SEPT 13
SHOW 167
PODCAST 82

The Green Green Onions of home - Lee is back! All is right with the universe. Let the comedy gold flow like milk for a new born baby.

SCOPY SCOTTY steps in with "the time is."

Maf remotely controls Pirate Dave's PC to help him get into the chatroom. The power....first Pirate Dave's computer....next the WORLD BANK!!!

Maf almost had to fly solo last week but luckily Pirate Dave saved us from a "weird music with Maf" show. Then Lee breaks the news he may not be here next week!

The fan is pestering Lee. The noise is driving him mad!! It wants an autograph.

Halloween is on it's way!! The most wonderful time of the year!

The guys dream about owning an MP3 horn for their cars. A variety of ideas flew about.

Fan Face Lee bovered Face Hot bovered Lee!

MAF MAKES A PROMISE
This weekend he will install his new webcam!
PROMISE UPDATE
Maf still promises to play a karaoke track of a song I sent ages ago. Was suppose to be this week, it has be delayed inexplicably.

I am contemplating doing a rather vulgar song next week. My kid has to be out of the house when I do it...so I may or may not.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Died along with Scopy Steve. It's possible that the creating forces behind the Soap took SS's death as a hint to cease and desist...
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Anita Roddick died! sad

A very weird conversation about dead bodies and harnessing the energy from them when cremated. Fluffy has seen a burning body - she worked at a mortuary once upon a time. And then the conversation turns dark...human candles...

TUNE TIME
Have Love Will Travel - The Sonics

Pirate Dave is in the chatroom!! arrrghhhhhh

MYCHINGO the guys!! do it do it do it

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/OchreJelly/Microscale/StephenHawking/hawkmain.jpg

WHERE IS TAMARA THIS WEEK? Willow's room!
Lee thinks I break into peoples houses each week and steal their bandwidth or I live in a mansion and each week I choose a different room. lol

Maf and Lee enjoyed the F&T show. The promised quote section from Maf is not going to happen.
A crimbo F&T show is in the works. Ideas? Send them to us via the deadly quiet forum!

Listeners record your bit of Green Onions!! I think they guys need to send us the particular version of Green Onions they want us to do!


HARIKARAOKE - Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch


Lee is happy that a new season of Prison Break has started.
Maf has been watching all sort of new shows.
Many cool shows will be starting up again soon!

TUNE TIME - Runaway - Jackie Ayres

Lee relives his wife's birthing experience.

TAMARA SINGS The Cure -Love Song

http://beta.grooveshark.com/index.php

CindyB is in the house! FINALLY! :o)

And without much ado the show ends. The nonsense peters out and the pink tail disappears for another week.
Goodnight!



QUOTES section is now going to be called....

Out of Context

LEE 'I'VE RECOVERED WELL....................................'
MAF 'GOOD'
sort of a {{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} with no announcement.
LEE '...THAT'S IT'
MAF 'OH OKAY THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY?...I'VE RECOVERED WELL.'

LEE 'YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST'
MAF 'YOU HEARD IT HERE AND ONLY HERE'

MAF 'I WONDER IF ANYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH ENERGY A BURNING CORPSE PRODUCES'
LEE 'FLUFFY WOULD KNOW'
MAF 'WOULD SHE BEING A CHEMIST.'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'SHE THE NEAREST WE'VE GOT TO A SCIENTIST HAHAHAHA'
LEE 'SHE ENDS IN AN IST. I'M JUST PIST THAT DOESN'T COUNT'

MAF 'SHE'S EVEN IN A BETTER POSITION. WELL I CAN....NO RIGHT NO STOP. EMMM SORRY I WAS JUST GOING TO MY OWN LITTLE WORLD'
LEE 'COME ON YOU CAN'T KEEP THINGS TO YOURSELF ON A THURSDAY'
MAF 'WELLLL'

MAF 'BEAR WITH ME JUST ONE SECOND'
LEE 'RARRARRRARRRRAARRR'

LEE 'SHE SHOULD HAVE A REVERSE WEBCAM'
MAF 'WELL THAT'S JUST A WEBCAM ON A STICK POINTING AT YOUR FACE'
LEE 'NEW FROM LOGITECH HEADCAM ON A STICK'

LEE 'AND JAMES WANTED LOTS OF SEX'
MAF 'LET ME POKE OUT MY MIND'S EYE'

LEE 'WHAT ON EARTH IS TAMARA DOING?'
MAF 'SHOWING US HER ASS I THINK'

MAF 'SHE MUST HAVE A CANADIAN SENSE OF HUMOUR'
LEE 'WHAT NONE?'
MAF 'I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT'

MAF 'YOU KNOW HOW GRUMPY THEY ARE ABOUT CHILDBIRTH AND HOW THEY THINK IT'S REALLY PAINFUL'
LEE 'PAINFUL? WITH ALL THOSE DRUGS'
MAF 'IT'S LIKE HAVING A REALLY BIG SHIT'

MAF
'I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULDN'T USE ENERGY FROM BURNING CORPSE. LOTS OF FAT IN THERE, THEY BURN QUITE WELL'
'IT'S BETTER THAN THE HARD PLASTIC ONE'
'SOME OF US ARE DEDICATED TO THE SHOW!'
'IS SHE A YUMMY MOMMY?'
'SOMETIMES YOU LOOK AT THE CHATROOM AND GO WHO THE WHAT THE
BLINKY'S GOING ON THERE!'

LEE
'SHE HAS WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE YA LIAR!' (sorry your quotes are so few this week Lee....)