JUNE - 21
SHOW - 159
PODCAST - 72
With the usual fan fair the show begins.
SCOPY STEVE SAYS? He tells us about a job he's applying for, or it's another joke. It's hard to tell with that guy!
Maf and Lee don't know what to make of Steve. Is he hiding his true feelings by playing the clown? What is going on with him? He should join the forum and air his dirty laundry there.
There is much discussion on what they are drinking and what they are NOT drinking.
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THE SCOPE OPERA CONTINUES
Elizabeth mychingo'd
"Hi Steve I was so happy you agreed to come out for a drink with me. I hope you enjoyed driving in my Tatra she's a real beauty isn't she. Maf will be jealous. Let's get together again soon. Ta ta.... for now"
Bill left a mychingo
'You may have won this battle Steve (if that's your real name). Having my lawyer killed may seem like a smart move but when I am done with you his death will seem like child's play. Your day of reckoning is coming.'
A doctor J. Ofinski contacted Steve requesting a DNA sample. Apparently several men are being tested.
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Lee has been playing detective. Trying to discover who is behind the Scope Opera. It seems that he **knows** who is behind the soap. hmmmmmm does the world want to know?
Big brother Lee is watching.
I APPRECIATE MYCHIGO MESSAGES LEFT FOR ME HERE! So leave a message eh!
There is discussion about who would play the different characters in the soap. They think Tom Cruz for Steve but I think Sean Penn should.
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 1
Pirate Dave may come back for a visit! He's not been around for ages. Come back Pirate Dave!
Speaking of Pirates no one gets to be pirate of the week anymore.
Much discussion on the CBA disease. The cure is a size 12 doc martin.
Tune Time - Anthony Perry - Pale Moonlight (Doctor Who Remix 1) (I did not get that this was in anyway a remix of the Doctor Who theme!)
MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 2
Maf is unhappy with the garden work he had done. It was not quite what he relayed telepathically to the gardeners . Sadly they did not get the message.
All the cool kids are saying 'WELL' (in a really cool way) after people say stupid things.
WILL COOK FOR SEX (for those who don't know I put fuzzy dots and labels on coasters as a job- ya weird I know - and so I held up one of them and that's what it said, because I knew it would ummm errr get a rise out of the guys *cough cough*)
The Snug gets an urgent message from a guy from Burkina Faso. So they call him!!! Actually they call me first and pester me about nose boogers. Then they call him. It is hard to understand what they need to do the 'help' this guy.
Then they ring an insurance place and want to know what the message says...
"Hi you've reached ___________ office.... I work in the office between 9 and 5 but may be away from my desk. If you would like to leave a message after the tone I'll try to get back to you." That's the best I could do even with slowing it down.
TUNE TIME Jex - Scooby Who (Doctor Who Remix 2)
This is the coolest thing EVER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrztnqCrm4
James wishes I never showed him the video because he wants one so badly now. God it's the coolest coolest way cool doobery computer thingy ever!!! Go look!
Lee was headed to the gym the other day but there was a fish and chip shop on the way. He never made it there.
Maf has discovered he has a bigger waist then the trouser makers have let on. They have lied to him by 6 inches. The guys stand up and compare their hefts. The curtains are closed, weird slapping sounds are heard... They're so vain, they probably think this blog is about them.
TUNE TIME (a real romantic one this time!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
HARIKARAOKE - Billy Paul - Me & Mrs Jones
They start commentary on my webcam. They have me speaking with a Swedish accent.
HARIKARAOKE - Traditional - Seven Drunken Nights
Hello to CindyB who is not here but she will listen to the podcast AND read this blog.... mychingo me CindyB~~~please cupcake?~~~ lol
Spankings and drugs are being promised to those who are late listening to the live show.... hmmm and what will those who arrive on time get?! Double spankings, more drugs AND some wine??
Lee drops a little bomb about Maf's Mrs. taking him away. Maf wonders if they will get any email about it... if anyone will care... we care Maf!! Email the Snug and tell them you care damn it!
TAMARA SINGS - Prince - Little Red Corvette
TUNE TIME - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
www.bigfunparty.co.uk - lee at work
Lee is building himself a haven at his home. Sounds like he needs a space for his dirty-old-man junk.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
They are interested in my webcam a lot this show, I think it's because the two other number one listeners and their webcams are MIA.
THOSE FINGERS IN MY HAIR
Chuckles galore.
Card puns erupt after I say Lee is a card and ought to be delt with. Funny funny fellas.
No beer still... No Fluffy Lamb tonight. If she doesn't show up soon I think I will need to revive the Fluffy on a milk carton thread...
HARIKARAOKE - Doolies - Wanted
And this ends this week's show and this blog, mistakes and all. Goodnight!
mychingomemychingomemychingomedoitmychingomemychingome
MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU LIVE LISTENERS. AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU PODCAST LISTENERS WHO AREN'T LISTENING LIVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING DEAD EITHER. OR IF YOU ARE DROP US AN EMAIL CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING'
LEE 'OH WOW HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT THEN?'
MAF 'SNUGRADIO@CO.UK'
LEE 'NO! IF THEY WERE DEAD YA DIV'
MAF 'NOW SPELL COLOUR C*O*L*O*R. THAT IS INCORRECT'
LEE 'THERE'S A U IN THERE SOMEWHERE'
MAF 'DOES THE AUDIENCE KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW?'
LEE 'THE PERPETRATOR WILL KNOW WE KNOW THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT WE DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'IT COULD BE COINCIDENCE THAT TAMARA'S WEBCAM HAS DROPPED OFF AGAIN.'
MAF 'BECAUSE MY PANTS MANUFACTURER WOULDN'T LIE TO ME BY 6 INCHES! YOU WOULD HOPE. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT TO LIE BY'
LEE 'WELL I'M NOT SAYING I HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE'
MAF 'YA BUT I MEANT THE WAIST'
LEE 'YA IT IS A WASTE'
LEE 'I'M HAVING A PORCH'
MAF 'REALLY? OR IS IT A FERRARI'
LEE 'NO IT'S A PORCH'
MAF 'TELL JAMES IT WAS LEE. IT WAS LEE IT WAS LEE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'HE JUST OFF CAMERA HE'S THERE. JAMES SHE'S LYING'
LEE 'OH TAMARA'S STRIPPING OFF WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?!'
MAF 'OH SHE'S GONE TO RIPPLELY. AND I DON'T MEAN RIPPLY LIKE JAMES' STOMACHY WASH BOARD'
LEE 'NO IT'S LIKE YA WHATS HER FACE'
MAF 'YOU NOTICED I STOPPED USING THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY JUST IN CASE I SAID WILLY'
MAF
'IT'S 9 O'CLOCK-ISH. WE'RE ON TIME-ISH'.
'ANY ZOMBIES LISTENING'
'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ON THE SCOPE OPERA THIS HAPPENED THAT HAPPENED THIS HAPPENED AND DABA DA DABBADA DABADA DA'
'WELL THERE IS THAT, THEY ARE BURLY'
'WE DON'T WANT HER FEELING WEIRD, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT US MAKING HER FEEL WEIRDER'
'IT'S A TAMARA MINI-ME'
'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY, I JUST LOOKED AT TAMARA'S WEBCAM AND IT TURNED INTO ME BUT IT'S TAMARA'S WEBCAM'
'I LIKE A GIRL THAT EXPERIMENTS GRRROWLLLL'
'I'M HAVING A HOT FLASH LIKE A BOILING TOILET'
'I JUST TURNED HER OFF. SHOWED HER MY NIPPLES'
'NOBODY CAN BE SHY AROUND TAMARA.... THAT WASN'T AN INSULT JUST INCASE YOU....'
