THE LIVE SHELLY PARTY SHOW BLOG

This special live Snug is NOT interactive OR being recorded. (or is it?)
There are not a lot of listeners..... just me so far.
It's just like being there but not talking to anyone, or dancing or drinking or eating or getting dessert or having a web cam pointed at my chest! (tsk tsk)

There is further speculation of who the Inposter Scopy Steve is. Who could it be? Fess up!
No new messages yet.

The room says HELLO to me!!!

Spelling mistakes have been found in my last blog! It was late and I can't spell! Just like some Scopy Inposter.... Feel free to point them out Maf (what's stopping you this time)

Maf miss hears a fellow party goer, he thinks they are sneaking things out of asses.

THERE IS MUCH REJOICING (for what I am not sure, could be food....)

It keeps cutting out on me! So I may miss some comedy gold!

Just so the world doesn't think I am a HUGE loser.... I am working while I listen to this PARTY SHOW. Living vicariously through people who have friends and go to parties!

General mayhem continues............................................

I loose connection again....

FOOD ARRIVES

I must say it feels rather weird listening in to the party.
"I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here" (RADIO HEAD SONG 'CREEP')

People are eating and chatting and generally enjoying themselves.
Maf's computer needs to be restarted.
I am cut off and awaiting it all to begin again......

And we're back!
The conversation is now turned to smoking, and the web cam is being hooked up... and there they all are! Everyone waves to me Kim, Darren (with the huge penis), Shelly, (whom I know, she was on my very first live Snug Show), Lolly, Butchy and Lisa (there was some interference so if I missed names or spelled them incorrectly I'm sure Maf will let me know ;o) )

Lee's on the whiskey, (what else is new?)

Talking about laser eye surgery. Sounds gruesome! Not something I could do.

Shelly is playing hostess brilliantly, clearing up, filling glasses etc. etc.....
Looks like dessert is on it's way.
I recognize Shelly's CD player from the flicker photo. Now of course the cam was moved before I got to get a look at the 'made by Shelly' dessert! I guess not to make me jealous.

OMG what kind of web cam has this turned into? Someone (Maf!) did a close up! tsk tsk! What does he take me for... then again I am sure it's just for his fun.

The first guest is leaving, Kim I think....
and with a bit more chit chat and gratuitous web cam action the Snug party broad cast experiment ends.


No quotes for this one....
It was a bit of an uproar as far as trying to hear conversations but amusing non the less.

Anyway I've been Tamara and this has been a strange hour and a half.
Goodnight!

BEFORE I START THIS WEEK'S BLOG I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING NEW
I AM GOING TO START AND STOP THROUGH THIS WEEKS SHOW AND PICK SOME WORDS EACH TIME I STOP AND THAT WILL BE MY (THE) TITLE OF THIS WEEK'S SHOW....

HI SNUG GOOD CAUSE GOOD
SEND THEM MY GOD
SODDEN
OH YA
(HAHAHA)
AND THEN
I'M FAMILIAR WITH PC's

OK on with this week's blog....

Scopy Steve starts the show as per, but this week he has something to report. A message has been received complaining that our Scopy Steve is an inposter inposter a cheat.... Steve corrects this non-spell-checking-ignoramus.
Scopy also gives the Grace Kelly song a go.

And on with the dogs of radio ------------>

A message has shown up on The Snug site. Sounds like a Scopy Steve rival, a rival who can't spell.

Scopy Steve rocks! Comes with their own wheels. A new product in the works. PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY!!!


Apparently this blog makes the Snug into a comedy diamond! I build it's 'carrotage' (Maf creates new words on the fly!) It helps the guys see how funny they are!

Bob Marley's toenail just IM Maf. Lee wants Maf to converse in Marley speak but Maf chickens out and just asks 'who's this'

FLUFFY LAMB IS BACK! She was sorely missed by all and there is much rejoicing at her return!!

Go to the Snug site for the Life On Mars jukebox! OH and Fluffy you must watch LIFE ON MARS!! It is required Snug homework. You don't know what you're missing.

Maf is really enjoying Drawn Together. Lee doesn't get it. He doesn't like cartoons! What a freak, who in their right minds doesn't like cartoons? Hmmm sometimes I worry about that guy. Fluffy and I are on Maf's side when it comes to Drawn Together.

Maf's internet company is going bust... it may or may not interfere with broadcasting.

I tell the guys I've introduced a friend to Life on Mars and they wonder if I am going to introduce people to the Snug. Well it's like this...it is during the day here when the show is on live... and most other people have lives... I have been putting Snug cards all about town... and letting people I know to check it out even when it's not live...

TUNE TIME - LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES - CONEY ISLAND

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THIS JUST IN!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Chingo message from "Angry Listener" Sounds like a threat! Because the message came in during the show the guys know it's a live listener. Alright fess up! Who is it? Who done it? They think it's me because the Scopy Steve speaks incorrectly - what does that mean? grrrr
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NOW BACK TO THE SHOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Maf's been to see the new film 300. Lee wonders if there will be a 302. I am rather insulting in the chatroom about the film but I won't sully this blog by repeating what I said.

Lee saw a Mr.Bean film, says it's not worth it.

HQ makes it into the chatroom and is wondering why most of us are Scopy, I'm DJ Scopy T, Maf is DJ Scopy Maf, Lee is something scopy but I forget. HQ hasn't heard Scopy Steve start the show yet. HQ it's a treat not to be missed! SS's writers are brill, (sometimes)


TUNE TIME - LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES - ASK (originally done by THE SMITHS!!!!)

Maf hated the Smiths back in the day and will NEVER download a Smiths song. I do not understand this attitude, the Smiths were fanatic at stirring a teen's angst soul. I have a special place in my heart for them (can you tell?)

www.7digital.com Lee likes this site, so check it out.


