OCTOBER 27
SHOW 173
PODCAST 88

Groove in groove cats it's Green Onions! With fan fare and cheery greetings the show starts.

Insults to the two of us who could be assed to show up in the chat room!

Maf has corrected his mislabeling in his Snug Blog. Finally.

Will Lee 'jack in' his job this week?

Maf's on wintergreen life savers.

Lee is bitching about Fluff's and my web cams. Fluffy's not looking right at the camera, I'm a silhouette....can't please some radio gods!

Halloween is on it's way!

Fluffy is having a Halloween party! Can I come?
I'm going to dress up as a crazy cat lady.
Lee plans on scaring children and Maf CBA and isn't doing anything exciting.

Rachel has been declared 'the shadow listener'

HQ has some yahoo, cell phone, tech tips.

TUNE TIME -

James Morrison - Come Back

wow how to summarize the last several Min's.... cellulite and thoughts of nakedness which leads to Maf and Lee descending to.... well the usual Snug level.

Maf give a couple of movie reviews. Something about sheep and another with Nickolas Cage who can see 2 Min's into the future.

Lee wants to gold plate things but realizes his budget will only allow for paper plating.

Snug industries - Fluffy makes beads, Lee gold plates them, I put fuzzy dots (I do have other talents ya know!) and Maf gets to be the fat cat manager. I'm on strike!

2 years ago - was the Halloween show. Maf tries to figure out what his short hand comments mean, without much luck.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Lee calls his mate who had the snip snip operation but lucky for him he was not in. His answering machine comes on. I have a question, what button is the 'hash' button on the phone?

Harikaraoke
Van Morrison - When God shines his light

Lee is giving up the drink to lose weight. He's a man with a plan. Drink but better food (no weight loss), next step eat what ever and not drink, and if that fails his answer is drugs.... yaaaaaaaa ok......

SKYPE
Lee becomes obsessed with Skype again but no one talks to them....

Lee mispronounces 'racial hatred', and says 'Rachel hatred'. This leads to a frantic search for Rachel Hatred in Google.

TUNE TIME
Foo Fighters - Band On The Run

HARIKARAOKE
Paul McCartney - Band On The run

Maf are you caught up with HEROES?
I call and bitch at Maf for being caught up with Bionic Woman and not with Heroes!

TAMARA SINGS - Jonathan Coulton - Skull crusher Mountain


Lee continues to try to Skype some one, any one.....

CINDYB is in the house! yay!

And the Skype attempts continue..... and anti-climatically the show ends without luring any new listeners.

I've been Tamara, one of the pathetic listeners who has nothing better to do on a Saturday then attend virtual parties and feel all creepy..... GOODNIGHT!

QUOTES
MAF 'TWO FAT LADIES'
LEE 'LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TO BEFORE HOBLABLABABBLAA'
LEE 'THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT JOINED US LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE 'I AM DEAD YES'

MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY'
LEE 'YES THANK YOU FOR JOINING US'
MAF 'AND IF YOU HAVEN'T JOINED US, BUGGER YA'
LEE 'YES WELL I'M NOT SURE WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING ANYWAY'

LEE 'ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOWS BY THE ACTUAL SNUG FAN'S BLOGS CAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA TALLY IS IT?'
MAF 'WE'LL NEVER GET TO A HUNDRED'
LEE 'EXACTLY'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THAT ONE MMMM'
MAF 'SUCK ALL THE SMELL....'
LEE 'SNIFF ALL THE SMELL'
MAF 'AHH GOT YA. NASALLY NASALLY SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THEM. OK'

MAF 'SHE'S A CLEVER GIRL, THAT'S WHY SHE'S CANADIAN YOU KNOW'
LEE 'SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S VERY SMALL IN A CONFESSIONAL BOX'

LEE 'I WONDER YOU KNOW IF YOU COULD... NO IT WOULDN'T WORK'
MAF 'OK'
LEE 'YOU KNOW....AHHHH'
MAF 'GO ON , YOU WON'T BE HAPPY TILL YOU'VE SAID IT'
LEE 'NO I'LL THINK ABOUT IT FIRST. IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE GARBAGE NONSENSE CRAP ANY WAY'
MAF 'ONLY WHAT I'D EXPECT'

