THE ONE WITH
COLONICS
BUTT WITH THE SHIT
TAKEN OUT
(MOST OF IT)

GREEN ONION AND THE SHOW STARTS WITH SCOPEY STEVE INTRODUCING THE SHOW AND STRAIGHT OFF HE BLOWS THE FAMILY RATING!

Feb 8th
As always a fun packed evening has been promised! Woo Hoo!

Anna Nicole Smith died, the news is met with shock and disbelief.

Apparently The Snug is listed on itunes as "News and Politics"

NEW SKYPE LINE 029 21 251 007 For gods sakes people call them already! They hear from me enough without me skyping them too. Come on Gareth! Fluffy! YOU READING THIS!!! CALL THEM!!

Calling Lisa in 45 mins to get the low down on her colonic experience...

No Tamara's sings tonight. I tried but it all sounded bad and not the usual bad I send, but worse bad.

Lee's upcoming interview with Colin from Black. He's scared and worried and nervous to do the interview. I guess Lee has a bit of hero worship going on.

Snugoply suggestions coming in fast and furious...2 people sent suggestion. My favorites are Scared of Spiders Street and 'A WEE'. Send more people for gods sake do it!


BIG NEWS!! LEE HAS POSTED SEVERAL POSTS ON THE SNUG FORUM RECENTLY He enjoyed himself, he highly recommends it. Now you've heard it from Lee so it must be true. It has Lee's stamp of approval so it must be cool.

'Lee promised thread' has been notice by Lee himself. He makes a promise to get a colonic while playing the guitar. Go look at the forum, it's in there so it must be true!

Lee plays with the spinney light toy and Maf explains why he yawned (some of us saw him yawn on the web cam)....he's tired!

Call to Lisa for her story of the colonic irrigation. Good story Lisa! I sense a new Snug spot, Get Lisa To Do It First.... or What Will Lisa do? If you are scared to do something they might be able to get Lisa to do it first!

The Snug has an offer to be picked up for Syndication! How exciting!

kimandjason.com Pretty cool site go have a look! Maf is impressed with their customer service.

The long forgotten Snug book has been found. It's been a year since Maf has written. Remembering AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LISTENERS.

Aled sends an accidental text to the Snug. OOPPPPPPS He then texts again, this time it's really for the guys. And the finally.....

WHERE ARE YOU ALED???
Aled doesn't have a clear connection
"Sorry mate you sound like a darlic"
"you've lost me? I've lost you, you've lost me" "there's something wrong going on here bloody hell"
"oh I'm getting confused i don't like that' "it's like Huston we have we have problems" "are you on a spaceship or what?" "it's not good" "it's not good this" "the first text I sent you was a mistake" "Lee take care and leave that 15 year old alone"

HARIKARAOKE - Not a surprise - Black's It's a Wonderful Life

And it is that time.... the show must end.... and it does, just like this blog which has painstakingly been crafted for you, by me, from the hunk of 'comedy gold' The Snug offers.
I've been Tamara Good Night!

COMBINE QUOTES

MAF 'APPARENTLY WIKIPEDIA ALREADY HAVE HER LISTED AS A RECENTLY DECEASED PERSON'
LEE 'BLIMEY THEY DON'T WASTE TIME DO THEY?'
MAF 'THEY'RE ON THE PULSE'
LEE 'OR NOT WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE'

MAF 'LEE PROMISED BUT OH NO OH NO'
LEE' THAT'S THE COLONIC IRRIGATION ISN'T'
MAF 'YES HE'S DELIVERING BUTTS'

MAF 'HE'S BEEN PLAYING AROUND WITH HIS EIGHT TRACK'
LEE 'LUCKY GIRL!'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SHOW DURING THE SHOW IN 15 MIN SEGMENTS'
MAF 'WHAT WE' 'LL BE PUTTING A TUNE ON AND YOU'LL LISTEN TO WHAT WE JUST SAID'
LEE 'OOOHHHHH I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT!'

