Friday, April 20, 2007

APRIL 19th SHOW 150 PODCAST 63

Green Onions brings us the start of the show.
Scopy Steve says some really.... um questionable, tasteless things not worth repeating. Lee doesn't know what's gotten into him. Apparently Steve sent in two openings and they played the wrong one.
The second one was better.
The Scopy Inposter is getting on his tits. The chatroom's reaction to Scopy's first intro is general disgust. Listening to it the second and third time doesn't make it any better. I call for him to be fired, he expects it anyway.

One good thing to say about Scopy Steve, he has audiofied (Lee's made up word of the week) my blog from last week. Now if you don't have time to read my blog Steve will read it to you! I sent Lee a mychingo message asking why he didn't add the quote section. I downloaded the program Scopy uses and tried to 'audiofy' them but it seems like it will take work..... It is a funny little circle we have going. It's almost like a snake eating it's own tail. They say it, I write it, Scopy says it. Or the chatroom people type things, the guys say them, I blog them and Scopy says them. Whoa I am dizzy.


Maf befriends a woman named Bob and two bald guys on myspace. OK her name is not Bob but apparently she could be a Bob.


Lee got the latest single by Sporty Spice called I Want Candy. Maf says it screams she is lesbian. ?????? A bit of the song reminded Lee of something. He thought it was a telephone noise from Batman. It is from Batman but it's the sound between some scenes. I sent Lee and Maf the sound clip, maybe they'll play it the next show.

The guys are on extra good behavior after the Scopy Steve's intro.

Maf watched the movie 12 Monkeys. Some people have said it's hard to understand but it's not for our Maf he's dead smart he is.

A bit of French is being spoken and then Lee needs a wee. He pronounces it OUI though. Lee is also growing a goatee.


TUNE TIME - THE ZOMBIES - THE TIME OF THE SEASON ~~~what's your name? who's your daddy? is he rich like me?~~~ I am shocked that Maf doesn't know this song.

Lee spent $22 500.00 Canadian dollars for windows. At first I thought he meant Windows, not windows. Speaking of throwing money around **cough cough ~ hand held out.~ Oh and I could use tickets for Alton Towers. I'll be there soon, I have my passport application. It's a start.

Lee tells us about home improvement cons. Lesson learned? Use your brain and don't get conned.

Cindyb is in the house.

Maf sounds sad that he has only gotten Huntism email this past week. I'd email more but I do so much now I already look like a stalker. ;o)


Heroes starts next week.
I am sad no one talks about LOST anymore.

Lee has been posting videos go have a look. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF0QBNYnwXA
And don't forget Cindyb @
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=cindybhole

Do the listeners need psychiatric help to understand what the hell happens after two hours of the Snug? What about those of us (me) who listens to the show twice and some bits over and over till I get the quotes right? What does that say about me?!

Maf's sister, Sally, is running for charity. You can go and sponsor her @ this website http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sallyvfirth

Where am I tonight? I am out of Hogwarts but there is debate about the wooden ship. So it's either a taxi shack or the cruise ship but I do have a white face, ready for miming'
Lee admits to doing webcam miming. We want to see it Lee, come on post it!

The conversation turns to elderly nudists. The guys are drooling to interview her, ok maybe I mistook gagging for drooling. Some how we now have an image of naked Maf in his yard being shot at with paint balls by his neighbors.


The Scopy Inposter says 'I have you shaking in your boots now you usurper. Can't be assed my ass. Why don't you go home and cry to your mother' Done in a Canadian speak-n-spell accent. I will not deny my involvement nor will I confirm any involvement in the Scopy Steves battle.

10:00 HARIKARAOKE TIME - BOOGY WOOGIE BUGLE BOY They said it was strange but I think they did a great job.

A lot of music is played.

