Monday, July 23, 2007

THE SCOPY SOAP

IN THE BEGINNING
Snug Towers hired Scopy Steve to do intros for the show. All was going well until one day he started getting mychingo messages from 'the real' scopy steve. This went on for several weeks and Steve was getting fed up. But then one beautiful day a message came from Audrey, who declaired her interest in Steve. It was then that we found out 'the real' Steve was Audrey's ex-boyfriend named Phillup. Phil went crazy with jealousy over Steve and Audrey's bloosoming relationship. We are under the impression Phil has commited suicide but soon find out that he is alive and in a mental hospital. The lovers are safe.... for now.

Audrey soons finds herself preganat with Steve's child. She can not seem to reach him on his cell/mobile.
Meanwhile we hear from someone named Elizbeth. At first it's just with musical requests but then we find out that she has been out for "drinks" with Steve. She drives a Tatra ('Maf will be so jealous')

Steve breaks out of his hospital, injures Dr. Neil Down and kills his nurse Ben Dover. Steve dies in a hail of bullets.

We then hear from Bill, Phil's brother. He is angry and
JULY 19
SHOW 163

PODCAST 76


SCOPY STEVE SAYS... nothing! not a word, not a peep. He didn't arrive to work. There is a message from him via Lee saying he has had to flee to Brazil. And Lee breaks the news that he believes Steve's plane has crashed. What will happen to his babies now?! Is Steve dead?! Was it the hit man taking out a whole plane full of people to get to Steve ?

Audrey is in the chatroom! Fluffy is missing and CindyB is missing. So is Gareth. Audrey could be any of them!

~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE~~~~~~~~~~~
MYCHINGO FROM BILL. Sounds like they met up but Steve has not returned any of Bill's calls. He sends ill wishes to our Steve "I hope you die a slow and painful death"

MYCHINGO FROM ELIZABETH She sounds angry... "Steve... where... are... you...? My father is a very powerful man. Got it?! "

MYCHINGO FROM AUDREY She had to leave the country and is in hiding. Because of Elizabeth's death threats. She appears in the chatroom but we are not allowed to know where she is...
As mentioned above Scopy Steve may be dead. Stay tuned!
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CindyB is in the house. So she's not Audrey....

Lee missed last week's snug fan's blog becasue his computer died.
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SECRETY MESSAGES SECRETED IN THE MYCHINGO MESSAGES PRETAINING TO THE SCOPY SOAP
Bill's secret message is a black mail message for Steve.

Elizabeth's secret message says "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/ Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
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Maf mentions going to Texas for the goodbye Snug tour!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND TO LEE!!!!
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Another money scam has been sent to the Snug. Good thing these guys are not gullible!

Lee needs our love! Tell him what you think about his wallpapers. Come on BA'd, he'd appreciate it a lot!

Fart humor.

TUNE TIME -
Mr Blue Sky - ELO

Through out the show Maf does his Stolen from Digg bit -

Bizarre searches in search engines
Little old lady gets worlds fastest internet connection
101 uses for ordinary things
11 Crazy ways to view Flickr


Prestayn has been flood, a lot of flooding in the UK. I hope all is well for everyone, I'm sure we'll get updates this coming show.

^^^^^^^^^^^LEE PROMISES^^^^^^^^^^

Once his computer is fixed he will upload photos of the flood.

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Manchester is planning on importing sand to create a beach. Sand delivery has been delayed due to rain.

Maf is enjoying The 4400!! SEE!!! I am up to date with it.

HQ has sent a copy of a letter of apology, written by a very young Lee, to his mum.

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Lee promises that 'send a penny' will happen...one day.
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A PROPER {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Maf is not a tea drinker.

CindyB espouses the virtues of marriage and encourgages Maf to tie the knot with his beloved. Maf will **never** get married again.

Lee snacks on peanuts.

Harikaraoke

True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
How Deep is your Love? - Bee Gees

TUNE TIME - Martina McBride - This ones for the Girls


What is a body warmer? Maf says it's a coat without sleeves. A vest?

