November 22
Show 177
Podcast 92

And were off to a good start with greeny onions and 'meet the boys'

Straight off the cuff with the facebookyouporntubey type jokes..... will this ever end?

Join us in the chtroom for a more surreal tuime than listening to the show.....

Lee's neighbours dog got run over by a train And so does a badger... Did Lee purposly shove a badger on the train tracks, just for an excuse to play that god awfull badger song???


Lee's off to do a gig in Shrewsbury... How did it go Lee? :P

(Belated) HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you 'mericans

Ooooo a riddle (naughty boys for not mentioning it last week) So... a bird with large breasts separated by extasy... any ideas anyone?

A little bit more myfriendsfacetubepornbook chat......

Poor T gets hassled.. she get's told she looks like Micheal Jackson, not impressed she switches her cam off!!

Compliments on an early fanblog last week, I expect there'll be some whinging that the blog is late this week (sowwy)

More scrabble chat.....

Tune time: James Blunt - Give me some love

Lee has an occurance of 'Small worldyness' (a step back to the train/dog incident)

Serial killer pics... this is really funny... but only if you've seen the picture ( a great thing to talk about ont he radio :P ) Hehehehe!!!

Harikaraoke: Snow Patrol - Chasing cars

Roach is back! Yay!!

A bit of footie chat... Yawn! (I mentally switch off at this point... buch of pansies running around a field!)

The serial killer (and other photos :$ ) get distributed between other listners.

This weeks silence....

Tune time: David Grey- The one I love

New slot alert!!!!
TOP 5's... Email your top 5's or post them in the forum.


Tamara sings (drunkenly): Maralyn Mans(i)on - Tainted love

The news of no Snug 2 starts a mini rebellion in the chatroom... bless those boys they appease the baying crowd with a mini snug 2.

Snug 1.5......

Amy Winehouse: Valarie

Take that: shine

Take that: Shine (without the laughter)

Mike: Grace Kelly


You think its all over..... it is now!!


QUOTES

MAF & LEE
M- If you provide us with material...
L - .... We'll make you ... clothes

L- Oh get a grip!
M- Not during the show


MAF
'I'm just going to get a towel'
'If you do a show and no one listens... is it all nonsense?'
'Come back here witht hat plastercine'
'That would prove they were a live listener... and not dead'
'She's an internet 'ho!'
'The whole of Canada... who don't get hangovers'
'I dunno, but Fluffy's getting i'round hers too'
'Come here... you're not escaping'
'She has a glazed over look of a long term listener'

LEE
'Youtubepornpopupbook'
'I do and so does my house'
'Oh Bugger!'
'I'm very popular'
'My mum was hell of a lass'
'Log on and do it back to me'
'Can we play turkish scrabble next time'
'You sound like my Nan'
'Ahhhhh... she has a vibrancy has she'
'She doesn't look like Micheal Jackson... Jermaine maybe..'
'Do the uncle Buck'
'What was I thinking coming out with you two!'
'you look like you're about to eat her'

TT
You come for the Laughs... you stay because they make you!!

NOV 15th
Show 176
Podcast 91


Green onions...... Dum de dum dum..

9 weeks till podcast 100

Meet the gang cos the boys are here... the boys to entertain you!! Lot's of Windsor Davies impressions going on! :))

Weekend chat - Maf does a JoCo geurilla cast (which I missed :( )

Us lot in the chatroom, are chatting about the pussy saga... This leads to much hillarity during the show. To find out more about it have a look on the forum!

Mini Tune - It's getting hot in here! :))

More Pussy chat.... Now blogging this part of the show is hard, cos I can't type for laffin'..... Just go listen!!

Lee's friends have had another baby - Congratulations. Baby name chat.

Maf watches a film twice, he tries to review it, but gets interrupted a few times - Planet terror.. just go watch it.

