SNUG DATE JUNE 22TAMARA'S LOG
Both Fluffy and I are doing a blog for this week's show. Will be interesting to see what each of us write... Thanks for reading. :o)

* The one without Lee, yet we have Pirate Dave to fill his shoes.

* Apparently someone at the Jonathan Roth Show listens to the Snug. They not only played "Start Wearing Purple" they chatted about monkeys too.

* Turns out the big tough Pirate Dave is not a fan of horror movies or letting the water drain from the tub, while still in the bath.

* Maf spoke to Jeff Daniels Wedensday. The interview is in editing and we'll get to hear it this coming Thursday! Maf could have had Jeff play guitar but they ended up chatting the entire half hour.

*All the live listeners got booted off, Maf is confused. The two may or may not be related...

* Maf actually let people!... into his house!...to photograph it! Good god the devastation. It was actually the local paper in for a photo shoot for the Jeff Daniels interview. There maybe new listeners on the horizon. HQ sent me a scanned image of the newspaper. Way to go guys! A wee bit of fame doesn't hurt.

*Chit chat about Maf's new shed.

*Waiting for an organic silence...These things cannot be forced.

*Maf's editing the Fluffy and Tami show, it's too big for him to handle.

*Pirate Dave has brought several listeners to the fold, now if only they'd come to the chatroom and or forum and or read the blogs and post a comment now and then...

* Pirate Dave anticipates the silence.

* No Tamara sings tonight.

*Maf is well please to have 2 live listeners that have the live365 VIP membership.

*Pirate talk ARrrrrrghhhhh!

*My Skypes not working. No live Tamara's sings. Pirate Dave says such flattering things, I almost said yes but Skype did not work.

*Fluffy's amazing powers are discussed, not only can she take away the forum and shut down Maf's computer, she can also control his lights... Wow can she fly too?

* *This week's ***fidgety*** silence, pesticide free**

*Pirate Dave come to the forum! Fun, not just on a Thursday but 7 days a week! Everyone come to the forum!

*Lee may or may not be on this week's show...Gasp... He might turn up.

*Maf collects time travel stuff.

*Talk has gone to the birds.

*Maf is so dedicated to The Snug, no one at work is allowed to bother him with problems on Thursdays while he does show prep and research.

*Hari-karaoke was The Barenaked Ladies... Maf and Pirate Dave do a great job! Considering it is a hard song to sing! Maf does more of the singing but Dave does his best.

I've been Tamara and this has been (one of) this week's blog.

QUOTES
PIRATE DAVE
"JUST THINK OF ME AS YOUR COMEDY CO-PILOT ON THE PLANE OF FUN"
"IN MY HEAD IT'S A VISION, DON'T BREAK MY VISION"
"I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GREEN ROOM AND YOU SAID 'I HAVE, THE BATHROOMS GREEN, YOU CAN WAIT IN THERE IF YOU LIKE'"
"CAN YOU IMAGINE R2D2 GIVING YOU A BLOW JOB?
"I'M A PRAWN CRACKER WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR"
"REMEMBER THAT GUY HE WAS REALLY FUNNY ON A THURSDAY NIGHT AND NOW HE'S WATCHING SQUIRRELS BONKING"

MAF
"IF I COULD GET INTO JONATH ROSS' GREEN ROOM I WOULD"
"I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE INTERVIEW BUT SOME OF THOSE THINGS MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED"
"NOT BLOWING MY OWN TRUMPET BECAUSE I'M NOT A BIG SELF TRUMPET BLOWER" (followed by a bit of rudeness)
"I AM A RADIO GOD!!!"
"YOUR JUST THINKING IN MY HEAD"
"EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SNUG IS ON A THURSDAY"
"OH I AM A BIT OF A CABBAGE TONIGHT"
"IT'S QUICKER TO BLOW JOB SOMEBODY FOR A PROMOTION THAN PLAY GOLF"
"OH MY GOD YOU DO YOUR OWN PARROT?"
"FLUFFY REALLY RUNS IT, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM FLUFFY, SHE GETS A BIT STROPPY SOMETIMES"
"I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SPOILED THAT BY WIGGLING YOUR TOP"
"BEFORE YOU ARRIVED I WAS LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF"
"A WHOLE CASE OF MONEY WOULD DO ME GOOD RIGHT NOW"

FLUFFY LAMB
"I MISS LEE BUT PIRATE DAVE IS GREAT"
"I DON'T GET STROPPY YOU GIT!!"