Bonus karaoke -OVER THE RAINBOW - Israel Doobery-Wotsit


Fluffy Lamb is also doing the race. Go here to sponsor her! http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/Fluffster


~~~~~~~~INTERRUPTING MY BLOG FOR THE FOLLOWING ......
I usually listen to the show live and then for a second time in order to blog accurately. This week however things went awry. First I had an unexpected guest arrive and then when she left my live 365 player would not let me access the Snug station. So I SKYPED them. So the rest of the blog is going to be weird to write because I will probably be quoting myself. I quote the guys wackyness week after week so it's only fair if I capture my own weirdness. Now back to the blog ~~~~~~~~

Snug Skype phone rings and Gene threatens as usual. I didn’t know the mic wasn’t plugged in and were scrambling to plug it in... and I hang up. They call me but the call doesn't go through. I call back, they answer and I can't hear them. WHY? Because my bloody sound was turned down! Finally it gets sorted.
I complain about live 365 not letting me listen. My theory is only 2 of the 3 top female listeners are allowed to listen at anyone time.
We have a crazy rambling conversation. There is much laughter. So after a fecking goodbye the call ends.

Live 365 seems not to let people in after the show has started, it is unpredictable. There are problems, Maf will look into it, checking the settings and all that.


Tune Time - Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa

Lee loves spam!

Rebecca still listens every week. Come to the chat room, we're friendly!

I am sitting at my computer, looking sad because I can't listen. They call me back because they see that I am so sad! Lee goes off for a wee and leaves poor Maf to deal with the foreigner.
Lee comes back. I interject occasionally, usually when Maf forgets I'm there.

Maf tells a spider in the bed story where he almost falls out the window. The spider wasn't even in his bed. I share my story of being stalked by a fly. A night time stalking by a crazed fly.

BABY UPDATE Lee's baby is either a BOY or a GIRL. Predict the baby's birthday. OK Lee let us know what the due date is.

Don't forget The Snug station plays music 24 -7 except when it's playing show repeats.

New show called DRIVE. Maf likes it so far.

I do my own live TAMARA SINGS INTRO in sort of a Darlic sort of way. Tamara sings crashes Lee computer.
TAMARA SINGS - NICKLE BACK - HOW YOU REMIND ME

And the show ends
One of them has been Maf the other one Lee and I even sneak in a I'VE BEEN TAMARA. I have to get my radio show timing down.
This blog is done! Good night!
Holy feck it's 2am!

Together (including some with me)
MAF 'THERE WILL BE REALLY EASY THINGS TO DO TO GET THAT IN SYNC'
LEE 'OH I DON'T WANT IT IN THE SINK THAT'S JUST DANGEROUS. WATER'
MAF 'IT'S GOOD FOR AUDIO'
LEE 'WOO GOD WHAT IN THE SINK YOU'RE TRYING TO ELECTRIC ME OR WHAT EVER IT IS'
MAF 'NO YOU EMPTY IT FIRST'
LEE 'AHH RIGHT OK'


LEE 'WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING TODAY? OH CINDYB SUGAR CHEEKS'
MAF 'WHA SORRY IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING?'
LEE 'NO..... WHAT? HAHAHA'
MAF 'WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS WEEK? EW CINDYB SUGAR CHEEKS'
LEE 'I'VE BEEN DOING CINDYB'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM OF THEM BEFORE TOO LONG OF MIMES'
MAF ' A MIME ALBUM HEHEHE'

LEE 'WELL I WAS A BIT, WHEN I SAW "STU GETS WOOD" I THOUGH AH I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS VIDEO.'
MAF 'HAHAHAHAHA EWWW HOO HOO DEAR'
LEE 'IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL HE REALLY DOES GET WOOD'
MAF 'NO YOU STILL LALALALALA'
LEE 'COLLECTS WOOD FROM THE GARDEN'

LEE 'AT LEAST SCOPY IS PROFICIENT, PROFICIENT? WHAT HE CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT FALLING OFF?'
HAHAHAHAHA
MAF 'NOPE'
LEE 'UMMM WHAT’S THE WHAT’S THE WORD? HE SOUNDS NORMAL-ISH'
MAF 'YES HE DOES. HE MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL AND HE MIGHT GET US INTO TROUBLE BUT HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A SPEAK AND SPELL WITH A CANADIAN ACCENT' (I don't detect a British accent from our Scopy Steve- though after this week's comments he's Your Scopy Steve.)

MAF 'FLUFFY WILL ALSO BE DOING THE FIGHT FOR LIFE.'
LEE 'DA DA DAN DA DA DAN DA DA DANT DANT DANT DANT' (Rocky stylee) 'I THINK YOU’LL FIND IT'S RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ISN'T IT'
MAF 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GOTTCHA'
LEE 'FAIR DUES'
MAF 'SO I'LL PUT A LINK UP TO FLUFFY'S DOOBERY AS WELL AND YOU CAN GO THERE AND SPONSOR HER'