'WE'RE VERGING ON THE RIDICULOUS'
'FIREY CD THAT'S A CD THAT SHE BURNT'
'I DID KNOW IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD BUT I FORGOT IT'
LEE
'YOU KNOW I MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW'
'GO WITH A GUN WITH BULLETS IN AND SAY DO THIS'
'I'VE GOT LOADS OF MOSS'
'IT'S CALLED MICE/SPACE'
'YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A MOUSE/SLUG'
'DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOU'RE IN THE TARDIS'
'OH THAT WAS SULTRY WITH THE PING PONG EYES'
'OH I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!'
'THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW'
Friday, June 22, 2007
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
JUNE 14TH
SHOW- 158
PODCAST - 71
AND SCOPEY STEVE SAYS......
Steve tells a joke, an oldie but an oldie.
The chatroom was down during this show. Fluffy Lamb was nowhere to be seen, CindyB is still on holiday, Gareth shows up for a bit but then wanders away before the show ends. Sadly I am the only one that was about.
House keeping info galore! Here's all the Stuff Maf and Lee want you to do! Snug Things You Should Do! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
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a sneaky little {{{{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
Lee went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he left half way through. He didn't like it - boring he says.
Harikaraoke
Candyman - Christine Aguilera
THIS TIME 3 YEARS AGO..............................................................
June 10th 3 years ago - flag burning, hello to Jack, drunk Glyn, a live USA show was talked about, what would Maf do, Maf's ex's animals,
June 17th - monkey in a fez and welsh tiger boy was in the house!
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Painfully sad music plays as Maf tells the tale of his broken heart. He arrived home Thursday and there wasn't a beer truck waiting for him. No word from Mr. Fluffy Lamb or Fluffy Lamb herself. Maf tells his sad sad tale of lack of beer. Let down, upset, deflated, dishonored, thirsty, sober are just a few ways to describe how Maf and Lee feel about the lack of beer. Maf has faith that beer will show up next week.
Chitty chat about the 4400, Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Lee goes off on a jingle tangent. And then records a bit of video (off to check to see if he uploaded it. Be right back......ummmm that would be no then....)
They take a walk down tv memory lane, they are sounding as old as they are.
Tamara Sings Fever - Peggy Lee (I played around with Audacity but the results leave a lot to be desired - listen with caution!)
Maf has posted questions to Audrey in the forum, so Audrey so reply soon! Maf thinks he can figure out who the fingers are behind the voice.....
Maf is amused by a story about a blind man building a bridge. http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK16970120070612
I tell them about the judge who is sueing a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars for losing his pants! They found them a few days later but he said they were not his! http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN1226421520070613
The show ends for another week, I've been T, goodnight!!!
Harikaraoke for the last half hour
Patience - Take That
Different Corner - George Michael
5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly
A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash
Donald where's you troosers? - Andy Stewart
TOGETHER
MAF 'WE'RE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF GARETH TO SORT IT OUT BUT HE'S CRAP'
LEE 'HE'S CRAP?'
MAF 'YA WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT GOING TO GET IT FIXED ANY QUICKER, CALLING HIM CRAP IS IT?'
MAF 'WELL'
LEE 'BUT HE IS CRAP ISN'T HE?'
LEE 'WE SEEM TO COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS HALF ASLEEP'
MAF 'OR HAVE A FIVE MINUTE CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET ABOUT IT'
LEE 'AND THAT'S WHY THE ALL IMPORTANT SNUG FANS BLOG IS CRUCIAL'
MAF 'THAT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAY'
LEE 'AND WE STILL FORGET TO DO THINGS'
MAF 'WELL OF COURSE WE DO. WE DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG THOUGH'
LEE 'HELL NO! I'M NOT SURE I READ IT THIS WEEK THOUGH'
MAF 'COMEDY PLATUM! IT WAS UP VERY QUICKLY TOO'
LEE 'HAVE YOU MADE COFFEE AND TEA IN THE SAME CUP FOR ME?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OOHHH'
MAF 'IT'S EMMM IT'S MY OWN BLEND'
LEE 'OH GOD'
MAF 'MEANING THAT I SPOONED TWO SPOONS OF BRAZILIAN IN......THAT'S THE LITTLE HAIRS YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED HAVING A WAX'
LEE 'PHAWHAHAHA'
MAF 'I CAN'T SMELL TEA IT'S THE AMARETTO I SMELL STRONG THERE,.... ALMONDS'
LEE 'I CAN TASTE TEA I HAVE A SUPERIOR PALLET NOW I DON'T SMOKE. I CAN TASTE TEA AND COFFEE AND ALMONDS'
MAF 'NO TEA IN IT THOUGH'
MAF
'OH YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN... I'M SO HAPPY'
'CAUSE THAT'S ONE THING AT LEAST ONE THING THAT TAMARA CAN BE ASSED DOING'
'TONIGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BLABLABLABLA'
'OUR SITE IS A BIG BAG OF COMMUNICATION'
'SO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE HAMMYHAMHAMMEHAMMYHAMHAM'
'DOESN'T IT HAVE SALT SPRING ISLAND? THAT'S DISGUSTING!'
'I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP MY Wii BY DROPPING A BIT OF SOLDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT'
'IT'S NOT COOLY COOL'
'I KNOW WHAT LONDON NEEDS. A HUGE BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS'
'WELL MAYBE, I'D LIKE TO TRY AS AN EXPERIMENT I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I WOULD GET BORED SPENDING MONEY LIKE IT'S FALLING OUT MY ASS.'
'I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I TYPE, I'VE PUT -DONALD WHERE'S YOUR ALREADY-'
'AHHH IT'S A FREAKY PLACE MY HEAD'
'IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE SCOPY SOAP OPERA THEN LET US KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. KEEP US UP TO DATE PLEASE'
LEE
'IT'S LIKE WRITING A SCRIPT AND MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG'
'ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THEY'LL NEED TO DELVE INTO THE SHOW COMPUTER WEBSITE THING TO FIND OUT'
'GOSH IT MUST NEARLY BE TIME TO GO MARK'
'SO IT'S A DATE YOU AND ME DOING CHRISTINA AT 10:00'
'IT'S DOES LOTS OF THINGS I DON'T WHAT ARE THEY DO THAT YET'
'I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB BRAZILIANING'
'MY MISSUS HAS GOT THE SASQUATCH'
SHOW- 158
PODCAST - 71
AND SCOPEY STEVE SAYS......
Steve tells a joke, an oldie but an oldie.
The chatroom was down during this show. Fluffy Lamb was nowhere to be seen, CindyB is still on holiday, Gareth shows up for a bit but then wanders away before the show ends. Sadly I am the only one that was about.
House keeping info galore! Here's all the Stuff Maf and Lee want you to do! Snug Things You Should Do! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
- Listen to The Snug ALL WEEK at Live365
- Send photos to our Flickr Listener stream
- Put your pin on our Frappr Map
- Befriend us on Myspace
- Got to The Snug Forum & join the lively discussions
- Read and COMMENT on the SnugFans Blog
- Read and COMMENT on the Why Snugradio is Awesome Blog
- Buy Stuff from The Cafe Press Store (vintage designs)
- Buy Stuff from Cindy B's Snug Shop (new designs : Texas 2008 Tour)
- Add us as a friend on Yahoo Messenger
- Edit the Official Non-Wikipedia Snug Wiki with relevant Information
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THE SCOPY SOAP
In his intro tonight Steve mentions that he suspects that Audrey is cheating. It's hard to tell if he was saying it to set up his joke. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Audrey cheating?! She did cheat on Phil by going out with Steve so he should expect it.