Webcam centric time. I am putting on a cooking show. Lee is giving me instructions to look up the Krankies becasue I look like one of them. I am going to have a look right now....wait for my reaction --->OK.........ummmm ermmmm yaaaaaa Here's a link http://krankies.moonfruit.com/
I put a cap on backwards and wave around a wrench to get into this week's Tamara dresses like a mechanic... what will next show bring? who knows...

Lee's thinking about getting a dog. Foolish I think.

Lee's baby may be named Darcy. That's Willow's piano teacher's name. I think it's a good name!

Lee is coming back from holiday early in order to be with us at the Snug. Hurray for Lee.

The End
luv T

QUOTES

MAF 'AUDREY'S ASKING WHERE FLUFF IS. AS IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW'
LEE 'YOU WAIT FLUFF WILL BE IN LATER AND AUDREY WILL HAVE TO GO'

MAF 'THEY MIGHT USE A SALT SUBSTITUTE. THEY MIGHT USE SOMETHING THAT'S SALTY TO SALT THE PE NUTS. EWWWWWW.'
LEE 'SALT SUBSTITUTE. LIKE PEPPER MASQUERADING.'


LEE 'YA IT'S EMM HAVE YOU HAD UMM WOO HOO?'
MAF 'UMMM WHAT?'
LEE 'HAVE YOU HAD EARL GREY?'
MAF 'NO WELL YA'
LEE 'LOVELY BLOKE ISN'T HE?'
MAF 'NOT QUITE AS HUGE AS HUGE HUGH'
LEE 'HUGE HUGH'



MAF 'IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SAID IT'S JULY 19 SHOW 163 AND PODCAST 76'
'I THINK WE SHOULD BECAUSE AUDREY'S IN THE HOUSE. AND SHE'S TALKING TO TAMARA. NOW I HAVE A PICTURE OF TAMARA TYPING AWAY TO HERSELF LIKE THIS ON TWO KEYBOARDS'
'I SEE WHAT TAMARA MEANS NOW FROM THE ANONYMOUS MAIL THAT SHE JUST SENT US' dóh!
'CAUSE IT'S A GOOD WAY OF SECRETLY HIDING SECRET MESSAGES SECRETLY'
'IF ONLY THE TOILET WERE A LITTLE BIT NEARER. WE'LL HAVE TO BROADCAST FROM THE TOILET NEXT TIME'
'DRUNKEN FLOOZY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN'
'I OPENED THE DOOR IN MY PANTS, WHICH IS A WEIRD PLACE TO HAVE A DOOR.'
'I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT HAVE BEEN FALLING OUT OF MY PANTS. NO ONLY JOKING.'
'OH YOUR EYES ARE LIKE POOLS OF SHITE'
'SEND US MONEY THAT FOLDS.'
'THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. BECAUSE OF CROCODILES'
'I'M GOING TO PAY HER WHOLE TICKET SO SHE CAN COME OVER AND HIT YOU FOR THAT'
'MR. AND MRS. WHITE YOU'VE GOT A BLACK DOG.'

LEE 'OH DEAR ME WHAT A FARCE'
'YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE F'D THAN THAT DO YOU?'
'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER INITIALLY FLUFFY IS A REAL PERSON OR NOT'
'YOU FART AGAIN? YOU SURE? I'VE GOT MY EARPHONES ON AND I COULD HEAR YOU'
'ONCE UPON A TIME IT WAS TUESDAY'
'I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING OVER TO MARRY ONE OF US'
'YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION TO 1280 BY MASSIVE WOULDN'T YA?'
'I'M TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HERE'




Monday, July 16, 2007

JULY 12

SHOW 162

PODCAST 75


AND SCOPY STEVE SAYS?

He's a bit pervy tonight talking about his bum doctor. No soapy news from him.


We are lucky to have Lee with us this week. He has a poorly back. That is not fun at all! I understand because I had a rib out for the first part of the week.