Fluffy's Log
Snugdate:22062006

Well, we start off with a great new version of Green Onions done in a Rock stylee.

Lee's off on holiday (lucky bugger!) so we have Priate Dave standing in... and what a great job he does Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Now I was thinking perhaps we could get Dave to say some of the LOM quotes in his bestest pirate tones and call them Life on Arrrrrrrrrrs (I'll get my coat!)

Well, well, well, do we have a secret celebrity listener? Jonathan Ross was heard playing Gogol Bordello's start wearing purple tune on his show last weekend, if that's not enough, he then started talking about monkeys! Is this a freaky conincidence or do we have a sneaky listener? Have a listen to Jonathans show on Sunday to see if he mentions pirates... ;o)

And in the usual Snug style, we get veered off onto another tangent, a brief discussion about the film The Omen, and it's ickle evil Jackle Russells! Jonathan Ross to The omen in one breif conversation - who would've thought!

Our Mr Maf (Or Maff as it was on the BBC website - http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/walesnortheast/ ) is still on a high after the interview with THE Jeff Daniels on Wednesday. He gives a few teasers as to how the interview went, but we'll have to listen in next week to hear it! Ooooh the excitement! :oD The interview has also made the papers, check out the forum to see the clipping! Also keep a little look out in the bizarre column in the Sun, there might be a mention in there too at some point.

Tune: Gaijin a go-go - Chatterton-san

That Tune sparks off a conversation about Gaijin, and what it means. A bit more name dropping goes on ;o) Dave makes a great sugestion of having a celebrity wallchart. With all these celebrities will the Snug be asked to do MTV Cribs.. hehehe... a virtual tour of Snug Towers would be grand!

Pirate Dave has fans already!! Hi there Rebecca, get yourself into the chatroom next time and say hi! :oD

Stolen from Digg - Rights for robots, ethical and moral rights that is, especially for when robots get so advanced that you can have sex with them - what a strange mind you have there Maf!


Tune: Jeff Daniels - State trooper

Can we have some ideas for 'Snug flinging' please, things that can be flung from a trap!

EMAIL THE SNUG YOU BASTARDS!

International talk like a pirate day is coming up on the 19th of September, in preperation get yourselves a copy of Piratitude, a complete guide on how to be a pirate.

We have a hint of a suprise guest.... no one turns up though 8-

Tami gets asked to do Tamikaraoke live, unfortunatly she declined gracefully - wuss! :oP

New gadgets - a reading device for blind people, thats pretty cool but how do they know when theres something to be read? Good point made by Pirate Dave there!

This weeks silence.......*bottle top twiddling*............

More from Digg - Swallow shadows (Thats Swallows of the bird kind not swallowing shadows)
Bird be gone

Hari Karaoke: Barenaked ladies - one week


QUOTES!

Maf:
'We've had people commenting on our onions'
'You were peaking the meters with your Ars(e)'
'If the live show happens and nobody listens, does it make a sound?'
'Not blowing my own trumpet, cos I'm not a big trumpet self trumpet blower.'
'I look like I belong on the slow bus'
'It wasn't triangular with legs on top'
'Hold on I'm just having a brain fart'
'Listen to the podcast horizontally'
'You can't prejudge the silence'
'I'm a bit of a cabbage tonight'
'It's quiker to blowjob someone for a promotion than to play golf'
'I actually think I thought'
'Bloody Cliff Richard'

Dave:
'It's gonna be chaos'
'An episode of Lost but on the radio'
'I'm rubbing shoulders with an A list shoulder rubber'
'Slap me 'and love, slap me 'and'
'Can you imagine R2D2 giving you a blowjob?'
'Wetter than yours!'
'Get some leeches on that'
'Growling at Maf.. I dunno... what next'
'I'm peaking'
'Don't beleive the skype'
'Put clingfilm over the bird's hole'

Tami:
'Organic slience - no pesticides'

Tamara's Log Snug Date June 15

Green Green Green Onions ~ Groovy man ~

*We start with BUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP from Lee and a hello from Maf.
We are promised an action packed show... will it happen?

