Monday, August 28, 2006

Dear fans of 'Snug Fans", fan blog.
I regret to inform you that I will not be able to blog last weeks Snug show.
I am hardly ever busy but it was my dear daughter's birthday on the 23rd. Plus there were art classes, dentist appointments, the family birthday; (dinner and golf), her birthday party, piece work and working at the Saturday market the past two weekends.... As well as all the usual life stuff, eating, sleeping etc...

Long story short, I just don't think I'll be able to get to it...
Not sure if Fluffy Lamb will be blogging either. She is MIA... or living life...or something... :o) You were missed last week Fluff!

T

Monday, August 14, 2006

TAMARA'S LOG SNUG DATE AUG. 10TH

*Green Onions, applause, and it's another Snug.

*Maf starts out not being able to find his blog, but quickly recovers it.

*Lee hallucinates Fluffy Lamb stripping. And then there's my new haircut. (buzz cut to be more accurate) Maf has a quite serious throat infection so short show again this week.

*youtube.com View Maf and Lee's youtube debut, snugtv. They have inspired me to have a go, coming soon.

*Now my house looks like a taxi station...It use to look like a chicken coop, now taxi stand.

*My hair is discussed again, yes it is very short. The Snug phone goes off...me wondering if I really look that bad. No no they say, just more severe, lovely but severe.

*Fluffy needs a new web-cam, hers is pants. I think the Snug needs a new competition with a webcam as the prize!

*Maf had a weekend dining experience that was less than wonderful. Atmosphere was chavish, the food mediocre, absence of prawn crackers and service was 'poo'.

* TUNE TIME Cell Block Tango - Chicago Sound Track

*Lee's got big ideas for snugtv. Maf reads out forum suggestions. Go to the forum under Snug Suggestions and the thread snug , to have a look. Lots of great ideas.

*Speaking of the forum, we all have a pirate designation, again have a look. Lee's a cabin boy as he has very few posts... 35 to be exact.


*Fluffy's daughter is awake and waving to Maf and Lee on the webcam.
Funniness ensues with Maf and Lee going B-Horror flick. .


*Maf's been playing Gun this week, some cowboy game similar to Grand Theft Auto.


*Maf says I look like the evil severe woman from superman...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Douglas
I go put a hat on and look like a cancer patient. Fluffy and I make our webcam images bigger.

*Maf discovered free cycle. A great way to get or give stuff...

*goofbay.com great for finding cheap stuff on ebay.

*A very funny audio bit with a lovely Irish girl wanting to blow up her school! Very funny.

* E-mail from Rebecca, her husband has triple citizenship. Rebecca is someone Maf works with, come to the chat Rebecca! :o)

*Fluffy's COMPETITION mug has been sent, Di's as well.

*Tamara Sings - CCR - Have You Seen the Rain? Maf and Lee had not heard that one. I thought I was safe doing a CCR song...

*Lee does a lag test, on the count of 3 hold up 5 fingers...I was first, then Fluffy (who's cheeky and holds up 4 fingers from 1 hand and 1 from the other hand) and then Glyn. me 28 seconds, 39 seconds Fluffy, 45 seconds aprox. Canada ROCKS!!

*Maf's running out of things to say, yes you read it correctly MAF...RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY!!! :oO

*Tune time - Come to the Circus

*I am the official archive keep, I am doing simplified show notes for the archive starting at show one, posting on the forum.

{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE....Remembering Thai women....}}}}}

*NOTHING HAPPENED AT 10:00 TONIGHT but next week Lee will play a jazz spot. Also noted no Lee's guitar spot either!

*Will Lee learn to play his guitar? Lee believes he will, Maf is doubtful. Bets are in order. ;o)

*Harikaraoke - 9 to 5

*The show is building back up slowly, this week is longer than last but not as long as usual. No Snug 2 for ages.

*The show ends with the usual chit chat, house keeping etcetera etcetera...

*This is my version of the events which transpired on August 10 2006.


