Sunday, May 27, 2007


MAY 24TH

SHOW 155
PODCAST 68

A bit of GREEN ONIONS as per usual
This week on Scopy says?
He tells a joke and is unusually mild, he gives singing a try as well. He’s working his way up to Fire Starter. No mention of Audrey or any of the other scopy women who have been mychingoing. What’s with that? Is he not as sweet on Audrey as we all thought? Hmmmm


Maf is drinking neat Kahlua because he is hoping for a case from the company. He’s looking for sponsorship, preferable the kind of sponsor that has cool stuff. Ideas people?

Remember go to the store that CindyB set up and buy buy buy (Buy Stuff from Cindy B's Snug Shop - http://www.cafepress.com/cbdesignshop), AND go to the Snug store and buy buy buy! (Buy Stuff from The Café Press Store - http://www.cafepress.com/thesnug)

The mychingo has been busy (at the last min.)

SCOPY SOAPY

THE RECAP - Scopy Steve; the Snug’s faithful announcer has a new love - Audrey. (Though there has been silence from Audrey the last couple of weeks) The ‘inposter’ turned out to be Audrey’s ex, Phillip. Phillip is now in a mental institution.
Last week Scopy Steve left a mychingo message, at the time he was with a lady. Who was the lady? Was it Audrey? Hmmmmm.....


This week Phillip left a message begging Audrey to come back to him and warning Scopy to look over his shoulder (soldier)
Elizabeth wrote in asking they guys to sing Pink Floyd’s We Don’t Need No Education. (They didn’t!) Who is Elizabeth? Where does she fit in this continuing soap?
Stay tuned!

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You may have noticed that this blog now has a mychingo player! Leave me a message. Lee did it, if he CBA, so can you!

Maf watched 3 movies this past week.
* Spider man 3 - was good and yet not worth watching twice.
*Twenty-eight Weeks Later - Bag-o-shite (according to Maf)
*ummmm Maf you said you watched 3 movies...

THIS JUST IN
A mychingo message from smart ass, correcting Maf, pronouncing Fiddy Cent (he said Fiddy Cents)

THREE YEARS AGO THIS SNUG
The one with the paint ball.
Katie Deluka was a new listener back then. Do you still listen to PODCAST Katie? Drop them a line.

Maf and his son Josh are going camping! He bought a really cool tent for 99 quid! What a deal.

Ian and Rebeca why do you not join us in the chatroom? Or leave a mychingo! Get involved, the Snug is an interactive sport.
Ian does have a good start though, he has a video of Maf. Blackmail demands to come.

HARIKARAOKE -Black Magic Woman - Santana

Lee decides he wants to do another song...

HARIKARAKE Part 2 - Love Letters - Elvis / Alison Moyet

Season finales abound this week on TV Heroes, Lost, Smallville and Supernatural.

The conversation turns to crisps (chips for us North Americans) Some of the flavours sound nasty! *vom* To each their own. When I do eat chips, which is not often, I like Black Pepper and Lime or Jalapeno.

Finally a {{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK’S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}

TALK-SHITTYNESS is my new favorite made up word.
Friggon, frelling, truthiness, and now talk-shittyness, my current favorite made up words.

I IM Maf and to tell him that I put the podcast of the show into Audacity and increase the tempo. It takes the two hour show and reduces it to an hour and twenty. It doesn’t turn them into mickey mouse but it makes them talk faster. Takes less time to do the blog this way. :o)

TUNE TIME - Kaiser Chiefs - Every Day I Love You Less & Less

Ian sent in a funny clip.

Tamara sings - Great Pretender - The Platters

bit of rambling talk shittyness and the show ends and the pink tail disappears for another week.
Good-night!


QUOTES

TOGETHER
LEE 'WELL WHAT CAN I SAY'
MAF 'WELL HOPEFULLY TWO HOURS OF STUFF'
LEE 'WOW ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE'

MAF 'I'M DRINKING NEAT KAHLUA'
LEE 'AS OPPOSED TO MESSY KAHLUA'

MAF 'THEY ACTUALLY DO A NUDE BEER. WE CAN GET A CASE OF THE'
LEE 'WHAT'S THAT INVOLVE?'
MAF 'BEER WITH NAKED LADIES ON THE FRONT'
LEE 'OH RIGHT CAUSE I HAVE DRANK A LOT OF BEER IN MY TIME AND ENDED UP NAKED, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN'


MAF 'WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING AND YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD HOOK TO GET EVERYTHING'
LEE 'WE SHOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH THE _______TRANSFER COMPANY BECAUSE WE DO TALK A LOT OF **dings bell** SHITE!'

MAF 'WHAT'S AT THE DUBLIN FARE? I ASK YOU'
LEE 'DON'T KNOW CAN'T FIND IT'

LEE 'I SEE THE SNUG VOICE MAIL HAS BEEN VERY BUSY'
MAF 'BY VERY BUSY YOU MEAN UP UNTIL THE LAST 5 MINUTES NOTHING HAPPENED AND 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW WE GOT 2?'
LEE 'PRETTY MUCH YA, IT'S A WEEK IN SNUG TIME'
MAF 'I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT'S GOING ON. BECAUSE ALL THE CLUES, THERE ARE CLUES BEING LAID'

MAF 'IT'S GOT TWO MEN IN ONE SIDE, TWO IN THE OTHER AND THE LIVING ROOM'
LEE 'HOW MUCH YOU PAY FOR THEM? ALL THIS FOR 99 QUID? I'D LEAVE JOSH AT HOME MATE. I THINK YOU'LL HAVE FUN ON YOUR OWN, YOU AND YOUR FOUR MATES.'
MAF 'IT'S ONLY A FOUR MAN TENT'
LEE 'AH RIGHT'
MAF 'ACTUALLY YOU CAN GET MORE IN'
LEE 'MAUREEN? BLOODY HELL MATE I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE TAKING YOUR SON.'
MAF 'YOU'VE GOT 2 PERSONS ON ONE SIDE 2 PERSONS ON THE OTHER SIDE AND THERE'S THE MIDDLE BIT YOU CAN CHUCK SOMEBODY IN'
LEE 'CHUCK AS WELL! MAUREEN, CHUCK AND FOUR BLOKES! JESUS!'