LEE 'YA I THINK WE'LL PROBABLY MAKE A SNUG DONATION. WHEN I SAY SNUG I MEAN VERY TIGHT AND VERY SMALL.'

MAF 'WE SHOULD PHONE HER BACK'
LEE 'I THINK I'LL PROBABLY PHONE HER FRONT ACTUALLY'


LEE 'HELLO?'
T 'HELLO?'
LEE 'HELLO.'
MAF 'SOUNDS OF TREPIDATION'
LEE 'HELLO'
T 'HELLOOO'
MAF 'CAN YOU HEAR US?'
T 'CAN'T HEAR YOU. HELLOOOO'
LEE 'IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?'
T 'OH FECK' (hangs up)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
LEE 'WAS THAT A FECK THEN'
MAF 'IT WAS A FECK OH FECK'
LEE 'OH MY GOD TAMARA SAID FECK OH JESUS CHRIST'


MAF 'OH MY GOD I SPELT HEAR WRONG'
LEE 'WE COULD HERE YOU HERE HERE! IN THE STUDIO'
MAF 'I FEEL SO STUPID'

LEE 'DID YOU SAY FECK BEFORE'
T 'I THINK I DID'
LEE 'THERE'S ONE FOR THE BLOG'

LEE 'YA WE'LL HAVE A THREE WAY'
T 'WOO HOO! I'M TELLING JAMES!'
MAF 'YOU'RE DEAD!'
LEE 'OH GOSH!'
T 'HAHAHAHAHA'
LEE 'HE'S MILES AWAY ANYWAY I'M SAFE'
MAF 'HOW DO YOU KNOW?'
T 'HE'S DIGGING SOMETHING OR CUTTING SOMETHING DOWN OR WHATEVER'
LEE ' OHHHH'
MAF 'NAKED' (at this point I hadn't heard the previous naked granny story which lead to Salt Spring having naked people to James being half naked all the time.)
T 'OH THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE'
HAHAHAHA
LEE 'ARE YOU GOING TO STAY ON LINE WITH US FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?'(I thought Lee was asking if I would stay and chat on yahoo even though I couldn't hear the show. I ended the call because I didn't want to impose - Canadian politeness - the bane of my existence)


T 'I I I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, MY SOUND WAS DOWN. HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT?!'
MAF 'WE COULD HEAR YOU'
LEE 'YA FECK'
T 'I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT THOUGH'
LEE 'THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN FECK'

T 'CINDY WANTS ME TO DO THE REST OF THE SHOW'
LEE 'FINE FINE YA'
T 'YOU GUYS GO TO THE PUB AND I'LL CARRY ON THEN'
LEE 'NO PROBLEM BYE'
MAF 'SEE YA'
T 'LALALALA OK WELL I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO AND SEE IF I CAN SORT IT. **SIGH**........ARE YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?'
.............
LEE 'WE'RE IN THE PUB!'
T 'OHHHH'
MAF 'I WONDERED HOW LONG SHE'D GO THEN'

LEE 'YOU'RE LOOKING REALLY FORLORN SITTING THERE'
T 'I AM FORLORNED'
MAF 'HEHE FLORLONED' (ya me Egngich no so good)

LEE 'SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE SHOW NOW'
T 'RIGHT MAF SIT UP STRAIGHT'
MAF 'OK SORRY IS THAT BETTER?'

LEE 'I'M BACK BY THE WAY'
T 'OH YAY I SEE YOU!'

LEE 'FEEL FREE TO INTERJECT EVERY NOW AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO'
T 'OH I WILL!' (threateningly)
MAF 'IT'LL BE LIKE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER AND WE'LL BE LIKE THE FILM AND SHE'LL BE THE ONES THAT GIVE US THE COMETARY OVER THE BACK'
LEE 'OR SHE'LL BE THE NARRATOR'
T 'SAID LEE SNARKLY'
LEE 'SNARKLY?! WHAT'S THAT?'
MAF 'IT'S THE CANADIAN EQUIVALENT TO SARCASM'
LEE 'SNARKLY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DISNEY CHARACTER. SNARKLY.'

MAF ''OH GOD CHAV UMM BUT IN A NICE WAY OBVIOUSLY'
T 'CHAV IN A NICE WAY?'
LEE 'SAID TAMARA SNARKLY'
MAF 'I ALMOST FORGOT SHE WAS THERE'

LEE 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE MULTI SKILLED AND MULTI TALENTED'
MAF 'NO SHE'S CANADIAN'

Quotes

Maf
'SEGUES A GO GO THIS WEEK. I'M COOKING WITH GAS'
'TO BE FAIR SHE COULD BE CALLED BOB DURING THE WEEK'
'THINGY MA BOBS, THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR PHOTOGRAPHS AND I DON'T KNOW WHO WHO'
'WE SHOULD BE WHITER THEN WHITE'
'I'M GOING TO TAKE THE BATTERY OUT OF HIS WHEEL CHAIR'
'P.C.NESS OH THAT'S ALMOST LIKE PENIS'
'I'M AT THE LIMIT OF MY FRENCH NOW'
'IF YOU LIVE ON SALT SPRING ISLAND I BET YOU COULD WALK AROUND NAKED MOST OF THE TIME. THAT'S CHANGED THE PICTURE IN YOUR HEAD HASN'T IT?' (well there is one clothing optional beach on the island)
'THAT'S LIKE WHEN WE SAW JAMES WALK PAST WITH HIS TOP HALF AND WITH HIS RIPPLING EM GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY CHEST AND THAT'S JUST HOW HE WALKS AROUND ALL THE TIME' (I played that bit for James and he laughed and laughed)
'I'VE GOT NO WIDY WIDEY WOO I'VE BEEN SINGING SHINE ALL WEEK'
'SUPER DUPER TANGENT SEEKING HARIKARAOKE'
'YOU THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WRITE LOVE SONGS AND SHIT AND THEY NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING DIFFERENT'
'IS THIS COSTING US MONEY?'
'I WONDERED IF IT WAS A FLUFFY SPECIAL'
'HOW EXCITING WILL IT BE TO YOU, YOU'LL BE DOING THE BLOG AND IT WILL ALL BE NEW TO YOU'
