TAMARA'S LOG SNUG DATE JULY 27/06

*Groove in with Green onions here on the Love Boat, I mean The Snug. The Mexican trumpetist are thanked as they head out, and with that the show begins.

*The phantom noise from Maf's mic last week turns out to be Lee's mixer.

*Can you fill your electrical equiptment with spray foam? Lee's thinking it could make a great new business. ;o)

*Neither Snug webcam worked but podcast listeners don't care.

*Lee's thinking about getting himself "sectioned". I assume it means committed..."ain't it great to be crazy".

*Maf's going to London, we'll get the update this coming show I am sure.

~~~~PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG Maf's sister was on the show and talking about not having a job, as well as a bad haircut experience. Well she's got a job, her old job actually, at higher pay. Congrats Sally. How's the hair? We need a Sally hairdo update! ~~~~

*Bit of BBQ chat.

~~~~PREVIOUSLY IN THE SNUG CHATROOM...I did not say Maf and Lee went too far in the beating children bit. I just said I don't believe in beating children. I assume that they are kidding (fingers crossed I hope they are). Puppy seemed a bit taken back and Pirate Dave said pull it back fellas. Just want to be clear...~~~~

*Lee listened to The Fluffy and Tami show. Awwwwww the "exactly exactly exactly" was just for fun! Not making any point at all! No offence meant! Really!
Lee says he likes the show. Maybe I did the exactly thing too much? Maybe I should cut out the Audacity? I don't know, I was just playing around.

{{{{Almost a silence but was interrupted by reoccurring spaghetti bolognese}}}}

*Maf removes his shoes, phew those sweaty dogs fill the air with an aroma. I'm a smart ass and write in the chatroom that even I can smell them. Maf puts them back on. We can all breath a sigh of relief.

*Maf's been on holiday but still does the show! Dedication!

*Lee and Mrs. Lee have been married one year now.

*Nobody other than Fluffy has offered to do the Myspace account. There you go Fluffy the job is yours. I have an account because I wanted to be able to see the Dresden Dolls' page. (my favorite music right now)

{{{{A VERY SILENT THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}

And this is a first `````last week's silence repeated!!`````

*We are warned that it will be a "summer-y can't be assed sort of show".

*Tune Time! Prince Buster sings Enjoy Yourself.

*We revisit last week's show, masterbatathon and beating children.

*Lee wants to know if Maf sets it up to have strange people walk by his windows during the show. He doesn't, it's all random.

*I've been added to The Snug's friend's list on their myspace account. Lee thinks I should "get a job" (mumbled under his breath) LOL

* Frapper's been updated with new listeners.

*Puppy is really one of us now. He's the Snug's official checker of the site called Second Life. secondlife.com Sounds like it costs a lot of money. Puppy's report to come soon I am sure. Lee's not impressed so far.

*Maf wonders if he's just said "second island", does he? No he says "second life".

*Does Lee have a quiz for us. It may even be a "pre-Tamara" quiz.

*Lee misses the XMEN reference, (I got it! :oP)

*Lee's karaoke Wed. night was great. Some really good singers! Lee was impressed.

*Lee's been talking into the bottom of his mic for half the show.

*This site -----> http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/ <-----has generated a whole slew of penis naming... Even some of the gals name theirs... :oO (I raise my hand to say I did not generate a name)

*Maf is not a big forum guy. I have noticed the forum is rather quiet this week, I wonder if his opinion has anything to do with it.... hmmmmm....

*Lee brings up the topic of genital painting... I send a link from youtube that has them a bit flustered...The link is on the snugblog.

*Competition "E-mail us you bastards" will be drawn soon.

*At 10:10 it is realized that 10:00 has come and gone and the special 10:00 thing doesn't happen BUT next week at 10:00 Lee will be playing with his new birthday present! He's got a guitar! Infact a new spot is announced, Lee's Guitar. Every week we'll get to hear Lee learn to play. Maf gives tuning advice.

*Maf starts to say "We forget things so much........" and never finishes the sentance. They are off on several tangents.

*The link I mentioned above, has arrived and they are all a twitter. I knew it would have that effect.

*The chatroom's been talking about spanking. (I don't remember what that's all about)

*Happy Birthday to new listener Diane (are you still listening Di?)

*A bit of Cornish speak... yareet? eyeyup?

