December 20th

Show - 181

Podcast - 96

Slight change to the program tonight, Maf decides to skype me T and cindyB for the whole show.

Now this is a weird show to blog... I don't like listening to myself at the best of times, so please excuse any shortfall in the blog. ;)

A tempramental start tot he show, with my skype failing (although I didn't know it at the time). When I finally join in they're all in the swing of taking the mickey out of me.... gits!

Lee ties to ring, only to leave voicemail that makes hime sound as if he's in an orgy!

Maf gets dissapointed with the lack of top fives done for the show, even though he didn't sepcifically ask for some. :P

We try to get roach to join in but she much prefered to go catch fish babies.

The conversation turns surreal with the talk of butterfly and batwings...

T tells us about her time travel dream. And we turn to the joys of British cheese giving you nightmares. Maf tells us about the cheese man in Buffy.... which does really exist (you can count this as a letter if you like :P )

T does sound effects....

We touch on the F&T show... some secret spoilers...

Cindy starts off her top 5 celebrity boyfriends
1. Alan Rickman
2. Adam Sandler gets booted for Mr Hankey the Christmas poo
3. Desmond from Lost
4. Maf gets booted for Mike Myers
5. Johnny Depp
6. Lee

Tune time: White Christmas -The golden gate quartet.

Maf gets badgered into doing impressions... Cindy joins in!

Tells us about her Fly pens

A few technical hitches as we try to contact Lee.

Tune time: Green Christmas - BNL

Lee rings back from the back of a drunken female filled fire engine limo!

We miss the opportunity for a silence, thanks to Cindy! :P

More spoilers from the F&T4 show.

We touch on accents and Kitchen nightmares.

I plan to sell my kids...

We try to get Cindy's Mum to cook us some mexican food..... Yummmmm!

Tune time: Kelly Pickler - Santa Baby

A little bit of innuending

Tamara (and Willow) sing Side by side
Cindy sings - 5 days of Christmas.

Tune Time: Micheal Buble - Let it snow.

Writers strike and Tivo, and T tells us about the telly she's been watching.

'The Snug before Christmas'... See the Snug blog to see a transcript.

Apologies for the lack of quotes... Maybe T will have a go and add some. ;)

Quotes
CindyB
Whats french for menage a five
That was the longest goddamn song I've ever not heard in my life!
Perform for us Monkey boy!
He's shy.
I'm titilated now, that's for sure!
Happiness is a good poo.
Take off you clothes!
You're getting it off onilne

Maf
I'm a whizz with technology and all
And again in English...
Canadian hypnosis... for world domination.

T
I'm suprised Maf can hear mental fucking

The one with youtube
December 13th 2007
Show 180
Podcast 95

Chilli Green Onions...... Mafs heating has broken so a cold show tonight - Full of wintery goodness! :D

Lee has trouble with his jingle player again... Me thinks he has been playing with his dongle too much. ;)

We have Fluffylambrini (aka Lee) in the chatroom - The Gay italian gangster - Ha!!

Coffe time: Pecan Pie and eggnog flavour tonight, very festive.

This was the last 'proper' Snug until after Christmas... no Lee next week :(

Cindy sends in 'The man song', which is quite amusing.

More LEE PROMISES - He has a new organ and is going to learn how toplay with it properly ;)

Tamara gets a call: TT wrote a poem about the lack of blog, it's a fab poem, check out the last blog post to read it.

Let us know your opinions on the new look website... Orange blobs!! Hmmmmm... BRING BACK THE STRIPES!! ;)

Tune Time: David Jordan - The sun goes down

Lee obsesses about finding a shirt like David Jordans as seen on the royal variety performance.

Lee... the fountain of all knowledge.. lets us know that Americans watched 100 Billion videaos in 2007... haven't they heard of DVD's?

More VNV shenanigans- Bike accident and a birthday. They guys have no idea... Ha!

Maf finds the new Basil Brush funny - Shame on you!

More flatliners questions....

New caption competitions on the website... have a look peeps... a date with Lee could be the prize ;)

Harikaraoke: REO speedwagon - Keep on loving you

Maf upsets TT with his 'mental naked image' - Bless you TT... ignore the silly boys!

Lee gets his wee (I mean WII)

A gentle reminder to Mychingo Christmas messages...

Guinea pigs... a bizarre conversation...

Tune Time: Amy Macdonald - This is the life

Lee ate 48 bars of bounty at christmas... Jeez.... *vom*

Maf lets us know how to guage how his weekend plans go by the tone of his voice next show, hopefully he'll be jolly.

A quick conversation aboutt he undead canoe man.

Tamara sings, with special guest WILLOW!!! - Rudolf the red rosed reindeer.... Great job ladies!

Karaoke
Happy christmas, war is over - john lennon
Santa baby - Madonna
Blue Christmas - Elvis




QUOTES

M & L
M- Is he russian
L - He was in a hurry

M - Good 'ole Thomas
L- You call it that too, I don't feel so stupid now!


Lee
'You want my piece'
'Shall we take our cloaks off Ron?'
'You're a pastry you are'
'Oh... that was a webshite'
'We're a couple of cultures we are'
'It's bigger than you think'
'I was the fat controller'
'no it's not fatso... blog that!'


Maf
'Fruity cinnamon sticks'
'You can't please anyone... EVER'
'You'd have to rememberize it'
'Who's laughing now'
'Stupid, godamnit'
'That was a bit torturus'
'I bet it bounces'
'We're shunting Tamara a bit tonight'
'We call it mind wandering'

Two shows behind on the blog...
Guilt is eating me alive! LOL
The holidays are coming up........

The night before Snug in T's taxi shack
two monkeys were sleeping while T munched a snack

She sat and she pondered the lack of a blog.
No excuse could she muster - she'd been a bump on a log

Turns out that poor T caught a terrible ill
she fought it with all of her might and her will

And now she just sits there, the blog still undone
she sees that the time is fast approaching one

this dreaded disease that she hopes, now, has passed?
no offence, you guys but she Couldn't Be Assed.

November 29th
Show 178
Podcast 93

A grand Tequila sart to the show tonight.... a fitting tribute to our resident Drunken munky 'Tequila T'... It's well worth a look on the forum to see what this lady is really like when she lets her hair down!! ;)

Lee let's us know how anal he really is... he spent a whole evening cataloging his mp3's... *yawn*

How did Lee's gig go??... very well apparently... made me giggle! ;)

Poor Lee gets his nose put out of joint when he finds out Josh sang on Saturdays show..... bless!