'SHE SNORES WORSE THAN THE COMEDY SNORING MY GIRLFRIEND DID THE OTHER WEEK'
'IF SHE WAS MY BABY I'D THINK SHE'S DYING'
'I TELL YOU WHAT I NEVER STOOD OUT OF MY BED SO QUICK'
'DO YOU KNOW OH WHOA BLOODY HELL'
'IT'S OUR OFFEND EVERYONE SHOW TONIGHT'

Lee
'WE CAUGHT NOTORIETY'
'I'M NOT A MUZO' (they always complain about my spelling but how the heck do you spell all the made up words?)
'I'VE BEEN BUGGER ALL'
'SUGAR CHEEKS SAYS IT'S BRILLIANT'
'I DID ONE YESTERDAY WHERE I MORPHED MYSELF INTO MY WIFE, MRRWOW'
'IS TAMARA WEARING A WIG OR DOES HER HAIR GROW REALLY QUICKLY?' (it's the first time in weeks that I haven't had my hair band in. I'm still in the awkward stage of hair growing)
'IS HE SAYING USURPER OR YOU SURFER BECAUSE IF IT'S YOU SURFER I THINK IT'S BRIAN WILSON'
'THE ONLY TIME I HAVEN'T HAD IT PLUGGED IN AND WE GET A BLOODY PHONE CALL.'
'SO GENE'S ON HIS WAY OVER TO STAMP ON ALL OUR TOYS'
'SPICY SPAM LIKE DIRTY EMAIL'
'EVERYONE ELSE HAS A LAG AND YOU'RE LISTENING LIVE LIVE LIVE IT'S ALIVE'
'SHE SAID IT HASN'T GOT A WIDGY BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GIRL'

SCOPY STEVE
'FUCK IT I'M GOING TO GET FIRED THIS WEEK ANYWAY'
'THE SCOPY INPOSTER IS STARTING TO GET ON MY TITS'

T
'OK SO I'LL END OFF WITH FECKING GOODBYE'

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

ANOTHER WEEK ANOTHER SNUG ANOTHER SNUGFANS BLOG

And Scopy Steve says....
April 12 show 149 podcast 62 and other than that he can't be assed.
No mention of the inposter.

The show starts off with LIFE ON MARS. The last episode aired last week. What a good show!
The guys chat about it for awhile, they are pretty big LOM fans. Did he die? Was he in coma, woke up and then died? Or did he even wake from the coma? http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ianwylie/2007/04/life_on_mars_the_answers.html

Begging for calls. Come on people give in, you know you want to... call them! Give them a reason to live! They want you to talk about anything! Could be cheaper than therapy.

Photos of the live Shelly party are available on flicker. Looking at those photos gave me an eerie sense of deja vu... I wonder why. Go leave a comment! If you're lucky you might even be able to see penis enlargement ads - very graphic!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/

Maf's got some stuff going on at work...a bit cryptic....


Web cams get sorted

WHERE IS TAMARA LISTENING FROM THIS WEEK?
Previously on the Snug in the past Lee has thought I am listening from a taxi shack, a wooden cruise ship and Hogwarts dungeon. This week it's a weather station complete with a blue map.

Maf's BBQ turned out all right. Good eats (apparently).
Lee had his football weekend. Weather was lovely, hotel was cool. Fun was had. He got 2 bottles of Scotch. Lee won an air conditioner! I didn't know it got hot enough in the UK for air conditioners!

Maf attempts to record his MRS. snoring, the attempt is not worth playing. He promises another attempt.

Apparently the neighbor was knocking on the wall in protest. So Harikaraoke is the new 10:00 spot. AND NO SNUG 2. Daddy Maf has to get his son to bed early. Josh is going to have a busy/fun day at the fun park.

Maf shows off the new Monopoly board off square by square. I think we need flicker photos Maf! Did you order more than one? One for you, one for Lee and one as a prize? How much did they cost?

A self announcing this week's silence. {{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}} Good to have the silence back. Not only is it the most anticipated spot on Snug Radio it is the most brilliant 4 seconds of broadcasting of all time, radio AND television. It has so much going for it

Fluffy Lamb is having technical difficulties and can not listen and so is off to bed. Hope she gets it sorted for next week!

TUNE TIME Live and Let Die
followed by an old school cigarette ad

Touching on Life on Mars again. Want to hear Gene Hunt comments? Then go to http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/
I would like to mention my previous comment regarding Gene and dinosaurs from a previous blog. [[[Maf feels Gene is a bit darker and less fun. I've noticed Gene drinking more this series. More stress because he is starting realize he's a dinosaur and the days are numbered.]]]
Gene was referred to as a dinosaur in the last episode of Life on Mars. I thought that was cool.

Ashes to Ashes the new Gene Hunt series coming soon!

HARIKARAOKE - TAKE THAT - SHINE

[[[ON THIS DAY IN SNUG HISTORY]]]
* they played The Gyro Gypsies and Kaiser Chiefs