*Tamara sings There are Worse Things I Could Do (sorry everyone, I should have uped the tempo) Lee says I should do songs they can sing to. I started to do that and even changed it to "sing along with Tamara". I try to grumble about it in the chatroom but it didn't come out very well. I even quote Lee "I'm becoming more and more less important". So I'll sing stuff (or not) and if they sing, cool and if not there will be nothing to drown out my mewling. ;o)

~~~Puppy's Backtrax (just renamed) Podcast listeners send in your answers for the amazing prize of The Snug's undying loyalty. ~~~

*What ever happened to Snoozey? Where did he go? Fluffy, ask him why he doesn't come around anymore?

*The fellas are eating sweets and Fluffy wants some!

*I put numbers after my name in the chatroom just for Lee. Previous shows Lee has complained about being the only one with numbers after his name. And tonight he's not even in the chatroom! Lee wants to know how I've done it. Then everyone in the chatroom starts name changing.

* Harakarioke - Queen - Don't Stop Me Now Two other songs are started and then stopped, both by Sheryl Crow. Then they sing Tender Woman (I think) And they end the show with the rare apperance of Four Minute Warning, which is usually the end of Snug 2.

This has been this week's blog. Fluffy's blogging skills will return next week. She and I will each take on an hour of the show to blog, but will still pull quotes from the whole thing. (The quotes section is my favorite and while we seem to find a lot of the same things funny we still hear things the other has missed)
:o) I've been Tamara, Goodnight!

QUOTES
MAF
"FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE DAIRY INTOLERANT WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE CHEESE"
"YOU CAN'T BEAT HORNY MUSIC"
"UM I DON'T, I'VE NOT GOT THE BLOUND, BLOUND? WIND WINDY WINDING"
"WE WON'T SEE IF THE ONE WHEELED LADY GOES PAST TODAY PROPERLY"
"SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO IGNORE THE CHATROOM SOMETIMES"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAID"
"IT WAS QUITE SCARY REALLY, WHEN YOU SNEAK IT OUT LIKE THAT"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FORUM"
"I WISH WE PLANNED WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO IN THE SHOW BEFORE WE DID IT AND THEN WE'D BE ABLE TO LOOK REALLY CLEVER AND GO 'OH YES IT'S THAT'"

LEE
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE FROM MEXICAN?"
"I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING MYSELF SECTIONED"
"WE SOUNDED REMOTELY PROFESSIONAL FOR A SECOND THEN"
"I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE HOW BIG IT WAS"
"YOU LAUGH LOVE BUT I CAN'T TURN AROUND IN HERE"
"YOU OUGHT TO TRY HEARING IT WHEN YOU'RE RESTRAINED"
"AND I CARE ABOUT PODCASTERS TOO!"
"THAT'S GOT TO BE WORTH A BANG ON MY BELL"
"I WISH I WAS VIRTUALLY THERE"

SNUG DATE JULY 20 TAMARA'S LOG
5 4 3 2 1 GREEN ONIONS

*And the show starts with much applause and fan fair. Echo effects are on. I'm in the chat-room and in a bad mood... :o(

*The effects are short lived as they cause flash backs for Maf. My bad mood is short lived as the show goes on... :o)

*It's going to be a bit of a sex show tonight. If you offend easily then tonight's show is not for you.

*Again no snug phone...

*We are promised a 10:00 spot tonight. Will it happen? Is it back? Will there be more fan fair? It is to be seen.

*Lee goes into his bedroom voice thinking about Cornish people.

*Lee's news item www.crushmy307.co.uk It's about a young man BURP! who wants to crush his lemon of a car and return it to the dealer. He is asking for donations. He'd like to buy a new car and will donate the rest of the money to cancer research. Lee will keep us updated.

*OK now there's moaning that no one sends them anything. They do remember they've had gifts in the past. They'd like people to send money, spare change, bills, cheques and money orders accepted. Anything, any currency any amount. Buy stuff from the ads on the snug site..... Help support the Snug! bit of whining about the cost of the show's upkeep.

*Maf went to see SUPERMAN RETURNS!!! I'm not really sure if Maf liked it or not. LOL Actually he gave it rave reviews. He thought it was "bloody marvelous.

*Lee always has numbers after his name in the chat-room. It bugs him! No one else has numbers after their names.

*Lee tells a story about a one handed girl who pulled 10 pounds from her underwear. He finds out after he's handled the bill.(see the quote section)

*Fluffy's been making pomegranate vodka. I'd love to try some of that. Is there a recipe Fluffy?
It is wondered if she was making the vodka herself. Maf says it's illegal to make your own vodka. Is there some kind of prohibition I don't know about? If you can make your own beer and wine why not spirits?

*Jackie sent in her song Hello, asking the guys to play it. They do of course. It's a good tune. She may send in more!


*Then there's a scramble for the bottle opener, though Maf thinks Lee is trying to hold his hand. Lee is dying of thirst. Bottle opener is then found on the floor.

*Fluffy's link announcing London's Masturbate -a-thon. Is Fluffy going? Is she inviting Maf and Lee? It's a big public wank. Channel 4 is filming it and broadcasting. Very funny link Fluff! The fellas are all a twitter.

****~~THIS WEEK'S {HORNY} SILENCE ~~****

*There is more sex talk (as promised at the beginning of the show)

*McFly singing "Don't Stop Me Now"

*More talk of sex... Stud sex spray tested at Fluffy Lamb's work.

*More rudeness "planned" for later in the show.

*Lee has a look at Fluffy's webcam and then mine. Jazz hands. I'm in my shed. (It's HEY THAT! by the way)

*Pirate Dave needs a web-cam to do jazz hands!

*Complaints *again* about Fluffy's dark house. I think you've been nagged Fluffy.

*Happy 8th Birthday to Alex.
Lee wants to sing Happy Birthday
Maf says no, Alex is in bed.
Lee just starts singing and
