JAN 25
ONE WHOLE YEAR PODCASTING (WOW HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?!?!)
THE SHOW OPENS WITH STEPHEN HAWKINGS
BURNS NIGHT AND WELSH VALENTINES
IT'S BURNS NIGHT AND THE SHOW HAS BEEN GIVEN OVER TO TWO SCOTTISH GUYS MCMAF AND MCLEE. And I can say they are just as funny as Maf and Lee (and that's nooo sayin mooch) Maf and Lee are on a romantic evening out to celebrate their anniversary. I didn't know they'd become a couple! Couple of what I have no idea but they are a couple?!)
The fellows are extolling the virtues of anything Scottish.
McLee plays a bit of Come On Ilene, makes me want to hear it. So I did, I don't know why but this song makes me really happy and think, just for a second, that overalls are cool.
For a Scottish show McLee sure is going on about Brazil.
McMaf is going on about a skirt he wants to buy. They're talking about skirts for a really long time. Longer than any girl I know!
Ok not talking about skirts anymore.
On and on they go with their travelling accents, and not just Scottish.
Haggis Recipe *vom* *vom* *vom*
They are going to ring me.... I turn on Skype and somehow I phone them! It is just the beginning of my migraine and that's my excuse!! Ackkkk I do not sound bwrillant in my attempt to soound Scottish
They scrounge around for Fluffy's number but do not succeed.
Several times through the night they manage to crack themselves up for ages. The giggle fits are contagious.
New feature ALAD WHERE ARE YOU? (Maf I am sure will correct my spelling of his name if I am wrong) They give him a call but McAlad answers. Funny how he sounds very piratey rather than Scottish. Alad sets a quiz and McMaf and McLee promise shite prizes.
Lee calls in to check on McMaf and McLee and complains the whole time about how boring Maf is, and complains about Maf not giving him a present.
Maf calls in to check in too, from the loo, complete with bathroom sounds (all of them!) He's more optimist than Lee is. I think Lee should tell Maf 'he's just not that into him'.
McLee plays Billy a Scottish comedian. Very funny!
Early in the show I send McMaf an audible in yahoo. For some reason he thinks only he can hear it, but I defiantly heard it. Then later someone else sends one and again we can hear it but Maf doesn't know we can.... they keep coming in and can be heard, most of them are quiet though.
McMaf and McLee jump from topic to topic in a chit chatty sort of way....
McLee tells some jokes.
Chat about show ideas.
Tamara Sings (with a jingle made just for tonight) McMaf and McLee sing along with me. I do my best at an accent this time around. I remember so well getting in trouble for not doing the accent last time! :oP I even play my own twin. Oh it's 500 Miles of course! I thought it was quite good with the guys singing along!
More talk about skirts....
McHarikaraoke
And with that the McShow McEnds McHere
I've been TMAC and this has been my McBlog!
Goodnight!!
NEW SECTION
MAF AND LEE COMBINED QUOTES (cause sometime they're funny together!)
LEE ' ANYWAY LET'S NOT GET ON THE WELSH'
MAF 'NO NO THEY'RE REALLY SMALL I'LL FALL OFF'
LEE 'THAT'S RIGHT' (giggle)
MAF 'GIVING EVERYBODY HER NATURAL ACCENT RATHER THEN THAT CANADIAN ONE SHE...'
LEE (interjecting) 'THAT CRAP ONE'
MAF '...SHE TRIES TO FOIST OFF ON EVERYBODY'
MAF 'ILL GIVE YOU A BLOODY BRAZIL'
LEE 'YOU WILL NOT! I GO TO THE SALON FOR THAT!'
MAF 'AAHHRUGHHH CHOKE HAHAHAH CHOKE' (or something similar)
LEE 'AND IT'S A BRAZILIAN'
MAF 'STOP IT STOP IT"
MAF 'I WAS HOPING YOU'D PUT SOMETHING ON SO I COULD HAVE A REST'
LEE 'RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY PUT SOMETHING ON YOU MEAN CLOTHES'
MAF 'AYEEE BECAUSE IT'S BLOODY HARD WORK WATCHING YOU NAKED'
MAF 'PLEASE DON'T MENTION CHICKENS'
LEE 'CHICKENS?'
MAF 'YA IT'S A JOKE ONLY I'LL GET'
MAF 'SOMETHING WENT OFF IN MY EAR PHONES THAT ONLY I COULD HEAR'
LEE 'WHAT'S THAT?'