* someone got lost in Rexham - Maf suddenly remembers that it was him.

Cindyb has two videos up on youtube http://www.youtube.com/cindybhole
Go have a look, she's kooky! (in a good way) Lee thinks they are crap. "come on cindy pull your finger out" Lee's words, not mine!

Maf and Lee argue over who is Cindyb's better friend.

The Snug
Where HUNTISMS were born.

Now I really love Life On Mars and yet I wonder about those who are listening to the Snug, that don't watch LOM. ie: Fluffy Lamb. Does all this chat about the show make you want to watch?
It is apparent that Maf and Lee watch LOM for Gene Hunt. I, on the other hand, like Sam Tyler a lot more.

Maf talks about the large bosom show. He said it was alright. He also thinks it's genetic, this raging obsession for big boobs. Anything to justify wandering eyes.

CINDYB is in the house! and she has a web cam! Lee is happy and eager.

TUNE TIME - T-Rex - Hot Love

Last week's blog went up really fast. BUT it was posted twice and no comments were able to be posted. I didn't hear anything about the blog... now I know why... and yet did they lose my email? And this week's blog is going out pretty late! I am nothing if not constant. (guess I'm nothing then ;O) )

The recording of the show is a bit messed up during the song.
TAMARA SINGS - ASK - THE SMITHS (I hear Lee laughing during the song... his reason is Maf thinking dirty thoughts and acting them out. I missed the action but did hear the laughter)

Cindyb is having technical difficulties with her web cam. The fellas attempt to assist.

Maf tries to understand the chat room chatter but it is not making any sense to him. He is confused.

Again the guys are fighting over Cindyb's friendship.

Recapping the show.....and all that was talked about.

Our Scopy Steve has yet to respond to the inposter! Apparently it's me. They say I did it using Audacity.... I say "it's not all me" meaning I don't do EVERYTHING that is listener related!
I am happy they think it's me but really....


Cindyb has gotten her webcam started.

Scopy Steve is recording the snugfan blog in audio. Yet he can not recognize capital letters in sentences.

And then the show ends.... feels strange without HARIKARAOKE closing the show. Listening to The Snug makes you want to drink Mexican beer and fight. (according to Cindyb)

Well the show is over and so is this blog. I've been Tamara, Good day! EH!

TOGETHER
LEE 'NOBODY SENDS US JOKES ANYMORE REALLY DO THEY?'
MAF 'AND YET YOU KEEP READING THEM OUT'

MAF 'RIGHT I'VE DONE THE PURPLE ONES'
LEE 'OH HEY HEY YA GET THAT IN THE BLOG, MAF SAYS UMMM'
MAF 'SHE WILL AS WELL' (I am nothing if not predictable)

MAF 'SHOWN THE GIRLS THE GREEN ONES ALREADY'
LEE 'JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELF TONIGHT CAN YOU?'
MAF 'WAY HEY'

LEE 'I COULD JUST PULL OUT MY TH....'MAF interrupting 'WAAA HAAA... WHAT?!?! IT'S A FAMILY SHOW, DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND OF FAMILY YOU'VE GOT'

MAF 'I THINK SHE'S GONE OFF TO LISTEN TO THAT OTHER STATION SHE LISTENS TO'
LEE 'YA FROM HER BEDROOM?'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'IS IT A NAUGHTY STATION DO YOU THINK?'
MAF ***COUGH COUGH***
LEE 'FROM BENEATH HER BED CLOTHES?'
MAF 'LOOK, FAMILY SHOW, TAKE A STEP BACK FROM THAT'
LEE 'YA WHAT SHE DOES BENEATH HER BED CLOTHES IS ENTIRELY HER CONCERN.'
MAF 'IT CERTAINLY IS'
LEE 'THOUGH YOUTUBE WOULD BE INTERESTED'
MAF 'YOU THINK? WE'D PAY'

MAF 'YOU CAN'T SAY A LOT OF THINGS HE WOULD SAY'
LEE 'I'M HAVING' 'OOPS'
MAF 'YES (in an 'American' accent') IT'S 1973, ALMOST DINNER TIME I'M HAVING HOOPS'
LEE 'HA I'M HAVING WIENERS' (also done in an 'American' accent)

MAF 'TAMARA DOESN'T WANT TO SEE AN AMERICAN LIFE ON MARS'
LEE 'NO WHAT ABOUT A CANADIAN ONE WITH MOUNTIES'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAF 'WHAT'S THE LOUDEST BRASHEST CANADIAN STATE (state?! state?! PROVENCE MY DEAR MAF!) FOR GENE TO BE FROM, OR WOULD HE SPEAK FRENCH & BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK FRENCH'

MAF 'SEE WE'RE STILL TAKING ABOUT LOM'
LEE 'WE HAVE PASSION'
MAF 'WIENER PASSION?!'

MAF 'I CAN'T GET FOCUSED'
LEE 'I HAVE THAT PROBLEM'
MAF 'CAN'T KEEP IT STILL EITHER'
LEE 'I HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO'

MAF 'SO I WON, I WON THE TOSS AS YOU COULD SAY'
LEE 'OH THE LENGTHS YOU GO TO EH!?'


MAF
'JAZZ GUITAR NO, AIR HANDS DOH!'
'AND I CAN SEE YOU BY TURNING MY HEAD, NOT THAT YOU'RE A HEAD TURNER BEFORE YOU GET ANY IDEAS'
'WE DO GET SOME FUNNY REQUESTS' (sounds like a challenge)
'EASTER WEEKEND ONE OF US DECIDES TO THROW HERSELF DOWN THE STAIRS AND BREAKS HER TOE'