Maf joins in...
Lee gets his way.

*Maf thinks I didn't get the Superman joke (that was Fluffy) I know Maf was kidding about Canada not getting Superman here BUT a Canadian is the inventor of Superman. Just to let you know. :o)

*Puppy comes in to the chat-room about now.

*Jackie (actually Paul her husband) comes into the chat-room. Big hellos all around. They are from Bermuda.

*Lee's been too busy to listen to the Fluffy and Tami show but he told me he would soon. Show 3 coming soon? Fluffy? Eh?

*"E-mail us you bastards" competition is now closed. The draw will happen next show.

*More talk of the "London thing".

*Double entendre galore.....

*The protesters are back outside Maf's house, they must know what's coming up later in the show and taken offense in advance. (a bit about beating children coming up...)

*Puppy needs to give us the link for the podcast he's working on.

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEE SUNDAY JULY 23RD!!!! Let us know how your birthday night went. Actually everyone is invited, Shelly just doesn't know it.

*Lee does a Russian Groucho Marx joke about elephants... Gotta listen to the podcast to get to hear the joke!


*Have you seen the freaky picture of Maf and Lee with their faces switched? Their names should be Laf and Mee... Go to the snug site, gallery link and click the link under the photo.

*SKYPE Who gets Skyped tonight? A bit of "you do it! No you do it!" Plans were brewing as we listen. They want to skype me, skype this other person and have me interview him... Hahaha I didn't sign into skype. First Skype attempt, second attempt both fail. Lee is still trying to get someone to answer...

*Go to the Snug blog for the "Stolen from Digg" links. 1% rule, making flaming whips, (apparently Maf thinks this is up my alley. Not with my field of dry grass. :o) )

*Maf still doesn't have his shed.

\Jeff pops in to let us know we are listening to the Snug/

*Still working on Skyping. Pirate Dave doesn't answer...

*Oh this is the part about Spanking children... All starts out with a link to a Christian site that is all for beating children. "Beat them again if they are angry"...Oh and I say in the chatroom "Spanking children should be banned" which goes on to the talk of beating children live on air...in the chatroom there is the fake headline; "podcasters advocate beating children and offer to do it on air" Which brings it back after a brief rest. Puppy doesn't seem to appreciate the idea. Maybe Fluffy will stand in the kids place and go round to get beaten every week (Maf asks)... Puppy and the lefty Canadian not liking the idea of beating children (rolled eyes in the studio) even Pirate Dave is saying pull it back fellas. LOL Some jokes work and some should be put over ones knees and and spanked soundly)

*Whatever happened to listener Rob and his group?

*Tamara sings Killing Me Softly (still have a bit of laringitus in my voice) A bit of a false start...and then Dawny sings a bit of Happy Girl (great job Dawny!)...and then I sing...(I always disappear. I don't know why but it's hard to listen to myself sing when I know other people are listening. Weird I know...)Wow that was a long song! sorry guys!

*Harikaraoke! 154, which is I Swear, and then Bring it on Home to Me

*People in Canadia have stolen "exactly" from the Snug! That's OK I say "Hey that" instead now.

* A bit of green onions and good byes to new listeners, come back next (this) week.
And with a bit of house keeping the show ends.

*I've been Tamara and this has been my version of this week's snugfans blog...

QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S FREAKING ME OUT MAN"
"WE LOVE HAVING YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE BEING HAD"
"IT'S A BIT OF A SEX SHOW TONIGHT" (thanks to Fluffy)
"MAGNERS THAT'S THE WAY YOU GET IT UP AT NIGHT"
"SUPERMAN RETURNS IS BLOODY MARVELOUS THAT'S THE END OF THE REVIEW"
"OH DEJA VU SUPERMAN 'S BEEN SPINNING AROUND THE WORLD"
"I'M SORRY TO BIG THAT ONE UP FOR EVERYBODY"
"YOU GO AND YOU "COME" AND YOU GO"
"MULTI TASKING SCIENTIFIC PROOF IT DOESN'T WORK" (spoken like a true male, I multitask all the time!)
"FLUFSTER IN PIXILATED GLORY"
"YOUR ONION'S GOT TO LAST 20 SECONDS"

LEE
"WE'LL ONLY PLAY IT IF WE LIKE IT SO DON'T SEND US ANY CRAP"
"IT IS CLASS, IT'S CLASS IN A GLASS"
"SHOULD WE, IS IT NEARLY, OH MY GOSH IS THAT ALL IT IS?"
"I THINK I MANAGED TO GET INTO THE THE, EH WHERE AM I?"
"I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE LESS IMPORTANT"
"A BIRD WITH ONE HAND'S GOT TEN IN THE BUSH"
"MAYBE SHE LAUGHING AT SOMETHING WE'RE GOING TO DO IN A MINUTE"
"IF ANYONE EVER COMES ACROSS A SCAMPY FLAVOURED TENNER"
"WHEN A MAN YOU NEVER MET BEFORE SUDDENLY GIVES YOU FLOWERS, THAT'S STUD"
"WE WERE GREAT APART FROM ME"
"MORE E-MAIL THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT"
"START WEARING PURPLE ELEPHANTS"
"SKYPEY DIAPER THIS IS FULL OF SHIT"
"RIGHT PUSH MY 307"
"WET TRIED TO SKYPE YOU"
"I GAVE YOU 9 MINS OF ONIONS, THAT'S IT"

Flufys log
Snug date: 20072006
Show no: 115
Podcast: 28


Woohoo! Welcome to the show

Tami is in a bad mood tonight, the guys are under strict instruction to be 'funnier than usual' to cheer her up....... Do they do it? Listen to find out.

Apparently we're in for a bit of a sex show tonight - Thank god this is radio and not TV!!

General housekeeping - Lee get your arse in gear with the snug phone!!

No Magners tonight, Lee has had to resort to having Becks.... this makes him slip into his bedroom voice.

Lee's website of the week - www.crushmy307.co.uk Have a look and donate towards the crushing of the cursed car. Maf sounds utterly bored throughout Lee's spiel. Lee mentions donating to the appeal, this sends Maf into a mini rant about us listeners not donating to the show!!! Come on, do you really think ranting is gonna make a difference, we (listeners in general, obviously not Tami and I cos, we do everything! ;o) ) don't even make an effort to donate even if there's something in it for us! :oP