Audrey (Smith is her last name) emails Steve giving further details regarding Phil's death. ( could you maybe post any Scopey Soapy email on the forum Maf?)
Dr. N. Down was shot and wounded, his nurse B. Dover was shot and killed. Audrey feared for her life but she and the baby are fine.
Audrey is worried and doesn't understand how Phil could send a message.
Audrey also left a mychingo expressing her fears.
Steve recorded a mychingo trying to reassure Audrey. He has gone into hiding. We hear gun shots and another voice. What happened to Steve? Was he hurt? Probably not as he recorded his show opening so all is well with him?
to be continued......
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Instead of writing like he promised Maf fiddled with new software. He's written a little bit but doesn't share. Excuses excuses excuses abound!
Lee plays with his brand new phone. He's loving it - well pleased. Maf talks about his Wii. And the computer doobery chat continues.....................
Lee's Missus is due in August.
We get to hear about Lee's water drainage adventures, up to his elbow in shite he was but he managed to remove the ball and plant pot that were causing flooding.
Maf and Lee ate sandwiches at the same time in separate locations. Maf's were free though, so he brags about it for awhile. He is like jesus and shares his loaves and fishes with multitudes of fellow workers.
TUNE TIME - Jimmy Osmond / Kevin Bloody Wilson / Nelly Furtado (*vom*) - A hair medley
Audrey (Smith is her last name) emails Steve giving further details regarding Phil's death. ( could you maybe post any Scopey Soapy email on the forum Maf?)
Dr. N. Down was shot and wounded, his nurse B. Dover was shot and killed. Audrey feared for her life but she and the baby are fine.
Audrey is worried and doesn't understand how Phil could send a message.
Audrey also left a mychingo expressing her fears.
Steve recorded a mychingo trying to reassure Audrey. He has gone into hiding. We hear gun shots and another voice. What happened to Steve? Was he hurt? Probably not as he recorded his show opening so all is well with him?
to be continued......
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Instead of writing like he promised Maf fiddled with new software. He's written a little bit but doesn't share. Excuses excuses excuses abound!
Lee plays with his brand new phone. He's loving it - well pleased. Maf talks about his Wii. And the computer doobery chat continues.....................
Lee's Missus is due in August.
We get to hear about Lee's water drainage adventures, up to his elbow in shite he was but he managed to remove the ball and plant pot that were causing flooding.
Maf and Lee ate sandwiches at the same time in separate locations. Maf's were free though, so he brags about it for awhile. He is like jesus and shares his loaves and fishes with multitudes of fellow workers.
TUNE TIME - Jimmy Osmond / Kevin Bloody Wilson / Nelly Furtado (*vom*) - A hair medley
a sneaky little {{{{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
Lee went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he left half way through. He didn't like it - boring he says.
Harikaraoke
Candyman - Christine Aguilera
THIS TIME 3 YEARS AGO..............................................................
June 10th 3 years ago - flag burning, hello to Jack, drunk Glyn, a live USA show was talked about, what would Maf do, Maf's ex's animals,
June 17th - monkey in a fez and welsh tiger boy was in the house!
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Painfully sad music plays as Maf tells the tale of his broken heart. He arrived home Thursday and there wasn't a beer truck waiting for him. No word from Mr. Fluffy Lamb or Fluffy Lamb herself. Maf tells his sad sad tale of lack of beer. Let down, upset, deflated, dishonored, thirsty, sober are just a few ways to describe how Maf and Lee feel about the lack of beer. Maf has faith that beer will show up next week.
Chitty chat about the 4400, Torchwood and Doctor Who.
Lee goes off on a jingle tangent. And then records a bit of video (off to check to see if he uploaded it. Be right back......ummmm that would be no then....)
They take a walk down tv memory lane, they are sounding as old as they are.
Tamara Sings Fever - Peggy Lee (I played around with Audacity but the results leave a lot to be desired - listen with caution!)
Maf has posted questions to Audrey in the forum, so Audrey so reply soon! Maf thinks he can figure out who the fingers are behind the voice.....
Maf is amused by a story about a blind man building a bridge. http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK16970120070612
I tell them about the judge who is sueing a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars for losing his pants! They found them a few days later but he said they were not his! http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN1226421520070613
The show ends for another week, I've been T, goodnight!!!
Harikaraoke for the last half hour
Patience - Take That
Different Corner - George Michael
5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly
A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash
Donald where's you troosers? - Andy Stewart
TOGETHER
MAF 'WE'RE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF GARETH TO SORT IT OUT BUT HE'S CRAP'
LEE 'HE'S CRAP?'
MAF 'YA WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT GOING TO GET IT FIXED ANY QUICKER, CALLING HIM CRAP IS IT?'
MAF 'WELL'
LEE 'BUT HE IS CRAP ISN'T HE?'
LEE 'WE SEEM TO COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS HALF ASLEEP'
MAF 'OR HAVE A FIVE MINUTE CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET ABOUT IT'
LEE 'AND THAT'S WHY THE ALL IMPORTANT SNUG FANS BLOG IS CRUCIAL'
MAF 'THAT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAY'
LEE 'AND WE STILL FORGET TO DO THINGS'
MAF 'WELL OF COURSE WE DO. WE DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG THOUGH'
LEE 'HELL NO! I'M NOT SURE I READ IT THIS WEEK THOUGH'
MAF 'COMEDY PLATUM! IT WAS UP VERY QUICKLY TOO'
LEE 'HAVE YOU MADE COFFEE AND TEA IN THE SAME CUP FOR ME?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OOHHH'
MAF 'IT'S EMMM IT'S MY OWN BLEND'
LEE 'OH GOD'
MAF 'MEANING THAT I SPOONED TWO SPOONS OF BRAZILIAN IN......THAT'S THE LITTLE HAIRS YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED HAVING A WAX'
LEE 'PHAWHAHAHA'
MAF 'I CAN'T SMELL TEA IT'S THE AMARETTO I SMELL STRONG THERE,.... ALMONDS'
LEE 'I CAN TASTE TEA I HAVE A SUPERIOR PALLET NOW I DON'T SMOKE. I CAN TASTE TEA AND COFFEE AND ALMONDS'
MAF 'NO TEA IN IT THOUGH'
MAF
'OH YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN... I'M SO HAPPY'
'CAUSE THAT'S ONE THING AT LEAST ONE THING THAT TAMARA CAN BE ASSED DOING'
'TONIGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BLABLABLABLA'
'OUR SITE IS A BIG BAG OF COMMUNICATION'
'SO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE HAMMYHAMHAMMEHAMMYHAMHAM'
'DOESN'T IT HAVE SALT SPRING ISLAND? THAT'S DISGUSTING!'
'I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP MY Wii BY DROPPING A BIT OF SOLDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT'
'IT'S NOT COOLY COOL'
'I KNOW WHAT LONDON NEEDS. A HUGE BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS'
'WELL MAYBE, I'D LIKE TO TRY AS AN EXPERIMENT I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I WOULD GET BORED SPENDING MONEY LIKE IT'S FALLING OUT MY ASS.'
'I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I TYPE, I'VE PUT -DONALD WHERE'S YOUR ALREADY-'
'AHHH IT'S A FREAKY PLACE MY HEAD'
'IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE SCOPY SOAP OPERA THEN LET US KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. KEEP US UP TO DATE PLEASE'
LEE
'IT'S LIKE WRITING A SCRIPT AND MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG'
'ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THEY'LL NEED TO DELVE INTO THE SHOW COMPUTER WEBSITE THING TO FIND OUT'
'GOSH IT MUST NEARLY BE TIME TO GO MARK'
'SO IT'S A DATE YOU AND ME DOING CHRISTINA AT 10:00'
'IT'S DOES LOTS OF THINGS I DON'T WHAT ARE THEY DO THAT YET'
'I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB BRAZILIANING'
'MY MISSUS HAS GOT THE SASQUATCH'
Friday, June 08, 2007
JUNE 7TH
SHOW 157
PODCAST 70
SCOPY STEVE SAYS....