MAF 'IT'S A BLOODY MADE ME JUMP FRANKLY"
MAF 'YOU'RE TALKING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD AND IT'S NOT THE ONE THAT SAYS "KILL LEE KILL LEE" LIKE NORMAL'
LEE 'I'M AWAY TO MY CAR ANYWAY'
MAF
'I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANY SCOTTS PEOPLE LISTENING'
'PODCASTING THINGY'
'IEEEM PEAKIN' THE METERS'
'IN DISNEY LAND I MIGHT SCARE THE NATIVES'
'I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING YET'
'TMAC, SHE'S A RAPPER NOW TMAC AND BIG DADDY AND TMAC OR JAMES-SOMETHING AND TMAC"
'WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY JIM THAT'S BAD THAT'S REALLY BAD'
'IT'S SOMETHING ALL YOU ENGLISH SCUM SHOULD TASTE'
'BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL SNOOZEY'
'I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING FOR A MCSILENCE'
'BRAZILIAN BRILLIANCE'
'BLOODY HELL TMAC THAT'S OBSCURE'
'EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD COMES FROM SCOTLAND'
'REALLY PROPERLY FELL OVER'
'I LAID ON THE FLOOR CLUTCHING MYSELF FOR A GOOD 15 MINS.... SWEARING'
'I MAY HAVE TO DO SOME TRANS-ATLANTIC SUPPORT'
'BLOODY SCREW DRIVERS'
LEE
'GIFTS ME ASS THAT'S A LOAD OF PISH'
'BRAZIWL IS THE SORT OF NAME YOU LOVE YOU CAN SAY'
'THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I WAS GOING TO SAY ALL NIGHT'
'I THINK THEY'RE A COUPLE OF JESSIES'
'DID I SAY PUMPING I MEANT BLOWING'
'AHH BRAZIL HAVE A DRINK'
'IF YOU'RE IN CANADA SEND IT IN NOVEMBER AND WE MIGHT GET IT BY JULY'
'ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FLUFFY NUMBER?'
'I HOPE THAT THERE'S A WEE BIG LAG TONIGHT'
'YOU NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER....A LAP DANCE'
'DEBBIE DOES DUNDEE'
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
THE FIRST SNUG SHOW OF 2007
This is a cop-out blog. I've just done the quotes.
Tune Time Weird (BIG) Al - Don't Download This Song (I love that song, Lee can you get this for karaoke?)
I've been Tamara, good night!
QUOTES
MAF
"FOR YOU LIVE LISTENERS WHAT A SHOCK IT MUST BE"
"AND JAMES IS LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN IT ALL GOING OFF"
"AND HE WAS HAVING A SCREAMING ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DOING JAZZ MAGS...UM HANDS JAZZ HANDS"
"IT'S A BIT DISAPPOINTING THAT THERE'S ONLY TAMARA SHOWN UP TONIGHT"
"IT IS A BIT LIKE US, REALLY JUST NOT CARING AND CARRYING ON ANYWAY"
"JUST A CANADIAN TO TAKE IT WRONG WAY"
"FIND FLUFFY"
"ISN'T IT O DOUBLE ONE DOUBLE O ONE O DOUBLE ONE?"
"WE'D HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF THINGY"
"I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN THEY ANSWER"
"SHE'S AN ANALIST"
"IF WE PHONED A POLICE STATION I'D WANT TO TALK TO THEM"
"THANK YOU FOR THINKING...THOUGHTS"
"WHICH IS ME? WHICH ONE WHICH ONES ME?"
"YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE LAST 5 OR 6 OR 4 OR 5 OR 4"
"IT'S THE GUY UPSTAIRS AND HE LOOKS A BIT WET NOT GAY WET HE JUST LOOKS A BIT...... AND HE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT......"
"HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK MY WEE IN. THE NINTENDO Wii"
"YOU'VE PULLED ME RIVETS OUT"
"I THINKS SHE'S RUN THE GAMMIT OF HER FRENCH"
"BUT BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO SEMANTICS"(didn't know Maf was anti-semantic)
"ONE LAST BITCH ATTEMPT"
"I'M SURE SHE'LL HAVE A SHED FOR YOU IN THE WOOD"
"WE'RE GOT TO SAVE THE SCOTTISH"
"SHE SOUNDED A BIT LIKE A PENGUIN"
"PERHAPS GET A BIT MELTY IN TEX-ASS"
"YOU CAN DO THE HORSE"
LEE
"BLOODY EARLY BY MY BOOK"
"WHERE'S THE BELL WHERE'S THE BELL"
"I PLAN ON DOING SOME REALLY FUNNY STUFF TONIGHT"
"WORKING WITH SHODDY EQUIPMENT"
"LET'S GET THE PARTY GOING, OH SHIT"
"SO NOT A HAPPY CHICKEN"
"I FELT A RIGHT FOOL"
"THEY'RE NOT BAD KIDS I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS"
"DON'T GET DESPONDENT! WE'RE NOT!"
"WE'VE GOT A BUS LOAD OF OLD AGE PENSIONERS ARRIVING FROM AMERICA!"
"HOW FAR IS CANADIA FROM TEX-ASS?"
"SHE COULD PROBABLY GET ON A GREY HOUND"
"ISN'T THERE A CEMETERY THERE WHERE ALL THE PRESIDENTS DIE?"
"IF WE HAD A BUDGET WE COULD PHONE A CAB"
"NUDE PHOTOS FROM CINDYB"
"WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY WE'RE STILL DOING A BLOODY SHOW ON A THURSDAY NIGHT SO BUGGER OFF!"
"SUBTLE ENTENDRE"
"I'LL GO BACK TO BEING LEE AGAIN"
"AND IF WE CAN INVOLVE THEM IN STUFFING IN ANYWAY AS WELL"
"WHAT ELSE COULD THAT BE MISTRESS CONSTRUED AS"
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO INVEST IN SOME NEW EQUIPMENT AREN'T YOU?"
"WE ONLY ATTRACT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND THAT'S GOOD"
"I THOUGHT HE'S NODDED OFF ON HIS KEYBOARD"
"UMMM, MU, UR, WER, AH UR"
"DID I DID I DID I?"
