Tuesday, June 19, 2007

JUNE 14TH
SHOW- 158
PODCAST - 71


AND SCOPEY STEVE SAYS......
Steve tells a joke, an oldie but an oldie.

The chatroom was down during this show. Fluffy Lamb was nowhere to be seen, CindyB is still on holiday, Gareth shows up for a bit but then wanders away before the show ends. Sadly I am the only one that was about.

House keeping info galore! Here's all the Stuff Maf and Lee want you to do! Snug Things You Should Do! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!



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THE SCOPY SOAP

In his intro tonight Steve mentions that he suspects that Audrey is cheating. It's hard to tell if he was saying it to set up his joke. Is there trouble in paradise? Is Audrey cheating?! She did cheat on Phil by going out with Steve so he should expect it.

Audrey (Smith is her last name) emails Steve giving further details regarding Phil's death. ( could you maybe post any Scopey Soapy email on the forum Maf?)
Dr. N. Down was shot and wounded, his nurse B. Dover was shot and killed. Audrey feared for her life but she and the baby are fine.
Audrey is worried and doesn't understand how Phil could send a message.

Audrey also left a mychingo expressing her fears.
Steve recorded a mychingo trying to reassure Audrey. He has gone into hiding. We hear gun shots and another voice. What happened to Steve? Was he hurt? Probably not as he recorded his show opening so all is well with him?

to be continued......

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Instead of writing like he promised Maf fiddled with new software. He's written a little bit but doesn't share. Excuses excuses excuses abound!

Lee plays with his brand new phone. He's loving it - well pleased. Maf talks about his Wii. And the computer doobery chat continues.....................

Lee's Missus is due in August.

We get to hear about Lee's water drainage adventures, up to his elbow in shite he was but he managed to remove the ball and plant pot that were causing flooding.

Maf and Lee ate sandwiches at the same time in separate locations. Maf's were free though, so he brags about it for awhile. He is like jesus and shares his loaves and fishes with multitudes of fellow workers.

TUNE TIME - Jimmy Osmond / Kevin Bloody Wilson / Nelly Furtado (*vom*) - A hair medley

a sneaky little {{{{{{{{THIS WEEKS SILENCE}}}}}}}}}

Lee went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3, he left half way through. He didn't like it - boring he says.


Harikaraoke

Candyman - Christine Aguilera

THIS TIME 3 YEARS AGO..............................................................
June 10th 3 years ago - flag burning, hello to Jack, drunk Glyn, a live USA show was talked about, what would Maf do, Maf's ex's animals,
June 17th - monkey in a fez and welsh tiger boy was in the house!
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Painfully sad music plays as Maf tells the tale of his broken heart. He arrived home Thursday and there wasn't a beer truck waiting for him. No word from Mr. Fluffy Lamb or Fluffy Lamb herself. Maf tells his sad sad tale of lack of beer. Let down, upset, deflated, dishonored, thirsty, sober are just a few ways to describe how Maf and Lee feel about the lack of beer. Maf has faith that beer will show up next week.

Chitty chat about the 4400, Torchwood and Doctor Who.

Lee goes off on a jingle tangent. And then records a bit of video (off to check to see if he uploaded it. Be right back......ummmm that would be no then....)

They take a walk down tv memory lane, they are sounding as old as they are.

Tamara Sings Fever - Peggy Lee (I played around with Audacity but the results leave a lot to be desired - listen with caution!)


Maf has posted questions to Audrey in the forum, so Audrey so reply soon! Maf thinks he can figure out who the fingers are behind the voice.....

Maf is amused by a story about a blind man building a bridge. http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK16970120070612

I tell them about the judge who is sueing a dry cleaner for 54 million dollars for losing his pants! They found them a few days later but he said they were not his! http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN1226421520070613

The show ends for another week, I've been T, goodnight!!!