He tells an embarrassing story of mistaking his sons teacher for a stripper. He insults Lee's David Gest impression. No mention of Audrey...how strange.
Steve what's going on? We want to know. Share your deepest thoughts and feelings, we want to know, we're nosey!
And the show starts and the guys mention Steve's snarkyness. The Scope Opera has been keeping not only the mychingo buzzing but now there has been an email.
~~~~~~~~THE CONTINUING SAGA OF SCOPY STEVE AND CO~~~~~
Previously on the Scopy Soap Phil had escaped from the mental hospital. Dr. Down assures Steve that Phil is not a danger just unhappy. Apparently Audrey has not heard from Steve since her big news. Elizabeth calls again requesting Another Brick in the Wall.
Today on the Scopy Soap... Audrey emails Maf and Lee asking that they pass on her email address to Steve. Are the love birds apart?? She writes that Phillip is dead. She does not go into details but she is shaken.
Audrey is a DJ! They have a clip of her working and play it for us. Did Audrey start seeing Steve to get to the Snug's secrets? hmmmmmmm
Bill contacts the show, he is Phil's twin brother. He is full of bitterness and threats. He blames Audrey and Steve for his brother's death. Sounds like Audrey was two timing Steve and Phil! tsk tsk Audrey.
Phil has left a message?!?! He's dead!
The message is for Steve. "If you are hearing this message then you will have already been informed of my death" Is he dead? Will we hear from him in the future?!
Hiro contacts the show again. Sounds like he has a mad crush on Lee. woo hoo Lee!
Stay tuned for the continuing ~ bizarre ~ story.
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Apparently I look like Lily Tomlin. Hmmm not so thrilled about that, in fact I am scarred for life! Go to the flicker page to see me with PINK HAIR!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ Go post your own photos, it's easy! Just send them to photos@snug.co.uk
TUNE TIME
Live listeners get to view Lee and Maf's web cam max fun. Some of us live listeners have it too and write all sorts of mean things about people who call other people Lily Tomlin. Funky web cam toy. webcammax.com
Chit chat about the Virgin Islands and CindyB's holiday. She promised to bring back the guys a couple of virgins. Cindy's nickname is Cupcakes when she's nice and Cowbags when she's not.
Lee has been watching the Apprentice, he loves it.
Lee wants to record the shows and have it available for viewing. Maf wonders what the draw would be for people and Lee responds they could eat fruit and do jazz hands. Riveting absolutely riveting.
Maf moans that he's almost out of Kahlua. Fluffy speaks up and says her dad might be able to provide free beer! Maf is so excited he trips over his tongue. Maf wants to know what other listener daddies can do for them. So if you have a daddy (I don't) ask them how they plan to help the Snug.
Canada gives Maf grief for not visiting. He's been to the US of A several times!! Sounds like he CBA. I think they should send me a ticket! That would be cheaper in the long run! Come on send me the ticket!!!
An almost but not quite {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}
TUNE TIME
The superdoopercomputer turned it self off.
Rebbecca is still listening. Why do you not join us in the chat room? Come on, you know you want to!!
Cryptic email from Wedge.
A mychingo from Random - go listen to all the mychingos! http://www.snugradio.co.uk/
Maf has been avoiding writing, he thinks he might avoid it this weekend too. Actually he wants to get to his writing this week and will give us an update next week.
MaDave shows up in the chatroom.
Tamara sings - Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Chit chattyness ends the show.
I've been Tamara and these are the events which took place June 7th 2007.
Goodnight!
MAF 'SHE'S EMAILED US AS 'KITTEN AUDREY'.'
LEE 'OHHH MAYBE OH I DON'T KNOW TRYING TO RECAPTURE HER YOUTH'
MAF 'MAYBE OR THAT COULD JUST BE A CLUE. KITTENS KITTENS ARE FLUFFY '
LEE 'OH OHHHHH'
MAF 'NOW I WON'T DRAW ANY MORE CONCLUSIONS'
LEE 'OR KITTENS ARE PUSSY COULD BE GARETH'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW HAHAHA'
LEE 'HAHAHA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY'
MAF 'OH LORDY'
LEE 'HE'S KNOWS I'M ONLY JOKING'
MAF 'HE'S A NINJA YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE' HE'S AN INDIAN?!'
MAF 'NINJA'
LEE 'FANTASTIC'
MAF 'THE WORRYING THING ABOUT THIS IS I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING WE WRITE THIS'
LEE 'OH NO'
MAF 'BECAUSE...'
LEE 'I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO LYNNETT EARLIER ON. WE STARTED OUT WE HAD THIS CHARACTER, AND HE'S NOW EVOLVED AND HE HAS A SCOPE OPERA AND IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH US ANYMORE, IT'S JUST OUT OF OUR CONTROL'
MAF 'YA THIS JUST HAPPENS, WE'RE JUST THE AUDIENCE, IF YOU LIKE'
LEE 'I WONDER IF IT'S ACTUALLY REAL LIFE. WE'RE NOT SEEING THAT DEEPLY INTO IT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND WE'VE STUMBLED ACROSS IT. DO YOU THINK'
MAF 'YES FOR THAT TO HAPPEN YOU'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE FACT THAT SCOPY STEVE IS OUR VOICE MAN AND INTRODUCES THE SHOW.'
LEE ' BUT HE COULD WELL BE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'S VERY SURREAL VERY DALI'
MAF 'LAST FRIDAY I GOT MYSELF A GARDENER. HE'S NOT BEEN YET'
LEE 'LAST FRIDAY I LOST A GARDENER'
LEE 'LOOKS LIKE A HORSE'
MAF 'AND NOT A PRETTY HORSE EITHER NOT THERE'S SUCH THINGS AS PRETTY HORSES. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IDEA'
LEE 'YA LET'S GET THAT ESTABLISHED. NEIGH!'
LEE 'TAMARA SORRY LOVE CAN YOU JUST BRING YOUR WEB CAM SMALLER AGAIN? CAUSE IT'S VERY PIXILATED CAUSE YOU'VE GOT A SHIT CAM'
MAF 'HAHA WE SENT HER THAT!'
LEE 'DID WE?'
MAF 'IT'S THE ONE YOU'RE USING NOW. IT'S NOT A SHIT CAM'
LEE 'AHHH WELL...YOU'VE NOT INSTALLED IT PROPERLY THEN'
MAF 'I'VE GOT LILY TOMLIN SAT ON MY FACE'
LEE 'THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JEFF DANIELS SONG'
MAF 'IT'S ALL GETTING A BIT REAL'
'LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE DONE. OCCASIONALLY WE DO GET A SENSIBLE SERIOUS ONE THAT HAS NO RELATION TO THE SCOPE OPERA AND OTHER TIMES WE HAVE A WEEK LIKE THIS.'
'I NEED TO START DRINKING'
'LEAVE US YOUR DALMATIANS BUT WE'RE STOPPING AT 101'
'TEXAS GAVE US MONO, SHE GAVE IT TO US A FEW TIMES'
'IT'S PINK AND BLUE AND GERMY'
'I THINK SHE SAID IT ALONG THE LINES - WHAT'S UP...TIGGER'
'I CAN BE INTERESTING. WELL ALRIGHT MAYBE NOT'
'WE'LL PLAY A YES TUNE WHEN WE WANT TO HAVE A DUMP OR EAT DINNER'
'YAY THE KAHLUA VAN'S ARRIVED!'
