May 10th
Show153
Podcast66


This week on Scopy says?
He reads a poem dedicated to Audrey. Ah love is in the air, sounds like he's twitterpated.
Steve gives an update on his inposter. He is Audrey’s ex-boyfriend Phillip. Steve pulled a few strings and now Phil is in a secure mental health facility. Let’s hope he gets the help he so badly needs.
Steve end his intro being mean to Lee by saying “now on with the show, here they are; Maf and his fat mate Lee”

And with that the show starts.

HAPPY BELATED TO THE SNUG
3 YEARS BROADCASTING!
Three years ago the guys had just seen Shawn of the Dead.
There are listeners that started listening three years ago! Fluffy and Gareth. Anyone else? Speak up!
Fluffy still needs a show dedicated to her. It has been her three year Snug-aversary!
I send in a mychingo in Lue of a present.
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Lee suffers from tech. challenges. He’s learning new software. It takes him a while to sort himself out. (The whole two hours actually)


SCOPY SOAPY
Previously on the Scopy Soap
Audrey called to thank Scopy Steve for “an enchanting evening”. She apologizes for the 'little accident haha'. We still don’t know what that was about.
The 'real SS' left a message, like a jealous lover. We hear what sounds like a gun going off and a thud. So the inposter is dead.....or is he?

The story continues with Audrey leaving a message. It turns out the inposter is her Ex boyfriend Phillip. He’s not really dead but has been taken away to a mental hospital.

Audrey reaches out to Cindy, Fluffy and I. She wants to join our Snug Girl’s Fan Club.

To be continued....




There are murmurs about the Fluffy and Tamara show starting up again. Maf and Lee point out that if Audrey joins us it would be called the FAT show and I pipe up and say if CindyB joins the show it would be the FACT show. So when ever you’re ready Fluffy. Let us know Cindy and Audrey if you want to take part.

I ask a dumb question. They roll their eyes at me.... I’m not a techy computer doobery kind of person.

They have been invited to Bermuda by Jackie but rightly realize they owe me a visit first!

LEE WAS GOB SMACKED at work. He gets into verbal fisticuffs with the mum of a disabled girl. What started as a mini rant got bigger and bigger till Maf distract Lee with another topic.

Fluffy, Audrey, Cindy, Tamara - Scopy’s Angels - Crime fighters.

Maf’s writing a book - “The Something Something and the Curse of the Evil Something”. Or something like that.

TUNE TIME - Chris DeBurgh - Don't Pay the Ferryman

Lee does a David Gest impression. Constantly through the show. Constantly...... A joke is made about David Gest having sex with me! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Maf mentions me mentioning last week’s collective sigh. I wondered if it was going to be a new spot.
They then decide to have a weekly “PLEBWWWWAAA” They challenged me to spell it so that’s my best guess.

Maf was perving at young woman in the pub last weekend.

Lee plays Marcel Marso cd. Trapped in a Box and Walking Against the Wind.

New listener Ian! WELCOME!


No Fluffy in the chat room, Gareth goes to bed early and I am alone in the chat room... till HQ and CindyB arrive.

HARIKAROKE They ask us to go to their webpage and email them with a word. I sent in Tasty but Lee didn’t find anything with Tasty in it. Lee tries and tries to get a song, any song to work.
They did try to sing Letters to America - Proclaimers (not mentioned in their Snug notes)
They end up singing Olivers Army - Elvis Costello

Maf saw this car - really cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tatra_T87.jpg

Ian sent in photos from his pizza box pin up days. Hey Maf why were the photos not posted to Flicker? I just found it in the Snug Blog but still it should make it’s way to Flicker.

Maf chats about Prison Break. They express their dislikes for tattoos and smoking. (Don’t tat don’t smoke what do ya do don’t tat don’t smoke what do ya do? Subtle innuendos follow there must be something inside)

Being smart ass of the week I say they should let the new listener know they are usually more ‘on’ then this. They are offended of course.

CindyB is in the house! The fellas try to scare her by telling her someone is behind her. She looks.

TUNE TIME - The Drunken Scotsman

CindyB is abusing a baby doll on her webcam. Freaks the guys out!

TAMARA SINGS - Heart of Gold - Neil Young

I had to stop listening at this point. My friend arrived early to help me with my taxes. *sigh* Most people know Thursdays are sacred but she was doing me a favor so I had to go.