"IT'S THE STUFF THAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT SCARES THE SHIT OF ME"
"I WAS TEMPTED TO DO THE WHATS-IT"
"I KEEP THINKING SHE LIVES SOMEWHERE LIKE SHREK"
"OR WE COULD JUST DO WHAT WE BLOODY LIKE"
CINDYB
"I LIKE THE BRITS AND THEIR WACKY LANGUAGE"
T
"NOT JIM NO NO NOT EVER JIM"
"THAT'S MY STEP-MONSTER'S NAME"
This is a cop-out blog. I've just done the quotes.
Tune Time Weird (BIG) Al - Don't Download This Song (I love that song, Lee can you get this for karaoke?)
I've been Tamara, good night!
QUOTES
MAF
"FOR YOU LIVE LISTENERS WHAT A SHOCK IT MUST BE"
"AND JAMES IS LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN IT ALL GOING OFF"
"AND HE WAS HAVING A SCREAMING ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DOING JAZZ MAGS...UM HANDS JAZZ HANDS"
"IT'S A BIT DISAPPOINTING THAT THERE'S ONLY TAMARA SHOWN UP TONIGHT"
"IT IS A BIT LIKE US, REALLY JUST NOT CARING AND CARRYING ON ANYWAY"
"JUST A CANADIAN TO TAKE IT WRONG WAY"
"FIND FLUFFY"
"ISN'T IT O DOUBLE ONE DOUBLE O ONE O DOUBLE ONE?"
"WE'D HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF THINGY"
"I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN THEY ANSWER"
"SHE'S AN ANALIST"
"IF WE PHONED A POLICE STATION I'D WANT TO TALK TO THEM"
"THANK YOU FOR THINKING...THOUGHTS"
"WHICH IS ME? WHICH ONE WHICH ONES ME?"
"YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE LAST 5 OR 6 OR 4 OR 5 OR 4"
"IT'S THE GUY UPSTAIRS AND HE LOOKS A BIT WET NOT GAY WET HE JUST LOOKS A BIT...... AND HE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT......"
"HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK MY WEE IN. THE NINTENDO Wii"
"YOU'VE PULLED ME RIVETS OUT"
"I THINKS SHE'S RUN THE GAMMIT OF HER FRENCH"
"BUT BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO SEMANTICS"(didn't know Maf was anti-semantic)
"ONE LAST BITCH ATTEMPT"
"I'M SURE SHE'LL HAVE A SHED FOR YOU IN THE WOOD"
"WE'RE GOT TO SAVE THE SCOTTISH"
"SHE SOUNDED A BIT LIKE A PENGUIN"
"PERHAPS GET A BIT MELTY IN TEX-ASS"
"YOU CAN DO THE HORSE"
LEE
"BLOODY EARLY BY MY BOOK"
"WHERE'S THE BELL WHERE'S THE BELL"
"I PLAN ON DOING SOME REALLY FUNNY STUFF TONIGHT"
"WORKING WITH SHODDY EQUIPMENT"
"LET'S GET THE PARTY GOING, OH SHIT"
"SO NOT A HAPPY CHICKEN"
"I FELT A RIGHT FOOL"
"THEY'RE NOT BAD KIDS I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS"
"DON'T GET DESPONDENT! WE'RE NOT!"
"WE'VE GOT A BUS LOAD OF OLD AGE PENSIONERS ARRIVING FROM AMERICA!"
"HOW FAR IS CANADIA FROM TEX-ASS?"
"SHE COULD PROBABLY GET ON A GREY HOUND"
"ISN'T THERE A CEMETERY THERE WHERE ALL THE PRESIDENTS DIE?"
"IF WE HAD A BUDGET WE COULD PHONE A CAB"
"NUDE PHOTOS FROM CINDYB"
"WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY WE'RE STILL DOING A BLOODY SHOW ON A THURSDAY NIGHT SO BUGGER OFF!"
"SUBTLE ENTENDRE"
"I'LL GO BACK TO BEING LEE AGAIN"
"AND IF WE CAN INVOLVE THEM IN STUFFING IN ANYWAY AS WELL"
"WHAT ELSE COULD THAT BE MISTRESS CONSTRUED AS"
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO INVEST IN SOME NEW EQUIPMENT AREN'T YOU?"
"WE ONLY ATTRACT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND THAT'S GOOD"
"I THOUGHT HE'S NODDED OFF ON HIS KEYBOARD"
"UMMM, MU, UR, WER, AH UR"
"DID I DID I DID I?"
"IT'S THE STUFF THAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT SCARES THE SHIT OF ME"
"I WAS TEMPTED TO DO THE WHATS-IT"
"I KEEP THINKING SHE LIVES SOMEWHERE LIKE SHREK"
"OR WE COULD JUST DO WHAT WE BLOODY LIKE"
CINDYB
"I LIKE THE BRITS AND THEIR WACKY LANGUAGE"
T
"NOT JIM NO NO NOT EVER JIM"
"THAT'S MY STEP-MONSTER'S NAME"
Monday, January 22, 2007
Another covert Snug show done in the middle of the night in order to leave certain North American listeners in the dark and cold!
This show is a New Years Eve brunch show. It starts with a hung over (or maybe still drunk Lee) and an echoing Maf (at least in his own head). One live listener shows up, who the heck is it? Maybe Fluffy Lamb or Gareth...It's Fluffy! She really liked the Crimbokaraoke. Why did Fluffy not make her presence know last week? hmmmmmmm
Fresh new official Snug page to be updated for the New Year.