This is where the show goes downhill - facebook chat again... we've been waiting for Lee to play his turn in scrabble for a week now (and we're still waiting for him to play his goes since the show)

Lee puts a link up to his Dads house footage - again!!

Lee needs help playing scrabble - bless!

Another mini tune - Dear penis

More scrabble chat (expect this comment a good few times throughout the blog :)) ) Yay!! Lee actually gets into the game.

More scrabble chat!!

T calls..... anothe quiz!

Who cannot ride a bike - the guys guess - Me, and they are right
Who is afraid of bikes - the guys guess - T, and they are right
Who was once a carnival queen - the guys guess - Gareth! :)) actually they guess Me, and they are right
Who once worked as a housekeeper, bartender, cook, and house painter - the guys guess - CindyB, and they are right.
Who once worked as a housekeeper, bartender, cook and tomato picker - the guys guess T, and they are right.
Who once dreamed of being a world renowned photographer - the guys guess - CindyB, and they are right.
Well done guys!! :-D

T tells us her how her phobia of bikes came about.

More scrabble chat.....

Tune time - Ruby Turner - blowing in the wind

More scrabble chat.....

Maf panics about the American writers strike.... No more Heroes!! :-O

T asks Maf about his dirty dreams!! :))

Harikaraoke - Jealous Guy

More scrabble chat.....

Some ginormous(sp?) breast chat....

More facebook scrabble chat...... Blimey I could type that with my eyes closed now!!

The wurzels sing bonjovi... :))

What is a triple axle - answers on a postcard please!
Now who said that the Snug wasn't educational, this evening we learned the difference between a leotard and a unitard.....

More scrabble chat.....

T sings - My Monkey (fab job T!)

More JoCo praise...

More scrabble chat.....

T and I have plans for the Christmas specials... we can tell you what they are, but we might have to kill you. ;)

T calls again.....

More scrabble chat...

Tune time - Vinyl kings Time machine

A little more scrabble chat......

Now you're going to get the impression from this blog that the show was a bit boring... but it was way funnier than the blog protrays! Honest!

F x

MAF and LEE
L -'Any of this...'
M - 'No, none of that'

M - 'I might be going down in a bit'
F - 'wayhay!!'

MAF 'OH IT'S A BILINGUAL PUSSY'
LEE 'OHHHH IT LIKES GIRLS'

MAF
'I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TELL A PUSSY IS BRAIN DAMAGED OR NOT'
'I'm gonna stand on my hind legs and go blurablablablar'
'I'll have something to post on the forum if it's the last thing I do'
'Lizard called Lee'
'The evil incidious sapper of time'
'Blanker than normal'
'My face, your arse book'
'I chosing the delete button everytime'
'Oh no, not another quiz'
'I AM GOING TO BAT AT SOMETHING THAT'S INVISIBLE'
'FEEL FREE TO FACE TUBE PORN BOOK US'
'DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THIS FUNNY?'
'REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH! I'M GOING TO PLAY SCRABBLE TILL I DIE'

LEE
'Lovely Boy'
'This time last week we were funny'
'it's getting hot in here, so take out all your clothes'
'Get in that dryer.. or I'll bash your lip in again'
'Wheres the bell gone'
'Look again with one eye and one hand tied behind your back'
'MmmmmmMMmmmmm...... porn tubes'
'There's funbags all over the shop'
'Get a job! Do some chemisting or some thing... make some potions!!' :))
'Oh shit... were doing a show!'
'It's a crap game this'
'Who said... what's that noise in the tumble dryer'
'Halfordosis'
'We've been rooting through your bins and everything'
'We're not scrabblecentric or anything'
'she got 12 points for her box'
'Keep talking while I'm looking stupid'
'Tamaras just screwed me.... oh you cow'
'IT'S U-PORN OR PORN TUBE'
'HOW DO YOU REFRESH YOUR THINGY-WHATS-IT'

T
'For being so manly Maf doesn't half drink a lot of girlie coffees'
'You guys are right on it tonight'

NOV 8TH
SHOW 175
PODCAST 90

And the show starts with another Green Onions that has Fluffy Lamb groovin.

