APRIL 26
SHOW 151
PODCAST 63
Scopy Steve says he's sorry for last week and in the next 'breath' tells a naughty joke. I had to listen to it a few times to understand what he said. I think this must be the inposter on his speak-n-spell voice thingy. I am surprised Scopy Steve is still around, last show there was the impression that he would be fired and a female replacement was on her way. Kind of like the Don Imus thing in the USA. Anyway back to listening to that joke again. The first time I listened it sounded like "what's the best thing about having sex with twenty five ear holes? There's twenty of them" Made no sense. I now know it's "twenty-five year olds" but I missed the punchline and well as Scopy himself says "Moving swiftly on"
Maf is not well this show. He is not enthused. This is scary because being unenthusiastic is the first step to CBA syndrome. Watch out! You could be next!
Maf got some bad news! He will tell us later in the show.
THE SCOPY SOAPY
LEEPreviously on the Scopy Soapy, Scopy Steve alienated listeners and indicated he expected to be fired. He is also annoyed with the inposter Steve. Inposter Steve continues to insult and goad from afar....
This week Scopy has received two mychingo messages from Scopy Audrey. She has a mad crush on him. He thinks she sounds dreamy. Is love in the air for SS? Is she the speaking clock lady? Stay tuned to this continuing drama. Will SS be fired or is management soft on unacceptable behaviour?
Maf has cleared up the connection problem. No one had problems listening this week. There were problems with the chat room but that's another ball of wax.
Maf is really feeling poorly. He drove 101 miles to get to the show and will have to drive 101 miles home. That's dedication. He luvs us.
Maf's bad news is the TV show DRIVE has been cancelled. He's gutted, pissed off and really really angry. He wants answers, he demands answers, he needs answers.
On to politics...
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Chit chat about Maf's work.
TUNE TIME (and pain med. time) Maf has a hard time deciding on a number between 1 and 13. In the end he chooses 13. Ya Mo Be There - Steve Brookstein
goatee.com Lee is growing a goatee and needed support, advice and technique help. All his goatee needs are met there.
Lee might be able to save 6000 pounds on his windows.
Maf get angry again about DRIVE being cancelled.
HEROES is great!
LOST is really good but Lee doesn't care.
PRISON BREAK The guys watch it but I CBA.
JERIKO Gareth likes this show a lot and Maf watches it.
The Commitments were at Alten Towers this Snug night.
HARIKARAOKE -Dark End of the Streets - Commitments
LISTENER HELP REQUESTED (alright stop in your tracks, get back here and listen to what they want this time)
Maf's been thinking about the Snug book. So write something for the Snug book!
They want it to be a combination of The Young Ones book and The JCB song book.
It doesn't have to have 'lots and lots' of words. No poetry but limericks are allowed. I create two limericks off the top of my head. Listen to the show to hear them or buy the book when it comes out.
NUTHER TUNE TIME - Glory Days - Just Jack - I just went to watch the video, it's quite good. Go have a look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUyTMtGow4
This song is good too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFpghjtyex8&mode=related&search=
youtubeyoutubeyoutubedoitdoitdoityoutubeyoutubeyoutube
Maf reads out the limerick I wrote about him. He thinks I struggle with a rhyme for Maf.... laugh, giraffe, bath (baf), half, staff, calf. They are sort of rhymes.
TAMARA SINGS - WORD UP
And the show ends, not with a bang or a whimper but with a poorly Maf and evil, beard rubbing Lee. I've been Tamara and this blog has taken 3 hours 30 mins to do....
TOGETHER QUOTES
MAF 'YOU'D NEED THREE STROKES'
LEE 'I'M SURE BETWEEN US....'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'YOU ME AND AUDREY'
MAF 'I WAS REALLY REALLY HOT... TO TOUCH'
LEE 'WELL WELL I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE OF THAT'
LEE 'THAT SOUP WAS LOVELY BY THE WAY'
MAF 'WAS IT?'
LEE 'YOU MAKE THE NICEST SOUP. I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME MORE SHORTLY'
MAF 'NO PROBLEM BUT DON'T CALL ME SHORTLY'
MAF 'WASN'T PETER SELLERS REALLY REALLY HARD TO WORK WITH?'
LEE 'HE WAS DEAD WASN'T? IT'S QUITE SERIOUS'
LEE 'HOW CAN I MAKE SOMEBODY VIEW MY WEB CAM'
MAF 'MAKE THEM? LOOK AT MY WEB CAM BITCH'
MAF
'IT'S GONNA BE THE SCOPY STEVE SHOW IN A BIT, WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH HIM NOW HE'S GETTING WOMEN AND STUFF'
'I'M DEPRESSED, I'VE JUST BEEN SPEAKING WITH FLUFFY IN THE CHAT ROOM AND SHE'S DEPRESSED ME'
'GOD SAKES IT I'M CROSS AND ILL'
'RAPPER PIMP TEETH'
'IT'S NOT THE STEVE AND STEVE SHOW'
'IS THERE BUM CRACK HAIR.COM?'
'THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T CATCH LAST SHOW WILL BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN EVERY WEEK'
'IT'S SO CAR PORN'
'EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE TO FOX AND TELL THEM TO FOX OFF'
'I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY COULD PLAY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY REALLY EXISTED'
'I'M AN ELEPHANT A TWISTED ELEPHANT'
'IT'S KIND OF SILLY BUT WE DON'T LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE IDIOTS'
'HELLO MY NAME IS INGA I'VE COME TO RAPE AND PILLAGE YOU'
'I'M SORRY BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT'
'NOBODY SAW ME LOOK AT YOUR BELLY'
'THERE'S A MALE IN SALT SPRING ISLAND WHO HAS SHAVED ALL HIS HAIR OFF'
This week Scopy has received two mychingo messages from Scopy Audrey. She has a mad crush on him. He thinks she sounds dreamy. Is love in the air for SS? Is she the speaking clock lady? Stay tuned to this continuing drama. Will SS be fired or is management soft on unacceptable behaviour?