MAF 'WE'VE GOT LISTENERS TO FULFILL"
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TIME?'
MAF 'WE'VE ALWAYS GOT TIME FULFILL OUR LISTENERS'
LEE 'WHO'S PHIL?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW BUT HE'S FULL'
LEE 'HE'S BEEN DONE ALREADY'

LEE 'SHE DOES COP A FEEL EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN I'M IN WORK'
MAF 'OF THE SHOW?'
LEE 'NO'
MAF 'WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE HER ON AS GUEST STAR THEN'
LEE 'OF THE RADIO GOD'
MAF 'HEE HEE A BIT OF GOD FLESH'
LEE 'YA A BIT OF RADIO GOD BUNS'

LEE 'CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEBODY KILLED THEMSELVES ON OUR SHOW'
MAF 'I DON'T THINK WE'D BROADCAST IT.......(chuckle - slightly evil) YA OF COURSE WE WOULD!

MAF 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T HAD FOR A LONG TIME?'
LEE 'EWWW HOLD ON I'M COMPILING A REALLY BIG LIST IN MY HEAD NOW'
MAF 'OK'
LEE 'GO ON WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF? SEE HOW CLOSE I WAS'
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}
MAF 'THAT'S RIGHT A SILENCE'
LEE 'A SILENCE YES!'
MAF 'I WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD BE BEFORE YOU SHUT UP! HEEE HEE(as Lee) 'OH LET ME THINK I'M GOING TO COMPILE A LIST' 'NO NO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!'
LEE 'WE WERE ASILENCE SEEKERS'


MAF 'I'M GOING TO FIND SOME HOT PINS'
LEE 'WHAT TO POKE IN YOUR EYES?'
MAF 'YA'

MAF
'I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW.... WELL PALE I WOULD IMAGINE'
'IT SHOWS SHE'S BEHIND US SOMEWHERE IN TIME'
'I CO-HOST A SMALL...SMALL?!?! SMALL?!?! SMALL?!?! RADIO SHOW'
'LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOBODY HAVE A MYSPACE'
'I DON'T SPEAK GUITAR'
'THIS INBOX IN YAHOO IS FULL OF CINDYB, CINDYB IS OOZING OUT THE SIDES OF OUR MAIL BOX'
'LOOK PIRATE NO NOT PIRATE, HACK INTO OUR EMAIL BOX...'
'SHOULD WE SKYPE MOUSE WOMAN?'
'CINDYB CALLED US VIRGINS... B-IATCH'
'I'VE GOT STEVE, BUDGIES AND SATURDAY MORNING TV'
'IF MOLES WERE HARD AND LEATHERY... AND BOOK LIKE'
'WHILE THESE ARE BEING PLAYED I'D LIKE ALL THE LISTENERS TO PICTURE LEE AT WORK STANDING BEHIND PEOPLE HOLDING THE PHONE OUT TO THEM, PRODDING THEM, JUST PICTURE THAT IN YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU LISTEN TO SOME OF THESE'
'OH WHAT AM I DOING I DON'T KNOW...OH YA A RADIO SHOW'
'BLOKES COUNT THE SAFE MONEY WOMEN GET THE DANGEROUS STUFF'


LEE
'I FEEL A CONSPIRACY THEORY COMING ON'
'I'VE GONE DEEPER THEN THAT'
'YOU'RE JUST A HEATHEN'
'NOW YOU CARRY ON YOU BUGGER'
'I'M ONE OF THE FOUR FATHERS OF JUSTICE'
'I GOING TO PLAY GUITAR WHILE HAVING A COLONIC ONE OF THESE DAYS'
'MY LUCKY NUMBER TWO'
'YOU SEE!! YOU SEE!!I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M DOING IT"
'I WAS GOING TO USE THE FULL LIST BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE... COLONIC GUITAR, WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE? THERE WERE TWO OR THREE WASN'T THERE? ..........IN MARKS AND SPENCER! THERE WE GO.'

'I KEEP HEARING A BOINK IN MY EAR WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT SOMETHING I'M DOING HERE OR IS IT SOMETHING SOME BODY'S DOING TO ME?'

'INVISIBLE TEXT WORKS!!!'
'THAT'S WHEN YOU COULD BE ASSED'

'I KNOW THE SOUND QUALITY IS POOR BUT THAT'S NOT THE FAULT OF SKYPE, IT'S THE ELOCUTION OF THE PEOPLE'
'OH DEAR ME GOSH I SHOULD START LISTENING TO THIS SHOW, IT'S QUITE GOOD'
'WHO THE HELL AM I GOING TO DRUNKEN TYPE TO AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING?'
'SHE WAS OFF THIS WEEK SO I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF, JUST WASN'T THE SAME'