Lee is better this week, he was really ill.

Maf remembers Badger Badger Badger. I found out in the chat room Fluffy doesn't like it! I thought it was dead funny.

I'm in the kitchen listening to the show and cooking. Roach is trying to get into the chat room, Fluffy helps her out and she makes it later on.

Lee ate copious amounts of carrots last Wed. and was shocked that he didn't throw up carrots Thursday night.

TUNE TIME
JOCO - I FEEL FANTASTIC (great great song!! thanks for playing it for me Uncle Maf!)
Maf is planning on singing it karaoke, can't wait!!
Will there be a Jonathan Coulton special show this Sat.? Maf says he may do it! I'll be there.

Roach has made it into the chatroom.

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[SNUG GIRLS TAKE OVER THE SHOW]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
The Skype phone rings and... they don't have the mic plugged in!
When they finally get it plugged in and answered it's none other than...
ME!!!
Calling with a surprise pop quiz about the top three female listeners!
Here's the quiz questions, answers and their guesses. But to really enjoy it, it must be heard!


CINDYB said these two. The names beside are the guys guesses and they got 1 right.

CINDY Who's nickname was "Satan" in school?

TAMARA Who grew up watching monty python and benny hill with her dad?


FLUFFY said these two and they didn't get either of them right!

TAMARA Who once recorded an album, that was released to the public?

CINDY Who was once so drunk they spent 2 days/nights sleeping on their
bathroom floor?


T said these two, they got 1 right.

FLUFFY which Snug lady bit her friend on the cheek whilst drunk out of her mind and had no memory of it"

TAMARA who once slept in a phone booth

Score for the boys? 2 out of 6 correct! Stayed tuned more to come! Maybe Fluffy or Cindy will call? hmmm girls?

Lee notices my 'decor'.

I am assuming this is a naughty or rude or saying mean things about me {{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S}}}}}}}} 'nother silence.

Lee's been in the chat room all this time as snugradio backwards and Maf had no idea!

HARIKAOKE - Since You've Been Gone (I think)
While Lee goes for a wee Maf treats us to a JoCo song! Code Monkey - fab job Maf! (I agree good job!)

I'm cooking something......what was it? lol
Lee goes off making fun of me. :( (again... T, we really need to sort him out!)


LEE MISSED A PERFECT TIME TO DO A DAVID GUEST IMITATION

TUNE TIME - Kelly Pickler (sp?) Red high heels


CB and T take the P out of Lee's shite music taste!

Talk turns to T looking like Susan Tully (someone from eastenders)

Lee spills his coffee..... Maf has a bit of a fit!! Hehehehehehehe!!


Maf hatches a plan to bring JoCo into the fold. Which leads to him wanting to know how easy is it to learn to play a stringed instrument, 4 strings or more that is the question!

Another silence.......

Umm..... lots of other stuff, including guitar hero and donkey konga.

T sings - Hole in my shoe (good job T!)

A bit of a chat about the name Fanny... now you're probably not going to believe this but there was someone in my family (years ago mind!) actually called Fanny (now if you know my surname then you'll realise the significance of this!) :-o

If you wanted to see Lee's dads house then you missed the link in the chatroom.

Oooooh now were being carried into T's bedroom..... This lowers the tone enough to bring the show to a close.