MAF
'SAVE TAMARA SAVE THE WORLD'
'CAN YOU NOT READ THAT FROM YOUR HEAD?'
'ANYWAY BACK TO FLUFFY'S CELLULITE. I THINK THE ONLY WAY OF REALLY KNOWING WOULD BE TO CHECK EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OR MAYBE HOLD THE WEB CAM CLOSE TO HER NAKED AREAS'
'IT'S A FREE PREVIEW FOR RADIO DOOBERIES'
'THE FUTURE CHANGES AS SOON AS YOU LOOK AT IT'
'HOW ARE YOUR BOLLOCKS?'
'I LOOKED BACK THEN AND IT LOOKED LIKE TAMARA WAS TRYING TO TWIST HER OWN HEAD OFF'
'I LOOKED AT MY NOTES AND THOUGH THAT'S A SMALL ENTRY'
'WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOOGLE A GOOGLE NORMAL GOOGLE.'
'ISN'T IT MYSPACE FOR FACES AND BOOKS'
'OUR USERS CONTROL THE SHOW'
'I REMEMBER BECAUSE I LOVE LADIES'
'THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE LIKE PORN SITES THAT AREN'T REAL'
'THAT WAS THIS WEEK'S SI....'


LEE
'TWISTED FIRE WARDEN'
'I'M THINKING ABOUT THE CHEERLEADER FROM HEROES DOING IT FOR ME'
'THANKS TO FLUFFY FOR THAT BORING ARTICLE'
'WE COULD INCITE SOME RACHEL HATRED HAHAHAHAHAHA'
'WE NEED TO SKYPE THEM ALL AND SAY "SCREW YOU"
'I WOULD PROBABLY WATCH BIONIC WOMAN WITH NOTHING ON'

Dear Fans of the Snug Fan's Blog (Maf and Lee)

This has been a difficult week for me and I just don't think I have the time or the emotional energy to take on the last two blogs. Trust me when I say it is NOT due to CBA-ness. I love listening to the show again and writing pithy comments in response.

W getting hurt was bad enough but on Friday she had to go off island to a plastic surgeon to have the wound reopened, trimmed (part of it was blackening) and then stitched (which I wish the emerg. doctor would have done in the first place!) So Sunday the 14th she got hurt and Friday the 19th was like starting all over again with the healing!

So on top of W's injury I've not been feeling well and I got really behind in my piece work and house work and W's home school stuff and and and....
Her lip is healing nicely now, going to the doctor today to have it looked at again so life is slipping back slowly into it's 'normal' rhythm and routine. I can not promise that the past two shows will be blogged (I will try but am not making any promises! If nothing else I will, at some point, do the quote section) but the next show will be done first....

I've been Tamara and these have been my excuses (doctor's note to follow)
T xx

OCTOBER 4th
SHOW 170 (hey Maf your blog says 168, I believe you mislabled the mini-guerrilla show)
PODCAST 85

Regular listeners will know Lee was in the hospital and not on the Snug the last two weeks. Around 8:45 pm I IM'd Maf asking if there would be a show and was Lee back? Here is the conversation...
snugradio: Yes...there is a show
springs: yay!!!
springs: ...and Lee?
snugradio: erm...I have news at 21:00...bear with me

Now I have a very active imagination and while I knew he couldn't be dead (after all Maf said there was going to be a show) I still thought it could be devastating news - like amputation! Fluffy and I chatted about what we thought the news could be and we both thought it was going to be bad! Finally 9:00 rolls around and the show starts with the usual green onions AND then the funeral march! Again I knew he wasn't dead! Just thought it was really bad!!

And then..... the punchline! Lee is actually back and feeling so much better!
Yay back to nonsense already! Lee can't drink so the show may not descend that deeply into nonsense.....well then again...

Did you listen to the podcast? Did you believe Maf when he was giving us 'bad news'? How did you feel? Call, write or smoke signal your thoughts and feeling on "What if Lee was ________." (dead, amputated, or the show ending Take your pick.)

Lee tells us of his 'dermy dermy dermical' problems. Sounded painful. Glad to have you back Lee. Never scare us again, never never never. It all breaks down with suggestions from the chatroom to fry Lee's foot skin with secret spices (not naming any names), and Lee thinks it would go well with Lynette's placenta. Maf retches. (comedy gold!)