Sad news about Maf's grand-mum, she passed away on Christmas day. Lee tries to bring some levity to the sadness.
Maf discusses his job interfering with his Snug obligations.
{{{{{{QUITE A BIG THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} Glad to have that over, don't like when those silences jump out at ya.
Chune Chime - Nelly Fritato - (I was going to rant about how I feel about her but...)
Predictions for 2007 1. Snug shows will happen BUT maybe not on Thursdays!
2. Saddam will not return
And no more predictions are mentioned. My prediction for 2007 is Maf and Lee with start topics of conversation and then ramble on a bit and lose track of ....ya ummm what was I saying???...
Lee puts up a Christmas quiz, he's very sad that no one did his quiz. CBA syndrome.
It has been noticed again that there hasn't been a Fluffy and Tami Show lately. I'm waiting for Ms.Fluffy Lamb...
Maf puts forward the idea of a post for each show so we can dissect, umm discuss.
Lee does his Christmas quiz! Backwards songs. I am just not good at these things. And I'm sure a lot are from the UK and I wouldn't know them at all...this is NOT an I Can't Be Assed Moment.
There pressy talk, what they got, what their kids got and broke on Christmas Day.
Maf's son comes in with coffee and After Eights for Lee (just for Lee I think)
Coffee chat...
Maf picks at Fluffy's spelling, that's because I'm not there to pick on. More discussion on the separate thread for each and every show so we can discuss what has gone on.
Maf complains AGAIN about the cost of sending me my Twigletts and badges! I personally think it was Maf's packing job that cost him so much, there was so much room in the box he could have sent a bunny as well. Though the bunny would have eaten my twigletts so that wouldn't have been good. But really there was a bunch of newspapers (good reading ;o) ) stuffed into the box! In sending packages I really think size matters! Oh and yes I did savor each one!
My presents have not arrived to the Snug as of this show.
Big Fun Lee is expanding his Big Fun Business!
Nuther Chune Chime They ask Fluffy to choose a song that encapsulates 2006, she picks "god Knows" And there is actually a song called Only god Knows Why by Kid Rock. and Lee plays it. and it's all Fluffy's fault!
Talkin about Rocky ???, Fluffy says it's a pile of shite... Then Maf mentions MisterT and his tv show I Pity the Fool.
HQ is in the house! Haven't seen HQ in the chatroom for ages! Hello HQ!!!!
Lee is going to be a daddy again! 3 times over. Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Lee. Glad it's you and not me! 1 is plenty for us. Baby is due on my daughter's birthday! Cool!
Lee played a mean daddy trick on his kids, gave them coal for christmas AND filmed it. He said he was going to put it on youtube but he hasn't, I went there and it wasn't there yet.... Come on Lee upload it!
Lee announces that he will have a blog as of January. Fluffy thinks Lee should just post updates on the forum. And she's admin., as mod I agree with Fluffy
CindyB has been elected by Maf to hold the Snug to promises they make by gun point if necessary. Maf sounds scared of CindyB.
Lee read a book! On crimbo day! a whole book! and he read it!!! Something about Gary Barlow... Lee raves (similar to his rants but happier)
Maf's son makes an appearance to say goodbye to his dad.
Chat about the christmas Dr.Who Special. Now why what there nothing in the forum?? Hmmmmmmmm (***tapping toe***) I haven't seen it yet but will do ASAP.
HARAKARAOKE!!!!
That ends this blog. Still 2 blogs behind! PHEW!! And only two days till the next show.
I've been Tamara GOODNIGHT!!!
QUOTES
MAF
"WE'D END UP WITH TAMARA LAST"
"I CAN'T REMEMBER PERDICTIVLY WHAT HAPPENED, ... RETROSPECTIVELY ERR FORWARDLY"
"ONE PERSON HANGING IS JUST LIKE ANOTHER REALLY"
"CAN'T WE STACK HIM ON TOP OF HIMSELF NAKED?
"IT WAS A STACK OF NAKED MEN BUT IF YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE PRISONER IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO MAKE A STACK, MORE OF A MAT"
"FLUFFY LAMB BASTING"
"LOTS OF FREDS"
"IT'S NOT THAT SHE MAKES COFFEE BAD, I HOPE SHE'S STILL STOOD OUTSIDE THE DOOR THERE"
"WHAT I WAS WONDERING IS I'VE SEEN SOME SHOWS ....UMMMM URR OH IT'S RAINING AGAIN! .....(lee interjects about something else) urrrrrmmm I FORGOT WHAT I WAS BLOODY SAYING NOW!"
"WE JUST DON'T LIKE BEING ROGERED IN THE STREET BY A BOUNCER AT THE DOOR"
"WHY DON'T WE THROW IT OUT TO FLUFFY"
"YOU'RE AN EVIL DAD"
"THERE ARE LISTENERS NOW WITH ATTITUDE, WHO BLOG THEIR OWN BLOGS ABOUT WHY THE SNUG IS AWESOME" (ok bucko I have attitude and I'll have you know I blog this myself! I do not hire a ghost writer as you painfully imply!)
"SHIT I'M AS FAT A MAF"
"ALL THE THINGS WE WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT EVERY WEEK WOULD BE POINTLESS"
"IF I'M GETTING MARRIED I'LL WANT THE REAL THING"
"IF AT SOME POINT THEY LOOK UGLY AS FUCK...THEN THEY'RE MINGERS"
"EXCEPT SOMETIMES SHE LOOKS NICE"
LEE
"YOU DID FOX ME"
"I'VE JUST BEEN LOOKING ON THE INTERNET NEWS ITEMS ABOUT 2007"
"FLUFFY LAMB BASKING?"
