Thursday, February 22, 2007

Show 143 podcast 56

The One With
The Unwashing Machine Boy
and his stinky shirt, sticky crotch,
bollocks and hairy nipples

Looks like Scopy Steve is still with us. No meanness but some kind of joke... (I think it was a joke) Britiany Bald Spears was playing loudly in the background so it was hard to tell.

Starts out with Maf not being able to hear himself.

Maf's seperating wall (the one to keep Lee away from him during the show) fell down (in a voodoo fashion), knocking Maf's drink over and onto his crotch. What a way to start the show!

Contact details.

Lee has posted photos on the flicker site.
---------->>>>> http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ <<<<<<--------------

CindyB get a mic! Then leave messages for Maf and Lee.

Maf tells a harrowing story of THE LAUNDRY STILL IN THE WASHER AFTER A WEEK!!! The stentch still fills our nostrils! Actually it sounded as if this was the first time he had ever done that. I've had musty washing a number of times. I wash them again, with soap (and sometimes some baking soda), and dry them. Usually that is enough to get rid of the musty smell. T's Handy Household Tip of the week.

Snug TV will it ever get off the ground?

Competition.... 2 entires. I just entered. Was I too late?

Is Fluffy cheating on The Snug with another station? (the guys want to know)

Maf has an exciting existance of get up, work, come home, watch telly, go to bed and start over again. How can he handle the breakneck pace of his life?

Maf tells a joke and Lee has the gall to tell him it wasn't funny! And then goes and tells an even worse joke.

GEEZE PEOPLE LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! GO TO THE SNUG SITE AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!
------------------------->>>>>http://www.snugradio.co.uk/<<<<<---------------------------
We all thought the gay bloke was Lee but it was Roy! I left a message and Crystal left a message as well. What's your excuse? Fluffy?! Gareth?! Y'all?!


{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE -with the wind gustling past Maf's nose hairs -}}}}

Non-pirate Gareth was on Fluffy's webcam! And apparently I'm in a taxi stand! Alright my home is not a castle like you lot live in over there and I have never been in a taxi office so I don't know what one looks like, but I take great offence! :o( (LOL) I'd go and slap him but I can't be assed.

A site Maf discovered...
------------>>>>>www.fanedit.org <<<<<<-----------------------

Lee gets despondent when listeners don't respond. Poor Lee.... Do you know the saying that 20% of the people do 80% of the work. How does that figure with the (real) numbers of listeners?

Maf's credit card offered him interest free money and he took it! Hey um Maf how about a loan? :o)

The fellas are a little wishy washy tonight. They can't seem to decide what music to play now. They go for something random....Whistle - Just Buggin'

Tamara sings Beautiful South (and the fellas sing along) I had to sing higher than I usually do.... I don't like it so much. The guys do good though!
Anyway moving along.....


Life on Mars ROCKS!!!
Heroes ROCKS!!!
LOST ...... is not even mentioned
Grey's Anatomy made me cry this week. (I cried for almost half the show... ya ya I'm a sensitive girl at heart)

CindyB is enticing physical interactions between the fellas.... Just wait nipples will appear! "SNUG BOYS SHOW US YOUR NIPPLES" Now they want us to send in our nipples! No hairy ones.

THERE WAS NO 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED?!?!

Harikaraoke The Commitments - Hard to Handle

And with that the show is over.
This has been my versions of the events that transpired on Feb. 22 2007
I've been Tamara and this has been the Snug Fans Blog - goodnight (ok it's only 11:29 am but you get the point)

TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'I CAN'T HEAR ME'
LEE 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU EITHER'

LEE 'YOUR DICTION'S FANTASTIC'
MAF 'WAY HEY!! I GET THAT A LOT YA KNOW'
LEE 'REALLY? FANTASTIC'

LEE 'WHERE'S THE BELL'
MAF 'FOOTBELL'
LEE 'TAHA TAHA WHAT?'
MAF 'FOOT BELL'
LEE 'IZ ZAT A NEW GAME? AHH WE PLAYZ ZA FOOTBELL OVER HERE. I PREFER MY BELL ON THE DESK IF YOU DON'T MIND'
MAF 'SO I'VE HEARD'


MAF 'OH BASTARD IT WAS SUNNY DELIGHT IT'S GONNA BE ALL STICKY'
LEE 'OH NO OH NO, STICKY CROTCH. YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME DON'T YA'
MAF 'IT'S THE DESK I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT'
LEE 'YA BUT IT ISN'T A DESK'
MAF 'YA IT IS!'
LEE 'IT'S A PLANK OF MDF'
MAF 'YA BUT THERE'S A REAL DESK UNDERNEATH IT'
LEE 'WHAT WAITING TO GET OUT?'