F & T x


QUOTES

MAF
'SHE'S THE NAKED CHEF TONIGHT, ONLY WITH CLOTHES ON'
'ALL THESE THINGS THAT AREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT INTO THE SHOW NOTES BECAUSE I'LL FORGET'
'I'M GETTING POKED I DON'T KNOW DO I POKE BACK OR WHAT?'
'THIS FRIEND IS MOST LIKELY TO BLA BLA BLA BLA OR WHATEVER'
'SO YA BLEE BLA BLA'
'SHE GET GIVEN PLANTS AND GOLDFISH AND CRAP'
'DRUNKEN STUPORS IMMEDIATLEY MAKE ME THINK OF FLUFFY LAMB'
'OH DEAR STUFF ON MY MIND'
'DIDN'T WE SKYPE JACK-ROB?' (hmmm don't remeber Jack-Rob lol)
'WE MAKE SENSE NOW, NAHHH NO WE DON'T'
'REMINDS ME OF ME'
'AND I WAS CODE MONKEY FOR HER'
'IN FACT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING AT THAT PARTY'
'I'LL REMEMBER IT'S MOROCCAN DOBERRY'
'JUST SOME OTHER THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD.... NAKED'
'DON'T EVEN TRY A WELL... YOUNG MAN!'
'I'VE GOT A CURLY EXTENSION'
'SURLY THAT CAN'T BE ANY OF YA CAUSE YOU'VE ALL GOT PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO WAKE YOU UP'
LEE
'IT'S YOU FACE BOOK TUBE'
'YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD BE MY HERO NAME - SUPRLATIVE'
'NO WHERE AMONGST THE SICKYNESS WAS THERE CARROTS'
'OHH TAMARA'S GOT CARROTS'
'IT'S NICE TO SEE FLUFFY'S WEARING HER HAIR DOWN TONIGHT, EITHER THAT OR SHE'S BEEN DRUG THROUGH THE HEDGE BACKWARDS'
'NOBODY CALLS THIS SHOW!!'
'ANY OF THEM COULD HAVE SLEPT IN A PHONE BOOTH'
'INFACT EVERYBODY'S WHO THEY SHOULD BE'
'YOU FUZZY HEART MONKEY BOY'
'OH YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONKEY'
'I'LL BE SNU, YOU CAN BE UG'
'KELLY PICKLED GREEN ONIONS'
'MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE BACK 'ALF COS I'M FULL OF SHIT'
'OI! YOU SLAG'



LEE 'I SEE A NEW SPOT THERE...ON NO SHE'S SPILT MAYONNAISE'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF A PUNCH LINE THERE CAUSE I JUST COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING'
LEE 'IT WAS GOING TO BE A BIT RUDER THAN THAT BUT I THOUGHT NO I WON'T. KEEP IT CLEAN.'

MAF 'I THINK IT MIGHT BE DOWN FOR A REASON'
LEE 'REALLY? NITS'
MAF 'WELL...................................................'
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT'
LEE 'WAS THAT THE SILENCE OR WHAT?'
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT WASN'T INTRODUCED AS A SILENCE' [silences are not introduced they are post-troduced Maf!]

LEE 'DON'T HANG UP DON'T HANG UP DON'T HANG UP'
MAF 'STICK WITH US T!!'
LEE 'YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. YOU ARE MOVING UP THE QUE'

MAF 'SHE MUST HAVE KNOWN WE WERE SHORT ON MATERIAL' (nope just planning it all week with F&C)
LEE 'YOU HAD ME QUITE EXCITED INITIALLY WHEN YOU SAID COMMANDO, HELLO! IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME THEY STARTED LISTENING WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON'
T 'BUT YOU KNOW.....WELL.....YA.... ANYWAY THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. BUT ANYWAY'
MAF 'THIS IS WHY THESE GIRLS LISTEN TO THIS SHOW'

MAF 'I THINK CINDY'S MAD ENOUGH TO BE A BITER'
LEE 'BUT I THINK SHE'D REMEMBER AND I THINK SHE'D DO IT INTENTIONALLY AND ON PURPOSE'

T 'WHOSE NICKNAME WAS SATAN IN SCHOOL?'
MAF 'AHHHH AH AHHHH AH GOD THAT COULD BE ANY OF THEM'
LEE 'THEY'RE ALL.............