"SHE SENT ME A THING AND IT WON'T GO ANYWHERE"
"WRONGENED IT"
"IT'LL BE THE FIRST CHILD WE'VE HAD IN WEDLOCK SO THEY WON'T BE A BASTARD AT LEAST WE HOPE NOT"
"WE BOUGHT YOU A HORSE BUT IT'S ESCAPED, OH SORRY!"
"I THOUGHT WITH THIS ONE I'D AT LEAST BE AT THE CONCEPTION"
"I WALKED TODAY TO GET MYSELF IN THE MOOD"
"I THINK YOU'S STILL FIND IT'S HARDY AND HARDY"
"WHAT'S THIS WEAVE?"
"THE TIME NOW IN CANADIA"
"IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR KNOWLEDGE AND STUFF YOU KNOW"
"WE BUILT IT TOMORROW WE'VE JUST COME BACK TO SEE IF YOU'VE FINISHED YOUR BOOK YET"
"TWELVE QUID TO SEND KINDLING TO CANADIA"
This show is a New Years Eve brunch show. It starts with a hung over (or maybe still drunk Lee) and an echoing Maf (at least in his own head). One live listener shows up, who the heck is it? Maybe Fluffy Lamb or Gareth...It's Fluffy! She really liked the Crimbokaraoke. Why did Fluffy not make her presence know last week? hmmmmmmm
Fresh new official Snug page to be updated for the New Year.
Sad news about Maf's grand-mum, she passed away on Christmas day. Lee tries to bring some levity to the sadness.
Maf discusses his job interfering with his Snug obligations.
{{{{{{QUITE A BIG THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} Glad to have that over, don't like when those silences jump out at ya.
Chune Chime - Nelly Fritato - (I was going to rant about how I feel about her but...)
Predictions for 2007 1. Snug shows will happen BUT maybe not on Thursdays!
2. Saddam will not return
And no more predictions are mentioned. My prediction for 2007 is Maf and Lee with start topics of conversation and then ramble on a bit and lose track of ....ya ummm what was I saying???...
Lee puts up a Christmas quiz, he's very sad that no one did his quiz. CBA syndrome.
It has been noticed again that there hasn't been a Fluffy and Tami Show lately. I'm waiting for Ms.Fluffy Lamb...
Maf puts forward the idea of a post for each show so we can dissect, umm discuss.
Lee does his Christmas quiz! Backwards songs. I am just not good at these things. And I'm sure a lot are from the UK and I wouldn't know them at all...this is NOT an I Can't Be Assed Moment.
There pressy talk, what they got, what their kids got and broke on Christmas Day.
Maf's son comes in with coffee and After Eights for Lee (just for Lee I think)
Coffee chat...
Maf picks at Fluffy's spelling, that's because I'm not there to pick on. More discussion on the separate thread for each and every show so we can discuss what has gone on.
Maf complains AGAIN about the cost of sending me my Twigletts and badges! I personally think it was Maf's packing job that cost him so much, there was so much room in the box he could have sent a bunny as well. Though the bunny would have eaten my twigletts so that wouldn't have been good. But really there was a bunch of newspapers (good reading ;o) ) stuffed into the box! In sending packages I really think size matters! Oh and yes I did savor each one!
My presents have not arrived to the Snug as of this show.
Big Fun Lee is expanding his Big Fun Business!
Nuther Chune Chime They ask Fluffy to choose a song that encapsulates 2006, she picks "god Knows" And there is actually a song called Only god Knows Why by Kid Rock. and Lee plays it. and it's all Fluffy's fault!
Talkin about Rocky ???, Fluffy says it's a pile of shite... Then Maf mentions MisterT and his tv show I Pity the Fool.
HQ is in the house! Haven't seen HQ in the chatroom for ages! Hello HQ!!!!
Lee is going to be a daddy again! 3 times over. Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Lee. Glad it's you and not me! 1 is plenty for us. Baby is due on my daughter's birthday! Cool!
Lee played a mean daddy trick on his kids, gave them coal for christmas AND filmed it. He said he was going to put it on youtube but he hasn't, I went there and it wasn't there yet.... Come on Lee upload it!
Lee announces that he will have a blog as of January. Fluffy thinks Lee should just post updates on the forum. And she's admin., as mod I agree with Fluffy
CindyB has been elected by Maf to hold the Snug to promises they make by gun point if necessary. Maf sounds scared of CindyB.
Lee read a book! On crimbo day! a whole book! and he read it!!! Something about Gary Barlow... Lee raves (similar to his rants but happier)
Maf's son makes an appearance to say goodbye to his dad.
Chat about the christmas Dr.Who Special. Now why what there nothing in the forum?? Hmmmmmmmm (***tapping toe***) I haven't seen it yet but will do ASAP.
HARAKARAOKE!!!!
That ends this blog. Still 2 blogs behind! PHEW!! And only two days till the next show.
I've been Tamara GOODNIGHT!!!