Last week Drunken Floozy was CindyB, this week I am Drunken Hippie in the chatroom. I apparently looked like I was from the 60's and they said for this week I should dress as a drunk (so they could refuse me service) Hence Drunken Hippie alias. I looked like a Samaria instead. I have a pony tail. I change my name to Tiny Tiny Tail.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY to silent REBECA!!! Come back to the chatroom. We are friendly and nice (and don't believe what Maf and Lee say about us! They think we're weird!! pot, kettle, black, face, bovered...)



LIVE 365 NEWS They have no plans on shutting down. Carrying on, business as usual... good to hear.


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SCOPY SOAP

We begin this week's soap update with Lee's promised and much anticipated musical montage of UK soap opera music.

There is a mychingo message from Huge Hugh, he has a huge crush on SS. SS replies, it seems to indicate that they met up. What is with Steve these days! 2 babies on the way, death threats, possible new lovers... what is going on??

DNA Tests Are Us - sent a message stating that SS is for a fact Audrey's baby's daddy. Maf questions the results.

SS left a mychingo here on this blog! Reaffirming that he is actually gay -AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. What does it all mean?!

stay tuned
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There is a mychingo here from Lee. Go listen now...................................................
He says he is free from any past promises (so stop waiting at Marks & Spencer's! It's not going to happen) and any promises he makes from that point on he would keep...maybe...


CindyB has left mychingos too. YAY! come on leave a message!


THE FORUM HAS BEEN QUIET!!!!!



TUNE TIME - MACY GRAY - TREAT ME LIKE YOUR MONEY


Lee is about to drink 'SPRITE'


Maf has been watching The 440. Seems to be enjoying it.

IT'S BIG FUN LEE TIME!!
^^^^^LEE TAKES OVER THE SHOW WITH HIS SOUND EFFECTS^^^^^^^


Prison Break chatter.


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ANOTHER SCOPY SOAP UPDATE!
AUDREY SENT AN MP3 TO FLUFFY TO SEND TO THE SNUG. IT SEEMS LIKE AUDREY AND STEVE ARE IN DANGER AND SHE SENT THE MESSAGE AS A PLEA FOR HELP.
THE AUDIO FILE SOUNDS LIKE ELIZABETH PLOTTING TO KILL BOTH AUDREY AND STEVE! DANTDANTDAAAAAAAAA
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Lee ~almost~ made a promise about Snug TV happening.


Sometimes the conversation on the show just can not be summed up. It's chit chat with giggle fits and jokes... and then it dissolves into farts and more giggles. This time there is a new business idea for Lee. People can pass gas into plastic bags, send them to Lee and have him analyze the smells on air.

An almost {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}} inturpted by a farty pants Maf.

Tamara sings (early) Hey Jude - The Beatles (of course)

Fluffy Lamb drunken texted Maf 12 am at the weekend. Even in the wee hours of the morning, we, the Snug listeners are thinking of the Snug. (ironically it is almost midnight and I still have 30 more minutes to listen and blog...)[even more so I am editing this blog and it's 12:15 am...almost done]{finally done at 12:30}

The Snug will not die. It will transform, much like a caterpillar into a butterfly, the Snug will become something new. Just ignore the nay sayer who doesn't believe that the show can be done on Skype. (not mentioning any names...lee)


The Harry Potter movie is out!!
The last book is coming out on the 21st. There is a midnight party on the 21st here on Salt Spring and around the world I am sure!


Funny photos from Maf's past are sent in by Ian. Will they appear on Flicker? photos@snugradio.co.uk


I pull out my sword to get into my Samari roll. The sword is a prop from Legend.
For the next show they want me to dress as a mechanic...a sexy mechanic actually...hmmmmm

Harikaraoke
Centrefold - J Geils Bands
Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka


would have been a silence but a siren went by

The show is nearing it's end and I choose this time to call them. Listening back is strange because Lee says a few things to me that I miss hear and I respond to what I think he is saying. The reason I called was to tell them about a shrimp that creates a bubble by snapping it's claw shut and for a split second reaches the temp of the sun, then explodes and stuns it's prey.
Lee wants to know what I thought about his wallpaper. I loves it Lee! Let him know what you think of it! snugradio.co.uk click wallpaper. Pick one and make it your desktop image!!!

