Tamara's log, Snug date May 25th
GREEN ONIONS and the show begins...

*Pirate Dave is back and has his own jingle. Gifts galore, Pirate Dave shares his glorious bounty...Coke, beer and candy.

*About my request for Lee to make his webcam image smaller...His webcam pic takes up at least 1/4 of the screen when it's on large...and believe it or not I'd like to see other things on my screen than just Lee.

*Pirate Dave tells a joke and yet even after replaying it 3 times, I miss it?!?! Not sure why...Must be a UKly doobery thingy.

*When Maf thinks about my house he makes banjo sounds... Lee has a look at the photos I posted. Lee, it appears, does not read this blog, nor has he heard The Fluffy and Tami show number one! Not taking his godly duties very seriously! tsk tsk

*Maf insults Fluffy's blogging abilities and calls her a number 2 listener. And if you recall previously on the snug, we learned that number 2 means poo. More poo? or less poo? They say nice things about me though **blush**. And joy oh bliss we revisit "chicken shit" :o)

*No texting this week or last week...

*"oh yesssss!" has been requested as a ring tone.

*Tonight's 10:00 feature will be Pirate Dave News...

*They are NOT talking about transparent desks apparently.

*Maf is going to see X_MEN this weekend. I hope to hear a review. I won't be seeing it until it comes out on DVD.

{this weeks silence}, effortlessly executed not only by Maf and Lee, but Pirate Dave too! He managed not to screw it up!

*The Snug gives another comedy show air time. It's called ___________...I missed it. Something to do with "wrong" comedy..."black humour" if you will. Though they played chunks of the show, I just don't think it would be to my liking...a bit of bla bla bla. At least with the Snug , it's interactive bla bla bla. Lee does an "American" accent and sounded like the Monty Python guys doing an "American accent"
Pat Roberson IS the devil. Here's a link straight to him, who apparently, speaks directly to GOD.
http://www.patrobertson.com/ It is hard to get the gist of the comedy show though, as it bores the CHICKEN SHIT out of Lee and they skip through it. Maf will listen to the whole thing and give us a review.

*Send an e-mail to snugradio@yahoo.co.uk and The Snug will send you a Fantasy Mix Sweety! woo hoo "have a fantasy mix on us" say radio god Maf.

*Lee's wife calls, she'd been on a treasure hunt. She came in third. Good job Mrs.Lee!

*Pirate Dave does a jingle! The out takes are brilliant! Maf and Lee try to give jingle advice. I wonder if a proper jingle will come out of it?

*Tonight's 10:00 special event starts ontime, 10:10. The special event tonight is PIRATE NEWS: 80 year old grannie's budgies came under threat by David Blaine-y type thieves.

*Maf lets us women know how to be a good wife 1955 style. Sounds like Stetford Wives.

*Maf bombards Lee and Pirate Dave with questions like "can you cry under water?" amoung others...

* I sing...Sorrows Away Lee did say in past shows I should sing a song they could sing along with...I'm pretty sure he did... I even sent the song and the lyrics so they could have a listen and then sing along...Fickle radio gods they be...

*They play around with different pirate accents.

*A wee bit of chat about Lost
*SUDDEN LOUD MUSICAL NOISE*

*Pirate Dave has loads of ideas for Snug slots. He's an ideas man.

*The Badger song makes a visit

*Pirate Dave thinks Steven Siegel has girls hair (a pony tail) Don't pirates have long hair? hmmm...

*Special jingle player on the Snug site, go check it out! NOW NOW NOW

*Well there's a bit more chit chat and then hari karaoke. And thus ends this week's Snug and this week's Snug Fan Blog...

See you Thursday

I've been Tamara, goodnight!

QUOTES
PIRATE DAVE (pick a consonant Dave) "A"

"I'VE GOTTA HAVE A SCRIPT, I'VE GOTTA HAVE A SCRIPT"

"I AM YOUR COMIC STIMULANT"

"THURSDAY 9:00 TWO OWLS WITH LEE AND MAF"

MAF

(quote added June 1) "OH WE COULD DO A "TAMARA SINGS" INSTEAD OF ANOTHER SONG."

