March 6th - Show 191 - Podcast 106

March 6th - Show 191 - Podcast 106

With a bit of a false start the record button is (finally) pressed and the show begins with "sorry sorry sorry". Sorry for last week's poor recording quality and sorry for not realizing he hadn't pressed record. MAF GOT SACKED!! And no that is not a double entendre. He really did get fired! That's our Maf - rule breaker extraordinar. The sad sad tale was told with the usual 'sad segment' music. Fluffy sent Maf beautiful naked glass bead goddesses. Pervy T rears her pervy head and the conversation descends to bum beads.

Lee's had a hair colour change.

Maf faces parenting issues when his 14 year old was suspended when he and his mates attempted to set each other on fire in a paper suit.


TUNE TIME - Gabriella Kilmel - Sweet About me
Lee plays a song I liked!!! Two thumbs up Lee!!

I got my presents from Maf and from Fluffy! Combo birthday/crimbo.

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WORDS FROM THE SECRET WORD LIST aberrant Acetone hairy bugger
Thermal shock MAF 'YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR BUM MAF? WHAT WHAT?!? HAS TAMARA GONE INSANE?' LEE 'YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR BUM MAF....' MAF 'WHAAA?!? I DON'T.....IT'S IT'S A LITTLE BEAD! WHAT WHAT DOES SHE THINK?' LEE 'I DON'T KNOW...THEY HAVE...WELL IS IT LIKE...SHE MUST THINK MAYBE IT'S A LOVE BEAD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.' MAF 'WHAT ARE THEM?' LEE 'WELL THEY HAVE THE LITTLE LONG NECKLACE OF BEAD AND STUFF ON AND...' MAF 'NO.' LEE 'THEY STICK THEM IN PLACES APPARENTLY.' MAF 'NOOOOO NOOOOOO.' LEE 'NOT DOWN HERE! IN LONDON! DOWN IN LONDON AND CANADER AND STUFF' MAF 'LONDON AND CANADA JUST LONDON AND CANADA'

MAF 'YOU BONY LONG FACED BASTARD'
LEE 'DON'T HOLD IT IN WILL YOU.' MAF 'I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB, WELL, I HAVEN'T STARTED YET' 'ALL I'VE EVER DONE...CAN YOU TURN THAT OFF I FEEL LIKE I'M COMPETING!' 'SHE SAID -I'VE MADE SOME BEAD PORN - AND I WENT WHAT YOU USED THE MAGIC WORD THERE....BEAD' 'THERE'S NO WAY I'M SAYING STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN THERE'
'FLUFFY MAKES GLASS BEADS THAT ARE GOING NO WHERE NEAR BOTTOMS.'
'DOESN'T THE MIND BOGGLE'
'I KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD IDEA, I'M GONNA PUT ON THIS PAPER SUIT SET ME ON FIRE BOYS'
'NOT MASSIVLY ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE A CERTAIN AGE...' LEE 'HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT YOU HAIRY BUGGER' WORD FROM THE SECRET LIST 'MINMIZE YOUR SHOW NOTES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOLD THE PAPER OVER?'
'IF YOU WANT TO YOU CAN STICK THEM UP YOUR BOTTOM.'
'SINCE YOU LOST YOUR JOB YOU'VE BECOME REALLY SELFISH - ME ME ME'