People are panicking! China can shoot down satellites. Scary biscuits!

Meandering end of the show chit chat.
And with that Rinky Dink Panther the show ends for another week.
Good-night!

QUOTES

LEE ‘ME MOUSE IS STUCK IN A DIFFERENT MONITOR’
MAF ‘BRING IT ACROSS TO THE LEFT’
LEE ‘TO THE LEFT? AHHH I’M PULLING IT THIS WAY’
MAF ‘THAT’S THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH HAVING A MONITOR THAT’S ON THE LEFT, VIRTUALLY ON THE RIGHT OR VICE VERSA’

MAF ‘IT JUST GETS MORE AND MORE SURREAL IT REALLY DOES’
LEE ‘WOW THE SNUG GIRL’S FAN CLUB’
MAF ‘IT’S LIKE A LITTLE SOAP OPERA THAT WE’VE GOT NO CONTROL OVER WHAT SO EVER. THINGS HAPPEN DURING THE WEEK AND WE COME BACK AND GO ‘EH WHAT’S GOING ON?’
LEE ‘I THINK PROBABLY IN THE WEEK THIS WEEK THEY’RE GOING TO GO TO FLUFFY’S AND HAVE A PAJAMA PARTY OR SOMETHING.’
MAF ‘WHO KNOWS’
LEE ‘OHHWAAAA’



LEE ‘IT’S FLICKING OFF YES. IT’S FLICKING ME OFF!
'SCOPY'S ANGELS, SO YOU GOT FLUFFY, YOU'VE GOT AUDREY, TAMARA AND CINDY. SCOPY'S ANGELS'
MAF 'AND THEY'RE CALLED F.A.C.T. AND THEY ALL FIGHT CRIME'
LEE 'YES CINDY ANALYZE IT '
MAF 'SHE'S THE ANALYTICAL ONE'
LEE 'UMM TAMARA STICKS SPOTS ON IT'
MAF 'OR MAGNETS AND FLUFFY CHEMISTS IT'
LEE 'SHE MAKES ALL THE DRUGS TO COUNTER ACT IT'
MAF 'AND AUDREY RUNS OVER IT WITH HER WHEEL CHAIR'
LEE 'YA IT'S GREAT I CAN SEE THE LOGO AND EVERYTHING'


LEE 'YOU'VE NEVER SEEN DAVID GEST AND ME IN THE SAME ROOM WE COULD BE THE SAME PERSON'
MAF 'GRANTED I'VE SEEN HIM ON TELLY AND THOUGHT OHH HE LOOKS LIKE LEE WITH HIS FREAKY FACE AND HIS BALD HEAD AND HIS I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO LIZA MANLEY LOOKS'
LEE 'AND DODGY FACIAL HAIR HI I'M DAVID GEST THAT'S HOW HE TALKS'
MAF 'YOU SOUNDED LESS LIKE YOU THAT TIME'
LEE 'REALLY?'
MAF 'YES I THINK IT WAS THE DEEPNESS, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR GIRLY GIGGLE '
LEE 'HEE HEE HEE I CAN'T DO THEM AT THE SAME TIME'
MAF 'WHAT DAVID GEST'S GIRLISH GIGGLE?'
LEE 'YA OHH THAT COULD BE A NEW SLOT COULDN'T IT'
MAF 'HAHA WHAT?! WHAT LIKE THE COLLECTIVE SIGH?'
LEE 'TUNE IN AT FIVE MINS PAST TEN TO HEAR DAVID GEST'S GIRLISH GIGGLE'


MAF 'WHAT DOES TAMARA SOUND LIKE IN DAVID GEST-IZE?'
LEE 'OH GOSH DAVID GEST DOING TAMARA, THERE'S A VIDEO'
MAF 'OH EWWWW I'M SURE TAMARA WILL BE SCREAM...' (LEE CUTS MAF OFF)
LEE 'OH YA I USE TO BE MARRIED TO LIZA MENELLY YOU KNOW TAMARA. UH HUH YA BABY'
MAF 'OH RIGHT HE'S TURNED INTO AUSTIN POWERS'