Dawny's in the chatroom.... welcome back!! She posts a link to 'puff the magic dragon' (have a look at the official blog to see it)

Tune Time: The Alarm - 68 Guns

Lot's of Top 5's on the Forum.... go and add some more.

Puppy (re)joins us in the chatroom..... about time to Mr!!!

We touch on the 'Riddle' again




Quotes:
Lee
'I've heard you're a good shot'
'I listen to the show with Ed Phones.... we both think it's funny'
'Wide legged and eyeless'
'Monkeys and scary biscuits'
'Hello Pete... AckAck Puppy'
'I think the clues are too craptic'
'Interchangable ears - available at argos'
'Me jingles keep sticking'
'Ooooh you litte tiger'

Maf
'Don't trust dogs with ginger eyebrows'
'You keep away from him Tamara, don't put him in the spin dryer'
'I'm having an affair'
'We keep it clean and family friendly'
'Don't kill him'
'Want to see my puppies'
'There's a willy joke in there somewhere'
'These are the biggest numbers we've had in ages'
'My minds a pile of mush'
'Arghhhh That's an 'orrible one'
'We wash it as fast as we want'
'Back away from the innuendo'
'Calling Dr Freud... Calling Dr Freud'
'Why now? Why do you come back to us now?'

HQ
'Nice to see you back... who the hell are ya?'

November 22
Show 177
Podcast 92

And were off to a good start with greeny onions and 'meet the boys'

Straight off the cuff with the facebookyouporntubey type jokes..... will this ever end?

Join us in the chtroom for a more surreal tuime than listening to the show.....

Lee's neighbours dog got run over by a train And so does a badger... Did Lee purposly shove a badger on the train tracks, just for an excuse to play that god awfull badger song???


Lee's off to do a gig in Shrewsbury... How did it go Lee? :P

(Belated) HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you 'mericans

Ooooo a riddle (naughty boys for not mentioning it last week) So... a bird with large breasts separated by extasy... any ideas anyone?

A little bit more myfriendsfacetubepornbook chat......

Poor T gets hassled.. she get's told she looks like Micheal Jackson, not impressed she switches her cam off!!

Compliments on an early fanblog last week, I expect there'll be some whinging that the blog is late this week (sowwy)

More scrabble chat.....

Tune time: James Blunt - Give me some love

Lee has an occurance of 'Small worldyness' (a step back to the train/dog incident)

Serial killer pics... this is really funny... but only if you've seen the picture ( a great thing to talk about ont he radio :P ) Hehehehe!!!

Harikaraoke: Snow Patrol - Chasing cars

Roach is back! Yay!!

A bit of footie chat... Yawn! (I mentally switch off at this point... buch of pansies running around a field!)

The serial killer (and other photos :$ ) get distributed between other listners.

This weeks silence....

Tune time: David Grey- The one I love

New slot alert!!!!
TOP 5's... Email your top 5's or post them in the forum.


Tamara sings (drunkenly): Maralyn Mans(i)on - Tainted love

The news of no Snug 2 starts a mini rebellion in the chatroom... bless those boys they appease the baying crowd with a mini snug 2.

Snug 1.5......

Amy Winehouse: Valarie

Take that: shine

Take that: Shine (without the laughter)

Mike: Grace Kelly


You think its all over..... it is now!!


QUOTES

MAF & LEE
M- If you provide us with material...
L - .... We'll make you ... clothes

L- Oh get a grip!
M- Not during the show


MAF
'I'm just going to get a towel'
'If you do a show and no one listens... is it all nonsense?'
'Come back here witht hat plastercine'
'That would prove they were a live listener... and not dead'
'She's an internet 'ho!'
'The whole of Canada... who don't get hangovers'
'I dunno, but Fluffy's getting i'round hers too'
'Come here... you're not escaping'
'She has a glazed over look of a long term listener'

LEE
'Youtubepornpopupbook'
'I do and so does my house'
'Oh Bugger!'
'I'm very popular'
'My mum was hell of a lass'
'Log on and do it back to me'
'Can we play turkish scrabble next time'
'You sound like my Nan'
'Ahhhhh... she has a vibrancy has she'
'She doesn't look like Micheal Jackson... Jermaine maybe..'
'Do the uncle Buck'
'What was I thinking coming out with you two!'
'you look like you're about to eat her'

TT
You come for the Laughs... you stay because they make you!!

NOV 15th
Show 176
Podcast 91


Green onions...... Dum de dum dum..

9 weeks till podcast 100

Meet the gang cos the boys are here... the boys to entertain you!! Lot's of Windsor Davies impressions going on! :))

Weekend chat - Maf does a JoCo geurilla cast (which I missed :( )

Us lot in the chatroom, are chatting about the pussy saga... This leads to much hillarity during the show. To find out more about it have a look on the forum!

Mini Tune - It's getting hot in here! :))

More Pussy chat.... Now blogging this part of the show is hard, cos I can't type for laffin'..... Just go listen!!

Lee's friends have had another baby - Congratulations. Baby name chat.

Maf watches a film twice, he tries to review it, but gets interrupted a few times - Planet terror.. just go watch it.

This is where the show goes downhill - facebook chat again... we've been waiting for Lee to play his turn in scrabble for a week now (and we're still waiting for him to play his goes since the show)

Lee puts a link up to his Dads house footage - again!!

Lee needs help playing scrabble - bless!

Another mini tune - Dear penis

More scrabble chat (expect this comment a good few times throughout the blog :)) ) Yay!! Lee actually gets into the game.

More scrabble chat!!

T calls..... anothe quiz!

Who cannot ride a bike - the guys guess - Me, and they are right
Who is afraid of bikes - the guys guess - T, and they are right
Who was once a carnival queen - the guys guess - Gareth! :)) actually they guess Me, and they are right
Who once worked as a housekeeper, bartender, cook, and house painter - the guys guess - CindyB, and they are right.
Who once worked as a housekeeper, bartender, cook and tomato picker - the guys guess T, and they are right.
Who once dreamed of being a world renowned photographer - the guys guess - CindyB, and they are right.
Well done guys!! :-D

T tells us her how her phobia of bikes came about.

More scrabble chat.....

Tune time - Ruby Turner - blowing in the wind

More scrabble chat.....

