Groove in with a jazzy Green Onions
...And the show starts with ARRGGHHH's and HARHAR's. It's two days after TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Fluffy has dressed up for the occasion, in pirate garb, tri-cornered hat, eye patch, and even a parrot with it's own hat. Fluffy dressed up instead of sending in an MP3 {{I think there should be a photo posted on the snug site, even turned into a mug for next year's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY}} (I don't think so! :oP) I sent in an MP3, which is played later in the show.
No Lee tonight, Pirate Dave fills Lee's boots (I wonder what he ends up filling them with)
Maf has to pause the show while he picks candy out of his teeth. (who's Candy?)
Maf anticipates sound issues because Pirate Dave is not Lee, and Maf is controlling two computers.
Cindy 'B', a new listener. Come join us in the chatroom and or forum. Maf's never heard of 'bread stuffing'. Really? Weird...(Me either, I've heard of bread sauce though :oS)
Dirty Dog sends the guys a "Happy talk like a pirate day"
Maf moans about his finances, they sound as complicated as Rocket Science.
Pirate Dave continues to moan about his manflu.
Tune time, go read Maf's blog the info's there. You should have already read it by now!
Pirate Laws (again you can find the link on Maf's blog, I am feeling lazy)
The Snug forum has been noticed by Radio god Maf. There has been a pirate/ninja debate lately. Forum god Gareth is on the Ninja side, forum posters be warned. Maf believes in the fighting aspect Ninjas win, fun aspect the Pirates win.
Maf found a Pirates vs Ninjas films. He's not watched it but thinks it looks good. Maf's blog...go read...
Dave thinks there is going to be a silence but instead gets a ~you're not Lee~ speech. (Have a look on the forum for a disscusion about Lee and Dave sounding a lot alike)
[[[[[In the chatroom I ask my fellow chatters if Dave called John Candy an American, and was told {I think} that he did say he was American. I did threaten to give him a really hard slap for all of Canada. I am stating here that I owe Dave an apology he did NOT call John Candy and American, I was given false information. But I have heard rumors Pirate Dave has weapons of mass destruction....]]]]]]
Forum Ninja god threat "THE QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK IS THIS; CAN ANY OF THE PIRATES ON THE FORUM ACTUALLY MAKE AN ENTIRE FORUM VANISH LIKE A NINJA"
This link is NOT in Maf blog but he makes mention of puzzlepirates.com
Maf talks about computer games and Dave is bored. I guess he doesn't like games.
Pirate Dave had loads of excuses for not listening the last two weeks.
More complaints about Maf's webcam. I think what he sees on his screen is different than what other people see.
Mrs. Lee was listening to the show.
Puppy was missed in the chatroom.
________________________________________________________(about ______________________________________________________1/2 way)
Fluffys turn...............
Well I start part 2 of the blog with Dave worrying about not ringing the bell enough..... you've got to be funny to ring the bell Dave :oP
Some more pirate chat - must be for some special reason or something! :oD Pirates on wife swap and a few on youtube too - go look!
Maf tells us some karaoke tales, people singing like americans when they're not, and about Roy who sings in Scouse - funny really, he IS a Scouser! We hear a few snippets from the weekends Karaoke session.
Dave whines a bit more about his manflu again, this leads to some pondering on the meaning of manchild, manhandle and man words like that.
The whistley song gets played again - dunno who it's by, they keep saying but I keep missing it :o$. Then we have loads more 'songs you know but don't know what they're called'
Tami plays banjo (on the webcam! She's talented! :oD ) Dave has a go at winding T up - He's expecting a big Canadian slap!
Lee gets a ribbing about his lack of geetar playing (poor thing wasn't even there to defend himself! :oP )
Maf tells us about his bands, Nettie remembers the school concerts they played at. The band were called 'Liquid Crystal' and 'The Love Gods' - We need evidence of that stage costume Maf!
Maf chats some more.... Dave sounds bored.
Tune - The Pipettes (can't remember the name of the song sorry)
Dave tells a bloke joke 8-|
*A perfectly formed Snug silence* (Been practising guys?)
Another Tune - Mandy Stickleberg (sp?) - Getting over you.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Dave touched the equipment andd it's broked!!!!
Okay so they equipment has failes, time to get out the vynil...... we have - Non stop dancing 69, Hammond a go-go, amongst a few others icnluding some great supermarket/lift music.
Tamara jokes like a pirate - Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr Haaaarrrrrrrrr
Then T sings Luca by Suzanne Vega - Fantastic job T, I love that song!
A big 'ello to pirate wench Michelle (Daves better half ;o) )
Harikaraoke - I like Chinese by Monty Python
And here endeth my part of the blog.
MAF
"AND IT'S PODCAST ONE...ONE?...ONE?...NOT ONE AT ALL"
"WHAT A SHOW..... WE'RE GOING TO DO... HAVE"
"SHE NEEDS A JOLLY ROGER"
"I'VE TURNED ME UP A BIT AND YOU DOWN A BIT"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FEMALE PIRATE EQUIVALENT OF WHAT WENCHING IS, WHAT'S A MALE WENCH?"
