Thursday, February 22, 2007

Show 143 podcast 56

The One With
The Unwashing Machine Boy
and his stinky shirt, sticky crotch,
bollocks and hairy nipples

Looks like Scopy Steve is still with us. No meanness but some kind of joke... (I think it was a joke) Britiany Bald Spears was playing loudly in the background so it was hard to tell.

Starts out with Maf not being able to hear himself.

Maf's seperating wall (the one to keep Lee away from him during the show) fell down (in a voodoo fashion), knocking Maf's drink over and onto his crotch. What a way to start the show!

Contact details.

Lee has posted photos on the flicker site.
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CindyB get a mic! Then leave messages for Maf and Lee.

Maf tells a harrowing story of THE LAUNDRY STILL IN THE WASHER AFTER A WEEK!!! The stentch still fills our nostrils! Actually it sounded as if this was the first time he had ever done that. I've had musty washing a number of times. I wash them again, with soap (and sometimes some baking soda), and dry them. Usually that is enough to get rid of the musty smell. T's Handy Household Tip of the week.

Snug TV will it ever get off the ground?

Competition.... 2 entires. I just entered. Was I too late?

Is Fluffy cheating on The Snug with another station? (the guys want to know)

Maf has an exciting existance of get up, work, come home, watch telly, go to bed and start over again. How can he handle the breakneck pace of his life?

Maf tells a joke and Lee has the gall to tell him it wasn't funny! And then goes and tells an even worse joke.

GEEZE PEOPLE LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! GO TO THE SNUG SITE AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!
------------------------->>>>>http://www.snugradio.co.uk/<<<<<---------------------------
We all thought the gay bloke was Lee but it was Roy! I left a message and Crystal left a message as well. What's your excuse? Fluffy?! Gareth?! Y'all?!


{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE -with the wind gustling past Maf's nose hairs -}}}}

Non-pirate Gareth was on Fluffy's webcam! And apparently I'm in a taxi stand! Alright my home is not a castle like you lot live in over there and I have never been in a taxi office so I don't know what one looks like, but I take great offence! :o( (LOL) I'd go and slap him but I can't be assed.

A site Maf discovered...
------------>>>>>www.fanedit.org <<<<<<-----------------------

Lee gets despondent when listeners don't respond. Poor Lee.... Do you know the saying that 20% of the people do 80% of the work. How does that figure with the (real) numbers of listeners?

Maf's credit card offered him interest free money and he took it! Hey um Maf how about a loan? :o)

The fellas are a little wishy washy tonight. They can't seem to decide what music to play now. They go for something random....Whistle - Just Buggin'

Tamara sings Beautiful South (and the fellas sing along) I had to sing higher than I usually do.... I don't like it so much. The guys do good though!
Anyway moving along.....


Life on Mars ROCKS!!!
Heroes ROCKS!!!
LOST ...... is not even mentioned
Grey's Anatomy made me cry this week. (I cried for almost half the show... ya ya I'm a sensitive girl at heart)

CindyB is enticing physical interactions between the fellas.... Just wait nipples will appear! "SNUG BOYS SHOW US YOUR NIPPLES" Now they want us to send in our nipples! No hairy ones.

THERE WAS NO 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED?!?!

Harikaraoke The Commitments - Hard to Handle

And with that the show is over.
This has been my versions of the events that transpired on Feb. 22 2007
I've been Tamara and this has been the Snug Fans Blog - goodnight (ok it's only 11:29 am but you get the point)

TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'I CAN'T HEAR ME'
LEE 'I CAN'T HEAR YOU EITHER'

LEE 'YOUR DICTION'S FANTASTIC'
MAF 'WAY HEY!! I GET THAT A LOT YA KNOW'
LEE 'REALLY? FANTASTIC'

LEE 'WHERE'S THE BELL'
MAF 'FOOTBELL'
LEE 'TAHA TAHA WHAT?'
MAF 'FOOT BELL'
LEE 'IZ ZAT A NEW GAME? AHH WE PLAYZ ZA FOOTBELL OVER HERE. I PREFER MY BELL ON THE DESK IF YOU DON'T MIND'
MAF 'SO I'VE HEARD'


MAF 'OH BASTARD IT WAS SUNNY DELIGHT IT'S GONNA BE ALL STICKY'
LEE 'OH NO OH NO, STICKY CROTCH. YOU GET THAT ALL THE TIME DON'T YA'
MAF 'IT'S THE DESK I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT'
LEE 'YA BUT IT ISN'T A DESK'
MAF 'YA IT IS!'
LEE 'IT'S A PLANK OF MDF'
MAF 'YA BUT THERE'S A REAL DESK UNDERNEATH IT'
LEE 'WHAT WAITING TO GET OUT?'

