OCTOBER 4th
SHOW 170 (hey Maf your blog says 168, I believe you mislabled the mini-guerrilla show)
PODCAST 85

Regular listeners will know Lee was in the hospital and not on the Snug the last two weeks. Around 8:45 pm I IM'd Maf asking if there would be a show and was Lee back? Here is the conversation...
snugradio: Yes...there is a show
springs: yay!!!
springs: ...and Lee?
snugradio: erm...I have news at 21:00...bear with me

Now I have a very active imagination and while I knew he couldn't be dead (after all Maf said there was going to be a show) I still thought it could be devastating news - like amputation! Fluffy and I chatted about what we thought the news could be and we both thought it was going to be bad! Finally 9:00 rolls around and the show starts with the usual green onions AND then the funeral march! Again I knew he wasn't dead! Just thought it was really bad!!

And then..... the punchline! Lee is actually back and feeling so much better!
Yay back to nonsense already! Lee can't drink so the show may not descend that deeply into nonsense.....well then again...

Did you listen to the podcast? Did you believe Maf when he was giving us 'bad news'? How did you feel? Call, write or smoke signal your thoughts and feeling on "What if Lee was ________." (dead, amputated, or the show ending Take your pick.)

Lee tells us of his 'dermy dermy dermical' problems. Sounded painful. Glad to have you back Lee. Never scare us again, never never never. It all breaks down with suggestions from the chatroom to fry Lee's foot skin with secret spices (not naming any names), and Lee thinks it would go well with Lynette's placenta. Maf retches. (comedy gold!)


CindyB is listening live and emails the show with well wishes.

Maf recaps his last week's commando show for Lee. I have yet to blog for that show and it was only 15 mins. sheesh.

TUNE TIME - Amy Winehouse - Valerie
Richard Horeley - Serious

HEROES ROCKS!!

Bionic Woman...meeeahhhh, I'll watch it to see what they do with it but really seems crap. Each episode costs $4 million dollars to make! I want to know what the frell they are spending their money on!

Lee reads this blog! He remembered that I wrote about liking Black's Everything is Coming up Roses. He says he's going to send me a copy of it! Thank you Lee!

'It's been a long time coming' {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} with it's very own theme music! I think SILENCE is building up it's part. Pretty soon SILENCE will want it's own soap opera. Mychingo will be inundated with silent responses to {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} increasing bravado..... I wonder what ever happened to Scopy Steve....

CindyB makes it to the chatroom. Lee suddenly decides to sign into the chatroom - Fluffy and I are not enough to make him show up!

Jackie Ayres left a Skype message! Sounds like she doesn't really listen to the show. Prove us wrong Jackie! :o)

Lee has a new scheme to spread the word of Snug. They send us an email and we forward it to 5 people. It's nice Maf thinks I have loads of friends around the world - my life is much more pathetic than you know. :o(

They start talking about stats and Lee goes on and on and on naming countries that have had 1 person click on their website, Maf begs him to stop... he doesn't.

Harikaraoke
1973 - James Blunt


DIG - dig.com
BOING BOING

Maf moans about his finances! He's 1000 pounds in the hole. That's scary biscuits! That would be $2009.03 Canadian! Add another $300 or so and that's what we live on every month! British wages must be really high!

Lee denies ever promising the 'send a penny' site for me!

The forum is in a coma. Maf and Lee complain. W e l l
POST SOMETHING YOU TWO. Start a thread some time eh! If you post we will come.

TAMARA SINGS - FIRST OF MAY - JONATHAN COULTON {I have no idea what has gotten into me! I think I am done with naughty songs now........... or am I??? ;o) } The pink text btw is me blushing.

I lost them the Disney rating... ya right! They really must not listen to themselves or each other.

Jonathan Coulton is really great! I love his music.

TUNE TIME - San Remo Strings - Festival Time

Harikaraoke
Norwegian Wood - Beatles
WONDER BOY (for CindyB and Fluffy)

The usual end of show chit chat. It's great to have you back Lee! Thank you for not dying.

The Rinky Dink pink tail is happy to be back too!
And the show ends for another week.
Goodnight!
T xx



QUOTES

MAF 'YOU COULD PRINT JUST STUFF'
LEE 'YOU KILLED ME. TOLD YOU I WASN'T VERY WELL'

LEE 'AND A LOT OF OLD MEN PEEING IN BOTTLES'
MAF 'NICE!'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'JUST WHAT YOU WANT'
LEE 'NO WHAT I WANTED WAS FOR THEM TO DRAW THE CURTAINS!'

