The one with
NO SHOW NEXT WEEK

Scopy Steve, rude as usual, starts the show.

Happy Saint David's day! Woo Hoo it's finally here! (what is Saint David's day?)


The show starts with Lee telling a story to the sound of Firestarter. There's been a fire almost across from Maf's. Lee smells like fire (is he the fire-starter?)

Maf bought a MAC! He seems to have more money than he knows what to do with, so I'll repeat my 'give me money Maf" demand!

Lee and the Mrs. are going to see Fat Ballet. Mrs. Lee says she'll feel really good watching them. We need an update Lee, how was it?

More speculation about my house and it's wooded (woodennnn) walls and the wilderness I live in. :oP

Heroes rocks! What a fab show. Unfortunately it is off for 5 weeks now! Same with Grey's Anatomy!

NO SHOW NEXT WEEK, NO SHOW NEXT WEEK, NO SHOW NEXT WEEK NO SHOW NEXT WEEK
Lee is interviewing Black and Maf just can't be assed to do the show on his own. Hey I thought I was going to be Lee! I was teased! I prepared a whole bunch of things for it too! (ok didn't really but I could have and it would have all gone to waste!) I am doing this blog on Thursday, 12:00 pm (just an hour away from when the show would have aired! What will I do with my time? Fluffy and I were suppose to do an F&T Show but she must have been busy this week.) I am so aloneeeeee!!!

SHOCKING NEWS!! Fluffy Lamb has never seen LIFE ON MARS! Maf can not fathom it and I too am shocked! This is your homework Fluffy, watch LIFE ON MARS! It is a must watch, so do it do it do it!

Lee read my last week's blog! I am so honored. I think they really like it because of their quotes and not really my writing style or anything clever I may or may not say.

Maf gives Fluffy some real suggestions of podcast she can listen to instead of the Snug., so she can cheat on them more efficiantly.

Lee wants a real jingle, send it in! The Lee and Maf supper show or something like that.

Tune time - Level 42 - Running in the Family. I forget sometimes how much I like this band!

Maf does some complicated calendar math and hurts his brain. He is confused, perplexed and discombobulated.
The Snug is nearly 3 years old!! Send gifts now! I should have already sent a gift but I am so lame! Send gifts for May! I went through the CD Maf sent me ages ago and found the first show I listened to live! MARCH 24 2005! They played K-OS for me. I showed up around the time Maf was ditching the 'round the world in 80 listeners' spot. Since then Maf has been to North America twice and has not been to see me! So if I send gifts for the third anniversary of the Snug, what will I be getting for my second year anniversary as Snug listener? Funny in some ways it feels like just yesterday and in others I feel like I've been here FOREVER!

Maf's word of the week, DIGRESS. Lee plays with the spinning light toy.

Maf reviews The Hostel - not my cuppa blood. Nasty stuff! *vom*

TAMARA'S TIP OF THE WEEK - use a warm (not hot) tea bag on an eye sty.

LEE get caught up with Heroes so we can talk freely!

Fluffy's hair colour is discussed! Lee is kinda mean.

{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE -not commented on }}}}


No CindyB in the chatroom. WHERE WERE YOU CINDYB???

No WHERE ARE YOU ALED!! I miss Aled and his dog poo stories!

OH I HAVE BEEN PUBLICLY CURSED!! I sent Maf a link for arcade games and such and for that act of kindness I have been cursed! I feel all green, bubbly and scaly already!

Tamara sings Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You

Hari-karaoke - Bring Me Sunshine (OTHER WISE KNOWN AS 'LEE'S LOVE MAKING KARAOKE')

And with that the show ends, I've been neither Maf or Lee but I think I have been Tamara and I think this ends the blog for this week.
I have a week off from the snug fan blog as there is no show next week (today) what the hell will I do with all this free time?


TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'YOU'D BE NO GOOD AT A RAP WAR CONTEST'
LEE 'YA I'D BE CAA-RAP'

LEE 'SO MAF WOW IT'S AS STEVE SAID IT'S EM SHOW......'
MAF '-PATRIC'S DAY'
LEE 'AND POD-CAST'
MAF 'THURSDAY'
LEE 'POD-CAST THURSDAY, I LIKE THAT, WE COULD SELL THAT TO ORANGE, ORANGE WEDNESDAY PODCAST THURSDAY'

MAF 'I'VE SEEN THEM ALL'
LEE 'HAVE YOU? THAT BIG SHOPPING CENTER'
MAF 'THEM ALL NOT THE MALL'
LEE 'OK SORRY'


LEE 'SHE'S GOT A JUMPER ON AS WELL IS IT NOT SUMMER THERE YET, IS IT STILL COLD'
MAF 'IT'LL STILL BE QUITE COLD IT'S MARCH'
LEE 'AND CANADA'
MAF 'KNOWN FOR IT'S TROPICAL CLIMET'


LEE 'IS THERE SUCH A THING AS UN-PROPAGANDA, TO DO WITH GEESE?'
MAF 'NON-PROPAGANDA, FAKE GANDA?'
LEE 'WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE PROPA-GANGA'
MAF 'YES, INPROPERGANDA'


LEE 'DON'T KNOW IF I'VE MENTIONED THIS BUT I'M GOING TO SEE BLACK NEXT THURSDAY.'
MAF 'HA HA HA NO REALLY ARE YOU?
LEE 'YA I MIGHT GET TO INTERVIEW HIM AS WELL'
MAF 'OHHH PRESS RELEASE?'
LEE 'WHERE'S THE BUTTON?'
MAF 'HEEHEEHEE' (Maf laughs just like Muttley from Hanna Barbara cartoon, here's a link it's not in English but it's the laugh at the end that's important anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibk9Zk1_yI)