ANNOUNCEMENT
SPECIAL SNUG PARTY
SHOW!
EXPECT MORE!!!!
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE MAYHEM!
9PM SAT MARCH 31ST
MAYBE

?|?|?| TODAY'S SPELLING LESSON
****** THE WORD IS ----------------> PANICKED (yes it has a k) PANIC (does not have a k)
LESSON OVER |!|!|!|

JOSEPH SPENCE - WHEN THE SAINTS I don't think Lee likes him!

The Snug has shared many interesting things with us over the years.
Just off the top of my head
1. LOST
2. HEROES
3. JOSEPH SPENCE
4. LIFE ON MARS
5. JAMES BLUNT
6. MIKA

What has the Snug introduced you to?

BIG BOOK OF THE SNUG
Two years ago Dr.Who's new season had just started.
Lee had a Rugby or Football weekend.

The topic turns to religion, christianity to be more exact.

TAMARA SINGS Mika - Grace Kelly

Lee tells a really bad joke, it's the kind of joke that could get them into trouble.
They eventually climb out of the stench filled hole they dropped themselves into...and slowly become less and less offensive as time goes by.

CindyB has been given a three month live365 membership from the Snug! Maybe she'll be able to listen live again!

Maf brings up his "Annie Lennox spinning in her grave" comment from last week. Maf defends himself without actually giving his actual opinion on my singing. Very PC of you Maf! Then they go into a 'who is meaner when the mics are off' bit. Luckily I've placed several bugs in the gifts I sent. I know what you say behind our backs. Snug Fans unite! You two have no idea what is said about you when you leave the chatroom. mwaaahahahaa More than two can play that game!

SHOW NUMBER ONE WAS MAY THE 6TH!!!
Back when the guys were wondering if they would be able to talk for an hour. The next week Fluffy joined them. She has a gift for them so that means Fluffy is the now NUMBER ONE LISTENER. Or shall we say PIRATE OF THE MONTH?

HARAKARAOKE - STEVE WINDWOOD - VALARIE

this ends this week's blog.... it's done! goodnight!

TOGETHER

MAF 'OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU JUST UNPLUG?
LEE 'I JUST UNPLUGGED MY LITTLE MY LITTLE'
MAF 'STICK?'
LEE 'ME LITTLE BUGGER CAUSE I'M GOING TO PLUG IN THE WHATS-IT'


MAF 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO PLUG YOUR BIG BUGGER IN'
LEE 'YA AND I'M JUST TAKING MY LITTLE BUGGER OUT'

MAF 'I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME RELATION TO TAMARA WHEN YOU SAID THAT AND THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE COMPUTER MAC'
LEE 'THAT'S RIGHT YA I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES GOT THE MOST HOLES....... LALALALA'
MAF 'I'M COMPLETELY CERTAIN IT'S MY MAC BOOK PRO TO BE HONEST WITH YOU'
LEE 'YA I DON'T THINK WE'D BE QUITE AS PLEASURABLE PLUGGING IN A UNIVERSAL SERIAL BUS INTO'
MAF 'LORDY THERE'S A SNUG FANS BLOG IF I EVER HEARD ONE. DON'T FORGET IF YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW ON THE SHOW AND THE THINGS THAT WE SAY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET AND THEN COME BACK TO HAUNT US THE WEEK AFTER GO TO SNUGFANS.BLOGSPOT.COM'
LEE 'AND WHAT A BLOODY GOOD BLOG IT IS!'
MAF 'STERLING WORK'
LEE 'YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS THINKING THIS WEEK...'
MAF 'AGAIN?'
LEE 'YA, YA THAT WAS TWICE, THAT WAS LAST WEEK, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WEEK ALL TOGETHER.'
MAF 'YOU KNOW WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID'
LEE 'IF YOU READ THE BLOG YOU'D THINK OMG THESE GUYS ARE JUST NUTS BUT EVER SO GREATLY FUNNY'
MAF 'YA IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?'

MAF 'YES OBVIOUSLY PERM IS SHORT FOR PERMANENT WAVE'
LEE 'GOD HOW SORE WOULD YOUR ARMS BE?'
MAF 'WITH A PERMANENT WAVE? IT WOULD HURT AFTER A BIT'

MAF 'JAMES WANTS TO KILL YOU APPARENTLY DID YOU KNOW THAT?'
LEE 'APPARENTLY SO, I CAN'T THINK WHY THOUGH'
MAF 'I THINK OUR SUGGESTING HIS WIFE SENT HER UHHH MUFF'
LEE 'SORRY?!?!'
MAF 'I THINK THAT WAS PROBABLY WHY HE WANTS TO KILL YOU. I'M SURE HE ONLY WANTS TO KILL YOU IN A COMEDY FASHION.....(silence on Lee part) I'M SURE HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO KILL YOU'
LEE 'HER MUFF??'
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'DID I ASK FOR THAT?'
MAF 'WELL ERR TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM'
LEE 'WELL IT CERTAINLY WOULD' ......silence follows.......but not {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}

MAF 'OHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WANTS TO KILL YA AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIM ABOUT THAT BIT HEEHEEHEEHEE'
LEE 'OH SHIT'
MAF 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA'
LEE 'SO WHAT IS HE KILLING ME FOR?'
MAF 'FOR BEING FLIRTY I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE ANYMORE FLIRTY WITH TAMARA THAN NORMAL'
LEE 'WHICH BIT OF FLIRTY DIDN'T HE LIKE AND I'LL TURN IT UP A BIT, UMMM DOWN'
MAF 'ACROSS'





LEE 'WHAT'S A SEMI-PERMANENT WAVE?'
MAF 'IT'S ONE THAT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY'
LEE 'OH RIGHT...'
MAF 'WELL THAT WOULD BE AN OCCASIONAL WAVE'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'DOES THAT MEAN AN OCCASIONAL TABLE IS ONLY A TABLE OCCASIONALLY?'
LEE 'EVERY NOW AND AGAIN''
MAF 'EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING ELSE?'
LEE 'YA BUT WHAT IS IT WHEN IT'S NOT A TABLE?' (this question is put to the listening audience.... what are occasional table when they are not tables?)