LEE ‘CAN YOU SAY THAT MAILBOX DOESN’T IT NEED TO BE’
MAF ‘PERSON BOX’
LEE ‘PERSON BOX YA’
MAF ‘UH AND CANADA WANTS TO KNOW IF...AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, I UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION, I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE’S ASKING SHE SAYS “IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE THE SHOW SENT TO ME SO I CAN OPEN IT IN AUDACITY?” ERMM’
LEE ‘DOWNLOAD THE SHOW’
MAF ‘YA I THOUGH SHE GOT THE PODCAST AND DOWNLOADED THE PODCAST’
LEE ‘USE YOUR INITIATIVE, YOU’RE A BRIGHT LASS’

MAF 'DON'T PEAK TOO SOON, OH I'LL BET YOU'RE ALWAYS HEARING THAT'
LEE 'YA YOU DO SOUND LIKE THE WIFE NOW. STOP IT. IT IS LIKE BEING AT HOME GO ON NAG ME'

CINDYB 'HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ME LIKE I DO FOR YOU AND YOUR SPIDER THING?'
MAF 'DID YOU SEE THAT?'
LEE 'YA BUT WE DON'T SMOKE THEM'
MAF 'THEY'RE DIFFICULT AND WON'T STAY IN THE PAPER'


MAF 'SHE SENT US A SPIDER CROSSWORD'
LEE 'I THOUGHT I SPIED A CROSSWORD'
MAF 'OH OHHH OHHH'




MAF
‘LAST WEEK IT WAS THE SNUG FAN’S BLOG MAKING YOU LOOK STUPID, THIS WEEK IT’S SCOPY’
‘I DON’T KNOW WHAT ARE PLANS WERE OR ARE WE JUST CARRY ON’
‘IT’S OUR PODCAST AUDIENCE THAT KEEP US GOING...AND THE QUALITY OF OUR LIVE LISTENERS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT KEEPS US GOING JUST BEFORE THEY GET GRUMPY’
‘BECAUSE THAT HELLO THE FIRST SYLLABLE OR TWO SOUNDS VERY CANADIAN TO ME’
‘SHE CLAIMS IT’S NOT HER’
'YOU'VE GONE OVER THAT RANT PEAK AND NOW YOU’RE RANTING DOWN THE OTHER SIDE AND YOU’RE BREAKS HAVE FAILED AND SCOPY'S AT THE BOTTOM GOING "NO NO STOP"
'I'M TRYING TO FIND A TITLE FOR MY BOOK, IT'S SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THE CURSE OF SOMETHING'
‘IT’S QUITE SCARY HOW MUCH FUN YOU’RE HAVING WITH THAT PIECE OF SOFTWARE’
'OH PLEASE DON'T LET LEE DO THE WHOLE VOICE IN THAT SHOW'
'I WAS INITIALLY ATTRACTED TO ANGIE'S BOOTS'
'NOW I KNOW WHAT HER AGE IS SHE LOOKS BAD'
'IT WAS REALLY WEIRD BUT I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT HER IN SEXUAL TERMS BECAUSE SHE'S NOT SHE WASN'T BUT HER FACE WAS SO ENTRANCING'
‘YOU’VE GOT NO CONTROL IT JUST STREAMS AT YOU, THAT’S STREAMS NOT SCREAMS’
'YES SOMETIME NO BUT YES'
'I'LL BE LIKE YAY... GOLD'
'I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S EQUATING HER SMOKING WITH OUR SPIDER THING CAUSE WE'RE SCARED OF SPIDERS, IS SHE SCARED OF CIGARETS? IF SHE'S AS SCARED OF CIGARET AS WE ARE OF SPIDERS, WHAT'S SHE PUTTING THEM IN HER MOUTH FOR?'


LEE
‘IF WE GOT MORE OF THEM I’D BE EVEN MORE TOUCHED, I’D BE TOUCHING MYSELF ALL NIGHT’
‘OH MY GOD I’VE BROKEN THE PLAYER’
'WE FILL THE WHOLE TWO HOURS WITH SIGHS, FARTS, DRIBBLES, SNORES , SNORTS.'
'DO YOU FEEL BETTER BRINGING THAT UP THEN? WIPE YOUR CHIN'
'I WON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT YOU PERVING SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE YOUNG GIRLS'
‘WE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN QUADRUPLICATE. IS THAT A WORD? TRIPLICATE PLUS ONE’
'I NEARLY WENT INTO HIM THEN'
'IT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE DAVID GEST BUT THAT'S HOW HE SOUNDS IN MY HEAD...KNOB'
'CINDYB'S IN THE HOUSE LET'S START FAWNING'