And with a flick of the pink tail the show ends and so does this blog. byebye



QUOTES
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU WANT AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO LET ME REPHRASE THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DROPPED'
LEE 'OHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW'



MAF 'FLUFFY LAMB MAY HAVE JUST OUTED HERSELF'
LEE 'AHHH SHE'S GAY?'
MAF 'NO. AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. NO SHE'S JUST SAID AUDREY SENT ME THIS THE OTHER DAY SHE ASKED ME TO PASS IT ON. RIGHT? RIGHTTT AND IT'S AN MP3.'



LEE 'WE COULD SING IT IF YOU LIKE, AH CAPELLA'
MAF 'I'M NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF'
LEE 'OH BUGGER! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL GET YA'
MAF 'AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO'
LEE 'PESKY KIDS'

LEE 'OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW.'
MAF 'IT'S FRIGHTENING ISN'T?
LEE 'I'M DRINKING SPRITE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!'
MAF 'I I I READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG AND I'VE GOT QUOTES AGAINST MY NAME THAT I'M LIKE I KNOW I'VE NOT SAID THAT. AND YET YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HER'
LEE 'IT'S WORRYING ISN'T IT?'
MAF 'OH I SEE. YOU ALMOST PROMISED SNUG TV BUT YOU DIDN'T QUITE GET THERE.'

LEE 'WHAT COULD I BEAT YOU AT?'
MAF 'DJ-YNESS'
LEE 'RIGHT AND WHAT WOULD YOU BEAT ME AT?'
MAF 'EVERTHING-ELSENESS'

MAF 'I'M SORRY...IT'S CURRY'
LEE 'EPHW EPHW I'VE HAD CURRY FOR FOUR DAYS AND MY ASS DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THAT!'
MAF 'IT'S SPECIAL CURRY'
LEE 'WHAT KIND OF CURRY WAS IT? DID IT HAVE COCONUTS IN IT?'
MAF 'YA'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
LEE 'I AM A CURRY CONNOISSEUR.'
MAF ' OH THAT WAS FREAKY'
LEE 'WHAT ELSE CAN I TASTE?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OHHH HO HO HO HO HAHAHAH

MAF 'I'VE BEEN MAF'
---HE'S GAY---
MAF 'HAHA YOU JUST COULDN'T RESIST'



MAF
'SCREWED ONE WAY...SKEWED ONE WAY. EWW FREUDIAN SLIP'

'SHE WAS BALD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR'
'EVER CHANGING CANADIAN WOMEN'
'SO CINDY, WE NEED YOU TO CANVAS EVERYONE...IN THE COUNTRY...ONE BY ONE AND GET THEM TO EMAIL LIVE 365'
'ARE YOU WAGGLING THAT WIGGLE?'
'WOMEN WHO HAVE DONE THINGS TO MEN'S... CARS AND BELONGINGS WHEN THEY CHEATED. SCARY BISCUITS'
'HO IT'S CANADIAN SAMURAI. I MAKE MAPLE SYRUP WITH A TWIST OF MY CANOE NINJA STICK'
'SORRY TO ALL THE CANADIANS WHO ARE NOT NINJAS'
'DO YOU KNOW TAMARA? ARE YOU A NINJA?'
'IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO CANADA CAUSE THEY'RE BRITISH REALLY. BRITISH WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT, THAT'S CANADIA'
'FLUFFY OFTEN LISTENS TO THE SHOW NAKED, WHEN SHE'S NOT TEXTING ME DRUNK'
'NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR HOW NAKED YOU ARE TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO PHOTOS@SNUGRADIO.CO.UK'
'CRIPPLE!!...IN A POLITICALLY CORRECT WAY'
'MUM ME RICE CRISPYS TASTE OF POO.'
'WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE WILL ALL LIVE FOREVER'


LEE 'I CAN'T BEND DOWN JUST THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE CRUSHING MY SCARY BISCUITS'
'EWW WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE RIGHT IT DOES MAKE YOU SAY THAT'
'THE THICK PLOTTENS DOESN'T IT?'
'LET'S PUT A DRINK ON AND GO MAKE SOME TUNES'