'MR.FLUFFY-LAMB SR, WE NEED TO SPEAK NICE TO FLUFFY-LAMB SR'
'I CAN SEE THE POST MAN HURRYING DOWN THE PATH IN MY HEAD'
'I'M SORRY I SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE BUT IF IT WAS CINDY WE WERE SAYING LOOKED LIKE THAT SHE'D BE THREATENING TO KILL US'
'NOT ONLY FREE BEER, FLUFFY'S THREATENING TO DELIVER IT HERSELF'
'WE'RE UM OHHH AHHH EWWW OH! WHAT'S GOING ON?'
'MR. RANDOM AND WEDGE HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND'
'I NEED TO START THINKING LIKE AN ADULT'
'SHE'S NOT VERY NICE TO ME THAT LILY TOMLIN'
'WELL IT'S QUARTER TO THAT TIME ALREADY'
'MAYBE THEY'RE CALLED TAMARA ROCKS IN TAMARA LAND. THAT WOULD BE CANADA THEN'
'YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I LIKE TAMARA THIS WEEK'
LEE
'BY CARLESBURG EDGE. NATURALLY BLUED...BLUED? NATURALLY BREWED WITH CITRUS'
'THERE'S A LINK THERE WITH SPOTTY DOGS ISN'T THERE? SHE'S ASKING FOR DALMATIANS OR SOMETHING. OR THERE'S A DALMATIAN BUTTON. A LITTLE BLACK AND WHITE SPOTTY BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEM A SPOTTY DOG.'
'PHILLUM AND WILLIAM'
'WE'LL SAY HOW GOOD YOU ARE IF YOU GET US DRUNK FOR FREE'
'HOW VERY DARE YOU'
'HI LEE IT'S LEE'
'IT'S ALL GOING PEAR SHAPED TONIGHT ISN'T IT'
'I WONDER IF GOD TOLD HIM AFTERWARD AND THEY HAD A LAUGH AFTERWARD'
SHOW 157
PODCAST 70
SCOPY STEVE SAYS....
He tells an embarrassing story of mistaking his sons teacher for a stripper. He insults Lee's David Gest impression. No mention of Audrey...how strange.
Steve what's going on? We want to know. Share your deepest thoughts and feelings, we want to know, we're nosey!
And the show starts and the guys mention Steve's snarkyness. The Scope Opera has been keeping not only the mychingo buzzing but now there has been an email.
~~~~~~~~THE CONTINUING SAGA OF SCOPY STEVE AND CO~~~~~
Previously on the Scopy Soap Phil had escaped from the mental hospital. Dr. Down assures Steve that Phil is not a danger just unhappy. Apparently Audrey has not heard from Steve since her big news. Elizabeth calls again requesting Another Brick in the Wall.
Today on the Scopy Soap... Audrey emails Maf and Lee asking that they pass on her email address to Steve. Are the love birds apart?? She writes that Phillip is dead. She does not go into details but she is shaken.
Audrey is a DJ! They have a clip of her working and play it for us. Did Audrey start seeing Steve to get to the Snug's secrets? hmmmmmmm
Bill contacts the show, he is Phil's twin brother. He is full of bitterness and threats. He blames Audrey and Steve for his brother's death. Sounds like Audrey was two timing Steve and Phil! tsk tsk Audrey.
Phil has left a message?!?! He's dead!
The message is for Steve. "If you are hearing this message then you will have already been informed of my death" Is he dead? Will we hear from him in the future?!
Hiro contacts the show again. Sounds like he has a mad crush on Lee. woo hoo Lee!
Stay tuned for the continuing ~ bizarre ~ story.
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Apparently I look like Lily Tomlin. Hmmm not so thrilled about that, in fact I am scarred for life! Go to the flicker page to see me with PINK HAIR!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ Go post your own photos, it's easy! Just send them to photos@snug.co.uk
TUNE TIME
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Santa Ezmerelda
Live listeners get to view Lee and Maf's web cam max fun. Some of us live listeners have it too and write all sorts of mean things about people who call other people Lily Tomlin. Funky web cam toy. webcammax.com
Chit chat about the Virgin Islands and CindyB's holiday. She promised to bring back the guys a couple of virgins. Cindy's nickname is Cupcakes when she's nice and Cowbags when she's not.
Lee has been watching the Apprentice, he loves it.
Lee wants to record the shows and have it available for viewing. Maf wonders what the draw would be for people and Lee responds they could eat fruit and do jazz hands. Riveting absolutely riveting.
Maf moans that he's almost out of Kahlua. Fluffy speaks up and says her dad might be able to provide free beer! Maf is so excited he trips over his tongue. Maf wants to know what other listener daddies can do for them. So if you have a daddy (I don't) ask them how they plan to help the Snug.
Canada gives Maf grief for not visiting. He's been to the US of A several times!! Sounds like he CBA. I think they should send me a ticket! That would be cheaper in the long run! Come on send me the ticket!!!
An almost but not quite {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}
TUNE TIME
Something Inside So Strong - Labie Siffre
HARIKARAOKE
Fat Bottomed Girls - QueenHARIKARAOKE
The superdoopercomputer turned it self off.
Rebbecca is still listening. Why do you not join us in the chat room? Come on, you know you want to!!
Cryptic email from Wedge.
A mychingo from Random - go listen to all the mychingos! http://www.snugradio.co.uk/
Maf has been avoiding writing, he thinks he might avoid it this weekend too. Actually he wants to get to his writing this week and will give us an update next week.
MaDave shows up in the chatroom.
Tamara sings - Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Chit chattyness ends the show.
I've been Tamara and these are the events which took place June 7th 2007.
Goodnight!
MAF 'SHE'S EMAILED US AS 'KITTEN AUDREY'.'
LEE 'OHHH MAYBE OH I DON'T KNOW TRYING TO RECAPTURE HER YOUTH'
MAF 'MAYBE OR THAT COULD JUST BE A CLUE. KITTENS KITTENS ARE FLUFFY '
LEE 'OH OHHHHH'
MAF 'NOW I WON'T DRAW ANY MORE CONCLUSIONS'
LEE 'OR KITTENS ARE PUSSY COULD BE GARETH'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW HAHAHA'
LEE 'HAHAHA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY'
MAF 'OH LORDY'
LEE 'HE'S KNOWS I'M ONLY JOKING'
MAF 'HE'S A NINJA YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE' HE'S AN INDIAN?!'
MAF 'NINJA'
LEE 'FANTASTIC'
MAF 'THE WORRYING THING ABOUT THIS IS I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING WE WRITE THIS'
LEE 'OH NO'
MAF 'BECAUSE...'
LEE 'I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO LYNNETT EARLIER ON. WE STARTED OUT WE HAD THIS CHARACTER, AND HE'S NOW EVOLVED AND HE HAS A SCOPE OPERA AND IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH US ANYMORE, IT'S JUST OUT OF OUR CONTROL'
MAF 'YA THIS JUST HAPPENS, WE'RE JUST THE AUDIENCE, IF YOU LIKE'
LEE 'I WONDER IF IT'S ACTUALLY REAL LIFE. WE'RE NOT SEEING THAT DEEPLY INTO IT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND WE'VE STUMBLED ACROSS IT. DO YOU THINK'
MAF 'YES FOR THAT TO HAPPEN YOU'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE FACT THAT SCOPY STEVE IS OUR VOICE MAN AND INTRODUCES THE SHOW.'
