BEFORE I START THIS WEEK'S BLOG I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING NEW
I AM GOING TO START AND STOP THROUGH THIS WEEKS SHOW AND PICK SOME WORDS EACH TIME I STOP AND THAT WILL BE MY (THE) TITLE OF THIS WEEK'S SHOW....

HI SNUG GOOD CAUSE GOOD
SEND THEM MY GOD
SODDEN
OH YA
(HAHAHA)
AND THEN
I'M FAMILIAR WITH PC's

OK on with this week's blog....

Scopy Steve starts the show as per, but this week he has something to report. A message has been received complaining that our Scopy Steve is an inposter inposter a cheat.... Steve corrects this non-spell-checking-ignoramus.
Scopy also gives the Grace Kelly song a go.

And on with the dogs of radio ------------>

A message has shown up on The Snug site. Sounds like a Scopy Steve rival, a rival who can't spell.

Scopy Steve rocks! Comes with their own wheels. A new product in the works. PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY!!!


Apparently this blog makes the Snug into a comedy diamond! I build it's 'carrotage' (Maf creates new words on the fly!) It helps the guys see how funny they are!

Bob Marley's toenail just IM Maf. Lee wants Maf to converse in Marley speak but Maf chickens out and just asks 'who's this'

FLUFFY LAMB IS BACK! She was sorely missed by all and there is much rejoicing at her return!!

Go to the Snug site for the Life On Mars jukebox! OH and Fluffy you must watch LIFE ON MARS!! It is required Snug homework. You don't know what you're missing.

Maf is really enjoying Drawn Together. Lee doesn't get it. He doesn't like cartoons! What a freak, who in their right minds doesn't like cartoons? Hmmm sometimes I worry about that guy. Fluffy and I are on Maf's side when it comes to Drawn Together.

Maf's internet company is going bust... it may or may not interfere with broadcasting.

I tell the guys I've introduced a friend to Life on Mars and they wonder if I am going to introduce people to the Snug. Well it's like this...it is during the day here when the show is on live... and most other people have lives... I have been putting Snug cards all about town... and letting people I know to check it out even when it's not live...

TUNE TIME - LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES - CONEY ISLAND

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THIS JUST IN!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
New Chingo message from "Angry Listener" Sounds like a threat! Because the message came in during the show the guys know it's a live listener. Alright fess up! Who is it? Who done it? They think it's me because the Scopy Steve speaks incorrectly - what does that mean? grrrr
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NOW BACK TO THE SHOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Maf's been to see the new film 300. Lee wonders if there will be a 302. I am rather insulting in the chatroom about the film but I won't sully this blog by repeating what I said.

Lee saw a Mr.Bean film, says it's not worth it.

HQ makes it into the chatroom and is wondering why most of us are Scopy, I'm DJ Scopy T, Maf is DJ Scopy Maf, Lee is something scopy but I forget. HQ hasn't heard Scopy Steve start the show yet. HQ it's a treat not to be missed! SS's writers are brill, (sometimes)


TUNE TIME - LASCIVIOUS BIDDIES - ASK (originally done by THE SMITHS!!!!)

Maf hated the Smiths back in the day and will NEVER download a Smiths song. I do not understand this attitude, the Smiths were fanatic at stirring a teen's angst soul. I have a special place in my heart for them (can you tell?)

www.7digital.com Lee likes this site, so check it out.


ANNOUNCEMENT
SPECIAL SNUG PARTY
SHOW!
EXPECT MORE!!!!
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE MAYHEM!
9PM SAT MARCH 31ST
MAYBE

?|?|?| TODAY'S SPELLING LESSON
****** THE WORD IS ----------------> PANICKED (yes it has a k) PANIC (does not have a k)
LESSON OVER |!|!|!|

JOSEPH SPENCE - WHEN THE SAINTS I don't think Lee likes him!

The Snug has shared many interesting things with us over the years.
Just off the top of my head
1. LOST
2. HEROES
3. JOSEPH SPENCE
4. LIFE ON MARS
5. JAMES BLUNT
6. MIKA

What has the Snug introduced you to?

BIG BOOK OF THE SNUG
Two years ago Dr.Who's new season had just started.
Lee had a Rugby or Football weekend.

The topic turns to religion, christianity to be more exact.

TAMARA SINGS Mika - Grace Kelly

Lee tells a really bad joke, it's the kind of joke that could get them into trouble.
They eventually climb out of the stench filled hole they dropped themselves into...and slowly become less and less offensive as time goes by.

CindyB has been given a three month live365 membership from the Snug! Maybe she'll be able to listen live again!

