
'MY MISSUS HAS GOT THE SASQUATCH'
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