SNUG DATE JULY 20 TAMARA'S LOG
5 4 3 2 1 GREEN ONIONS
*And the show starts with much applause and fan fair. Echo effects are on. I'm in the chat-room and in a bad mood... :o(
*The effects are short lived as they cause flash backs for Maf. My bad mood is short lived as the show goes on... :o)
*It's going to be a bit of a sex show tonight. If you offend easily then tonight's show is not for you.
*Again no snug phone...
*We are promised a 10:00 spot tonight. Will it happen? Is it back? Will there be more fan fair? It is to be seen.
*Lee goes into his bedroom voice thinking about Cornish people.
*Lee's news item www.crushmy307.co.uk It's about a young man BURP! who wants to crush his lemon of a car and return it to the dealer. He is asking for donations. He'd like to buy a new car and will donate the rest of the money to cancer research. Lee will keep us updated.
*OK now there's moaning that no one sends them anything. They do remember they've had gifts in the past. They'd like people to send money, spare change, bills, cheques and money orders accepted. Anything, any currency any amount. Buy stuff from the ads on the snug site..... Help support the Snug! bit of whining about the cost of the show's upkeep.
*Maf went to see SUPERMAN RETURNS!!! I'm not really sure if Maf liked it or not. LOL Actually he gave it rave reviews. He thought it was "bloody marvelous.
*Lee always has numbers after his name in the chat-room. It bugs him! No one else has numbers after their names.
*Lee tells a story about a one handed girl who pulled 10 pounds from her underwear. He finds out after he's handled the bill.(see the quote section)
*Fluffy's been making pomegranate vodka. I'd love to try some of that. Is there a recipe Fluffy?
It is wondered if she was making the vodka herself. Maf says it's illegal to make your own vodka. Is there some kind of prohibition I don't know about? If you can make your own beer and wine why not spirits?
*Jackie sent in her song Hello, asking the guys to play it. They do of course. It's a good tune. She may send in more!
*Then there's a scramble for the bottle opener, though Maf thinks Lee is trying to hold his hand. Lee is dying of thirst. Bottle opener is then found on the floor.
*Fluffy's link announcing London's Masturbate -a-thon. Is Fluffy going? Is she inviting Maf and Lee? It's a big public wank. Channel 4 is filming it and broadcasting. Very funny link Fluff! The fellas are all a twitter.
****~~THIS WEEK'S {HORNY} SILENCE ~~****
*There is more sex talk (as promised at the beginning of the show)
*McFly singing "Don't Stop Me Now"
*More talk of sex... Stud sex spray tested at Fluffy Lamb's work.
*More rudeness "planned" for later in the show.
*Lee has a look at Fluffy's webcam and then mine. Jazz hands. I'm in my shed. (It's HEY THAT! by the way)
*Pirate Dave needs a web-cam to do jazz hands!
*Complaints *again* about Fluffy's dark house. I think you've been nagged Fluffy.
*Happy 8th Birthday to Alex.
Lee wants to sing Happy Birthday
Maf says no, Alex is in bed.
Lee just starts singing and
Maf joins in...
Lee gets his way.
*Maf thinks I didn't get the Superman joke (that was Fluffy) I know Maf was kidding about Canada not getting Superman here BUT a Canadian is the inventor of Superman. Just to let you know. :o)
*Puppy comes in to the chat-room about now.
*Jackie (actually Paul her husband) comes into the chat-room. Big hellos all around. They are from Bermuda.
*Lee's been too busy to listen to the Fluffy and Tami show but he told me he would soon. Show 3 coming soon? Fluffy? Eh?
*"E-mail us you bastards" competition is now closed. The draw will happen next show.
*More talk of the "London thing".
*Double entendre galore.....
*The protesters are back outside Maf's house, they must know what's coming up later in the show and taken offense in advance. (a bit about beating children coming up...)
*Puppy needs to give us the link for the podcast he's working on.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEE SUNDAY JULY 23RD!!!! Let us know how your birthday night went. Actually everyone is invited, Shelly just doesn't know it.
*Lee does a Russian Groucho Marx joke about elephants... Gotta listen to the podcast to get to hear the joke!
*Have you seen the freaky picture of Maf and Lee with their faces switched? Their names should be Laf and Mee... Go to the snug site, gallery link and click the link under the photo.