CindyB is listening live and emails the show with well wishes.

Maf recaps his last week's commando show for Lee. I have yet to blog for that show and it was only 15 mins. sheesh.

TUNE TIME - Amy Winehouse - Valerie
Richard Horeley - Serious

HEROES ROCKS!!

Bionic Woman...meeeahhhh, I'll watch it to see what they do with it but really seems crap. Each episode costs $4 million dollars to make! I want to know what the frell they are spending their money on!

Lee reads this blog! He remembered that I wrote about liking Black's Everything is Coming up Roses. He says he's going to send me a copy of it! Thank you Lee!

'It's been a long time coming' {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} with it's very own theme music! I think SILENCE is building up it's part. Pretty soon SILENCE will want it's own soap opera. Mychingo will be inundated with silent responses to {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} increasing bravado..... I wonder what ever happened to Scopy Steve....

CindyB makes it to the chatroom. Lee suddenly decides to sign into the chatroom - Fluffy and I are not enough to make him show up!

Jackie Ayres left a Skype message! Sounds like she doesn't really listen to the show. Prove us wrong Jackie! :o)

Lee has a new scheme to spread the word of Snug. They send us an email and we forward it to 5 people. It's nice Maf thinks I have loads of friends around the world - my life is much more pathetic than you know. :o(

They start talking about stats and Lee goes on and on and on naming countries that have had 1 person click on their website, Maf begs him to stop... he doesn't.

Harikaraoke
1973 - James Blunt


DIG - dig.com
BOING BOING

Maf moans about his finances! He's 1000 pounds in the hole. That's scary biscuits! That would be $2009.03 Canadian! Add another $300 or so and that's what we live on every month! British wages must be really high!

Lee denies ever promising the 'send a penny' site for me!

The forum is in a coma. Maf and Lee complain. W e l l
POST SOMETHING YOU TWO. Start a thread some time eh! If you post we will come.

TAMARA SINGS - FIRST OF MAY - JONATHAN COULTON {I have no idea what has gotten into me! I think I am done with naughty songs now........... or am I??? ;o) } The pink text btw is me blushing.

I lost them the Disney rating... ya right! They really must not listen to themselves or each other.

Jonathan Coulton is really great! I love his music.

TUNE TIME - San Remo Strings - Festival Time

Harikaraoke
Norwegian Wood - Beatles
WONDER BOY (for CindyB and Fluffy)

The usual end of show chit chat. It's great to have you back Lee! Thank you for not dying.

The Rinky Dink pink tail is happy to be back too!
And the show ends for another week.
Goodnight!
T xx



QUOTES

MAF 'YOU COULD PRINT JUST STUFF'
LEE 'YOU KILLED ME. TOLD YOU I WASN'T VERY WELL'

LEE 'AND A LOT OF OLD MEN PEEING IN BOTTLES'
MAF 'NICE!'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'JUST WHAT YOU WANT'
LEE 'NO WHAT I WANTED WAS FOR THEM TO DRAW THE CURTAINS!'

MAF 'NOW JUST BEFORE WE GO ANYWHERE ELSE, ANYTHING ELSE I JUST WANT TO SAY "DAMN BACK TO LEE'S CRAPPY MUSIC. SHHHH DON'T TELL HIM'
LEE 'WHO SAID THAT?'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'TAMARA?!'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'ALRIGHT THERE'LL BE NO FLANGE IN HER TAMARA SINGS TONIGHT'

MAF 'SO THEY'RE CHEATING ON US WITH A SCRABBLE BOARD'
LEE 'I FEEL VIOLATED. THAT'S A TRIPLE LETTER SCORE AS WELL'

MAF 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LEE 'NOTHING I'M JUST HAVING A FIDDLE'
MAF 'REALLY? I'LL JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY THEN'

LEE 'THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS REAL CURRENCY THEN?'
MAF 'APPARENTLY YA'
LEE 'NO SHIT'
MAF 'I KNOW! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN'
LEE 'MY GOD'