MAF
'IT'S A PUBLIC SURFACE...SURFACE? I'M DRINKING KAHLUA'
'I BOUGHT A FRIGGON TENT'
'HAVE YOU GOT ANY SPARE WOMEN IN THERE? LIKE I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM TO YOU!!'
'YOU SIDE TRACED ME WITH GLEN, GOD DAMN YOU'
'FOR ALL YOUR TALK RADIO SHITTYNESS'
'EVERYBODY HEARD YOU TAKE YOUR STICK OUT JUST THEN'
'I'VE ONLY SEEN A COUPLE WATCHED A COUPLE READ A COUPLE'
'NELLY RETARDO. OHH CANADA DOESN'T LIKE NELLY FURTADO THEN. I THOUGHT SHE WAS CANADIAN.'

LEE

'WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT AM I DELETING WHAT AM I DELETING?'
'I CAN'T HEAR ME, CAN YOU HEAR AN ECHO?'
'THIS SHOW IS DEFIANTLY SPONSORED BY KAHLUA'
'CAUSE WE CBA HELPING YOU.'

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

MAY 17
SHOW 154
PODCAST 67


This week's blog FINALLY!
We have had couch surfing guests the last few days. They are a young couple from France (wow I feel old saying 'young couple'!) They are really nice people and we're enjoying their visit. We don't speak French, they speak English really well, yet there is still the language barrier at times. That is this week's excuse for a late blog. Anyway on with the blog.....

Scopy says......Nothing interesting this week. Just the house keeping the guys normally do - stealing their thunder as usual!

The Snug computer suffered from the blue screen of death, so for live listeners we are treated to a repeat of the first 10 Min's of the show.

Lee does not remember the very first Tamara sings! Well it was like this Lee...one day I requested the song Mercedes Benz and you and Maf said you didn't know it and I said I could do it and you two said OK do it and then you said keep sending songs and I did. In the beginning if Maf didn't like a song I was doing he'd stop it part way through, which never hurt my feelings. It is your show after all.(face...bovered...is it?...my face ain't bovered) To this day I can not believe I send in songs, it is really out of character for me. So Lee that's the story of Tamara Sings .

Ian the new listener is back this week. He sent in an email, insulting the guys already. (he'll fit in nicely - Ian you really should join us in the chat room!)

TUNE TIME - G-4 - FEVER It was a very unusual version, it had spooky cartoon ghost background singers. Cracked the guys up!

Maf chats about technology in the not so distant future. "you could dump the entire library into your head" It's a very comical discussion on what it *could* be like if Maf and Lee ruled the world and basic natural law.


Shows are reaching their season finales, HEROES, LOST, PRISON BREAK... Maf wonders what they will watch now that all the shows are on break. I have discovered an excellent site that has links to sites that have tv programs and movies. Some links are better than others. I have watched the first two seasons of Criminal Minds, I am now watching CSI, SMALLVILLE, 4400, QI, RED DWARF and TORCHWOOD. Here's the site http://www.ovguide.com/

HARIKARAOKE -
Cockney medley - Various

and Lee feels like doing another...

HARIKARAOKE ~ part two -
Rod Stewart - We are Sailing


CindyB is in the house.

Maf claims that I said in an IM that I said "my mychingo". Here is the actual sentence cut and pasted from the actual conversation (badly written in all it's glory) "did you do the mychingo messages yet?" (do as in play during the show) They still think it's me...I do go to The Snug web site, these messages are new and amusing to me too. I had asked because my connection was dropping during the show and I wasn't sure if I had missed anything. Do I protest too much? or not enough? Anyway.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPE-OPERA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previously Audrey tells Maf and Lee (via mychingo) that Steve the Inposter is actually Phillip her ex. He is not really dead but in a mental hospital.

Audrey would like to join the Snug Girl's Fan Club.

Scopy Steve waxed poetic. He is in love. He was happy to find out who had been messing with him and falsely accusing him of being an inposter. Steve made a few calls and **poof** Phillip is gone.

Someone named Maria left a message in Spanish. Who is she? Could she be Steve's wife or ex wife? Will she leave another message?
Also someone named Hiro left a message and it is as follows to the best of my abilities (I slowed it down and still missed some of it) "HI GUYS LOVING THE SHOW BEEN LISTENING TO THE POD CAST. ____________________? WHICH ONE IS THE DARK HAIRED GAY ONE YOU ARE SO CUTE."
Who does Hiro have a crush on? Will Maf and Lee take back their offer to have him on the show? Is it past, present or future Hiro?

Stay tuned...
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TUNE TIME -
Cliff Richard - Wired for sound

Maf's been watching Andrew Sister movies. Research for his book.

Maf has only seen one episode of 4400. I recommend that Maf watches because it is not aliens but future people who abducted them.

Lee trys to call CindyB on YAHOO. It doesn't work, they call me, doesn't work, I call them, doesn't work.... Lee fiddles Maf distracts him....

Lee is really happy to see himself on webcam on CindyB's desktop. He squeals with delight as he sees himself in Texas.

The problem with YAHOO? Lee needed to turn it up. CindyB calls in and sings Happy Birthday to the Snug!
They call me, my mic sounds a bit wonky. Maf confused me with his ACK ACK ACK Mars Attacks reference. It was because of the static start to our conversation but at the time I was very confused! It was a really bad connection.

TAMARA SINGS -
Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz

Ian sent in a funny comedy bit about air traffic controllers.

The fellas ramble along in chit chat land and the show ends.
I've not been Audrey, Phillip, Hiro or Marie but I have been Tamara and good night!