MAF 'I THINK THAT'S GOING INTO THE SHOW NOTES'
LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE A SWIG OF COFFEE'
MAF 'DON'T DO IT WHILE I'M TYPING....NUMB NUTS'

MAF 'DON'T SAY THAT, YOU'LL HAVE HER HUSBAND ROUND'
LEE 'OH WHAT, COME ON JAMES BRING IT ON BRING IT ON... JUST KIDDING I'M JOKING I'M JOKING!'
MAF 'HE'S AN ISLANDER HE'S PROBABLY ALL RIPPED, MUSCLEY AND EVERYTHING, AND CUTS WOOD DOWN FOR A LIVING, SOMETHING, COULD BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU, HE PROBABLY RIPPLES WHEN HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND NOT LIKE YOU AND ME'

LEE 'HE LIFTS 75 POUND ROCKS' (I said that ;o) )
MAF 'UROHHHAWW SOOOO'
LEE 'WHAT'S THAT IN REAL MONEY?'
MAF 'I DIDN'T KNOW SALT SPRINGERS USED ROCKS FOR MONEY'
LEE 'HE LIFTS 75 POUND ROCKS OHH I CAN LIFT 75 ---- POUND ROCKS'
MAF 'I'VE GOT 90 POUND IN MY WALLET'
LEE '1 - 2 - 3 -HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE ME TO GET TO 75 THAT'S EASY.... HE RIPPLES LIKE GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY' (I said that)'
MAF 'OHHOHOHO GOD'
LEE 'OK'
MAF 'ANOTHER MAC'
LEE 'I TAKE IT ALL BACK YOU KEEP YOUR PUBES TO YOURSELF!'
MAF 'GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY!'
LEE 'IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN'
MAF 'IT IS, WE DON'T MEAN IT'
LEE 'I DON'T WANT YOUR CLIPPINGS AFTER ALL'
MAF 'DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHY WE DON'T GET MORE LISTENERS, BECAUSE THEY LISTEN ONCE AND HEAR US BEING SEXIST AND FLIRTY WITH OUT LISTENERS AND GO EWWW I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THAT' (what does that say about those of us who stay?)
LEE 'MAKES YOU WONDER HOW WEIRD AND FREAKY THE ONES THAT COME BACK ARE' (hahaaha I stopped the show to get Maf's last line, pressed play and here's Lee answering my question... we're weird and freaky [ohhhh you don't know the half of it! LOL])
MAF 'HAHAHA YA WE KNOW THAT'



MAF
'LIKE THE SCOPY STEVE INPOSTER HAS DONE'
'HE SOUNDS REALLY CROSS'
'BECAUSE FOR OUR AMERICAN LISTENERS, WE'VE STARTED AN HOUR EARLY'
'DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I LOST AT STRIP POKER?'
'IS SHE GOING TO GO ALL DRIBBLEY? OHHH I MEANT THAT FROM A TERMINATOR POINT OF VIEW'
'THAT WOULD BE LIKE TAKING THE ORIGINAL BIBLE AND GOING OH THERE'S A SPELLING MISTAKE AND TAKE A RED PEN AND CHANGING IT' (I'd take a red pen of fire to it if I could go back in time!)
'SO FAR SO TOUCHY WOODY'
'YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THE MACDONALD BEDROOM'
'YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM ANTISIPOINTMENT ARE YOU'
'I BELIEVE IN GENE HUNT, HE'S MY GOD'
'I HOPE WE DON'T SUFFER FROM ANTISADISSAPOINTMENT NEXT WEEK'

LEE
'IT WAS RECORDED IN A HAPHAZARD WAY WHOEVER DID IT, IT WAS TOTALLY TOTALLY AMATEUR'
'THE BLOG IS SO MUCH BETTER'
'TAMARA, JAMES, WILLOW AND BRILLO'
'I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE SNIPPETS IN THE MAIL'
'SHE WRITES IT, WE SAY IT AND SHE WRITES IT AGAIN'
'OH SHE'S A LASCIVIOUS BITCH ISN'T SHE?'
'I WENT OUT FOR A LOVELY CHINESE LAST NIGHT.... LOVELY GIRL'
'HOW DARE YOU HOW VERY DARE YOU?!?!?'
'A RANG AT TOTALLY SONGDOM

T
'THE SNUG TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON AND ON AND ON'

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 We groove in and Scopy Steve says?....... He has the correct date this week and he tells us about a listeners two year Snug-aversary!
It's ME!!! Two years of listening to the Snug. Who would have thought two years could go by so fast! Just wait though, soon it will be 3 years for the Snug. Fluffy Lamb started listening almost from the beginning (second week I think) so her 3rd year Snug-aversary is coming up, and Gareth's too! There may not be thousands of us but the few that we are, are loyal!

And here are the DOGS OF INTERNET RADIO!

Lee's drinking Whiskey.

It's gonna be a stealthy Tamara sings tonight. Hear my flat renditions with little or no notice.

Maf tells us about his monthly meeting in London. And a visit to a wax museum. I thought he said Madam Two Swords but with a little research found out it's Madam Tussauds http://www.madame-tussauds.co.uk/

NEWS
THE SNUG WILL END AT SOME POINT!
We should start a betting pool, will the Snug end with a bang, whimper or with someone losing a limb? Or jumping a shark? ohh I'd pay 2 bits to see that, will it be both of you? will you be wearing leather jackets? AYYEEEEEEE
Vote now! Has the Snug already jumped the shark? Did they make it? Have limbs been lost already?