Maf has cleared up the connection problem. No one had problems listening this week. There were problems with the chat room but that's another ball of wax.
Maf is really feeling poorly. He drove 101 miles to get to the show and will have to drive 101 miles home. That's dedication. He luvs us.
Maf's bad news is the TV show DRIVE has been cancelled. He's gutted, pissed off and really really angry. He wants answers, he demands answers, he needs answers.
On to politics...
...
...
Chit chat about Maf's work.
TUNE TIME (and pain med. time) Maf has a hard time deciding on a number between 1 and 13. In the end he chooses 13. Ya Mo Be There - Steve Brookstein
goatee.com Lee is growing a goatee and needed support, advice and technique help. All his goatee needs are met there.
Lee might be able to save 6000 pounds on his windows.
Maf get angry again about DRIVE being cancelled.
HEROES is great!
LOST is really good but Lee doesn't care.
PRISON BREAK The guys watch it but I CBA.
JERIKO Gareth likes this show a lot and Maf watches it.
The Commitments were at Alten Towers this Snug night.
HARIKARAOKE -Dark End of the Streets - Commitments
LISTENER HELP REQUESTED (alright stop in your tracks, get back here and listen to what they want this time)
Maf's been thinking about the Snug book. So write something for the Snug book!
They want it to be a combination of The Young Ones book and The JCB song book.
It doesn't have to have 'lots and lots' of words. No poetry but limericks are allowed. I create two limericks off the top of my head. Listen to the show to hear them or buy the book when it comes out.
NUTHER TUNE TIME - Glory Days - Just Jack - I just went to watch the video, it's quite good. Go have a look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUyTMtGow4
This song is good too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFpghjtyex8&mode=related&search=
youtubeyoutubeyoutubedoitdoitdoityoutubeyoutubeyoutube
Maf reads out the limerick I wrote about him. He thinks I struggle with a rhyme for Maf.... laugh, giraffe, bath (baf), half, staff, calf. They are sort of rhymes.
TAMARA SINGS - WORD UP
And the show ends, not with a bang or a whimper but with a poorly Maf and evil, beard rubbing Lee. I've been Tamara and this blog has taken 3 hours 30 mins to do....
TOGETHER QUOTES
MAF 'YOU'D NEED THREE STROKES'
LEE 'I'M SURE BETWEEN US....'
MAF 'OH DEAR'
LEE 'YOU ME AND AUDREY'
MAF 'I WAS REALLY REALLY HOT... TO TOUCH'
LEE 'WELL WELL I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE OF THAT'
LEE 'THAT SOUP WAS LOVELY BY THE WAY'
MAF 'WAS IT?'
LEE 'YOU MAKE THE NICEST SOUP. I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOME MORE SHORTLY'
MAF 'NO PROBLEM BUT DON'T CALL ME SHORTLY'
MAF 'WASN'T PETER SELLERS REALLY REALLY HARD TO WORK WITH?'
LEE 'HE WAS DEAD WASN'T? IT'S QUITE SERIOUS'
LEE 'HOW CAN I MAKE SOMEBODY VIEW MY WEB CAM'
MAF 'MAKE THEM? LOOK AT MY WEB CAM BITCH'
MAF
'IT'S GONNA BE THE SCOPY STEVE SHOW IN A BIT, WE'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH HIM NOW HE'S GETTING WOMEN AND STUFF'
'I'M DEPRESSED, I'VE JUST BEEN SPEAKING WITH FLUFFY IN THE CHAT ROOM AND SHE'S DEPRESSED ME'
'GOD SAKES IT I'M CROSS AND ILL'
'RAPPER PIMP TEETH'
'IT'S NOT THE STEVE AND STEVE SHOW'
'IS THERE BUM CRACK HAIR.COM?'
'THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDN'T CATCH LAST SHOW WILL BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. THAT'LL TEACH YOU, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN EVERY WEEK'
'IT'S SO CAR PORN'
'EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE TO FOX AND TELL THEM TO FOX OFF'
'I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY COULD PLAY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THEY REALLY EXISTED'
'I'M AN ELEPHANT A TWISTED ELEPHANT'
'IT'S KIND OF SILLY BUT WE DON'T LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE IDIOTS'
'HELLO MY NAME IS INGA I'VE COME TO RAPE AND PILLAGE YOU'
'I'M SORRY BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT'
'NOBODY SAW ME LOOK AT YOUR BELLY'
'THERE'S A MALE IN SALT SPRING ISLAND WHO HAS SHAVED ALL HIS HAIR OFF'
'OH WINE AND CHAIR DANCING THAT SOUNDS SEXY'
'I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I THOUGHT LET'S GET OURSELVES ON THE RADIO, LET'S GET OURSELVES SOME NOTORIETY, LET'S GET SOME CHICKS AND IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE GETTING CHICKS FOR SCOPY STEVE NOW.'
'I HATE CHRISTMAS I'VE GOT NO FAMILY I'M ON MY OWN I'M GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE IS THERE ANYBODY THERE?'
'I HAVE A SOUP THING GOING ON'
'WATCH THIS SPACE IT'S GOING TO BE BLANK FOR A REALLY LONG TIME'
'I DO NEED A WEE'
'I SENT AN INVITATION TO CINDYB BUT SHE WON'T LOOK AT ME'
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