TOGETHER
MAF 'SO THERE YOU GO'
LEE 'REALLY? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. WELL BUGGER ME'
MAF 'NOT JUST YET'
LEE 'ALRIGHT'


MAF 'OH I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR ME OR NOT'
LEE 'WHAT'S IT SAY'
MAF 'OF COURSE I'LL SLEEP WITH YA'
LEE 'GARETH?!'
HAHAHAHA

MAF 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO CRAP WITH THE SOFTWARE'
LEE 'HMM?'
MAF 'IN A NICE WAY. I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A DEROGATORY FASHION'
LEE 'RIGHT OK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO PLAY'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT'


MAF 'I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NO NO NO WE'LL JUST GO TO A TUNE'
LEE 'I'M JUST PLAYING ANYTHING AT ALL?'
MAF 'UM YA WELL NO WELL YA WELL YA'
LEE 'WHAT?! WE'RE NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS WE NORMALLY HAVE SEMBLANCE OF ORDER'
MAF 'NO WE DON'T BLAGGART'

LEE 'ALRIGHT G-4'
MAF 'OKAY...WHAT WHAT OF G-4?'
LEE 'UHH IT'S GONNA BE CALLED FEVER'
MAF 'FEVER? AS IN FEVER?'
LEE 'AS IN NOT VERY WELL'
MAF 'IS THIS TO DEDICATE TO TAMARA AND HER MENTAL FEVER?'
LEE 'TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH'

LEE 'THERE YOU GO FEVER LAS VEGAS G-4 AND FRIENDS'
MAF 'IF YOU EVER NEEDED TO DO A GHOST POPULAR MUSIC HOUSE SCARY THING I'D USE THAT COMEDY GHOSTS SING ELVIS'

MAF 'NOT US CAUSE I INTEND TO STILL BE ALIVE IN 2050'
LEE 'HOW FAR AWAY IS THAT THEN?'
MAF 'I'LL BE EIGHTY'
LEE 'WE'LL PROBABLY STILL BE DOING THE SHOW'
MAF 'WE'LL PROBABLY STILL HAVE THIS NUMBER OF LISTENERS TOO'
LEE 'YA HERE'S A SONG FROM A LONG TIME AGO IT'S G-4 AND FRIENDS AND FEVER. YOU LIKED THIS ONE WE PLAYED IT IN 2007'

LEE 'YA OK BUT I MEAN THINK WHAT YOU COULD DOWN LOAD.'
MAF 'EVERYTHING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE KNOWLEDGE'
LEE 'YOU COULD LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH'
MAF 'EVERYTHING THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION WOULD BE DOWN, THEY'D BE DROPPED. EBONY AND IVORY LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY'
LEE 'THERE'D BE NO SUCH THING AS STEVIE WONDER AND PAUL MCCARTNEY'

MAF 'IT'S A BIT SERIOUS FOR OUR SHOW'
LEE 'NOT REALLY I THINK IT'S REALLY QUITE FUN AND FASCINATING. JUST BEING ABLE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT'
MAF 'WE GET THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS LIKE THAT AND TAKE THEM OFF INTO REALMS OF SNUGNESS LIKE KARAOKE SINGING'
LEE 'I'D PROBABLY DOWNLOAD THE ABILITY TO MIMIC JOHNATHON ROSS AND PISS OFF THE BBC'

MAF 'IT'S MAYBE THAT'S USED FOR MEMORY RECALL AND STORAGE BUT ALL YOUR BRAIN FUNCTIONS THAT CONTROL YOU ARE SOFT AND WET. THAT'S THAT'S WET WET.'
LEE 'NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE'
MAF 'SOFT AND WET NOT HOT AND WET'


MAF 'GARETH'S OFFERING TO PAY CREDIT CARDS. BEAR WITH ME ONE SECOND...{AND MINE}'
LEE 'TO PAY CREDIT CARDS? THAT'S VERY KIND OF HIM'
MAF 'IT WAS WASN'T IT? OH HE'S NOT ACTUALLY OFFERED, TAMARA'S MAKING HIM OFFER. OR MAKING HIM AN OFFER'
LEE 'MAKING HIM AN OFFER?'
MAF 'DOES JAMES KNOW?'
LEE 'DON'T REFUSE'
MAF 'WITH HIS RIPPLY WILLY......... I MISSED THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER OUT OF THERE'
LEE 'YOU DID!'
MAF 'IT'S QUITE AN IMPORTANT WORD IN THAT SENTENCE'
LEE 'YES IT WAS INDEEDY'

MAF 'APPARENTLY TAMARA SAYS 'I GO ON YOUR FRIGGON WEBSITE, I PAY ATTENTION'
LEE 'FRIGGON ISN'T THAT A GAS? IT'S A GAS YOU PUT IN FRIDGES TO KEEP IT COLD, FRIGGON GAS'
MAF 'FRIGGON SO WE'VE GOT A FRIGGON WEB SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY THAT GAS APPARENTLY AND SHE'S BEEN TO IT'
LEE 'BRILLIANT'

MAF 'CAN YOU TURN LEE OFF?'
T 'OK YOU'RE FAT AND....**CLICK**'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEE 'YES AND YOU'RE A BITCH'
MAF 'I SAID TURN HIM OFF NOT INSULT HIM, THERE'S A BIT OF A DIFFERENCE'
LEE 'MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO'S THE FATTEST ONE OF ALL?'



MAF
'IT'S THE DEJA VU PART OF THE SHOW, SO THERE YOU GO'
'HOO I'M WARM NOW FROM ALL THAT LAUGHING AND KAHLUA'
'THE NEXT DAY COULD BE ME LAST QUICK GET ME INTO THAT POD'
'I'LL PUT A THING IN THE DOOBERY'
'IT GOES TITS UP AS SOON AS CINDY ARRIVES. CINDY ARRIVES ON THE SCENE AND THAT'S IT'
'HOPE YOU GIGGLED A LITTLE BIT ON THE BUS TO WORK OR THE TRAIN IT ALWAYS BRIGHTENS MY LIFE TO THINK ABOUT YOU LOOKING INSANE'


LEE
'YOU'LL BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACES OR FECES'
'HI I'M DAVID GEST I WAS ONCE MARRIED TO LIZA MENIALLY AND I KNOW DAVID JACKSON...DAVID JACKSON?!'

'WE'RE NOT SEXIST BUT HE'S NOT SEXY'
'OH TAMARA I DO STILL HAVE YOUR EMAIL WITH YOUR LAST REQUESTS, NOT LAST REQUESTS SORRY LATEST REQUESTS'
'NO BUT YES'
'HI I'M PLUTO I USE TO BE MARRIED TO LIZA MANLEY'S DOG. BITCH WHATEVER!'

SCOPY STEVE
'NOW HERE THEY ARE WHATSIT AND DOOBERY'


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

May 10th
Show153
Podcast66


This week on Scopy says?
He reads a poem dedicated to Audrey. Ah love is in the air, sounds like he's twitterpated.
Steve gives an update on his inposter. He is Audrey’s ex-boyfriend Phillip. Steve pulled a few strings and now Phil is in a secure mental health facility. Let’s hope he gets the help he so badly needs.
Steve end his intro being mean to Lee by saying “now on with the show, here they are; Maf and his fat mate Lee”

And with that the show starts.