"CAUSE I'M JUST EMPTYED HEADED AT THE MOMENT"

"I DON'T HAVE A WIND MILL IN MY HEAD"

"I HAD TO LISTEN TO IT, I SHRUNK IT DOWN"

"IT'S A FLOATING CIRCULAR SQUARE FLOATY THING"

"BEER'S NOT A HEALTH FOOD" (unless it's Guiness ~ T ;o) )

"THAT'S WHAT MALT SMELL LOOKS LIKE"

"YOU'RE THIS WEEK'S RANDOM DAVE"

"IT'S A BIT TALKY BUT THAT'S RICH COMING FROM US"

"I'M CHANGING MY SHOES, WHICH ARE NOWHERE NEAR MY BOLLOCKS AND ASS"

"SPAMMERS YOU'RE ARE ALL EVIL WHY DON'T YOU DIE"

LEE

"I'M FEELING TUNE TIMEY"

"WE'LL BE BACK AFTER TEXAS"

"I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 12TH OF NEVER, THAT'LL BE A PACKED WEEKEND"

"IF IT'S FUNNY WE'LL JUST RECREATE IT AND CALL IT OUR OWN"

"WHAT EVER WE DO, YOU TELL THEM"

"TAMARA SAYS YOUR VERY FUNNY BUT SHE'S CANADIAN SO THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING"

Tamara's Log Snug date May17, 2006

*5, 4, 3, 2, 1, groovin' to green onions

*Show 106

*Discussing the McCartney's split. I lost respect for Paul when he remarried so soon after Linda's death...so I just roll my eyes at this "news".

*Tonight's theme... just you wait...it's coming! It involves bad language! AND CHICKENS!

*Note at 10:00pm every Thursday something important will happen! Listen up! (better be good! Lee promised)

*Computer doobery thingy talk....

*Previous on the Fluffy and Tami show I talk about the $30 million lottery prize coming up and my plans for it if I won. Maf and Lee are hurt and dismayed not to hear The Snug mentioned for hand outs. I will state here, that if I ever win a large sum of money, I, Tamara, include The Snug in the Friends and Family category. I didn't win the $30 million but I do have a ticket for the $8 million draw for this week... fingers crossed!

*More talk about The Fluffy and Tami show. :o) Maf even did a blog for us! So great! Such fun!

*Monkey talk... Monkeys talking about how monkeys talk...

*Fluffy has a new car!! woo hoo! A beauty and silver! Silver cars are really cool! :o) Can you tell I know nothing about cars!

*Tonight's song is The lunatics have taken over the Asylum - Fun Boy Three This is the Fluffy and Tami Show's theme song! The Snug is a live show and The Fluffy and Tami show is edited. I think they are braver to to it live! Not that editing made me sound any better...EXACTLY...

*Will Maf going to see the Da Vinci Code really piss off the religious leaders? Wow the power he has!

*SING ALONG WITH TAMARA ON THE SNUG... I sing...Hand in My Pocket...Damn the "baby" part messed me up! Key changes and all blahhh! I am not happy with my song and yet they have such fun with it!....

FINALLY WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR....TONIGHT'S THEME

"CHICKEN SHIT""CHICKEN SHIT""CHICKEN SHIT""CHICKEN SHIT""CHICKEN SHIT"... I laughed so much!!!

*Skype to Priate (Pirate) Dave. Live visit definitely next week for an hour. Donate to The Snug now to help pay for the extra hour with Priate Dave!

*Maf "lets" Lee have a special chocolate... *THIS WEEKS SILENCE* (a preplanned silence even, while Lee eats the chocolate)...It's rosemary chocolate! Probably not as weird tasing as garlic chocolate, or lavender chocolate.

*Loads of credit card and money speak... we all won't have to worry about this when I win the lottery!

*Who thinks about getting a goat? I do! That's who!

*Maf pictures my house....some of it's right (not the gun!) Go to the forum to see what my home looks like...as well as a bunch more photos from my life...http://ccgi.rokushakubo.plus.com/snugforum/viewtopic.php?t=443

It's 1:30 am, I'm Tamara, I've been drinking Scotch and the podcast is now over... I'm going to bed.

goodnight!

