JUNE 7TH
SHOW 157
PODCAST 70

SCOPY STEVE SAYS....
He tells an embarrassing story of mistaking his sons teacher for a stripper. He insults Lee's David Gest impression. No mention of Audrey...how strange.
Steve what's going on? We want to know. Share your deepest thoughts and feelings, we want to know, we're nosey!

And the show starts and the guys mention Steve's snarkyness. The Scope Opera has been keeping not only the mychingo buzzing but now there has been an email.


~~~~~~~~THE CONTINUING SAGA OF SCOPY STEVE AND CO~~~~~

Previously on the Scopy Soap Phil had escaped from the mental hospital. Dr. Down assures Steve that Phil is not a danger just unhappy. Apparently Audrey has not heard from Steve since her big news. Elizabeth calls again requesting Another Brick in the Wall.

Today on the Scopy Soap... Audrey emails Maf and Lee asking that they pass on her email address to Steve. Are the love birds apart?? She writes that Phillip is dead. She does not go into details but she is shaken.
Audrey is a DJ! They have a clip of her working and play it for us. Did Audrey start seeing Steve to get to the Snug's secrets? hmmmmmmm

Bill contacts the show, he is Phil's twin brother. He is full of bitterness and threats. He blames Audrey and Steve for his brother's death. Sounds like Audrey was two timing Steve and Phil! tsk tsk Audrey.
Phil has left a message?!?! He's dead!
The message is for Steve. "If you are hearing this message then you will have already been informed of my death" Is he dead? Will we hear from him in the future?!

Hiro contacts the show again. Sounds like he has a mad crush on Lee. woo hoo Lee!

Stay tuned for the continuing ~ bizarre ~ story.

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Apparently I look like Lily Tomlin. Hmmm not so thrilled about that, in fact I am scarred for life! Go to the flicker page to see me with PINK HAIR!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ Go post your own photos, it's easy! Just send them to photos@snug.co.uk

TUNE TIME

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Santa Ezmerelda

Live listeners get to view Lee and Maf's web cam max fun. Some of us live listeners have it too and write all sorts of mean things about people who call other people Lily Tomlin. Funky web cam toy. webcammax.com

Chit chat about the Virgin Islands and CindyB's holiday. She promised to bring back the guys a couple of virgins. Cindy's nickname is Cupcakes when she's nice and Cowbags when she's not.

Lee has been watching the Apprentice, he loves it.

Lee wants to record the shows and have it available for viewing. Maf wonders what the draw would be for people and Lee responds they could eat fruit and do jazz hands. Riveting absolutely riveting.

Maf moans that he's almost out of Kahlua. Fluffy speaks up and says her dad might be able to provide free beer! Maf is so excited he trips over his tongue. Maf wants to know what other listener daddies can do for them. So if you have a daddy (I don't) ask them how they plan to help the Snug.

Canada gives Maf grief for not visiting. He's been to the US of A several times!! Sounds like he CBA. I think they should send me a ticket! That would be cheaper in the long run! Come on send me the ticket!!!

An almost but not quite {{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}

TUNE TIME

Something Inside So Strong - Labie Siffre

HARIKARAOKE

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

The superdoopercomputer turned it self off.

Rebbecca is still listening. Why do you not join us in the chat room? Come on, you know you want to!!

Cryptic email from Wedge.
A mychingo from Random - go listen to all the mychingos! http://www.snugradio.co.uk/

Maf has been avoiding writing, he thinks he might avoid it this weekend too. Actually he wants to get to his writing this week and will give us an update next week.

MaDave shows up in the chatroom.

Tamara sings - Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Chit chattyness ends the show.
I've been Tamara and these are the events which took place June 7th 2007.
Goodnight!


MAF 'SHE'S EMAILED US AS 'KITTEN AUDREY'.'
LEE 'OHHH MAYBE OH I DON'T KNOW TRYING TO RECAPTURE HER YOUTH'
MAF 'MAYBE OR THAT COULD JUST BE A CLUE. KITTENS KITTENS ARE FLUFFY '
LEE 'OH OHHHHH'
MAF 'NOW I WON'T DRAW ANY MORE CONCLUSIONS'
LEE 'OR KITTENS ARE PUSSY COULD BE GARETH'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW HAHAHA'
LEE 'HAHAHA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY'
MAF 'OH LORDY'
LEE 'HE'S KNOWS I'M ONLY JOKING'
MAF 'HE'S A NINJA YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE' HE'S AN INDIAN?!'
MAF 'NINJA'
LEE 'FANTASTIC'

MAF 'THE WORRYING THING ABOUT THIS IS I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING WE WRITE THIS'
LEE 'OH NO'
MAF 'BECAUSE...'