HAPPY BELATED TO THE SNUG
3 YEARS BROADCASTING!
Three years ago the guys had just seen Shawn of the Dead.
There are listeners that started listening three years ago! Fluffy and Gareth. Anyone else? Speak up!
Fluffy still needs a show dedicated to her. It has been her three year Snug-aversary!
I send in a mychingo in Lue of a present.
_______________________________________________________________

Lee suffers from tech. challenges. He’s learning new software. It takes him a while to sort himself out. (The whole two hours actually)


SCOPY SOAPY
Previously on the Scopy Soap
Audrey called to thank Scopy Steve for “an enchanting evening”. She apologizes for the 'little accident haha'. We still don’t know what that was about.
The 'real SS' left a message, like a jealous lover. We hear what sounds like a gun going off and a thud. So the inposter is dead.....or is he?

The story continues with Audrey leaving a message. It turns out the inposter is her Ex boyfriend Phillip. He’s not really dead but has been taken away to a mental hospital.

Audrey reaches out to Cindy, Fluffy and I. She wants to join our Snug Girl’s Fan Club.

To be continued....




There are murmurs about the Fluffy and Tamara show starting up again. Maf and Lee point out that if Audrey joins us it would be called the FAT show and I pipe up and say if CindyB joins the show it would be the FACT show. So when ever you’re ready Fluffy. Let us know Cindy and Audrey if you want to take part.

I ask a dumb question. They roll their eyes at me.... I’m not a techy computer doobery kind of person.

They have been invited to Bermuda by Jackie but rightly realize they owe me a visit first!

LEE WAS GOB SMACKED at work. He gets into verbal fisticuffs with the mum of a disabled girl. What started as a mini rant got bigger and bigger till Maf distract Lee with another topic.

Fluffy, Audrey, Cindy, Tamara - Scopy’s Angels - Crime fighters.

Maf’s writing a book - “The Something Something and the Curse of the Evil Something”. Or something like that.

TUNE TIME - Chris DeBurgh - Don't Pay the Ferryman

Lee does a David Gest impression. Constantly through the show. Constantly...... A joke is made about David Gest having sex with me! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Maf mentions me mentioning last week’s collective sigh. I wondered if it was going to be a new spot.
They then decide to have a weekly “PLEBWWWWAAA” They challenged me to spell it so that’s my best guess.

Maf was perving at young woman in the pub last weekend.

Lee plays Marcel Marso cd. Trapped in a Box and Walking Against the Wind.

New listener Ian! WELCOME!


No Fluffy in the chat room, Gareth goes to bed early and I am alone in the chat room... till HQ and CindyB arrive.

HARIKAROKE They ask us to go to their webpage and email them with a word. I sent in Tasty but Lee didn’t find anything with Tasty in it. Lee tries and tries to get a song, any song to work.
They did try to sing Letters to America - Proclaimers (not mentioned in their Snug notes)
They end up singing Olivers Army - Elvis Costello

Maf saw this car - really cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tatra_T87.jpg

Ian sent in photos from his pizza box pin up days. Hey Maf why were the photos not posted to Flicker? I just found it in the Snug Blog but still it should make it’s way to Flicker.

Maf chats about Prison Break. They express their dislikes for tattoos and smoking. (Don’t tat don’t smoke what do ya do don’t tat don’t smoke what do ya do? Subtle innuendos follow there must be something inside)

Being smart ass of the week I say they should let the new listener know they are usually more ‘on’ then this. They are offended of course.

CindyB is in the house! The fellas try to scare her by telling her someone is behind her. She looks.

TUNE TIME - The Drunken Scotsman

CindyB is abusing a baby doll on her webcam. Freaks the guys out!

TAMARA SINGS - Heart of Gold - Neil Young

I had to stop listening at this point. My friend arrived early to help me with my taxes. *sigh* Most people know Thursdays are sacred but she was doing me a favor so I had to go.

People are panicking! China can shoot down satellites. Scary biscuits!

Meandering end of the show chit chat.
And with that Rinky Dink Panther the show ends for another week.
Good-night!

QUOTES

LEE ‘ME MOUSE IS STUCK IN A DIFFERENT MONITOR’
MAF ‘BRING IT ACROSS TO THE LEFT’
LEE ‘TO THE LEFT? AHHH I’M PULLING IT THIS WAY’
MAF ‘THAT’S THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH HAVING A MONITOR THAT’S ON THE LEFT, VIRTUALLY ON THE RIGHT OR VICE VERSA’

MAF ‘IT JUST GETS MORE AND MORE SURREAL IT REALLY DOES’
LEE ‘WOW THE SNUG GIRL’S FAN CLUB’
MAF ‘IT’S LIKE A LITTLE SOAP OPERA THAT WE’VE GOT NO CONTROL OVER WHAT SO EVER. THINGS HAPPEN DURING THE WEEK AND WE COME BACK AND GO ‘EH WHAT’S GOING ON?’
LEE ‘I THINK PROBABLY IN THE WEEK THIS WEEK THEY’RE GOING TO GO TO FLUFFY’S AND HAVE A PAJAMA PARTY OR SOMETHING.’
MAF ‘WHO KNOWS’
LEE ‘OHHWAAAA’



LEE ‘IT’S FLICKING OFF YES. IT’S FLICKING ME OFF!
'SCOPY'S ANGELS, SO YOU GOT FLUFFY, YOU'VE GOT AUDREY, TAMARA AND CINDY. SCOPY'S ANGELS'
MAF 'AND THEY'RE CALLED F.A.C.T. AND THEY ALL FIGHT CRIME'
LEE 'YES CINDY ANALYZE IT '
MAF 'SHE'S THE ANALYTICAL ONE'
LEE 'UMM TAMARA STICKS SPOTS ON IT'
MAF 'OR MAGNETS AND FLUFFY CHEMISTS IT'
LEE 'SHE MAKES ALL THE DRUGS TO COUNTER ACT IT'
MAF 'AND AUDREY RUNS OVER IT WITH HER WHEEL CHAIR'
LEE 'YA IT'S GREAT I CAN SEE THE LOGO AND EVERYTHING'


