It's ME!!! Two years of listening to the Snug. Who would have thought two years could go by so fast! Just wait though, soon it will be 3 years for the Snug. Fluffy Lamb started listening almost from the beginning (second week I think) so her 3rd year Snug-aversary is coming up, and Gareth's too! There may not be thousands of us but the few that we are, are loyal!
And here are the DOGS OF INTERNET RADIO!
Lee's drinking Whiskey.
It's gonna be a stealthy Tamara sings tonight. Hear my flat renditions with little or no notice.
Maf tells us about his monthly meeting in London. And a visit to a wax museum. I thought he said Madam Two Swords but with a little research found out it's Madam Tussauds http://www.madame-tussauds.co.uk/
NEWS
THE SNUG WILL END AT SOME POINT!
We should start a betting pool, will the Snug end with a bang, whimper or with someone losing a limb? Or jumping a shark? ohh I'd pay 2 bits to see that, will it be both of you? will you be wearing leather jackets? AYYEEEEEEE
Vote now! Has the Snug already jumped the shark? Did they make it? Have limbs been lost already?
Lee fiddles with his thingy and gets frustrated.
Maf travels 100 miles and Maf travels 100 more just to be the guy who complains about traveling 200 miles to do the show. (set to the obvious tune)
Sad loss for Tex-ass listener CINDYB.
Tamara sings - not so stealthy - (damn it's hard to listen to myself, I need voice lessons to stop being so flat!) - Who's That Girl
I'm making faces at the webcam to freak the guys out and it works! Lee thinks I'm on a wood paneled cruise ship this week. Better than the taxi shack.
Lee lived the Comic Relief.
WHERE IS FLUFFY LAMB?
[[[[[[[[[[[A PAUSE FOR THOUGHT]]]]]]]]]]]]]] (contemplating a square tango to Firestarter)
CindyB is in the house, not listening, but in the chatroom.
THE BIG BOOK OF SNUG
Show 44 - notes about a girl sleeping in Starbucks. (Maf doesn't remember but I do. The woman leap up and raced out.)Show 45 - Somebody called Tamara MacDonald a new listener, way back 2 years ago!
SNUG 3RD BIRTHDAY Send them stuff, send them stuff, send them stuff. Lee is sending subliminal messages for gifts. Lee says he'll settle for a lock of my hair, so I pull out the scissors and pretend to cut my hair and armpit hair and the guys flip out. Lee is naughty thinking I might send some 'Brillo' hair. NOT!!
I told James all about you Lee and he wants to kill you now! LOL
CindyB needs tech support.
Random chitchat while Maf is doing live tech support for CindyB.
Bad jokes Lee gets via text messages.
We get updates on Cindy's computer.
Chitchat about Mika and Grace Kelly. I am really enjoying his music. He's delicious (and too young for me damn it!)
While Maf is giving tech support to Cindy, Lee is conversing with HQ about Excel.
SKYPE CALL
To CindyB! They dial her work number, luckily no one answers! They try again...
CindyB answers! She is very surprised. Still not able to listen, but Maf promises to help after the show.... Did he? Will Cindy be able to listen next week?
Lee watched The Queen, he actually bought the DVD! Maf is shocked. He thought it was really really good. Turns out Tony Blair has balls!
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} because Maf was reading an IM from CindyB.
Tamara sings again, Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason
Maf is still perplexed at CindyB's computer troubles! He's given up! Computer Doobery Wizard Maf has given up!
SKYPE
I call to complain that the show is not all about me. I remind Maf and Lee to watch THE DAILY SHOW AND THE COLBERT REPORT. I (jokingly) complain about the show being about CindyB.
Two Snug years old I am!
Harikaraoke (dedicated to me) - All My Loving (awwwwww how sweet!)
Maf's been Maf and Lee has not and it's MY party and I'll say goodnight! Goodnight!
QUOTES
TOGETHER
LEE 'I THINK I'LL CUT THAT THERE NOW'
MAF 'DO YA THINK?'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'DOES IT JUST GO ON AND ON?'
LEE 'IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON FOR ABOUT THREE AND A HALF DAYS, IT'S THE BIG MIX'
MAF 'SO YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT OVER THE NEXT TWO HOURS WE'LL BE MENTIONING TAMARA ONCE OR TWICE'
LEE 'YES'
MAF 'AND NOTHING ELSE'
LEE 'THAT'S IT'
MAF 'WE'LL SIT IN SILENCE FOR TWO HOURS AND GO.... TAMARA"
LEE 'IT'S MY TURN THEN, YOU SAID IT BEFORE'
MAF 'SORRY I WAS AD-LIBBING, I WAS YOU KNOW, LIKE JAZZ, I WAS IMPROVISING'
MAF 'DON'T PANIC TAMARA'
LEE 'PANIC TODAY' (I really should start charging for Tamara/tomorrow jokes $5.00 a joke KACHING)
MAF 'THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT JUMPING THE SHARK'
LEE 'JESUS WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT?!'