LEE ' BUT HE COULD WELL BE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'S VERY SURREAL VERY DALI'
MAF 'LAST FRIDAY I GOT MYSELF A GARDENER. HE'S NOT BEEN YET'
LEE 'LAST FRIDAY I LOST A GARDENER'
LEE 'LOOKS LIKE A HORSE'
MAF 'AND NOT A PRETTY HORSE EITHER NOT THERE'S SUCH THINGS AS PRETTY HORSES. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IDEA'
LEE 'YA LET'S GET THAT ESTABLISHED. NEIGH!'
LEE 'TAMARA SORRY LOVE CAN YOU JUST BRING YOUR WEB CAM SMALLER AGAIN? CAUSE IT'S VERY PIXILATED CAUSE YOU'VE GOT A SHIT CAM'
MAF 'HAHA WE SENT HER THAT!'
LEE 'DID WE?'
MAF 'IT'S THE ONE YOU'RE USING NOW. IT'S NOT A SHIT CAM'
LEE 'AHHH WELL...YOU'VE NOT INSTALLED IT PROPERLY THEN'
MAF 'I'VE GOT LILY TOMLIN SAT ON MY FACE'
LEE 'THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JEFF DANIELS SONG'
MAF 'IT'S ALL GETTING A BIT REAL'
'LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE DONE. OCCASIONALLY WE DO GET A SENSIBLE SERIOUS ONE THAT HAS NO RELATION TO THE SCOPE OPERA AND OTHER TIMES WE HAVE A WEEK LIKE THIS.'
'I NEED TO START DRINKING'
'LEAVE US YOUR DALMATIANS BUT WE'RE STOPPING AT 101'
'TEXAS GAVE US MONO, SHE GAVE IT TO US A FEW TIMES'
'IT'S PINK AND BLUE AND GERMY'
'I THINK SHE SAID IT ALONG THE LINES - WHAT'S UP...TIGGER'
'I CAN BE INTERESTING. WELL ALRIGHT MAYBE NOT'
'WE'LL PLAY A YES TUNE WHEN WE WANT TO HAVE A DUMP OR EAT DINNER'
'YAY THE KAHLUA VAN'S ARRIVED!'
'MR.FLUFFY-LAMB SR, WE NEED TO SPEAK NICE TO FLUFFY-LAMB SR'
'I CAN SEE THE POST MAN HURRYING DOWN THE PATH IN MY HEAD'
'I'M SORRY I SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE BUT IF IT WAS CINDY WE WERE SAYING LOOKED LIKE THAT SHE'D BE THREATENING TO KILL US'
'NOT ONLY FREE BEER, FLUFFY'S THREATENING TO DELIVER IT HERSELF'
'WE'RE UM OHHH AHHH EWWW OH! WHAT'S GOING ON?'
'MR. RANDOM AND WEDGE HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND'
'I NEED TO START THINKING LIKE AN ADULT'
'SHE'S NOT VERY NICE TO ME THAT LILY TOMLIN'
'WELL IT'S QUARTER TO THAT TIME ALREADY'
'MAYBE THEY'RE CALLED TAMARA ROCKS IN TAMARA LAND. THAT WOULD BE CANADA THEN'
'YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I LIKE TAMARA THIS WEEK'
LEE
'BY CARLESBURG EDGE. NATURALLY BLUED...BLUED? NATURALLY BREWED WITH CITRUS'
'THERE'S A LINK THERE WITH SPOTTY DOGS ISN'T THERE? SHE'S ASKING FOR DALMATIANS OR SOMETHING. OR THERE'S A DALMATIAN BUTTON. A LITTLE BLACK AND WHITE SPOTTY BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEM A SPOTTY DOG.'
'PHILLUM AND WILLIAM'
'WE'LL SAY HOW GOOD YOU ARE IF YOU GET US DRUNK FOR FREE'
'HOW VERY DARE YOU'
'HI LEE IT'S LEE'
'IT'S ALL GOING PEAR SHAPED TONIGHT ISN'T IT'
'I WONDER IF GOD TOLD HIM AFTERWARD AND THEY HAD A LAUGH AFTERWARD'
Friday, June 01, 2007
MAY 31st
SHOW 156
PODCAST 69
He's all business this week. The usual; date, show, podcast, a joke and an insult to the guys. No mention of Audrey or anything else personal. Keeping his cards close to his chest.
Lee has his jingle player back. Maf seems thrilled about this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SCOPY SOAPY
Audrey has mychingoed this blog! Have a listen!
An email is sent to the Snug for Scopy Steve. Phil's doctor, Dr.Neil Down, tells scopy that Phil has escaped and to call the cops if he shows up. He says not to worry Phillip shouldn't be violent, he's just unhappy.
There's another call from Elizabeth requesting Another Brick in the Wall (or we don't need not education as Liz likes to call it) Who is this Elizabeth?
Audrey calls the Snug's mychingo. She can not reach Steve on his mobile/cell phone. She has good news. Is she pregnant? That's what is sounds like.... Why has Steve not mentioned her? Is he 'just not that into her?' Are they still a happy couple?
There is a cryptic message from Psst. There is no translator handy so the message is not understood.
That's it for this week's look at As the Snug Turns
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is a whole mystery surrounding the Scope Opera. Who are the fingers behind the computer simulated voices? It could be one person or several. It could be Lee, he loves fiddling with his software. I doubt it is Maf, he certainly CBA. Gareth? Maybe but probably not. Firstly he would not make an error with a Pink Floyd song title (unless he did it to throw us off) and secondly he would not request the guys to sing Pink Floyd and potentially 'butcher' the band he worships. Fluffy? Her laptop was out of order for a while but that could be a salmon fish. lolCindyb is a likely candidate as well and for that matter so am I. It could be new listener Ian or an old listener who is having fun messing with the guys! It's kind of like LOST, more questions than answers.
Lee spends much of the show playing with webcam max. He has lots of fun. Maf starts to feel like Lee is not listening.
We get an update on Maf's camping trip. He was ill prepared. His sleeping bag was too small and he only brought one each. Sounds like he had 2 chilly nights.
Much talk shittyness occurs covering many topics.
The guys get an education on what mono is. In the UK it's called glandular fever.
An organic {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}
Ian makes it into the chat room! HQ is accused of flirting!
SKYPE CALLS! Firstly they call Glen but there is no answer.
Then they surprise call me! I get grilled about Audrey and Elizabeth. Also innuendos abound!
Then they call Glen back. Maf giggles himself silly over Glen's comment 'dolphin's show and stuff' which sounded like dolphins showing stuff.
Maf revisits Idiocracy (the movie).
CindyB's new nickname is cupcake because she is obsessed with cupcakes.
Further talk shittyness and the show ends for another week.
I've been Tamara
Good night!
QUOTES
MAF 'I DID NOTICED THAT THE WHOLE SCOPY SOAP OPERA HAS JUST TAKEN A BIT OF A TURN FOR THE WEIRD'
LEE 'TURN FOR THE WEIRD?'
MAF 'IT'S A BIT WORRYING A COUPLE PEOPLE CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW KNOW WHERE I LIVE. BUT AUDREY'S BEEN MESSAGING TAMARA'
LEE 'HMMM? REALLY?
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS YET'
MAF 'TAMARA'S OTHER PERSONALITY HAS BEEN EMAILING HERSELF. NO NO SHE SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
LEE 'UH YA BUT THAT COULD BE A THAT COULD BE A I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT'
LEE 'UM IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FISH.....FISH....SALMON ....HERRING! AHH COULD BE A RED HERRING'
MAF 'SO UM TAMARA DOESN'T THINK IT'S HER'
LEE 'SHE'S NOT 100% SURE IS SHE?'