LEE 'YOU'VE NEVER SEEN DAVID GEST AND ME IN THE SAME ROOM WE COULD BE THE SAME PERSON'
MAF 'GRANTED I'VE SEEN HIM ON TELLY AND THOUGHT OHH HE LOOKS LIKE LEE WITH HIS FREAKY FACE AND HIS BALD HEAD AND HIS I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO LIZA MANLEY LOOKS'
LEE 'AND DODGY FACIAL HAIR HI I'M DAVID GEST THAT'S HOW HE TALKS'
MAF 'YOU SOUNDED LESS LIKE YOU THAT TIME'
LEE 'REALLY?'
MAF 'YES I THINK IT WAS THE DEEPNESS, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR GIRLY GIGGLE '
LEE 'HEE HEE HEE I CAN'T DO THEM AT THE SAME TIME'
MAF 'WHAT DAVID GEST'S GIRLISH GIGGLE?'
LEE 'YA OHH THAT COULD BE A NEW SLOT COULDN'T IT'
MAF 'HAHA WHAT?! WHAT LIKE THE COLLECTIVE SIGH?'
LEE 'TUNE IN AT FIVE MINS PAST TEN TO HEAR DAVID GEST'S GIRLISH GIGGLE'


MAF 'WHAT DOES TAMARA SOUND LIKE IN DAVID GEST-IZE?'
LEE 'OH GOSH DAVID GEST DOING TAMARA, THERE'S A VIDEO'
MAF 'OH EWWWW I'M SURE TAMARA WILL BE SCREAM...' (LEE CUTS MAF OFF)
LEE 'OH YA I USE TO BE MARRIED TO LIZA MENELLY YOU KNOW TAMARA. UH HUH YA BABY'
MAF 'OH RIGHT HE'S TURNED INTO AUSTIN POWERS'


LEE ‘CAN YOU SAY THAT MAILBOX DOESN’T IT NEED TO BE’
MAF ‘PERSON BOX’
LEE ‘PERSON BOX YA’
MAF ‘UH AND CANADA WANTS TO KNOW IF...AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, I UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE’S ASKING SHE SAYS “IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THE SHOW SENT TO ME SO I CAN OPEN IT IN AUDACITY?” ERMM’
LEE ‘DOWNLOAD THE SHOW’
MAF ‘YA I THOUGH SHE GOT THE PODCAST AND DOWNLOADED THE PODCAST’
LEE ‘USE YOUR INITIATIVE, YOU’RE A BRIGHT LASS’

MAF 'DON'T PEAK TOO SOON, OH I'LL BET YOU'RE ALWAYS HEARING THAT'
LEE 'YA YOU DO SOUND LIKE THE WIFE NOW. STOP IT. IT IS LIKE BEING AT HOME GO ON NAG ME'

CINDYB 'HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ME LIKE I DO FOR YOU AND YOUR SPIDER THING?'
MAF 'DID YOU SEE THAT?'
LEE 'YA BUT WE DON'T SMOKE THEM'
MAF 'THEY'RE DIFFICULT AND WON'T STAY IN THE PAPER'


MAF 'SHE SENT US A SPIDER CROSSWORD'
LEE 'I THOUGHT I SPIED A CROSSWORD'
MAF 'OH OHHH OHHH'




MAF
‘LAST WEEK IT WAS THE SNUG FAN’S BLOG MAKING YOU LOOK STUPID, THIS WEEK IT’S SCOPY’
‘I DON’T KNOW WHAT ARE PLANS WERE OR ARE WE JUST CARRY ON’
‘IT’S OUR PODCAST AUDIENCE THAT KEEP US GOING...AND THE QUALITY OF OUR LIVE LISTENERS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT KEEPS US GOING JUST BEFORE THEY GET GRUMPY’
‘BECAUSE THAT HELLO THE FIRST SYLLABLE OR TWO SOUNDS VERY CANADIAN TO ME’
‘SHE CLAIMS IT’S NOT HER’
'YOU'VE GONE OVER THAT RANT PEAK AND NOW YOU’RE RANTING DOWN THE OTHER SIDE AND YOU’RE BREAKS HAVE FAILED AND SCOPY'S AT THE BOTTOM GOING "NO NO STOP"
'I'M TRYING TO FIND A TITLE FOR MY BOOK, IT'S SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THE CURSE OF SOMETHING'
‘IT’S QUITE SCARY HOW MUCH FUN YOU’RE HAVING WITH THAT PIECE OF SOFTWARE’
'OH PLEASE DON'T LET LEE DO THE WHOLE VOICE IN THAT SHOW'
'I WAS INITIALLY ATTRACTED TO ANGIE'S BOOTS'
'NOW I KNOW WHAT HER AGE IS SHE LOOKS BAD'
'IT WAS REALLY WEIRD BUT I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT HER IN SEXUAL TERMS BECAUSE SHE'S NOT SHE WASN'T BUT HER FACE WAS SO ENTRANCING'
‘YOU’VE GOT NO CONTROL IT JUST STREAMS AT YOU, THAT’S STREAMS NOT SCREAMS’
'YES SOMETIME NO BUT YES'
'I'LL BE LIKE YAY... GOLD'
'I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S EQUATING HER SMOKING WITH OUR SPIDER THING CAUSE WE'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS, IS SHE SCARED OF CIGARETS? IF SHE'S AS SCARED OF CIGARET AS WE ARE OF SPIDERS, WHAT'S SHE PUTTING THEM IN HER MOUTH FOR?'


LEE
‘IF WE GOT MORE OF THEM I’D BE EVEN MORE TOUCHED, I’D BE TOUCHING MYSELF ALL NIGHT’
‘OH MY GOD I’VE BROKEN THE PLAYER’
'WE FILL THE WHOLE TWO HOURS WITH SIGHS, FARTS, DRIBBLES, SNORES , SNORTS.'
'DO YOU FEEL BETTER BRINGING THAT UP THEN? WIPE YOUR CHIN'
'I WON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT YOU PERVING SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE YOUNG GIRLS'
‘WE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN QUADRUPLICATE. IS THAT A WORD? TRIPLICATE PLUS ONE’
'I NEARLY WENT INTO HIM THEN'
'IT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DAVID GEST BUT THAT'S HOW HE SOUNDS IN MY HEAD...KNOB'
'CINDYB'S IN THE HOUSE LET'S START FAWNING'

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

MAY 3RD
SHOW 152
PODCAST 65


THE SNUG FEATURING INFINITY

..... and Scopy says..... He had a date with Audrey and love is in the air. Sounds like it went really well AND he didn't offend anyone! wow a first.

