Monday, March 19, 2007

THURSDAY THE 13th? THE 13th?
Scopy Steve starts out not only with the wrong date but is also trying to scam listeners... I finally caught on after my 5th call. (what's that in Salt Spring dollars?)

Oh ya, the show is back after a week off.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SNUG ~~~Last week Lee couldn't do the show because he was going to see Black AND he had an interview with Colin! Dead excited he was! And so since Lee wasn't going to be there and Maf realized I would be a poor substitute for Lee, decided not to do a show. But that's OK because we have the Black interview to look forward to.........~~~~~ to be continued.

Sounds like Lee isn't so excited about playing the Black interview.... I wonder why. hmmmmm what's up with Lee? ***scratches head***
Lee gives a low down about the interview. He had a brilliant interview. BUT
<>the recorder didn't work! The entire interview was not recorded! I am not even going to 'take the piss' because this really stinks for Lee! Lee had a brilliant time doing the interview, the fact it wasn't recorded is so sad. :o(

Maf plays the jingle I sent in for consideration.

Tune time - BLACK (of course) Are You Having a Wonderful Life?

And thus ends the half hour of Lee in his healing process. He progressed through the five stages of grief. (not necessarily in this order)

  • Denial (this isn't happening to me!)
  • Anger (why is this happening to me?)
  • Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...)
  • Depression (I don't care anymore)
  • Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes)
SKYPE is up and running.

Maf catches us up on his IT meeting/ adventuring day. A lot of sliding occurred as well as a tree casualty.

Maf tells his harrowing flat tire experience! Doesn't sound like fun! or restful! Lee throws in a tire story as well.

We meander though some chit-chat about this and that.

Lee is begging a listener to call. They name Gareth, Elmo and several other people. (not me mind you) So I refrain from calling, wanting to give someone else the chance.... and time ticks on....

Maf's new MAC computer is named Tamara! LOL James says it's funny and a little creepy. (said with humour :o) )

Lee mentions no one has Skyped them yet and begs me to... so I do. A very cool Life on Mars clip. I forgot to turn off the show first and so got flummoxed and ended the call very fast. But Lee just wanted to see if the clip worked anyway so it was all good. Maf thinks they sound like impersonations! I knew they were real! **eyes rolling**

WHERE ARE YOU FLUFFY LAMB?
WHERE ARE YOU CINDYB?
WHERE IS THE 'WHERE ARE YOU ALED' SPOT?

Tune time - Black LEAVING SONG

CindyB wants to hire Lee to do some computery stuff for her.

I am surprised to hear Maf and Lee didn't know WORLD PARTY! I send a link to wiki and Lee sounds appalled. And yes ERASURE does a song called Ship of Fools as well but a different version.

I IM Maf to tell Lee to feck off and I have no idea now why now but in the moment you must have 'ticked' me off .... though Lee is NOT offended.

There is a new 20 pound note and it has caused Lee to go mental. Many many people returning them because businesses were not taking them!

The guys notice the numbers are low tonight.
Prizes for current listeners who bring in new listeners! The are NOT saying to do illegal things!


Tamara sing - You're So Vain (it was about Maf because he is so vain! :oP)

HAPPY (UK) MOTHER'S DAY!

{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}

NEXT WEEK IS MY 2 YEAR SNUG-ANIVERSARY! It's a show for me!!! I am to torture you all by sending in 2 songs!
Maf mentioned Drawn Together, Lee if you want to melt your brain, watch it!!

HARI-KARAOKE -
Grace Kelly - Mika

I had to leave and this is the week they did a SNUG 2. Don't know what Snug 2 is? Listen live! and stay turned after the regular show for KARAOKE GOLD!'

I've been Tamara and next week it's ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!!
I am mad with power!
This has been this week's blog.

TOGETHER
MAF 'I'VE USED THOSE DRESSING ROOMS'
LEE 'HAVE YOU?'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN NOW, YOU MEAN JUST ANY OLD BODY CAN BE THERE?!'

MAF'I'M GUTTING FUCK-ED'
LEE 'NOT AS I GUTTING FUCK-ED AS I WAS! I WAS ABSOLUTELY GOB SMACKED!'


