MAY 31st
SHOW 156
PODCAST 69

THE ONE WHERE THEY DESPERATLY TRY NOT TO MENTION THAT IT'S SHOW
69

And Scopy say?
He's all business this week. The usual; date, show, podcast, a joke and an insult to the guys. No mention of Audrey or anything else personal. Keeping his cards close to his chest.

Lee has his jingle player back. Maf seems thrilled about this.

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SCOPY SOAPY

Audrey has mychingoed this blog! Have a listen!

An email is sent to the Snug for Scopy Steve. Phil's doctor, Dr.Neil Down, tells scopy that Phil has escaped and to call the cops if he shows up. He says not to worry Phillip shouldn't be violent, he's just unhappy.

There's another call from Elizabeth requesting Another Brick in the Wall (or we don't need not education as Liz likes to call it) Who is this Elizabeth?

Audrey calls the Snug's mychingo. She can not reach Steve on his mobile/cell phone. She has good news. Is she pregnant? That's what is sounds like.... Why has Steve not mentioned her? Is he 'just not that into her?' Are they still a happy couple?

There is a cryptic message from Psst. There is no translator handy so the message is not understood.

That's it for this week's look at As the Snug Turns

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There is a whole mystery surrounding the Scope Opera. Who are the fingers behind the computer simulated voices? It could be one person or several. It could be Lee, he loves fiddling with his software. I doubt it is Maf, he certainly CBA. Gareth? Maybe but probably not. Firstly he would not make an error with a Pink Floyd song title (unless he did it to throw us off) and secondly he would not request the guys to sing Pink Floyd and potentially 'butcher' the band he worships. Fluffy? Her laptop was out of order for a while but that could be a salmon fish. lolCindyb is a likely candidate as well and for that matter so am I. It could be new listener Ian or an old listener who is having fun messing with the guys! It's kind of like LOST, more questions than answers.

Lee spends much of the show playing with webcam max. He has lots of fun. Maf starts to feel like Lee is not listening.

We get an update on Maf's camping trip. He was ill prepared. His sleeping bag was too small and he only brought one each. Sounds like he had 2 chilly nights.

Much talk shittyness occurs covering many topics.

The guys get an education on what mono is. In the UK it's called glandular fever.

An organic {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}

Ian makes it into the chat room! HQ is accused of flirting!


SKYPE CALLS! Firstly they call Glen but there is no answer.
Then they surprise call me! I get grilled about Audrey and Elizabeth. Also innuendos abound!

Then they call Glen back. Maf giggles himself silly over Glen's comment 'dolphin's show and stuff' which sounded like dolphins showing stuff.

Maf revisits Idiocracy (the movie).

CindyB's new nickname is cupcake because she is obsessed with cupcakes.

Further talk shittyness and the show ends for another week.
I've been Tamara
Good night!

QUOTES
MAF 'I DID NOTICED THAT THE WHOLE SCOPY SOAP OPERA HAS JUST TAKEN A BIT OF A TURN FOR THE WEIRD'
LEE 'TURN FOR THE WEIRD?'
MAF 'IT'S A BIT WORRYING A COUPLE PEOPLE CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW KNOW WHERE I LIVE. BUT AUDREY'S BEEN MESSAGING TAMARA'
LEE 'HMMM? REALLY?
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'HAVE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS YET'
MAF 'TAMARA'S OTHER PERSONALITY HAS BEEN EMAILING HERSELF. NO NO SHE SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
LEE 'UH YA BUT THAT COULD BE A THAT COULD BE A I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?'
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT'
LEE 'UM IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FISH.....FISH....SALMON ....HERRING! AHH COULD BE A RED HERRING'

MAF 'SO UM TAMARA DOESN'T THINK IT'S HER'
LEE 'SHE'S NOT 100% SURE IS SHE?'
MAF 'WELL YOU KNOW'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'THESE CANADIANS'
LEE 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER'
MAF 'CINDYB SAYS IT'S NOT HER AND SHE'S AMERICAN. ACTUALLY SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T HER, WHAT SHE SAID WAS TAMARA'S EMAILED ASKING IF IT WAS ME. WE THINK IT'S LEE IS WHAT IT SAYS' {I still think it could be Lee}
LEE 'WOOOOOOO'
MAF 'AND SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T ME'
LEE 'IT'S PROBABLY MRS. SCARLET IN THE LIBRARY'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING IF EACH OF THESE PEOPLE, EACH OF OUR LIVE LISTENERS HAS TAKEN ON A SPLIT PERSONALITY'
LEE 'THEY TAKE IT IN TURNS UNLIKE THE BLOG'
MAF 'UNLIKE THE BLOG HAHAHA'
LEE 'THEY JUST POST A SPEAK-N-SPELL TO EACH OTHER'
MAF 'I'M JUST WONDERING THAT WE HAVEN'T FOUND AUDREY BUT I THINK WE'VE ASKED SOMEONE WHO'S ELIZABETH IF THEY'RE AUDREY SO THEY'VE QUITE RIGHTLY SAID NO'

MAF 'DID HE GO HOME AND BEAT HIS NURSE?'
LEE 'I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED THAT BEFORE. HEY NURSEY!'