'SHE DOESN'T LISTEN SO THAT'S OK'
'SO SO WHERE EVER I WAS AND WHAT I WAS DOING I DON'T KNOW'
'IT WAS COMIC SNORING, IT WAS SNORING ON A COMEDIC SCALE'
'I TRIED TO RECORD JAMES BUT IT WAS TOO CREEPY SAYS TAMARA IN SALT SPRING ISLAND'
'JAMES IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO REPEATS, WATCH YOURSELF, NO SLEEPING ON YOUR BACK'
'HIS IS GONNA BE FUNNER THAN MINE'
'WAS IT YOU OR ME THAT GOT LOST IN REXHAM?'
'MY SQUIRREL SENSES THAT CINDYB IS IN THE HOUSE'
'WELCOME TO DOUBLE ENTENDRE HOUR'
'SO FOR EVERYBODY WHO COULD HEAR THAT, THAT WAS FROM TAMARA, NOT TAMARA, THAT WAS FROM CINDY. SORRY CINDYTAMARA FOR GETTING YOU MIXED UP. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU TINDY AND SAMARA OR IT WOULD BE CAMARA WOULDN'T IT?'
'SEXY EYEBROWS CINDY IT JUST NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE BIT LOWER.'

LEE
'HAS SHE DONE SOMETHING WITH HER HAIR AGAIN OH THAT'S RIGHT SHE HASN'T, THAT'S WHAT'S DIFFERENT'

'ALRIGHT GENE'
'IT'S NOT FOR BIRDS - IT'S AN EGG FOR CHRIST SAKE, WHICH CAME FIRST?'
'I'VE GOT HOT LOVE NOW SHE'S HERE'
'HE'S RISEN ABOVE IT, CAUSE HE'S GOT HYDRAULICS IN HIS CHAIR'
'NEXT WEEK IF I CAN JUST SPEAK TO... OH MY GOD!'


TAMARA TYPES IT, WE READ IT AND TAMARA TYPES IT AGAIN
'IT'S 1973, IT'S ALMOST DINNER TIME AND I'M HAVING CANADIAN BACON EH....SMOTHERED IN MAPLE SYRUP'
'NAKED CHOCOLATE JESUS WITH ALL HIS BITS AND PIECES'
'YOU DON'T DO WOMEN'S PROBLEMS, I WAS GOING TO ASK ABOUT YEAST AND LUMPS AND .........'

Thursday, April 12, 2007

April 5th show

Again this week I will randomly pull things from the show. I will use the first 8 clear words or phrases I hear, before I press stop, for the title.


OK
WELL
SO THERE YOU GO
PEOPLE CAN GO
I ALWAYS UH
I THINK
TO ALL THE BOSSES
SHE WAS PRETTY GOOD

That is this week's show name. I do this purely to amuse myself.
Ok on with the show blog....

Scopy Steve the Great Pretender starts the show in usual form, rude, nasty and mean. But no word from him about the other Steve. Is SS afraid he has been found out? What will the other Steve do next? Who knows... stay tuned as this wacky soap opera continues....

Maf complains about missing the telly tonight. A show about bosoms.... **rolling eyes** He's here though and did not start the show 1/2 hr late. That's dedication!


MYCHINGO has been inundated with messages. 3 messages!
go to the website snugradio.co.uk and have a listen to the messages.
Webcams are getting sorted first and then on to Scopy messages. My webcam is frelled up with colour. I am in a cartoon Andy Warhol world. Fluffy's cam is on with her beautiful red shirt. Lee gets all a twitter, so much so Maf is telling him to tone it down.

Big hello to KIM who may be listening. Come to the chatroom!

SNUGOPOLY is here.

To the Other Scopy Steve; Lee wants you to stop using the speak-n-spell and start using wavepad, whoever you are. Just because I can actually hear the message and understand it means I automatically become a suspect.

Lee is memorized by Fluffy's hair.

Life On Mars: Maf's not up to date. HA I am! Maf feels Gene is a bit darker and less fun. I've noticed Gene drinking more this series. More stress because he is starting realize he's a dinosaur and the days are numbered.

LOST and Lee can't be assed so Maf moves on.

My red red wine blog has been read. Maf thought it was an April Fools joke. It's not really, it will just take time. Apparently I'm coming to clean Maf's house. My 'one day' comment is taken to mean I am backing out! Not true! And it was a wild coincidence that I posted on April the 1st! Donations welcome! Ask me about my paypal account.

TUNE TIME Christina Aguilera Both Fluffy and I take our headphones off... not fans.

The Snug has 3 VIP listeners. Paid live365 listeners. 1 penny for 24 hours listened.

The party is chatted about. As the blow by blow party blog says I was the only one there. This is why I sing the song I did tonight. I did feel a bit like a voyeur. There was a request in the chatroom to do it again sometime. The party not the song (it hasn't been played yet anyway)

WHERE AM I TONIGHT?
To recap, two weeks ago I was in a taxi shack, last week in a wood paneled cruise ship. Tonight it's a dungeon in Hogwarts!

They try to get Fluffy to do stuff on her webcam, like fix the pictures on the wall, adjust her webcam or drop a pencil... she doesn't.
I've been pestered that my cam isn't very bright, so I change it. I think the image I see is different than the image that goes out. It looked clear and bright enough to me!

Lee thinks his cam looks better than everyone elses.