"LET ME SEE IF THERE'S ANYMORE JUST BEFORE I GO OFF HERE"
"PARROTS DON'T FLING THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE"
"PIRATE NINJA DEATH MATCH"
"IT'S JUST SEEMS WRONG...IT'S JUST WRONG... SNEAKING AROUND...IT ALL SEEMS A BIT SNEAKY TO ME AND A BIT UNDERHANDED THERE'S NOTHING AS TRUE AND AS HONEST AS A PIRATE"
"WE'LL SWASH YOUR BUCKLES"
"SEEN NORMALLY WHEN I STOP LEE TALKS"
"MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CREDIT MAYBE"
"I'M NOT ASSED"
'I had a girlfriend once'
'I had women trying to rip my codpiece off'
DAVE
"I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF SNIFFLES A TOUCH OF MANFLU TONIGHT"
"PIRATE FLU IT'S THE WORST FLU YOU CAN GET"
"BUT WE'RE STILL TALKING...JUST ABOUT"
"I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE YOUR BAFFLE BOARD IS IN THE WAY"
"DA DA DA DA DUN DA DUN DOTE DA DOTE DA DOE DON'T WORRY THAT'S AS BAD AS IT GETS"
"OH I NEARLY WENT INTO SUPERCALFRAGILISTIC THERE"
"YOU'VE GOT SOFT HANDS TONIGHT MAF, YOU CERTAINLY .....! IS THAT YOUR HAND IS IT?"
"SHOULD I PULL BACK A BIT?"
"I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING PEAKING NOT PEAKING, BROADBAND"
"SO I I I'VE GOTTA, WUHEEEENT, HANG ON, YAY! THAT'S BETTER!"
"I KEEP SPEAKING TO YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND HEADPHONES"
"CROWSHOW. CROWSHOW? CROCHET "
'Stuffing Cindy's baps'
'Parrot flu'
'I'm just playing second fiddle'
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Green Onions as per usual and a quieter start than usual. Maf's mic seems be turned off. Green Onions a second time around and Maf is still on the quiet side. Sound gets sorted and on with the show.
I see a weird puppet doll on Maf's webcam. I see a face with crazy hair but when Maf makes his webcam bigger it looks like a white disk with 3 black holes. Maf finds it weird that I see a puppet because his new hobby is/will be puppets. The weird face is Maf's Halloween mask. Lee wanted to show it off in his cam but no one is watching.
Bipolar is not schizophrenia it is a condition previously known as manic depressive. Check out bipolar and schizophrenia out in Wiki....
Maf tells us about his fear of spiders, complete with suspenceful music in the back ground. Listen for a great 'Hover' impression. Maf is guilty of spider-cide. It is spider season. Lee admits to fearing spiders too. Lee's got a critter in his loft, sounds as big as a cat or big squirrel with boots on. Some Lost references involving someone pressing "the button" in Lee's attic.
Maf calls Fluffy 'a guest in the chatroom', now really she's be around long enough that she should be considered family don't you think?
Stay tuned for the 10:00 spot. The man who swallowed gold fish.
Lee spouts some silly jokes.
Puppy still has not sent in a Puppy sings yet. He has a good excuse, he's looking for a new home. Hope it's going well for you Pup. The guys wonder where the word bungalow comes from, and I found the answer. Bungalow; a type of single story house. The word derives from the Hindi word; bangle from 1667. It literally means a house done in the "Bengal style". They are traditionally small, one story, thatched with a wide veranda. There you go, lesson over.
I sent my "Talk like a pirate day" recording early! Hopefully there will be other entries.
All week Lee's been thinking about Colonic Irrigation.
Lee starts telling a joke...he starts...stumbles...continues but what the heck is he talking about? Not Lee's best delivery...and the punch line stumbles out... (sorry Lee but OMG, you should have bailed out before the crash) But he does make a comeback with a pretty good knock knock joke.
Maf has discovered some pretty funky music. Go check out the Snug Radio Blog for links.
Lee tells us about a Twilight stylee movie.
Bit of chit chat about the US new autumn TV lineup.
A variety of The Twink's music. And then some whistling music which is contagious and easy to whistle along with. And then Benny Hill music. Snug TV ideas are discussed.
Maf does not remember saying many of the things I quoted from last week.
Back to spider talk and a baby who tried to eat a deadly spider.
A chat about a movie Maf watched about the history of x-rated films. He was interested in the HISTORY of the piece, yes yes the HISTORY..........................................................The discussion is complete with cheesy 70's porn soundtrack music. "it was a very informative film"
10:15 {{{{THE BIG 10:00 SPOT}}}} Lee's story about the man eating fish...Nathan from east Bourne had been out with friends on Sat night, they got back to his mates house, they had lots to drink. His friend bets him he wouldn't eat a live goldfish. He waggles it and drops it into his mouth and swallowed it. His mate said the other goldfish would be lonely, so he ate it. He made a big 1 pound and threw up many times in the night. Some poor little girl woke up to her pet goldfish gone. :o( Lee played Love Like a River by Climie Fisher for Nathan.
Last week's big 10:00 news was....Fluffy posted a blog!!!....I knew that, that's not news to me. :op
Bit of Snug reminiscing.
Fluffy tells us about a spooky beyond the grave phone call.
Lee asks Maf what he wants people to say about him after he is dead. Lee's is "he's moving he's moving my god he's moving" Maf wants the sort of funeral that lots of people to say "I listened to his show" "I knew him when" and have Elton John play candle in the wind. Send in your "what do you want people to say about you after you die"
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
Tamara Sings songs on the Snug - Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
Snug Radio over flows with so many ideas they can't focus on any one thing. Maf doesn't want to learn stuff, he wants to be able to download things into the back of his head.
Maf remembers a Twilight Zone episode about stopping time.
Next week's BIG 10:00 spot is Lee's joke.m (uummmm Lee's not going to be in the next show...is that the joke? LOL)
Harikaraoke and with that the show ends.
I here by certify that this blog was written on Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARGHHHHH Mateys, Snug Radio will be celbrating it next week's show. I was going to record a "Talk like a pirate day" video but sadly it just didn't happen... :o(
I'm not Tamara but this is the end of this week's blog.