*The F&T show number 2 has arrived in Mafs in box. It's a bit large, can Maf shrink it?

*Maf thinks I don't like Lee saying 'EXACTLY' but when you hear The F&T show number 2, you hear me have a bit of fun with Lee saying... 'EXACTLY'. The plan is Maf is going to edit The F&T show, take out the funny bits and steal them... Not surprised really... it's to be expected.

*Prison Break season finally stinks (apparently ~ not that I ever want to see it, looked boring ~) So the guys chat about it... Lee's disappointed, Maf trys to justify its bad ending. Lee's very very sad. :o(

*Bit of reminiscing about the first show. They think they've always had Green Onions as the starting music.

~~~~~******IN THE PAST In order to be a Snugget you needed to be female with as little clothing possible******~~~~~~

*Talk of Snug CDs. The best idea is an accumulation of all the "This Week's Silences"

*Maf also wants to write a book, he'd like to enlist listeners to write chapters. Stuff about the Snug. Lee will design the cover and Maf will do all the hard inside stuff.

*A local paper thinks the Jeff Daniels interview is front page news...

*Chatting about apple juice.

*Lee is off on holiday, this weeks Snug will be Maf and Priate/Pirate Dave. He may or may not miss the 29th show as well. And it's the Jeff Daniels interview!! Maf's going to EDIT! :-o Much discussion about the upcoming interview with much silliness. :-)

*Lee asks if Jeff Daniels was ever in the Simpsons. I checked it out on the Wikipedia and according to that the answer is; no.

*Women's brains react quickly to porn... it affects a woman's brain quicker. Maf refuses to find the sexist joke in that. Lee is astounded.

* TONIGHT'S 10:00 FEATURE IS... nothing... nothing big happens this show @ 10:00... hmmm promises made, promises broken.

*Lee's a bit yawny tonight...

*Maf's bought a shed... spent a thousad pounds. Much discussion about naked BBQing and saunaing and retina scanning for the shed.

*Maf and Lee watch the locals party or fight outside of Maf's window. There are even car alarms!

*Trouble with my song on Lee's computer tonight... It must be a sign :-o...Plug your ears! LOL Well they get it on eventually. It's Johnny and Mary - Robert Palmer. Maf and Lee seem impressed that I used the faded in and out technique. Lee says "gets my clap" and Maf say (some what surprised) "Really?"

* Lee decides it's time to sing! NOW! Mamas and the Papas.

*Welsh Tiger Boy Joke Spot! Listen to the show to hear the joke. ;o)

*The fellas sing a few or more songs, as there was no Snug 2, what with Lee off on holiday, Maf needing to clean the "studio", Fluffy MIA and I was off to take Willow to golf... not much use for a Snug 2 when there's nobody to listen.

*This has been this week's fan blog, I'm off to sleep it off now.

T

QUOTES
MAF
"ALL THE RUBBERS FALLEN OFF"
"BACK IN THOSE DAYS WE HAD SKIPS AND THINGS"
"GET YOUR MONKEY GOLD HERE"
"I'M AN IDEAS MAN, I NEED A DOER, UNFORTUNATELY I'VE GOT YOU"
"I NEED TO GET A WOMAN IN TO SORT THE HOUSE OUT"
"ME TOO WILL HAVE DONE"
"TODAY JEFF TOMORROW SOMEBODY ELSE"
"THERE'S NOTHING ELSE NOW TILL LATER"

"I'M GOING TO HAVE MY HOLIDAY AT HOME IN THE SHED"

LEE
"VERY FOCAL?"
"OH THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, THE FUTURE IS JEFF"
"I'M A GOD DAMN EXTRA NOW"
"CAN I PLAY THE KOOKS"
"I'M NOT UP TO DATE WITH THE SNUG FANS BLOG"
"I GO STRAIGHT TO THE QUOTES SECTION NOW TO SEE HOW FUNNY I WAS OR NOT"
"I QUITE FANCY DOING THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS TONIGHT"

Fluffy's Log
Snugdate: 08062006

Well we start the podcast half way into the show ( ok that was a lie, it was probably about5 or so minutes) so for all the podcasters who missed out on green onions, it goes kinda something like this...... Dum dum da dum dum, dum dum da dum, dum dum da dum dum, da dum, dum, dum.