Maf panics about the American writers strike.... No more Heroes!! :-O

T asks Maf about his dirty dreams!! :))

Harikaraoke - Jealous Guy

More scrabble chat.....

Some ginormous(sp?) breast chat....

More facebook scrabble chat...... Blimey I could type that with my eyes closed now!!

The wurzels sing bonjovi... :))

What is a triple axle - answers on a postcard please!
Now who said that the Snug wasn't educational, this evening we learned the difference between a leotard and a unitard.....

More scrabble chat.....

T sings - My Monkey (fab job T!)

More JoCo praise...

More scrabble chat.....

T and I have plans for the Christmas specials... we can tell you what they are, but we might have to kill you. ;)

T calls again.....

More scrabble chat...

Tune time - Vinyl kings Time machine

A little more scrabble chat......

Now you're going to get the impression from this blog that the show was a bit boring... but it was way funnier than the blog protrays! Honest!

F x

MAF and LEE
L -'Any of this...'
M - 'No, none of that'

M - 'I might be going down in a bit'
F - 'wayhay!!'

MAF 'OH IT'S A BILINGUAL PUSSY'
LEE 'OHHHH IT LIKES GIRLS'

MAF
'I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TELL A PUSSY IS BRAIN DAMAGED OR NOT'
'I'm gonna stand on my hind legs and go blurablablablar'
'I'll have something to post on the forum if it's the last thing I do'
'Lizard called Lee'
'The evil incidious sapper of time'
'Blanker than normal'
'My face, your arse book'
'I chosing the delete button everytime'
'Oh no, not another quiz'
'I AM GOING TO BAT AT SOMETHING THAT'S INVISIBLE'
'FEEL FREE TO FACE TUBE PORN BOOK US'
'DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THIS FUNNY?'
'REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH! I'M GOING TO PLAY SCRABBLE TILL I DIE'

LEE
'Lovely Boy'
'This time last week we were funny'
'it's getting hot in here, so take out all your clothes'
'Get in that dryer.. or I'll bash your lip in again'
'Wheres the bell gone'
'Look again with one eye and one hand tied behind your back'
'MmmmmmMMmmmmm...... porn tubes'
'There's funbags all over the shop'
'Get a job! Do some chemisting or some thing... make some potions!!' :))
'Oh shit... were doing a show!'
'It's a crap game this'
'Who said... what's that noise in the tumble dryer'
'Halfordosis'
'We've been rooting through your bins and everything'
'We're not scrabblecentric or anything'
'she got 12 points for her box'
'Keep talking while I'm looking stupid'
'Tamaras just screwed me.... oh you cow'
'IT'S U-PORN OR PORN TUBE'
'HOW DO YOU REFRESH YOUR THINGY-WHATS-IT'

T
'For being so manly Maf doesn't half drink a lot of girlie coffees'
'You guys are right on it tonight'

NOV 8TH
SHOW 175
PODCAST 90

And the show starts with another Green Onions that has Fluffy Lamb groovin.

Lee is better this week, he was really ill.

Maf remembers Badger Badger Badger. I found out in the chat room Fluffy doesn't like it! I thought it was dead funny.

I'm in the kitchen listening to the show and cooking. Roach is trying to get into the chat room, Fluffy helps her out and she makes it later on.

Lee ate copious amounts of carrots last Wed. and was shocked that he didn't throw up carrots Thursday night.

TUNE TIME
JOCO - I FEEL FANTASTIC (great great song!! thanks for playing it for me Uncle Maf!)
Maf is planning on singing it karaoke, can't wait!!
Will there be a Jonathan Coulton special show this Sat.? Maf says he may do it! I'll be there.

Roach has made it into the chatroom.

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[SNUG GIRLS TAKE OVER THE SHOW]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
The Skype phone rings and... they don't have the mic plugged in!
When they finally get it plugged in and answered it's none other than...
ME!!!
Calling with a surprise pop quiz about the top three female listeners!
Here's the quiz questions, answers and their guesses. But to really enjoy it, it must be heard!


CINDYB said these two. The names beside are the guys guesses and they got 1 right.

CINDY Who's nickname was "Satan" in school?

TAMARA Who grew up watching monty python and benny hill with her dad?


FLUFFY said these two and they didn't get either of them right!

TAMARA Who once recorded an album, that was released to the public?

CINDY Who was once so drunk they spent 2 days/nights sleeping on their
bathroom floor?


T said these two, they got 1 right.

FLUFFY which Snug lady bit her friend on the cheek whilst drunk out of her mind and had no memory of it"

TAMARA who once slept in a phone booth

Score for the boys? 2 out of 6 correct! Stayed tuned more to come! Maybe Fluffy or Cindy will call? hmmm girls?

Lee notices my 'decor'.

I am assuming this is a naughty or rude or saying mean things about me {{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S}}}}}}}} 'nother silence.

Lee's been in the chat room all this time as snugradio backwards and Maf had no idea!

HARIKAOKE - Since You've Been Gone (I think)
While Lee goes for a wee Maf treats us to a JoCo song! Code Monkey - fab job Maf! (I agree good job!)

I'm cooking something......what was it? lol
Lee goes off making fun of me. :( (again... T, we really need to sort him out!)


LEE MISSED A PERFECT TIME TO DO A DAVID GUEST IMITATION

TUNE TIME - Kelly Pickler (sp?) Red high heels


CB and T take the P out of Lee's shite music taste!

Talk turns to T looking like Susan Tully (someone from eastenders)

Lee spills his coffee..... Maf has a bit of a fit!! Hehehehehehehe!!


Maf hatches a plan to bring JoCo into the fold. Which leads to him wanting to know how easy is it to learn to play a stringed instrument, 4 strings or more that is the question!

Another silence.......

Umm..... lots of other stuff, including guitar hero and donkey konga.

T sings - Hole in my shoe (good job T!)

A bit of a chat about the name Fanny... now you're probably not going to believe this but there was someone in my family (years ago mind!) actually called Fanny (now if you know my surname then you'll realise the significance of this!) :-o

If you wanted to see Lee's dads house then you missed the link in the chatroom.

Oooooh now were being carried into T's bedroom..... This lowers the tone enough to bring the show to a close.