'I'VE NEVER KNOWN A WOMAN TO GO MINTY....MENTAL....'
'THERE'S THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...' hahaha I pull this quote out every now and then'
'CAUSE I'M IN TWO MINDS NOW'
' OH THAT WAS GOING TO BE A SILENCE! DID YOU FART AGAIN?!'
'I'VE NEVER SMELT COCONUT FROM SOMEBODY'S ASS BEFORE'
'ALRIGHT PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN BLOODY HELL'
'ARE YOU TAMARA? AND DO YOU KNOW NINJA?'
'YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLAPPED BY A SHRIMP'






Monday, July 09, 2007

JULY 5
SHOW 161
PODCAST 73

SCOPY STEVE SAYS?
Oh my god Steve has gone and dropped a bomb! He says he's out of the closet! The shock hits the scopy soap fans like a ton of bricks. He also says he's infertile. Find out more ahead in the Scopy Soap Update!

Maf and Lee are shocked at Steve's news.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elizabeth is pregnant and KNOWS it's Steve's.
Audrey mychingos, wanting to meet Liz in a dark alley. Her baby is due Feb. 14th.
Is Steve really infertile?! What will the DNA results find out? Who is Audrey's baby daddy.
Paul has had a spooky message. It sounds like it is Phil. He has dark scary warnings from beyond the grave!

Stay tuned as I am sure the shit will hit the fan! And if you the fan DUCK!!!!
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Lee tells a tale of a 17 year old girl applying for a mortgage and a job at the same time! She's 'good with number'. Lee can be cruel but we the listeners benefit from it, so it's all good.

Lee plays with his jingles. Maf proposes to me but takes it back when he finds out I rent my house and don't own it.

New wall paper for the Snug site coming soon, says Lee. Live listeners got a sneak peek.

CindyB from Tex-ass writes in with her thoughts and feelings on the Snug 'changing direction' other wise known as 'letting us down easy'. She thinks it sucks!

Lee reads out one text joke and thankfully refrains from a second one which is racist.

TUNE TIME - Pussycat - Mississippi

Maf has finally started watching the 4400. Nagging works eh Fluffy?! :o)
I am liking it and the 4th season has already started so new episodes every week! NOT as good as HEROES by any means but it is still worth watching (in my humble opinion)

Apparently I look like I'm from the 60's. Can someone please tell me where the phrase Alice band comes from. Groovy man!! Ñew show spot?? Tell Tamara what to wear each week. Next week I am suppose to dress as a drunk and then they won't serve me. What's that costume look like? How about black eyeliner smearing like raccoon eyes, tousled hair, one shoe on one shoe off, what ever clothes I wear would be askew and any coat or sweater (jumper) is on inside out. Through the show I would alternate between giggles, hiccups and random swearing.

a Spanish mychingo message comes in. If you know what it really says write in or mychingo with the translation.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SCOPY SOAP UPDATE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the first time there is second soap update in this blog. Bill has mychingo'd during the show. He says all is forgiven and wants Steve to call him. He signs off 'kisses'. So Bill's gay too?!
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There is a huge inexplicable giggle fit. It went over my head what ever it was......

We learn many politically incorrect words from Maf.

mychingo limerick in two parts.... CindyB is believed to be the culprit.

Harikaraoke - Del Shannon - Runaway

CHITTY CHAT RAMBLINGS

TUNE TIME - ERASURE - TAKE A CHANCE

Silliness takes over for a while as Maf and Lee play with words. Mission, fishin, fission, kissin... you had to be there.

a deafening {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}} not so silent due to Lee typing...

Yahoo messenger's gremlins are out frelling with Lee's web cam and mine. Fluffy's head on her webcam has taken over Maf's screen.

TAMARA SINGS -
Anna Nalick - Breathe

Maf plays part of a song called Cést La Fucking Vie.

The fellas speculate where CindyB is listening from.

Cindy wants to know where the 'send a penny' button is... Lee CBA AND I think he's trying to prevent me from coming to the UK!

Count Basie wanders in to let us know the show is over for another week. I've been Tamara ta ra!

