APRIL 19th SHOW 150 PODCAST 63

Green Onions brings us the start of the show.
Scopy Steve says some really.... um questionable, tasteless things not worth repeating. Lee doesn't know what's gotten into him. Apparently Steve sent in two openings and they played the wrong one.
The second one was better.
The Scopy Inposter is getting on his tits. The chatroom's reaction to Scopy's first intro is general disgust. Listening to it the second and third time doesn't make it any better. I call for him to be fired, he expects it anyway.

One good thing to say about Scopy Steve, he has audiofied (Lee's made up word of the week) my blog from last week. Now if you don't have time to read my blog Steve will read it to you! I sent Lee a mychingo message asking why he didn't add the quote section. I downloaded the program Scopy uses and tried to 'audiofy' them but it seems like it will take work..... It is a funny little circle we have going. It's almost like a snake eating it's own tail. They say it, I write it, Scopy says it. Or the chatroom people type things, the guys say them, I blog them and Scopy says them. Whoa I am dizzy.


Maf befriends a woman named Bob and two bald guys on myspace. OK her name is not Bob but apparently she could be a Bob.


Lee got the latest single by Sporty Spice called I Want Candy. Maf says it screams she is lesbian. ?????? A bit of the song reminded Lee of something. He thought it was a telephone noise from Batman. It is from Batman but it's the sound between some scenes. I sent Lee and Maf the sound clip, maybe they'll play it the next show.

The guys are on extra good behavior after the Scopy Steve's intro.

Maf watched the movie 12 Monkeys. Some people have said it's hard to understand but it's not for our Maf he's dead smart he is.

A bit of French is being spoken and then Lee needs a wee. He pronounces it OUI though. Lee is also growing a goatee.


TUNE TIME - THE ZOMBIES - THE TIME OF THE SEASON ~~~what's your name? who's your daddy? is he rich like me?~~~ I am shocked that Maf doesn't know this song.

Lee spent $22 500.00 Canadian dollars for windows. At first I thought he meant Windows, not windows. Speaking of throwing money around **cough cough ~ hand held out.~ Oh and I could use tickets for Alton Towers. I'll be there soon, I have my passport application. It's a start.

Lee tells us about home improvement cons. Lesson learned? Use your brain and don't get conned.

Cindyb is in the house.

Maf sounds sad that he has only gotten Huntism email this past week. I'd email more but I do so much now I already look like a stalker. ;o)


Heroes starts next week.
I am sad no one talks about LOST anymore.

Lee has been posting videos go have a look. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF0QBNYnwXA
And don't forget Cindyb @
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=cindybhole

Do the listeners need psychiatric help to understand what the hell happens after two hours of the Snug? What about those of us (me) who listens to the show twice and some bits over and over till I get the quotes right? What does that say about me?!

Maf's sister, Sally, is running for charity. You can go and sponsor her @ this website http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/sallyvfirth

Where am I tonight? I am out of Hogwarts but there is debate about the wooden ship. So it's either a taxi shack or the cruise ship but I do have a white face, ready for miming'
Lee admits to doing webcam miming. We want to see it Lee, come on post it!

The conversation turns to elderly nudists. The guys are drooling to interview her, ok maybe I mistook gagging for drooling. Some how we now have an image of naked Maf in his yard being shot at with paint balls by his neighbors.


The Scopy Inposter says 'I have you shaking in your boots now you usurper. Can't be assed my ass. Why don't you go home and cry to your mother' Done in a Canadian speak-n-spell accent. I will not deny my involvement nor will I confirm any involvement in the Scopy Steves battle.

10:00 HARIKARAOKE TIME - BOOGY WOOGIE BUGLE BOY They said it was strange but I think they did a great job.

A lot of music is played.

