MAY 3RD
SHOW 152

PODCAST 65

THE SNUG FEATURING INFINITY

..... and Scopy says..... He had a date with Audrey and love is in the air. Sounds like it went really well AND he didn't offend anyone! wow a first.

The show starts with a big_loud_Lee and a tiny_voiced_Maf.

Maf is better now - remember last week he was poorly, now he is well.

Once the live sound check is over with the show can begin.
We now know the real reason Maf does the show is to have an audience to grumble to.
Maf is people watching and has to close the blinds to remove the distractions.

mychingo has been busy this week. CindyB, Audrey and the 'real SS' have left messages.

THE SCOPY SOAPY CONTINUES
Audrey calls and thanks Scopy Steve for the date. She apologizes for the 'little accident haha'. What happened? Who knows.
The 'real SS' leaves a message, sounds like he's jealous. The guys think he's fallen off his chair but the chat room thinks he's shot himself. Is he gone forever? Will Scopy Steve call Audrey back? Is love really in the air or is it the stench of Scopy's cheap cologne? Stay tuned!
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CindyB left a message ~ go to the website and listen for yourself! http://www.snugradio.co.uk/ The fellas bicker over her affections.

Jackie left a {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} last week. She's done a youtube video and Maf said he'd put a link on the show notes, I went there to get it but it was not there.

CindyB set up Snug products on this site. Go buy stuff!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/cbdesignshop


Chit chat about the UK election.... Lee voted, Maf did not. I could bla bla bla about how important it is to vote but I CBA.


Josh makes a webcam appearance but is all mime and no chat. Hello Josh!

TUNE TIME - Matt Willis - Crash

Lee wants an infinity pool... and after a lengthy (but unmeasurable) discussion about said pool, there is a collective ****SIGH**** Is this a new Snug spot? We have {{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} will we now be looking forward to the ***COLLECTIVE SIGH***?


Maf mis-remembers Life on Mars being on on Thursdays! I am in Canada and knew LOM was on Tuesdays in the UK. Drawn Together donkey teeth at ya Maf. *I wonder who will get that reference*

Maf's writing is going slowly, he keeps getting distracted on the Internet with 'research'.

Maf started the Snug not only to have people to grumble to but also to improve his small talk skills.

Cell phone doberry talk.

Lee has a mini rant about Archos.

CindyB is in the house.

And then back to boy geek speak.... 2 guys 2 hours all geek. (geek in a nice way ;o) )

HARIKARAOKE THE ZOMBIES - TIME OF THE SEASON (Lee thinks it's the worst they have ever done, Maf thinks it's the bottom ten0

CindyB is on web cam.

Lee wanted a silence.......
and then there was {{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}

We listen to the guys watch web cams. Awww they think I am jealous, I'm not. It's all in fun and in complete jest.

Lee is no longer growing a goatee. He shaved because it was growing in grey.

TAMARA SINGS - RHPS - Science Fiction Double Feature
Lee has not heard that song.

Maf wants to do the Rocky Horror Picture radio musical. Who is going to do it? or will this project suffer from the CBA disease? Come on peoples YOU TOO FLUFFY!! :o)

HEROES is really great!
LOST is still great - watch it again Lee

Lee plays bits of him singing Neil Diamond and Great Balls of Fire. He sounds great! Good job Lee.

And with a few fits and several giggles the show ends for this week.
They have being infinitely nonsensical and I am going to sleep! Goodnight!

TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'WELL THANKS FOR THAT SCOPY'
LEE 'IT'S ONE OF HIS BETTER INTROS I THINK'
MAF 'IT'S ONE OF HIS LEAST OFFENSIVE'
LEE 'YA CLEANER'

MAF 'THAT WAS QUITE A SEXY HI MAF'
LEE 'IT WAS'
MAF 'I NEARLY SNORTED COFFEE DOWN MY NOSE'
LEE 'I'M AN AFTER THOUGHT. SHE'S LIKE SEXY FOR YOU AND BLOWING HER NOSE FOR ME'

LEE 'WILL WE HAVE HANDS?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OH I LOVE THAT GERMAN GUY'
MAF 'AN OLDIE BUT AN OLDIE'

LEE 'IT IS ACTUALLY ASSAULT'
MAF 'YES IT IS AND POSSIBLY A GRATUITOUS PEPPER AS WELL'