The show starts with a big_loud_Lee and a tiny_voiced_Maf.

Maf is better now - remember last week he was poorly, now he is well.

Once the live sound check is over with the show can begin.
We now know the real reason Maf does the show is to have an audience to grumble to.
Maf is people watching and has to close the blinds to remove the distractions.

mychingo has been busy this week. CindyB, Audrey and the 'real SS' have left messages.

THE SCOPY SOAPY CONTINUES
Audrey calls and thanks Scopy Steve for the date. She apologizes for the 'little accident haha'. What happened? Who knows.
The 'real SS' leaves a message, sounds like he's jealous. The guys think he's fallen off his chair but the chat room thinks he's shot himself. Is he gone forever? Will Scopy Steve call Audrey back? Is love really in the air or is it the stench of Scopy's cheap cologne? Stay tuned!
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CindyB left a message ~ go to the website and listen for yourself! http://www.snugradio.co.uk/ The fellas bicker over her affections.

Jackie left a {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} last week. She's done a youtube video and Maf said he'd put a link on the show notes, I went there to get it but it was not there.

CindyB set up Snug products on this site. Go buy stuff!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/cbdesignshop


Chit chat about the UK election.... Lee voted, Maf did not. I could bla bla bla about how important it is to vote but I CBA.


Josh makes a webcam appearance but is all mime and no chat. Hello Josh!

TUNE TIME - Matt Willis - Crash

Lee wants an infinity pool... and after a lengthy (but unmeasurable) discussion about said pool, there is a collective ****SIGH**** Is this a new Snug spot? We have {{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} will we now be looking forward to the ***COLLECTIVE SIGH***?


Maf mis-remembers Life on Mars being on on Thursdays! I am in Canada and knew LOM was on Tuesdays in the UK. Drawn Together donkey teeth at ya Maf. *I wonder who will get that reference*

Maf's writing is going slowly, he keeps getting distracted on the Internet with 'research'.

Maf started the Snug not only to have people to grumble to but also to improve his small talk skills.

Cell phone doberry talk.

Lee has a mini rant about Archos.

CindyB is in the house.

And then back to boy geek speak.... 2 guys 2 hours all geek. (geek in a nice way ;o) )

HARIKARAOKE THE ZOMBIES - TIME OF THE SEASON (Lee thinks it's the worst they have ever done, Maf thinks it's the bottom ten0

CindyB is on web cam.

Lee wanted a silence.......
and then there was {{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}

We listen to the guys watch web cams. Awww they think I am jealous, I'm not. It's all in fun and in complete jest.

Lee is no longer growing a goatee. He shaved because it was growing in grey.

TAMARA SINGS - RHPS - Science Fiction Double Feature
Lee has not heard that song.

Maf wants to do the Rocky Horror Picture radio musical. Who is going to do it? or will this project suffer from the CBA disease? Come on peoples YOU TOO FLUFFY!! :o)

HEROES is really great!
LOST is still great - watch it again Lee

Lee plays bits of him singing Neil Diamond and Great Balls of Fire. He sounds great! Good job Lee.

And with a few fits and several giggles the show ends for this week.
They have being infinitely nonsensical and I am going to sleep! Goodnight!

TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'WELL THANKS FOR THAT SCOPY'
LEE 'IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER INTROS I THINK'
MAF 'IT'S ONE OF HIS LEAST OFFENSIVE'
LEE 'YA CLEANER'

MAF 'THAT WAS QUITE A SEXY HI MAF'
LEE 'IT WAS'
MAF 'I NEARLY SNORTED COFFEE DOWN MY NOSE'
LEE 'I'M AN AFTER THOUGHT. SHE'S LIKE SEXY FOR YOU AND BLOWING HER NOSE FOR ME'

LEE 'WILL WE HAVE HANDS?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OH I LOVE THAT GERMAN GUY'
MAF 'AN OLDIE BUT AN OLDIE'

LEE 'IT IS ACTUALLY ASSAULT'
MAF 'YES IT IS AND POSSIBLY A GRATUITOUS PEPPER AS WELL'

LEE 'IS THAT ALL OF CANADA OR ALL OF SALT SPRING ISLAND? BECAUSE IF IT'S ALL OF SALT SPRING ISLAND THEN I KNOW ONLY THREE PEOPLE THINK I'M A PERV'
MAF 'YES BUT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE JAMES'
LEE 'YA HE'S GONNA KILL ME ANYWAY'
MAF 'THAT'S TRUE BUT HE CAN ONLY KILL YOU ONCE CAN'T HE?'
LEE 'BOVERED? FACE...BOVERED?'
MAF 'THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH LEVEL OF DEAD'

MAF 'OH IT'S NOT JUST CANADA SHE SPEAKS FOR IT'S WOMEN EVERYWHERE'
LEE 'OHHH WOW'

LEE 'SPEAKING OF WHICH'
MAF 'SHE'S NOT A WITCH!! MATE!!'

MAF 'THE SHOPS CALLED FLINT POLSKI AND WHAT EVER THE FRENCH WORD FOR... UH FRENCH?'
LEE 'WHAT THE FRENCH WORD FOR POLE. THERE'S QUITE A FEW'

MAF 'TAMARA'S WEB CAM HAS GONE DARK'
LEE 'I THINK SHE'S ALWAYS HAD A DARK SIDE'
MAF 'I WOULD SAY SHE'S PROBABLY MOSTLY ALL DARK SIDED'

LEE 'I TRIED TO PUT IT IN THE WRONG SPOT'
MAF 'THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CREAK'


LEE 'DON'T EVEN TRY AND REGRESS THIS NOW...REDRESS? REDRESS.'
MAF 'REGRESS IT? YOU'RE GOING BACK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE A PUDDLE. FEEL YOURSELF FALLING FROM THE SKY'

MAF 'ALTHOUGH I DID SEE HER LOOKING AT SOME BODY'S WEB CAM BEFORE'
LEE 'IS SHE, DID SHE DID YOU?'

