January 10th 2008
Show 183
Podcast 98

Now to start with let me explain how hard this show was to blog... laughing and writting don't go together easily! So, I've mainly bullet pointed parts of the show, this combined with the quotes should give you a fair idea of how funny the show was.... naturally, if you are in any doubt... GO LISTEN!!!

• We start with massive plans for podcast 100... will VNV turn up? Will anything else special happen? w e l l..... your guess is as good as mine, only time will tell!

• Lee brings us a new book this week - The complete book of useless information (or something like that anyway) He does a classic (old) visual gag before telling us how heavy the Statue of Liberty's fingers are.

• T's looking healthy on her cam tonight (maybe she's had some fruit.. a banana perhaps? ;) ). We take a look at her wall planner... what does she have planned? well... Mafs imagination gets the better of him, and the show starts to decend into the gutter....

• Chris is listening in...

• Maf swears more than Lee (only cos Lee's Mum listens!)

• Tune time: Artic Monkeys - Teddy Pickers

• Saunas outnumber cars in finland

• Lee tells us a painfull sauna story... even I crossed my legs for this bit, and I'm a girl!

• Tune time: Seasick Steve - Cut my wings

• James gets home... The boys get scared... he has a shotgun!!

• Chris joins us in the chatroom.. hope we see you there next week as well Chris! :D

• Anal sex tips from Canada

• Feather knickers.... Hahahahahaha!!!!

• Still another week or so to get your caption competition entries in!

• Dr Pepper is the fizziest drink EVER.... cos it is!!

• Harikaraoke: Artic Monkeys - When the sun goes down.

• Lee tells us about his unbelievable new contract.... we challenge anyone to beat it!

• James is back on the webcam, apparently he looks like Chris Martin from Coldplay (I missed this.. bloody Yahoo!)

• More useless facts - 1 in 6 people have felt like hitting one of their co-workers.

• More chatroom shennanigans

• Tune time: Simple Plan - When I'm gone

• LOTS more chatroom stuff...

• Tamara sings: Hallelujah- Lees most favourite song EVER!

• I do NOT look like Jerry Hall!

Karaoke: Elvis - a little less conversation,
Walker Brothers - The sun aint gonna shine anymore,
Pat Benetar - Hit me with your best shot.

So to summerise... GET INTO THE CHATROOM if you want to tip cows! (and if you want to get that joke!)


MAF WAS RIGHT! LEE SAID AMERICA NOT GERMANY

QUOTES
LEE 'I CAN SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY MUM IF I WANT TO'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT'
LEE 'PESKY'
MAF 'BUT YOU DON'T'
LEE 'W E L L.... I DO WHEN I'M NOT ON AIR'

MAF 'WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE LADIES'
LEE 'I I I DON'T KNOW. I'D LOVE TO GET INSIDE ONE OF THEIR HEADS ONCE SOMETIME. I DON'T MEAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICAL WAY I THINK WITH A SCALPEL WILL BE QUITE NICE'

MAF 'I'VE HAD THIS BEFORE SO IT'S NOT A NEW PAIN BUT BUGGER IT HURTS' LEE 'OH THAT WILL HURT'
MAF 'BUGGERY HURTS, YES IT DOES. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT THOUGH WHAT I MEANT WAS I CAN'T COUGH, LAUGH OR SNEEZE.'

MAF 'I'M NOT SURE HOW FAR THE CHATROOM IS GOING TO DESEND'
LEE 'BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT'S GOING'
MAF 'CHRIS IT ISN'T USUALLY THIS BAD'
LEE 'YES IT IS'
MAF 'SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE'

LEE 'SHE'S GOT A FAG IN HER GOB'
MAF 'MARY JANE'S IN HER MOUTH'
LEE 'AND SHE'S SMOKING'

MAF
'COULD BE A LIVEY LISTENER'
'IF YOU ARE BY A COMPUTER AT 9:00 YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE SNUG'
'IT'S ODD ACTUALLY THAT SUCH AN ANTI RELIGIOUS WOMAN WOULD DO A SONG CALLED HALLELUJAH'
'CAUSE I'M A BIT SWEARY AND YOU DON'T SWEAR CAUSE YOUR MUM LISTENS'
'MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR EARS FUCKING COVERED'
'LEE'S A SERIAL KILLER'
'I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE CHAT ROOM CENTRIC ...UMMMM...CHAT ROOM.'

'YOU'D NEED A WHOLE BODY CONDOM'
'I THINK WE SHOULD DO MISERABLE NEWS ONLY'
'IT'S MOLD IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGONFLY'
'IF THAT'S HER BEDROOM YOU'RE DEAD NOW'
'SPECIAL GUEST FOR POD CAST 99 IS JAMES AND HIS SHOT GUN'
'HE SLIPPED IN QUIETLY FROM THE BACK'
'TAMARA'S GIVING ME ANAL SEX TIPS IN THE CHATROOM'
'WHY IS DR PEPPER THE FIZZIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD EVER'
'SHE'S LIKE THE BRAIN FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE INTELLECT. AND TAMARA MUST BE PINKY'
'YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RIB US LIKE A CONDOM'
'YOU JUST PRESSED THAT SILENCE BUTTON DIDN'T YOU'
'GARETH IS PULLING THE OLD PRUDISH SHOCKED BRIT CARD' '
'GOOD THINGS SHE'S GOT HER HEADPHONES IN OR WE'D BE GETTING A SLAPPING. A MALE SLAPPING'
'UHOOO I'M HERE BUT I'M NOT STOPPING CAUSE JAMES IS SCARY' (oh god he is so NOT scary)
'DON'T DO THE QUOTES SOBER NOW WILL YA NOW'
'I'M QUITE ENJOYING PERVY T SHE MADE MY SHOW. SHE SHOULD BE PERVY MORE OFTEN. THAT WALL CHART..... I WANT TO SEE MORE PINK ON THAT WALL CHART'
'MEN SO BAD THEY'RE BANNED IN TEXAS'
'SHE'S QUICK WITH HER BITS OF RANDOM'
'ON THE TICKY CLOCK OF TIMENESS'
'DON'T INTERRUPT MY FACE FUCKING'
'I THINK WE THOUGHT WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT'
'TAMARA SINGS OR SOMETHING'

LEE
'CAPITAL MMM MMM'
'TAMARA'S LOOKING REALLY HEALTHY THIS WEEK ON THE WEBCAM'
'THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF SWEARING TONIGHT'
'TALKING OF TAMARA HAVING SEX I WATCHED THAT PROGRAM YOU TOLD ME ABOUT LAST WEEK'
'F-ING HECK'
'I'M GOING TO BE HORNY AT 3:00 ON THURSDAY'
'I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S A HOOKER'
'WHAT'S EVEN MORE KINKY IS LEAVING THEM ATTACHED TO THE CHICKEN. CLUCK CLUCK'
'BUGGITY DUM DUM'
'I THINK YOU'LL FIND JAMES UNDER THE DESK WITH RANDY'
'NOTHING DOWN HERE, JUST A LOT OF DUSTY CUPBOARDS AND SOME COLD MEAT'
'SHOW US YOUR PINK'
'IT'S JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE'
'STOP GETTING IN TOUCH WITH US YOU CRAZY CANADIAN'
'HUMPTY NUMPTY'

T
'I'D LET HIM INSPECT MY KITCHEN'

ROACH
'HE'S GONE TO INSPECT THE KITCHEN'