T 'WHO ONCE RECORDED AN ALBUM THAT WAS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?'
MAF 'NOT FLUFFY LAMB'
LEE 'CHRISSY HYNDE'

LEE 'TAMARA'
MAF 'WELL WE'VE DONE THE OTHER TWO'

MAF 'I'D SAY NONE OF THEM CAUSE THEY'RE ALL TOO LOVELY'
LEE 'SHUT UP!'

T 'YOU SAID IT WAS ME WHO ONCE RECORDED AN ALBUM THAT WAS RELESED TO THE PUBLIC.... THAT WAS FLUFFY LAMB'
LEE AND MAF 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!'

LEE 'SO YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS?!'
MAF 'NOT JUST US?'
T 'I USE TO'
HAHAHAHA
LEE 'I EAT THEM! HAHA'

T 'I AM DEAD POOR AND CAN'T AFFORD REAL DECOR'
LEE 'CAUSE I'VE EATEN ALL MY FRIENDS'

CindyB's fab blog of the F & T show 3!

AUG 18th
SHOW 165
PODCAST 78

"BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE SNUG's!!"

INTRO: The lights dim in the audience, stage center is lit from above, like God shining his light on the angels of internet radio! …oh, there are no harps, instead, some scary, kinda creepy song….

SHOW SUMMARY:

We begin today's show with much talk of the chick that writes the Harry Potter books. They are both in agreement that she is great.

N ext a discussion of CBA-ness and snug radio 's impending format changes. Then many kudos and love is given for the radio gods and always doing a great show. The gals lament not having live listeners for the Fluffy and Tammy show. Cue Reminiscing about the Scopy soap opera.They frequently mention that they need to come up with great quotes but then...

.

Drum roll please…… it's time for the show everyone loves.... NAME THAT RADIO GOD Trivia game!!! Fluffy wins, although, she IS the only contestant. To be fair.

Brief discussion of Fluffy’s Jewelry making OR "why'd you want to ring me naked?", which moves straight into Talk of Tammy’s desire for a trip abroad, kitchens and cooking.

INTERRUPTION 1: small girl child, named Sean? Scared of the Evil Person.

This leads into short conversation of children.

Segue into talk of Snug….

Missing snug-fans-of-old including Rob, Snoozy, and Poppy. Hmph, no mention of Cindy B, but perhaps that was pre-missing-cindy-time. Slight nag-session about snug fans not joining in the chat room, EVER, but they get over it quickly because they are lovely ladies and don’t belabor the subject unlike some other radio hosts.

Tv Talk Segment, little more snugradio talk, self-help guru Fluffy teaches us how to have better lives, essentially, quit being such a pissy ass and feign happiness, then eventually, shit starts to go your way. (this version is not verbatim, but you get the idea.)

Finally, monkey impression s , Stephen Colbert glorifying and then .....

INTERRUPTION 2: James with PIE.

TAMARA SINGS: Manic Monday

Tammy wasn’t Fluffy,

and Fluffy wasn’t Tammy,

GOOD NIGHT!

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE SHOW:

T: Maf is the Spelling Police.

F: …and the Grammar Police.

…spelling is just the tip of the iceberg

T: I don’t think they have a plan

F: They don’t “DO” plans

F: "A" is for apple, "P" is for phlegm....

T: I'm not a good speller at all.

F: I like fish, I have fish babies.

T: Oh, okay.

F: Its nature, carry on...

T: Eat your young...

F: And none of you buggers have thought of a name for me yet, have ya?

T: Something under the stairs.

F: ...and there's always the fag in the mouth...

T: ...him coming home drunk, her hitting him with the roller?

T: Oh yeah, exactly!

F: Ha! Gotcha!

T: You're not that weird, compared to me.

F: You are quite weird, to be fair.

T: Man stroke woman.

F: Oooh...

F: An intense hatred is as good to me as, an intense liking.

T: Not THAT kind of good.