Bonus karaoke -OVER THE RAINBOW - Israel Doobery-Wotsit


Fluffy Lamb is also doing the race. Go here to sponsor her! http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/Fluffster


~~~~~~~~INTERRUPTING MY BLOG FOR THE FOLLOWING ......
I usually listen to the show live and then for a second time in order to blog accurately. This week however things went awry. First I had an unexpected guest arrive and then when she left my live 365 player would not let me access the Snug station. So I SKYPED them. So the rest of the blog is going to be weird to write because I will probably be quoting myself. I quote the guys wackyness week after week so it's only fair if I capture my own weirdness. Now back to the blog ~~~~~~~~

Snug Skype phone rings and Gene threatens as usual. I didn’t know the mic wasn’t plugged in and were scrambling to plug it in... and I hang up. They call me but the call doesn't go through. I call back, they answer and I can't hear them. WHY? Because my bloody sound was turned down! Finally it gets sorted.
I complain about live 365 not letting me listen. My theory is only 2 of the 3 top female listeners are allowed to listen at anyone time.
We have a crazy rambling conversation. There is much laughter. So after a fecking goodbye the call ends.

Live 365 seems not to let people in after the show has started, it is unpredictable. There are problems, Maf will look into it, checking the settings and all that.


Tune Time - Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa

Lee loves spam!

Rebecca still listens every week. Come to the chat room, we're friendly!

I am sitting at my computer, looking sad because I can't listen. They call me back because they see that I am so sad! Lee goes off for a wee and leaves poor Maf to deal with the foreigner.
Lee comes back. I interject occasionally, usually when Maf forgets I'm there.

Maf tells a spider in the bed story where he almost falls out the window. The spider wasn't even in his bed. I share my story of being stalked by a fly. A night time stalking by a crazed fly.

BABY UPDATE Lee's baby is either a BOY or a GIRL. Predict the baby's birthday. OK Lee let us know what the due date is.

Don't forget The Snug station plays music 24 -7 except when it's playing show repeats.

New show called DRIVE. Maf likes it so far.

I do my own live TAMARA SINGS INTRO in sort of a Darlic sort of way. Tamara sings crashes Lee computer.
TAMARA SINGS - NICKLE BACK - HOW YOU REMIND ME

And the show ends
One of them has been Maf the other one Lee and I even sneak in a I'VE BEEN TAMARA. I have to get my radio show timing down.
This blog is done! Good night!
Holy feck it's 2am!

Together (including some with me)
MAF 'THERE WILL BE REALLY EASY THINGS TO DO TO GET THAT IN SYNC'
LEE 'OH I DON'T WANT IT IN THE SINK THAT'S JUST DANGEROUS. WATER'
MAF 'IT'S GOOD FOR AUDIO'
LEE 'WOO GOD WHAT IN THE SINK YOU'RE TRYING TO ELECTRIC ME OR WHAT EVER IT IS'
MAF 'NO YOU EMPTY IT FIRST'
LEE 'AHH RIGHT OK'


LEE 'WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING TODAY? OH CINDYB SUGAR CHEEKS'
MAF 'WHA SORRY IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING?'
LEE 'NO..... WHAT? HAHAHA'
MAF 'WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS WEEK? EW CINDYB SUGAR CHEEKS'
LEE 'I'VE BEEN DOING CINDYB'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM OF THEM BEFORE TOO LONG OF MIMES'
MAF ' A MIME ALBUM HEHEHE'