MAF 'DO YA KNOW WHERE'S THE REAL LEE?'
LEE 'HUH?'
MAF 'SORRY WHERE'S THE REAL TAMARA. IT'S ALL RIGHT SHE JUST POPPED UP LEE AND IT MADE ME GO "LEEEE!" WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY IS TAMARA'S JUST LIKE OOOOHHHH SO CANADIAN TODAY.'
LEE 'SHE'S MORE CANADIAN THAN NORMAL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'
MAF 'YA IT'S GETTING... OH DEAR. GOOD THING SHOW'S NEARLY ENDED. SHEESH'



singing MAF & LEE 'ISN'T IT GOOD CANADIAN WOOD' (the female population of Canada thinks so! ;o) )

MAF
'YOU ARE CALLED HOP ALONG'
'I WAS GONNA SAY IT MUST BE SOMETHING DERMY DERMY DERMACIAL TYPE HASN'T IT CAUSE IT'S SKINNY TYPE THINGS'
'DID YOU WAKE HIM UP AND SAY BI-LINGUAL DREAMS PLEASE!'
'NOW ODDLY ENOUGH I GOT TEA TONIGHT. ROLE REVERSAL'
'YES WORTH OF NESS'
'I WANT BLOODY UM SOME MONK AT THE BASE OF EVERSET TO MAIL ME AND SAY I LISTEN TO YOUR PODCAST'
'I HAVE THREE I's AND AN E'
'I MIGHT BE TEMPTED, I MIGHT WANT TO DO FENCY SUPPLE COUPLE OF YEM HMMM BLIP SLUPOP'
'I'VE NOT KARI HARI OKED IN THREE WEEKS'
'IT'S ANTI RIGHT'
'THEY SOUND NOT QUITE MEXICAN'
'I JUST LIKE SAYING FLANGE'
'I'VE GOT LEE I DON'T NEED TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO...'



LEE
'WE'LL GET SOME CALLS ABOUT THAT! NO WE WON'T' (Lee is commenting on Maf's mean joke and I turned skype on right away to call but you didn't have skype on!)
'BIG FOOT KARAOKE'
'I'VE BEEN PEELING SKIN OFF MY FOOT ALL WEEK. I NEARLY BROUGHT IT FOR YOU TONIGHT'
'A DELVE IN LEE'S FOOT'
'I SAW IT BEING PULLED OUT ACTUALLY. NOT OUT OF MY FOOT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE HAD SCIENTISTS ALL OVER ME.'
'ONE OF THEM TALKED IN THEIR SLEEP. FINE.....IN WELSH! HOW AM I HOW WILL I I MEAN HOW NAUGHTY IS THAT?'
'I'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL. I DO TALK TO MYSELF'
'SHE'S CANADIAN SHE'S CANADIAN. THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE YOUR RESPONSE'
'I WOULD JUST LOVE TO CRASH OUR SERVER'
'I'M TWO PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM'

CINDYB 'MAF BUY MY HOUSE!!!!'

TAMARA 'FECK OFF MONOPOLY MONEY MY CONTRARY ASS'

SEPT 27
SHOW 169
PODCAST 84

The Mini-Guerrilla Cast

An early start, not in the Snug studio, no Lee, no music and a teeny tiny show.

Maf is a trooper, he sounds tired.

Listener feedback. I wrote in thanking Maf for playing Jonathan Coulton.

Live listeners can see Maf's sad and lonely webcam waiting for him at home.

CindyB harasses Maf (otherwise known as the spelling police) over his spelling mistake/s.

Maf chats about tv he's been watching (Firefly, Eureka, The 4400)
Heroes has started. He'd like us live listeners to keep up to date so we can talk about it. (Next week he tells us not to talk about it because he's saving them up! hmmmmmm)

The live listeners let Maf off the hook and tell him to go home.

I have been Tamara and this has almost been The Snug.

'I WAS VASTLY VASTLY OVER OVER NOT ENTHUSIASTIC GOD IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY!''
'ONE OF HIS TEXTS HAD AMPUTATION IN IT WHICH IS ALWAYS A GOOD WORD TO PUT IN......NOT'
'I'LL FIND OUT ABOUT IT FOR MYSELF TO SEE IF IT'S WORTH DOWN...ERR WATCHING.'
'SNUG FANS BOG'
'I'M JUST KNACKERED EH.'