Double celebration this week - Read on to find out why....

THE Jeff Daniels has agreed to do an interview with the Snug - email any questions you want to ask to the guys, or post them on the forum!
We go for a very early snug silence tonight, peaked to early maybe? :oP

Tune - Gaijin A go-go: Coffee beat

Previously on the Snug:

We get an update on Sally who unfortunatly didn't get her job, Lee thinks it might have something to do with her hair style.
Maf ( and Sally's) Mum made the newspapers with her accident apparently they called her an elderly OAP ... she's only 59! *tut*

*Geek alert*
Maf gets a new toy - an MP4 player, 512mb memory, this promptly sends the guys down computer memory lane (I'll get my coat)

Now, T has been to the docs this week, shelly was in hospital last week an I was the week before.... Could the Snug be damaging our health???
Maf gets a tad morbid and worries about dying, Lee on the ball as ever decides it could be a money making scheme! And we have it in writing ( well we do now) Maf decides to share his insurance payout with us!!

Chicken shit!

Tune - Gaijin A go-go - waga mama

*10 o'clock's BIG NEWS*
Snug get a mention in the liner notes of Gaijin A go-go's new album - Go-go Bootcamp. Well done Guys!
Check out the new competition 'Email us you bastards' have a look at the website for more info.
Tami upsets the boys by telling them that she has also had a mention in the liner notes of an album by 'The wetspotz'

The conversation then turns to piles and the many uses of preparation H.

In the news - a man decides he's going to live off monkey food - Mad!

Tamara sings Wasn't that a party, great job T!

Harikaraoke - All the love in the world.


SNUG QUOTES

Lee says -
' you could dub me all over'
'is there a purple rose of Texas?'
'I'd be logging it'
'I'll just turn Katrina down in my head'
'Jeff who? what?'
'Exactly (heehee)'
' It's that freaky haircut of hers'

'What's turned on and what shouldn't be?' (T)
'You showed me your little gadget before' (T)


Maf wibbles
'a musical Bridget Jones'
' You turn it on - add heat to an already hot room'
'I've got nowhere to go'
' there's a few arrrrrrrrs(es) in the chatroom.' >:o

'Maybe now we need a coffee to stimulate the yeast' (T)
'Coffee and monkeys who needs anything else?' (T)
'If someone said run or die...I might run' (T)

Tamara's Log Snug Date June 1st
The show starts with Lee giggling and Maf thinking it's still May. But he's thought it was May since March :o)

*Guest in the studio tonight, Maf's sister ~ Sally

*Cell phone still unavailable! What's with that Lee. His excuse is it's "charging"

*Sally's had a rough week! She's feeling ranty. She hates her haircut.

*Big thanks to Fluffy from Sally for her mug... I'm sure I've heard about a mug heading my way but so far no sign of it...{Fluffy consider yourself nagged! ;o) }

*Re-introducing Sally (I didn't hear the first time around)

*Computer doobery thingy chat...

*Snugradio.co.uk has stolen the quote's section from this very fanblog...*gasp*

*Lee has read the blog and listened to the Fluffy and Tami show. His one criticism is my use of the word EXACTLY (said with a real nasal sound)

*Maf has a look for my review of Lee's American accent. While I mean no offence to Lee, I stand by my first opinion. And really I think Monty Python are brilliant! So if you squint and tilt your head while thinking about my review, it WILL appear to be a compliment...really.

*The Fluffy and Tamara Show is to The Snug like Friends is to Joey or The Snug is Buffy and F&T is Angel or Doctor Who/Torch Wood. What was either missed or ignored in the chatroom was my comparison that The Snug is Chicken Shit and F&T is the stink...LOL hee hee?

*Big news The Snugs future guest ***drum roll (come on Lee Mr.SoundMan)*** JEFF DANIELS http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001099/