QUOTES

LEE "IF ANYONE WANTS TO TURN THEMSELVES DOWN THEY'RE MORE THAN WELCOME"
"WE'VE GOT A NEW LISTENER IN CANADA CALLED SHAWN"
"CAMPAIGN ON A WEDNESDAY"
"AM I A BARNACLE?"
"YOU'RE A NASTY PASTY"
"FLUFFY DO US A FAVOR DUCK CAN YOU MAKE YOUR CAMERA BIGGER CAUSE YOU'RE JUST ALL PIXELY"
"I CAN SEE FLUFFY I CAN SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!!"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A MURDERER THAT THE JUDGE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE"
"I'VE GOT SOME EMTPY TINS OF CHOPPED TOMATOES ANYBODY WANT THAT?"
"ALL FOR FLUFFY AND TAMI AND ONLY 50% OF THEM CAN BE BOTHERED"
"TAMARA'S GOT WORMS, SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE SHOW!"
"GLYN'S GIVING ME THE V'S THAT'S THE SECOND TIME I'VE HAD THAT TONIGHT, I HAVEN'T ASKED TO SEE YOUR BOOBS WHAT'S THAT ABOUT"
"THERE'S SOME STUFF HERE THAT'S REALLY YOU KNOW IT'S... IT'S... IT'S... YOU"
"MAYBE WE COULD TALK A BIT MORE NOW THE PINK PANTHER'S GONE"

MAF "GO TO OUR MASSIVELY THREADED FORUM"
"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WALKED INTO A RESTAURANT AND FELT LIKE WALKING OUT STRAIGHT AWAY"
"SERVE ME INSTEAD BIACH"
"I COULD DO WITH SOMETHING PUSHED DOWN MY THROAT SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE VICAR"
"WE ARE ONLY LIMITED BY OUR IMAGINATION"
"THEY USE TO DO MORE OR LESS THAT."
"EITHER THAT OR SHE'S GOT A REALLY OBSCURE LAMP FROM IKEA"
"THERE'S NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT'S GOING TO KILL YOU"
"WE SPREAD OURSELVES AS FAR AS WE CAN"
"WHIP OUT YOUR OLD SIX GUN AND AWAY YOU GO"
"CANADIAN THAT EVIL EVIL CITIZENSHIP CANADIAN"
"I'M NOT SAYING ANYMORE, YOU'LL HAVE TO GO HAVE A LOOK BUT I'M GONNA SAY MORE"
"I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT I DON'T HAVE A SORE THROAT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A SORE THROAT"
"FOR THOSE OF YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT A RECORD PLAYER IS, BUGGER OFF AND FIND A YOUNGER SHOW"
"WHAT A CLEVER ASS"
"I WANT SOMETHING SNUGGY"
"I WANT SOMETHING I CAN SING WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF"
"THE SNUG WOULDN'T OPERATE WITHOUT OUR FEMININE SIDE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....AND IT'S FLUFFY AND TAMARA IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE"
"DAMN THAT RINKY-DINK PANTHER"

Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Show starts with green onions, a warning that it will be a short show and a very early {{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}

*And that's the end of the show...

*OK they're kidding but it will be a shorter show this week.

In the chatroom we are missing Fluffy Lamb, Puppy and HQ. Everyone else is dead quiet!

*Lee's been to York but called home to rescue the babysitter who was unable to cope with Lee's children. Lee blames it on football.

*Lee drove to see Superman Returns but couldn't see it. Carpark was full and they would have missed the first ten mins. so they skipped it.

*Maf's shed has arrived and it's a bloody huge jigsaw puzzle! Maybe Maf could take photos of the process, and then the final product! The show may very well be broad cast from the shed (oh I mean retreat)

*A bit of house keeping.

*10:00's special tonight is going to be Shelly's rant!

*Maf's been to London. He didn't stop in to see the Queen this time around.

*The Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi etc chat. I don't touch the stuff myself...

*Lee wants to experiment by cooking a toothpick in the microwave. Apparently it creates Northern Light effects. If anyone does it, video it and show us. I don't have a microwave, (never have never will)

{{{{PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG Maf suggested that I try to make a flaming whip chain. (link of how to on the Snug blog) I joke that I made one. Of course I didn't, I have 7 acres of dead dry grass, YIKES! }}}}

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MRS.LEE!!!