QUOTES
MAF
"WE'D END UP WITH TAMARA LAST"
"I CAN'T REMEMBER PERDICTIVLY WHAT HAPPENED, ... RETROSPECTIVELY ERR FORWARDLY"
"ONE PERSON HANGING IS JUST LIKE ANOTHER REALLY"
"CAN'T WE STACK HIM ON TOP OF HIMSELF NAKED?
"IT WAS A STACK OF NAKED MEN BUT IF YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE PRISONER IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO MAKE A STACK, MORE OF A MAT"
"FLUFFY LAMB BASTING"
"LOTS OF FREDS"
"IT'S NOT THAT SHE MAKES COFFEE BAD, I HOPE SHE'S STILL STOOD OUTSIDE THE DOOR THERE"
"WHAT I WAS WONDERING IS I'VE SEEN SOME SHOWS ....UMMMM URR OH IT'S RAINING AGAIN! .....(lee interjects about something else) urrrrrmmm I FORGOT WHAT I WAS BLOODY SAYING NOW!"
"WE JUST DON'T LIKE BEING ROGERED IN THE STREET BY A BOUNCER AT THE DOOR"
"WHY DON'T WE THROW IT OUT TO FLUFFY"
"YOU'RE AN EVIL DAD"
"THERE ARE LISTENERS NOW WITH ATTITUDE, WHO BLOG THEIR OWN BLOGS ABOUT WHY THE SNUG IS AWESOME" (ok bucko I have attitude and I'll have you know I blog this myself! I do not hire a ghost writer as you painfully imply!)
"SHIT I'M AS FAT A MAF"
"ALL THE THINGS WE WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT EVERY WEEK WOULD BE POINTLESS"
"IF I'M GETTING MARRIED I'LL WANT THE REAL THING"
"IF AT SOME POINT THEY LOOK UGLY AS FUCK...THEN THEY'RE MINGERS"
"EXCEPT SOMETIMES SHE LOOKS NICE"
LEE
"YOU DID FOX ME"
"I'VE JUST BEEN LOOKING ON THE INTERNET NEWS ITEMS ABOUT 2007"
"FLUFFY LAMB BASKING?"
"SHE SENT ME A THING AND IT WON'T GO ANYWHERE"
"WRONGENED IT"
"IT'LL BE THE FIRST CHILD WE'VE HAD IN WEDLOCK SO THEY WON'T BE A BASTARD AT LEAST WE HOPE NOT"
"WE BOUGHT YOU A HORSE BUT IT'S ESCAPED, OH SORRY!"
"I THOUGHT WITH THIS ONE I'D AT LEAST BE AT THE CONCEPTION"
"I WALKED TODAY TO GET MYSELF IN THE MOOD"
"I THINK YOU'S STILL FIND IT'S HARDY AND HARDY"
"WHAT'S THIS WEAVE?"
"THE TIME NOW IN CANADIA"
"IT'S A GREAT PLACE FOR KNOWLEDGE AND STUFF YOU KNOW"
"WE BUILT IT TOMORROW WE'VE JUST COME BACK TO SEE IF YOU'VE FINISHED YOUR BOOK YET"
"TWELVE QUID TO SEND KINDLING TO CANADIA"
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Catching up with the fan blog....
Listening to a show done just before the holidays, recorded in the dead of night. (OK Canada's dead of night but that means I missed the live broadcast. I think they did it to see just HOW dedicated I am, and well... I let them down ;oD)
DECEMBER 23
Twas the day before the night before Crimbo and all through the Snug only Maf and Lee stirred, and Lee spilted coffee on the rug. The chatroom was empty as empty can be, no Fluffy or Cindy no Gareth no T. So this show, still the snug, andnot to complain is missing the chatroom and it's touch of insane.
A Green and Red Onions just for Christmas
Maf is called away to the phone and Lee plays a really ****BAD**** Christmas song.
Chatty chat time...
Another song, or part of a song called Gay Boyfriend.
This is the first show since Maf went to NY city AND had his final job interview. He got the job!!
WAY TO GO MAF!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
oh and Lee great job ummm just being you! :oD
We get a low down on Maf's first week at the new job, backwards. Starting from Friday and working their way back to Monday the excitement never stops...Pub visits, Christmas party, visiting the pub several more times, walking around the grounds and email checking non-stop action for Maf's first week of work!
Tune time again. A wonderful version of Santa Clause is Coming to Town - Joseph Spence (Maf offers ten pounds to the first person who sends a karaoke version - I may just take him up on that, I could use the cash!!)
A bit Dexter chat, then suddenly Lee twitches and spills his "thick coffee" all over Maf. Maf berates Lee to Dexter's theme music. I have a feeling Maf waited till after the broadcast to beat Lee to a pulp. (Lee don't be afraid to ask for help, I think there are shelters for abused co-hosts)
2 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!
Lee chats about his DJ-ing. As of Dec. 23 my gifts to the Snug had not arrived. I did get my gift box from the Snug. Maf complains about the price of postage. He says it was a light package, but I don't think it was the weight, I think it was the size. It could have fit in a smaller box. Thanks so much for the gifts. I loved the Twigletts. The music was ummmm... interesting but of course you know that. ;o) I also got the coolest gift from Fluffy Lamb, she adopted a sea turtle in my name. Turtles are my favorite animal. Her name is Mango and I can check out her journay online.
Turns out Lee hoards business cards and Snug magnets. No wonder there aren't more listeners!!
Chitchat about surfing the net at work.
Announcing no show for the next Thursday. Funny Maf says, Stop listening now, listen next the beginning of next week to see you through till the next live show.