MAF 'TALKING OF ODD SMELLING, MY T-SHIRT BEFORE I SPILT SYDNEY-D'
LEE 'SYDNEY- D?'
MAF 'SYDNEY-D. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?'
LEE 'CINDYB ON YOUR T-SHIRT?'

LEE 'ITS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON THOUGH, I'M HOBNOBBING'
MAF I DON'T CARE WHO YOU'RE NOBBING'

LEE 'OH MY GOD TAMARA'S GOT HER TOP OFF, JUST KIDDING!!! HAHAHA OHHH MAJOR CRICK IN YOUR NECK NOW!'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'HAHAHA'
MAF 'OH THAT HURT'
LEE 'OH GOSH THAT WAS FUNNY'
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU EXPCET?!'
LEE 'OH MY GOD! OH THAT WAS LIKE....'
MAF 'IT WAS LIKE THE EXORCIST, MY HEAD SPUN 360 DEGREES!'

MAF

'I MADE REALLY CERTAIN I WASN'T GOING TO KNOCK THAT OVER TOO'
'YOU CAN CROSS THAT OFF YOUR "MAF PROMISED" LIST.'
'I TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES WITH DIFFERENT FACES AND SLAPPED THEM ALL TOGETHER IN WORK'
'IT'S REALLY WEIRD NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ME'
'I'LL JUST TALK LOUDER IN MY HEAD'
'I THOUGHT OH FIDDLE STICKS'
'I WASN'T NOT GOING TO WEAR IT BECAUSE IT SMELLED A LITTLE'
'I'VE DONE MY HALF WHAT ABOUT YOURS MWAHAHAHA, DONE IN A CANADIAN ACCENT'
'I THINK WE MUST BE THE WORSEYEST WORSE FOR PEOPLE GETTING BACK TO US'
'YES I WENT TO WATCH A BRAZILIAN.... BEING DONE'
'I CAN'T THINK OF ANY FAMOUS LESBIANS' (KD Lang, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia DE Rossi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_de_Rossi) , Rosy O'Donnell, Anne Murray, Marlene Dietrich, Melissa Etheridge,
'I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY'
'I'VE GIVEN HER THE TOOLS TO HELP ME HELP HER AND SHE WON'T TAKE EM'
'SHE WAS A LITTLE QUICK BUT I LIKE THAT IN A GIRL'
'I'M JUST A BIT WORRIED ABOUT CINDY'S CURRENT MESSENGING PHYSIOLOGY'
'AN ADULTS ONLY FAMILY SHOW'
'THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT CINDY, SHE LIKES MY NIPPLES'
'IF WINDY'S CEBCAM?'
'DO YOU THINK WE'D GET A LOT OF TEXAS NIPPLES?'
'PICK NUMBERS IN YOUR HEAD AT RANDOM.'

LEE

'SORRY MATE THAT WAS A LOT LIKE VOODOO'
'IT'S QUITE FUNNY THIS WEEK BECAUSE I THINK I'M TURNING INTO DAMION, FROM THE OMEN FILMS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I'M NOT DOING IT CONSCIOUSLY, I THINK IT'S SUB-CONSCIOUS. UMM I'VE BEEN SHAFTED NO NOT SHAFTED, SHIFTED THAT'S IT, I'VE BEEN SHIFTED TO ANOTHER BRANCH.' {{{THAT'LL TEACH YA' INTERJECTS MAF}}} 'I DIDN'T WANT TO GO THERE'
'AT THE MOMENT DON'T CROSS ME'
'SHE'S THERE A DAY AND SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TEEHEE! SO SO AT THE MOMENT DON'T CROSS ME'
'THREE FOOT AND STICKY WITH A PERMA TAN'
'EVEN THE BELL CAN'T BE ASSED ANYMORE'
'THE ONLY CARPET I'VE SEEN THAT HAS SCURVY'
'IT DAWNED ON ME AT LAST THAT I'M GETTING FAT'
'DRIVING A CAR WITH A BABY ON ITS KNEE'
'I CAN'T IT'S A THINGY ONE'
'NEVER MIND STICKING STICKERS ON COFFEE SQUARES!'
'OH I'M VERY REASONABLE'
'IT'S A FIVE PAGE WEBSHITE'
'FREE BOOZE FOR TWENTY-FIVE QUID'
'LET'S FACE IT WE DO ATTRACT PERVERTS DON'T WE'
'NO NINJA NIPPLES'

THE SHOW THAT'S TWEEN
(TWEEN VALENTINES
AND MY BIRTHDAY)
and we all know it's about meeeeeeeee!!!!

