THE FIRST SNUG SHOW OF 2007

This is a cop-out blog. I've just done the quotes.


Tune Time Weird (BIG) Al - Don't Download This Song (I love that song, Lee can you get this for karaoke?)

I've been Tamara, good night!
QUOTES
MAF
"FOR YOU LIVE LISTENERS WHAT A SHOCK IT MUST BE"
"AND JAMES IS LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN IT ALL GOING OFF"
"AND HE WAS HAVING A SCREAMING ORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!"
"ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DOING JAZZ MAGS...UM HANDS JAZZ HANDS"
"IT'S A BIT DISAPPOINTING THAT THERE'S ONLY TAMARA SHOWN UP TONIGHT"
"IT IS A BIT LIKE US, REALLY JUST NOT CARING AND CARRYING ON ANYWAY"
"JUST A CANADIAN TO TAKE IT WRONG WAY"
"FIND FLUFFY"
"ISN'T IT O DOUBLE ONE DOUBLE O ONE O DOUBLE ONE?"
"WE'D HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF THINGY"
"I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN THEY ANSWER"
"SHE'S AN ANALIST"
"IF WE PHONED A POLICE STATION I'D WANT TO TALK TO THEM"
"THANK YOU FOR THINKING...THOUGHTS"
"WHICH IS ME? WHICH ONE WHICH ONES ME?"
"YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE LAST 5 OR 6 OR 4 OR 5 OR 4"
"IT'S THE GUY UPSTAIRS AND HE LOOKS A BIT WET NOT GAY WET HE JUST LOOKS A BIT...... AND HE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT......"
"HE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK MY WEE IN. THE NINTENDO Wii"
"YOU'VE PULLED ME RIVETS OUT"
"I THINKS SHE'S RUN THE GAMMIT OF HER FRENCH"
"BUT BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO SEMANTICS"(didn't know Maf was anti-semantic)
"ONE LAST BITCH ATTEMPT"
"I'M SURE SHE'LL HAVE A SHED FOR YOU IN THE WOOD"
"WE'RE GOT TO SAVE THE SCOTTISH"
"SHE SOUNDED A BIT LIKE A PENGUIN"
"PERHAPS GET A BIT MELTY IN TEX-ASS"
"YOU CAN DO THE HORSE"

LEE
"BLOODY EARLY BY MY BOOK"
"WHERE'S THE BELL WHERE'S THE BELL"
"I PLAN ON DOING SOME REALLY FUNNY STUFF TONIGHT"
"WORKING WITH SHODDY EQUIPMENT"
"LET'S GET THE PARTY GOING, OH SHIT"
"SO NOT A HAPPY CHICKEN"
"I FELT A RIGHT FOOL"
"THEY'RE NOT BAD KIDS I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS"
"DON'T GET DESPONDENT! WE'RE NOT!"
"WE'VE GOT A BUS LOAD OF OLD AGE PENSIONERS ARRIVING FROM AMERICA!"
"HOW FAR IS CANADIA FROM TEX-ASS?"
"SHE COULD PROBABLY GET ON A GREY HOUND"
"ISN'T THERE A CEMETERY THERE WHERE ALL THE PRESIDENTS DIE?"
"IF WE HAD A BUDGET WE COULD PHONE A CAB"
"NUDE PHOTOS FROM CINDYB"
"WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY WE'RE STILL DOING A BLOODY SHOW ON A THURSDAY NIGHT SO BUGGER OFF!"
"SUBTLE ENTENDRE"
"I'LL GO BACK TO BEING LEE AGAIN"
"AND IF WE CAN INVOLVE THEM IN STUFFING IN ANYWAY AS WELL"
"WHAT ELSE COULD THAT BE MISTRESS CONSTRUED AS"
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO INVEST IN SOME NEW EQUIPMENT AREN'T YOU?"
"WE ONLY ATTRACT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AND THAT'S GOOD"
"I THOUGHT HE'S NODDED OFF ON HIS KEYBOARD"
"UMMM, MU, UR, WER, AH UR"
"DID I DID I DID I?"
"IT'S THE STUFF THAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT SCARES THE SHIT OF ME"
"I WAS TEMPTED TO DO THE WHATS-IT"
"I KEEP THINKING SHE LIVES SOMEWHERE LIKE SHREK"
"OR WE COULD JUST DO WHAT WE BLOODY LIKE"

CINDYB
"I LIKE THE BRITS AND THEIR WACKY LANGUAGE"
T
"NOT JIM NO NO NOT EVER JIM"
"THAT'S MY STEP-MONSTER'S NAME"