F: If you added up, al lthe hours that you've spent listening to the snug, it would be a scary amount.

T: Oh yeah...

F: You're unique. Special.

T: Um, thank you.

FAN INTERACTIVE:

Ideas for the next show include

-Chick-Flicks Reviews

-Boob Jobs, yea or nay

-Men and the things they don't get
Memerable quotes:

Tammy

Its just you and I chatting and Maf & Lee listening.
She's laid.
I'm sick.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm very excited.
I do know STUFF.
EXACTLY!
You're absolutely WRONG.
I'm probably going to cut this part out.
I need something to amuse myself.
I don't want you to be putting your god all over my nature!
I'm a control freak in the kitchen.
MAD married-woman-crush

Fluffy
I take it you can hear me because you keep answering my questions
He needs a poke in the eye.
Tamara and her pussies.
I don't trust him one little bit.
"MUST LISTEN TO SNUG"
Oh god.
Hot molten glass beads.
I'm quite particular.
Can't stay at my house!
I could whistle, but I can't.
Oh, its another one of those ones you've been nagging me to watch, isn't it?
He can't count.
Mexcian! Ahhh….mmm…..

NOV 1
SHOW 174
PODCAST 89

Squidger aka Fluffy Lamb aka Beth particularly enjoys the Green Onions.

Lee shows us all his giant TOBLERONE.

Lee sulks a little at not having an invite to Cindy b's halloween party.

Vincent Price's eerie laugh echos loudly. Then Micheal Jackson and Vincent's intro with guest apperance by E.T. (T shocks us with her finding vincent price sexy (in a creepy old man kinda way) We didn't laugh.. honest!)

Lee didn't scare the shit out of any one on Halloween but has brilliant ideas for next year all involving his infant daughter.

He then depresses me by saying he doesn't thing the Snug will still be around next year. (That's a sad sad thought *sulks*)

Maf and Lee are drinking suped up coffee.

TUNE TIME
All Saints - Never Ever

Fluffy, Cindy and I are referred to as the 'holy trinity of female listeners' and compared to Charles Angels (actually I think Cindy brought it up in the chatroom - correct me if I am wrong someone) Fluffy Lamb was Princess Leah, Cindy Farrah and I Drew, I think... (Lee gets all hot and bothered over Cindy's wigs)

Lee hasn't quit his job. but he's been spending his time making a website for a fire engine limo.....
LEE PROMISED (LEE SAYS 'WRITE THAT DOWN PUT IT IN THE BLOG WE'LL DO THAT. PROMISE' )
Lee promises to make stickers that say "Snug radio wanted their name on this engine" I think that's what he was promising.

Has Lee quit the beer? ____________he waffles and creates his own reality bubble where anything grown in a field must be good for you. Ya well what about the tomacco!

Maf suggests blowing Wales into the sea using depth charges.

Salt Spring's weather is brought up because I say something about a 'friggon Canadian winter hat' and have no idea why now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltspring_Island#Notable_residents
Salt Spring has a wiki page, go look.

Fluffy needs a wee or is it Wii? (I'd settle for either or both)

CindyB wrote show notes for the F&T Show. Great fun Cindy! Thanks for that. I'll post them some where. (They'll be posted on here after this blog :D )

Maf watched Flight of the Living Dead and Transformers.

Lee plays Virtual Haircut. It didn't really have the effect it was suppose to.

CindyB is on webcam changing masks throughout the show. (Have a look at her photos on the Snug flikr gallery)

There's a call for a new Snug TV.

HARIKARAOKE - Bee Gees - To Love Somebody

Maf gets a call during the show, bah real life getting in the way! sheesh! ;o)

The show desends to web cam viewing shinangins.

Fluffy offered to do Maf's ironing (Did I really?? I don't remember that, way to much vodka that night!!... I take the offer back... I wont do your irnoning Maf!!). In my world ironing is chucking it into the dryer for 10 mins.