MAF 'YOU COULD HAVE INFINITY EVERYTHING'
LEE 'YA INFINITY COFFEE A REALLY REALLY BIG CUP'
MAF 'IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF DRINKING'
LEE 'IT WOULD BE A CUP THE SIZE OF A POOL'
MAF 'THAT GOES ON FOREVER'

MAF 'WHO STOPPED LISTENING? WHO ARE YA? WHO IS IT? WHO STOPPED LISTENING?'
LEE 'I STOPPED LISTENING ABOUT A QUARTER PAST NINE'

MAF 'THEY'RE FILLING THE LIFE ON MARS SPOT AREN'T THEY? THAT'S WHAT IT IS' (oh there was authority in that last sentence, he was certain of what he said)
LEE 'THAT WAS ON A TUESDAY'
MAF '...EXCEPT THEY MOVED IT ON THREE DAYS'
LEE hahahahaha
MAF 'DIDN'T THEY SOMETIME HAVE IT ON A THURSDAY?'
LEE 'no NEVER EVER!'
MAF 'mokay ALRIGHT OK I'M MIS-REMEMBERING'
LEE 'YOU DO TALK CRAP SOMETIMES I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME. THAT'S THE WAY IT COMES OUT IN LIKE THE SNUG FANS BLOG THAT I JUST TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH BUT YOU DO. I THINK SHE'S EDITING YOU IN A BETTER LIGHT'
MAF 'DON'T FORGET TO MISQUOTE HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE TALKS A LOT OF GIBBERISH, MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT IN AS "I TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH"
LEE 'HUH?'
MAF 'I'M JUST EDITING'
LEE 'YA I KNOW YOU ARE'
MAF 'SHE'LL LISTEN BACK AND GO AH RIGHT I MUST REMEMBER TO MISQUOTE LEE SO HE SOUNDS STUPID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY IT TAKES THE SNUG FANS BLOG SO LONG TO GO UP YOU'VE GOT TO PROOF READ IT. "NO TAKE THAT OUT I SOUND STUPID. GIVE LEE THAT QUOTE"
MAF 'I'VE NEVER HAD TO DO THAT BUT I EDIT IT TO MAKE YOU SOUND MORE STUPID'
LEE 'MORE STUPID?'
MAF 'I DON'T EDIT IT TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK LESS STUPID'
LEE 'DON'T YOU?'
MAF 'I AM JUST NATURALLY LESS STUPID'
LEE 'NATURALLY LESS STUPID THAN WHO?'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA'
LEE 'OH YA'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'FACE BOVERED? ONTARIO. OH DEAR ME
MAF 'BRITISH COLUMBIA'

MAF 'I LIKE AN INTIMATE AUDIENCE THOUGH'
LEE 'I'LL GET THEM TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF THEN'

MAF 'WE STILL LOVE TAMARA THOUGH WHO THINKS WE DON'T LOVE HER NOW'
LEE 'WHY'
MAF 'BECAUSE WHEN EVER CINDY APPEARS YOU GO MAD LIKE A SEX MANIAC'
LEE 'NO IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S NEW.'
MAF 'IS THAT WHAT IT IS?'
LEE 'THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES OVER CINDYB'

MAF 'YOU PLAY WITH YOUR ORGAN PRETTY WELL'
LEE 'DON'T I, TWO HANDS AS WELL.'

LEE 'GIRL ON GIRL ACTION AND I'M WATCH BLOODY ERR ERRR GRRR'
MAF 'YOU'RE WATCHING WHAT?'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW! SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT'

MAF
'YOU DON'T HEAR THEM MLAB MLAB MLA ANYMORE DO YA?'
'I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY TILL YOU SENT ME THE VIDEO'
'ALL HATE MAIL TO LEE'
'CRAP AREN'T YA?'
'IF THE PICTURES DON'T DO IT JUSTICE, IT STILL LOOKS LIKE CRAP'
'IN FACT FLUFFY'S A CHEMIST, DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'LL HELP BUT SHE'LL KNOW'
'THAT'S THE PROBLEM THAT'S THOUGH ISN'T IT, THAT'S THE PROBLEM AS AS AMLYAMLYAMM' (some sound effects are hard to spell)
'IT HELPS ME TALK TO GIRLS......NOT'
'YA BUT SHE'S AMERICAN...IN A NICE WAY!'
'THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE DOLLAR POUNDS'
'THERE'S EITHER A SPIRIT FLOATING BEHIND HER OR SHE'S HAVING A FAG'
'RUNS TWENTY FOUR SEVEN EXCEPT WHEN IT'S NOT'
'SHE'S OUR TOUR MANAGER NOT WHORE MANAGER'
'SHE'S AS DARK AS THEY COME'
'I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE... ER PLAY FRANKENFURTER'
'IT'S TIME TO GO TOO MUCH BARE FLESH'
'OH JINKIES SCOOBY'

LEE
'I'VE TURNED YOU UP AND ME UP'
'SINGLE WHITE SCOPY'
'WON'T LET ME VIEW HER VEBCAM'
'I CAN'T TALK WHEN I SEE MY OWN REFLECTION'
'I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WIN A COUPLE OF MILLION YA DIV'
'ALL MY GREY MATTER SPLASHING AROUND THE INFINITY POOL OF MY BRAIN'
'WOW YA YOU COULD FILL IT WITH BIOLOGICALS WOW IT'S COOL WHAT A GREAT IDEA MAN'
'I TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH'
'OUR TAMARA-PEDIA GOT IT THERE FOR US'
'A WIKI-DONALD'
'WELL SHE'S FAR MORE PERVY THEN SHE LETS ON'
'DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM CHINA' (I think at this point that is impossible)
'WHEN WE'RE BOTH IN THE DOCK IT'LL JUST BE ME.'
'I'LL SHOW YOU YOURS YOU BETTER SHOW ME MINE'
'SHE'S AT HOME AND SHE'S IN JAIL'
'THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE SHOW SO EXCITING WHEN WE DON'T TALK'
'I THINK CINDYB IS HAVING AN EARTH QUAKE'
'I SPENT TWO WEEKS GROWING SOME FLUFFY ON MY FACE'
'I THINK HE FEELS HIS LOINS ARE ALIVE NOW THAT AUDREY'S IN HIS LIFE'
'ALRIGHT THERE'S ONLY ONE E IN LEE'
'I'M REALLY BEING SUCKED INTO CINDYB'S WEB CAM.'