F & T x


QUOTES

MAF
'SHE'S THE NAKED CHEF TONIGHT, ONLY WITH CLOTHES ON'
'ALL THESE THINGS THAT AREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT INTO THE SHOW NOTES BECAUSE I'LL FORGET'
'I'M GETTING POKED I DON'T KNOW DO I POKE BACK OR WHAT?'
'THIS FRIEND IS MOST LIKELY TO BLA BLA BLA BLA OR WHATEVER'
'SO YA BLEE BLA BLA'
'SHE GET GIVEN PLANTS AND GOLDFISH AND CRAP'
'DRUNKEN STUPORS IMMEDIATLEY MAKE ME THINK OF FLUFFY LAMB'
'OH DEAR STUFF ON MY MIND'
'DIDN'T WE SKYPE JACK-ROB?' (hmmm don't remeber Jack-Rob lol)
'WE MAKE SENSE NOW, NAHHH NO WE DON'T'
'REMINDS ME OF ME'
'AND I WAS CODE MONKEY FOR HER'
'IN FACT I DON'T REMEMBER BEING AT THAT PARTY'
'I'LL REMEMBER IT'S MOROCCAN DOBERRY'
'JUST SOME OTHER THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD.... NAKED'
'DON'T EVEN TRY A WELL... YOUNG MAN!'
'I'VE GOT A CURLY EXTENSION'
'SURLY THAT CAN'T BE ANY OF YA CAUSE YOU'VE ALL GOT PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO WAKE YOU UP'
LEE
'IT'S YOU FACE BOOK TUBE'
'YOU'D THINK THAT WOULD BE MY HERO NAME - SUPRLATIVE'
'NO WHERE AMONGST THE SICKYNESS WAS THERE CARROTS'
'OHH TAMARA'S GOT CARROTS'
'IT'S NICE TO SEE FLUFFY'S WEARING HER HAIR DOWN TONIGHT, EITHER THAT OR SHE'S BEEN DRUG THROUGH THE HEDGE BACKWARDS'
'NOBODY CALLS THIS SHOW!!'
'ANY OF THEM COULD HAVE SLEPT IN A PHONE BOOTH'
'INFACT EVERYBODY'S WHO THEY SHOULD BE'
'YOU FUZZY HEART MONKEY BOY'
'OH YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MONKEY'
'I'LL BE SNU, YOU CAN BE UG'
'KELLY PICKLED GREEN ONIONS'
'MAYBE I SHOULD BE THE BACK 'ALF COS I'M FULL OF SHIT'
'OI! YOU SLAG'



LEE 'I SEE A NEW SPOT THERE...ON NO SHE'S SPILT MAYONNAISE'
MAF 'HAHAHAHA I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF A PUNCH LINE THERE CAUSE I JUST COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING'
LEE 'IT WAS GOING TO BE A BIT RUDER THAN THAT BUT I THOUGHT NO I WON'T. KEEP IT CLEAN.'

MAF 'I THINK IT MIGHT BE DOWN FOR A REASON'
LEE 'REALLY? NITS'
MAF 'WELL...................................................'
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
MAF 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT'
LEE 'WAS THAT THE SILENCE OR WHAT?'
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT WASN'T INTRODUCED AS A SILENCE' [silences are not introduced they are post-troduced Maf!]

LEE 'DON'T HANG UP DON'T HANG UP DON'T HANG UP'
MAF 'STICK WITH US T!!'
LEE 'YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. YOU ARE MOVING UP THE QUE'

MAF 'SHE MUST HAVE KNOWN WE WERE SHORT ON MATERIAL' (nope just planning it all week with F&C)
LEE 'YOU HAD ME QUITE EXCITED INITIALLY WHEN YOU SAID COMMANDO, HELLO! IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME THEY STARTED LISTENING WITH NO UNDERWEAR ON'
T 'BUT YOU KNOW.....WELL.....YA.... ANYWAY THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. BUT ANYWAY'
MAF 'THIS IS WHY THESE GIRLS LISTEN TO THIS SHOW'

MAF 'I THINK CINDY'S MAD ENOUGH TO BE A BITER'
LEE 'BUT I THINK SHE'D REMEMBER AND I THINK SHE'D DO IT INTENTIONALLY AND ON PURPOSE'

T 'WHOSE NICKNAME WAS SATAN IN SCHOOL?'
MAF 'AHHHH AH AHHHH AH GOD THAT COULD BE ANY OF THEM'
LEE 'THEY'RE ALL.............

T 'WHO ONCE RECORDED AN ALBUM THAT WAS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?'
MAF 'NOT FLUFFY LAMB'
LEE 'CHRISSY HYNDE'

LEE 'TAMARA'
MAF 'WELL WE'VE DONE THE OTHER TWO'

MAF 'I'D SAY NONE OF THEM CAUSE THEY'RE ALL TOO LOVELY'
LEE 'SHUT UP!'

T 'YOU SAID IT WAS ME WHO ONCE RECORDED AN ALBUM THAT WAS RELESED TO THE PUBLIC.... THAT WAS FLUFFY LAMB'
LEE AND MAF 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!'

LEE 'SO YOU HAVE REAL FRIENDS?!'
MAF 'NOT JUST US?'
T 'I USE TO'
HAHAHAHA
LEE 'I EAT THEM! HAHA'

T 'I AM DEAD POOR AND CAN'T AFFORD REAL DECOR'
LEE 'CAUSE I'VE EATEN ALL MY FRIENDS'

CindyB's fab blog of the F & T show 3!

AUG 18th
SHOW 165
PODCAST 78

"BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE SNUG's!!"

INTRO: The lights dim in the audience, stage center is lit from above, like God shining his light on the angels of internet radio! …oh, there are no harps, instead, some scary, kinda creepy song….

SHOW SUMMARY:

We begin today's show with much talk of the chick that writes the Harry Potter books. They are both in agreement that she is great.

N ext a discussion of CBA-ness and snug radio 's impending format changes. Then many kudos and love is given for the radio gods and always doing a great show. The gals lament not having live listeners for the Fluffy and Tammy show. Cue Reminiscing about the Scopy soap opera.They frequently mention that they need to come up with great quotes but then...

.

Drum roll please…… it's time for the show everyone loves.... NAME THAT RADIO GOD Trivia game!!! Fluffy wins, although, she IS the only contestant. To be fair.

Brief discussion of Fluffy’s Jewelry making OR "why'd you want to ring me naked?", which moves straight into Talk of Tammy’s desire for a trip abroad, kitchens and cooking.

