Monday, September 24, 2007

SEPT 20
SHOW 168
PODCAST 83

It's a music show this week. Lee is poorly (and not at a concert!)

No chatroom tonight! No Fluffy Lamb no CindyB....

Now on with the music

Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains BEST SONG OF THE NIGHT!!! I've been listening to him all week since Maf played him. 'They' are calling it Geek Pop. He is the official troubadour for Pop Sci Magazine and even has a podcast. Thank you thank you Maf for playing this for us!! Code Monkey is also good. http://www.jonathancoulton.com/primer/listen
here are some videos made for some of his songs http://www.spiffworld.com/

{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}} unexpected because Maf thought the song was longer.

CindyB sent links

Little Britain Soundbites
Walking with Dinosaurs live



Bishop Allen - Clickclickclickclick This is an OK song. Maf seemed to really like it....

Return 2 Zero - Drift Away Acapella, done really well. Good groovin song.

Diablo Swing Orchestra- Balrog Boogie It was good though I have Loony Tune cartoons running around my head for some weird reason...

Simpsons Movie OST - Spider Pig Gareth hates this, but the rest of us are forever 11 and love it!

In Voice - Blue Moon
I don't really like this song but it is well done. It's one of those over played songs that need to go into the vault.

Wendy Ip- Take Me Away Too candy floss pop...


Return 2 Zero - Pick Up The Pieces Very Bobby McFarin, which is a good thing. Nice! Gone to look for this song! BRB

Jonathan Coulton - A Laptop Like You Maf dedicated this one to me because he knows I love my laptop! What more can I say about Jonathan Coulton.... my favorite new music at the moment.


Jeff Daniels - You Can Drink an Ugly Pretty - half Once was enough and this is probably the 4 time. I skip right over it before it even started.

Black - Everything Is Coming Up Roses I like this one a lot!

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple This one is a lasting Snug tradition. Yet another brilliant song I was introduced to by the Snug fellas!! PURPLE FOREVER FOR THE SNUG!!

Gaijin A Go-Go - GoGo 55 Not my fav but still OK.

Nutty - The Reaper This seems to be a Snug staple. I don't like or dislike it...

Jonathan Coulton - Millionaire Girlfriend ....

Dan Beahm & The Invisible 3 - Half as cool as Han Solo Amusing geek pop. lol

Nutty - The boys Are Back At Dinos Not really, I didn't think the original was a good song....

Witches in Bikinis - Horror Flick Chicks Funny!

Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain And this ends the Jonathan Coulton show! I even wrote the guy telling him I heard him on The Snug and I thought he was great!

Tamara Sings
Violent Femmes - Add It Up I am finally brave enough to do a rude song and no one is around to hear it except me and Maf!


This ends the no Lee show!
Great job Maf! I had fun and discovered music I really like! Thank you and goodnight!

MAF
'I KNOW I SAID I'D BE ON MY OWN BUT I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE ON MY OWN'
'OH WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS TO'
'THE GROUP'S NAME IS BISHOP BLAADLALALAL. I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO SPELL THAT. NO.'
'MYSPACE - LOVE IT!'
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T THE REAL ONE! OF COURSE IT WAS THE REAL ONE! WHAT? HOMER? YOU DON'T WANT TO..... OHHHHHH YOU WANT TO HEAR THE HOMER VERSION? OIY OK THEN IF YOU MUST.'
'I'M GOING TO DRINK HIS LAST BEER. THAT'LL LEARN HIM.'
'I FINISHED THAT BEER IN ONE MOUTHFUL. NO WONDER HE BRINGS BIGGER BOTTLES'
'LET ME JUST CLEAN MY MINDS EYE'
'IT THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME LISTENING...IT'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS!'

LEE (via Maf)
'I'M GOING TO HOSPITAL WITH MY LEG. I HAVE A PROBLEM'

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

SEPT 13
SHOW 167
PODCAST 82

The Green Green Onions of home - Lee is back! All is right with the universe. Let the comedy gold flow like milk for a new born baby.