MAF 'IT WAS A ROLLER COASTER SHOW'
LEE 'IN AN AQUARIUM'
MAF 'BUT THAT'S BY THE BY'
LEE 'JUST CHECKING MY WHATS-IT'
MAF 'EWWW PUT IT AWAY'
MAF 'NOT ANNIE LENNOX, WHO'S SPINNING IN HER GRAVE'
LEE 'SHE'S NOT DEAD'
MAF 'YA I KNOW'
LEE ****SOUNDS OF SHOCKED ALMOST LAUGHTER**** (I am gutted I think Maf does not like my singing...)
Maf quickly changes the subject to my hair! and then claims he's joking!
LEE 'WHAT KIND OF APPOINTMENT'S THAT? A STANDING APPOINTMENT?'
MAF 'IT'S WHERE YOU GO AND STAND'
LEE 'WHAT'S THE POINT IN THAT?'
MAF 'THEY TAKE ALL THE CHAIRS AWAY'
LEE 'OH IT'S A PARTY GAME'
LEE 'OK WE'RE GOING TO DO A SQUARE TANGO TO FIRE STARTER'
MAF 'I WANT EVERYBODY TO SIT FOR JUST ONE SECOND AND PICTURE THAT IN YOUR HEADS'
LEE 'I GOT A BONUS'
MAF 'YOU GOT TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF THE OLD WOMEN FROM THE PARTY?'
LEE 'OLD WOMEN DON'T SLEEP'
LEE 'A TAMARA CINDY SANDWICH'
MAF 'AND I'M STUCK IN THE MIDDLE'
LEE 'ARE YOU TWO HAVING A DATE AFTER THE SHOW WITHOUT ME?'
MAF 'YA'
LEE 'THAT'S NOT FAIR'
CINDYB 'YOU CAN WATCH'
LEE 'OK OK!'
MAF 'I NEARLY KEELED OVER THEN'
MAF
'A STEALTHY TAMARA SINGS'
'FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO RIP OFF THEIR EARPHONE WHEN WE PLAY THE JINGLE, WE'RE GONNA CATCH YOU BY SURPRISE, NOT THAT THERE ARE ANY OF YA'
'HOW WEIR'
'IT WAS A BIT LIKE CHOOSE LIFE, EXPECT MORE' (it was my *&%^$ piece work, drivin me crazy it is)
'MATT LUCAS' HEAD ON A STICK JUST AS YOU WALKED IN' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Lucas
'THERE WAS SOMEBODY TOUCHING UP CHRIS TARRANT'
'WE'LL HAVE TO UP OUR GAME'
'THIS COSTS MONEY AND OUR LISTENERS DON'T PAY TO LISTEN AND NOR WOULD I WANT THEM TO IT'S A FREE SERVICE'
'IT MADE ME THINK, WELL THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME THINK'
'NOW I THINK WE JUMPED THE SHARK AGES AGO'
'DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'LL HAPPEN, IT'S NOT AN IMPENDING FUTURE'
'WHAT ARE WE ON?'
'SHE NEEDS TO SAVE FACES LIKE THAT FOR NEXT TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY'
'BACK IN OUR MORNING SHOW DAYS WHERE WE COME FROM.... UMMM IN MY HEAD'
'I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING A WEIRD PIRATE'
'THERE'S A PICTURE OF ME AND TAMARA IN TEXAS'
'CANADIANS ARE JUST ENGLISH PEOPLE WITH A DIFFERENT ACCENT'
LEE
'I'VE BEEN FIDDLING' (what happened to the guitar?)
'REAL TIME AS OPPOSED TO PRETEND TIME'
'WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT? YOUR JOB THAT PAYS YOUR SALARY ALL YEAR, OR 2 HOURS ON A THURSDAY NIGHT, THINK ABOUT IT MAF.'
'THAT'S PLANNING, WE DON'T DO THAT'
'WE'VE BEEN FUNNY FOR 308 HOURS'
'I MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME NOW, I DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT JINGLE PLAY'
'STRIPY DRESS'
'ONE OF THOSE PROCLAIMERS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE'
'MAYBE FLUFFY WAS CINDYB'S CAT'
'I THINK SHE LOOKS REALLY FUNKY IN THAT SCRUNCHED UP, I'VE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF BED LOOK'
'TAMARA FROM CANODA IS LISTENING, WATCHING, VIEWING'
'WOW I SOUND QUITE SEXY WHEN I DO THAT'
'WOW DEAD SEXY, SEND IT, SEND IT RIGHT NOW'
SCOPY STEVE
'HER NAME IS T FROM CANARDER'
'ONE DAY SOON THE DOCTORS MAY REDUCE HER MEDICATION AND ALLOW HER TO HOLD SHARP ITEMS AGAIN'
"THE DOGS OF INTERNET RADIO'
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Yet another splendid Snugfans Blog. Great work T...we love it!!
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