A shorty short green onions followed by scopy Steve again. Rude as usual, this time being mean to the guys so that's alright.

I have my very own Tamara's Jukebox! I am so lucky... I even recorded a message for it...
AND Lee made me a Birthday banner on the site! Fluffy only got happy birthday sung to her! I got my very own banner! I am sooooo special. (see it is all about me)

There is a new recorder thingy on the Snug site. Go record a message! They suggest that Fluffy or Gareth or anyone else to leave a Birthday message, so like a good little automaton I go and leave a Birthday message.

This week's pirate is CindyB. Turns out the fellas didn't know I had included photos of most of the live listeners! lol I do as I am told and sent a message. I do the blady blady blaaaaa.

CindyB requests more stories and for Lee to shout 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED' It's funny when Lee shouts and Aled shouts back! Sadly no 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED' tonight, they try but he doesn't answer and doesn't call back.

Lee tells a joke about condoms that I am sure he's done before....Fluffy agreed (if I remember right)

Snug brainstorming session about Skype broadcasting and the like. It's nice to be invited into the Snug staff meetings. Us listeners are like not so silent partners who have no choice or control.

Maf and Lee have some weird ideas of what life is like here on Salt Spring Island... lol We are just a bunch of barbarians here.

Lee's nervous to do his interview with Black. He has to because it's posted on the forum under Lee Promised! Funny Lee White interviewing Black.... sing Ebony and Ivory during the interview Lee.

SPECIAL MESSAGE TO PODCAST LISTENERS
If you are reading this tell me why have you not been to the forum? Go sign up and post. Why have you not recorded a message on the Snug's official site snugradio.co.uk Also post a message here.... get involved you know you want to!


Podzinger, if you haven't had a look, now is the time! It's really funny how it mishears what the fellas say!
Here's some for your enjoyment.

0:12:36 ... knives made light it is I co host as -- small. Internet radio show based impressed night we go live to us dug into his -- now -- -- with 10000 people about.

0:14:36 ... about the petitions. Let me not obviously gay didn't he gives instant radio regretful fit into the -- Reaching -- lyrics Steve sung and coalition of radio somebody else on the reply from them Aaron. This much money yet yet -- managers sent to eagle says no.

0:18:53 ... block no named Kelly also we know about stuff excluded manager Houston radio young you don't but he can't just a moment. Scully to so correction in the -- Colin and web browser top line ...

0:32:59 ... anybody's evil. Then land. As a remedy this we want streets and radio products saying bring it could bring -- -- idea. Yeah -- and yet you don't know the numbers. Now what -- Sonoma ...

1:07:04 ... being being played on the show it was like. Off the Internet radio good ...

1:08:09 ... -- you. I think the kids get picked up by a managing radio things -- huh. Hall the who wanted to let you teach me -- to. It it's not mistake

There you have it, intellegent software, look how far we've come baby! (or if podzinger were to interperate that it would say 'stair for rabbits. kill lint stealer. look cow fart out baby huh'

TUNE TIME - Fall Out Boy

Go to the forum and check out Lee's latest promise. link would be posted here if I could be assed.... see below....

Maf treads on thin ice by offering 'constructive critsimis' about this blog. This one! The absolutly perfect pieces of writing done either by me or Fluffy Lamb. IS there room for improvement? I doubt it but I'll listen to what he has to say. (taking Maf off mute now....will he have anything useful to say about the making of this blog.... we shall see/hear) yes yes excelent blogs (thanks Maf) perfect beyond improvement. OK here's the thing... he wants links for things we post about.

Maf is trying to start a rivley between the podcast listeners and live listeners. Live listeners rule. Podcast listeners drewl!
Maf wonders why someone would leave a half hour message on their website recorder....that sounds like a challenge!