Lee fiddles with his thingy and gets frustrated.
Maf travels 100 miles and Maf travels 100 more just to be the guy who complains about traveling 200 miles to do the show. (set to the obvious tune)

Sad loss for Tex-ass listener CINDYB.

Tamara sings - not so stealthy - (damn it's hard to listen to myself, I need voice lessons to stop being so flat!) - Who's That Girl

I'm making faces at the webcam to freak the guys out and it works! Lee thinks I'm on a wood paneled cruise ship this week. Better than the taxi shack.

Lee lived the Comic Relief.

WHERE IS FLUFFY LAMB?


[[[[[[[[[[[A PAUSE FOR THOUGHT]]]]]]]]]]]]]] (contemplating a square tango to Firestarter)

CindyB is in the house, not listening, but in the chatroom.

THE BIG BOOK OF SNUG

Show 44 - notes about a girl sleeping in Starbucks. (Maf doesn't remember but I do. The woman leap up and raced out.)
Show 45 - Somebody called Tamara MacDonald a new listener, way back 2 years ago!

SNUG 3RD BIRTHDAY Send them stuff, send them stuff, send them stuff. Lee is sending subliminal messages for gifts. Lee says he'll settle for a lock of my hair, so I pull out the scissors and pretend to cut my hair and armpit hair and the guys flip out. Lee is naughty thinking I might send some 'Brillo' hair. NOT!!
I told James all about you Lee and he wants to kill you now! LOL

CindyB needs tech support.
Random chitchat while Maf is doing live tech support for CindyB.

Bad jokes Lee gets via text messages.

We get updates on Cindy's computer.

Chitchat about Mika and Grace Kelly. I am really enjoying his music. He's delicious (and too young for me damn it!)

While Maf is giving tech support to Cindy, Lee is conversing with HQ about Excel.

SKYPE CALL
To CindyB! They dial her work number, luckily no one answers! They try again...
CindyB answers! She is very surprised. Still not able to listen, but Maf promises to help after the show.... Did he? Will Cindy be able to listen next week?

Lee watched The Queen, he actually bought the DVD! Maf is shocked. He thought it was really really good. Turns out Tony Blair has balls!

{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} because Maf was reading an IM from CindyB.

Tamara sings again, Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason

Maf is still perplexed at CindyB's computer troubles! He's given up! Computer Doobery Wizard Maf has given up!

SKYPE
I call to complain that the show is not all about me. I remind Maf and Lee to watch THE DAILY SHOW AND THE COLBERT REPORT. I (jokingly) complain about the show being about CindyB.
Two Snug years old I am!


Harikaraoke (dedicated to me) - All My Loving (awwwwww how sweet!)

Maf's been Maf and Lee has not and it's MY party and I'll say goodnight! Goodnight!


QUOTES

TOGETHER
LEE 'I THINK I'LL CUT THAT THERE NOW'
MAF 'DO YA THINK?'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'DOES IT JUST GO ON AND ON?'
LEE 'IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON FOR ABOUT THREE AND A HALF DAYS, IT'S THE BIG MIX'

MAF 'SO YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT OVER THE NEXT TWO HOURS WE'LL BE MENTIONING TAMARA ONCE OR TWICE'
LEE 'YES'
MAF 'AND NOTHING ELSE'
LEE 'THAT'S IT'
MAF 'WE'LL SIT IN SILENCE FOR TWO HOURS AND GO.... TAMARA"
LEE 'IT'S MY TURN THEN, YOU SAID IT BEFORE'
MAF 'SORRY I WAS AD-LIBBING, I WAS YOU KNOW, LIKE JAZZ, I WAS IMPROVISING'

MAF 'DON'T PANIC TAMARA'
LEE 'PANIC TODAY' (I really should start charging for Tamara/tomorrow jokes $5.00 a joke KACHING)

MAF 'THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT JUMPING THE SHARK'
LEE 'JESUS WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT?!'
MAF 'IT WAS A ROLLER COASTER SHOW'
LEE 'IN AN AQUARIUM'
MAF 'BUT THAT'S BY THE BY'

LEE 'JUST CHECKING MY WHATS-IT'
MAF 'EWWW PUT IT AWAY'

MAF 'NOT ANNIE LENNOX, WHO'S SPINNING IN HER GRAVE'
LEE 'SHE'S NOT DEAD'
MAF 'YA I KNOW'
LEE ****SOUNDS OF SHOCKED ALMOST LAUGHTER**** (I am gutted I think Maf does not like my singing...)
Maf quickly changes the subject to my hair! and then claims he's joking!

LEE 'WHAT KIND OF APPOINTMENT'S THAT? A STANDING APPOINTMENT?'
MAF 'IT'S WHERE YOU GO AND STAND'
LEE 'WHAT'S THE POINT IN THAT?'
MAF 'THEY TAKE ALL THE CHAIRS AWAY'
LEE 'OH IT'S A PARTY GAME'

LEE 'OK WE'RE GOING TO DO A SQUARE TANGO TO FIRE STARTER'
MAF 'I WANT EVERYBODY TO SIT FOR JUST ONE SECOND AND PICTURE THAT IN YOUR HEADS'

LEE 'I GOT A BONUS'
MAF 'YOU GOT TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF THE OLD WOMEN FROM THE PARTY?'
LEE 'OLD WOMEN DON'T SLEEP'

LEE 'A TAMARA CINDY SANDWICH'
MAF 'AND I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE'

LEE 'ARE YOU TWO HAVING A DATE AFTER THE SHOW WITHOUT ME?'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT FAIR'
CINDYB 'YOU CAN WATCH'
LEE 'OK OK!'
MAF 'I NEARLY KEELED OVER THEN'