LEE 'WELL I WAS A BIT, WHEN I SAW "STU GETS WOOD" I THOUGH AH I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS VIDEO.'
MAF 'HAHAHAHAHA EWWW HOO HOO DEAR'
LEE 'IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL HE REALLY DOES GET WOOD'
MAF 'NO YOU STILL LALALALALA'
LEE 'COLLECTS WOOD FROM THE GARDEN'

LEE 'AT LEAST SCOPY IS PROFICIENT, PROFICIENT? WHAT HE CAN RIDE A BIKE WITHOUT FALLING OFF?'
HAHAHAHAHA
MAF 'NOPE'
LEE 'UMMM WHAT’S THE WHAT’S THE WORD? HE SOUNDS NORMAL-ISH'
MAF 'YES HE DOES. HE MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL AND HE MIGHT GET US INTO TROUBLE BUT HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A SPEAK AND SPELL WITH A CANADIAN ACCENT' (I don't detect a British accent from our Scopy Steve- though after this week's comments he's Your Scopy Steve.)

MAF 'FLUFFY WILL ALSO BE DOING THE FIGHT FOR LIFE.'
LEE 'DA DA DAN DA DA DAN DA DA DANT DANT DANT DANT' (Rocky stylee) 'I THINK YOU’LL FIND IT'S RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ISN'T IT'
MAF 'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE GOTTCHA'
LEE 'FAIR DUES'
MAF 'SO I'LL PUT A LINK UP TO FLUFFY'S DOOBERY AS WELL AND YOU CAN GO THERE AND SPONSOR HER'
LEE 'YA I THINK WE'LL PROBABLY MAKE A SNUG DONATION. WHEN I SAY SNUG I MEAN VERY TIGHT AND VERY SMALL.'

MAF 'WE SHOULD PHONE HER BACK'
LEE 'I THINK I'LL PROBABLY PHONE HER FRONT ACTUALLY'


LEE 'HELLO?'
T 'HELLO?'
LEE 'HELLO.'
MAF 'SOUNDS OF TREPIDATION'
LEE 'HELLO'
T 'HELLOOO'
MAF 'CAN YOU HEAR US?'
T 'CAN'T HEAR YOU. HELLOOOO'
LEE 'IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?'
T 'OH FECK' (hangs up)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
LEE 'WAS THAT A FECK THEN'
MAF 'IT WAS A FECK OH FECK'
LEE 'OH MY GOD TAMARA SAID FECK OH JESUS CHRIST'


MAF 'OH MY GOD I SPELT HEAR WRONG'
LEE 'WE COULD HERE YOU HERE HERE! IN THE STUDIO'
MAF 'I FEEL SO STUPID'

LEE 'DID YOU SAY FECK BEFORE'
T 'I THINK I DID'
LEE 'THERE'S ONE FOR THE BLOG'

LEE 'YA WE'LL HAVE A THREE WAY'
T 'WOO HOO! I'M TELLING JAMES!'
MAF 'YOU'RE DEAD!'
LEE 'OH GOSH!'
T 'HAHAHAHAHA'
LEE 'HE'S MILES AWAY ANYWAY I'M SAFE'
MAF 'HOW DO YOU KNOW?'
T 'HE'S DIGGING SOMETHING OR CUTTING SOMETHING DOWN OR WHATEVER'
LEE ' OHHHH'
MAF 'NAKED' (at this point I hadn't heard the previous naked granny story which lead to Salt Spring having naked people to James being half naked all the time.)
T 'OH THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE'
HAHAHAHA
LEE 'ARE YOU GOING TO STAY ON LINE WITH US FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?'(I thought Lee was asking if I would stay and chat on yahoo even though I couldn't hear the show. I ended the call because I didn't want to impose - Canadian politeness - the bane of my existence)


T 'I I I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, MY SOUND WAS DOWN. HOW EMBARRASSING IS THAT?!'
MAF 'WE COULD HEAR YOU'
LEE 'YA FECK'
T 'I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT THOUGH'
LEE 'THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN FECK'

T 'CINDY WANTS ME TO DO THE REST OF THE SHOW'
LEE 'FINE FINE YA'
T 'YOU GUYS GO TO THE PUB AND I'LL CARRY ON THEN'
LEE 'NO PROBLEM BYE'
MAF 'SEE YA'
T 'LALALALA OK WELL I'M GOING TO LET YOU GO AND SEE IF I CAN SORT IT. **SIGH**........ARE YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?'
.............
LEE 'WE'RE IN THE PUB!'
T 'OHHHH'
MAF 'I WONDERED HOW LONG SHE'D GO THEN'

LEE 'YOU'RE LOOKING REALLY FORLORN SITTING THERE'
T 'I AM FORLORNED'
MAF 'HEHE FLORLONED' (ya me Egngich no so good)