Tamara ;o)
MAF
"CAUSE I'VE BAFFLED THE MIXER I CAN TALK IN THIS END AND IT'S NOT THAT LOUD NOW"
"NOTHING LIKE A SWIFT FOXING"
"IT THE ANTI-MIX THING"
"DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE GOOD DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE ACTION PACKED WE'VE JUST GOT A SHOW"
"BY GOLLY IT'S MADE MY FACE FEEL HOT"
"YOU KNOW ME AND OUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS, WE DON'T GET ALONG"
"I'M KINDA ANNOYED BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BETTER"
"I ONLY KILL THE BIG ONES CAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO GET NEAR THEM"
"I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT, FUCK IT. DEAD, OUT THE WINDOW"
"THE RUG'S QUITE BIG IT MUST HAVE MOVED REALLY REALLY QUICKLY"
"AND I AM NOW RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE SHOW BACKWARDS"
"THEY'RE THE PLINKY PLINK MUSIC"
"TAMARA LOVES IT WITH A CAPITAL LOVE"
"BREAKING WIND TV"
"I COULD DEFINITELY PICTURE SOMETHING BEING MOLDED IN CLAY AS YOU THERE."
"TAMARA'S THE ONLY ONE GETTING A PRIZE OUT OF MY BOX"
"YES MY CHEST OF DELIGHTS"
"WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THAT I WAS A BIT LIKE WHU? "
"WE SAY STUFF THAT'S JUST LIKE OH MY GOODNESS I DON'T REMEMBER THAT"
"I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD LISTEN BACK TO THE SHOW SOMETIME BUT HEARING IT ONCE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
"SEE NOW I'M EVEN CHECKING MY CUP FOR SPIDERS"
"LITTLE LEGS STICKING UP LIKE BLLLAAWW"
"HAIRY GUITAR?"
"BOWNBICITYBOWNBOWN"
"I'M NOT CLASSING THEM AS MUSIC BECAUSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEM"
"I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AND I NEED A WEE"
"I'M NOT SURE A PIPE UP YOUR BUM DOES THAT"
"I WANT TO DO SO MUCH STUFF THAT I CAN'T DO ANY ONE THING"
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO PHYCOANALYZE ME?"
"I'M NOT MAF"
LEE
"IT SHOULD BE A FUN FROLICIKEY MIX TONIGHT BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ALCOHOL"
"HE HAD A SMALL PERSON FROM THE CIRCUS"
"I'VE GOT A STORY ABOUT A MAN EATING GOLDFISH"
"WEBCAMS ON AND NOBODY'S LOOKING, TAMARA WANTS TO SEE ME"
"BIG SQUIRREL WITH BOOTS ON SIZE"
"INTIMATELY WE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES"
"IT'S QUITE FAR, HOW FAR AWAY IS IT?"
"MY WIFE CALLS HER THINGY A TWINK, SO I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW"
"I USUALLY TAKE NO NOTICE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS, BUT THAT...."
"RANDOM DIG IN YOUR CHEST"
"GOD WE DID TALK SOME SHIT LAST WEEK."
"WE'D HAVE TO DO IT IN TAXIS, I'M NOT RUNNING ANYWHERE"
"YA I'M QUITE HOT AND WETY UM SWEATY NOW"
"ONCE I HAVE MY IRRIGATION THERE'LL BE NOTHING THERE"
"WE'RE BACK TO YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS"
"YOUR TALKING ABOUT CLEVER EDITING AND SHIT AREN'T YOU?"
"YOU'VE GOT BOOKS THERE THAT CAN TEACH YOU DRIVE AND DETERMINATION BUT YOU WON'T READ THEM, IT'S A CATCH 22"
"AND I'M NOT LEE"
FLUFFY (VIA CHATROOM CHATTER THAT GETS PICKED UP BY THE FELLAS) "STOP THE SPIDER TALK OR I MIGHT BE FORCED TO SWITCH OFF"
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NURSES OUTFIT?"
I see a weird puppet doll on Maf's webcam. I see a face with crazy hair but when Maf makes his webcam bigger it looks like a white disk with 3 black holes. Maf finds it weird that I see a puppet because his new hobby is/will be puppets. The weird face is Maf's Halloween mask. Lee wanted to show it off in his cam but no one is watching.
Bipolar is not schizophrenia it is a condition previously known as manic depressive. Check out bipolar and schizophrenia out in Wiki....
Maf tells us about his fear of spiders, complete with suspenceful music in the back ground. Listen for a great 'Hover' impression. Maf is guilty of spider-cide. It is spider season. Lee admits to fearing spiders too. Lee's got a critter in his loft, sounds as big as a cat or big squirrel with boots on. Some Lost references involving someone pressing "the button" in Lee's attic.
Maf calls Fluffy 'a guest in the chatroom', now really she's be around long enough that she should be considered family don't you think?
Stay tuned for the 10:00 spot. The man who swallowed gold fish.
Lee spouts some silly jokes.
Puppy still has not sent in a Puppy sings yet. He has a good excuse, he's looking for a new home. Hope it's going well for you Pup. The guys wonder where the word bungalow comes from, and I found the answer. Bungalow; a type of single story house. The word derives from the Hindi word; bangle from 1667. It literally means a house done in the "Bengal style". They are traditionally small, one story, thatched with a wide veranda. There you go, lesson over.
I sent my "Talk like a pirate day" recording early! Hopefully there will be other entries.
All week Lee's been thinking about Colonic Irrigation.
Lee starts telling a joke...he starts...stumbles...continues but what the heck is he talking about? Not Lee's best delivery...and the punch line stumbles out... (sorry Lee but OMG, you should have bailed out before the crash) But he does make a comeback with a pretty good knock knock joke.
