January 3rd 2008
Show 182
Podcast 97

And the show's off to a great start with a dig at Cindy not getting British humour. Which makes me think, she must get it to some extent, as she wouldn't keep listening! Now somehow, this conversation manages to get on to sound activated vibrators.... you'll have to listen to find out just how...

Tripple certified honduran coffee.... what the certificates are we're not quite sure.

{Tamara here - everyone in the chatroom has bizzare names and I got picked on because I didn't. So I changed my name to ohwa_tygoo_seye_am (oh what a goose I am!) did no one else do that as a kid?}

Maf lets us in on his Soaplike Christmas saga... Families eh! *roll*
{T says - Maf you are welcome to come stay next christmas! We are not fancy at all but you are welcome.}

Lee's New years eve was almost as exciting, when he tries to kill someone!

Tamara plans to take over the world... mwahahahahaha!!!

{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} Extra special this weeks silence: first of 2008... savour it peeps.

Lee asks to see my balls, so I oblige... reluctantly.

Tune time: Bruce Springstein - Girls in their summer clothes.

Unusual names: Lee had a book for Christmas full of unusual real names, there is much mirth as Lee reads some (lots) out.

Chris the Vampire from the flikr page emails in asking for a Whitney track...

Tune time: Whitney Huston - I'm your baby tonight.

Harikaraoke: Big in Japan - Alphaville.

More coffee chat

Lots more Wii jokes, not as funny when you can't see the webcams (another reason to listen live pod cast people)

Cindy's playing Naked twister - T's on top of Maf, and Cindys on top of Lee.

Skype time: Chris and Chloe get a call, sounds like it makes Chloes night.... bless! :D

Update on the Twister - I'm on top of everyone... woohoo!!

Chris steps up to the plate and skypes the show back (we can't understand him, but well done mate!)

Tamara sings: Jonathan Coulton - You ruined everything.

I'm now on top of Lee and Tamara, Maf's on top of Cindy, underneath the rest of us .... :))

The return of Ask uncle Maf: Cindy needs some teenage girl advice.

And thus the first show of 2008 ends not with a bang or a whimper but with a flick of the pink tail.
GOOD BLOODY NIGHT {{can't believe I was up doing the quotes section till 2am! whoa! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz}}
LEE 'SHE'S HAVING IT LARGE IS SHE?'
MAF 'SHE CERTAINLY IS'
LEE 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

MAF 'I BELIEVE YOU NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS EVE'
LEE 'WELL NOT NEARLY'
MAF 'YOU DID?!'

MAF 'OH LOOK THERE'S FLUFFY'S BALLS'
LEE 'HOLD ON HOLD ON. OH WOW THAT'S REALLY NICE. ALRIGHT I'LL SHOW YOU MINE NOW'
MAF 'AURGHHHHHH! MY EYES'

MAF 'BUT THEY LEFT THAT BIT IN, ON PURPOSE'
LEE 'SO THERE'S A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW OOOOOOHH'
MAF 'YES THERE IS A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW AND I'M NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO KNOW'
LEE 'I AM'

MAF 'AND IF WE SAY THINGS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THEY STAY SAID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY THERE'S A FATWA ON US'
MAF 'OH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN!'

Maf
'Do you want some of this frogspawn come juice'
'When we say ring us or email us with your requests, we really mean don't'
'Strangers in the night... exchanging caffeine'
'THE PROFESSIONALISM, IT'S STILL WITH US IN 2008'
'STARTS WITH "THAT" AND ENDS WITH "ODD"'
'IT'S WORTH A LISTEN TO JUST TO HEAR HOW MUCH PISS TAKING THOSE GIRLS DO WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER'
'CINDY IS NOW IN ON THE INU-ENDING'
'EWW IT'S LIKE DRINKING A SPITTOON'
'AND YA IT WAS EWWW'
'I'VE ONLY BEEN POORLY WITH A COLD, NOT DRINKING SUSPICIOUS FLUIDS'
'I NEARLY WENT INTO INNUENDOING'
'THEY'RE TOO BUSY LAUGH TO BLOODLY CHATROOM'
'IT'S A GIRL WITH A BIG HUSBAND WHO'LL KILL ME' {I sure have given a strange impression of James LOL}
'I KNEW I WAS TABOGGANING...AND I KNEW IT WAS COLD AS WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION'
'SHE'S SHOWING THE COUNTRIES SHE'S GOING TO DOMINATE IN HER DOMINATRICES FASHION'
'I WISH FLUFFY LOOKED HAPPIER LISTENING TO ME TALK'
'REALLY TRUE NAMES THAT ARE TRUE'
'NOT EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS'
'WHAT REALITY ARE WE IN'
'YOU'RE GOING TO DRUM I WENT FOR BELL'
'WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S COMING FROM BOTH ENDS'
'I'VE GOT A COD PIECE ANYWAY AND IT GOES ON AT THE DROP OF A HAT'
'I WAS BOOTED FOR MR.HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO'
'SO YOU'LL BE HAVING SEX WITH ME THEN. HAHAAHAA I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOKED AT YOU THEN'
'I WAS TRYING TO PICTURE EVERY GIRL I KNOW THAT I'D A CYCLING ACCIDENT WITH OR THAT SORT OF THING'
'I WAS SAD WHEN FREDDY MERCURY DIED BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE STREET WAILING'


Lee
'Go ahead throw something at me big boy'
'Free trade hippopotamus shite'
'A new game from Nintendo... Wii silly buggers'
'I'D LIKE TO REMARK HOW BIG FLUFFY IS'
'GO ON LICK YOUR SNOT'
'I'LL GIVE YOU NUNCHUCK'
'SHOW US YOUR CHRISTMAS BUSH LOVE'
'I SAW A JACK RUSTLE CRUSHED BY A PALLET OF FRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE ONCE'
'WOW DOESN'T CINDYB LOOK VIBRANT'
'LIKE AN OX HAVING A BABY'
'I'D TWANG HER'
'WE'VE GOT A CANADIAN LISTENER IN UHH WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?'
'HOW CAN YOU SAY NAKED TWISTER AND SAY RESPECTIVELY?'
'CAN I HAVE A SEPARATE STUDIO NEXT WEEK PLEASE'
'I'LL GO TO K NEXT. DON'T NOW WHY I STARTED AT J'


Cindy
'Talk to me like a scottish person, Monkey boy!'