SCOPY SCOTTY steps in with "the time is."

Maf remotely controls Pirate Dave's PC to help him get into the chatroom. The power....first Pirate Dave's computer....next the WORLD BANK!!!

Maf almost had to fly solo last week but luckily Pirate Dave saved us from a "weird music with Maf" show. Then Lee breaks the news he may not be here next week!

The fan is pestering Lee. The noise is driving him mad!! It wants an autograph.

Halloween is on it's way!! The most wonderful time of the year!

The guys dream about owning an MP3 horn for their cars. A variety of ideas flew about.

Fan Face Lee bovered Face Hot bovered Lee!

MAF MAKES A PROMISE
This weekend he will install his new webcam!
PROMISE UPDATE
Maf still promises to play a karaoke track of a song I sent ages ago. Was suppose to be this week, it has be delayed inexplicably.

I am contemplating doing a rather vulgar song next week. My kid has to be out of the house when I do it...so I may or may not.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Died along with Scopy Steve. It's possible that the creating forces behind the Soap took SS's death as a hint to cease and desist...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anita Roddick died! sad

A very weird conversation about dead bodies and harnessing the energy from them when cremated. Fluffy has seen a burning body - she worked at a mortuary once upon a time. And then the conversation turns dark...human candles...

TUNE TIME
Have Love Will Travel - The Sonics

Pirate Dave is in the chatroom!! arrrghhhhhh

MYCHINGO the guys!! do it do it do it

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/OchreJelly/Microscale/StephenHawking/hawkmain.jpg

WHERE IS TAMARA THIS WEEK? Willow's room!
Lee thinks I break into peoples houses each week and steal their bandwidth or I live in a mansion and each week I choose a different room. lol

Maf and Lee enjoyed the F&T show. The promised quote section from Maf is not going to happen.
A crimbo F&T show is in the works. Ideas? Send them to us via the deadly quiet forum!

Listeners record your bit of Green Onions!! I think they guys need to send us the particular version of Green Onions they want us to do!


HARIKARAOKE - Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch


Lee is happy that a new season of Prison Break has started.
Maf has been watching all sort of new shows.
Many cool shows will be starting up again soon!

TUNE TIME - Runaway - Jackie Ayres

Lee relives his wife's birthing experience.

TAMARA SINGS The Cure -Love Song

http://beta.grooveshark.com/index.php

CindyB is in the house! FINALLY! :o)

And without much ado the show ends. The nonsense peters out and the pink tail disappears for another week.
Goodnight!



QUOTES section is now going to be called....

Out of Context
LEE 'I'VE RECOVERED WELL....................................'
MAF 'GOOD'
sort of a {{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} with no announcement.
LEE '...THAT'S IT'
MAF 'OH OKAY THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY?...I'VE RECOVERED WELL.'

LEE 'YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST'
MAF 'YOU HEARD IT HERE AND ONLY HERE'

MAF 'I WONDER IF ANYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH ENERGY A BURNING CORPSE PRODUCES'
LEE 'FLUFFY WOULD KNOW'
MAF 'WOULD SHE BEING A CHEMIST.'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'SHE THE NEAREST WE'VE GOT TO A SCIENTIST HAHAHAHA'
LEE 'SHE ENDS IN AN IST. I'M JUST PIST THAT DOESN'T COUNT'

MAF 'SHE'S EVEN IN A BETTER POSITION. WELL I CAN....NO RIGHT NO STOP. EMMM SORRY I WAS JUST GOING TO MY OWN LITTLE WORLD'
LEE 'COME ON YOU CAN'T KEEP THINGS TO YOURSELF ON A THURSDAY'
MAF 'WELLLL'

MAF 'BEAR WITH ME JUST ONE SECOND'
LEE 'RARRARRRARRRRAARRR'

LEE 'SHE SHOULD HAVE A REVERSE WEBCAM'
MAF 'WELL THAT'S JUST A WEBCAM ON A STICK POINTING AT YOUR FACE'
LEE 'NEW FROM LOGITECH HEADCAM ON A STICK'

