JAN 25
ONE WHOLE YEAR PODCASTING (WOW HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG?!?!)

THE SHOW OPENS WITH STEPHEN HAWKINGS
BURNS NIGHT AND WELSH VALENTINES

IT'S BURNS NIGHT AND THE SHOW HAS BEEN GIVEN OVER TO TWO SCOTTISH GUYS MCMAF AND MCLEE. And I can say they are just as funny as Maf and Lee (and that's nooo sayin mooch) Maf and Lee are on a romantic evening out to celebrate their anniversary. I didn't know they'd become a couple! Couple of what I have no idea but they are a couple?!)

The fellows are extolling the virtues of anything Scottish.
McLee plays a bit of Come On Ilene, makes me want to hear it. So I did, I don't know why but this song makes me really happy and think, just for a second, that overalls are cool.

For a Scottish show McLee sure is going on about Brazil.

McMaf is going on about a skirt he wants to buy. They're talking about skirts for a really long time. Longer than any girl I know!

Ok not talking about skirts anymore.

On and on they go with their travelling accents, and not just Scottish.


Haggis Recipe *vom* *vom* *vom*

They are going to ring me.... I turn on Skype and somehow I phone them! It is just the beginning of my migraine and that's my excuse!! Ackkkk I do not sound bwrillant in my attempt to soound Scottish
They scrounge around for Fluffy's number but do not succeed.

Several times through the night they manage to crack themselves up for ages. The giggle fits are contagious.


New feature ALAD WHERE ARE YOU? (Maf I am sure will correct my spelling of his name if I am wrong) They give him a call but McAlad answers. Funny how he sounds very piratey rather than Scottish. Alad sets a quiz and McMaf and McLee promise shite prizes.


Lee calls in to check on McMaf and McLee and complains the whole time about how boring Maf is, and complains about Maf not giving him a present.

Maf calls in to check in too, from the loo, complete with bathroom sounds (all of them!) He's more optimist than Lee is. I think Lee should tell Maf 'he's just not that into him'.

McLee plays Billy a Scottish comedian. Very funny!


Early in the show I send McMaf an audible in yahoo. For some reason he thinks only he can hear it, but I defiantly heard it. Then later someone else sends one and again we can hear it but Maf doesn't know we can.... they keep coming in and can be heard, most of them are quiet though.


McMaf and McLee jump from topic to topic in a chit chatty sort of way....

McLee tells some jokes.

Chat about show ideas.

Tamara Sings (with a jingle made just for tonight) McMaf and McLee sing along with me. I do my best at an accent this time around. I remember so well getting in trouble for not doing the accent last time! :oP I even play my own twin. Oh it's 500 Miles of course! I thought it was quite good with the guys singing along!

More talk about skirts....

McHarikaraoke

And with that the McShow McEnds McHere

I've been TMAC and this has been my McBlog!
Goodnight!!


NEW SECTION
MAF AND LEE COMBINED QUOTES (cause sometime they're funny together!)

LEE ' ANYWAY LET'S NOT GET ON THE WELSH'
MAF 'NO NO THEY'RE REALLY SMALL I'LL FALL OFF'
LEE 'THAT'S RIGHT' (giggle)

MAF 'GIVING EVERYBODY HER NATURAL ACCENT RATHER THEN THAT CANADIAN ONE SHE...'
LEE (interjecting) 'THAT CRAP ONE'
MAF '...SHE TRIES TO FOIST OFF ON EVERYBODY'

MAF 'ILL GIVE YOU A BLOODY BRAZIL'
LEE 'YOU WILL NOT! I GO TO THE SALON FOR THAT!'
MAF 'AAHHRUGHHH CHOKE HAHAHAH CHOKE' (or something similar)
LEE 'AND IT'S A BRAZILIAN'
MAF 'STOP IT STOP IT"

MAF 'I WAS HOPING YOU'D PUT SOMETHING ON SO I COULD HAVE A REST'
LEE 'RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY PUT SOMETHING ON YOU MEAN CLOTHES'
MAF 'AYEEE BECAUSE IT'S BLOODY HARD WORK WATCHING YOU NAKED'

MAF 'PLEASE DON'T MENTION CHICKENS'
LEE 'CHICKENS?'
MAF 'YA IT'S A JOKE ONLY I'LL GET'

MAF 'SOMETHING WENT OFF IN MY EAR PHONES THAT ONLY I COULD HEAR'
LEE 'WHAT'S THAT?'
MAF 'IT'S A BLOODY MADE ME JUMP FRANKLY"

MAF 'YOU'RE TALKING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD AND IT'S NOT THE ONE THAT SAYS "KILL LEE KILL LEE" LIKE NORMAL'
LEE 'I'M AWAY TO MY CAR ANYWAY'


MAF
'I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANY SCOTTS PEOPLE LISTENING'
'PODCASTING THINGY'
'IEEEM PEAKIN' THE METERS'
'IN DISNEY LAND I MIGHT SCARE THE NATIVES'
'I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING YET'
'TMAC, SHE'S A RAPPER NOW TMAC AND BIG DADDY AND TMAC OR JAMES-SOMETHING AND TMAC"
'WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY JIM THAT'S BAD THAT'S REALLY BAD'
'IT'S SOMETHING ALL YOU ENGLISH SCUM SHOULD TASTE'
'BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL SNOOZEY'
'I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING FOR A MCSILENCE'
'BRAZILIAN BRILLIANCE'
'BLOODY HELL TMAC THAT'S OBSCURE'
'EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD COMES FROM SCOTLAND'
'REALLY PROPERLY FELL OVER'
'I LAID ON THE FLOOR CLUTCHING MYSELF FOR A GOOD 15 MINS.... SWEARING'
'I MAY HAVE TO DO SOME TRANS-ATLANTIC SUPPORT'
'BLOODY SCREW DRIVERS'

LEE
'GIFTS ME ASS THAT'S A LOAD OF PISH'
'BRAZIWL IS THE SORT OF NAME YOU LOVE YOU CAN SAY'
'THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I WAS GOING TO SAY ALL NIGHT'
'I THINK THEY'RE A COUPLE OF JESSIES'
'DID I SAY PUMPING I MEANT BLOWING'
'AHH BRAZIL HAVE A DRINK'
'IF YOU'RE IN CANADA SEND IT IN NOVEMBER AND WE MIGHT GET IT BY JULY'
'ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FLUFFY NUMBER?'
'I HOPE THAT THERE'S A WEE BIG LAG TONIGHT'
'YOU NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER....A LAP DANCE'
'DEBBIE DOES DUNDEE'