QUOTES

MAF 'IN THE OLD DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT HERE ON THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW AND GONE HOME AND CODED YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF UNTIL THE DAY AFTER'
LEE 'IF I COULD HAVE MADE MONEY CODING MY ASS OFF THEN YOU KNOW....I'D BE LIVING WITH SCOPY'


MAF 'BUT NOW A DAYS CBA-ITUS'
LEE 'NO THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT TRUE.... TO A FULL......'
MAF 'YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED LYING PROPERLY'

MAF 'SHE'S GOT 15 ACRES THOUGH'
LEE 'HAS SHE?'
MAF 'I THOUGHT SHE PUT A BIT OF WEIGHT ON.... JOKING'


MAF 'THAT'S KIND OF GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
LEE 'YA IT'S GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
MAF 'I'M JUST WAITING FOR TAMARA TO GO KRKRK IT'S ME!'
LEE 'KRRK KRRK'
MAF 'YA WE'LL KNOW BY THE KRK KRK'
LEE 'I'M JUST WATCHING THE WEBCAM TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES. IF SHE GOES KRR KRR KRRRRRUKKK KRRRR KRRRR - STATIC'

MAF 'SO YES THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE GET ON OUR MYCHINGO BUTTON. AND THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY'
LEE 'THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY. THANK YOU FOR CINDYING THAT IN'
MAF 'YES CINDYIN MORE STUFF'


MAF 'IT WAS JAMES ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEEN---
LEE 'WHAT?
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T THE QUEEN ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEER---
LEE 'WHAT?! STOP IT'
MAF Í'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT JAMES''
--- A FAIRY---
LEE 'WHAT? STOP IT!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...'
---AN UPHILL GARDENER---
MAF 'MY GARDEN'S FLAT'
LEE 'YA.'



MAF 'IN FACT WE'VE HEARD HIM ON THE SHOW BEFORE'
LEE 'WHO GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY?'



MAF 'BEERSOLUTIONS.CO.UK'
LEE 'WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING THAT WEB ADDRESS IN VAIN.'



MAF 'DADDY'S ON THE CASE FLUFFY SAYS'
LEE 'TELL HIM TO GET OFF AND SEND IT'




MAF
'IT GOES BACK TO OUR ANNOUNCEMENT YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'

'SHE MIGHT BE LAUGHING NOW BUT WHEN JAMES FINDS OUT THERE WILL BE TEARS BEFORE BED TIME'
'NORMALLY WE END WITH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND NOT A SONG'
'NO YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE REALLY'
'DOESN'T SHE DO A SYRUP THAT GOES OVER HAM AND IS MADE BY CANADIANS?'
'I PREFER TO KEEP HER SWEET AND CHOCOLATY COVERED WITH SPRINKLES ON'
'SHE'S FAGGING IT TOO'
'WATCH MY WEB CAM BITCH'

LEE
'MAYBE SHE'S DETECTING CRIMES'
'I STRUGGLED FOR SUPPORT THAT NIGHT, EVERYBODY NO EVERYBODY CBA'
'MAF THAT'S JUST STUPID'



Monday, July 02, 2007

JUNE 28th
SHOW 160
PODCAST 73

THE ONE WITH DEJA VU (for the live listeners anyway)

SCOPY STEVE SAYS?... Nothing really, he's caught a bad case of CBA
He's blaming it on the listeners! For shame Steve for shame!!

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THE SCOPY SOAP UPDATE
A narrator sent a message, which was basically a summary of what's gone on so far in the soap.
Other than that nothing has really happened in the soap this week.
But we have questions
1. Are Steve and Audrey and item still?
2. If so are they in an 'open' relationship? or do they both disbelieve the rumors about each of their infidelities?
3. When is Audrey due?
4. Are the DNA test results in yet? Who is the baby daddy?
5. Bill has been quiet, what is he up to?
6. Hiro has been quiet too. Has he been stalking Lee? or has he moved on?
Will we have answers to our questions? If you have questions about what's going on in this wacky soap, leave a mychingo message here! I know Audrey reads this blog, (she's mychingo'd me)
This concludes this week's look at scope-enders the scopy soap from around the world?????
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Maf and Lee have a giggle as they recap the first half hour of the show.