INTERRUPTION 1: small girl child, named Sean? Scared of the Evil Person.

This leads into short conversation of children.

Segue into talk of Snug….

Missing snug-fans-of-old including Rob, Snoozy, and Poppy. Hmph, no mention of Cindy B, but perhaps that was pre-missing-cindy-time. Slight nag-session about snug fans not joining in the chat room, EVER, but they get over it quickly because they are lovely ladies and don’t belabor the subject unlike some other radio hosts.

Tv Talk Segment, little more snugradio talk, self-help guru Fluffy teaches us how to have better lives, essentially, quit being such a pissy ass and feign happiness, then eventually, shit starts to go your way. (this version is not verbatim, but you get the idea.)

Finally, monkey impression s , Stephen Colbert glorifying and then .....

INTERRUPTION 2: James with PIE.

TAMARA SINGS: Manic Monday

Tammy wasn’t Fluffy,

and Fluffy wasn’t Tammy,

GOOD NIGHT!

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE SHOW:

T: Maf is the Spelling Police.

F: …and the Grammar Police.

…spelling is just the tip of the iceberg

T: I don’t think they have a plan

F: They don’t “DO” plans

F: "A" is for apple, "P" is for phlegm....

T: I'm not a good speller at all.

F: I like fish, I have fish babies.

T: Oh, okay.

F: Its nature, carry on...

T: Eat your young...

F: And none of you buggers have thought of a name for me yet, have ya?

T: Something under the stairs.

F: ...and there's always the fag in the mouth...

T: ...him coming home drunk, her hitting him with the roller?

T: Oh yeah, exactly!

F: Ha! Gotcha!

T: You're not that weird, compared to me.

F: You are quite weird, to be fair.

T: Man stroke woman.

F: Oooh...

F: An intense hatred is as good to me as, an intense liking.

T: Not THAT kind of good.

F: If you added up, al lthe hours that you've spent listening to the snug, it would be a scary amount.

T: Oh yeah...

F: You're unique. Special.

T: Um, thank you.

FAN INTERACTIVE:

Ideas for the next show include

-Chick-Flicks Reviews

-Boob Jobs, yea or nay

-Men and the things they don't get
Memerable quotes:

Tammy

Its just you and I chatting and Maf & Lee listening.
She's laid.
I'm sick.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm very excited.
I do know STUFF.
EXACTLY!
You're absolutely WRONG.
I'm probably going to cut this part out.
I need something to amuse myself.
I don't want you to be putting your god all over my nature!
I'm a control freak in the kitchen.
MAD married-woman-crush

Fluffy
I take it you can hear me because you keep answering my questions
He needs a poke in the eye.
Tamara and her pussies.
I don't trust him one little bit.
"MUST LISTEN TO SNUG"
Oh god.
Hot molten glass beads.
I'm quite particular.
Can't stay at my house!
I could whistle, but I can't.
Oh, its another one of those ones you've been nagging me to watch, isn't it?
He can't count.
Mexcian! Ahhh….mmm…..

NOV 1
SHOW 174
PODCAST 89

Squidger aka Fluffy Lamb aka Beth particularly enjoys the Green Onions.

Lee shows us all his giant TOBLERONE.

Lee sulks a little at not having an invite to Cindy b's halloween party.

Vincent Price's eerie laugh echos loudly. Then Micheal Jackson and Vincent's intro with guest apperance by E.T. (T shocks us with her finding vincent price sexy (in a creepy old man kinda way) We didn't laugh.. honest!)

Lee didn't scare the shit out of any one on Halloween but has brilliant ideas for next year all involving his infant daughter.

He then depresses me by saying he doesn't thing the Snug will still be around next year. (That's a sad sad thought *sulks*)

Maf and Lee are drinking suped up coffee.

TUNE TIME
All Saints - Never Ever

Fluffy, Cindy and I are referred to as the 'holy trinity of female listeners' and compared to Charles Angels (actually I think Cindy brought it up in the chatroom - correct me if I am wrong someone) Fluffy Lamb was Princess Leah, Cindy Farrah and I Drew, I think... (Lee gets all hot and bothered over Cindy's wigs)

Lee hasn't quit his job. but he's been spending his time making a website for a fire engine limo.....
LEE PROMISED (LEE SAYS 'WRITE THAT DOWN PUT IT IN THE BLOG WE'LL DO THAT. PROMISE' )
Lee promises to make stickers that say "Snug radio wanted their name on this engine" I think that's what he was promising.

Has Lee quit the beer? ____________he waffles and creates his own reality bubble where anything grown in a field must be good for you. Ya well what about the tomacco!

Maf suggests blowing Wales into the sea using depth charges.

Salt Spring's weather is brought up because I say something about a 'friggon Canadian winter hat' and have no idea why now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltspring_Island#Notable_residents
Salt Spring has a wiki page, go look.

Fluffy needs a wee or is it Wii? (I'd settle for either or both)

CindyB wrote show notes for the F&T Show. Great fun Cindy! Thanks for that. I'll post them some where. (They'll be posted on here after this blog :D )

Maf watched Flight of the Living Dead and Transformers.

Lee plays Virtual Haircut. It didn't really have the effect it was suppose to.

CindyB is on webcam changing masks throughout the show. (Have a look at her photos on the Snug flikr gallery)

There's a call for a new Snug TV.

HARIKARAOKE - Bee Gees - To Love Somebody

Maf gets a call during the show, bah real life getting in the way! sheesh! ;o)

The show desends to web cam viewing shinangins.

Fluffy offered to do Maf's ironing (Did I really?? I don't remember that, way to much vodka that night!!... I take the offer back... I wont do your irnoning Maf!!). In my world ironing is chucking it into the dryer for 10 mins.


HARIKAROKE - The Turtles - Happy Together


There will be 2 Fluffy, Tamara AND CindyB shows coming up. Apparently I am the leader of this band of merry women and I am to whip them into shape! Oh the power!!!! (ooooeeeerr...)

This is the point in the show Lee starts feeling poorly.

The guys try to figure out what is happening in the chatroom.

Tamikaraoke - The light side - Snug girls just wanna have fun - T
The dark side - Explosivo - CindyB

The Guys seem pretty chuffed with both.. then Maf takes the piss out of the look on my face when Cindy sings!!

Lee lets out one HELL of a belch - That was impressive!!!

