Saturday, February 03, 2007

FEBRUARY 1ST AND IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE THE SHOW IS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL NONSENSE. (except CindyB doesn't make it but Fluffy's back, Gareth is in the house, I do not run away to *vom*.... and Snoozey shows up again - 2 weeks in a row, we'll start expecting you to show up every week now Snooz!)

ANOTHER NEW SPOT ON THE FAN'S BLOG
I will name the show what I think it should have been called.

TONIGHT'S SHOW
THE ONE WITH
CONSTANT GIGGLES

Green Onions and the show starts with Stephen Hawkings insulting Canadian accents!! When I see him next I'm going to kick his wheels! LOL

I ask Lee what my punishment will be for being sooooooooo far behind on the blog. I suggest spanking....There are positive responses.

The Christmas presents arrived!! And they're for Christmas 2007 so I am early!!! And the fellas play with their new toys! Hey will you be posting a photo?

New competition, help create Snugopoly game, http://www.mymonopoly.com/home.php
Help create the Snug's own Monopoly game! DO IT!!!

Sometime in March Lee is ditching us to go to a concert but he makes promises.

TONIGHT'S SKYPE
*The gal Lee knows who is getting a colonic... they say they'll be calling her next week to see how it goes.

Chitchat and then it breaks down to strange sounds and grunts and giggles...

Life on Mars COMING SOON!!!! Don't forget to tell the Canadian please.


Snug musical idea floats around....

WHERE ARE YOU ALED!!!!!
Tonight Aled is in an alley way....with a dog....poncho....listen....hello?....still in the alleyway picking shit up hopping as well. "Take care, bye"

Fluffy's webcam comes online and Maf smartens himself up. Chat about Fluffy's clothing.

Lee's Spontaneous Joke Spot
and I ring in with a joke.


FLUFFY LAMB'S BIRTHDAY IS ON TUESDAY FEB. 6TH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLUFFY LAMB!!!!!!!!!!!


Tamara sings --Mad World
I am singing quietly because James was sleeping. I then had the audacity to change it so my voice sounded louder. Maf thinks I should sing like James is sleeping all the time. :o)


Lee has found a new curry product he's in love with. He raves about it.

HARIAKARAOKE
Patience - Take That

And with that the show wraps up for another week.

Thank you I've not been Maf and I have not been Lee but this has been this week's blog.
Goodnight!
Notice how the main body of the blog is getting shorter and shorter while the quotes section is getting longer?

THE NEW COMBO QUOTES SECTION

LEE 'WHERE'S THE RABBIT, SHOW ME THE RABBIT'
MAF 'THE RABBIT MUST BE IN A DIFFERENT BOX'


MAF 'THAT MIGHT SEGWAY INTO OUR OTHER BIG KIND OF NEWS.....BUT WE SHOULD MAYBE WAIT, DON'T WANT TO USE ALL MY BIG NEWS AT ONCE'
LEE 'NO NO WAIT...'
MAF 'I'M WAITING'
LEE 'WHAT IS IT?'
MAF 'IT'S IT'S....'
LEE 'DON'T DON'T TELL THEM'
MAF 'NO I'M WAITING'
LEE 'OH DON'T I KNOW EITHER?'

LEE 'NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME ONLY FLUFFY AND TAMI'
MAF 'OH WHAT CAN I SAY?'
LEE 'WHAT, YOU CAN SAY THAT THEY'RE VERY BRAVE....STUPID LOOKIN' AT ME'

LEE 'I FEEL A SPANK COMING ON'
MAF 'OOOHH PUT THE MONKEY DOWN!'

MAF 'I'M GOING TO TRY A MAPLE SYRUP LEAF SHAPED SWEETY NOW
LEE 'WELL I'LL WAIT TILL YOU FINISH YOURS THEN'
MAF 'ACKKKBLAKKKHACKKKKKK'
LEE 'JUST INCASE IT'S ROHIPNAL' 'HAHAHAHA'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA' 'AND WHY WOULD TAMARA BE SENDING US ROHIPNAL?'
LEE 'THOSE SWEETS SHE SENT WERE REALLY NICE BUT AFTER HAVING ONE I WOKE THE NEXT MORNING WITH A REALLY SORE BOTTOM! I'M NOT HAVING ANYMORE'
MAF 'YOU'LL LOSE US OUR FAMILY RATING'

MAF 'I ALMOST SAID BETWEEN TWO VIRGINS' then said in a creepy pervy old man voice... 'BETWEEN TWO VIRGINS'
LEE 'NOW THERE'S A CONCEPT'

MAF 'THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT STRUCK ME LAST WEEK'
LEE 'WHAT LIGHTENING?'
MAF 'YES DID YOU TELL FROM THE HAIRSTYLE'

MAF 'THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENING ON LOST AND YOU KNOW BEARS WATCHING'
LEE ' BEARS WATCHING!?!?!'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'EWWWWW' 'GROWLLLL'

MAF 'SHE'S A TWISTED FIRE STARTER WEEEEEEEEEEEAY'
LEE 'SHE'S A TWISTED FIRE ENGINE BY THE SOUND OF THINGS'
giggle hahahaah giggle giggle hahahahaha
LEE 'WEEEEEEEYA WEEEEEEEYA' in a mickey mouse voice 'GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY PLUTO!!'