Hey there's a scavenger hunt game going on on the forum... go play. oh ok Maf here the link http://ccgi.rokushakubo.plus.com/snugforum/index.php

Talking about big breasted women....
somewhat attractive woman who sometimes looks like a minger = a minger
a minger with huge mammories = less of a minger
stupid faced women with a vacent look = needs a slap
stupid woman with huge mammories = slap but not across the face (wink wink)


_______________this is where Tamara's portion of the Blog ends__________

-->>>>>here is where Fluffy's begins when she gets a chance:o)<<<<<<<---------------

TOGETHER
MAF 'I KNOBADY NABDADABADA I NORMALLY KNOW....YA I KNOW WE NORMALLY SAY WE'VE GOT AN ACTION PACKED SHOW FOR YOU THIS WEEK'
LEE'BUT THERE WILL BE NO ACTION HERE TONIGHT'
MAF 'PACKED OR OTHER WISE'

LEE 'AND I'VE GOT A FLUFFY FACE'
MAF 'FLUFFY FACE? YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A SHAVE!'

LEE 'I'LL JUST GO AND BUY MYSELF A LOAD OF CRAP MAGAZINES'
MAF 'JUST GO TO THE DOCTORS AND GET ONE FOR FREE.'
LEE 'COSMOPOLOTIN ONE POUND FIFTY'
MAF 'HOT SEX FOR YOUR MAN'
LEE 'YA WE COULD FILM IT FOR YOUTUBE'
MAF 'WHAT HOT SEX FOR YOUR MAN?'
LEE 'THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA THEN I HAD... HAHAHAHA FAIR DUES I WAS JUST GONNA STAND OUTSIDE OF BOOTS SELLING MAGAZINES BUT I LOVE THAT!'



MAF
'THAT WAS DISPERATE NOT DESPERATE'
'IT'S TAMARA'S BIRTHDAY TAMORROW'
'WE'LL ROLL OUR EYES AND YOU. BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR THAT UNLESS WE MAKE SQUIDGY NOISES WITH OUR EYEBALLS'
'UM YA AND I LOOKED AND IT WAS LIKE I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT AT ALL I ACTUALLY GOT THE FILE OF THE SHOW AND WENT TO THE POINT WHERE IT SAID. AND LISTENED AND TRIED NOT TO LISTEN TO WHAT WE WERE SAYING, IT SOUNDED A BIT LIKE WHAT WAS APPEARING'
'IT WAS A TRIBUTE TO AN ANNA NICHOLE TRIBUTE LINK BLA WHAT AM I SAYING? PODZINGER WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT ONE!'
'HE KINDA WAS A BIT PISS TAKEY'
'SHE'S KEEPING WITH THE HELPFUL CANADIAN IMAGE....OR NOT'
'THAT'S FROM FLUFFLY, FLUFFY HOLE'
'I'M NEVER EVER SUPPOSE TO SAY FLUFFY HOLE AGAIN NEVER EVER'
'IF YOU LISTEN LIVE THEN YOU LISTEN LIVE IF YOU LISTEN TO A PODCAST LATER AND YOU'VE STILL LISTENED LIVE THEN YOU'RE A LIVE LISTENER'
'LAY OFF THOSE CANADIAN DRUGS'
'IDIOT BOY'S HAD A SEX CHANGE'
'YA I'M A LETCH, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT I HAD NECKACHE'
'THERE'S SOMETHING FACINATING ABOUT WOMEN'
'AND SHE HAD NO BOOBS AT ALL TO SPEAK OF'


LEE
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMARA YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LITTLE BANNER'
'YOU CAN LEAVE US A BLADY BLADY BLAAA MESSAGE' (ha and I do!)
'WHERE'S THE BELL?'
'A FOOT WEAR SELLING SHOP'
'USUALLY I HAVE MY FINGER ON THE PULSE AND THEN I PULL IT OUT OF MY PANTS AND WE DO THE SHOW'
'I JUST REMEBERED SOMETHING YOU CAME OUT LAST SATURDAY. DIDN'T YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES'
'THE BRA-SPANGLED-BANNER'
'I'M GOING TO PUT FLUFFY ON MY.........'

THE ONE WITH
COLONICS
BUTT WITH THE SHIT
TAKEN OUT
(MOST OF IT)

GREEN ONION AND THE SHOW STARTS WITH SCOPEY STEVE INTRODUCING THE SHOW AND STRAIGHT OFF HE BLOWS THE FAMILY RATING!