Maf has discovered some pretty funky music. Go check out the Snug Radio Blog for links.
Lee tells us about a Twilight stylee movie.
Bit of chit chat about the US new autumn TV lineup.
A variety of The Twink's music. And then some whistling music which is contagious and easy to whistle along with. And then Benny Hill music. Snug TV ideas are discussed.
Maf does not remember saying many of the things I quoted from last week.
Back to spider talk and a baby who tried to eat a deadly spider.
A chat about a movie Maf watched about the history of x-rated films. He was interested in the HISTORY of the piece, yes yes the HISTORY..........................................................The discussion is complete with cheesy 70's porn soundtrack music. "it was a very informative film"
10:15 {{{{THE BIG 10:00 SPOT}}}} Lee's story about the man eating fish...Nathan from east Bourne had been out with friends on Sat night, they got back to his mates house, they had lots to drink. His friend bets him he wouldn't eat a live goldfish. He waggles it and drops it into his mouth and swallowed it. His mate said the other goldfish would be lonely, so he ate it. He made a big 1 pound and threw up many times in the night. Some poor little girl woke up to her pet goldfish gone. :o( Lee played Love Like a River by Climie Fisher for Nathan.
Last week's big 10:00 news was....Fluffy posted a blog!!!....I knew that, that's not news to me. :op
Bit of Snug reminiscing.
Fluffy tells us about a spooky beyond the grave phone call.
Lee asks Maf what he wants people to say about him after he is dead. Lee's is "he's moving he's moving my god he's moving" Maf wants the sort of funeral that lots of people to say "I listened to his show" "I knew him when" and have Elton John play candle in the wind. Send in your "what do you want people to say about you after you die"
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
Tamara Sings songs on the Snug - Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
Snug Radio over flows with so many ideas they can't focus on any one thing. Maf doesn't want to learn stuff, he wants to be able to download things into the back of his head.
Maf remembers a Twilight Zone episode about stopping time.
Next week's BIG 10:00 spot is Lee's joke.m (uummmm Lee's not going to be in the next show...is that the joke? LOL)
Harikaraoke and with that the show ends.
I here by certify that this blog was written on Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARGHHHHH Mateys, Snug Radio will be celbrating it next week's show. I was going to record a "Talk like a pirate day" video but sadly it just didn't happen... :o(
I'm not Tamara but this is the end of this week's blog.
Tamara ;o)
MAF
"CAUSE I'VE BAFFLED THE MIXER I CAN TALK IN THIS END AND IT'S NOT THAT LOUD NOW"
"NOTHING LIKE A SWIFT FOXING"
"IT THE ANTI-MIX THING"
"DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE GOOD DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE ACTION PACKED WE'VE JUST GOT A SHOW"
"BY GOLLY IT'S MADE MY FACE FEEL HOT"
"YOU KNOW ME AND OUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS, WE DON'T GET ALONG"
"I'M KINDA ANNOYED BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BETTER"
"I ONLY KILL THE BIG ONES CAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO GET NEAR THEM"
"I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT, FUCK IT. DEAD, OUT THE WINDOW"
"THE RUG'S QUITE BIG IT MUST HAVE MOVED REALLY REALLY QUICKLY"
"AND I AM NOW RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE SHOW BACKWARDS"
"THEY'RE THE PLINKY PLINK MUSIC"
"TAMARA LOVES IT WITH A CAPITAL LOVE"
"BREAKING WIND TV"
"I COULD DEFINITELY PICTURE SOMETHING BEING MOLDED IN CLAY AS YOU THERE."
"TAMARA'S THE ONLY ONE GETTING A PRIZE OUT OF MY BOX"
"YES MY CHEST OF DELIGHTS"
"WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THAT I WAS A BIT LIKE WHU? "
"WE SAY STUFF THAT'S JUST LIKE OH MY GOODNESS I DON'T REMEMBER THAT"
"I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD LISTEN BACK TO THE SHOW SOMETIME BUT HEARING IT ONCE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
"SEE NOW I'M EVEN CHECKING MY CUP FOR SPIDERS"
"LITTLE LEGS STICKING UP LIKE BLLLAAWW"
"HAIRY GUITAR?"
"BOWNBICITYBOWNBOWN"
"I'M NOT CLASSING THEM AS MUSIC BECAUSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEM"
"I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AND I NEED A WEE"
"I'M NOT SURE A PIPE UP YOUR BUM DOES THAT"
"I WANT TO DO SO MUCH STUFF THAT I CAN'T DO ANY ONE THING"
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO PHYCOANALYZE ME?"
"I'M NOT MAF"
LEE
"IT SHOULD BE A FUN FROLICIKEY MIX TONIGHT BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ALCOHOL"
"HE HAD A SMALL PERSON FROM THE CIRCUS"
"I'VE GOT A STORY ABOUT A MAN EATING GOLDFISH"
"WEBCAMS ON AND NOBODY'S LOOKING, TAMARA WANTS TO SEE ME"
"BIG SQUIRREL WITH BOOTS ON SIZE"
"INTIMATELY WE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES"
"IT'S QUITE FAR, HOW FAR AWAY IS IT?"
"MY WIFE CALLS HER THINGY A TWINK, SO I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW"
"I USUALLY TAKE NO NOTICE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS, BUT THAT...."
"RANDOM DIG IN YOUR CHEST"
"GOD WE DID TALK SOME SHIT LAST WEEK."