More cinematic reviews this week - Maf has been to see Superman returns. His review goes as follows - 'Superman returns is bloody marvelous, that's is the end of the review' Nice one! Hehehe!

Lee tells us of a handless woman that comes into his work, you really need to listen to this - ewww!

I've been making Pomegranate vodka. Recipe for Tami - Add fruit to vodka, leave for a few weeks and voila! :oD

Tune: Jackie Ayres - Hello

Listener link (sent in by me... Sorry! ) masturbate-a-thon 2006.... This leads to much mirth and plenty of one liners ( way too many to quote)
In answers tot he questions asked....
1. I sent it because it made me laugh
2. No I'm not going
3. You can organise your own bloody Snug Wank! :oP

2 Guys, 2 minutes, all over! Hahahahaha!

*this weeks silence* Preempted by the thought of tag team wanking!

Lee seems keen to go to wankathon 2006, the virtues of viagra are discussed, like it stops you falling out of bed!

Tune: McFly - Don't stop me now.

Jazz Hands
Pirate Dave is encouraged to get a webcam!

Yet again, the guys whinge about my house being dark - IHAVE ALL MY LIGHTS ON WHEN i HAVE MY WEBCAM ON! (I'm shouting this as I tell them every week! ) It's my webcam that is shite, I need a new/better one!

Happy Birthday to Rebeccas son Alex, who's 8.

Jackie and Paul (Ayres) join us in the chatroom... Lovely to 'meet' you, and great song too! :oD

Dave - Not everyone is from Meladin!!

Apparently it goes 'all random' in the chatroom - Come and join us on a Thursday to find out if it really does. :oD

Lee - You need to listen to the F&T show - for christ sake we have to listen to yours! :oP

No more entries for the 'EMAIL US YOU BASTARDS' competition.

More protestors outside the window - in totty and chav form.

Puppy plans his own podcast - 'This week in geek' Let us know when it's done Pete... We need to have a listen! :oD

It's (was) Lees birthday on Sunday - Happy belated Birthday - How old?!?!?!

Go see the 'spaz boys' on the website, when your there check out the Snugs TV debut!

Time to crank up the skype....

Stolen from Digg - The 1% rule
Make your own flaming whip
Vote for the worst sound in the world
Christians smack children

Nobody wants to be skyped... again....

Maf upsets T about child spanking

Tamara sings - a little bit, then we stop for a bit for a jingle (Lee's on form tonight) We hear a bit of Dawny's song (nice one Dawny) and finally we get to hear T! Yay!! She's sings killing me softly.

Hari karaoke: I swear - All 4 one ( correct me if I'm wrong on this one)
Bring it on home to me - Don't know who sang that.

Lee tells us a spider story...... he's been reading too many vacuous bint magazines again!

And here endeth my blog (well it does after the quote section anyway :oP )........

QUOTES

LEE
'We'll only play it if we like it, so don't send any crap'
'It's not half bad, in fact it's doubly good'
'That's a bird puller that!'
'Weve got a couple of hours to kill, we can do what we like'
'Shall we.... oh! Maybe not, is that all the time is?'
'Where am I'
'I'm getting more and more less important'
'A bird with no hand, has got 10 in her bush'
'If anyone comes across a scampi flavoured tenner'
'What a weirdo'
'have you got a tissue'
'When a man suddenly gives you flowers, that's stud'
'Get your resolutions out for the lads'
'Skyper diaper, it's full of shit'
'You've got the jazz'


MAF
'It's freaking me out man!'
'We love having you, as much as you love being had'
'Magners... it's how you get it up at night'
'You just have to suck on David Beckham'
'Take a step back! eh! eh!'
'You're a chump!'
'Why don't you put Jackie on... I'm sure she'll fit'
'It's way past wee time'
'He's trying to hold my hand'
'You leave that whatsit alone!'
'It's on the floor, numbnuts'
'What I really wanted was an AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!'
'Aren't webcams brilliant'
'You go and you come and you go'
'We didn't pay him to say it'
'That sounded like a triangle being hit by a horse'
'In all our masturbatory glory'
'Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn'
'Hello, my name's Wet, would you like to come to London'
'That's spanking children, not your monkey!'
'A mock turtle neck'
'Pirate Dave was the first one to come'

Fluffy's Log
Snug date: 13072006
Show 114
Podcast 27

As per we start off with Green onions.

Lee gets more stick for being anti podcasters.

Maf lets us know that its been 19 years since he's had (as us humans call) a hangover - damn that Magners

Ello to new listener Puppy - Yay for listening live! :oD

Review - Pirates of the carribean. I don't expect T took much notice of this bit as she probably went into her barenaked pirates of the carribean fantasy. ;o)

T has stopped saying the word 'exactly' and now says 'Hey ya' instead.

Lee discriminates again - You have to physically meet him to get him to play you a song on air!

Yahoo & MSN messengers merge.

Jazz hands gallery - Send your jazz hands pictures in!

The guys get excited over some new Snuggettes - Pictures ont he website soon.

More Magners discussion.
T is looking for some good TV to watch - send us some suggestion or post them on the forum.

Tune timey - Sandi Thom - I wish I was a punk rocker (prawn cracker, bank robber)

Maf blames the show for his drinking habits.

The discussion takes a surreal turn from websites... to bombs... to Def Leppard, and drummers with stick attatched to their stumps!

Space cakes - Maf was unimpressed with the space cakes from Amsterdam, they didn't have an affect on him apparently apart from making 'shooting stars' really funny - Big effect I'd say!

Hehehehehehe! The guys do a 'ventriloquist dummy in a box' 'sketch'

Skype time - Puppy gets skyped ( poor thing!) Arrrrrrrr!

Send us in your Pirate names

Lee has a whinge about the non-posters on the forum... Pot...Kettle... Black. Me thinks!