QUOTES

MAF "OUR LISTENY LISTENERS WHO LISTEN LIVE"

"LET ME START AGAIN THAT WAS A SHIT SENTENCE"

"SHRIVELY FRAVEN"

"HOW CAN YOU BEAT MONKEYS... IN FEZES... DRINKING!"

"YOU DO HAVE WATER ONLY IT'S BEEN PAST THROUGH SUGAR AND HOPS"

"YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT NOISE"

"WHERE I PLANNED THE SHOW IN MY HEAD AND YOU WEREN'T IN IT"

"I DIDN'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR SINGYNESS BY GETTING ALL THE WORDS WRONG"

"I FEEL A SLOT COMING ON"

"YOU'RE NOT TASTING GARDEN IN YOUR BACK OF YOUR MOUTH?"

LEE

"I'M GOING TO UNPLUG MY THING IN THE BACK"

"I'M A REALLY SHIT MONKEY"

"TO MY PERIL I'VE BEEN EATING LOTS OF SALAD ~~~ A LOT~~~ A LOT OF SALAD"
"WE NEED TO SKYPE SOMEBODY TOPICAL"

"I WAS RIGID ON THE SETTE"

Tamara's Log Snug date May 4 (may the 4th be with you :o) )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNUG RADIO!!! 2 YEARS WOO HOO!!!

Bit of webcam troubles, but that doesn't affect the podcast listeners.
Number one UK fan Fluffy Lamb sent in a card.

Lee is looking chavtastic tonight (apparently) and he's been drinking water all week. Something must be in the air, Fluffy and I are also on a health kick starting this week.

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Talk of detoxing, eating fruit, coffee enemas and POO. Lee wonders if his little pouch is actually poo. Future show dedicated to fecal matters!
Cheeky Fluffy asks "Talking shite again?"

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What number is Lee in the chat tonight? Lee739. Everytime he joins the chat he gets a new number following his name.

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Numb3ers is discussed, I watch it every Friday, and quite enjoy it. But my favorite (right now) show is Grey's Anatomy, watch it.http://www.tv.com/greys-anatomy/show/24440/summary.html?q=grey%27s%20anatomy :o)

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A very smooth {THIS WEEKS SILENCE} so smooth it didn't even need to be announced.

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Next week a Life on Mars recording contest with Maf and Lee. Listen live or on podcast and vote.

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Maf has lost all his stuff from the blog (that's a lesson to us all SAVE SAVE SAVE!)

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Cheeky Fluffy on the wiki "At the risk of provoking another Lee rant" posts a story on the wiki about heroin in Germany. And well it does kinda work. Lee believes in cold turkey, I have another opinion on the matter. Listen to the show to find out what I think (from personal experience).

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Fluffy Lamb rewrote 4 Minute Warning to 4 Monkey Warning. (setting the record straight Fluffy wrote this on her own). And it's bloody funny and brilliant!! Good job Fluff!!

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Talk of tooth paste commercial reminded me of a men's shower gel commercial.

http://www.orderoftheserpentine.com/aboutus.html "Since the first morning-after, The Order of the Serpentine has possessed a powerful, orange substance able to scrub away the dirty feelings caused by questionalbe hook-ups, We've helped thousands of men (several American Presidents rumored to be among them) Achieve the idyllic state of CLEAN BODY, CLEAN CONSCIENCE."

Two guys Two hours and a lot of poo. Second birthday, number two discussion ensues. Number 2 trivia.

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Maf strongly defends Babylon 5 against Fluffy's dislike. And talks about Heist, bad news... It's been cancelled. Lee is stunned into silence. {This Week's Stunned Silence...} Maf has a rant about the show being cancelled after 5 episodes!!! Maf brings up Wonder Falls (I was "devastated" when that was cancelled!! So sad, I loved that show!)

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I am at the part of the show that I haven't heard yet. My server crapped out on me during the live show and I wasn't able to get back on as the problem was on their end not mine. I was so ticked off not being able to get back online!!! Especially since it was the Birthday show!! Oh Lee notices I am gone.