OK well this has been this week's blog Goodnight................................................
Promises made that even though "next week" there would be no Snug there would be one the following week...........
Lee plays with his jingles.
Maf talks about the "gentleman's club" Jekyll and Hyde Club in NY.
Apparently when Lee's 'on the bog' his daughter will tell people who phone, he's skydiving.
{{{{{PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG.... Way back in the summer Lee got a guitar and we had promises of a Lee's Guitar Spot every week. Well the guitar is brought up and Lee admits (shamelessly) that he's not picked it up since July!! **collective tsk tsk**}}}}}
More Christmas music..........................................................
Computer doobery chitchat.
{{{a really quick THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} Something to do with CindyB and she's not even listening live! In fact there are no live listeners so no witty and valuable live listen input to this show.
Lee looks around the Internet for snug radio and other related searches.
Lee admits to being boring sober. He has a wee rant about when he quit smoking and drinking.
Then has a rant about getting old and achy in the mornings.
Listen as Lee gets sicker and sicker with a cold. You can practically hear the flem mate and multiply in his head.
Lee says he quite liked having his Thursdays free. **he ain't missing us at all**
Yes Maf I did say "shit there was a show!!" I missed it...They missed me....CindyB missed them...they missed CindyB....Fluffy missed them (and is having her house torn up and put back together {right?})...and they missed Fluffy....Gareth hmmm dunno can't really tell with Gareth. :o)
Lee got sniffed by a plumpy pretty girl with a short shirt whilst DJ-ing.
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CINDYB!!!!
Maf catches up with the Snug mail. CindyB writes, message from me having a blue crimbo without the snug.
Harikaraoke time and they sing Blue Christmas and several other holiday songs.
And with that this weeks show ends I have been Tamara folding laundry as I listened and wrote this blog. Take or leave it just fold it and put it away when you're done!
T
QUOTES
MAF
"WE'RE BACK!! WE'RE BACK FINALLY"
"TWO HOURS OF CRAP EVERY WEEK" (hey that sounds like a promise)
"IT'S BEEN ONE CALENDAR MONTH SINCE OUR LAST BROADCAST"
"THE LIVE LISTENERS ARE A BIT CONFUSED"
"WHY HAVE A DOUBLE ONE WHEN A SINGLE ONE WILL DO"
"GODDDD ALL THIS PLANNING WE DID FOR THIS SHOW ALL GONE TO WASTE"
"THERE WAS A REALLY REALLY TALL WOMAN WHO COULD HAVE NOT BEEN"
"SHE WAS ABOUT 6' 7" ABOVE EVERYBODY ELSE"
"I SAT AND WATCHED THEM TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS"
"EVERYTHING THERE DOES SOMETHING"
"I'M GOING TO MOVE INTO MAF NEXT YEAR"
"JANUARY THE THIRNTH"
"THAT ONE SMELLS A LOT MORE THAN THE NOISE IT MADE"
"DO YOU WANT TO FEEL REALLY REALLY BAD?"
"CONSIDER IT STILL A THURSDAY FOR NOW"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS CINDY BY THE WAY"
"YOU KNOW IN A NAUGHTY UNDER WEAR STORE....."
"EVERYONE WOULD GO 'WOW LOOK AT THAT MAN'"
LEE
"AT BLOODY LAST"
"IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU'RE IN CONFESSION"
"LEE AND MAF ON THE BREAKFAST SHOW"
"I'M JUST GONNA PULL MY THINGY OUT ~~ WOOEWW"
"GOD...YOU'RE BACK"
"AHHH EXCUSE ME I GOT THE THINGYS TODAY!"
"OH NEVER MIND I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR A GAY BAR TODAY"
"YOU COULD DISTINGUISH BETWEEN GAYS AND STRAIGHTS BY CARRYING A BADGER heeeheeeeheeeee...OR A BEAVER!"
"HIS EQUIPMENT IS ASTOUNDING"
"OH THE PERILS OF LIVE RADIO"
"SNUG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS, IT'S FOR LIFE"
"GOD I'M GIVING UP SO MUCH"
"ALL THIS TALK ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT IS MAKING ME HUNGRY, GOT ANY CHOCOLATE?"
Listening to a show done just before the holidays, recorded in the dead of night. (OK Canada's dead of night but that means I missed the live broadcast. I think they did it to see just HOW dedicated I am, and well... I let them down ;oD)
DECEMBER 23
Twas the day before the night before Crimbo and all through the Snug only Maf and Lee stirred, and Lee spilted coffee on the rug. The chatroom was empty as empty can be, no Fluffy or Cindy no Gareth no T. So this show, still the snug, andnot to complain is missing the chatroom and it's touch of insane.
A Green and Red Onions just for Christmas
Maf is called away to the phone and Lee plays a really ****BAD**** Christmas song.
Chatty chat time...
Another song, or part of a song called Gay Boyfriend.
This is the first show since Maf went to NY city AND had his final job interview. He got the job!!
WAY TO GO MAF!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
oh and Lee great job ummm just being you! :oD
We get a low down on Maf's first week at the new job, backwards. Starting from Friday and working their way back to Monday the excitement never stops...Pub visits, Christmas party, visiting the pub several more times, walking around the grounds and email checking non-stop action for Maf's first week of work!