Feb 8th
As always a fun packed evening has been promised! Woo Hoo!

Anna Nicole Smith died, the news is met with shock and disbelief.

Apparently The Snug is listed on itunes as "News and Politics"

NEW SKYPE LINE 029 21 251 007 For gods sakes people call them already! They hear from me enough without me skyping them too. Come on Gareth! Fluffy! YOU READING THIS!!! CALL THEM!!

Calling Lisa in 45 mins to get the low down on her colonic experience...

No Tamara's sings tonight. I tried but it all sounded bad and not the usual bad I send, but worse bad.

Lee's upcoming interview with Colin from Black. He's scared and worried and nervous to do the interview. I guess Lee has a bit of hero worship going on.

Snugoply suggestions coming in fast and furious...2 people sent suggestion. My favorites are Scared of Spiders Street and 'A WEE'. Send more people for gods sake do it!


BIG NEWS!! LEE HAS POSTED SEVERAL POSTS ON THE SNUG FORUM RECENTLY He enjoyed himself, he highly recommends it. Now you've heard it from Lee so it must be true. It has Lee's stamp of approval so it must be cool.

'Lee promised thread' has been notice by Lee himself. He makes a promise to get a colonic while playing the guitar. Go look at the forum, it's in there so it must be true!

Lee plays with the spinney light toy and Maf explains why he yawned (some of us saw him yawn on the web cam)....he's tired!

Call to Lisa for her story of the colonic irrigation. Good story Lisa! I sense a new Snug spot, Get Lisa To Do It First.... or What Will Lisa do? If you are scared to do something they might be able to get Lisa to do it first!

The Snug has an offer to be picked up for Syndication! How exciting!

kimandjason.com Pretty cool site go have a look! Maf is impressed with their customer service.

The long forgotten Snug book has been found. It's been a year since Maf has written. Remembering AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LISTENERS.

Aled sends an accidental text to the Snug. OOPPPPPPS He then texts again, this time it's really for the guys. And the finally.....

WHERE ARE YOU ALED???
Aled doesn't have a clear connection
"Sorry mate you sound like a darlic"
"you've lost me? I've lost you, you've lost me" "there's something wrong going on here bloody hell"
"oh I'm getting confused i don't like that' "it's like Huston we have we have problems" "are you on a spaceship or what?" "it's not good" "it's not good this" "the first text I sent you was a mistake" "Lee take care and leave that 15 year old alone"

HARIKARAOKE - Not a surprise - Black's It's a Wonderful Life

And it is that time.... the show must end.... and it does, just like this blog which has painstakingly been crafted for you, by me, from the hunk of 'comedy gold' The Snug offers.
I've been Tamara Good Night!

COMBINE QUOTES

MAF 'APPARENTLY WIKIPEDIA ALREADY HAVE HER LISTED AS A RECENTLY DECEASED PERSON'
LEE 'BLIMEY THEY DON'T WASTE TIME DO THEY?'
MAF 'THEY'RE ON THE PULSE'
LEE 'OR NOT WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE'

MAF 'LEE PROMISED BUT OH NO OH NO'
LEE' THAT'S THE COLONIC IRRIGATION ISN'T'
MAF 'YES HE'S DELIVERING BUTTS'

MAF 'HE'S BEEN PLAYING AROUND WITH HIS EIGHT TRACK'
LEE 'LUCKY GIRL!'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SHOW DURING THE SHOW IN 15 MIN SEGMENTS'
MAF 'WHAT WE' 'LL BE PUTTING A TUNE ON AND YOU'LL LISTEN TO WHAT WE JUST SAID'
LEE 'OOOHHHHH I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT!'

MAF 'WE'VE GOT LISTENERS TO FULFILL"
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TIME?'
MAF 'WE'VE ALWAYS GOT TIME FULFILL OUR LISTENERS'
LEE 'WHO'S PHIL?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW BUT HE'S FULL'
LEE 'HE'S BEEN DONE ALREADY'

LEE 'SHE DOES COP A FEEL EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN I'M IN WORK'
MAF 'OF THE SHOW?'
LEE 'NO'
MAF 'WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE HER ON AS GUEST STAR THEN'
LEE 'OF THE RADIO GOD'
MAF 'HEE HEE A BIT OF GOD FLESH'
LEE 'YA A BIT OF RADIO GOD BUNS'

LEE 'CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEBODY KILLED THEMSELVES ON OUR SHOW'
MAF 'I DON'T THINK WE'D BROADCAST IT.......(chuckle - slightly evil) YA OF COURSE WE WOULD!