MAF 'TALKING OF ODD SMELLING, MY T-SHIRT BEFORE I SPILT SYDNEY-D'
LEE 'SYDNEY- D?'
MAF 'SYDNEY-D. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?'
LEE 'CINDYB ON YOUR T-SHIRT?'

LEE 'ITS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON THOUGH, I'M HOBNOBBING'
MAF I DON'T CARE WHO YOU'RE NOBBING'

LEE 'OH MY GOD TAMARA'S GOT HER TOP OFF, JUST KIDDING!!! HAHAHA OHHH MAJOR CRICK IN YOUR NECK NOW!'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'HAHAHA'
MAF 'OH THAT HURT'
LEE 'OH GOSH THAT WAS FUNNY'
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU EXPCET?!'
LEE 'OH MY GOD! OH THAT WAS LIKE....'
MAF 'IT WAS LIKE THE EXORCIST, MY HEAD SPUN 360 DEGREES!'

MAF

'I MADE REALLY CERTAIN I WASN'T GOING TO KNOCK THAT OVER TOO'
'YOU CAN CROSS THAT OFF YOUR "MAF PROMISED" LIST.'
'I TOOK LOTS OF PICTURES WITH DIFFERENT FACES AND SLAPPED THEM ALL TOGETHER IN WORK'
'IT'S REALLY WEIRD NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ME'
'I'LL JUST TALK LOUDER IN MY HEAD'
'I THOUGHT OH FIDDLE STICKS'
'I WASN'T NOT GOING TO WEAR IT BECAUSE IT SMELLED A LITTLE'
'I'VE DONE MY HALF WHAT ABOUT YOURS MWAHAHAHA, DONE IN A CANADIAN ACCENT'
'I THINK WE MUST BE THE WORSEYEST WORSE FOR PEOPLE GETTING BACK TO US'
'YES I WENT TO WATCH A BRAZILIAN.... BEING DONE'
'I CAN'T THINK OF ANY FAMOUS LESBIANS' (KD Lang, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia DE Rossi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_de_Rossi) , Rosy O'Donnell, Anne Murray, Marlene Dietrich, Melissa Etheridge,
'I'M A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY'
'I'VE GIVEN HER THE TOOLS TO HELP ME HELP HER AND SHE WON'T TAKE EM'
'SHE WAS A LITTLE QUICK BUT I LIKE THAT IN A GIRL'
'I'M JUST A BIT WORRIED ABOUT CINDY'S CURRENT MESSENGING PHYSIOLOGY'
'AN ADULTS ONLY FAMILY SHOW'
'THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT CINDY, SHE LIKES MY NIPPLES'
'IF WINDY'S CEBCAM?'
'DO YOU THINK WE'D GET A LOT OF TEXAS NIPPLES?'
'PICK NUMBERS IN YOUR HEAD AT RANDOM.'

LEE

'SORRY MATE THAT WAS A LOT LIKE VOODOO'
'IT'S QUITE FUNNY THIS WEEK BECAUSE I THINK I'M TURNING INTO DAMION, FROM THE OMEN FILMS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I'M NOT DOING IT CONSCIOUSLY, I THINK IT'S SUB-CONSCIOUS. UMM I'VE BEEN SHAFTED NO NOT SHAFTED, SHIFTED THAT'S IT, I'VE BEEN SHIFTED TO ANOTHER BRANCH.' {{{THAT'LL TEACH YA' INTERJECTS MAF}}} 'I DIDN'T WANT TO GO THERE'
'AT THE MOMENT DON'T CROSS ME'
'SHE'S THERE A DAY AND SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TEEHEE! SO SO AT THE MOMENT DON'T CROSS ME'
'THREE FOOT AND STICKY WITH A PERMA TAN'
'EVEN THE BELL CAN'T BE ASSED ANYMORE'
'THE ONLY CARPET I'VE SEEN THAT HAS SCURVY'
'IT DAWNED ON ME AT LAST THAT I'M GETTING FAT'
'DRIVING A CAR WITH A BABY ON ITS KNEE'
'I CAN'T IT'S A THINGY ONE'
'NEVER MIND STICKING STICKERS ON COFFEE SQUARES!'
'OH I'M VERY REASONABLE'
'IT'S A FIVE PAGE WEBSHITE'
'FREE BOOZE FOR TWENTY-FIVE QUID'
'LET'S FACE IT WE DO ATTRACT PERVERTS DON'T WE'
'NO NINJA NIPPLES'