HARIKAROKE - The Turtles - Happy Together


There will be 2 Fluffy, Tamara AND CindyB shows coming up. Apparently I am the leader of this band of merry women and I am to whip them into shape! Oh the power!!!! (ooooeeeerr...)

This is the point in the show Lee starts feeling poorly.

The guys try to figure out what is happening in the chatroom.

Tamikaraoke - The light side - Snug girls just wanna have fun - T
The dark side - Explosivo - CindyB

The Guys seem pretty chuffed with both.. then Maf takes the piss out of the look on my face when Cindy sings!!

Lee lets out one HELL of a belch - That was impressive!!!

Maf thinks we should play bunnies on the webcams... haven't played that for years!!

Stu does a (noseless) elephant impression... Hehehehehehe!!!!

Maf seems to think if he says Tiki bar TV enough then we will all go watch it.

Lee is getting iller (is that a word?) by the minute, it's decided that inserting the toblerone into a certain orifice would help! The decision was so shocking that the show was cut short......

F & T x

MAF 'JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT USUALLY MY PROBLEM THAT'

MAF 'INTER STELLAR FIBER LINK'
LEE 'OHHH INTER STELLAR'
MAF 'INTERSTICIAL SPACE CONTINUUM DOOBERY'
LEE 'WAHHH YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF'
MAF 'I LOST IT ON DOOBERY'
LEE ' FAIR DUES. THE OTHER BIT BEFORE THE DOOBERY WAS A BIT "THAT'S NONSENSE" BUT DOOBERY, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS'

MAF 'I DON'T KNOW EX WIVES AND CHILDREN SHEESH'
LEE 'OHH EX WIVES AND CHILDREN SHEESH MMM WHAT A CABOB'

LEE (IN HIS BEDROOM VOICE) 'I HAD ALL THE GIRLS IN MY LITTLE ROOM THERE'
MAF 'DID YOU? AND THEN YOU LET THEM GO. GO ON LADIES RUN FREE'

MAF
'DO YOU WANT ONE? I'M JUST ABOUT TO SHOVE IT DOWN'
'THERE WAS ONE POINT WHEN I CLICKED ON TAMARA'S WEB CAM AND IT SHOWED MINE'
'WE'RE CHANGING THE NAME OF ENGLAND TO SOMETHING ELSE'
'WHEN WE DECIDE IT'S CRAP CAN WE DO SHINE?'
'YOU KNOW WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER? AND AS MEN WE DO. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMETHING COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD WOW THAT'S REALLY COOL AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT'
'CAUSE TAMARA'S HAVING SEX WITH A BOOK AND SQUIDGE IS GOING FOR A WEE'
'SOMETIMES CANADA BLOWS MY MIND'
'OH GOD I HOPE THAT DOESN'T GET TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
'Ooooh she does get stroppy doesn't she'
'Cindy has turned into a goat'
'I'm feeling Jason Donovan'

LEE
'WHAT A GREAT WARM WELCOME. THANK YOU GENE.'
'AND FOR WEB CAM VIEWERS ONLY A BIG WALK OFF BAR OF TOBLERONE'
'IN MY HOUSE THE DOOBERY CONTROLS EVERYTHING'
'OH OH WORMS EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD'
'HOW HOW HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT GROWS IN A FIELD BE BAD FOR YOU?'
'I SO WANT TO DO THE SHOW NAKED. OHHH AND KISS MY CO HOST'
'So were putting depth charges in lesbians?'
'A big wokoff lettuce in the middle of the ocean'

T - 'VINCENT PRICE IS COOL AND ALMOST SEXY IN A CREEPY OLD MAN WAY'
'God my spelling is shitw'
CINDYB - 'DARKY OH MY PEOPLE DON'T SAY DARKY ANYMORE. IS LEE INSANE?'
Fluffy - 'I'M TRAINED IN GIVING THINGS ANALLY'