MAF
'A STEALTHY TAMARA SINGS'
'FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO RIP OFF THEIR EARPHONE WHEN WE PLAY THE JINGLE, WE'RE GONNA CATCH YOU BY SURPRISE, NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY OF YA'
'HOW WEIR'
'IT WAS A BIT LIKE CHOOSE LIFE, EXPECT MORE' (it was my *&%^$ piece work, drivin me crazy it is)
'MATT LUCAS' HEAD ON A STICK JUST AS YOU WALKED IN' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Lucas
'THERE WAS SOMEBODY TOUCHING UP CHRIS TARRANT'
'WE'LL HAVE TO UP OUR GAME'
'THIS COSTS MONEY AND OUR LISTENERS DON'T PAY TO LISTEN AND NOR WOULD I WANT THEM TO IT'S A FREE SERVICE'
'IT MADE ME THINK, WELL THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME THINK'
'NOW I THINK WE JUMPED THE SHARK AGES AGO'
'DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'LL HAPPEN, IT'S NOT AN IMPENDING FUTURE'
'WHAT ARE WE ON?'
'SHE NEEDS TO SAVE FACES LIKE THAT FOR NEXT TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY'
'BACK IN OUR MORNING SHOW DAYS WHERE WE COME FROM.... UMMM IN MY HEAD'
'I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING A WEIRD PIRATE'
'THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME AND TAMARA IN TEXAS'
'CANADIANS ARE JUST ENGLISH PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT ACCENT'

LEE
'I'VE BEEN FIDDLING' (what happened to the guitar?)
'REAL TIME AS OPPOSED TO PRETEND TIME'
'WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT? YOUR JOB THAT PAYS YOUR SALARY ALL YEAR, OR 2 HOURS ON A THURSDAY NIGHT, THINK ABOUT IT MAF.'
'THAT'S PLANNING, WE DON'T DO THAT'
'WE'VE BEEN FUNNY FOR 308 HOURS'
'I MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME NOW, I DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT JINGLE PLAY'
'STRIPY DRESS'
'ONE OF THOSE PROCLAIMERS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE'
'MAYBE FLUFFY WAS CINDYB'S CAT'
'I THINK SHE LOOKS REALLY FUNKY IN THAT SCRUNCHED UP, I'VE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF BED LOOK'
'TAMARA FROM CANODA IS LISTENING, WATCHING, VIEWING'
'WOW I SOUND QUITE SEXY WHEN I DO THAT'
'WOW DEAD SEXY, SEND IT, SEND IT RIGHT NOW'

SCOPY STEVE
'HER NAME IS T FROM CANARDER'
'ONE DAY SOON THE DOCTORS MAY REDUCE HER MEDICATION AND ALLOW HER TO HOLD SHARP ITEMS AGAIN'
"THE DOGS OF INTERNET RADIO'

THURSDAY THE 13th? THE 13th?
Scopy Steve starts out not only with the wrong date but is also trying to scam listeners... I finally caught on after my 5th call. (what's that in Salt Spring dollars?)

Oh ya, the show is back after a week off.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG ~~~Last week Lee couldn't do the show because he was going to see Black AND he had an interview with Colin! Dead excited he was! And so since Lee wasn't going to be there and Maf realized I would be a poor substitute for Lee, decided not to do a show. But that's OK because we have the Black interview to look forward to.........~~~~~ to be continued.

Sounds like Lee isn't so excited about playing the Black interview.... I wonder why. hmmmmm what's up with Lee? ***scratches head***
Lee gives a low down about the interview. He had a brilliant interview. BUT
<>the recorder didn't work! The entire interview was not recorded! I am not even going to 'take the piss' because this really stinks for Lee! Lee had a brilliant time doing the interview, the fact it wasn't recorded is so sad. :o(

Maf plays the jingle I sent in for consideration.

Tune time - BLACK (of course) Are You Having a Wonderful Life?

And thus ends the half hour of Lee in his healing process. He progressed through the five stages of grief. (not necessarily in this order)

• Denial (this isn't happening to me!)
  
• Anger (why is this happening to me?)
  
• Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...)
  
• Depression (I don't care anymore)
  
• Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)

SKYPE is up and running.

Maf catches us up on his IT meeting/ adventuring day. A lot of sliding occurred as well as a tree casualty.

Maf tells his harrowing flat tire experience! Doesn't sound like fun! or restful! Lee throws in a tire story as well.

We meander though some chit-chat about this and that.

Lee is begging a listener to call. They name Gareth, Elmo and several other people. (not me mind you) So I refrain from calling, wanting to give someone else the chance.... and time ticks on....

Maf's new MAC computer is named Tamara! LOL James says it's funny and a little creepy. (said with humour :o) )

Lee mentions no one has Skyped them yet and begs me to... so I do. A very cool Life on Mars clip. I forgot to turn off the show first and so got flummoxed and ended the call very fast. But Lee just wanted to see if the clip worked anyway so it was all good. Maf thinks they sound like impersonations! I knew they were real! **eyes rolling**

WHERE ARE YOU FLUFFY LAMB?
WHERE ARE YOU CINDYB?
WHERE IS THE 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED' SPOT?

Tune time - Black LEAVING SONG

CindyB wants to hire Lee to do some computery stuff for her.

I am surprised to hear Maf and Lee didn't know WORLD PARTY! I send a link to wiki and Lee sounds appalled. And yes ERASURE does a song called Ship of Fools as well but a different version.

I IM Maf to tell Lee to feck off and I have no idea now why now but in the moment you must have 'ticked' me off .... though Lee is NOT offended.

There is a new 20 pound note and it has caused Lee to go mental. Many many people returning them because businesses were not taking them!

The guys notice the numbers are low tonight.
Prizes for current listeners who bring in new listeners! The are NOT saying to do illegal things!


Tamara sing - You're So Vain (it was about Maf because he is so vain! :oP)

HAPPY (UK) MOTHER'S DAY!

{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}

NEXT WEEK IS MY 2 YEAR SNUG-ANIVERSARY! It's a show for me!!! I am to torture you all by sending in 2 songs!
Maf mentioned Drawn Together, Lee if you want to melt your brain, watch it!!