LEE 'SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE SHOW NOW'
T 'RIGHT MAF SIT UP STRAIGHT'
MAF 'OK SORRY IS THAT BETTER?'

LEE 'I'M BACK BY THE WAY'
T 'OH YAY I SEE YOU!'

LEE 'FEEL FREE TO INTERJECT EVERY NOW AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO'
T 'OH I WILL!' (threateningly)
MAF 'IT'LL BE LIKE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER AND WE'LL BE LIKE THE FILM AND SHE'LL BE THE ONES THAT GIVE US THE COMETARY OVER THE BACK'
LEE 'OR SHE'LL BE THE NARRATOR'
T 'SAID LEE SNARKLY'
LEE 'SNARKLY?! WHAT'S THAT?'
MAF 'IT'S THE CANADIAN EQUIVALENT TO SARCASM'
LEE 'SNARKLY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DISNEY CHARACTER. SNARKLY.'

MAF ''OH GOD CHAV UMM BUT IN A NICE WAY OBVIOUSLY'
T 'CHAV IN A NICE WAY?'
LEE 'SAID TAMARA SNARKLY'
MAF 'I ALMOST FORGOT SHE WAS THERE'

LEE 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE MULTI SKILLED AND MULTI TALENTED'
MAF 'NO SHE'S CANADIAN'

Quotes

Maf
'SEGUES A GO GO THIS WEEK. I'M COOKING WITH GAS'
'TO BE FAIR SHE COULD BE CALLED BOB DURING THE WEEK'
'THINGY MA BOBS, THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR PHOTOGRAPHS AND I DON'T KNOW WHO WHO'
'WE SHOULD BE WHITER THEN WHITE'
'I'M GOING TO TAKE THE BATTERY OUT OF HIS WHEEL CHAIR'
'P.C.NESS OH THAT'S ALMOST LIKE PENIS'
'I'M AT THE LIMIT OF MY FRENCH NOW'
'IF YOU LIVE ON SALT SPRING ISLAND I BET YOU COULD WALK AROUND NAKED MOST OF THE TIME. THAT'S CHANGED THE PICTURE IN YOUR HEAD HASN'T IT?' (well there is one clothing optional beach on the island)
'THAT'S LIKE WHEN WE SAW JAMES WALK PAST WITH HIS TOP HALF AND WITH HIS RIPPLING EM GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY CHEST AND THAT'S JUST HOW HE WALKS AROUND ALL THE TIME' (I played that bit for James and he laughed and laughed)
'I'VE GOT NO WIDY WIDEY WOO I'VE BEEN SINGING SHINE ALL WEEK'
'SUPER DUPER TANGENT SEEKING HARIKARAOKE'
'YOU THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WRITE LOVE SONGS AND SHIT AND THEY NEVER THINK OF ANYTHING DIFFERENT'
'IS THIS COSTING US MONEY?'
'I WONDERED IF IT WAS A FLUFFY SPECIAL'
'HOW EXCITING WILL IT BE TO YOU, YOU'LL BE DOING THE BLOG AND IT WILL ALL BE NEW TO YOU'
'SHE SNORES WORSE THAN THE COMEDY SNORING MY GIRLFRIEND DID THE OTHER WEEK'
'IF SHE WAS MY BABY I'D THINK SHE'S DYING'
'I TELL YOU WHAT I NEVER STOOD OUT OF MY BED SO QUICK'
'DO YOU KNOW OH WHOA BLOODY HELL'
'IT'S OUR OFFEND EVERYONE SHOW TONIGHT'

Lee
'WE CAUGHT NOTORIETY'
'I'M NOT A MUZO' (they always complain about my spelling but how the heck do you spell all the made up words?)
'I'VE BEEN BUGGER ALL'
'SUGAR CHEEKS SAYS IT'S BRILLIANT'
'I DID ONE YESTERDAY WHERE I MORPHED MYSELF INTO MY WIFE, MRRWOW'
'IS TAMARA WEARING A WIG OR DOES HER HAIR GROW REALLY QUICKLY?' (it's the first time in weeks that I haven't had my hair band in. I'm still in the awkward stage of hair growing)
'IS HE SAYING USURPER OR YOU SURFER BECAUSE IF IT'S YOU SURFER I THINK IT'S BRIAN WILSON'
'THE ONLY TIME I HAVEN'T HAD IT PLUGGED IN AND WE GET A BLOODY PHONE CALL.'
'SO GENE'S ON HIS WAY OVER TO STAMP ON ALL OUR TOYS'
'SPICY SPAM LIKE DIRTY EMAIL'
'EVERYONE ELSE HAS A LAG AND YOU'RE LISTENING LIVE LIVE LIVE IT'S ALIVE'
'SHE SAID IT HASN'T GOT A WIDGY BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GIRL'

SCOPY STEVE
'FUCK IT I'M GOING TO GET FIRED THIS WEEK ANYWAY'
'THE SCOPY INPOSTER IS STARTING TO GET ON MY TITS'

T
'OK SO I'LL END OFF WITH FECKING GOODBYE'