MAF 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T HAD FOR A LONG TIME?'
LEE 'EWWW HOLD ON I'M COMPILING A REALLY BIG LIST IN MY HEAD NOW'
MAF 'OK'
LEE 'GO ON WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF? SEE HOW CLOSE I WAS'
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
MAF 'THAT'S RIGHT A SILENCE'
LEE 'A SILENCE YES!'
MAF 'I WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD BE BEFORE YOU SHUT UP! HEEE HEE(as Lee) 'OH LET ME THINK I'M GOING TO COMPILE A LIST' 'NO NO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!'
LEE 'WE WERE ASILENCE SEEKERS'


MAF 'I'M GOING TO FIND SOME HOT PINS'
LEE 'WHAT TO POKE IN YOUR EYES?'
MAF 'YA'

MAF
'I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW.... WELL PALE I WOULD IMAGINE'
'IT SHOWS SHE'S BEHIND US SOMEWHERE IN TIME'
'I CO-HOST A SMALL...SMALL?!?! SMALL?!?! SMALL?!?! RADIO SHOW'
'LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOBODY HAVE A MYSPACE'
'I DON'T SPEAK GUITAR'
'THIS INBOX IN YAHOO IS FULL OF CINDYB, CINDYB IS OOZING OUT THE SIDES OF OUR MAIL BOX'
'LOOK PIRATE NO NOT PIRATE, HACK INTO OUR EMAIL BOX...'
'SHOULD WE SKYPE MOUSE WOMAN?'
'CINDYB CALLED US VIRGINS... B-IATCH'
'I'VE GOT STEVE, BUDGIES AND SATURDAY MORNING TV'
'IF MOLES WERE HARD AND LEATHERY... AND BOOK LIKE'
'WHILE THESE ARE BEING PLAYED I'D LIKE ALL THE LISTENERS TO PICTURE LEE AT WORK STANDING BEHIND PEOPLE HOLDING THE PHONE OUT TO THEM, PRODDING THEM, JUST PICTURE THAT IN YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU LISTEN TO SOME OF THESE'
'OH WHAT AM I DOING I DON'T KNOW...OH YA A RADIO SHOW'
'BLOKES COUNT THE SAFE MONEY WOMEN GET THE DANGEROUS STUFF'


LEE
'I FEEL A CONSPIRACY THEORY COMING ON'
'I'VE GONE DEEPER THEN THAT'
'YOU'RE JUST A HEATHEN'
'NOW YOU CARRY ON YOU BUGGER'
'I'M ONE OF THE FOUR FATHERS OF JUSTICE'
'I GOING TO PLAY GUITAR WHILE HAVING A COLONIC ONE OF THESE DAYS'
'MY LUCKY NUMBER TWO'
'YOU SEE!! YOU SEE!!I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M DOING IT"
'I WAS GOING TO USE THE FULL LIST BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE... COLONIC GUITAR, WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE? THERE WERE TWO OR THREE WASN'T THERE? ..........IN MARKS AND SPENCER! THERE WE GO.'

'I KEEP HEARING A BOINK IN MY EAR WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT SOMETHING I'M DOING HERE OR IS IT SOMETHING SOME BODY'S DOING TO ME?'

'INVISIBLE TEXT WORKS!!!'
'THAT'S WHEN YOU COULD BE ASSED'

'I KNOW THE SOUND QUALITY IS POOR BUT THAT'S NOT THE FAULT OF SKYPE, IT'S THE ELOCUTION OF THE PEOPLE'
'OH DEAR ME GOSH I SHOULD START LISTENING TO THIS SHOW, IT'S QUITE GOOD'
'WHO THE HELL AM I GOING TO DRUNKEN TYPE TO AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING?'
'SHE WAS OFF THIS WEEK SO I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF, JUST WASN'T THE SAME'

FEBRUARY 1ST AND IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE THE SHOW IS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL NONSENSE. (except CindyB doesn't make it but Fluffy's back, Gareth is in the house, I do not run away to *vom*.... and Snoozey shows up again - 2 weeks in a row, we'll start expecting you to show up every week now Snooz!)

ANOTHER NEW SPOT ON THE FAN'S BLOG
I will name the show what I think it should have been called.