LEE 'IS THAT ALL OF CANADA OR ALL OF SALT SPRING ISLAND? BECAUSE IF IT'S ALL OF SALT SPRING ISLAND THEN I KNOW ONLY THREE PEOPLE THINK I'M A PERV'
MAF 'YES BUT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WOULD BE JAMES'
LEE 'YA HE'S GONNA KILL ME ANYWAY'
MAF 'THAT'S TRUE BUT HE CAN ONLY KILL YOU ONCE CAN'T HE?'
LEE 'BOVERED? FACE...BOVERED?'
MAF 'THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH LEVEL OF DEAD'

MAF 'OH IT'S NOT JUST CANADA SHE SPEAKS FOR IT'S WOMEN EVERYWHERE'
LEE 'OHHH WOW'

LEE 'SPEAKING OF WHICH'
MAF 'SHE'S NOT A WITCH!! MATE!!'

MAF 'THE SHOPS CALLED FLINT POLSKI AND WHAT EVER THE FRENCH WORD FOR... UH FRENCH?'
LEE 'WHAT THE FRENCH WORD FOR POLE. THERE'S QUITE A FEW'

MAF 'TAMARA'S WEB CAM HAS GONE DARK'
LEE 'I THINK SHE'S ALWAYS HAD A DARK SIDE'
MAF 'I WOULD SAY SHE'S PROBABLY MOSTLY ALL DARK SIDED'

LEE 'I TRIED TO PUT IT IN THE WRONG SPOT'
MAF 'THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CREAK'


LEE 'DON'T EVEN TRY AND REGRESS THIS NOW...REDRESS? REDRESS.'
MAF 'REGRESS IT? YOU'RE GOING BACK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE A PUDDLE. FEEL YOURSELF FALLING FROM THE SKY'

MAF 'ALTHOUGH I DID SEE HER LOOKING AT SOME BODY'S WEB CAM BEFORE'
LEE 'IS SHE, DID SHE DID YOU?'

MAF 'YOU COULD HAVE INFINITY EVERYTHING'
LEE 'YA INFINITY COFFEE A REALLY REALLY BIG CUP'
MAF 'IT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF DRINKING'
LEE 'IT WOULD BE A CUP THE SIZE OF A POOL'
MAF 'THAT GOES ON FOREVER'

MAF 'WHO STOPPED LISTENING? WHO ARE YA? WHO IS IT? WHO STOPPED LISTENING?'
LEE 'I STOPPED LISTENING ABOUT A QUARTER PAST NINE'

MAF 'THEY'RE FILLING THE LIFE ON MARS SPOT AREN'T THEY? THAT'S WHAT IT IS' (oh there was authority in that last sentence, he was certain of what he said)
LEE 'THAT WAS ON A TUESDAY'
MAF '...EXCEPT THEY MOVED IT ON THREE DAYS'
LEE hahahahaha
MAF 'DIDN'T THEY SOMETIME HAVE IT ON A THURSDAY?'
LEE 'no NEVER EVER!'
MAF 'mokay ALRIGHT OK I'M MIS-REMEMBERING'
LEE 'YOU DO TALK CRAP SOMETIMES I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME. THAT'S THE WAY IT COMES OUT IN LIKE THE SNUG FANS BLOG THAT I JUST TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH BUT YOU DO. I THINK SHE'S EDITING YOU IN A BETTER LIGHT'
MAF 'DON'T FORGET TO MISQUOTE HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE TALKS A LOT OF GIBBERISH, MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT IN AS "I TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH"
LEE 'HUH?'
MAF 'I'M JUST EDITING'
LEE 'YA I KNOW YOU ARE'
MAF 'SHE'LL LISTEN BACK AND GO AH RIGHT I MUST REMEMBER TO MISQUOTE LEE SO HE SOUNDS STUPID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY IT TAKES THE SNUG FANS BLOG SO LONG TO GO UP YOU'VE GOT TO PROOF READ IT. "NO TAKE THAT OUT I SOUND STUPID. GIVE LEE THAT QUOTE"
MAF 'I'VE NEVER HAD TO DO THAT BUT I EDIT IT TO MAKE YOU SOUND MORE STUPID'
LEE 'MORE STUPID?'
MAF 'I DON'T EDIT IT TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK LESS STUPID'
LEE 'DON'T YOU?'
MAF 'I AM JUST NATURALLY LESS STUPID'
LEE 'NATURALLY LESS STUPID THAN WHO?'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA'
LEE 'OH YA'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'FACE BOVERED? ONTARIO. OH DEAR ME
MAF 'BRITISH COLUMBIA'