Email from CindyB thanking the guys for the membership. I think Lee needs to set up a Listener's Email page and have portions of email sent in posted there. Just a thought.

Maf's work is giving out a whole lot of chocolate and there's a chance to win a chocolate bed! what would one do a chocolate bed? Make sweet sweet love would be my guess.

Lee records Mrs.Lee snoring and giggling. He plays it for us and it's quite funny. What does Mrs.Lee think of being recorded and then played for the entire world?
This week's competition is record your partner sleeping.



THE BIG BOOK OF SNUG 2 years ago
Lost
Darren Brown
Cubed Zero
Talk Mania 05


They play Cricket music which reminds me of Hockey Night In Canada music. So I send it.

Hustle, sounds like it can't be missed.

Lee gets to gloat over his Life on Mars remix. PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG Maf and Lee had a Life on Mars remix contest between themselves and we were to vote. Lee won, he played his version for us tonight. It's quite good and clever. So fair dues Lee.

Spaced is great.

Maf is so important he's getting work email during the show.

Tune Time Lascivious Biddies - Texas Girl (just for CindyB)

A big HELLO to Christine, if you are listening. or Kim again, or whomever you are....

Private Airplane envy. The conversation turns to John Travolta and his planes and 3 pilots and being able to park his plane in his driveway.

Maf sees Fluffy and I were talking about skydiving and says he'd sign up and go skydiving with her. I think we should all do it when I go to the UK. I'll give you the date and you can book it. :o)


CindyB has arrived in the chatroom AND she can hear the show!

The HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA music has arrived. Sounds like cop drama to them. Not to me, it sounds like the beginning of hell. Hockey on tv is dead boring, killed me as a child, hockey did.

SNUG TV When is it coming? We keep hearing promises but there's nothing to show for it! It shall be added to the Maf promised and Lee promised threads on the (deathly quiet) forum.


TAMARA SINGS -RADIOHEAD - CREEP (I shock them with swearing not once, not twice but three fucking times! Holy shit! Nice Canadian's don't fucking swear! LOL


HARIKARAOKE The Smith - ASK Great job guys! I may do it next week... The Queen song is still in the mix but I need time to work toward it....


And it is after 1am and the blog is done. Thank you and good night.

TOGETHER

MAF 'PART OF ME DID WANT TO START LATE'
LEE 'WHICH PART OF YOU?'
MAF 'HAHAHA THE PART THAT DOES ALL MY THINKING'
LEE 'OH RIGHT'

LEE 'THEY'RE PUTTING MORE EFFORT INTO THEIR MYCHINGO MESSAGES THAN WE DO INTO THE WHOLE SHOW'
MAF 'THEY PUT EFFORT INTO TYPING IT IN BUT NOT THE WAY IT SOUNDS'
LEE 'THEY NEED A BIT OF GRAMMAR AS WELL'

MAF 'HE WAS KICKING DEAD DRUG DEALERS THE OTHER DAY'
LEE 'YOU MAKE THAT SOUND LIKE A BAD THING.... TO COIN A PHRASE'

MAF 'EW I'VE GONE ALL GENE THERE. BUUUURPPP'
LEE 'AND THERE'
MAF 'TWO IN ONE'

LEE 'GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T POST THAT TICKET OVER'
MAF 'YA I'LL GET MY MONEY BACK' (well send it! I am only taking my time becasue I have to save up $ for plane, $ for keeping myself alive over there, $ for a place to sleep, $ for the pub! it takes 1428 fridge magnets to make $100, so it will take some time!)

LEE 'UNLESS YOU'VE GOT SOME HEROES FOR ME'
MAF (blankly) 'HEROES? OHHHH HEROES '
LEE 'WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT?'
MAF 'AT WORK WE'RE GIVING AWAY AN INSANE AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATE'
LEE 'RIGHT OK HEROES'
MAF 'PART OF WHAT WE'RE GIVING OUT IS HEROES'

LEE 'HAVE YOU UMMM IS YOUR UMMM HAVE YOU?'
MAF 'I MIGHT HAVE'

LEE 'JOIN FAMILY'
MAF 'SOMETHING LIKE THAT'
LEE 'SO WE CAN START THIS RELIGION PROPERLY - DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? BUGGER'

LEE 'STOP DOING MY BEDROOM VOICE'
MAF 'I'M SORRY IT'S A BIT CATCHING'
LEE 'THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET INTO BED WITH ME'
MAF 'EXCEPT I DON'T DO IT IN A SEXY LITTLE VOICE LIKE THAT'
LEE 'I DON'T DO IT EITHER. YOU FIND MY VOICE SEXY DO YA?'
MAF 'NO WELL YOU TRY'
LEE 'STOP IT NOW, LET'S PLAY THE TUNE LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY'
MAF 'YOU TRY WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIET VOICE AND I DON'T DO QUIET VOICE'

MAF 'YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK WE ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK'S {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}'
LEE 'LAST WEEK'S THIS WEEK'S?'
