Groove in with a jazzy Green Onions
...And the show starts with ARRGGHHH's and HARHAR's. It's two days after TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Fluffy has dressed up for the occasion, in pirate garb, tri-cornered hat, eye patch, and even a parrot with it's own hat. Fluffy dressed up instead of sending in an MP3 {{I think there should be a photo posted on the snug site, even turned into a mug for next year's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY}} (I don't think so! :oP) I sent in an MP3, which is played later in the show.

No Lee tonight, Pirate Dave fills Lee's boots (I wonder what he ends up filling them with)

Maf has to pause the show while he picks candy out of his teeth. (who's Candy?)

Maf anticipates sound issues because Pirate Dave is not Lee, and Maf is controlling two computers.

Cindy 'B', a new listener. Come join us in the chatroom and or forum. Maf's never heard of 'bread stuffing'. Really? Weird...(Me either, I've heard of bread sauce though :oS)

Dirty Dog sends the guys a "Happy talk like a pirate day"

Maf moans about his finances, they sound as complicated as Rocket Science.
Pirate Dave continues to moan about his manflu.

Tune time, go read Maf's blog the info's there. You should have already read it by now!

Pirate Laws (again you can find the link on Maf's blog, I am feeling lazy)

The Snug forum has been noticed by Radio god Maf. There has been a pirate/ninja debate lately. Forum god Gareth is on the Ninja side, forum posters be warned. Maf believes in the fighting aspect Ninjas win, fun aspect the Pirates win.
Maf found a Pirates vs Ninjas films. He's not watched it but thinks it looks good. Maf's blog...go read...


Dave thinks there is going to be a silence but instead gets a ~you're not Lee~ speech. (Have a look on the forum for a disscusion about Lee and Dave sounding a lot alike)

[[[[[In the chatroom I ask my fellow chatters if Dave called John Candy an American, and was told {I think} that he did say he was American. I did threaten to give him a really hard slap for all of Canada. I am stating here that I owe Dave an apology he did NOT call John Candy and American, I was given false information. But I have heard rumors Pirate Dave has weapons of mass destruction....]]]]]]

Forum Ninja god threat "THE QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK IS THIS; CAN ANY OF THE PIRATES ON THE FORUM ACTUALLY MAKE AN ENTIRE FORUM VANISH LIKE A NINJA"

This link is NOT in Maf blog but he makes mention of puzzlepirates.com
Maf talks about computer games and Dave is bored. I guess he doesn't like games.

Pirate Dave had loads of excuses for not listening the last two weeks.


More complaints about Maf's webcam. I think what he sees on his screen is different than what other people see.

Mrs. Lee was listening to the show.

Puppy was missed in the chatroom.
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Fluffys turn...............

Well I start part 2 of the blog with Dave worrying about not ringing the bell enough..... you've got to be funny to ring the bell Dave :oP

Some more pirate chat - must be for some special reason or something! :oD Pirates on wife swap and a few on youtube too - go look!

Maf tells us some karaoke tales, people singing like americans when they're not, and about Roy who sings in Scouse - funny really, he IS a Scouser! We hear a few snippets from the weekends Karaoke session.

Dave whines a bit more about his manflu again, this leads to some pondering on the meaning of manchild, manhandle and man words like that.

The whistley song gets played again - dunno who it's by, they keep saying but I keep missing it :o$. Then we have loads more 'songs you know but don't know what they're called'
Tami plays banjo (on the webcam! She's talented! :oD ) Dave has a go at winding T up - He's expecting a big Canadian slap!

Lee gets a ribbing about his lack of geetar playing (poor thing wasn't even there to defend himself! :oP )

Maf tells us about his bands, Nettie remembers the school concerts they played at. The band were called 'Liquid Crystal' and 'The Love Gods' - We need evidence of that stage costume Maf!

Maf chats some more.... Dave sounds bored.

Tune - The Pipettes (can't remember the name of the song sorry)

Dave tells a bloke joke 8-|

*A perfectly formed Snug silence* (Been practising guys?)

Another Tune - Mandy Stickleberg (sp?) - Getting over you.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Dave touched the equipment andd it's broked!!!!
Okay so they equipment has failes, time to get out the vynil...... we have - Non stop dancing 69, Hammond a go-go, amongst a few others icnluding some great supermarket/lift music.

Tamara jokes like a pirate - Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr Haaaarrrrrrrrr

Then T sings Luca by Suzanne Vega - Fantastic job T, I love that song!

A big 'ello to pirate wench Michelle (Daves better half ;o) )

Harikaraoke - I like Chinese by Monty Python

And here endeth my part of the blog.


MAF
"AND IT'S PODCAST ONE...ONE?...ONE?...NOT ONE AT ALL"

"WHAT A SHOW..... WE'RE GOING TO DO... HAVE"

"SHE NEEDS A JOLLY ROGER"

"I'VE TURNED ME UP A BIT AND YOU DOWN A BIT"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FEMALE PIRATE EQUIVALENT OF WHAT WENCHING IS, WHAT'S A MALE WENCH?"

"LET ME SEE IF THERE'S ANYMORE JUST BEFORE I GO OFF HERE"

"PARROTS DON'T FLING THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE"

"PIRATE NINJA DEATH MATCH"

"IT'S JUST SEEMS WRONG...IT'S JUST WRONG... SNEAKING AROUND...IT ALL SEEMS A BIT SNEAKY TO ME AND A BIT UNDERHANDED THERE'S NOTHING AS TRUE AND AS HONEST AS A PIRATE"

"WE'LL SWASH YOUR BUCKLES"

"SEEN NORMALLY WHEN I STOP LEE TALKS"

"MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CREDIT MAYBE"

"I'M NOT ASSED"

'I had a girlfriend once'

'I had women trying to rip my codpiece off'


DAVE
"I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF SNIFFLES A TOUCH OF MANFLU TONIGHT"

"PIRATE FLU IT'S THE WORST FLU YOU CAN GET"

"BUT WE'RE STILL TALKING...JUST ABOUT"

"I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE YOUR BAFFLE BOARD IS IN THE WAY"

"DA DA DA DA DUN DA DUN DOTE DA DOTE DA DOE DON'T WORRY THAT'S AS BAD AS IT GETS"

"OH I NEARLY WENT INTO SUPERCALFRAGILISTIC THERE"

"YOU'VE GOT SOFT HANDS TONIGHT MAF, YOU CERTAINLY .....! IS THAT YOUR HAND IS IT?"

"SHOULD I PULL BACK A BIT?"

"I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING PEAKING NOT PEAKING, BROADBAND"

"SO I I I'VE GOTTA, WUHEEEENT, HANG ON, YAY! THAT'S BETTER!"

"I KEEP SPEAKING TO YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND HEADPHONES"

"CROWSHOW. CROWSHOW? CROCHET "

'Stuffing Cindy's baps'

'Parrot flu'

'I'm just playing second fiddle'