TUNE TIME
Shirley Bassey - The living Tree

Webcam chatter. Lee analyzes Fluffy Lambs webcam brightness.
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MAF KEPT A PROMISE!!!!!!
Last show Maf promised to aim his webcam outside his window and he did it!!!balloons fall from the ceiling, ribbons of coloured paper float slowly down, the crowd cheers!!!!
Still waiting for Lee to fulfill his big promise....
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Maf has destroyed his Wii. He jokes about it but long time listeners can hear his pain.

Maf and Lee plan their holidays away from the Snug. Lee is away the last week in July and the first two in Aug. and Maf is away the last two weeks in Aug.
Both Fluffy and I say we'll do a show. Taking bets now....can we BA'd?

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Looks like Maf is moving house. We have 10 months till the Snug world changes forever! We don't know how, we kinda know when but do we really know why?! lol It's all good Maf, life must go on, everything changes, there is a season turn turn turn...
Send in your "the old Snug goes out with a bang" show ideas!
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Help Tamara get to the UK and guest appear on the Snug with Fluffy Lamb! 1 penny at a time...





CindyB sent a link to a video of a baby 'playing' with a snake. http://freespace.virgin.net/leewhite.com/vids/WHERES%20THE%20BABYSITTER.wmv Weird and disturbing! Tell Maf and Lee what you think of the video?


a stunned {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}


Revisiting the Burkina Faso scam...er money making opportunity.



Maf wonders where 'run of the mill' comes from. Fluffy Lamb and HQ pipe up with the answer.



Fluffy offers to show us her strawberry but it would involve pulling down her trousers.


HARIKARAOKE - Mr Bojangles - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Keep on Running - Spencer Davies Band I Believe - Robson & Jerome



Maf has finally downloaded 4400. Watch it watch it. Also manstrokewoman is dead funny!


Who is 'drunken floozy in the chat room?


I am not Audrey.



Maf chats about 'THE MIDNIGHT CLOCK', chats in a Doctor Claw voice and then they listen to a silent mychingo message.

Tamara sings - Breaking Up is Hard to Do


Chat room has many people, makes up for the couple of weeks I was all alone and loney by myself with no one else around, except for Maf...


Chit chat at the speed of light, covering all sorts of topics.


Maf doesn't watch Little Britian... much. Why's that then? It's funny in a manic kind of way.



The Snug has 91 friends on myspace. Go be a friend of the Snug.



Give the Snug a penny so they can bring me to the UK. Where is the paypal button Lee?! I have $20.00 in my paypal already. Come on add to it. Spare some change, spare some change sir.


Lee reads out every country that has visited snug.co.uk
Here are the 3 important ones. Damn Canada always gets bronze!
3. Canada

2. USA

1. UK



This ends this week's deja vu snug fan's blog.

Leave me a mychingo damn you!

I've been T - get me to the UK before it's too late!!!!

goodnight


QUOTES

MAF 'DID WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU. WELCOME TO THE DEJA VU SPECIAL.'
LEE 'WHA DAVE? DAVE WHO?'
MAF 'DAVE DAVE JAVU'
LEE 'AHH THE FRENCH SHOW'
MAF 'FOR THE CANADIANS IN THE AUDIENCE'

MAF 'HE'S GONE THE SAME PLACE AS MY Wii. DO YOU LIKE THAT SEGWAY?'
LEE 'WHAT DOWN THE LAVATORY?'
MAF 'EM FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE KNOW YOU'LL KNOW I'VE BEEN CHIPPING AWAY MY Wii FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS'
LEE 'HAHAHA'

MAF 'WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO ON HIATUS'
LEE 'I'M NOT GOING THERE!'
MAF 'NO? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?'
LEE 'THEY'VE GOT MASSIVE BIG MOSQUITOES'


LEE 'MY FINGER SLIPPED'
MAF 'HAHAHA YA WELL SO DID MINE!!!'
LEE 'OHHHHH! HERE PLUTO'
MAF 'RIGHT OHH GODDAMN IT. KEEP WATCHING TAMARA'S FACE'




MAF 'WE CAN SEE FLUFFY'S GESTURES' LEE 'REALLY?!'