*Father Francis was in town today, he sits outside the jeweler's and knits and sings. He sells what he knits, he's got a table that he sells old stuff. He raises money for the starving. Maf's never seen him. Lee has a look online.

*James and I had our 12th anniversary, which we both forgot. We forget every year.

*Tune time. Maf has a song he wants to hear but can not remember the name, the artist or even how it goes... Lee wants to play Punk Rocker with flowers... but Maf nixes it. Lee asks for requests and I ask for the Dresden Dolls but Lee doesn't have it on his computer so no to that...(do you guys know/like the Dresden Dolls?) Lee ends up playing Paris Hilton!! run...run!...RUN!!!! My ears were bleeding by the end!

*Lee's promised guitar spot will NOT be happening tonight! :o( NOT surprised."fancy believing us" quips Maf

*Big welcome to new live listener Michael!! Join us in the Chatroom next week! Despite what Maf says we're not that weird.

*Lee's setting up skype because it's almost 10:00 and @ 10:00 Shelly's going to have a rant.

*Maf tells us about The Monument http://www.glasssteelandstone.com/UK/England/London/TheMonument.html

******10:00 SPOT SHELLY'S RANT!!!... No e-mail for a couple of days. Which stinks for her, her business depends on e-mail! She manages to get her story out despite Maf and Lee's best efforts to derail her. Turns out her accounts had been deleted! As of 10pm Thursday it was not sorted. Shelly we need an update. ******

*I have noticed that when they say 'do you wanna ____________, now', Now doesn't mean now, it means eventually or maybe, but there is a very good chance it will be forgotten. (ie: Lee's 10:00 guitar or 'let's play Tamara's song now'){LOL}

*The answers to Puppy's Backtrax. No one entered.

*******CHICKEN SHIT revisits us.*******

*Tamara sings along with The Snug singing Celebration. The last two Yahoos I sing Yaroo just for Maf, who says Yaroo more often than Yahoo. (I even stuck around to listen!)

*Harikaraoke - Treat Her Right by The Commitments

*And with that the show ends early... just over 1/2 hour early AND no Snug 2. That's ok they were missing a few live listeners, so it just wasn't the same.

*I've been Tamara and this has been my version of the events which transpired Thursday Aug. 3rd.

QUOTES
MAF
"I DON'T THINK THEY EVER SAID THE F WORD ON FLIFE ON MARS"
"WHATELSE BAD'S HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK, CAUSE YOU KNOW IT BRIGHTENS MY WEEK"
"I'M TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF CAFUDGELING MY WIRELESS"
"I'M ON DIET COKE"
"HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE SOME POINT WHERE YOUR WIFE WILL BE OLDER THAN YOUR WAIST IS LARGE"
"THE CHATROOMS GOT A FEW PEOPLE WHO IN IT WHO QUITE HAPPILY BEFRIEND YOU, AND THEY'RE NOT AS WEIRD AS THEY LOOK ........WELL THEY ARE"
"THE PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH US"

"WE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THAT EARLIER ON BEFORE YOU THOUGHT OF IT" "WE SHOULDN'T INSULT OUR LISTENERS LIKE THAT"

LEE
"I'VE BEEN MAF"
"LIKE AN ELEPHANT SHOVING BUNS UP MY ASS"
"LET'S NOT DAMPEN THE SHOW WITH MY WITH MY NEGATIVITY"
"YOU SACRIFICED YOUR HOLIDAY FOR A SHED"
"I'M SEPARATE FROM SNUG RADIO TONIGHT"
"TURN UP WITH A BOX OF SOAP POWDER JUST TO BAFFLE HER"
"MY WAIST IS BIGGER AND OLDER THAN MY WIFE"

"KEEP IT SNUG"
"SHE JUST SENT A MESSAGE 'SORRY FOR BEING BORING', NOT HALF AS SORRY AS WE ARE"

SHELLY
"I PUT ON MY ANNOYED HEAD!"

"IT'S MY LIVELIHOOD, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT E-MAIL"
"AM I BORING YOU YET? I'M BORING MYSELF"