MAF 'WELL YOU KNOW'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'THESE CANADIANS'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER AND SHE'S AMERICAN. ACTUALLY SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T HER, WHAT SHE SAID WAS TAMARA'S EMAILED ASKING IF IT WAS ME. WE THINK IT'S LEE IS WHAT IT SAYS' {I still think it could be Lee}
LEE 'WOOOOOOO'
MAF 'AND SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T ME'
LEE 'IT'S PROBABLY MRS. SCARLET IN THE LIBRARY'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING IF EACH OF THESE PEOPLE, EACH OF OUR LIVE LISTENERS HAS TAKEN ON A SPLIT PERSONALITY'
LEE 'THEY TAKE IT IN TURNS UNLIKE THE BLOG'
MAF 'UNLIKE THE BLOG HAHAHA'
LEE 'THEY JUST POST A SPEAK-N-SPELL TO EACH OTHER'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING THAT WE HAVEN'T FOUND AUDREY BUT I THINK WE'VE ASKED SOMEONE WHO'S ELIZABETH IF THEY'RE AUDREY SO THEY'VE QUITE RIGHTLY SAID NO'
MAF 'DID HE GO HOME AND BEAT HIS NURSE?'
LEE 'I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT BEFORE. HEY NURSEY!'
LEE 'I MEAN THE BLOG IS GREAT, IT IS A REFLECTION OF THE SHOW'
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. THE BLOGS GREAT BUT THE SHOW IS [FANTASTIC]'
MAF 'YES SO THE BLOG HAS TO BE.....ALSO...[FANTASTIC]' (the [ ] brackets indicate Lee using his jingle player)
LEE 'SO IT SORT OF NARROWS IT DOWN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD'
MAF 'NOW TAMARA'S JUST GONE A BIT APE IN THE CHAT ROOM. SHE'S GOING IS LEE CSI OR SOMETHING?! CINDY'S GOT SOME ANSWERING TO DO!'
LEE 'I'M NOT CSI, I'M CBA'
MAF 'I'M GOING TO UNINSTALL THAT'
LEE 'NO YOU'RE NOT. IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME'
LEE 'WE'VE DONE 69 AND THERE'S 69 THERE AS WELL'
MAF 'I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT. WE HAVEN'T DONE A 69, UMM EH WE'VE DONE 69 SHOWS. I KNOW PODZINNGER'S LISTENING'
LEE 'DO WE HAVE A TAMARA SINGS THIS WEEK?'
MAF 'NO DO YOU KNOW WHAT?'
LEE 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SENT HER STUFF, SHE MOANED AT ME FOR...'
MAF 'COULD YOU B.A.'d?'
LEE 'I B.A.'d'
MAF 'YOU B.A.'d. AND SHE C.B.A.'d'
LEE 'YA.'
LEE 'I WENT TO THE CANARY ISLANDS AND BROUGHT BACK A CANARY, WHAT WOULD YOU WOULD GET IF YOU WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS'
MAF 'MONO PROBABLY'
LEE 'TAMARA'S STILL THERE SO THAT'S GOOD. SO FLUFFY'S TURNED ME OFF'
MAF 'WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME'
LEE 'WELL IN THAT CASE I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FIDDLE'
MAF 'PARDON?'
LEE 'OH WITH MY CAM'
MAF 'ALRIGHTY'
MAF
'PULL BACK FROM INNUENDO'
'CANADA'S SLAPPING YOU AT THE MOMENT FOR SUGGESTING THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME FLAG AS THE AMERICANS'
'I'M JUST TAKING A STEP BACK FROM HIM'
'SHE'S FLYING RIGHT OVER TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW'
'LEAVE ORLANDO'S HAIR ALONE'
'ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED NOW THAT YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF INTO PREDATOR VISION?'
'YOU'RE AWFULLY LOUD IN MY HEAD TONIGHT'
'IF YOU'RE ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A MIDGET IT'S TOO SMALL'
'IT WAS A BIT ON AND OFF SLEEPINGLY WISE'
'WE THINGY MA BOBBED'
'I NEARLY SAID SIX WEEK'S SILENCE'
'WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION BUT YOU DO!'
'I'M SORRY ELIZABETH. I'M TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE'S A REAL PERSON'
'MAKES ME WANT TO BITE THE DESK'
'LET'S NOT MENTION JAMES AND WILLY IN THE SAME SENTANCE IF WE CAN HELP IT UNLESS WE USE THE WORD GROUNDSKEEPER'
'EVERYBODY'S DENYING THAT YOU'RE THEIR SON'
'I'VE LAUGHED TOO MUCH, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'
'BACK WHEN I WERE ALIVE AND WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA AND THERE WERE TWO FILMS WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA THERE WAS A 15 MIN INTERMISSION.'
'HI I'M DOOBERY I LISTEN TO SHOW DON'T DELETE ME'
LEE
'THEY'RE NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HEROES TO BE HONEST WITH YOU'
'NOW I'M THINKING AGAIN NOW! I RESIGNED MYSELF THE FACT IT WASN'T ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY.'
'PUT FIVE AND FIVE TOGETHER AND YOU GET A WHOLE BAG OF WORMS'
'DO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT FLAG IN CANODA?' (Lee received a few e-slaps for that one!)
'I'M DRINKING BLANK BEER'
'WHAT ABOUT OINTMENT? YA TAMARA TAKE ME SERIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE A SONG WITH OINTMENT IN THE TITLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MUSIC CHARTS ARE LIKE IN CANODA BUT OVER HERE! HERE'S THE LATEST OFFERING FROM MCFLY. MCFLY AND THE OINTMENTS. TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!' (he did ask for something topical!)
'DID YOUR MUM GET HER BAPS OUT?'
'BY MIDNIGHT SHE'LL BE DRIPPING ON HER KEYBOARD BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT SHOW'
SHOW 156
PODCAST 69
THE ONE WHERE THEY DESPERATLY TRY NOT TO MENTION THAT IT'S SHOW
69
And Scopy say? 69
He's all business this week. The usual; date, show, podcast, a joke and an insult to the guys. No mention of Audrey or anything else personal. Keeping his cards close to his chest.
Lee has his jingle player back. Maf seems thrilled about this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SCOPY SOAPY
Audrey has mychingoed this blog! Have a listen!
An email is sent to the Snug for Scopy Steve. Phil's doctor, Dr.Neil Down, tells scopy that Phil has escaped and to call the cops if he shows up. He says not to worry Phillip shouldn't be violent, he's just unhappy.
There's another call from Elizabeth requesting Another Brick in the Wall (or we don't need not education as Liz likes to call it) Who is this Elizabeth?
Audrey calls the Snug's mychingo. She can not reach Steve on his mobile/cell phone. She has good news. Is she pregnant? That's what is sounds like.... Why has Steve not mentioned her? Is he 'just not that into her?' Are they still a happy couple?
There is a cryptic message from Psst. There is no translator handy so the message is not understood.
That's it for this week's look at As the Snug Turns
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is a whole mystery surrounding the Scope Opera. Who are the fingers behind the computer simulated voices? It could be one person or several. It could be Lee, he loves fiddling with his software. I doubt it is Maf, he certainly CBA. Gareth? Maybe but probably not. Firstly he would not make an error with a Pink Floyd song title (unless he did it to throw us off) and secondly he would not request the guys to sing Pink Floyd and potentially 'butcher' the band he worships. Fluffy? Her laptop was out of order for a while but that could be a salmon fish. lolCindyb is a likely candidate as well and for that matter so am I. It could be new listener Ian or an old listener who is having fun messing with the guys! It's kind of like LOST, more questions than answers.