"WE'D HAVE TO DO IT IN TAXIS, I'M NOT RUNNING ANYWHERE"
"YA I'M QUITE HOT AND WETY UM SWEATY NOW"
"ONCE I HAVE MY IRRIGATION THERE'LL BE NOTHING THERE"
"WE'RE BACK TO YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS"
"YOUR TALKING ABOUT CLEVER EDITING AND SHIT AREN'T YOU?"
"YOU'VE GOT BOOKS THERE THAT CAN TEACH YOU DRIVE AND DETERMINATION BUT YOU WON'T READ THEM, IT'S A CATCH 22"
"AND I'M NOT LEE"
FLUFFY (VIA CHATROOM CHATTER THAT GETS PICKED UP BY THE FELLAS) "STOP THE SPIDER TALK OR I MIGHT BE FORCED TO SWITCH OFF"
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NURSES OUTFIT?"
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
We begin with Maf getting caught up in Green Onions, it ends earlier than he expects but he quite enjoyed it.
It's show 122 podcast 35 and if you do the math that means it's September 7th.
It's almost hot coffee, wintry drinks for the Snug Show, not for the guys, just for the show.
Maf begins with an insult towards the people in the chatroom but changes the subject...he wimps out.
Lee's discovered 'garlic sauce' and a long discussion ensues about hot food and things stuck in ones teeth.
There has been a forum cull. If you sign up to the forum, POST SOMETHING, please. :)
Joke big news is going to be the big 10:00 thing!
Talk like a pirate day is coming up and Lee will not be in the show! He's going to catch it on podcast!
The live broad cast was having drop outs again this week BUT that doesn't matter to podcast listeners.
Go vote for the Snug on podcast alley! Go to the Snug website, you can win stuff!
Lee gets on the topic of Colonic irrigation... it does go on... sound effects ensue... The guys are looking for listener volunteers to record their colonic experience."The Snug, it always comes back to poo" Fluffy offers Lee her pressure washer.
A request for people to record messages for Talk Like a Pirate Day and send them to the Snug!
I get in 'trouble' for sending my song in 5 mins before the show. :op
Maf say "crikey" and the chatroom goes on to chat about the loss of The Crocodile Hunter.
Maf cut himself last week, pretty badly too.
I didn't know who Bill Nighy was but have since looked him and and completely recognize him now.
Maf is taking his lady to New York the end of November. He's so excited he can't sleep. Lee thinks Maf is brave to travel to the US at that time of year. Lee gets weirded out, seeing omens in everything. What will happen to THE SHOW when Maf goes to NY. Here's a run down on suggestions from the chatroom,[start an hour early and do two hours, do a Wed. show, start 2 hours early and end 2 hrs early (I ment to say start 2 hrs early and end 4 hours early, trying to be a smart ass ;O)] Of course Maf will be the decider in this matter.
A little tv nostalgia from Maf and Lee's childhood.
TUNE TIME (other wise know as chune chime) - Would you like to swing on a star. Part way the Skype phone rings, it turns out to be a call from the 'crush my 307' guy, Mark.
Stolen from digg
Vegetable deformer...go to the show notes to learn more.
weirdness...just as I bring up turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken the rooster clock goes and that means...
THE BIG 10:00 SPOT (drum roll ,,,,,,,)...........time goes by, Maf looks at his e-mail, then starts talking about Broadway shows........what is the 10:00 spot!?!?....time goes by, a musical tribute to the crocodile Hunter. ***SKYPE call*** oh wait not yet here's a link first, it's a really great site. www.songtapper.com Go have a play! A casual mention about no Fluffy and Tami show for awhile. (we have been subtly nagged Fluff) Then we hear about Lee's nephew who has had a bit of an accident, poor fella. ***SKYPE call*** Lee calls HQ and then calls me. Very cool, it's great to have a conference call. I think they forgot about the 10:00 thing that Maf promised...will it come up again? Will they remember the 10:: spot of 'joke BIG news' Stay tuned....
Gareth wants to have a forum Snug logo competition.
They are messing with Skype still.
Talk of ESP Toast, you don't eat it, you just know what it tastes like.
Tamara sing Fields of Gold, as per ordered by The Snug Gods and requested by Pirate Dave, who, by the way isn't in the chatroom :o( When are the guys going to sing along with me I wonder to myself. Puppy has promised to sing for next week. A bit of making fun of my backing tracks (it wasn't a midi file BTW)
The guys see James on my webcam, excitement ensues. "James is real!!!"
Rob is online! You may remember Rob who was a Skype call, turned listener, turned 'not listening because I am too busy', listener.
***SKYPE call*** to me briefly. Then Rob calls, he must have speakers rather than headphone/speakers because everything is repeated. It's been about a year ago that Rob was first Skyped.
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} "telegraphed" and a second {{{{{silence}}}}}
Previously on the Snug Maf has been building his shed. When I heard shed I was thinking tool shed size, small, much smaller then Maf's actual shed. I'm looking forward to photos. It sounds like a small house.
Harikaraoke 1. Not sure...
2. Blue Moon - Great job by the way guys!
And it ends with POO...
I've been Tamara and this has been my version of the events which transpired Thursday Sept. 7th on The Snug.
P.S. No the 10:00 fake BIG news never happened.
T
QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S MY BI-SHOW-LICK CALENDAR" Maf can correct the spelling.
"WE'VE NOT OPENED THE JAM YET BUT AS SOON AS IT FLOWS WE'LL PACK IT IN"
"I DON'T LIKE ASS BURNING FOOD"
"ME NOSE IS CLEAR, ME ASS IS RUNNING"
"IF YOU'VE GOT...IF BLAP-SKIP-BOO!"