Tune time again. A wonderful version of Santa Clause is Coming to Town - Joseph Spence (Maf offers ten pounds to the first person who sends a karaoke version - I may just take him up on that, I could use the cash!!)
A bit Dexter chat, then suddenly Lee twitches and spills his "thick coffee" all over Maf. Maf berates Lee to Dexter's theme music. I have a feeling Maf waited till after the broadcast to beat Lee to a pulp. (Lee don't be afraid to ask for help, I think there are shelters for abused co-hosts)
2 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!
Lee chats about his DJ-ing. As of Dec. 23 my gifts to the Snug had not arrived. I did get my gift box from the Snug. Maf complains about the price of postage. He says it was a light package, but I don't think it was the weight, I think it was the size. It could have fit in a smaller box. Thanks so much for the gifts. I loved the Twigletts. The music was ummmm... interesting but of course you know that. ;o) I also got the coolest gift from Fluffy Lamb, she adopted a sea turtle in my name. Turtles are my favorite animal. Her name is Mango and I can check out her journay online.
Turns out Lee hoards business cards and Snug magnets. No wonder there aren't more listeners!!
Chitchat about surfing the net at work.
Announcing no show for the next Thursday. Funny Maf says, Stop listening now, listen next the beginning of next week to see you through till the next live show.
OK well this has been this week's blog Goodnight................................................
Promises made that even though "next week" there would be no Snug there would be one the following week...........
Lee plays with his jingles.
Maf talks about the "gentleman's club" Jekyll and Hyde Club in NY.
Apparently when Lee's 'on the bog' his daughter will tell people who phone, he's skydiving.
{{{{{PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG.... Way back in the summer Lee got a guitar and we had promises of a Lee's Guitar Spot every week. Well the guitar is brought up and Lee admits (shamelessly) that he's not picked it up since July!! **collective tsk tsk**}}}}}
More Christmas music..........................................................
Computer doobery chitchat.
{{{a really quick THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} Something to do with CindyB and she's not even listening live! In fact there are no live listeners so no witty and valuable live listen input to this show.
Lee looks around the Internet for snug radio and other related searches.
Lee admits to being boring sober. He has a wee rant about when he quit smoking and drinking.
Then has a rant about getting old and achy in the mornings.
Listen as Lee gets sicker and sicker with a cold. You can practically hear the flem mate and multiply in his head.
Lee says he quite liked having his Thursdays free. **he ain't missing us at all**
Yes Maf I did say "shit there was a show!!" I missed it...They missed me....CindyB missed them...they missed CindyB....Fluffy missed them (and is having her house torn up and put back together {right?})...and they missed Fluffy....Gareth hmmm dunno can't really tell with Gareth. :o)
Lee got sniffed by a plumpy pretty girl with a short shirt whilst DJ-ing.
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CINDYB!!!!
Maf catches up with the Snug mail. CindyB writes, message from me having a blue crimbo without the snug.
Harikaraoke time and they sing Blue Christmas and several other holiday songs.
And with that this weeks show ends I have been Tamara folding laundry as I listened and wrote this blog. Take or leave it just fold it and put it away when you're done!
T
QUOTES
MAF
"WE'RE BACK!! WE'RE BACK FINALLY"
"TWO HOURS OF CRAP EVERY WEEK" (hey that sounds like a promise)
"IT'S BEEN ONE CALENDAR MONTH SINCE OUR LAST BROADCAST"
"THE LIVE LISTENERS ARE A BIT CONFUSED"
"WHY HAVE A DOUBLE ONE WHEN A SINGLE ONE WILL DO"
"GODDDD ALL THIS PLANNING WE DID FOR THIS SHOW ALL GONE TO WASTE"
"THERE WAS A REALLY REALLY TALL WOMAN WHO COULD HAVE NOT BEEN"
"SHE WAS ABOUT 6' 7" ABOVE EVERYBODY ELSE"
"I SAT AND WATCHED THEM TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS"
"EVERYTHING THERE DOES SOMETHING"
"I'M GOING TO MOVE INTO MAF NEXT YEAR"
"JANUARY THE THIRNTH"
"THAT ONE SMELLS A LOT MORE THAN THE NOISE IT MADE"
"DO YOU WANT TO FEEL REALLY REALLY BAD?"
"CONSIDER IT STILL A THURSDAY FOR NOW"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS CINDY BY THE WAY"
"YOU KNOW IN A NAUGHTY UNDER WEAR STORE....."
"EVERYONE WOULD GO 'WOW LOOK AT THAT MAN'"
LEE
"AT BLOODY LAST"
"IT SOUNDS AS IF YOU'RE IN CONFESSION"
"LEE AND MAF ON THE BREAKFAST SHOW"
"I'M JUST GONNA PULL MY THINGY OUT ~~ WOOEWW"
"GOD...YOU'RE BACK"
"AHHH EXCUSE ME I GOT THE THINGYS TODAY!"
"OH NEVER MIND I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR A GAY BAR TODAY"
"YOU COULD DISTINGUISH BETWEEN GAYS AND STRAIGHTS BY CARRYING A BADGER heeeheeeeheeeee...OR A BEAVER!"
"HIS EQUIPMENT IS ASTOUNDING"
"OH THE PERILS OF LIVE RADIO"
"SNUG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS, IT'S FOR LIFE"
"GOD I'M GIVING UP SO MUCH"
"ALL THIS TALK ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT IS MAKING ME HUNGRY, GOT ANY CHOCOLATE?"
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