LEE 'AND JAMES WANTED LOTS OF SEX'
MAF 'LET ME POKE OUT MY MIND'S EYE'

LEE 'WHAT ON EARTH IS TAMARA DOING?'
MAF 'SHOWING US HER ASS I THINK'

MAF 'SHE MUST HAVE A CANADIAN SENSE OF HUMOUR'
LEE 'WHAT NONE?'
MAF 'I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT'

MAF 'YOU KNOW HOW GRUMPY THEY ARE ABOUT CHILDBIRTH AND HOW THEY THINK IT'S REALLY PAINFUL'
LEE 'PAINFUL? WITH ALL THOSE DRUGS'
MAF 'IT'S LIKE HAVING A REALLY BIG SHIT'

MAF
'I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULDN'T USE ENERGY FROM BURNING CORPSE. LOTS OF FAT IN THERE, THEY BURN QUITE WELL'
'IT'S BETTER THAN THE HARD PLASTIC ONE'
'SOME OF US ARE DEDICATED TO THE SHOW!'
'IS SHE A YUMMY MOMMY?'
'SOMETIMES YOU LOOK AT THE CHATROOM AND GO WHO THE WHAT THE
BLINKY'S GOING ON THERE!'

LEE
'SHE HAS WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE YA LIAR!' (sorry your quotes are so few this week Lee....)





Tuesday, September 11, 2007

After a brief holiday we are all back now. Two blogs are missing due to 'life happening' but here I am again, ol' faithful, staying up all hours of the night to get this Snug Fan's blog out to the masses (who ever you may be) Without further ado here is this week's SNUG FAN'S BLOG!!



SEPT. 6

SHOW 166


PODCAST 81

The show starts with (GREEN ONIONS?) and Fluffy 'do do do doing' quietly. And then......... the longest ever{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}} weighing in at a whopping 30 seconds! Speaking of weighing in....
we are missing Lee this week because Lynett has had the baby -
wee little Naomi Kate Darcy White weighing in at 6lb 12oz.
Go to the snug's flicker page
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ to see the lovely little bundle of joy. Lee uses this as an excuse to not co-host the show. Sheese just because he'd only gotten 1 hour of sleep in a 48 hour period doesn't mean he should be able to shirk his Snug duties does it?! Really though Lee congrats to you and you Lynett on your new member of the White family!

Pirate Dave is in the house playing the part of Lee, while Lee is at home playing the part of loyal listener. You were missed Lee!

Maf talks about the Fluffy and Tamara Show and promised to do a quotes section this past weekend. (going now to see if he lived up to his promise...........................that would be a no. I can't complain much since this is blog is being written 2 days before the next live show)

We hear that Maf's holiday was busy and tiring in the hot hot Florida sun. He needs a vacation after his vacation. Dave tells us about buying a very large number of tennis balls when he was in the States in 1995 and Maf counters with his story of buying an enormous amount of crazy flavoured pop. *vom*

The chatroom is reminiscing about the last time Dave was on the show. ( a year ago)

Email arrived from a new listener. No name, just signed 'a fan'. Come on and join us in the chatroom!

Rebeca is listening live. Hello Rebeca, leave me a comment if you read this blog? Please. :o)

Earlier Maf mentioned American beer. [[[[[A Canadian cultural moment. Canadians, far back in history, have mocked Americans for their weak weak 'beer'. It is a long comedic and yet truthful tradition, that when ever someone mentions the liquid they call beer, a Canadian goes into a tirade about it's poor quality. In conclusion Canadians think it's fun to poke fun at their neighbors to the South eh.]]]]]]]

TUNE TIME - Beautiful Woman - Dr Hook

Two desperate email from Tamara during the show's 2 week break.

Maf and Dave have a look at Lee on the webcam, he's looking rough.

Dave has no idea who Scopy Steve is! Maf tries to catch him up.