MAF 'I DON'T THINK WE'VE ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK'S {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}'




MAF
'I KNOW WE STARTED THE SHOW AT GUTTER LEVEL'
'ANYTHING THAT POPS OUT OF YOUR HEAD SEND IT TO US IN AN EMAIL'
'CAN'T BE ASSEDNESS IS OFTEN AN EXCUSE'
'IT CAN'T BE ANOTHER SCOPY ONE CAN IT?'
'SOUNDS LIKE CRYTON TRYING TO TELL A JOKE'
'OUR STEVE SAYS HE'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!'
'SHE'S LIKE AN AMERICAN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PASSPORT' (I do, it's expired!)
'I HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY SOME JOINTS' (oh my kind of party woo hoo)
'JAMES BRING ME IN A ROCK'
'I BELIEVE CINDY DIRECTED YOU TO A THINGY-MA-DOOBERY-WHATS-IT DIDN'T SHE?'
'MAYBE YOUR SUPER COMPUTER IS NOT QUITE SUPER'
'THAT'S MY SECONDY FAVORITE MOVIE...TV...SHOW'
'OH FRIGGON FRIG FACE'
'STOP WITH YOUR BEDROOM VOICE'
'IF A SILENCE HAPPENS AND IT'S NOT ANNOUNCED DID IT REALLY HAPPEN?' (only if it shows up in this blog)
'DO YOU THINK WE CAN GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE SHOW WITHOUT SAYING ANIMATED VAGINA?'

LEE
'AWW LOOK TAMARA WANTS TO SEE ME ON MY CAM, I'VE GOT MY CLOTHES ON LOVE, SHE STILL WANTS TO SEE IT, OK'
'SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO DRINK FOR THIS SHOW'
'I'M BLOODY GUTTED I AM'
'I'VE NOT REFRESHED MY SUB-GROUP'
'LET'S PLAY THE OLD BIDDIES FOR YOU'
'THOSE PICTURES ARE A BIT WONKY STILL'
'OH READ THE BLOG MUCH BETTER THAN SHOW'
'I MUST SAY SINCE SHE STOP LISTENING SHE'S LOOKING MORE AND MORE ATTRACTIVE'
'I BET I'M NOT IN LIKE A LITTLE DARK TAXI HOLE'
'ROLL OVER AND HAVE A FAG OR ROLL DOWN THE STAIRS AND LISTEN TO THE SNUG'
'YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT, NO I WASN'T. I WAS WATCHING SOMEBODY TALK ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY'
'DO WE GET TO SLIDE ACROSS BONNETS OF CARS?'
'I'LL PROBABLY WEAR TRACKY BOTTOMS AND THEY'LL JUST SLID OFF ON THE BONNET OW OW OW!'
'THE DEAF TEXAS BIRD'
'YOU'RE HAVE TO BE MORE LESS SUBLTE THAN THAT'
'ANIMATED VAGINA'
'DO WE HAVE TO GO?'


THE TAMARA TYPES IT WE SAY IT AND TAMARA TYPES IT AGAIN QUOTES
'I THINK GENE NEEDS SOME CRACKERS WITH HIS WHINE'

FLUFFY 'I BET THEY'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO LICK THEIR BALLS'
CINDYB 'I BET THEY ALREADY DO'
MAF 'AND MAF SAYS WISH I COULD, NO NO I DIDN'T SORRY'
LEE 'CAN'T WAIT TILL WE TURN THESE CAMS OFF [[slurpy licky noises follow]]

SCOPY MESSAGES
LOOK OUT 'I HAVE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR HAIRY COD PIECE NOW YOU SCOPY PRETENDER BOOHOOHOOHOO' (that's what it sounds like to me)
YO MAMA 'HEY STEVE YOUR MOM IS SO SCOPY EVEN SHE THINKS YOU ARE A PRETENDER' (pretty sure I got that)
JULE 'I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS SCOPY STEVE WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE' (from Pulp Fiction, I've not seen that movie. I know it's weird because it's popular but I just haven't gotten around to it)

Sunday, April 01, 2007

RED RED WINE..................................................RED RED WINE YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO FINE.............and so on and so forth...................


I never drink and blog......until now! mwaaahahahahaaaa

I also have yet to blog between shows..... until now that is! mwaaaahahahaaa

I have just returned from 3 hours of inventory at Salt Spring Books (I was going to put a link but I don't think they have a web site!) The inventory job was really easy this year (it's my third year doing it) It's the first year James and Willow came to do inventory. Willow was very proud to earn her own money. They provided pizza, beer and WINE for when the work was done. As I do not drink very much, wine tends to travel straight to my head! I am not saying I am 'wasted' but I wouldn't argue with tipsy.

Anyway so I chatted to James and asked if it would bug him if I wanted to go to England on my own and he said no! So devoted Snug listeners how do I get there? As in what would it cost me to get there and stay a week? I will have to do research.

WOW, as a mum, thinking about going away for a week to myself seems like... like... gee I have no idea because it has been since ummmm FOREVER that I had time to myself AND be away from home at the same time. Usually if I do get time, James and Willow are going away somewhere and I am staying home and probably doing a huge clean. So forget winning the friggon lottery! I am going to look into getting to England!

So there you go fellow Snugsters, what do you think?

This ends this tipsy blogg attack!
I've been Tamara and I love red wine!!
Goodnight!