MAY 17
SHOW 154
PODCAST 67

This week's blog FINALLY!
We have had couch surfing guests the last few days. They are a young couple from France (wow I feel old saying 'young couple'!) They are really nice people and we're enjoying their visit. We don't speak French, they speak English really well, yet there is still the language barrier at times. That is this week's excuse for a late blog. Anyway on with the blog.....

Scopy says......Nothing interesting this week. Just the house keeping the guys normally do - stealing their thunder as usual!

The Snug computer suffered from the blue screen of death, so for live listeners we are treated to a repeat of the first 10 Min's of the show.

Lee does not remember the very first Tamara sings! Well it was like this Lee...one day I requested the song Mercedes Benz and you and Maf said you didn't know it and I said I could do it and you two said OK do it and then you said keep sending songs and I did. In the beginning if Maf didn't like a song I was doing he'd stop it part way through, which never hurt my feelings. It is your show after all.(face...bovered...is it?...my face ain't bovered) To this day I can not believe I send in songs, it is really out of character for me. So Lee that's the story of Tamara Sings .

Ian the new listener is back this week. He sent in an email, insulting the guys already. (he'll fit in nicely - Ian you really should join us in the chat room!)

TUNE TIME - G-4 - FEVER It was a very unusual version, it had spooky cartoon ghost background singers. Cracked the guys up!

Maf chats about technology in the not so distant future. "you could dump the entire library into your head" It's a very comical discussion on what it *could* be like if Maf and Lee ruled the world and basic natural law.


Shows are reaching their season finales, HEROES, LOST, PRISON BREAK... Maf wonders what they will watch now that all the shows are on break. I have discovered an excellent site that has links to sites that have tv programs and movies. Some links are better than others. I have watched the first two seasons of Criminal Minds, I am now watching CSI, SMALLVILLE, 4400, QI, RED DWARF and TORCHWOOD. Here's the site http://www.ovguide.com/

HARIKARAOKE - Cockney medley - Various

and Lee feels like doing another...

HARIKARAOKE ~ part two - Rod Stewart - We are Sailing


CindyB is in the house.

Maf claims that I said in an IM that I said "my mychingo". Here is the actual sentence cut and pasted from the actual conversation (badly written in all it's glory) "did you do the mychingo messages yet?" (do as in play during the show) They still think it's me...I do go to The Snug web site, these messages are new and amusing to me too. I had asked because my connection was dropping during the show and I wasn't sure if I had missed anything. Do I protest too much? or not enough? Anyway.....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPE-OPERA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Previously Audrey tells Maf and Lee (via mychingo) that Steve the Inposter is actually Phillip her ex. He is not really dead but in a mental hospital.

Audrey would like to join the Snug Girl's Fan Club.

Scopy Steve waxed poetic. He is in love. He was happy to find out who had been messing with him and falsely accusing him of being an inposter. Steve made a few calls and **poof** Phillip is gone.

Someone named Maria left a message in Spanish. Who is she? Could she be Steve's wife or ex wife? Will she leave another message?
Also someone named Hiro left a message and it is as follows to the best of my abilities (I slowed it down and still missed some of it) "HI GUYS LOVING THE SHOW BEEN LISTENING TO THE POD CAST. ____________________? WHICH ONE IS THE DARK HAIRED GAY ONE YOU ARE SO CUTE."
Who does Hiro have a crush on? Will Maf and Lee take back their offer to have him on the show? Is it past, present or future Hiro?

Stay tuned...
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TUNE TIME - Cliff Richard - Wired for sound

Maf's been watching Andrew Sister movies. Research for his book.

Maf has only seen one episode of 4400. I recommend that Maf watches because it is not aliens but future people who abducted them.

Lee trys to call CindyB on YAHOO. It doesn't work, they call me, doesn't work, I call them, doesn't work.... Lee fiddles Maf distracts him....

Lee is really happy to see himself on webcam on CindyB's desktop. He squeals with delight as he sees himself in Texas.

The problem with YAHOO? Lee needed to turn it up. CindyB calls in and sings Happy Birthday to the Snug!
They call me, my mic sounds a bit wonky. Maf confused me with his ACK ACK ACK Mars Attacks reference. It was because of the static start to our conversation but at the time I was very confused! It was a really bad connection.

TAMARA SINGS - Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz

Ian sent in a funny comedy bit about air traffic controllers.

The fellas ramble along in chit chat land and the show ends.
I've not been Audrey, Phillip, Hiro or Marie but I have been Tamara and good night!




TOGETHER
MAF 'SO THERE YOU GO'
LEE 'REALLY? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. WELL BUGGER ME'
MAF 'NOT JUST YET'
LEE 'ALRIGHT'


MAF 'OH I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR ME OR NOT'
LEE 'WHAT'S IT SAY'
MAF 'OF COURSE I'LL SLEEP WITH YA'
LEE 'GARETH?!'
HAHAHAHA

MAF 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO CRAP WITH THE SOFTWARE'
LEE 'HMM?'
MAF 'IN A NICE WAY. I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A DEROGATORY FASHION'
LEE 'RIGHT OK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THEN?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO PLAY'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT'


MAF 'I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NO NO NO WE'LL JUST GO TO A TUNE'
LEE 'I'M JUST PLAYING ANYTHING AT ALL?'
MAF 'UM YA WELL NO WELL YA WELL YA'
LEE 'WHAT?! WE'RE NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS WE NORMALLY HAVE SEMBLANCE OF ORDER'
MAF 'NO WE DON'T BLAGGART'