MAF 'THEY HAVE A COOL STEAM ROOM'
LEE 'OH WELL THAT'S CRAP EH WASN'T WORKING OR SOMETHING?'
MAF DISSOLVES IN A FIT OF GIGGLES
MAF 'I WONDERED WHY I WASN'T SWEATING'

MAF 'SO UNDER THE MAIN BOX ON SNUGRADIO.CO.UK YOU PUT (hahaha) BLACK TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND THAT NOBODY CAN SEE?'
LEE 'YUP YUP'

LEE 'I THINK I'M GOING TO LISTEN BACK TO THIS SHOW'
MAF 'SOMEBODY SHOULD'

LEE 'SHE GETS BETTER EVERY WEEK'
MAF 'EXCEPT FOR THE WEEKS SHE DOESN'T BUT SHE GETS BETTER THE WEEK AFTER'

THE REGULAR QUOTE SECTION

MAF
'I WAS HEARING YOU ECHOING AND ONE OF YOU IS ENOUGH'
'WE PREFER PRAISE OR MONEY'
'THEY DON'T HELP SCOPES....SCOPEY STEVE'
'FEB. 1ST AND IT'S CHRISTMAS'
'WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS SQUARES' (hey man I'm hip to be square)
'I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINK I'M INVISIBLE BUT I AIN'T'
'I'M GOING TO KILL THAT AND START AGAIN'
'LET ME START MY WEBCAM AND SCARE ALL YOU INNOCENT YOUNG LADIES'
'THERE ARE TIMES WHEN SHE DOES LOOK ALRIGHT ISH'
'OH LAST WEEK'S I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE AND YET I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THE FUNNY THING WAS BUT IT DID HURT'
'I'VE GOT TO BREATH OR I WILL DIE'
'YOU KNOW THAT MCMAF BASHED HIS KNEE YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'
'AHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH UNCLE ALBERT?'
'ALL RIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK'
'DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE SHE'S 4'
'SHE COULD BE NAKED WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF RED'
'YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? WE SHOULD TAKE IT APART AND PUT US IN THE MIDDLE'
'RIGHT FLUFFY YOU'VE GOT 5 MINS TO GET A WHITE DRESS ON QUICK!'


LEE
'OH MY GOD I NEVER SAID SPAZY STEVE AT ALL!'
'YES SO YA ISN'T THAT WEIRD WHY WOULD YOU STOP THAT WORD, IT'S A LOVELY WORD.... IF YOU IS ONE.'
'THINK SHE'S HAVING A BUMP?' (nah no bumps for me ever ever again...I loves babies....when they belong to someone else!)
'I LOVE THIS PIRATE, THAT'S REALLY COOL ARGH ARGHHH'
'I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT NOW DID I?'
'NOBODY ELSE GETS A GLIMPSE OF THE RADIO gOD HIMSELF.....AYEEE TAKE MY FOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH'
'WISH HER GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW FOR THE PIPE SHOVING EXERCISE'
'SHE'S REALLY REALLY SHITTING HERSELF, AND I SAID WHAT YOU GOING FOR THEN?'
'AND AUNTIE JENS LISTENING TONIGHT AND SHE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN BLESS HER'
'THAT'S A HUMDINGER ALIBI'
'HARD TO GET TO THE BELL FOR THE PRESENTS'
'VAGUELY VAGUELY A LITTLE BIT OF ENGLISH, WHICH DID MY HEAD IN'
'SHE KNOWS SHE GETTING A PIPE UP HER BUM TOMORROW'
'IT DEPENDS HOW MUCH SHIT YOU'VE GOT IN YOUR BUM'
'I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA T, BOO'
'NOT SO MUCH FLUFFY LAMB BUT BLURRY, BLURRY LAMB'
'HOW OLD IS SHE PRETENDING TO BE?'
'I STILL THINK SHE DOES A MEAN PRINCESS LEIA IMPRESSION'


LISA' YOU'RE AN ASS YOU!!'
'I WON'T SPARE YOU ANY OF THE DETAILS'

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Another sterling job with only a couple of minor corrections...
Aled is spelled A-L-E-D
Princess Leia is L-E-I-A
but other than that
Go, T.

M xx

Fans of Snug said...

That's funny I had it spelled ALED but changed it to ALAD!
Thank you teacher!
:D
T