LEE 'I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO LYNNETT EARLIER ON. WE STARTED OUT WE HAD THIS CHARACTER, AND HE'S NOW EVOLVED AND HE HAS A SCOPE OPERA AND IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH US ANYMORE, IT'S JUST OUT OF OUR CONTROL'
MAF 'YA THIS JUST HAPPENS, WE'RE JUST THE AUDIENCE, IF YOU LIKE'
LEE 'I WONDER IF IT'S ACTUALLY REAL LIFE. WE'RE NOT SEEING THAT DEEPLY INTO IT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND WE'VE STUMBLED ACROSS IT. DO YOU THINK'
MAF 'YES FOR THAT TO HAPPEN YOU'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE FACT THAT SCOPY STEVE IS OUR VOICE MAN AND INTRODUCES THE SHOW.'
LEE ' BUT HE COULD WELL BE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT'S VERY SURREAL VERY DALI'

MAF 'LAST FRIDAY I GOT MYSELF A GARDENER. HE'S NOT BEEN YET'
LEE 'LAST FRIDAY I LOST A GARDENER'

LEE 'LOOKS LIKE A HORSE'
MAF 'AND NOT A PRETTY HORSE EITHER NOT THERE'S SUCH THINGS AS PRETTY HORSES. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IDEA'
LEE 'YA LET'S GET THAT ESTABLISHED. NEIGH!'

LEE 'TAMARA SORRY LOVE CAN YOU JUST BRING YOUR WEB CAM SMALLER AGAIN? CAUSE IT'S VERY PIXILATED CAUSE YOU'VE GOT A SHIT CAM'
MAF 'HAHA WE SENT HER THAT!'
LEE 'DID WE?'
MAF 'IT'S THE ONE YOU'RE USING NOW. IT'S NOT A SHIT CAM'
LEE 'AHHH WELL...YOU'VE NOT INSTALLED IT PROPERLY THEN'

MAF 'I'VE GOT LILY TOMLIN SAT ON MY FACE'
LEE 'THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JEFF DANIELS SONG'

MAF 'IT'S ALL GETTING A BIT REAL'

'LIKE THESE PEOPLE HAVE DONE. OCCASIONALLY WE DO GET A SENSIBLE SERIOUS ONE THAT HAS NO RELATION TO THE SCOPE OPERA AND OTHER TIMES WE HAVE A WEEK LIKE THIS.'

'I NEED TO START DRINKING'

'LEAVE US YOUR DALMATIANS BUT WE'RE STOPPING AT 101'

'TEXAS GAVE US MONO, SHE GAVE IT TO US A FEW TIMES'

'IT'S PINK AND BLUE AND GERMY'

'I THINK SHE SAID IT ALONG THE LINES - WHAT'S UP...TIGGER'

'I CAN BE INTERESTING. WELL ALRIGHT MAYBE NOT'

'WE'LL PLAY A YES TUNE WHEN WE WANT TO HAVE A DUMP OR EAT DINNER'

'YAY THE KAHLUA VAN'S ARRIVED!'

'MR.FLUFFY-LAMB SR, WE NEED TO SPEAK NICE TO FLUFFY-LAMB SR'

'I CAN SEE THE POST MAN HURRYING DOWN THE PATH IN MY HEAD'

'I'M SORRY I SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE BUT IF IT WAS CINDY WE WERE SAYING LOOKED LIKE THAT SHE'D BE THREATENING TO KILL US'

'NOT ONLY FREE BEER, FLUFFY'S THREATENING TO DELIVER IT HERSELF'

'WE'RE UM OHHH AHHH EWWW OH! WHAT'S GOING ON?'

'MR. RANDOM AND WEDGE HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND'

'I NEED TO START THINKING LIKE AN ADULT'

'SHE'S NOT VERY NICE TO ME THAT LILY TOMLIN'

'WELL IT'S QUARTER TO THAT TIME ALREADY'

'MAYBE THEY'RE CALLED TAMARA ROCKS IN TAMARA LAND. THAT WOULD BE CANADA THEN'

'YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I LIKE TAMARA THIS WEEK'

LEE
'BY CARLESBURG EDGE. NATURALLY BLUED...BLUED? NATURALLY BREWED WITH CITRUS'

'THERE'S A LINK THERE WITH SPOTTY DOGS ISN'T THERE? SHE'S ASKING FOR DALMATIANS OR SOMETHING. OR THERE'S A DALMATIAN BUTTON. A LITTLE BLACK AND WHITE SPOTTY BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE THEM A SPOTTY DOG.'

'PHILLUM AND WILLIAM'

'WE'LL SAY HOW GOOD YOU ARE IF YOU GET US DRUNK FOR FREE'

'HOW VERY DARE YOU'

'HI LEE IT'S LEE'

'IT'S ALL GOING PEAR SHAPED TONIGHT ISN'T IT'

'I WONDER IF GOD TOLD HIM AFTERWARD AND THEY HAD A LAUGH AFTERWARD'