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Fluffy realizes she has spent 208 hours of her life LISTENING TO THE SNUG!

Oh good golly I "sing" Start Wearing Purple not so well and the guys help me out. As Maf says only Gogol Bordello do it best... I do make the guys do the Russian part. LOL Lee liked it anyway! I have a program that takes away vocals, sometimes and partly. {By the way... I did my best at an accent this time and no mention of it was made :o( }

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Star Wars chat... Maf once said to me "girls and their cats" well I say "boys and their star wars"... so there! ;o)

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Snug 2 ROCKS! (usually)

So for the last half hour Snug 2 will be part of the show! New Snug 2 request area in the Wiki. Post songs you want the fellas to sing.

Now Maf notices I am gone too. I WANTED to be listening!

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Show ends and Snug 2 starts.(or Snug 1 1/2 really)

I will end the blog here then. Lucky podcast listeners can actually listen to Snug 2...go listen.. now! Thanks for playing some of my requests guys!! Wish I could have enjoyed it live!

Thus ends this weeks Blog!

Tamara

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QUOTES
LEE "AND I'M GONNA UNTUCK ME TRACKY BOTTOMS FROM MY BROWN SOCKS IN A MIN"

"THAT WOULD BE AN ENEMA OF THE STATE"

"JUST HAVIN' A BIT OF AN F5"

"I'M NOT MAF"

MAF "A STAR WARS STUFF"

"FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT I HEARD THE ALCOHOLIC OF THE SHOW SAY I'M DRINKING WATER"

"YOU SQUIRT HOT COFFEE UP YOUR BUM"

"MORE POO OR LESS POO?"

"TRY PUTTING THAT QUOTE IN THE QUOTE SECTION!"

"WHEN EVER WE SAY NOBODY WE AUTOMATICALLY TAKE OUT TAMARA AND FLUFFY BECAUSE THEY DO EVERYTHING" "ULTRA DOOBERY TOOTHPASTE" "EITHER MY HEADS GOT BIGGER OR MY HEADPHONES ARE SHRINKENING" "GET TAMARA ON IT SHE A QUOTING GENUS"

Fluffy Log
Snug date : 27042006

And we begin (almost on time) with the general housekeeping.

First up for disscusion is the Micheal Carrol prorgam - King of the chavs.
Is the program a piss take? It makes Carrol sound like a much better person than first thought.

More live technical help......


Still talking of chavs, we discuss 'the mosquito' linky:



The Snug plans to wall off Anglesey fill it with criminals and chavs, then nuke it! That'll solve the problem - apparently! Ireland was mentioned as an alternative, but the lack of Guiniess production would be a huge put off.

More political ramblings......

The Snug thinks about world domination, but can't be arsed! Ha!

Religion - Universism (sp?) We don't know and we love it.... pretty much sums the religion up.
linky: http://universist.org/universismintroduction.htm

Tune: Al Wilson - The snake

Most embarrasing moment:
Lee decides to ring some people to people to find out theirs.
Shelly and Daz reveal theirs - You have to listen to find out (preferably after the watershed ;o) )... Hehehehe!!



Tami sings: Proclaimers - 500 miles ( I think we all sang along to this! :oD )

Start wearing purple!! We need a plan to get this released in the UK.

Tune: Prince buster - Enjoy yourself

Loads of digg.com news including knitting graffitti and oversized sweets.

More skyping failures.... :oP

Hari karaoke - Al Wilson - The snake


Lots of monkey buissness in Snug 2 - need to listen live for this bit - well worth it!


Quotes:

Lee - A tripple dinger, it's like a dopple ganger but there's loads of them.

Lee - I'm very annoyed with skype tonight, because I don't know how to use it!

Lee - We'll beck back after Mafs been to the toilet to enjoy himself


Maf - John Prescott, it's Jabba the hut without a tail!

Maf - The horns aren't that horney

Maf - Tamaras off tending her pussy

Maf - Kittens with poles stuck up their arses

Maf - I got my arse slapped

Snug 2 quotes -

Maf - Just need to refresh my memory
Lee - That'll be an F5 then!