OCTOBER 27
SHOW 173
PODCAST 88

Groove in groove cats it's Green Onions! With fan fare and cheery greetings the show starts.

Insults to the two of us who could be assed to show up in the chat room!

Maf has corrected his mislabeling in his Snug Blog. Finally.

Will Lee 'jack in' his job this week?

Maf's on wintergreen life savers.

Lee is bitching about Fluff's and my web cams. Fluffy's not looking right at the camera, I'm a silhouette....can't please some radio gods!

Halloween is on it's way!

Fluffy is having a Halloween party! Can I come?
I'm going to dress up as a crazy cat lady.
Lee plans on scaring children and Maf CBA and isn't doing anything exciting.

Rachel has been declared 'the shadow listener'

HQ has some yahoo, cell phone, tech tips.

TUNE TIME -

James Morrison - Come Back

wow how to summarize the last several Min's.... cellulite and thoughts of nakedness which leads to Maf and Lee descending to.... well the usual Snug level.

Maf give a couple of movie reviews. Something about sheep and another with Nickolas Cage who can see 2 Min's into the future.

Lee wants to gold plate things but realizes his budget will only allow for paper plating.

Snug industries - Fluffy makes beads, Lee gold plates them, I put fuzzy dots (I do have other talents ya know!) and Maf gets to be the fat cat manager. I'm on strike!

2 years ago - was the Halloween show. Maf tries to figure out what his short hand comments mean, without much luck.

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Lee calls his mate who had the snip snip operation but lucky for him he was not in. His answering machine comes on. I have a question, what button is the 'hash' button on the phone?

Harikaraoke
Van Morrison - When God shines his light

Lee is giving up the drink to lose weight. He's a man with a plan. Drink but better food (no weight loss), next step eat what ever and not drink, and if that fails his answer is drugs.... yaaaaaaaa ok......

SKYPE
Lee becomes obsessed with Skype again but no one talks to them....

Lee mispronounces 'racial hatred', and says 'Rachel hatred'. This leads to a frantic search for Rachel Hatred in Google.

TUNE TIME
Foo Fighters - Band On The Run

HARIKARAOKE
Paul McCartney - Band On The run

Maf are you caught up with HEROES?
I call and bitch at Maf for being caught up with Bionic Woman and not with Heroes!

TAMARA SINGS - Jonathan Coulton - Skull crusher Mountain


Lee continues to try to Skype some one, any one.....

CINDYB is in the house! yay!

And the Skype attempts continue..... and anti-climatically the show ends without luring any new listeners.

I've been Tamara, one of the pathetic listeners who has nothing better to do on a Saturday then attend virtual parties and feel all creepy..... GOODNIGHT!

QUOTES
MAF 'TWO FAT LADIES'
LEE 'LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TO BEFORE HOBLABLABABBLAA'
LEE 'THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT JOINED US LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE 'I AM DEAD YES'

MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY'
LEE 'YES THANK YOU FOR JOINING US'
MAF 'AND IF YOU HAVEN'T JOINED US, BUGGER YA'
LEE 'YES WELL I'M NOT SURE WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING ANYWAY'

LEE 'ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOWS BY THE ACTUAL SNUG FAN'S BLOGS CAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA TALLY IS IT?'
MAF 'WE'LL NEVER GET TO A HUNDRED'
LEE 'EXACTLY'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THAT ONE MMMM'
MAF 'SUCK ALL THE SMELL....'
LEE 'SNIFF ALL THE SMELL'
MAF 'AHH GOT YA. NASALLY NASALLY SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THEM. OK'

MAF 'SHE'S A CLEVER GIRL, THAT'S WHY SHE'S CANADIAN YOU KNOW'
LEE 'SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S VERY SMALL IN A CONFESSIONAL BOX'

LEE 'I WONDER YOU KNOW IF YOU COULD... NO IT WOULDN'T WORK'
MAF 'OK'
LEE 'YOU KNOW....AHHHH'
MAF 'GO ON , YOU WON'T BE HAPPY TILL YOU'VE SAID IT'
LEE 'NO I'LL THINK ABOUT IT FIRST. IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE GARBAGE NONSENSE CRAP ANY WAY'
MAF 'ONLY WHAT I'D EXPECT'

MAF
'SAVE TAMARA SAVE THE WORLD'
'CAN YOU NOT READ THAT FROM YOUR HEAD?'
'ANYWAY BACK TO FLUFFY'S CELLULITE. I THINK THE ONLY WAY OF REALLY KNOWING WOULD BE TO CHECK EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OR MAYBE HOLD THE WEB CAM CLOSE TO HER NAKED AREAS'
'IT'S A FREE PREVIEW FOR RADIO DOOBERIES'
'THE FUTURE CHANGES AS SOON AS YOU LOOK AT IT'
'HOW ARE YOUR BOLLOCKS?'
'I LOOKED BACK THEN AND IT LOOKED LIKE TAMARA WAS TRYING TO TWIST HER OWN HEAD OFF'
'I LOOKED AT MY NOTES AND THOUGH THAT'S A SMALL ENTRY'
'WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOOGLE A GOOGLE NORMAL GOOGLE.'
'ISN'T IT MYSPACE FOR FACES AND BOOKS'
'OUR USERS CONTROL THE SHOW'
'I REMEMBER BECAUSE I LOVE LADIES'
'THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE LIKE PORN SITES THAT AREN'T REAL'
'THAT WAS THIS WEEK'S SI....'


LEE
'TWISTED FIRE WARDEN'
'I'M THINKING ABOUT THE CHEERLEADER FROM HEROES DOING IT FOR ME'
'THANKS TO FLUFFY FOR THAT BORING ARTICLE'
'WE COULD INCITE SOME RACHEL HATRED HAHAHAHAHAHA'
'WE NEED TO SKYPE THEM ALL AND SAY "SCREW YOU"
'I WOULD PROBABLY WATCH BIONIC WOMAN WITH NOTHING ON'