LEE 'I MEAN THE BLOG IS GREAT, IT IS A REFLECTION OF THE SHOW'
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. THE BLOGS GREAT BUT THE SHOW IS [FANTASTIC]'
MAF 'YES SO THE BLOG HAS TO BE.....ALSO...[FANTASTIC]' (the [ ] brackets indicate Lee using his jingle player)

LEE 'SO IT SORT OF NARROWS IT DOWN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD'
MAF 'NOW TAMARA'S JUST GONE A BIT APE IN THE CHAT ROOM. SHE'S GOING IS LEE CSI OR SOMETHING?! CINDY'S GOT SOME ANSWERING TO DO!'
LEE 'I'M NOT CSI, I'M CBA'


MAF 'I'M GOING TO UNINSTALL THAT'
LEE 'NO YOU'RE NOT. IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME'

LEE 'WE'VE DONE 69 AND THERE'S 69 THERE AS WELL'
MAF 'I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT. WE HAVEN'T DONE A 69, UMM EH WE'VE DONE 69 SHOWS. I KNOW PODZINNGER'S LISTENING'

LEE 'DO WE HAVE A TAMARA SINGS THIS WEEK?'
MAF 'NO DO YOU KNOW WHAT?'
LEE 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SENT HER STUFF, SHE MOANED AT ME FOR...'
MAF 'COULD YOU B.A.'d?'
LEE 'I B.A.'d'
MAF 'YOU B.A.'d. AND SHE C.B.A.'d'
LEE 'YA.'

LEE 'I WENT TO THE CANARY ISLANDS AND BROUGHT BACK A CANARY, WHAT WOULD YOU WOULD GET IF YOU WENT TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS'
MAF 'MONO PROBABLY'

LEE 'TAMARA'S STILL THERE SO THAT'S GOOD. SO FLUFFY'S TURNED ME OFF'
MAF 'WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME'
LEE 'WELL IN THAT CASE I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FIDDLE'
MAF 'PARDON?'
LEE 'OH WITH MY CAM'
MAF 'ALRIGHTY'


MAF
'PULL BACK FROM INNUENDO'
'CANADA'S SLAPPING YOU AT THE MOMENT FOR SUGGESTING THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME FLAG AS THE AMERICANS'
'I'M JUST TAKING A STEP BACK FROM HIM'
'SHE'S FLYING RIGHT OVER TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW'
'LEAVE ORLANDO'S HAIR ALONE'
'ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED NOW THAT YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF INTO PREDATOR VISION?'
'YOU'RE AWFULLY LOUD IN MY HEAD TONIGHT'
'IF YOU'RE ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A MIDGET IT'S TOO SMALL'
'IT WAS A BIT ON AND OFF SLEEPINGLY WISE'
'WE THINGY MA BOBBED'
'I NEARLY SAID SIX WEEK'S SILENCE'
'WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION BUT YOU DO!'
'I'M SORRY ELIZABETH. I'M TALKING TO HER LIKE SHE'S A REAL PERSON'
'MAKES ME WANT TO BITE THE DESK'
'LET'S NOT MENTION JAMES AND WILLY IN THE SAME SENTANCE IF WE CAN HELP IT UNLESS WE USE THE WORD GROUNDSKEEPER'
'EVERYBODY'S DENYING THAT YOU'RE THEIR SON'
'I'VE LAUGHED TOO MUCH, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE'
'BACK WHEN I WERE ALIVE AND WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA AND THERE WERE TWO FILMS WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE CINEMA THERE WAS A 15 MIN INTERMISSION.'
'HI I'M DOOBERY I LISTEN TO SHOW DON'T DELETE ME'

LEE
'THEY'RE NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND HEROES TO BE HONEST WITH YOU'
'NOW I'M THINKING AGAIN NOW! I RESIGNED MYSELF THE FACT IT WASN'T ANYBODY IN THIS COUNTRY.'
'PUT FIVE AND FIVE TOGETHER AND YOU GET A WHOLE BAG OF WORMS'

'DO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT FLAG IN CANODA?' (Lee received a few e-slaps for that one!)
'I'M DRINKING BLANK BEER'
'WHAT ABOUT OINTMENT? YA TAMARA TAKE ME SERIOUSLY I DON'T HAVE A SONG WITH OINTMENT IN THE TITLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MUSIC CHARTS ARE LIKE IN CANODA BUT OVER HERE! HERE'S THE LATEST OFFERING FROM MCFLY. MCFLY AND THE OINTMENTS. TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!' (he did ask for something topical!)
'DID YOUR MUM GET HER BAPS OUT?'
'BY MIDNIGHT SHE'LL BE DRIPPING ON HER KEYBOARD BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT SHOW'