"THE SECOND SNUG BROAD CAST IS LEE GETTING A COLONIC"
"BUT YOU DUMP BIGGER THAN A HOSE PIPE"
"IT STILL WOULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS THE SINGING PENIS"
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST, YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST"
"MY PUBLIC COME FIRST, YOU, MY PEOPLE"
"HEY LOVE DON'T STICK THAT IN THERE JUST YET JUST PUT THAT IN, IT'S A BOTTLE OF HIGH KARATE, SO I CAN FART THE 70'S"
"WE'LL HAVE A SKYPE ORGY"
"ALLO IT IS ME I AM CALLING YOU AT HOME AGAIN"
"A REALLY COOL GROUP OF PEOPLE AND ME AND THE MRS."
"I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD THE DOG'S ON MY HEAD"
"I'M TRYING TO BE KIND AND I CAN'T SO I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL"
"IT'S WINDOW'S ON THE TELLY, I CAN THINK OF OTHER PLACES TO PUT WINDOWS QUITE FRANKLY"
"SHE'S RUBBING HER HANDS AT THE THOUGHT OF COMING TO MY HOUSE"
"BIT OF HARIKARAOKE AND A BIT OF CHAT"
"YOU TURNED INTO THE BIG BLACK MAN" (during harikaraoke Blue Moon)
"WELL I'M MAKING IT ONIONS TIME"
"I HIT MY CUT WITH THE TOP OF THE BELL"
LEE
"I GOT A HOLE IN MY MOUTH, NOT IN MY MOUTH, A TOOTH USE TO BE THERE, SO IT'S REALLY A HOLE IN NOTHING, IT'S A GAP IN MY TEETH, YOU CAN LODGE THINGS UP THERE LIKE CHILIES"
"OH FLUFFY'S BIG TAMARA'S SMALL"
"IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THEM' SHOWS AS IT IS YOU'VE GOT NO ICE SO IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THESE' SHOWS"
"I MIGHT EVEN CATCH THE ASS END OF THE SHOW"
"I'M JUST TWEAKING YOUR KNOBS"
"APPARENTLY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU IT NOT ONLY CLEARS YOUR COLON IT GETS RID OF ALL YOUR CRAP AND YOU CAN START TO SEE CLEARLY"
"NOT ONLY IS HER BUM CLEANER, HER MIND IS CLEANER"
"WE HAVE FOUND A HAMPSTER SKELETON"
"THAT'LL BE ME WITH A HOSE PIPE UP ME ASS"
"TALK LIKE A COLONIC PIRATE"
"SHE WASN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE SERVICE I PROVIDED BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY PROVIDE ANY"
"TO BE HONEST THERE'S NOBODY ONLINE AT THE MOMENT, JUST TAMARA"
"THE MORE SHE DRINKS THE WEIRDER HER HAIR GETS, WHY WHY?"
"WE SAW CANADIAN NIPPLES"
"I READ IT TODAY, I'VE GOT A LIFE"
HQ
"I'D LICK TO SEE YOU KISS THAT ONE BETTER"
It's show 122 podcast 35 and if you do the math that means it's September 7th.
It's almost hot coffee, wintry drinks for the Snug Show, not for the guys, just for the show.
Maf begins with an insult towards the people in the chatroom but changes the subject...he wimps out.
Lee's discovered 'garlic sauce' and a long discussion ensues about hot food and things stuck in ones teeth.
There has been a forum cull. If you sign up to the forum, POST SOMETHING, please. :)
Joke big news is going to be the big 10:00 thing!
Talk like a pirate day is coming up and Lee will not be in the show! He's going to catch it on podcast!
The live broad cast was having drop outs again this week BUT that doesn't matter to podcast listeners.
Go vote for the Snug on podcast alley! Go to the Snug website, you can win stuff!
Lee gets on the topic of Colonic irrigation... it does go on... sound effects ensue... The guys are looking for listener volunteers to record their colonic experience."The Snug, it always comes back to poo" Fluffy offers Lee her pressure washer.
A request for people to record messages for Talk Like a Pirate Day and send them to the Snug!
I get in 'trouble' for sending my song in 5 mins before the show. :op
Maf say "crikey" and the chatroom goes on to chat about the loss of The Crocodile Hunter.
Maf cut himself last week, pretty badly too.
I didn't know who Bill Nighy was but have since looked him and and completely recognize him now.
Maf is taking his lady to New York the end of November. He's so excited he can't sleep. Lee thinks Maf is brave to travel to the US at that time of year. Lee gets weirded out, seeing omens in everything. What will happen to THE SHOW when Maf goes to NY. Here's a run down on suggestions from the chatroom,[start an hour early and do two hours, do a Wed. show, start 2 hours early and end 2 hrs early (I ment to say start 2 hrs early and end 4 hours early, trying to be a smart ass ;O)] Of course Maf will be the decider in this matter.
A little tv nostalgia from Maf and Lee's childhood.
TUNE TIME (other wise know as chune chime) - Would you like to swing on a star. Part way the Skype phone rings, it turns out to be a call from the 'crush my 307' guy, Mark.
Stolen from digg
Vegetable deformer...go to the show notes to learn more.
weirdness...just as I bring up turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken the rooster clock goes and that means...
THE BIG 10:00 SPOT (drum roll ,,,,,,,)...........time goes by, Maf looks at his e-mail, then starts talking about Broadway shows........what is the 10:00 spot!?!?....time goes by, a musical tribute to the crocodile Hunter. ***SKYPE call*** oh wait not yet here's a link first, it's a really great site. www.songtapper.com Go have a play! A casual mention about no Fluffy and Tami show for awhile. (we have been subtly nagged Fluff) Then we hear about Lee's nephew who has had a bit of an accident, poor fella. ***SKYPE call*** Lee calls HQ and then calls me. Very cool, it's great to have a conference call. I think they forgot about the 10:00 thing that Maf promised...will it come up again? Will they remember the 10:: spot of 'joke BIG news' Stay tuned....