MAF 'I LIKE AN INTIMATE AUDIENCE THOUGH'
LEE 'I'LL GET THEM TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF THEN'

MAF 'WE STILL LOVE TAMARA THOUGH WHO THINKS WE DON'T LOVE HER NOW'
LEE 'WHY'
MAF 'BECAUSE WHEN EVER CINDY APPEARS YOU GO MAD LIKE A SEX MANIAC'
LEE 'NO IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S NEW.'
MAF 'IS THAT WHAT IT IS?'
LEE 'THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN SOMEBODY TAKES OVER CINDYB'

MAF 'YOU PLAY WITH YOUR ORGAN PRETTY WELL'
LEE 'DON'T I, TWO HANDS AS WELL.'

LEE 'GIRL ON GIRL ACTION AND I'M WATCH BLOODY ERR ERRR GRRR'
MAF 'YOU'RE WATCHING WHAT?'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW! SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT'

MAF
'YOU DON'T HEAR THEM MLAB MLAB MLA ANYMORE DO YA?'
'I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY TILL YOU SENT ME THE VIDEO'
'ALL HATE MAIL TO LEE'
'CRAP AREN'T YA?'
'IF THE PICTURES DON'T DO IT JUSTICE, IT STILL LOOKS LIKE CRAP'
'IN FACT FLUFFY'S A CHEMIST, DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'LL HELP BUT SHE'LL KNOW'
'THAT'S THE PROBLEM THAT'S THOUGH ISN'T IT, THAT'S THE PROBLEM AS AS AMLYAMLYAMM' (some sound effects are hard to spell)
'IT HELPS ME TALK TO GIRLS......NOT'
'YA BUT SHE'S AMERICAN...IN A NICE WAY!'
'THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE DOLLAR POUNDS'
'THERE'S EITHER A SPIRIT FLOATING BEHIND HER OR SHE'S HAVING A FAG'
'RUNS TWENTY FOUR SEVEN EXCEPT WHEN IT'S NOT'
'SHE'S OUR TOUR MANAGER NOT WHORE MANAGER'
'SHE'S AS DARK AS THEY COME'
'I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE... ER PLAY FRANKENFURTER'
'IT'S TIME TO GO TOO MUCH BARE FLESH'
'OH JINKIES SCOOBY'

LEE
'I'VE TURNED YOU UP AND ME UP'
'SINGLE WHITE SCOPY'
'WON'T LET ME VIEW HER VEBCAM'
'I CAN'T TALK WHEN I SEE MY OWN REFLECTION'
'I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WIN A COUPLE OF MILLION YA DIV'
'ALL MY GREY MATTER SPLASHING AROUND THE INFINITY POOL OF MY BRAIN'
'WOW YA YOU COULD FILL IT WITH BIOLOGICALS WOW IT'S COOL WHAT A GREAT IDEA MAN'
'I TALK A LOT OF GIBBERISH'
'OUR TAMARA-PEDIA GOT IT THERE FOR US'
'A WIKI-DONALD'
'WELL SHE'S FAR MORE PERVY THEN SHE LETS ON'
'DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM CHINA' (I think at this point that is impossible)
'WHEN WE'RE BOTH IN THE DOCK IT'LL JUST BE ME.'
'I'LL SHOW YOU YOURS YOU BETTER SHOW ME MINE'
'SHE'S AT HOME AND SHE'S IN JAIL'
'THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE SHOW SO EXCITING WHEN WE DON'T TALK'
'I THINK CINDYB IS HAVING AN EARTH QUAKE'
'I SPENT TWO WEEKS GROWING SOME FLUFFY ON MY FACE'
'I THINK HE FEELS HIS LOINS ARE ALIVE NOW THAT AUDREY'S IN HIS LIFE'
'ALRIGHT THERE'S ONLY ONE E IN LEE'
'I'M REALLY BEING SUCKED INTO CINDYB'S WEB CAM.'