HARI-KARAOKE - Grace Kelly - Mika

I had to leave and this is the week they did a SNUG 2. Don't know what Snug 2 is? Listen live! and stay turned after the regular show for KARAOKE GOLD!'

I've been Tamara and next week it's ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!!
I am mad with power!
This has been this week's blog.

TOGETHER
MAF 'I'VE USED THOSE DRESSING ROOMS'
LEE 'HAVE YOU?'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN NOW, YOU MEAN JUST ANY OLD BODY CAN BE THERE?!'

MAF'I'M GUTTING FUCK-ED'
LEE 'NOT AS I GUTTING FUCK-ED AS I WAS! I WAS ABSOLUTELY GOB SMACKED!'


LEE 'AND I SCREWED IT UP, WELL I DON'T THINK I DID, IT WAS DIGITAL EQUIPMENT. BUT IT'S OUR RADIO SHOW SO OUR...'
MAF chimes in and says 'SO IT WAS YOUR SHOW A MINUTE AGO WHEN YOU WERE TELLING PEOPLE YOU INTERVIEWED BLACK, BUT IT'S OURS NOW THAT YOU FUCKED UP'
LEE 'IT'S OUR UP FUCK'
MAF 'YES YES'
LEE 'SORRY SORRY UM BUT'
MAF 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'
LEE 'WELL I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS GREAT'

MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'DON'T CALL ME THAT'
MAF 'K'
LEE 'DON'T CALL ME KAY THAT'S WORSE'

MAF 'IT APPEARS MY NUTS ARE 21ML NOT 19 OR 17'
LEE 'LUCKY LUCKY BOY'
MAF 'HOPE NOBODY'S JOINING THIS STORY HALF WAY THROUGH' actually that's exactly what happened to me... I put my headphones in just in time to hear 'my nuts are.....' and I thought 'what is he talking about?!' LOL

LEE 'WHAT YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR NUTS OFF'
MAF 'SO THAT GET'S THROWN INTO THE BOOT ALONG WITH THE OBLIGATORY CURSING AND SWEARING AND IT'S NOW HALF PAST 10, QUARTER TO 11 ISH, NO HALF PAST 10. SO WE GO AROUND TO HER DAD'S AND WE GET A BIG SET OF ADJUSTABLE SPANNERS AND THEY STARTED CHEWING MY NUTS OFF"

MAF 'SEE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ENOUGH IS IS A FOREIGNER'
LEE 'IT'S ALWAYS TAMARA'
MAF 'WITH ALL DUE RESPECT'
LEE 'YA SHE IS FOREIGN BUT SHE'S.....EWWWW.....SHE'S MORE SNUG THEN ANYBODY'
MAF 'AND YET I DON'T THINK OF HER AS A FOREIGNER'
LEE 'NO'
MAF 'IT'S REALLY ODD'
LEE 'ONLY WHEN SHE TALKS'

MAF 'WE'RE NOT ENCOURAGING IT, YOU'RE NOT TO DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL'
LEE 'DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL'
MAF 'DON'T DO ANY THING ILLEGAL, YES DO IT, NO DON'T'
LEE 'BAD SNUG GOOD SNUG'

MAF 'WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME?'
LEE 'MIKA, GOES IN THE SHOW NOTE IT MEANS IT'S REAL'
MAF 'YES IT'S GOING IN OUR SHOW NOTES I DREAD TO THINK WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SNUG FAN'S BLOG'


MAF 'YA BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THE SAME DYNAMICS AGAIN ARE YA? CAUSE YOU'LL ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND HE'LL GO "YES I REMEMBER THEN WHEN GUY....." AND TELL YOU THE SAME STORY AGAIN'

MAF

'I CAN'T GET MY NUTS OFF'
'INSPECTS MY NUTS, IT'S PART OF THE SERVICE'
'THERE'S SOME FREAKY FREAKY DOOBERYS'
'YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CLEVER TO HAVE KIDS'
'EXCUSE ME I USED YOUR PRODUCT AND I DIDN'T GET LAID'

LEE

'WOW THESE MUSICIANS REALLY KNOW THEIR ONIONS'
'I SET THE RECORDER OFF, BECAUSE I'D BEEN PRACTICING WITH IT ALL WEEK'
'I WAS JUST A BLUR'
'WE'RE HAVING A REAL CATALOG OF ERRORS AREN'T WE'
'YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BUT YOU ARE BIG. STOP IT YOU'RE A VERY CRUEL NASTY PASTY'
'MENTAL-LEE IS BLACK'
'TAMARA JUST GIVE US A CALL ON SKYPE' {and the very next second, I call!}
'IT'S ALWAYS TAMARA'
'MCDONALD'S WOULDN'T TAKE IT, I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT, BUT THEN AGAIN THINKING ABOUT IT YES I COULD! I MEAN YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TO UNIVERSITY FOR FOUR YEARS HOW COULD WE EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ALL THIS?'
'I VERY NEARLY WET MY SELF, A LITTLE BIT OF WEE CAME OUT'

Show - nothing
Podcast - nonexistent

This week's show does not start with Green Onions or Scopy Steve's terrible manners.

Lee does not tell a funny / amusing story and Maf does not laugh.

We do not get an update on Maf or Lee's week.

There is no tune time.

No one is in the chatroom this week.

We have no idea where ALED is.

({{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE - lasts all week long}}}}}}

Lee does not tell an unfunny or funny joke and Maf does not laugh at it.

There are no pee breaks or coffee breaks and nothing is spilled.

There is not a second tune time.

Lee does not rant.

Maf does not talk about Heroes while Lee does not tune him out.

There are no Skype calls or messages left during normal show hours.

Tamara does not sing.

Harikaraoke is silent too.

And thus ends the NOT show this week.