MAF 'NOW JUST BEFORE WE GO ANYWHERE ELSE, ANYTHING ELSE I JUST WANT TO SAY "DAMN BACK TO LEE'S CRAPPY MUSIC. SHHHH DON'T TELL HIM'
LEE 'WHO SAID THAT?'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'TAMARA?!'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'ALRIGHT THERE'LL BE NO FLANGE IN HER TAMARA SINGS TONIGHT'

MAF 'SO THEY'RE CHEATING ON US WITH A SCRABBLE BOARD'
LEE 'I FEEL VIOLATED. THAT'S A TRIPLE LETTER SCORE AS WELL'

MAF 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LEE 'NOTHING I'M JUST HAVING A FIDDLE'
MAF 'REALLY? I'LL JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY THEN'

LEE 'THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS REAL CURRENCY THEN?'
MAF 'APPARENTLY YA'
LEE 'NO SHIT'
MAF 'I KNOW! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN'
LEE 'MY GOD'

MAF 'DO YA KNOW WHERE'S THE REAL LEE?'
LEE 'HUH?'
MAF 'SORRY WHERE'S THE REAL TAMARA. IT'S ALL RIGHT SHE JUST POPPED UP LEE AND IT MADE ME GO "LEEEE!" WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY IS TAMARA'S JUST LIKE OOOOHHHH SO CANADIAN TODAY.'
LEE 'SHE'S MORE CANADIAN THAN NORMAL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'
MAF 'YA IT'S GETTING... OH DEAR. GOOD THING SHOW'S NEARLY ENDED. SHEESH'



singing MAF & LEE 'ISN'T IT GOOD CANADIAN WOOD' (the female population of Canada thinks so! ;o) )

MAF
'YOU ARE CALLED HOP ALONG'
'I WAS GONNA SAY IT MUST BE SOMETHING DERMY DERMY DERMACIAL TYPE HASN'T IT CAUSE IT'S SKINNY TYPE THINGS'
'DID YOU WAKE HIM UP AND SAY BI-LINGUAL DREAMS PLEASE!'
'NOW ODDLY ENOUGH I GOT TEA TONIGHT. ROLE REVERSAL'
'YES WORTH OF NESS'
'I WANT BLOODY UM SOME MONK AT THE BASE OF EVERSET TO MAIL ME AND SAY I LISTEN TO YOUR PODCAST'
'I HAVE THREE I's AND AN E'
'I MIGHT BE TEMPTED, I MIGHT WANT TO DO FENCY SUPPLE COUPLE OF YEM HMMM BLIP SLUPOP'
'I'VE NOT KARI HARI OKED IN THREE WEEKS'
'IT'S ANTI RIGHT'
'THEY SOUND NOT QUITE MEXICAN'
'I JUST LIKE SAYING FLANGE'
'I'VE GOT LEE I DON'T NEED TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO...'



LEE
'WE'LL GET SOME CALLS ABOUT THAT! NO WE WON'T' (Lee is commenting on Maf's mean joke and I turned skype on right away to call but you didn't have skype on!)
'BIG FOOT KARAOKE'
'I'VE BEEN PEELING SKIN OFF MY FOOT ALL WEEK. I NEARLY BROUGHT IT FOR YOU TONIGHT'
'A DELVE IN LEE'S FOOT'
'I SAW IT BEING PULLED OUT ACTUALLY. NOT OUT OF MY FOOT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE HAD SCIENTISTS ALL OVER ME.'
'ONE OF THEM TALKED IN THEIR SLEEP. FINE.....IN WELSH! HOW AM I HOW WILL I I MEAN HOW NAUGHTY IS THAT?'
'I'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL. I DO TALK TO MYSELF'
'SHE'S CANADIAN SHE'S CANADIAN. THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE YOUR RESPONSE'
'I WOULD JUST LOVE TO CRASH OUR SERVER'
'I'M TWO PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM'

CINDYB 'MAF BUY MY HOUSE!!!!'

TAMARA 'FECK OFF MONOPOLY MONEY MY CONTRARY ASS'