Techy moment *yawn*

Tune time - Rob Storm - Under Pressure

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Maf drinks wee!

Tamara sings...... or maybe not, Lee can't play it 8-|

Lee dreams about doing the show by himself, then proceeds to spill his drink everywhere.
Whilst he's cleaning up we get another tune. Rob Storm again this time doing China Girl.

Stolen from Digg...

Monkeys playing packman
Soduku solving

Harikaraoke - Cinedrella Rockafella

OoooooOOOooooo.... a possible SnugTV - Scary biscuits!

And after a bit more waffle... here endeth the show!


QUOTES

LEE
Avoid hangovers, stay drunk
WOOF! International talk like a puppy day.
I'm a Cornish pasty
I've been dead
Tenage mutant ninja hero fat cat
Life's just a big apple breeze at the moment
Bloody lovely that!
Is he an I.T. guy, an S.H.I.T. guy?
No hands makes you talk funny does it?
She blew a scary at me.
God! You're picky
Ideas come.... Ideas go.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
Gone!
He was a rally driver you idiot!

MAF
There's a woman with one wheel passing my house!
So yeah! (x loads)
My pencils run out
Anybody, it's shawaddywaddy's cousin
She's so liberal she need putting over my knee for a spank
A faterosexual
Jazz stumps
Don't do a pirate Dave on me..
Pirate Fluffy Dave
Puppy might be the person to stalk too
POOF!
Mail us with your error messages please
Looking into the red light wont work.

TAMARA'S LOG SNUG DATE JULY13

Start with Green onions, a few mighty pirate ARRRRRRs and a ding of the bell. (the bell is back!)

*Lee back pedals and says he's not againts podcast listeners. Maybe Lee should actually listen to his own show so he knows what he thinks about stuff so he can remember. kidding (not that you read this blog or anything Lee ~ I figure if nagging hasn't worked then goading is the next best thing)

*After drinking Magners during last week's show Maf woke with a hang-over the next day.

*There's a new listener, Puppy, who joined us in the chatroom. Welcome!

*Both Maf and Lee went to see The Pirates of the Caribbean. Lee didn't know Johnny Depp based Captain Jack Sparrow on Keith Richards! Even I knew that!
They attempt to discuss is without giving anything away. I haven't seen it yet, and am looking forward to it.

*Maf is distracted by the goings on outside his window.

*If you see Lee out and about, make a request and he'll play it. Not applicable to anyone outside Prestatyn.

*MSN and YAHOO joining their IM, go to the show notes for the link...

*Send Lee a photo of you doing Jazz Hands and he'll post them.
Maf gets into a tizzy when he remembers he had a photo of breasts (in bras) sent to him. Giggle fit, Lee's miffed that Maf hadn't sent it to him right away. In the "good old days" the Snug got actual breasts sent in...ok photos of actual real breasts.

*"DCI Hunt needs a slap" I say in the chatroom, and it sets Maf off. My liberal attitude needs punishing apparently. DCI Hunt is the bloke that sits in the back of every man's head, according to Maf. There is moaning about not being able to say whatever potentially offensive thing occurs....when suddenly they catch site of a listener's bottom on webcam(you know who you are ;o) ) which then leads to *****THIS WEEK'S SILENCE*****

*lemonade and cider do not mix!

*Tune/Wee time I WISH I WAS A PUNKROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR

*Fatra-sexual phenomenon was invented here tonight on the Snug.

*OfF oN a TAngEnT...HeRe tHEre ANd EvERyWheRE.... Talking about Space Cake, magic mushrooms and the limited trips Maf has taken in his life, Lee has even less experience. I on the other hand have loads of experience! LOL Maf wants to interview me about my experiences. Bring it on! is my response.

*Lee calls my bedroom a shed and then a chicken coup! All the walls in this part of the house are wood...not very nice but at least it smells slightly better than a chicken coup.

*SKYPE TIME; They skype Puppy without warning and don't give him the chance to turn off the show. ARrrrrrrrr! He's in London, he found the show through the BBC...he came home early from the pub to have a listen. A new member for the Snug family.

*Fluffy needs better lighting for her webcam image....

*The Forum, a place for Fluffy and I to meet and chat. OK not really, anyone can join and post...erm even you too Lee

*Computer doobery thingy talk, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do...............................................................................................
Dell...good service. I agree, they're friendly. Lee talks more doobery thingy that even Maf doesn't understand.

*TUNE TIME; Under Pressure by Rob Storm, a friend of the Snug and potentially a future guest.

***** almost a second THIS WEEK'S SILENCE****but Maf puts a stop to it.

*We wait around for Lee to find Rob's website but isn't able to find it for awhile.... which is www.virtualbowie.co.uk

*Tamara sings?......no because I dissed DCI Hunt, they did not play my song. The excuse was Lee's computer wouldn't play it....Maf goes for a wee and Lee trys to figure it out, then Lee chats about the Snug website and then brags about being all professional and how he doesn't need Maf...then he realizes he actually does need Maf and proceeds to spill his Magners all over the whole studio... Maf's a good sport on air, wonder if Lee gets it when the mics are turned off... :o)

*No one has volunteered to take up the Snug's "my space" page...Maf must have missed that Fluffy said somewhere that if no one else volunteered, she'd do it.

*Maf will put the list of his books online for me... I do love books.

*Banning stand-by. I need this explained to me... Our tvs are on or off. Why would someone have their tv on stand-by? I get slightly mocked for not knowing. My tv doesn't have a remote for it so I use a bamboo stick. Primitive but it works.

*Hari-karaoke Little Lady I Love, very amusing!!! Jazz hands!