LEE 'ALRIGHT G-4'
MAF 'OKAY...WHAT WHAT OF G-4?'
LEE 'UHH IT'S GONNA BE CALLED FEVER'
MAF 'FEVER? AS IN FEVER?'
LEE 'AS IN NOT VERY WELL'
MAF 'IS THIS TO DEDICATE TO TAMARA AND HER MENTAL FEVER?'
LEE 'TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH'

LEE 'THERE YOU GO FEVER LAS VEGAS G-4 AND FRIENDS'
MAF 'IF YOU EVER NEEDED TO DO A GHOST POPULAR MUSIC HOUSE SCARY THING I'D USE THAT COMEDY GHOSTS SING ELVIS'

MAF 'NOT US CAUSE I INTEND TO STILL BE ALIVE IN 2050'
LEE 'HOW FAR AWAY IS THAT THEN?'
MAF 'I'LL BE EIGHTY'
LEE 'WE'LL PROBABLY STILL BE DOING THE SHOW'
MAF 'WE'LL PROBABLY STILL HAVE THIS NUMBER OF LISTENERS TOO'
LEE 'YA HERE'S A SONG FROM A LONG TIME AGO IT'S G-4 AND FRIENDS AND FEVER. YOU LIKED THIS ONE WE PLAYED IT IN 2007'

LEE 'YA OK BUT I MEAN THINK WHAT YOU COULD DOWN LOAD.'
MAF 'EVERYTHING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE KNOWLEDGE'
LEE 'YOU COULD LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH'
MAF 'EVERYTHING THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION WOULD BE DOWN, THEY'D BE DROPPED. EBONY AND IVORY LIVING IN PERFECT HARMONY'
LEE 'THERE'D BE NO SUCH THING AS STEVIE WONDER AND PAUL MCCARTNEY'

MAF 'IT'S A BIT SERIOUS FOR OUR SHOW'
LEE 'NOT REALLY I THINK IT'S REALLY QUITE FUN AND FASCINATING. JUST BEING ABLE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT'
MAF 'WE GET THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS LIKE THAT AND TAKE THEM OFF INTO REALMS OF SNUGNESS LIKE KARAOKE SINGING'
LEE 'I'D PROBABLY DOWNLOAD THE ABILITY TO MIMIC JOHNATHON ROSS AND PISS OFF THE BBC'

MAF 'IT'S MAYBE THAT'S USED FOR MEMORY RECALL AND STORAGE BUT ALL YOUR BRAIN FUNCTIONS THAT CONTROL YOU ARE SOFT AND WET. THAT'S THAT'S WET WET.'
LEE 'NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE'
MAF 'SOFT AND WET NOT HOT AND WET'

MAF 'GARETH'S OFFERING TO PAY CREDIT CARDS. BEAR WITH ME ONE SECOND...{AND MINE}'
LEE 'TO PAY CREDIT CARDS? THAT'S VERY KIND OF HIM'
MAF 'IT WAS WASN'T IT? OH HE'S NOT ACTUALLY OFFERED, TAMARA'S MAKING HIM OFFER. OR MAKING HIM AN OFFER'
LEE 'MAKING HIM AN OFFER?'
MAF 'DOES JAMES KNOW?'
LEE 'DON'T REFUSE'
MAF 'WITH HIS RIPPLY WILLY......... I MISSED THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER OUT OF THERE'
LEE 'YOU DID!'
MAF 'IT'S QUITE AN IMPORTANT WORD IN THAT SENTENCE'
LEE 'YES IT WAS INDEEDY'

MAF 'APPARENTLY TAMARA SAYS 'I GO ON YOUR FRIGGON WEBSITE, I PAY ATTENTION'
LEE 'FRIGGON ISN'T THAT A GAS? IT'S A GAS YOU PUT IN FRIDGES TO KEEP IT COLD, FRIGGON GAS'
MAF 'FRIGGON SO WE'VE GOT A FRIGGON WEB SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY THAT GAS APPARENTLY AND SHE'S BEEN TO IT'
LEE 'BRILLIANT'

MAF 'CAN YOU TURN LEE OFF?'
T 'OK YOU'RE FAT AND....**CLICK**'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEE 'YES AND YOU'RE A BITCH'
MAF 'I SAID TURN HIM OFF NOT INSULT HIM, THERE'S A BIT OF A DIFFERENCE'
LEE 'MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO'S THE FATTEST ONE OF ALL?'



MAF
'IT'S THE DEJA VU PART OF THE SHOW, SO THERE YOU GO'
'HOO I'M WARM NOW FROM ALL THAT LAUGHING AND KAHLUA'
'THE NEXT DAY COULD BE ME LAST QUICK GET ME INTO THAT POD'
'I'LL PUT A THING IN THE DOOBERY'
'IT GOES TITS UP AS SOON AS CINDY ARRIVES. CINDY ARRIVES ON THE SCENE AND THAT'S IT'
'HOPE YOU GIGGLED A LITTLE BIT ON THE BUS TO WORK OR THE TRAIN IT ALWAYS BRIGHTENS MY LIFE TO THINK ABOUT YOU LOOKING INSANE'


LEE
'YOU'LL BE LAUGHING OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACES OR FECES'
'HI I'M DAVID GEST I WAS ONCE MARRIED TO LIZA MENIALLY AND I KNOW DAVID JACKSON...DAVID JACKSON?!'
'WE'RE NOT SEXIST BUT HE'S NOT SEXY'
'OH TAMARA I DO STILL HAVE YOUR EMAIL WITH YOUR LAST REQUESTS, NOT LAST REQUESTS SORRY LATEST REQUESTS'
'NO BUT YES'
'HI I'M PLUTO I USE TO BE MARRIED TO LIZA MANLEY'S DOG. BITCH WHATEVER!'

SCOPY STEVE
'NOW HERE THEY ARE WHATSIT AND DOOBERY'