Gareth wants to have a forum Snug logo competition.
They are messing with Skype still.
Talk of ESP Toast, you don't eat it, you just know what it tastes like.
Tamara sing Fields of Gold, as per ordered by The Snug Gods and requested by Pirate Dave, who, by the way isn't in the chatroom :o( When are the guys going to sing along with me I wonder to myself. Puppy has promised to sing for next week. A bit of making fun of my backing tracks (it wasn't a midi file BTW)
The guys see James on my webcam, excitement ensues. "James is real!!!"
Rob is online! You may remember Rob who was a Skype call, turned listener, turned 'not listening because I am too busy', listener.
***SKYPE call*** to me briefly. Then Rob calls, he must have speakers rather than headphone/speakers because everything is repeated. It's been about a year ago that Rob was first Skyped.
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} "telegraphed" and a second {{{{{silence}}}}}
Previously on the Snug Maf has been building his shed. When I heard shed I was thinking tool shed size, small, much smaller then Maf's actual shed. I'm looking forward to photos. It sounds like a small house.
Harikaraoke 1. Not sure...
2. Blue Moon - Great job by the way guys!
And it ends with POO...
I've been Tamara and this has been my version of the events which transpired Thursday Sept. 7th on The Snug.
P.S. No the 10:00 fake BIG news never happened.
T
QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S MY BI-SHOW-LICK CALENDAR" Maf can correct the spelling.
"WE'VE NOT OPENED THE JAM YET BUT AS SOON AS IT FLOWS WE'LL PACK IT IN"
"I DON'T LIKE ASS BURNING FOOD"
"ME NOSE IS CLEAR, ME ASS IS RUNNING"
"IF YOU'VE GOT...IF BLAP-SKIP-BOO!"
"THE SECOND SNUG BROAD CAST IS LEE GETTING A COLONIC"
"BUT YOU DUMP BIGGER THAN A HOSE PIPE"
"IT STILL WOULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS THE SINGING PENIS"
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST, YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST"
"MY PUBLIC COME FIRST, YOU, MY PEOPLE"
"HEY LOVE DON'T STICK THAT IN THERE JUST YET JUST PUT THAT IN, IT'S A BOTTLE OF HIGH KARATE, SO I CAN FART THE 70'S"
"WE'LL HAVE A SKYPE ORGY"
"ALLO IT IS ME I AM CALLING YOU AT HOME AGAIN"
"A REALLY COOL GROUP OF PEOPLE AND ME AND THE MRS."
"I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD THE DOG'S ON MY HEAD"
"I'M TRYING TO BE KIND AND I CAN'T SO I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL"
"IT'S WINDOW'S ON THE TELLY, I CAN THINK OF OTHER PLACES TO PUT WINDOWS QUITE FRANKLY"
"SHE'S RUBBING HER HANDS AT THE THOUGHT OF COMING TO MY HOUSE"
"BIT OF HARIKARAOKE AND A BIT OF CHAT"
"YOU TURNED INTO THE BIG BLACK MAN" (during harikaraoke Blue Moon)
"WELL I'M MAKING IT ONIONS TIME"
"I HIT MY CUT WITH THE TOP OF THE BELL"
LEE
"I GOT A HOLE IN MY MOUTH, NOT IN MY MOUTH, A TOOTH USE TO BE THERE, SO IT'S REALLY A HOLE IN NOTHING, IT'S A GAP IN MY TEETH, YOU CAN LODGE THINGS UP THERE LIKE CHILIES"
"OH FLUFFY'S BIG TAMARA'S SMALL"
"IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THEM' SHOWS AS IT IS YOU'VE GOT NO ICE SO IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THESE' SHOWS"
"I MIGHT EVEN CATCH THE ASS END OF THE SHOW"
"I'M JUST TWEAKING YOUR KNOBS"
"APPARENTLY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU IT NOT ONLY CLEARS YOUR COLON IT GETS RID OF ALL YOUR CRAP AND YOU CAN START TO SEE CLEARLY"
"NOT ONLY IS HER BUM CLEANER, HER MIND IS CLEANER"
"WE HAVE FOUND A HAMPSTER SKELETON"
"THAT'LL BE ME WITH A HOSE PIPE UP ME ASS"
"TALK LIKE A COLONIC PIRATE"
"SHE WASN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE SERVICE I PROVIDED BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY PROVIDE ANY"
"TO BE HONEST THERE'S NOBODY ONLINE AT THE MOMENT, JUST TAMARA"
"THE MORE SHE DRINKS THE WEIRDER HER HAIR GETS, WHY WHY?"
"WE SAW CANADIAN NIPPLES"
"I READ IT TODAY, I'VE GOT A LIFE"
HQ
"I'D LICK TO SEE YOU KISS THAT ONE BETTER"
Monday, September 04, 2006
Fluffys log
Snugdate 31082006
Show no: 121
Podcast 34
And we begin with Lee on form, getting the one liners in within seconds of the show starting....
This week Lee has been listening to lots of prank calls (each to their own I suppose), one of them included a call to someones girls friend where she was tricked into thinking that her other half had been sleeping with his secretary, to which she propmtly blurted out that she's been sleeping with his brother (listen in for the proper description ;o). This leads the conversation on to 'no-go' conversations with women... haha!!
Tami gets asked which of the snug presentedrs would James sleep with, I'm sure James has more taste than that! :oD
Maf's on the apple tea tonight - sounds yummy!
The Snug has new neighbours - Listen in next week to hear if the get any complaints aboutt he singing!