Sweet! The Snug requests questions from the listeners. What would you like to ask Jeff Daniels.

*Sally attempts to keep the fellas on track (GOOD LUCK!) Turns out that Sally doesn't really listen to The Snug *tsk tsk* Come on Sally, join us in the chatroom and have a listen with us. :o)

*Sally went to an interview and was asked an unusual question. "What did you watch on telly last night?" and then he asked "What kind of person would we see come through [in big brother] in week two?"

*X-MEN 3 is pretty good...so far. Nuff said...wink wink and all that. ;o)

*Sally really hates her hair...tell us the story...ok she tells the story...She went to have a trim, but it got chopped right off. To add insult to injury she was charged 51 pounds!

*Tune of the night...Jeff Daniels Dirty Harry Blues

*Revisiting Start Wearing Purple, since Sally doesn't listen to the show, she doesn't know the song!

*Why was Sally in the Snug studio? Well Maf and Sally's mum was run over by a car. She's alright, got knocked over... she's alright. She did go through the windshield, has some aches and pains but thankfully she'll be alright. So Sally is in Wales to visit their mum and dad...

*Lee is craving this week's silence...

*Only an hour and a half show tonight................................................................

.....actually it really just keeps going for the whole 2 hrs...go figure.

*Collective **sigh** in the studio.

*Lee says EXACTLY in *what he thinks sounds like a Canadian accent* Have a listen to the F&T Show 2 to hear what Tamara and Fluffy think of that. I don't like my accent, it's true...Lee back peddles and says some nice things about my accent, as does Sally. Thanks but Canadian accents are whinny sounding.

*Tamara sings Boulevard of Broken Dreams... I don't hate it. I swear again but they miss it.

*A real This Week's Silence...Seemed to be an extra long...

*BIG EAR BLAST! DEAD LOUD!

*Hari karaoke - Spice Girls - I am running for cover (not a fan of the Spice Girls) The delivery was great though.

*And the show ends with a big stink, giggles and an annoyed Maf.

This ends the blog.

T

QUOTES
SALLY
"OH SHIT I'VE DESTROYED YOUR HOUSE"
"I DON'T THINK HE WANTED ANY LADIES IN HIS ESTABLISHMENT"
"IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE FREAKS IN BIG BROTHER, WHICH FREAK WOULD YOU BE?"
"HAVE YOU LOST THE USE OF YOUR LEGS?"
"WELL I LAUGH AT MY OWN EXPENSE"
"THIS IS REAL LIFE...ME WITH NO HAIR"
"DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN MAKING YOU TUNA SANDWICHES IF SHE WAS DEAD?"
"I BET SHE SWEARS QUITE POSH"

MAF
"IF YOU ARE LISTENING LIVE NOW AS OPPOSED TO LIVE NOW LATER"
"IT'S AN UMPA-LITE"
"THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCKING OFF MY BANDWIDTH"
"CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THE FLUFFY AND TAMARA IS"
"YOU NEED TAMARA TO REMIND YOU OF STUFF"
"YOU SHOULDN'T PREJUDGE THE QUOTES SECTION, CAUSE THINGS HAPPEN"
"I GOT KICKED OUT FOR URINATING IN THE DRINKS"
"IT DOESN'T BUT IT DOES IN YOUR HEAD"
"WHAT'S YOUR CATCHY CATCH PHRASE?"
"AT THE MOMENT ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS GET A JOB...OH... DOING MY JOB"
"IT'S 20 PAST 10 AND I'M ALL OUT"

LEE
"I FEEL LIKE WRINGING MY KNICKERS OUT ALREADY"
"PUT THAT IN YOUR QUOTE SECTION"
"IF YOU WERE A HAMBURGER YOU'D BE A MCGORGEOUS"
"I'M NOT REALLY GAY ALRIGHT!"
"THAT'S GONNA END UP IN THE QUOTES SECTION" (actually Lee when that bit came on while I was doing the blog, I was off at the forum posting questions for Jeff Daniels. So instead of rewinding it to hear what you said, I thought if would be funnier to quote that... the power to quote I am dizzy with the power...or is it the scotch?)
"NONE OF THEM THREE GIRLS YOU CAME WITH LAST TIME MOANED A BIT DID THEY MAF?"