*NWTV want to meet up with Maf and Lee.

*What ever happened to the 10:00 spot. Every Thursday we were promised something big at 10:00 and for weeks now it has been forgotten...

*The show ends with a bit of tounge tied talking...

This has been my version of this weeks blog, good night!

QUOTES
MAF
"I THINK ON FRIDAY MORNING I WOKE UP WITH WHAT YOU HUMANS CALL A HANG OVER"
"THERE'S A LADY WITH ONE WHEEL PASSING MY HOUSE"
"SO YEA"
"I'M NOT THINKING THAT MAYBE I SHOULDN'T"
"BACK WHEN WE FIRST STARTED WE GOT ACTUAL BREASTS"
"IF MY WEE CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE MAGNERS I'D BE WORRIED"
"I'VE GOT AN OLD LADY STOOD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, SHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING SHE'S JUST STOOD THERE"
"IF IT'S GOING TO TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF IT'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR FACE OFF"
"YOU'VE BLOWN IT NOW, CANADA'S GOING TO STOP LISTENING"
"GET OFF MY MAGNERS"
"ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHERE A IS REALLY GOOD AND F IS HOWARD THE DUCK I GIVE THIS FILM A THUMBS UP
"WE'LL PUT TAMARA SINGS ON NOW, I COULD DO WITH A WEE"
LEE
"I SPEND MORE ON MAGNERS THAN I DO ON PETROL"
"PUT THE PLACARD DOWN AND LEAVE THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE"
"I'M GOING TO WEE SOME ORANGE"
"IF YOU'RE FAT AND YOU LIKE NICE NAILS COME AND JOIN ME"
"CACE-SPAKE WOW CACE-SPAKE"
"I'M VERY NOT LOGICAL"
QUOTES FROM THE CHATROOM
PUPPY "I CAN'T LISTEN THIS ON THE TUBE, I KEEP LAUGHING AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU A BIT STRANGE"

Fluffys Log
Snugdate: 06072006

It's Thursday.......... Show 113, podcast 26 - The One after Jeff!

Duw not even a couple of minutes into the show and were going on about Jeff already! Ha!

Slight dissapointment at the lack of new returning listeners.

Some people listen to the show at double speed! Fab idea! :oP

Anyone want to take over the Snugs My space account? If not I'l do it.... Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!! (It might not get done if I do it though.)

Lee doen't cater for podcasters, which is fair enough (IMO) because they give no feedback! So podcast listeners - EMAIL US YOU BASTARDS!!

If you're reading this now, then you've missed the caption competition.

Pop quiz results! 2 winners were picked from the *cough*huge*cough* list of people who entered, they were Diane from Glasgow, and me! Come on peeps, lets have some more effort!!

Sorry guys no pigtails, and no flirting! :oP

This weeks silence......

Tune - Girogypsies - Gypsy ride

Mrs Maf is listening, come join in the chatroom! :oD

Lee starts recycling - Maf gets on his soap box!

We discuss the joys of candles. Mind out of the gutter peeps ;o)

Mafs dad used to do hospital radio, I wonder if he sounds like Chris Evans too.

Maf thinks he invents an underwater hotel, but he's beaten to it... one already exits.

Tin foilf hats - have a look on the blog to see the link to the website

Lee's been reading Sharon Osbournes autobiography

Now the giggles start.....





and keep going.........





and going.........



A bit of chat about Mafs Blackpool trip, and Lee gets Anal about postcodes.

A Tami Skype!! Bless the ickle croaky voice. Great version of killing me softly too Hehehehe!

Harikaraoke - The woman in me - Shania Twain






Quotes -

Maf
Distilled from mingers knickers, that's what gives it it's flavour.
That'll learn me!
Not that we cheat at anything like this...
Light me! Light me!
Let me refresh my steps a little
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!


Lee
I blame Matalan
Exactly
Nice!
Here we go Yabadabbadoo!
How sick is that!
Had Rod Hulls arm up your arse
No wonder I have sweaty ears


Would have done a better blog, but someone put a really short podcast up over the weekend.....

TAMARA'S LOG SNUG DATE JULY 6TH

Big start with Green Onions as per usual. The first show after the Jeff Daniels interview.

*Disclaimer ~ if you are offended by anything on the Snug....whatever....

*Apparently some podcast listeners, listen to their podcasts double speed.

*Snug phone up and working, finally. Some begging for people to get in touch.

*Where did all the new listeners go? Far far away...come back! come back!!!

*As it is late in Wales during the live show and only 1:00 in the afternoon for me, there is concern about my daughter's ears. Well no worries, I use earphones to listen. She is well protected from the vile radio gods' influences.

*Maf begs for a volunteer for someone to do their "my space" site. At first there are somewhat subliminal suggestions that Fluffy do it...whisper whisper...but because of her lateness with last week's blog, Fluffy get's a bit dissed. Can't wait for Fluff's blog about this. ;o) I was also later than usual with last weeks' blog entry, it has been noticed. And here I thought no one noticed the hard work Fluffy and I do.

*Caption compition, live show only...


*Lee has a moan about podcast listeners not e-mailing. Since I download the podcast to do the blog, I e-mailed them saying I am a podcast listener. Now come on, if you listen to the podcast "e-mail them you bastards!"

*Winner for last week's compition. Only two people entered. Fluffy and new listener Diane Howard from Glasgow. Fluffy got more right but each will get a mug from "what's your drink" for their efforts.

*Lee forgot (of course) that he was to do blog for the Fluffy and Tami show. (exactly, exactly, exactly) Hmmmm does anybody beside Maf listen? Let us know.

*First caption suggestion comes in from Fluffy "no that's the wrong ball" Two more come in on the Snug phone; "I'll return the favor the next time you go down" and "ok so your hands weren't anywhere near the ball" from Dylan in Bangor. Unfortunatly no winner was declared

* Last week's answers for the pop quiz. I knew most of them but not enough to enter. It was pretty hard, though I did get the Black Eyed Peas' "Pump It" Two winners, two mugs, all year till they get them.