TONIGHT'S SHOW
THE ONE WITH
CONSTANT GIGGLES

Green Onions and the show starts with Stephen Hawkings insulting Canadian accents!! When I see him next I'm going to kick his wheels! LOL

I ask Lee what my punishment will be for being sooooooooo far behind on the blog. I suggest spanking....There are positive responses.

The Christmas presents arrived!! And they're for Christmas 2007 so I am early!!! And the fellas play with their new toys! Hey will you be posting a photo?

New competition, help create Snugopoly game, http://www.mymonopoly.com/home.php
Help create the Snug's own Monopoly game! DO IT!!!

Sometime in March Lee is ditching us to go to a concert but he makes promises.

TONIGHT'S SKYPE
*The gal Lee knows who is getting a colonic... they say they'll be calling her next week to see how it goes.

Chitchat and then it breaks down to strange sounds and grunts and giggles...

Life on Mars COMING SOON!!!! Don't forget to tell the Canadian please.


Snug musical idea floats around....

WHERE ARE YOU ALED!!!!!
Tonight Aled is in an alley way....with a dog....poncho....listen....hello?....still in the alleyway picking shit up hopping as well. "Take care, bye"

Fluffy's webcam comes online and Maf smartens himself up. Chat about Fluffy's clothing.

Lee's Spontaneous Joke Spot
and I ring in with a joke.


FLUFFY LAMB'S BIRTHDAY IS ON TUESDAY FEB. 6TH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLUFFY LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!


Tamara sings --Mad World
I am singing quietly because James was sleeping. I then had the audacity to change it so my voice sounded louder. Maf thinks I should sing like James is sleeping all the time. :o)


Lee has found a new curry product he's in love with. He raves about it.

HARIAKARAOKE Patience - Take That

And with that the show wraps up for another week.

Thank you I've not been Maf and I have not been Lee but this has been this week's blog.
Goodnight!
Notice how the main body of the blog is getting shorter and shorter while the quotes section is getting longer?

THE NEW COMBO QUOTES SECTION

LEE 'WHERE'S THE RABBIT, SHOW ME THE RABBIT'
MAF 'THE RABBIT MUST BE IN A DIFFERENT BOX'


MAF 'THAT MIGHT SEGWAY INTO OUR OTHER BIG KIND OF NEWS.....BUT WE SHOULD MAYBE WAIT, DON'T WANT TO USE ALL MY BIG NEWS AT ONCE'
LEE 'NO NO WAIT...'
MAF 'I'M WAITING'
LEE 'WHAT IS IT?'
MAF 'IT'S IT'S....'
LEE 'DON'T DON'T TELL THEM'
MAF 'NO I'M WAITING'
LEE 'OH DON'T I KNOW EITHER?'

LEE 'NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME ONLY FLUFFY AND TAMI'
MAF 'OH WHAT CAN I SAY?'
LEE 'WHAT, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY'RE VERY BRAVE....STUPID LOOKIN' AT ME'

LEE 'I FEEL A SPANK COMING ON'
MAF 'OOOHH PUT THE MONKEY DOWN!'

MAF 'I'M GOING TO TRY A MAPLE SYRUP LEAF SHAPED SWEETY NOW
LEE 'WELL I'LL WAIT TILL YOU FINISH YOURS THEN'
MAF 'ACKKKBLAKKKHACKKKKKK'
LEE 'JUST INCASE IT'S ROHIPNAL' 'HAHAHAHA'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA' 'AND WHY WOULD TAMARA BE SENDING US ROHIPNAL?'
LEE 'THOSE SWEETS SHE SENT WERE REALLY NICE BUT AFTER HAVING ONE I WOKE THE NEXT MORNING WITH A REALLY SORE BOTTOM! I'M NOT HAVING ANYMORE'
MAF 'YOU'LL LOSE US OUR FAMILY RATING'

MAF 'I ALMOST SAID BETWEEN TWO VIRGINS' then said in a creepy pervy old man voice... 'BETWEEN TWO VIRGINS'
LEE 'NOW THERE'S A CONCEPT'

MAF 'THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT STRUCK ME LAST WEEK'
LEE 'WHAT LIGHTENING?'
MAF 'YES DID YOU TELL FROM THE HAIRSTYLE'

MAF 'THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENING ON LOST AND YOU KNOW BEARS WATCHING'
LEE ' BEARS WATCHING!?!?!'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'EWWWWW' 'GROWLLLL'

MAF 'SHE'S A TWISTED FIRE STARTER WEEEEEEEEEEEAY'
LEE 'SHE'S A TWISTED FIRE ENGINE BY THE SOUND OF THINGS'
giggle hahahaah giggle giggle hahahahaha
LEE 'WEEEEEEEYA WEEEEEEEYA' in a mickey mouse voice 'GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY PLUTO!!'