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

1:00 pm salt spring time

APRIL 26
SHOW 151
PODCAST 63

Scopy Steve says he's sorry for last week and in the next 'breath' tells a naughty joke. I had to listen to it a few times to understand what he said. I think this must be the inposter on his speak-n-spell voice thingy. I am surprised Scopy Steve is still around, last show there was the impression that he would be fired and a female replacement was on her way. Kind of like the Don Imus thing in the USA. Anyway back to listening to that joke again. The first time I listened it sounded like "what's the best thing about having sex with twenty five ear holes? There's twenty of them" Made no sense. I now know it's "twenty-five year olds" but I missed the punchline and well as Scopy himself says "Moving swiftly on"

Maf is not well this show. He is not enthused. This is scary because being unenthusiastic is the first step to CBA syndrome. Watch out! You could be next!

Maf got some bad news! He will tell us later in the show.


THE SCOPY SOAPY
Previously on the Scopy Soapy, Scopy Steve alienated listeners and indicated he expected to be fired. He is also annoyed with the inposter Steve. Inposter Steve continues to insult and goad from afar....

This week Scopy has received two mychingo messages from Scopy Audrey. She has a mad crush on him. He thinks she sounds dreamy. Is love in the air for SS?
Is she the speaking clock lady? Stay tuned to this continuing drama. Will SS be fired or is management soft on unacceptable behaviour?

Maf has cleared up the connection problem. No one had problems listening this week. There were problems with the chat room but that's another ball of wax.

Maf is really feeling poorly. He drove 101 miles to get to the show and will have to drive 101 miles home. That's dedication. He luvs us.

Maf's bad news is the TV show DRIVE has been cancelled. He's gutted, pissed off and really really angry. He wants answers, he demands answers, he needs answers.

On to politics...
...
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Chit chat about Maf's work.

TUNE TIME (and pain med. time) Maf has a hard time deciding on a number between 1 and 13. In the end he chooses 13.
Ya Mo Be There - Steve Brookstein

goatee.com Lee is growing a goatee and needed support, advice and technique help. All his goatee needs are met there.

Lee might be able to save 6000 pounds on his windows.

Maf get angry again about DRIVE being cancelled.

HEROES is great!
LOST is really good but Lee doesn't care.
PRISON BREAK The guys watch it but I CBA.
JERIKO Gareth likes this show a lot and Maf watches it.

The Commitments were at Alten Towers this Snug night.
HARIKARAOKE -
Dark End of the Streets - Commitments


LISTENER HELP REQUESTED (alright stop in your tracks, get back here and listen to what they want this time)
Maf's been thinking about the Snug book. So write something for the Snug book!
They want it to be a combination of The Young Ones book and The JCB song book.
It doesn't have to have 'lots and lots' of words. No poetry but limericks are allowed. I create two limericks off the top of my head. Listen to the show to hear them or buy the book when it comes out.

NUTHER TUNE TIME -
Glory Days - Just Jack - I just went to watch the video, it's quite good. Go have a look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUyTMtGow4
This song is good too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFpghjtyex8&mode=related&search=

youtubeyoutubeyoutubedoitdoitdoityoutubeyoutubeyoutube

Maf reads out the limerick I wrote about him. He thinks I struggle with a rhyme for Maf.... laugh, giraffe, bath (baf), half, staff, calf. They are sort of rhymes.


TAMARA SINGS - WORD UP

And the show ends, not with a bang or a whimper but with a poorly Maf and evil, beard rubbing Lee. I've been Tamara and this blog has taken 3 hours 30 mins to do....


TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'YOU'D NEED THREE STROKES'
LEE 'I'M SURE BETWEEN US....'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'YOU ME AND AUDREY'

MAF 'I WAS REALLY REALLY HOT... TO TOUCH'
LEE 'WELL WELL I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE OF THAT'

LEE 'THAT SOUP WAS LOVELY BY THE WAY'
MAF 'WAS IT?'
LEE
'YOU MAKE THE NICEST SOUP. I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME MORE SHORTLY'
MAF 'NO PROBLEM BUT DON'T CALL ME SHORTLY'

MAF 'WASN'T PETER SELLERS REALLY REALLY HARD TO WORK WITH?'
LEE 'HE WAS DEAD WASN'T? IT'S QUITE SERIOUS'

LEE 'HOW CAN I MAKE SOMEBODY VIEW MY WEB CAM'
MAF 'MAKE THEM? LOOK AT MY WEB CAM BITCH'


MAF
'IT'S GONNA BE THE SCOPY STEVE SHOW IN A BIT, WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH HIM NOW HE'S GETTING WOMEN AND STUFF'
'I'M DEPRESSED, I'VE JUST BEEN SPEAKING WITH FLUFFY IN THE CHAT ROOM AND SHE'S DEPRESSED ME'
'GOD SAKES IT I'M CROSS AND ILL'
'RAPPER PIMP TEETH'
'IT'S NOT THE STEVE AND STEVE SHOW'
'IS THERE BUM CRACK HAIR.COM?'
'THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T CATCH LAST SHOW WILL BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN EVERY WEEK'
'IT'S SO CAR PORN'
'EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE TO FOX AND TELL THEM TO FOX OFF'
'I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY COULD PLAY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY REALLY EXISTED'
'I'M AN ELEPHANT A TWISTED ELEPHANT'
'IT'S KIND OF SILLY BUT WE DON'T LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE IDIOTS'
'HELLO MY NAME IS INGA I'VE COME TO RAPE AND PILLAGE YOU'
'I'M SORRY BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT'
'NOBODY SAW ME LOOK AT YOUR BELLY'
'THERE'S A MALE IN SALT SPRING ISLAND WHO HAS SHAVED ALL HIS HAIR OFF'

LEE
'OH WINE AND CHAIR DANCING THAT SOUNDS SEXY'
'I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I THOUGHT LET'S GET OURSELVES ON THE RADIO, LET'S GET OURSELVES SOME NOTORIETY, LET'S GET SOME CHICKS AND IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE GETTING CHICKS FOR SCOPY STEVE NOW.'
'I HATE CHRISTMAS I'VE GOT NO FAMILY I'M ON MY OWN I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?'
'I HAVE A SOUP THING GOING ON'
'WATCH THIS SPACE IT'S GOING TO BE BLANK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME'
'I DO NEED A WEE'
'I SENT AN INVITATION TO CINDYB BUT SHE WON'T LOOK AT ME'