Maf thinks we should play bunnies on the webcams... haven't played that for years!!

Stu does a (noseless) elephant impression... Hehehehehehe!!!!

Maf seems to think if he says Tiki bar TV enough then we will all go watch it.

Lee is getting iller (is that a word?) by the minute, it's decided that inserting the toblerone into a certain orifice would help! The decision was so shocking that the show was cut short......

F & T x

MAF 'JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT USUALLY MY PROBLEM THAT'

MAF 'INTER STELLAR FIBER LINK'
LEE 'OHHH INTER STELLAR'
MAF 'INTERSTICIAL SPACE CONTINUUM DOOBERY'
LEE 'WAHHH YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF'
MAF 'I LOST IT ON DOOBERY'
LEE ' FAIR DUES. THE OTHER BIT BEFORE THE DOOBERY WAS A BIT "THAT'S NONSENSE" BUT DOOBERY, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS'

MAF 'I DON'T KNOW EX WIVES AND CHILDREN SHEESH'
LEE 'OHH EX WIVES AND CHILDREN SHEESH MMM WHAT A CABOB'

LEE (IN HIS BEDROOM VOICE) 'I HAD ALL THE GIRLS IN MY LITTLE ROOM THERE'
MAF 'DID YOU? AND THEN YOU LET THEM GO. GO ON LADIES RUN FREE'

MAF
'DO YOU WANT ONE? I'M JUST ABOUT TO SHOVE IT DOWN'
'THERE WAS ONE POINT WHEN I CLICKED ON TAMARA'S WEB CAM AND IT SHOWED MINE'
'WE'RE CHANGING THE NAME OF ENGLAND TO SOMETHING ELSE'
'WHEN WE DECIDE IT'S CRAP CAN WE DO SHINE?'
'YOU KNOW WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER? AND AS MEN WE DO. BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMETHING COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD WOW THAT'S REALLY COOL AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT'
'CAUSE TAMARA'S HAVING SEX WITH A BOOK AND SQUIDGE IS GOING FOR A WEE'
'SOMETIMES CANADA BLOWS MY MIND'
'OH GOD I HOPE THAT DOESN'T GET TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
'Ooooh she does get stroppy doesn't she'
'Cindy has turned into a goat'
'I'm feeling Jason Donovan'

LEE
'WHAT A GREAT WARM WELCOME. THANK YOU GENE.'
'AND FOR WEB CAM VIEWERS ONLY A BIG WALK OFF BAR OF TOBLERONE'
'IN MY HOUSE THE DOOBERY CONTROLS EVERYTHING'
'OH OH WORMS EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD'
'HOW HOW HOW CAN SOMETHING THAT GROWS IN A FIELD BE BAD FOR YOU?'
'I SO WANT TO DO THE SHOW NAKED. OHHH AND KISS MY CO HOST'
'So were putting depth charges in lesbians?'
'A big wokoff lettuce in the middle of the ocean'

T - 'VINCENT PRICE IS COOL AND ALMOST SEXY IN A CREEPY OLD MAN WAY'
'God my spelling is shitw'
CINDYB - 'DARKY OH MY PEOPLE DON'T SAY DARKY ANYMORE. IS LEE INSANE?'
Fluffy - 'I'M TRAINED IN GIVING THINGS ANALLY'

OCTOBER 27
SHOW 173
PODCAST 88

Groove in groove cats it's Green Onions! With fan fare and cheery greetings the show starts.

Insults to the two of us who could be assed to show up in the chat room!

Maf has corrected his mislabeling in his Snug Blog. Finally.

Will Lee 'jack in' his job this week?

Maf's on wintergreen life savers.

Lee is bitching about Fluff's and my web cams. Fluffy's not looking right at the camera, I'm a silhouette....can't please some radio gods!

Halloween is on it's way!

Fluffy is having a Halloween party! Can I come?
I'm going to dress up as a crazy cat lady.
Lee plans on scaring children and Maf CBA and isn't doing anything exciting.

Rachel has been declared 'the shadow listener'

HQ has some yahoo, cell phone, tech tips.

TUNE TIME -

James Morrison - Come Back

wow how to summarize the last several Min's.... cellulite and thoughts of nakedness which leads to Maf and Lee descending to.... well the usual Snug level.

Maf give a couple of movie reviews. Something about sheep and another with Nickolas Cage who can see 2 Min's into the future.

Lee wants to gold plate things but realizes his budget will only allow for paper plating.

Snug industries - Fluffy makes beads, Lee gold plates them, I put fuzzy dots (I do have other talents ya know!) and Maf gets to be the fat cat manager. I'm on strike!

2 years ago - was the Halloween show. Maf tries to figure out what his short hand comments mean, without much luck.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Lee calls his mate who had the snip snip operation but lucky for him he was not in. His answering machine comes on. I have a question, what button is the 'hash' button on the phone?

Harikaraoke
Van Morrison - When God shines his light

Lee is giving up the drink to lose weight. He's a man with a plan. Drink but better food (no weight loss), next step eat what ever and not drink, and if that fails his answer is drugs.... yaaaaaaaa ok......

SKYPE
Lee becomes obsessed with Skype again but no one talks to them....

Lee mispronounces 'racial hatred', and says 'Rachel hatred'. This leads to a frantic search for Rachel Hatred in Google.

TUNE TIME
Foo Fighters - Band On The Run

HARIKARAOKE
Paul McCartney - Band On The run

Maf are you caught up with HEROES?
I call and bitch at Maf for being caught up with Bionic Woman and not with Heroes!

TAMARA SINGS - Jonathan Coulton - Skull crusher Mountain


Lee continues to try to Skype some one, any one.....

CINDYB is in the house! yay!

And the Skype attempts continue..... and anti-climatically the show ends without luring any new listeners.

I've been Tamara, one of the pathetic listeners who has nothing better to do on a Saturday then attend virtual parties and feel all creepy..... GOODNIGHT!