MAF 'ON THE FORUM THERE'S A "MAF PROMISED" THREAD OR MAF PROMISED BUT'
LEE 'MAF PROMISED THREAD WELL HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR HIS WEEKEND CAUSE HE NEEDS A STRONG PIECE OF STRING'
MAF 'WELL IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST SENTANCE WHICH WAS "MAF PROMISED BUT"
LEE 'EWWW'
MAF 'THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT DELIVERING QUITE FRANKLY'

LEE 'OH FLUFFY LOOKS REALLY SCARY'
MAF 'SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE URM UH UH WHO DID UH UH'
LEE 'ROGER RABBIT? NO'
MAF 'WHO DID RODGER RABBIT, THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT FILM. UMMMM WHO'S THE SKATER BOY, GIRL '
LEE 'AVRIL LAVIEN'
MAF 'THAT'S THE ONE, SHE LOOKS LIKE AVRIL LAVIEN IN HER SKATER BOY PERIOD'

LEE 'AND TAMARA'S HAIR IS LOOKING QUITE LOOKING LIKE UMM'
MAF 'HAS SHE GOT AN ALICE BAND IN?'
LEE 'IT'S GROWING'
MAF 'SHE'S NOT SITTING STILL LONG ENOUGH IS SHE? SHE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HER HAIR EH?'
LEE 'I THINK SHE'S GOT WORMS '
MAF 'WHAT??'
LEE 'SHE'S GOT WORMS'
MAF ' SHE'S NOT SITTING STILL YOU MEAN?'
LEE 'AHH SHE'S GOT AN ALICE BAND'
MAF 'AND SHE'S GOT AN IMAGINARY FRIEND CALLED ALICE TOO'
LEE 'AHH OHHH EWWW OH YES'
MAF 'THAT'T NOT AN ALICE BAND'
LEE 'IT'S A BAT MASK'
HAHAHAHA
MAF 'BAT TAMARA SWINGS INTO ACTION OH DEAR HAHAHA'
LEE 'MAYBE SHE JUST STOPS BEING BATWOMAN OR CATWOMAN.... OH MY GOD PUT IT BACK ON PUT IT BACK ON PUT IT BACK ON YOU WEIRDO PUT IT BACK ON OH MY GOD'
MAF 'YA SHE CRIME FIGHTS JUST WHILE THE SHOW IS NOT ON'

MAF 'WE'LL DO TAMARA'
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TIME'
MAF 'WE'LL FIT HER IN'


MAF
'PIMPING FOR LISTENERS'
'I THINK SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A REALLY NICE HOUSE, JUST IN OUR HEADS SHE LIVES IN A WILDERNESS'
'I'VE WATCHED LAST WEEK'S THIS WEEK, AND I WATCHED THE WEEK BEFORE'S, THIS WEEK'
'OH BLOODY HELL TAMARA "WHO IS ENGLISH IN HEROES?!" ONLY DOCTOR WHO!'
'NOTICED THE FORUM'S BEEN BUSY QUIET THIS WEEK'
'IF YOU'VE ARRIVED FOR A SHOW NEXT WEEK AND I'M HERE TALKING PLEASE TELL ME TO GO HOME'
'THAT SMILE WAS CANADIAN FOR "FUCK OFF"
'IF YOU STAY TUNED AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW YOU'LL HEAR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW'
'WHAT HAPPENS IN SNUG 2 STAYS IN SNUG 2'
LEE
'SO I GOT MYSELF A PINT OF LAGER AND A LARGE WHISKY WITH LOTS OF ICE AND I SAT DOWN AND I THOUGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SMELL FROM THAT FIRE IS REALLY REALLY STRONG, AND THEN I SMELT MY CLOTHES AND THOUGHT OH MY GOD THAT'S REALLY ME. I'VE JUST WONDERED IN FROM THE STREET, I'VE GOT A BIG RUCK SACK ON MY BACK, I'VE GOT A SCARF OVER MY MOUTH, I'VE GOT A PINT OF LAGER AND A LARGE SCOTCH , I LOOK LIKE I'M CELEBRATING SOMETHING OR TRYING TO BRUSH AWAY ADRENALINE AND I'M SAT ON MY OWN DRINKING MY DRINK GETTING READY TO RUSH TO THE STUDIO, STINKING OF SMOKE AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME AND I'M THINKING "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT" AND I THOUGHT THERE'S A BIG FIRE ACROSS THE ROAD AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A SUSPECT!'

'WHEN A MAN YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE SUDDENLY GIVES YOU A THOUSAND POUNDS, THAT'S IMPULSE'

'YOU'RE LISTENING TO SHITE RADIO WITH LEE AND MAF, LIVE ON A THURSDAY'
'I MIGHT VIEW TAMARA TONIGHT IN HER TAXI SHACK'
'AWWW LOOK AT ICLE T IN HER SHACK'
'STOP SLOUCHING GIRL, SIT UP. OH THAT'S BETTER OH THAT'S MUCH BETTER. HA HA OH DEAR ME WHAT'S SHE LIKE... VERY GOOD VERY GOOD. DEFEATS THE OBJECT SITTING UP AND THEN COVERING YOUR FACE, YA DIV' (what's a div?)
'AWW FLUFFLY'S GONE, SHE'S FALLEN OFF HER CHAIR BLESS HER'
'SAT THERE ON THE TABLE LIGHTING MATCHES AND PUTTING THEM IN THE ASHTRAY'
'IF IT'S NOT IN THE SNUGFANS BLOG I DON'T REMEMBER IT QUITE FRANKLY'