They have not been Maf and Lee and I am not sure if I am Tamara but I know I'm not Fluffy Lamb, this has been this week's blog.

QUOTES

TOGETHER

MAF '_____________________________'
LEE '_______________________________'
MAF '___________________'
LEE '_____'

MAF

'__________________________'
'____'
'___________________'
'__________________________________'

LEE

'__________________'
'____________________________________'
'__________________________________'
'_______________________________________________'

The one with
NO SHOW NEXT WEEK

Scopy Steve, rude as usual, starts the show.

Happy Saint David's day! Woo Hoo it's finally here! (what is Saint David's day?)


The show starts with Lee telling a story to the sound of Firestarter. There's been a fire almost across from Maf's. Lee smells like fire (is he the fire-starter?)

Maf bought a MAC! He seems to have more money than he knows what to do with, so I'll repeat my 'give me money Maf" demand!

Lee and the Mrs. are going to see Fat Ballet. Mrs. Lee says she'll feel really good watching them. We need an update Lee, how was it?

More speculation about my house and it's wooded (woodennnn) walls and the wilderness I live in. :oP

Heroes rocks! What a fab show. Unfortunately it is off for 5 weeks now! Same with Grey's Anatomy!

NO SHOW NEXT WEEK, NO SHOW NEXT WEEK, NO SHOW NEXT WEEK NO SHOW NEXT WEEK
Lee is interviewing Black and Maf just can't be assed to do the show on his own. Hey I thought I was going to be Lee! I was teased! I prepared a whole bunch of things for it too! (ok didn't really but I could have and it would have all gone to waste!) I am doing this blog on Thursday, 12:00 pm (just an hour away from when the show would have aired! What will I do with my time? Fluffy and I were suppose to do an F&T Show but she must have been busy this week.) I am so aloneeeeee!!!

SHOCKING NEWS!! Fluffy Lamb has never seen LIFE ON MARS! Maf can not fathom it and I too am shocked! This is your homework Fluffy, watch LIFE ON MARS! It is a must watch, so do it do it do it!

Lee read my last week's blog! I am so honored. I think they really like it because of their quotes and not really my writing style or anything clever I may or may not say.

Maf gives Fluffy some real suggestions of podcast she can listen to instead of the Snug., so she can cheat on them more efficiantly.

Lee wants a real jingle, send it in! The Lee and Maf supper show or something like that.

Tune time - Level 42 - Running in the Family. I forget sometimes how much I like this band!

Maf does some complicated calendar math and hurts his brain. He is confused, perplexed and discombobulated.
The Snug is nearly 3 years old!! Send gifts now! I should have already sent a gift but I am so lame! Send gifts for May! I went through the CD Maf sent me ages ago and found the first show I listened to live! MARCH 24 2005! They played K-OS for me. I showed up around the time Maf was ditching the 'round the world in 80 listeners' spot. Since then Maf has been to North America twice and has not been to see me! So if I send gifts for the third anniversary of the Snug, what will I be getting for my second year anniversary as Snug listener? Funny in some ways it feels like just yesterday and in others I feel like I've been here FOREVER!

Maf's word of the week, DIGRESS. Lee plays with the spinning light toy.

Maf reviews The Hostel - not my cuppa blood. Nasty stuff! *vom*

TAMARA'S TIP OF THE WEEK - use a warm (not hot) tea bag on an eye sty.

LEE get caught up with Heroes so we can talk freely!

Fluffy's hair colour is discussed! Lee is kinda mean.

{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE -not commented on }}}}


No CindyB in the chatroom. WHERE WERE YOU CINDYB???

No WHERE ARE YOU ALED!! I miss Aled and his dog poo stories!

OH I HAVE BEEN PUBLICLY CURSED!! I sent Maf a link for arcade games and such and for that act of kindness I have been cursed! I feel all green, bubbly and scaly already!

Tamara sings Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You

Hari-karaoke - Bring Me Sunshine (OTHER WISE KNOWN AS 'LEE'S LOVE MAKING KARAOKE')

And with that the show ends, I've been neither Maf or Lee but I think I have been Tamara and I think this ends the blog for this week.
I have a week off from the snug fan blog as there is no show next week (today) what the hell will I do with all this free time?


TOGETHER QUOTES

MAF 'YOU'D BE NO GOOD AT A RAP WAR CONTEST'
LEE 'YA I'D BE CAA-RAP'

LEE 'SO MAF WOW IT'S AS STEVE SAID IT'S EM SHOW......'
MAF '-PATRIC'S DAY'
LEE 'AND POD-CAST'
MAF 'THURSDAY'
LEE 'POD-CAST THURSDAY, I LIKE THAT, WE COULD SELL THAT TO ORANGE, ORANGE WEDNESDAY PODCAST THURSDAY'

MAF 'I'VE SEEN THEM ALL'
LEE 'HAVE YOU? THAT BIG SHOPPING CENTER'
MAF 'THEM ALL NOT THE MALL'
LEE 'OK SORRY'


LEE 'SHE'S GOT A JUMPER ON AS WELL IS IT NOT SUMMER THERE YET, IS IT STILL COLD'
MAF 'IT'LL STILL BE QUITE COLD IT'S MARCH'
LEE 'AND CANADA'
MAF 'KNOWN FOR IT'S TROPICAL CLIMET'


LEE 'IS THERE SUCH A THING AS UN-PROPAGANDA, TO DO WITH GEESE?'
MAF 'NON-PROPAGANDA, FAKE GANDA?'
LEE 'WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE PROPA-GANGA'
MAF 'YES, INPROPERGANDA'


LEE 'DON'T KNOW IF I'VE MENTIONED THIS BUT I'M GOING TO SEE BLACK NEXT THURSDAY.'
MAF 'HA HA HA NO REALLY ARE YOU?
LEE 'YA I MIGHT GET TO INTERVIEW HIM AS WELL'
MAF 'OHHH PRESS RELEASE?'
LEE 'WHERE'S THE BUTTON?'
MAF 'HEEHEEHEE' (Maf laughs just like Muttley from Hanna Barbara cartoon, here's a link it's not in English but it's the laugh at the end that's important anyway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibk9Zk1_yI)