QUOTES
MAF 'TWO FAT LADIES'
LEE 'LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TO BEFORE HOBLABLABABBLAA'
LEE 'THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT JOINED US LEAVE THEM ALONE'
MAF 'YOU'RE DEAD'
LEE 'I AM DEAD YES'

MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY'
LEE 'YES THANK YOU FOR JOINING US'
MAF 'AND IF YOU HAVEN'T JOINED US, BUGGER YA'
LEE 'YES WELL I'M NOT SURE WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING ANYWAY'

LEE 'ARE YOU COUNTING THE SHOWS BY THE ACTUAL SNUG FAN'S BLOGS CAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA TALLY IS IT?'
MAF 'WE'LL NEVER GET TO A HUNDRED'
LEE 'EXACTLY'

LEE 'I'M GOING TO SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THAT ONE MMMM'
MAF 'SUCK ALL THE SMELL....'
LEE 'SNIFF ALL THE SMELL'
MAF 'AHH GOT YA. NASALLY NASALLY SUCK ALL THE SMELL OUT OF THEM. OK'

MAF 'SHE'S A CLEVER GIRL, THAT'S WHY SHE'S CANADIAN YOU KNOW'
LEE 'SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S VERY SMALL IN A CONFESSIONAL BOX'

LEE 'I WONDER YOU KNOW IF YOU COULD... NO IT WOULDN'T WORK'
MAF 'OK'
LEE 'YOU KNOW....AHHHH'
MAF 'GO ON , YOU WON'T BE HAPPY TILL YOU'VE SAID IT'
LEE 'NO I'LL THINK ABOUT IT FIRST. IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE GARBAGE NONSENSE CRAP ANY WAY'
MAF 'ONLY WHAT I'D EXPECT'

MAF
'SAVE TAMARA SAVE THE WORLD'
'CAN YOU NOT READ THAT FROM YOUR HEAD?'
'ANYWAY BACK TO FLUFFY'S CELLULITE. I THINK THE ONLY WAY OF REALLY KNOWING WOULD BE TO CHECK EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OR MAYBE HOLD THE WEB CAM CLOSE TO HER NAKED AREAS'
'IT'S A FREE PREVIEW FOR RADIO DOOBERIES'
'THE FUTURE CHANGES AS SOON AS YOU LOOK AT IT'
'HOW ARE YOUR BOLLOCKS?'
'I LOOKED BACK THEN AND IT LOOKED LIKE TAMARA WAS TRYING TO TWIST HER OWN HEAD OFF'
'I LOOKED AT MY NOTES AND THOUGH THAT'S A SMALL ENTRY'
'WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOOGLE A GOOGLE NORMAL GOOGLE.'
'ISN'T IT MYSPACE FOR FACES AND BOOKS'
'OUR USERS CONTROL THE SHOW'
'I REMEMBER BECAUSE I LOVE LADIES'
'THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE LIKE PORN SITES THAT AREN'T REAL'
'THAT WAS THIS WEEK'S SI....'


LEE
'TWISTED FIRE WARDEN'
'I'M THINKING ABOUT THE CHEERLEADER FROM HEROES DOING IT FOR ME'
'THANKS TO FLUFFY FOR THAT BORING ARTICLE'
'WE COULD INCITE SOME RACHEL HATRED HAHAHAHAHAHA'
'WE NEED TO SKYPE THEM ALL AND SAY "SCREW YOU"
'I WOULD PROBABLY WATCH BIONIC WOMAN WITH NOTHING ON'

Dear Fans of the Snug Fan's Blog (Maf and Lee)

This has been a difficult week for me and I just don't think I have the time or the emotional energy to take on the last two blogs. Trust me when I say it is NOT due to CBA-ness. I love listening to the show again and writing pithy comments in response.

W getting hurt was bad enough but on Friday she had to go off island to a plastic surgeon to have the wound reopened, trimmed (part of it was blackening) and then stitched (which I wish the emerg. doctor would have done in the first place!) So Sunday the 14th she got hurt and Friday the 19th was like starting all over again with the healing!

So on top of W's injury I've not been feeling well and I got really behind in my piece work and house work and W's home school stuff and and and....
Her lip is healing nicely now, going to the doctor today to have it looked at again so life is slipping back slowly into it's 'normal' rhythm and routine. I can not promise that the past two shows will be blogged (I will try but am not making any promises! If nothing else I will, at some point, do the quote section) but the next show will be done first....

I've been Tamara and these have been my excuses (doctor's note to follow)
T xx

OCTOBER 4th
SHOW 170 (hey Maf your blog says 168, I believe you mislabled the mini-guerrilla show)
PODCAST 85

Regular listeners will know Lee was in the hospital and not on the Snug the last two weeks. Around 8:45 pm I IM'd Maf asking if there would be a show and was Lee back? Here is the conversation...
snugradio: Yes...there is a show
springs: yay!!!
springs: ...and Lee?
snugradio: erm...I have news at 21:00...bear with me

Now I have a very active imagination and while I knew he couldn't be dead (after all Maf said there was going to be a show) I still thought it could be devastating news - like amputation! Fluffy and I chatted about what we thought the news could be and we both thought it was going to be bad! Finally 9:00 rolls around and the show starts with the usual green onions AND then the funeral march! Again I knew he wasn't dead! Just thought it was really bad!!

And then..... the punchline! Lee is actually back and feeling so much better!
Yay back to nonsense already! Lee can't drink so the show may not descend that deeply into nonsense.....well then again...

Did you listen to the podcast? Did you believe Maf when he was giving us 'bad news'? How did you feel? Call, write or smoke signal your thoughts and feeling on "What if Lee was ________." (dead, amputated, or the show ending Take your pick.)

Lee tells us of his 'dermy dermy dermical' problems. Sounded painful. Glad to have you back Lee. Never scare us again, never never never. It all breaks down with suggestions from the chatroom to fry Lee's foot skin with secret spices (not naming any names), and Lee thinks it would go well with Lynette's placenta. Maf retches. (comedy gold!)


CindyB is listening live and emails the show with well wishes.

Maf recaps his last week's commando show for Lee. I have yet to blog for that show and it was only 15 mins. sheesh.

TUNE TIME - Amy Winehouse - Valerie
Richard Horeley - Serious

HEROES ROCKS!!

Bionic Woman...meeeahhhh, I'll watch it to see what they do with it but really seems crap. Each episode costs $4 million dollars to make! I want to know what the frell they are spending their money on!

Lee reads this blog! He remembered that I wrote about liking Black's Everything is Coming up Roses. He says he's going to send me a copy of it! Thank you Lee!

'It's been a long time coming' {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} with it's very own theme music! I think SILENCE is building up it's part. Pretty soon SILENCE will want it's own soap opera. Mychingo will be inundated with silent responses to {THIS WEEK'S SILENCE} increasing bravado..... I wonder what ever happened to Scopy Steve....

