Flufys log
Snug date: 20072006
Show no: 115
Podcast: 28


Woohoo! Welcome to the show

Tami is in a bad mood tonight, the guys are under strict instruction to be 'funnier than usual' to cheer her up....... Do they do it? Listen to find out.

Apparently we're in for a bit of a sex show tonight - Thank god this is radio and not TV!!

General housekeeping - Lee get your arse in gear with the snug phone!!

No Magners tonight, Lee has had to resort to having Becks.... this makes him slip into his bedroom voice.

Lee's website of the week - www.crushmy307.co.uk Have a look and donate towards the crushing of the cursed car. Maf sounds utterly bored throughout Lee's spiel. Lee mentions donating to the appeal, this sends Maf into a mini rant about us listeners not donating to the show!!! Come on, do you really think ranting is gonna make a difference, we (listeners in general, obviously not Tami and I cos, we do everything! ;o) ) don't even make an effort to donate even if there's something in it for us! :oP

More cinematic reviews this week - Maf has been to see Superman returns. His review goes as follows - 'Superman returns is bloody marvelous, that's is the end of the review' Nice one! Hehehe!

Lee tells us of a handless woman that comes into his work, you really need to listen to this - ewww!

I've been making Pomegranate vodka. Recipe for Tami - Add fruit to vodka, leave for a few weeks and voila! :oD

Tune: Jackie Ayres - Hello

Listener link (sent in by me... Sorry! ) masturbate-a-thon 2006.... This leads to much mirth and plenty of one liners ( way too many to quote)
In answers tot he questions asked....
1. I sent it because it made me laugh
2. No I'm not going
3. You can organise your own bloody Snug Wank! :oP

2 Guys, 2 minutes, all over! Hahahahaha!

*this weeks silence* Preempted by the thought of tag team wanking!

Lee seems keen to go to wankathon 2006, the virtues of viagra are discussed, like it stops you falling out of bed!

Tune: McFly - Don't stop me now.

Jazz Hands
Pirate Dave is encouraged to get a webcam!

Yet again, the guys whinge about my house being dark - IHAVE ALL MY LIGHTS ON WHEN i HAVE MY WEBCAM ON! (I'm shouting this as I tell them every week! ) It's my webcam that is shite, I need a new/better one!

Happy Birthday to Rebeccas son Alex, who's 8.

Jackie and Paul (Ayres) join us in the chatroom... Lovely to 'meet' you, and great song too! :oD

Dave - Not everyone is from Meladin!!

Apparently it goes 'all random' in the chatroom - Come and join us on a Thursday to find out if it really does. :oD

Lee - You need to listen to the F&T show - for christ sake we have to listen to yours! :oP

No more entries for the 'EMAIL US YOU BASTARDS' competition.

More protestors outside the window - in totty and chav form.

Puppy plans his own podcast - 'This week in geek' Let us know when it's done Pete... We need to have a listen! :oD

It's (was) Lees birthday on Sunday - Happy belated Birthday - How old?!?!?!

Go see the 'spaz boys' on the website, when your there check out the Snugs TV debut!

Time to crank up the skype....

Stolen from Digg - The 1% rule
Make your own flaming whip
Vote for the worst sound in the world
Christians smack children

Nobody wants to be skyped... again....

Maf upsets T about child spanking

Tamara sings - a little bit, then we stop for a bit for a jingle (Lee's on form tonight) We hear a bit of Dawny's song (nice one Dawny) and finally we get to hear T! Yay!! She's sings killing me softly.

Hari karaoke: I swear - All 4 one ( correct me if I'm wrong on this one)
Bring it on home to me - Don't know who sang that.

Lee tells us a spider story...... he's been reading too many vacuous bint magazines again!

And here endeth my blog (well it does after the quote section anyway :oP )........

QUOTES

LEE
'We'll only play it if we like it, so don't send any crap'
'It's not half bad, in fact it's doubly good'
'That's a bird puller that!'
'Weve got a couple of hours to kill, we can do what we like'
'Shall we.... oh! Maybe not, is that all the time is?'
'Where am I'
'I'm getting more and more less important'
'A bird with no hand, has got 10 in her bush'
'If anyone comes across a scampi flavoured tenner'
'What a weirdo'
'have you got a tissue'
'When a man suddenly gives you flowers, that's stud'
'Get your resolutions out for the lads'
'Skyper diaper, it's full of shit'
'You've got the jazz'


MAF
'It's freaking me out man!'
'We love having you, as much as you love being had'
'Magners... it's how you get it up at night'
'You just have to suck on David Beckham'
'Take a step back! eh! eh!'
'You're a chump!'
'Why don't you put Jackie on... I'm sure she'll fit'
'It's way past wee time'
'He's trying to hold my hand'
'You leave that whatsit alone!'
'It's on the floor, numbnuts'
'What I really wanted was an AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!'
'Aren't webcams brilliant'
'You go and you come and you go'
'We didn't pay him to say it'
'That sounded like a triangle being hit by a horse'
'In all our masturbatory glory'
'Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn'
'Hello, my name's Wet, would you like to come to London'
'That's spanking children, not your monkey!'
'A mock turtle neck'
'Pirate Dave was the first one to come'