MAF 'ON THE FORUM THERE'S A "MAF PROMISED" THREAD OR MAF PROMISED BUT'
LEE 'MAF PROMISED THREAD WELL HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR HIS WEEKEND CAUSE HE NEEDS A STRONG PIECE OF STRING'
MAF 'WELL IT'S BETTER THAN THE LAST SENTANCE WHICH WAS "MAF PROMISED BUT"
LEE 'EWWW'
MAF 'THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT DELIVERING QUITE FRANKLY'

LEE 'OH FLUFFY LOOKS REALLY SCARY'
MAF 'SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'I DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE URM UH UH WHO DID UH UH'
LEE 'ROGER RABBIT? NO'
MAF 'WHO DID RODGER RABBIT, THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT FILM. UMMMM WHO'S THE SKATER BOY, GIRL '
LEE 'AVRIL LAVIEN'
MAF 'THAT'S THE ONE, SHE LOOKS LIKE AVRIL LAVIEN IN HER SKATER BOY PERIOD'

LEE 'AND TAMARA'S HAIR IS LOOKING QUITE LOOKING LIKE UMM'
MAF 'HAS SHE GOT AN ALICE BAND IN?'
LEE 'IT'S GROWING'
MAF 'SHE'S NOT SITTING STILL LONG ENOUGH IS SHE? SHE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HER HAIR EH?'
LEE 'I THINK SHE'S GOT WORMS '
MAF 'WHAT??'
LEE 'SHE'S GOT WORMS'
MAF ' SHE'S NOT SITTING STILL YOU MEAN?'
LEE 'AHH SHE'S GOT AN ALICE BAND'
MAF 'AND SHE'S GOT AN IMAGINARY FRIEND CALLED ALICE TOO'
LEE 'AHH OHHH EWWW OH YES'
MAF 'THAT'T NOT AN ALICE BAND'
LEE 'IT'S A BAT MASK'
HAHAHAHA
MAF 'BAT TAMARA SWINGS INTO ACTION OH DEAR HAHAHA'
LEE 'MAYBE SHE JUST STOPS BEING BATWOMAN OR CATWOMAN.... OH MY GOD PUT IT BACK ON PUT IT BACK ON PUT IT BACK ON YOU WEIRDO PUT IT BACK ON OH MY GOD'
MAF 'YA SHE CRIME FIGHTS JUST WHILE THE SHOW IS NOT ON'

MAF 'WE'LL DO TAMARA'
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TIME'
MAF 'WE'LL FIT HER IN'


MAF
'PIMPING FOR LISTENERS'
'I THINK SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A REALLY NICE HOUSE, JUST IN OUR HEADS SHE LIVES IN A WILDERNESS'
'I'VE WATCHED LAST WEEK'S THIS WEEK, AND I WATCHED THE WEEK BEFORE'S, THIS WEEK'
'OH BLOODY HELL TAMARA "WHO IS ENGLISH IN HEROES?!" ONLY DOCTOR WHO!'
'NOTICED THE FORUM'S BEEN BUSY QUIET THIS WEEK'
'IF YOU'VE ARRIVED FOR A SHOW NEXT WEEK AND I'M HERE TALKING PLEASE TELL ME TO GO HOME'
'THAT SMILE WAS CANADIAN FOR "FUCK OFF"
'IF YOU STAY TUNED AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW YOU'LL HEAR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW'
'WHAT HAPPENS IN SNUG 2 STAYS IN SNUG 2'
LEE
'SO I GOT MYSELF A PINT OF LAGER AND A LARGE WHISKY WITH LOTS OF ICE AND I SAT DOWN AND I THOUGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SMELL FROM THAT FIRE IS REALLY REALLY STRONG, AND THEN I SMELT MY CLOTHES AND THOUGHT OH MY GOD THAT'S REALLY ME. I'VE JUST WONDERED IN FROM THE STREET, I'VE GOT A BIG RUCK SACK ON MY BACK, I'VE GOT A SCARF OVER MY MOUTH, I'VE GOT A PINT OF LAGER AND A LARGE SCOTCH , I LOOK LIKE I'M CELEBRATING SOMETHING OR TRYING TO BRUSH AWAY ADRENALINE AND I'M SAT ON MY OWN DRINKING MY DRINK GETTING READY TO RUSH TO THE STUDIO, STINKING OF SMOKE AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME AND I'M THINKING "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT" AND I THOUGHT THERE'S A BIG FIRE ACROSS THE ROAD AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A SUSPECT!'

'WHEN A MAN YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE SUDDENLY GIVES YOU A THOUSAND POUNDS, THAT'S IMPULSE'

'YOU'RE LISTENING TO SHITE RADIO WITH LEE AND MAF, LIVE ON A THURSDAY'
'I MIGHT VIEW TAMARA TONIGHT IN HER TAXI SHACK'
'AWWW LOOK AT ICLE T IN HER SHACK'
'STOP SLOUCHING GIRL, SIT UP. OH THAT'S BETTER OH THAT'S MUCH BETTER. HA HA OH DEAR ME WHAT'S SHE LIKE... VERY GOOD VERY GOOD. DEFEATS THE OBJECT SITTING UP AND THEN COVERING YOUR FACE, YA DIV' (what's a div?)
'AWW FLUFFLY'S GONE, SHE'S FALLEN OFF HER CHAIR BLESS HER'
'SAT THERE ON THE TABLE LIGHTING MATCHES AND PUTTING THEM IN THE ASHTRAY'
'IF IT'S NOT IN THE SNUGFANS BLOG I DON'T REMEMBER IT QUITE FRANKLY'