SKYPE TIME Maf surprise skypes Lee. 1st try technical difficulties ensue. 2ND try it works. As mentioned Lee is running on 1 hour sleep in a 48 hour period and now he's drinking, comedy gold!

~~~~~~~~~~~A LEE PROMISE~~~~~~~~~~

Lee promises to video his snip snip operation and upload it for viewing.

(due to sleep deprivation and intoxication Lee should not be expected to keep this promise!) The conversation continues with Dave's personal experience as well as sage advice for Lee.

TUNE TIME - BNL - One Little Slip (Snip?!)

Dave is a little slow on the sliders so there is a mini {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}.

An oldies TV quiz for Dave. Makes no sense to non UK residents.

Another email arrives from Rebeca.

Dave thinks Fluffy looks like princess Leia.

TAMARA SINGS - WELCOME BACK (the theme for Welcome Back Kotter)

CindyB has been listening for almost a year! Sept 23/06 is the first time I mentioned her in the fan blog! Her Snug-aversary this year is Sept 20th!

Talk like a pirate day is coming up Sept. 19th. How will you celebrate this year?

Puppy is remembered. It's been a year. Do you listen anymore Pup? Check in!

Live scratch and win card being rubbed... will they win big money?....they won one pound! woo hoo! Put it in the 'get Tamara to the Snug before May' fund!

TUNE TIME - Six Million Dollar Man - The Blanks

Dave does not like HEROES!!! For shame! All the US shows will be starting soon!

Maf has set aside a karaoke song for next week. It is the karaoke version of a song I sent them ages ago. Will Maf remember? Will they actually sing it? Tune in to the next Snug show to find out!

CindyB wants a pirate limerick. I write one in the chatroom.

There once was a pirate named Dave

Who got lost in a very big cave

But don't you fear he'll be back in a year

Lets hope he has a wash and a shave.

HarikaraokeYou To Me Are Everything- The Real Thing

With thanks and argghhhhs this week's show ends. Goodnight!

QUOTES

PD 'SO THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME'
MAF 'QUITE OFTEN JUST RECENTLY WE'VE HAD TO DO THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES'

MAF 'YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT ON LIVE364 SO YOU CAN COUNT THE EXACTLYS'
PD 'EXACTLYS. AND HOW MANY WERE THERE?'
MAF 'I DIDN'T COUNT. BUT I MIGHT COUNT THIS WEEKEND WHEN I DO THE QUOTES SECTION'

MAF
'JUST TO PROVE I HAVE LISTENED UM UM AHHH I CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING THEY'VE SAID NOW'
'FLUFFY'S HAD GOLDFISH'
'I LIKE THE QUOTES FROM OUR SHOW AND I'M SURE THEY'D LIKE IT FOR THEIRS. IT'S ONLY FAIR'
'I FORGOT WHAT TO PRESS'
'IT'S BEEN A HARD WEEK EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN AN EASY WEEK'
'THEY'RE REMINDING ME THAT MY WEBCAM'S NOT ON AND I'M LIKE GEEZE ONE MORE THING ARRRGARGARGARGAR'
'I THINK FLUFFY'S WEBCAM BREAKS MY YAHOO MESSENGER'
'THERE ONCE WAS A PIRATE NAMED DAVE, WHO DIDN'T LIKE HEROES'


PIRATE DAVE
'WHO'S SCOPY STEVE?'
'CAN I FIDDLE WITH YOUR SLIDERS?'
'GOT CAUGHT WITH OUR PANTS DOWN.'
'THERE YA GO ANOTHER YEAR OVER'


LEE (ON SKYPE)
'THIS IS CRAZY'
'GREAT SHOW GUYS BY THE WAY'
'IS IT PIECE WORK?'
'I'M LIKE A LOOSE CANNON TONIGHT, I'VE GOT THE HOUSE TO MYSELF AND I'M ALL ALONE'

Monday, September 03, 2007

How time flies! I am 2 blogs behind and I had so much time to get them done but life has been busy. So in true Lee fashion I am declaring myself free of any past promised tasks. I will start new and fresh for the next live show! I feel tremendous guilt over my inability to make time for the blog but life will go on!

So see you next week at The Snug!!

T
xx