*Red sky at night sailor's delight, red sky in the morning sailors warning...Lee was wondering...

*collective ~sigh~

*A brief recording from me ~ with laringitus ~ LOL I think it's funny!

*Fluffy distracts the fellas with her pig tails which leads into ~~~~~THIS WEEK'S SILENCE~~~~~

*Tune time ~ Gyro Gypsies

*Lee's against recycling and Maf gets up on his soap box, ranting about the selfish planet savers, only thinking about humans... Lee's just lazy.

*I've noticed an increase in the number of times Lee says "exactly", not complaining, just noticing.

*Bit of complaining about women and candles...And then shock and horror, Fluffy is to attend a candle party the next day. The fellas go off on a bit of a "tangent". Chit chat about the parties women go to, candle, tupperware etc. I have never gone to any such "ladies'" party.

*Maf found out last week that his dad did a radio program in his youth.

*Maf invents a hotel under water, but sorry it's already been done. Here's a link http://www.jul.com/ Lee talks about cave homes http://www.escapeartist.com/OREQ11/Cave_Houses.html www.cavehousesinspain.com

And ice hotel http://www.icehotel-canada.com/en/images/photos/index.en.php

* Tin foil hats http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/index.html

*Lee is reading Sharon Osborn's biography. He is actually surprised Ozzy was/is? a big jerk. Sharon has had quite the life.

*A bit of talking around a subject that will NOT be discussed...~winkwink~

*Britain's TV license charges confuse me. The guys chat about potential new fees for people who own computers.

*Bad news about people filling balls with concrete. Sad and dangerous, someone even died.

*Naughty watches, Maf is gutted that they are not for sale. A plea goes out, find Maf porno watches he can buy!

*Breaks down to silliness and accents.

*A little more about Maf's holiday away.

*Fluffy plays with her hair, is she flirting? I think Maf and Lee are sucking up to make up for dissing her earlier on.

*Lee's disappointed in getting only a few entries for tonight's competition.

*Skype time, they give me a call. They poke a little fun, but that's ok, it's all in fun! I croak my way through but I don't really have much to say...Though I am brave and bring up the subject of *s*e*x*, because I know they were going to do it. I shock them a little...LOL We chat about Life on Mars. It's funny how we view it so differently. The Gene Hunt attitude makes me want to travel back in time just to slap the faces of those kind of guys. DCI Hunt is Maf and Lee's favorite. With the delay I keep interrupting Lee. He suggests that they should be able to call during the Fluffy and Tami show. A bit of flattery happens but then they end the call really fast when I croak out a line or two of "Killing Me Softly". LOL

*After the skype they talk more about DCI HUNT. I think he's a great character, but if I were to meet someone really like him, I'd be walking away so fast.

*I'd like to know something...How does TV work over there, do you have a time of year when show start? Here most shows have a season of fall to late spring, then summer is mostly reruns. Life on Mars was only 8 episodes, is that usual? And why the heck do we have to wait so long for then next season? Anyway back to the blog.

*This and that till HARIKARAOKE, which is....a sweet rendition of "The Woman In Me"...which suddenly and sadly breaks...Upcomes "Fever", then...something in a Russian accent, quite funny!

Well this has been my version of this week's blog, stay tuned for Fluffy's.

I've been Tamara, goodnight.
QUOTES
MAF
"THE THING IS ABOUT HAVING A BIG AUDIENCE IS THAT MORE PEOPLE CAN COMPLAIN"
"YOU MAKE FRIENDS YOU ADD FRIENDS AND DOOBERY WHATSIT"
"I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO MIX WITH MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC"
"IT'S MORE LIKELY WE'LL GET SOMETHING DONE IF WE GIVE IT TO TAMARA"
"I DON'T KNOW WE DON'T GIVE NUMBERS OUT THEY'RE SO SMALL IT'S EMBARRASSING"
"THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A COMPITION RUNNING CALLED 'E-MAIL US YOU BASTARDS' IT'S NOT CALLED THAT FOR A REASON"
"ARE WE GIVING THE BLOWJOB RULE OUT?"
"SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE TAMARA'S AUDACITY AWAY FROM HER"
"SHE SAID SHE'D LISTEN EVERY SINGLE DAY"
"BY THE LOOKING AT MY WATCH OF NESS, GOD I'M TALKING LIKE YODA, IT COULD BE TUNE TIME"
"IT'S BLOODY WOMEN AND THEIR CANDLES"
"IF I GOT FLUFFY OR TAMARA TO DO IT, IT WOULD BE DONE."
"EXACTLY, I'M NOT SAYING THAT AGAIN, I MIGHT END UP ON THE TAMI AND VITOR...VICTORIA??? WHO THE FUCKS VICTORIA?!?!"
"TWO-hundred AND FARTY-THREE"

LEE
"HARD WORK WITH A CAPITAL 'H W' "
"I VERY NEARLY NODDED IN WORK WITH A CUSTOMER IN FRONT OF ME"
"SCARY BISCUITS" (again)
"THAT'S REVERSE PHYCHOLOGY IF I EVER HEARD OF IT"
"I'VE GOT SWEATY EARS"
"OH GOD THAT'S NOT APPLES"
"WHAT GETS ME IS ~~BURP~~I'VE JUST RECYCLED THAT!"
"DOESN'T THE BRAIN DO WONDERFUL THINGS"
"I'VE REALLY GOT A CRICK IN MY URMMM NECK"
"I KINDA LIKE THAT VOICE THOUGH.......IT DOES THINGS FOR ME
"ALL SHE GETS IS JAZZ HANDS"
"WELL I'M DRIPPING NOW INIT?"

Fluffys Log
Snug date: 29072006

The Snug with THE Jeff Daniels!!

Well the tension has been mounting all day (well all week) but there's definatly been more of a buzz today, The Snug on the news, New members on the forum.Will it be good.... you decide?

As usual we start off with Green Onions..... Have we got arguably the most important show for you!!

General housekeping, not that we need it this week, EVERYBODY seems to know where we are today!! :oD

There has been a record amount of hits on the website (this general theme runs through the whole show.... little things and all that! ;o)

A big hello to all the news listeners.... fresh blood.... Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Lee makes a joke so wheres the bell?? Damn having to tidy for the reporters!