MAF 'I'VE MOVED ON' LEE 'HAVE YOU?! IT DIDN'T TAKE YOU LONG DID IT? I'M SAT IN THIS HOUSE SURROUNDED BY MEMORIES AND YOU'VE MOVED ON' MAF 'HAHAHA SURROUNDED BY MEMORIES I LIKE IT' LEE 'DINGING MY BELL'




MAF 'I'M NOT FEELING AS SICK NOW BY THE WAY.'

LEE 'YA DO YA KNOW WHY?
MAF 'CAUSE I STOPPED EATING FISH PIE?'




LEE 'CARRY ON REGARDLESS'

MAF 'AYE BUT MY NAME'S NOT REGARDLESS'



LEE 'TAMARA KNOWS'

MAF 'IT'S NOT THAT BIG. OH TAMARA KNOWS NOT TAMARA'S NOSE. I SEE'

LEE 'AHHHHHH WHAT YOU'RE LIKE'

MAF 'YOU SAY THAT NOW BUT WHEN SHE WAS FULL SCREEN OVER MY SCREEN IT WAS A BIT SCARY'






MAF 'CAUSE THESE LIVE LISTENS THEY ALREADY KNOW.... STUFF'
'WE SHOULD CARRY ON AS IF WE PRESSED RECORD 1/2 HOUR AGO.'
'I'D LIKE TO REPORT I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH ABUSE'
'IT'S DIFFICULT JUST HAVING AN ORDINARY PERSON'

'TAMARA'S GOT MY WEBCAM AGAIN. IT'S FREAKY'
'WE'LL FIND A WAY OF CARRY ON BUT IT WON'T BE LIKE THIS'
'OH PISS FACE. SORRY'


'MY FINGERS HAVE GONE TO SLEEP'

'I'M JUST LOOKING IN THE CHATROOM AND WOW I THINK EVERYONE IS ON DRUGS'

'IT'S JUST ANOTHER ORDANARY SNUG DAY IN A ...OH LORDY FLUFSTER FLUFSTER YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T LEAN FORWARD LIKE THAT IT DOESN'T HALF PUT ME OFF'

'STEPPING QUICKLY AWAY FROM THE NOSE COMMENT AS FAST AS YOU CAN BACKWARDS, WAVING YOUR HANDS SAYING PLEASE DON'T HIT ME'

'I DON'T THINK FLUFFY NEEDS ASSITANCE WHEN IT COMES TO RECORDING ODD DODGY MESSAGES'

'ODD DODGY MESSAGES, SHE'S A BIT OF A QUEEN'

'THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN YOUR MUM SAYING RUDE WORDS'

'WE'RE NOT FRIEND WHORES'

'LET'S GO OUT WITH A BANG, LET'S DO SOMETHING BIG FOR ONE OF OUR BIG LISTENERS. NOT THAT SHE'S BIG'

'DID WE SAY BANG? I DON;T REMEMBER SAYING BANG'




LEE
'I GOT BANNED FROM A SWIMMING POOL THIS WEEK'
'EVEN THE BELL CBA'
'I'M RETIRED NOW I WORKED A LOT IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU GUYS WERE FUNNY!' (as the bell)

'SHE'S PROBABLY GOT MY BAGS PACKED ALREADY'
'ONE GUYS TWO HOURS ALL SILENCE'
'I CAN GET YOU SACKED, ARRESTED, MURDERED, RAPED, PILLAGED, BETROTHED, MARRIED, DIVORCED, YOU LEAVE THAT ALL TO ME'


'SHE'S TYPING LIKE AUDREY AND ELIZABETH'

'I WISH YOU'D TELL ME BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCE SOMETHING'

'WITH A COUPLE A FEW... COUPLE A FEW?!'

'NEVER MIND I NEED A WEE, I NEED A WEE'