CindyB makes it to the chatroom. Lee suddenly decides to sign into the chatroom - Fluffy and I are not enough to make him show up!

Jackie Ayres left a Skype message! Sounds like she doesn't really listen to the show. Prove us wrong Jackie! :o)

Lee has a new scheme to spread the word of Snug. They send us an email and we forward it to 5 people. It's nice Maf thinks I have loads of friends around the world - my life is much more pathetic than you know. :o(

They start talking about stats and Lee goes on and on and on naming countries that have had 1 person click on their website, Maf begs him to stop... he doesn't.

Harikaraoke
1973 - James Blunt


DIG - dig.com
BOING BOING

Maf moans about his finances! He's 1000 pounds in the hole. That's scary biscuits! That would be $2009.03 Canadian! Add another $300 or so and that's what we live on every month! British wages must be really high!

Lee denies ever promising the 'send a penny' site for me!

The forum is in a coma. Maf and Lee complain. W e l l
POST SOMETHING YOU TWO. Start a thread some time eh! If you post we will come.

TAMARA SINGS - FIRST OF MAY - JONATHAN COULTON {I have no idea what has gotten into me! I think I am done with naughty songs now........... or am I??? ;o) } The pink text btw is me blushing.

I lost them the Disney rating... ya right! They really must not listen to themselves or each other.

Jonathan Coulton is really great! I love his music.

TUNE TIME - San Remo Strings - Festival Time

Harikaraoke
Norwegian Wood - Beatles
WONDER BOY (for CindyB and Fluffy)

The usual end of show chit chat. It's great to have you back Lee! Thank you for not dying.

The Rinky Dink pink tail is happy to be back too!
And the show ends for another week.
Goodnight!
T xx



QUOTES

MAF 'YOU COULD PRINT JUST STUFF'
LEE 'YOU KILLED ME. TOLD YOU I WASN'T VERY WELL'

LEE 'AND A LOT OF OLD MEN PEEING IN BOTTLES'
MAF 'NICE!'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'JUST WHAT YOU WANT'
LEE 'NO WHAT I WANTED WAS FOR THEM TO DRAW THE CURTAINS!'

MAF 'NOW JUST BEFORE WE GO ANYWHERE ELSE, ANYTHING ELSE I JUST WANT TO SAY "DAMN BACK TO LEE'S CRAPPY MUSIC. SHHHH DON'T TELL HIM'
LEE 'WHO SAID THAT?'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'TAMARA?!'
MAF 'I CAN'T TELL YA'
LEE 'ALRIGHT THERE'LL BE NO FLANGE IN HER TAMARA SINGS TONIGHT'

MAF 'SO THEY'RE CHEATING ON US WITH A SCRABBLE BOARD'
LEE 'I FEEL VIOLATED. THAT'S A TRIPLE LETTER SCORE AS WELL'

MAF 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LEE 'NOTHING I'M JUST HAVING A FIDDLE'
MAF 'REALLY? I'LL JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY THEN'

LEE 'THE CANADIAN DOLLAR IS REAL CURRENCY THEN?'
MAF 'APPARENTLY YA'
LEE 'NO SHIT'
MAF 'I KNOW! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN'
LEE 'MY GOD'

MAF 'DO YA KNOW WHERE'S THE REAL LEE?'
LEE 'HUH?'
MAF 'SORRY WHERE'S THE REAL TAMARA. IT'S ALL RIGHT SHE JUST POPPED UP LEE AND IT MADE ME GO "LEEEE!" WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY IS TAMARA'S JUST LIKE OOOOHHHH SO CANADIAN TODAY.'
LEE 'SHE'S MORE CANADIAN THAN NORMAL. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'
MAF 'YA IT'S GETTING... OH DEAR. GOOD THING SHOW'S NEARLY ENDED. SHEESH'



singing MAF & LEE 'ISN'T IT GOOD CANADIAN WOOD' (the female population of Canada thinks so! ;o) )

MAF
'YOU ARE CALLED HOP ALONG'
'I WAS GONNA SAY IT MUST BE SOMETHING DERMY DERMY DERMACIAL TYPE HASN'T IT CAUSE IT'S SKINNY TYPE THINGS'
'DID YOU WAKE HIM UP AND SAY BI-LINGUAL DREAMS PLEASE!'
'NOW ODDLY ENOUGH I GOT TEA TONIGHT. ROLE REVERSAL'
'YES WORTH OF NESS'
'I WANT BLOODY UM SOME MONK AT THE BASE OF EVERSET TO MAIL ME AND SAY I LISTEN TO YOUR PODCAST'
'I HAVE THREE I's AND AN E'
'I MIGHT BE TEMPTED, I MIGHT WANT TO DO FENCY SUPPLE COUPLE OF YEM HMMM BLIP SLUPOP'
'I'VE NOT KARI HARI OKED IN THREE WEEKS'
'IT'S ANTI RIGHT'
'THEY SOUND NOT QUITE MEXICAN'
'I JUST LIKE SAYING FLANGE'
'I'VE GOT LEE I DON'T NEED TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO...'



LEE
'WE'LL GET SOME CALLS ABOUT THAT! NO WE WON'T' (Lee is commenting on Maf's mean joke and I turned skype on right away to call but you didn't have skype on!)
'BIG FOOT KARAOKE'
'I'VE BEEN PEELING SKIN OFF MY FOOT ALL WEEK. I NEARLY BROUGHT IT FOR YOU TONIGHT'
'A DELVE IN LEE'S FOOT'
'I SAW IT BEING PULLED OUT ACTUALLY. NOT OUT OF MY FOOT OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE HAD SCIENTISTS ALL OVER ME.'
'ONE OF THEM TALKED IN THEIR SLEEP. FINE.....IN WELSH! HOW AM I HOW WILL I I MEAN HOW NAUGHTY IS THAT?'
'I'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL. I DO TALK TO MYSELF'
'SHE'S CANADIAN SHE'S CANADIAN. THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE YOUR RESPONSE'
'I WOULD JUST LOVE TO CRASH OUR SERVER'
'I'M TWO PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM'

CINDYB 'MAF BUY MY HOUSE!!!!'

TAMARA 'FECK OFF MONOPOLY MONEY MY CONTRARY ASS'