THE interview looms......

The guys were sooo excited and the general conversation is centred around the new (and old listeners) We virtually have listeners for Lands End to John O'Groats! Wow!

Lee shows us his bedroom voice -Hahahahaha!


Ooooh Maf gets more excited than usual, why? Because an email arrives from Michigan... and Michigan is important why? Listen to find out ;o)

BEEP, BEEP - The fans/protesters are outside... Oh the fame!

Big up for pirate Dave, he did well last week. Who made him a pirate, was it the Snug or Dave himself. Let us know!

A chat about Snug 2, Podcast listeners are really missing out, maybe a special Snug 2 podcast is called for!

Want to see a scary picture? Go to the gallery on the Snug website.

The Snug are SO famous even Gaijin a go-go saw them on the news in New York!

*This weeks silence*

New competition - The Pop Quiz. The prize will be a mug for www.whatsmydrink.com (Shelly's company)


The interview is on its way......

Congrats to Pirate Dave who got a 2 1 in his degree!

Hello to newbie Ben *waves*

Loads more emails

Lee does David ;o)

OMG!! IT'S HERE

maybe not... technical difficulties. New peeps... you'll get used to this, it's a common occurance. ;o)

And here it is...

The interview (should really have a separate blog of it's own!) Great job Maf! :oD

And the hype carries on!!

Giggles all 'round about the quiz prizes... Maf has a 'senior moment'

Harikaraoke - Only sixteen ( I think)






QUOTES

LEE SAYS
'Is that our stats or our intended year of demise'
'I'm very restrained during the show'
'I do let the odd bugger past my lips'
'Oh my god, these guys are nuts!'
'You're more like a fat Rodney Trotter'
'Scary biscuits'
'You sound like the donkey out of shrek'
'I need a wee'
'This is my toilet accent'
'Three at a time - Fabulous!'
'I'm getting all hot and sweaty now'
'You dickhead'
'It's international make your own prizes day'
'It's our show!'


Maf says
We're not Radio Gods for no reason you know'
'You know we're famous cos my sister's listening'
'We haven't lost anyone so we musn't be talking enough shit'
'I meant 15 thousand not a thousand and an 'alf'
'Oooh I haven't got my teeth in'
'They can pull it out of their ass'
'I just take ym pants off'
'The Snug will go on'
'Meh!'
'I can't talk cos I've drunk too much cider'
'It's our show!'
'Oh I've turned into a radio God'

Andrew Smith says -
Rewind the show!I missed loads of top quality nonsense'


Jeff Daniels says
'International fart like a pirate day??'
'Arggghhhhhhh me matey'
'Hi, I'm Jeff Daniels and your listening to the Snug!'

TAMARA'S LOG SNUG DATE JUNE 29 (the most important Snug to date)

*Wow what's going on? The Snug is getting all sorts of attention, local papers, BBC Wales news AND people e-mailing all day (actual people, not just Fluffy and I). A months worth of stats all in one day!

*Starts with many thanks, to new listeners, podcast listeners, people who have signed up...

*Welcome to new listeners. Come and join us in the chatroom if you listen live.

*Even Maf's sister listened live and was in the chatroom with us...

*The BBC were in Maf's house, if you missed the interview go to snugradio.co.uk.

*Lee exposes his "bedroom voice".

*Get involved, get into the chatroom, direct the guys...they are your puppets!

*This just in... e-mail from Michigan USA...

*Maf wonders how they ended up calling Dave Pirate Dave. I actually went back in the blogs to try to find this information out... this is what I came up with; back on March 9th Maf tells an angry pirate joke, no more blogs for March and then April 20 Lee says "Barenaked Pirates of the Caribbean", not relevant really, just wanted to give you the visual gift. Then April 13th I am referring to him as Pirate Dave... The information is probably in the times in which there is no blog. So if anyone wants to listen back or if any podcast listeners have gone back to listen from the podcast beginnings, let us know; "when did Maf and Lee start referring to Dave as Pirate Dave?"

*Snug 2, listen after the 2 hours of nonsense there is another hour or less, sometimes much much less, of singing and the real funniness happens. Lee says "exactly" and doesn't even notice :op

*Jeff Daniels coming up at 9:45

*The fellas are practically giddy with the numbers this week.

****this week's silence****


*This week's competition...20 songs name the songs and artists... win a "name your drink" mug. http://www.whatsmydrink.com/

*A big welcome to Ben, he promises he here to stay! He joined the forum too! More and more great e-mails... So great!

*Lee shares his Beckham accent.

*JEFF DANIELS INTERVIEW!!! Maf did a fab job! Have a listen!!

*Maf forgets what the prize is for Lee's contest... Fluffy and I are are not the only ones who have giggle fits!

*A bit more chitchat, a joke and harikaraoke...
I've been Tamara and this ends this week's (late) blog...
Good night!




QUOTES
MAF
"VETTED BY OUR TWO TOP LISTENERS WHO'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME EVEN WHEN WE WERE CRAP AND THAT'S TAMARA AND FLUFFY"

"WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE ON THE CAMERA IT LOOKED ALRIGHT"

"FANS OUTSIDE, BETTER THAN PROTESTERS LIKE WE NORMALLY GET"

"YOU REALLY SCREWED YOUR FACE UP IN THAT ONE"

"IT MIGHT ONLY LAST ONE DAY AND ALL YOU LIVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JOINED US MIGHT NOT COME BACK BUT BY GOLLY IT'S BEEN A GOOD DAY"

"BACK WHEN I WERE A LAD I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WERE FUNNY"


LEE
"I'M VERY RESTRAINED DURING THE SHOW"

"I'VE DONE ALL MY TALKING I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT"

"IF HE TOOK MY PLACE THEN HE'D HAVE BEEN TALKING GIBBERISH FOR 2 HOURS"

"I HAVEN'T GOT AN ARRRRRGHHHH"

"MY BODY ON YOUR FACE IS JUST WEIRD"

"I NEED A WEE"

"SO BASICALLY I'M GOING TO BE DRUNK ALL WEEK"

"IT'S INTERNATIONAL MAKE YOUR OWN PRIZES DAY"