*SKYPE Who gets Skyped tonight? A bit of "you do it! No you do it!" Plans were brewing as we listen. They want to skype me, skype this other person and have me interview him... Hahaha I didn't sign into skype. First Skype attempt, second attempt both fail. Lee is still trying to get someone to answer...
*Go to the Snug blog for the "Stolen from Digg" links. 1% rule, making flaming whips, (apparently Maf thinks this is up my alley. Not with my field of dry grass. :o) )
*Maf still doesn't have his shed.
\Jeff pops in to let us know we are listening to the Snug/
*Still working on Skyping. Pirate Dave doesn't answer...
*Oh this is the part about Spanking children... All starts out with a link to a Christian site that is all for beating children. "Beat them again if they are angry"...Oh and I say in the chatroom "Spanking children should be banned" which goes on to the talk of beating children live on air...in the chatroom there is the fake headline; "podcasters advocate beating children and offer to do it on air" Which brings it back after a brief rest. Puppy doesn't seem to appreciate the idea. Maybe Fluffy will stand in the kids place and go round to get beaten every week (Maf asks)... Puppy and the lefty Canadian not liking the idea of beating children (rolled eyes in the studio) even Pirate Dave is saying pull it back fellas. LOL Some jokes work and some should be put over ones knees and and spanked soundly)
*Whatever happened to listener Rob and his group?
*Tamara sings Killing Me Softly (still have a bit of laringitus in my voice) A bit of a false start...and then Dawny sings a bit of Happy Girl (great job Dawny!)...and then I sing...(I always disappear. I don't know why but it's hard to listen to myself sing when I know other people are listening. Weird I know...)Wow that was a long song! sorry guys!
*Harikaraoke! 154, which is I Swear, and then Bring it on Home to Me
*People in Canadia have stolen "exactly" from the Snug! That's OK I say "Hey that" instead now.
* A bit of green onions and good byes to new listeners, come back next (this) week.
And with a bit of house keeping the show ends.
*I've been Tamara and this has been my version of this week's snugfans blog...
QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S FREAKING ME OUT MAN"
"WE LOVE HAVING YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE BEING HAD"
"IT'S A BIT OF A SEX SHOW TONIGHT" (thanks to Fluffy)
"MAGNERS THAT'S THE WAY YOU GET IT UP AT NIGHT"
"SUPERMAN RETURNS IS BLOODY MARVELOUS THAT'S THE END OF THE REVIEW"
"OH DEJA VU SUPERMAN 'S BEEN SPINNING AROUND THE WORLD"
"I'M SORRY TO BIG THAT ONE UP FOR EVERYBODY"
"YOU GO AND YOU "COME" AND YOU GO"
"MULTI TASKING SCIENTIFIC PROOF IT DOESN'T WORK" (spoken like a true male, I multitask all the time!)
"FLUFSTER IN PIXILATED GLORY"
"YOUR ONION'S GOT TO LAST 20 SECONDS"
LEE
"WE'LL ONLY PLAY IT IF WE LIKE IT SO DON'T SEND US ANY CRAP"
"IT IS CLASS, IT'S CLASS IN A GLASS"
"SHOULD WE, IS IT NEARLY, OH MY GOSH IS THAT ALL IT IS?"
"I THINK I MANAGED TO GET INTO THE THE, EH WHERE AM I?"
"I'M GETTING MORE AND MORE LESS IMPORTANT"
"A BIRD WITH ONE HAND'S GOT TEN IN THE BUSH"
"MAYBE SHE LAUGHING AT SOMETHING WE'RE GOING TO DO IN A MINUTE"
"IF ANYONE EVER COMES ACROSS A SCAMPY FLAVOURED TENNER"
"WHEN A MAN YOU NEVER MET BEFORE SUDDENLY GIVES YOU FLOWERS, THAT'S STUD"
"WE WERE GREAT APART FROM ME"
"MORE E-MAIL THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT"
"START WEARING PURPLE ELEPHANTS"
"SKYPEY DIAPER THIS IS FULL OF SHIT"
"RIGHT PUSH MY 307"
"WET TRIED TO SKYPE YOU"
"I GAVE YOU 9 MINS OF ONIONS, THAT'S IT"
Friday, July 21, 2006
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3 comments:
Nice one again T. Recipe for the voddie is on my blog! ;oD
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