Maf gets the first signs of being old..... he gets excited about buying hedge clippers. It's about time you put those tartan slippers on isn't it? :lol:
Both guys have a bitch about my poorliness last week. I'll get a doctors note next time ;o)
Highlight of Lees week - A customers teeth falling out!
Maf gets generous and allows T to have a life!
As Maf runs to get his theramin Lee announces a new part to the website - Film reviews, time to take advantage of the press passes they got last week.
Tune time - Teega V's Bros - When will it be hot in here.
The Theramin gets a playing, a very shaky rendition of the star trek theme tune.
A little talk like a Pirate day chat. Send in Mp3's/videos of you being a Pirate.
Talk turns to impressionists which in turn turns to celebrities changing their names.
A little reminisce about Rhyl... means nothing to me, but hey ho! :oD
Goats int he studio - That was me miss reading something in the chatroom.
Life on Mars is set for a return, apparently one bit of it is going to have a Trumpton theme - bizarre!
Maf sweats around girls.
10 O'clock special - Maf and his mouth organ.
Lee tries the blues.... and fails!
Tune time: Queen V's Sly fox - we will rock you all the way
Skype gets opened up, and Tami gets a call. They have a little chat about adverts.
Maf and Lee discuss great ways to die.
Tamara sings: Cranberries - Linger (Great job T!)
This song prompts Lee to find pictures of the lead singer as he thinks she looks like T (or visa versa)
Hari Karaoke - Dr Hook - Years from now
Dr Hook - More like the movies ( the theramin mix)
Quotes
Tami
'It was a freakin' order'
Lee
They'll have to be Edward scissorclippers
That's a big word that - friendly'
Se..e..e.e.xy
No dog onther shoulders
Can you do Raiders of the lost ark
How far did you go on that thing
Dress like a cokehead day
Got to get me a pheramone
Honest Guv - it's only flower
My wifes got a wrinkly face, and looks really old (I'm sure he doesn't mean it Nettie)
I need a wee
Lets jump on your serafin
She's got the Tami thing going on
Maf
I wonder if it's the cabble that's najed (that's a new word on me!)
This is Luxembourg calling
See, I'm doing it now - for dogs
Come into the studio and we'll kick the crap out of ya!
I'll get something out of my box
2 guys, 2 arrrrrrrs
It can't be that hard
I've never had it drop off an hour before
I've got a cable around my bell
I wan't to be a massive incovenience when I die
Why do we have a warm bell?
I'm going to kill me!
Snugdate 31082006
Show no: 121
Podcast 34
And we begin with Lee on form, getting the one liners in within seconds of the show starting....
This week Lee has been listening to lots of prank calls (each to their own I suppose), one of them included a call to someones girls friend where she was tricked into thinking that her other half had been sleeping with his secretary, to which she propmtly blurted out that she's been sleeping with his brother (listen in for the proper description ;o). This leads the conversation on to 'no-go' conversations with women... haha!!
Tami gets asked which of the snug presentedrs would James sleep with, I'm sure James has more taste than that! :oD
Maf's on the apple tea tonight - sounds yummy!
The Snug has new neighbours - Listen in next week to hear if the get any complaints aboutt he singing!
Maf gets the first signs of being old..... he gets excited about buying hedge clippers. It's about time you put those tartan slippers on isn't it? :lol:
Both guys have a bitch about my poorliness last week. I'll get a doctors note next time ;o)
Highlight of Lees week - A customers teeth falling out!
Maf gets generous and allows T to have a life!
As Maf runs to get his theramin Lee announces a new part to the website - Film reviews, time to take advantage of the press passes they got last week.
Tune time - Teega V's Bros - When will it be hot in here.
The Theramin gets a playing, a very shaky rendition of the star trek theme tune.
A little talk like a Pirate day chat. Send in Mp3's/videos of you being a Pirate.
Talk turns to impressionists which in turn turns to celebrities changing their names.
A little reminisce about Rhyl... means nothing to me, but hey ho! :oD
Goats int he studio - That was me miss reading something in the chatroom.
Life on Mars is set for a return, apparently one bit of it is going to have a Trumpton theme - bizarre!
Maf sweats around girls.
10 O'clock special - Maf and his mouth organ.
Lee tries the blues.... and fails!
Tune time: Queen V's Sly fox - we will rock you all the way
Skype gets opened up, and Tami gets a call. They have a little chat about adverts.
Maf and Lee discuss great ways to die.
Tamara sings: Cranberries - Linger (Great job T!)
This song prompts Lee to find pictures of the lead singer as he thinks she looks like T (or visa versa)
Hari Karaoke - Dr Hook - Years from now
Dr Hook - More like the movies ( the theramin mix)
Quotes
Tami
'It was a freakin' order'
Lee
They'll have to be Edward scissorclippers
That's a big word that - friendly'
Se..e..e.e.xy
No dog onther shoulders
Can you do Raiders of the lost ark
How far did you go on that thing
Dress like a cokehead day
Got to get me a pheramone
Honest Guv - it's only flower
My wifes got a wrinkly face, and looks really old (I'm sure he doesn't mean it Nettie)
I need a wee
Lets jump on your serafin
She's got the Tami thing going on
Maf
I wonder if it's the cabble that's najed (that's a new word on me!)
This is Luxembourg calling
See, I'm doing it now - for dogs
Come into the studio and we'll kick the crap out of ya!
I'll get something out of my box
2 guys, 2 arrrrrrrs
It can't be that hard
I've never had it drop off an hour before
I've got a cable around my bell
I wan't to be a massive incovenience when I die
Why do we have a warm bell?
I'm going to kill me!
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