Lee spends much of the show playing with webcam max. He has lots of fun. Maf starts to feel like Lee is not listening.
We get an update on Maf's camping trip. He was ill prepared. His sleeping bag was too small and he only brought one each. Sounds like he had 2 chilly nights.
Much talk shittyness occurs covering many topics.
The guys get an education on what mono is. In the UK it's called glandular fever.
An organic {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}
Ian makes it into the chat room! HQ is accused of flirting!
SKYPE CALLS! Firstly they call Glen but there is no answer.
Then they surprise call me! I get grilled about Audrey and Elizabeth. Also innuendos abound!
Then they call Glen back. Maf giggles himself silly over Glen's comment 'dolphin's show and stuff' which sounded like dolphins showing stuff.
Maf revisits Idiocracy (the movie).
CindyB's new nickname is cupcake because she is obsessed with cupcakes.
Further talk shittyness and the show ends for another week.
I've been Tamara
Good night!
QUOTES
MAF 'I DID NOTICED THAT THE WHOLE SCOPY SOAP OPERA HAS JUST TAKEN A BIT OF A TURN FOR THE WEIRD'
LEE 'TURN FOR THE WEIRD?'
MAF 'IT'S A BIT WORRYING A COUPLE PEOPLE CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW KNOW WHERE I LIVE. BUT AUDREY'S BEEN MESSAGING TAMARA'
LEE 'HMMM? REALLY?
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS YET'
MAF 'TAMARA'S OTHER PERSONALITY HAS BEEN EMAILING HERSELF. NO NO SHE SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
LEE 'UH YA BUT THAT COULD BE A THAT COULD BE A I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT'
LEE 'UM IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FISH.....FISH....SALMON ....HERRING! AHH COULD BE A RED HERRING'
MAF 'SO UM TAMARA DOESN'T THINK IT'S HER'
LEE 'SHE'S NOT 100% SURE IS SHE?'
MAF 'WELL YOU KNOW'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'THESE CANADIANS'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER AND SHE'S AMERICAN. ACTUALLY SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T HER, WHAT SHE SAID WAS TAMARA'S EMAILED ASKING IF IT WAS ME. WE THINK IT'S LEE IS WHAT IT SAYS' {I still think it could be Lee}
LEE 'WOOOOOOO'
MAF 'AND SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T ME'
LEE 'IT'S PROBABLY MRS. SCARLET IN THE LIBRARY'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING IF EACH OF THESE PEOPLE, EACH OF OUR LIVE LISTENERS HAS TAKEN ON A SPLIT PERSONALITY'
LEE 'THEY TAKE IT IN TURNS UNLIKE THE BLOG'
MAF 'UNLIKE THE BLOG HAHAHA'
LEE 'THEY JUST POST A SPEAK-N-SPELL TO EACH OTHER'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING THAT WE HAVEN'T FOUND AUDREY BUT I THINK WE'VE ASKED SOMEONE WHO'S ELIZABETH IF THEY'RE AUDREY SO THEY'VE QUITE RIGHTLY SAID NO'
MAF 'DID HE GO HOME AND BEAT HIS NURSE?'
LEE 'I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT BEFORE. HEY NURSEY!'
LEE 'I MEAN THE BLOG IS GREAT, IT IS A REFLECTION OF THE SHOW'
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. THE BLOGS GREAT BUT THE SHOW IS [FANTASTIC]'
MAF 'YES SO THE BLOG HAS TO BE.....ALSO...[FANTASTIC]' (the [ ] brackets indicate Lee using his jingle player)
LEE 'SO IT SORT OF NARROWS IT DOWN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD'
MAF 'NOW TAMARA'S JUST GONE A BIT APE IN THE CHAT ROOM. SHE'S GOING IS LEE CSI OR SOMETHING?! CINDY'S GOT SOME ANSWERING TO DO!'
LEE 'I'M NOT CSI, I'M CBA'
MAF 'I'M GOING TO UNINSTALL THAT'
LEE 'NO YOU'RE NOT. IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME'
LEE 'WE'VE DONE 69 AND THERE'S 69 THERE AS WELL'
MAF 'I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT. WE HAVEN'T DONE A 69, UMM EH WE'VE DONE 69 SHOWS. I KNOW PODZINNGER'S LISTENING'
LEE 'DO WE HAVE A TAMARA SINGS THIS WEEK?'
MAF 'NO DO YOU KNOW WHAT?'
LEE 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SENT HER STUFF, SHE MOANED AT ME FOR...'
MAF 'COULD YOU B.A.'d?'
LEE 'I B.A.'d'
MAF 'YOU B.A.'d. AND SHE C.B.A.'d'
LEE 'YA.'
LEE 'I WENT TO THE CANARY ISLANDS AND BROUGHT BACK A CANARY, WHAT WOULD YOU WOULD GET IF YOU WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS'
MAF 'MONO PROBABLY'
LEE 'TAMARA'S STILL THERE SO THAT'S GOOD. SO FLUFFY'S TURNED ME OFF'
MAF 'WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME'
LEE 'WELL IN THAT CASE I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FIDDLE'
MAF 'PARDON?'
LEE 'OH WITH MY CAM'
MAF 'ALRIGHTY'
MAF
'PULL BACK FROM INNUENDO'
'CANADA'S SLAPPING YOU AT THE MOMENT FOR SUGGESTING THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME FLAG AS THE AMERICANS'
'I'M JUST TAKING A STEP BACK FROM HIM'
'SHE'S FLYING RIGHT OVER TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW'
'LEAVE ORLANDO'S HAIR ALONE'
'ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED NOW THAT YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF INTO PREDATOR VISION?'
'YOU'RE AWFULLY LOUD IN MY HEAD TONIGHT'
'IF YOU'RE ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A MIDGET IT'S TOO SMALL'
'IT WAS A BIT ON AND OFF SLEEPINGLY WISE'
'WE THINGY MA BOBBED'
'I NEARLY SAID SIX WEEK'S SILENCE'
'WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION BUT YOU DO!'
'I'M SORRY ELIZABETH. I'M TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE'S A REAL PERSON'
'MAKES ME WANT TO BITE THE DESK'
'LET'S NOT MENTION JAMES AND WILLY IN THE SAME SENTANCE IF WE CAN HELP IT UNLESS WE USE THE WORD GROUNDSKEEPER'
'EVERYBODY'S DENYING THAT YOU'RE THEIR SON'
'I'VE LAUGHED TOO MUCH, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'
'BACK WHEN I WERE ALIVE AND WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA AND THERE WERE TWO FILMS WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA THERE WAS A 15 MIN INTERMISSION.'
'HI I'M DOOBERY I LISTEN TO SHOW DON'T DELETE ME'
LEE
'THEY'RE NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HEROES TO BE HONEST WITH YOU'
'NOW I'M THINKING AGAIN NOW! I RESIGNED MYSELF THE FACT IT WASN'T ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY.'
'PUT FIVE AND FIVE TOGETHER AND YOU GET A WHOLE BAG OF WORMS'
'DO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT FLAG IN CANODA?' (Lee received a few e-slaps for that one!)
'I'M DRINKING BLANK BEER'
'WHAT ABOUT OINTMENT? YA TAMARA TAKE ME SERIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE A SONG WITH OINTMENT IN THE TITLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MUSIC CHARTS ARE LIKE IN CANODA BUT OVER HERE! HERE'S THE LATEST OFFERING FROM MCFLY. MCFLY AND THE OINTMENTS. TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!' (he did ask for something topical!)
'DID YOUR MUM GET HER BAPS OUT?'
'BY MIDNIGHT SHE'LL BE DRIPPING ON HER KEYBOARD BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT SHOW'
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