Harikaraoke for the last half hour

Patience - Take That
Different Corner - George Michael
5 Colours In Her Hair - McFly
A Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash
Donald where's you troosers? - Andy Stewart

TOGETHER
MAF 'WE'RE TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF GARETH TO SORT IT OUT BUT HE'S CRAP'
LEE 'HE'S CRAP?'
MAF 'YA WE CAN'T GET A HOLD OF HIM'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT GOING TO GET IT FIXED ANY QUICKER, CALLING HIM CRAP IS IT?'
MAF 'WELL'
LEE 'BUT HE IS CRAP ISN'T HE?'

LEE 'WE SEEM TO COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS HALF ASLEEP'
MAF 'OR HAVE A FIVE MINUTE CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET ABOUT IT'
LEE 'AND THAT'S WHY THE ALL IMPORTANT SNUG FANS BLOG IS CRUCIAL'
MAF 'THAT KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE THINGS WE SAY'
LEE 'AND WE STILL FORGET TO DO THINGS'
MAF 'WELL OF COURSE WE DO. WE DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG THOUGH'
LEE 'HELL NO! I'M NOT SURE I READ IT THIS WEEK THOUGH'
MAF 'COMEDY PLATUM! IT WAS UP VERY QUICKLY TOO'

LEE 'HAVE YOU MADE COFFEE AND TEA IN THE SAME CUP FOR ME?'
MAF 'NO'
LEE 'OOHHH'
MAF 'IT'S EMMM IT'S MY OWN BLEND'
LEE 'OH GOD'
MAF 'MEANING THAT I SPOONED TWO SPOONS OF BRAZILIAN IN......THAT'S THE LITTLE HAIRS YOU GET WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED HAVING A WAX'
LEE 'PHAWHAHAHA'

MAF 'I CAN'T SMELL TEA IT'S THE AMARETTO I SMELL STRONG THERE,.... ALMONDS'
LEE 'I CAN TASTE TEA I HAVE A SUPERIOR PALLET NOW I DON'T SMOKE. I CAN TASTE TEA AND COFFEE AND ALMONDS'
MAF 'NO TEA IN IT THOUGH'

MAF
'OH YOU CAN DO THAT AGAIN... I'M SO HAPPY'
'CAUSE THAT'S ONE THING AT LEAST ONE THING THAT TAMARA CAN BE ASSED DOING'
'TONIGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BLABLABLABLA'
'OUR SITE IS A BIG BAG OF COMMUNICATION'
'SO YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE HAMMYHAMHAMMEHAMMYHAMHAM'
'DOESN'T IT HAVE SALT SPRING ISLAND? THAT'S DISGUSTING!'
'I HOPE I DON'T FUCK UP MY Wii BY DROPPING A BIT OF SOLDER INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT'
'IT'S NOT COOLY COOL'
'I KNOW WHAT LONDON NEEDS. A HUGE BUILDING THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS'
'WELL MAYBE, I'D LIKE TO TRY AS AN EXPERIMENT I'D LIKE TO SEE IF I WOULD GET BORED SPENDING MONEY LIKE IT'S FALLING OUT MY ASS.'
'I SHOULD WATCH WHAT I TYPE, I'VE PUT -DONALD WHERE'S YOUR ALREADY-'
'AHHH IT'S A FREAKY PLACE MY HEAD'
'IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF THE SCOPY SOAP OPERA THEN LET US KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. KEEP US UP TO DATE PLEASE'

LEE
'IT'S LIKE WRITING A SCRIPT AND MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG'
'ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THEY'LL NEED TO DELVE INTO THE SHOW COMPUTER WEBSITE THING TO FIND OUT'
'GOSH IT MUST NEARLY BE TIME TO GO MARK'
'SO IT'S A DATE YOU AND ME DOING CHRISTINA AT 10:00'
'IT'S DOES LOTS OF THINGS I DON'T WHAT ARE THEY DO THAT YET'
'I'D LIKE TO HAVE A JOB BRAZILIANING'
'MY MISSUS HAS GOT THE SASQUATCH'


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