MAF 'THEY HAVE A COOL STEAM ROOM'
LEE 'OH WELL THAT'S CRAP EH WASN'T WORKING OR SOMETHING?'
MAF DISSOLVES IN A FIT OF GIGGLES
MAF 'I WONDERED WHY I WASN'T SWEATING'

MAF 'SO UNDER THE MAIN BOX ON SNUGRADIO.CO.UK YOU PUT (hahaha) BLACK TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND THAT NOBODY CAN SEE?'
LEE 'YUP YUP'

LEE 'I THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN BACK TO THIS SHOW'
MAF 'SOMEBODY SHOULD'

LEE 'SHE GETS BETTER EVERY WEEK'
MAF 'EXCEPT FOR THE WEEKS SHE DOESN'T BUT SHE GETS BETTER THE WEEK AFTER'

THE REGULAR QUOTE SECTION

MAF
'I WAS HEARING YOU ECHOING AND ONE OF YOU IS ENOUGH'
'WE PREFER PRAISE OR MONEY'
'THEY DON'T HELP SCOPES....SCOPEY STEVE'
'FEB. 1ST AND IT'S CHRISTMAS'
'WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS SQUARES' (hey man I'm hip to be square)
'I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINK I'M INVISIBLE BUT I AIN'T'
'I'M GOING TO KILL THAT AND START AGAIN'
'LET ME START MY WEBCAM AND SCARE ALL YOU INNOCENT YOUNG LADIES'
'THERE ARE TIMES WHEN SHE DOES LOOK ALRIGHT ISH'
'OH LAST WEEK'S I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE AND YET I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE FUNNY THING WAS BUT IT DID HURT'
'I'VE GOT TO BREATH OR I WILL DIE'
'YOU KNOW THAT MCMAF BASHED HIS KNEE YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'
'AHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH UNCLE ALBERT?'
'ALL RIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK'
'DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE SHE'S 4'
'SHE COULD BE NAKED WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF RED'
'YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD TAKE IT APART AND PUT US IN THE MIDDLE'
'RIGHT FLUFFY YOU'VE GOT 5 MINS TO GET A WHITE DRESS ON QUICK!'


LEE
'OH MY GOD I NEVER SAID SPAZY STEVE AT ALL!'
'YES SO YA ISN'T THAT WEIRD WHY WOULD YOU STOP THAT WORD, IT'S A LOVELY WORD.... IF YOU IS ONE.'
'THINK SHE'S HAVING A BUMP?' (nah no bumps for me ever ever again...I loves babies....when they belong to someone else!)
'I LOVE THIS PIRATE, THAT'S REALLY COOL ARGH ARGHHH'
'I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT NOW DID I?'
'NOBODY ELSE GETS A GLIMPSE OF THE RADIO gOD HIMSELF.....AYEEE TAKE MY FOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH'
'WISH HER GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW FOR THE PIPE SHOVING EXERCISE'
'SHE'S REALLY REALLY SHITTING HERSELF, AND I SAID WHAT YOU GOING FOR THEN?'
'AND AUNTIE JENS LISTENING TONIGHT AND SHE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN BLESS HER'
'THAT'S A HUMDINGER ALIBI'
'HARD TO GET TO THE BELL FOR THE PRESENTS'
'VAGUELY VAGUELY A LITTLE BIT OF ENGLISH, WHICH DID MY HEAD IN'
'SHE KNOWS SHE GETTING A PIPE UP HER BUM TOMORROW'
'IT DEPENDS HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'VE GOT IN YOUR BUM'
'I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA T, BOO'
'NOT SO MUCH FLUFFY LAMB BUT BLURRY, BLURRY LAMB'
'HOW OLD IS SHE PRETENDING TO BE?'
'I STILL THINK SHE DOES A MEAN PRINCESS LEIA IMPRESSION'


LISA' YOU'RE AN ASS YOU!!'
'I WON'T SPARE YOU ANY OF THE DETAILS'