LEE 'AND I SCREWED IT UP, WELL I DON'T THINK I DID, IT WAS DIGITAL EQUIPMENT. BUT IT'S OUR RADIO SHOW SO OUR...'
MAF chimes in and says 'SO IT WAS YOUR SHOW A MINUTE AGO WHEN YOU WERE TELLING PEOPLE YOU INTERVIEWED BLACK, BUT IT'S OURS NOW THAT YOU FUCKED UP'
LEE 'IT'S OUR UP FUCK'
MAF 'YES YES'
LEE 'SORRY SORRY UM BUT'
MAF 'I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'
LEE 'WELL I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS GREAT'

MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'DON'T CALL ME THAT'
MAF 'K'
LEE 'DON'T CALL ME KAY THAT'S WORSE'

MAF 'IT APPEARS MY NUTS ARE 21ML NOT 19 OR 17'
LEE 'LUCKY LUCKY BOY'
MAF 'HOPE NOBODY'S JOINING THIS STORY HALF WAY THROUGH' actually that's exactly what happened to me... I put my headphones in just in time to hear 'my nuts are.....' and I thought 'what is he talking about?!' LOL

LEE 'WHAT YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR NUTS OFF'

MAF 'SO THAT GET'S THROWN INTO THE BOOT ALONG WITH THE OBLIGATORY CURSING AND SWEARING AND IT'S NOW HALF PAST 10, QUARTER TO 11 ISH, NO HALF PAST 10. SO WE GO AROUND TO HER DAD'S AND WE GET A BIG SET OF ADJUSTABLE SPANNERS AND THEY STARTED CHEWING MY NUTS OFF"

MAF 'SEE THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ENOUGH IS IS A FOREIGNER'
LEE 'IT'S ALWAYS TAMARA'
MAF 'WITH ALL DUE RESPECT'
LEE 'YA SHE IS FOREIGN BUT SHE'S.....EWWWW.....SHE'S MORE SNUG THEN ANYBODY'
MAF 'AND YET I DON'T THINK OF HER AS A FOREIGNER'
LEE 'NO'
MAF 'IT'S REALLY ODD'
LEE 'ONLY WHEN SHE TALKS'

MAF 'WE'RE NOT ENCOURAGING IT, YOU'RE NOT TO DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL'
LEE 'DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL'
MAF 'DON'T DO ANY THING ILLEGAL, YES DO IT, NO DON'T'
LEE 'BAD SNUG GOOD SNUG'

MAF 'WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME?'
LEE 'MIKA, GOES IN THE SHOW NOTE IT MEANS IT'S REAL'
MAF 'YES IT'S GOING IN OUR SHOW NOTES I DREAD TO THINK WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SNUG FAN'S BLOG'


MAF 'YA BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THE SAME DYNAMICS AGAIN ARE YA? CAUSE YOU'LL ASK YOUR QUESTIONS AND HE'LL GO "YES I REMEMBER THEN WHEN GUY....." AND TELL YOU THE SAME STORY AGAIN'

MAF
'I CAN'T GET MY NUTS OFF'
'INSPECTS MY NUTS, IT'S PART OF THE SERVICE'
'THERE'S SOME FREAKY FREAKY DOOBERYS'
'YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CLEVER TO HAVE KIDS'
'EXCUSE ME I USED YOUR PRODUCT AND I DIDN'T GET LAID'

LEE
'WOW THESE MUSICIANS REALLY KNOW THEIR ONIONS'
'I SET THE RECORDER OFF, BECAUSE I'D BEEN PRACTICING WITH IT ALL WEEK'
'I WAS JUST A BLUR'
'WE'RE HAVING A REAL CATALOG OF ERRORS AREN'T WE'
'YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BUT YOU ARE BIG. STOP IT YOU'RE A VERY CRUEL NASTY PASTY'
'MENTAL-LEE IS BLACK'
'TAMARA JUST GIVE US A CALL ON SKYPE' {and the very next second, I call!}
'IT'S ALWAYS TAMARA'
'MCDONALD'S WOULDN'T TAKE IT, I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT, BUT THEN AGAIN THINKING ABOUT IT YES I COULD! I MEAN YOU'VE ONLY BEEN TO UNIVERSITY FOR FOUR YEARS HOW COULD WE EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ALL THIS?'
'I VERY NEARLY WET MY SELF, A LITTLE BIT OF WEE CAME OUT'