Maf brings up his "Annie Lennox spinning in her grave" comment from last week. Maf defends himself without actually giving his actual opinion on my singing. Very PC of you Maf! Then they go into a 'who is meaner when the mics are off' bit. Luckily I've placed several bugs in the gifts I sent. I know what you say behind our backs. Snug Fans unite! You two have no idea what is said about you when you leave the chatroom. mwaaahahahaa More than two can play that game!

SHOW NUMBER ONE WAS MAY THE 6TH!!!
Back when the guys were wondering if they would be able to talk for an hour. The next week Fluffy joined them. She has a gift for them so that means Fluffy is the now NUMBER ONE LISTENER. Or shall we say PIRATE OF THE MONTH?

HARAKARAOKE - STEVE WINDWOOD - VALARIE

this ends this week's blog.... it's done! goodnight!

TOGETHER

MAF 'OH MY GOD, WHAT DID YOU JUST UNPLUG?
LEE 'I JUST UNPLUGGED MY LITTLE MY LITTLE'
MAF 'STICK?'
LEE 'ME LITTLE BUGGER CAUSE I'M GOING TO PLUG IN THE WHATS-IT'


MAF 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO PLUG YOUR BIG BUGGER IN'
LEE 'YA AND I'M JUST TAKING MY LITTLE BUGGER OUT'

MAF 'I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME RELATION TO TAMARA WHEN YOU SAID THAT AND THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE COMPUTER MAC'
LEE 'THAT'S RIGHT YA I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES GOT THE MOST HOLES....... LALALALA'
MAF 'I'M COMPLETELY CERTAIN IT'S MY MAC BOOK PRO TO BE HONEST WITH YOU'
LEE 'YA I DON'T THINK WE'D BE QUITE AS PLEASURABLE PLUGGING IN A UNIVERSAL SERIAL BUS INTO'
MAF 'LORDY THERE'S A SNUG FANS BLOG IF I EVER HEARD ONE. DON'T FORGET IF YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW ON THE SHOW AND THE THINGS THAT WE SAY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET AND THEN COME BACK TO HAUNT US THE WEEK AFTER GO TO SNUGFANS.BLOGSPOT.COM'
LEE 'AND WHAT A BLOODY GOOD BLOG IT IS!'
MAF 'STERLING WORK'
LEE 'YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS THINKING THIS WEEK...'
MAF 'AGAIN?'
LEE 'YA, YA THAT WAS TWICE, THAT WAS LAST WEEK, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WEEK ALL TOGETHER.'
MAF 'YOU KNOW WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID'
LEE 'IF YOU READ THE BLOG YOU'D THINK OMG THESE GUYS ARE JUST NUTS BUT EVER SO GREATLY FUNNY'
MAF 'YA IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?'

MAF 'YES OBVIOUSLY PERM IS SHORT FOR PERMANENT WAVE'
LEE 'GOD HOW SORE WOULD YOUR ARMS BE?'
MAF 'WITH A PERMANENT WAVE? IT WOULD HURT AFTER A BIT'

MAF 'JAMES WANTS TO KILL YOU APPARENTLY DID YOU KNOW THAT?'
LEE 'APPARENTLY SO, I CAN'T THINK WHY THOUGH'
MAF 'I THINK OUR SUGGESTING HIS WIFE SENT HER UHHH MUFF'
LEE 'SORRY?!?!'
MAF 'I THINK THAT WAS PROBABLY WHY HE WANTS TO KILL YOU. I'M SURE HE ONLY WANTS TO KILL YOU IN A COMEDY FASHION.....(silence on Lee part) I'M SURE HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO KILL YOU'
LEE 'HER MUFF??'
MAF 'YES'
LEE 'DID I ASK FOR THAT?'
MAF 'WELL ERR TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM'
LEE 'WELL IT CERTAINLY WOULD' ......silence follows.......but not {{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}

MAF 'OHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WANTS TO KILL YA AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIM ABOUT THAT BIT HEEHEEHEEHEE'
LEE 'OH SHIT'
MAF 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA'
LEE 'SO WHAT IS HE KILLING ME FOR?'
MAF 'FOR BEING FLIRTY I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE ANYMORE FLIRTY WITH TAMARA THAN NORMAL'
LEE 'WHICH BIT OF FLIRTY DIDN'T HE LIKE AND I'LL TURN IT UP A BIT, UMMM DOWN'
MAF 'ACROSS'





LEE 'WHAT'S A SEMI-PERMANENT WAVE?'
MAF 'IT'S ONE THAT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY'
LEE 'OH RIGHT...'
MAF 'WELL THAT WOULD BE AN OCCASIONAL WAVE'
LEE 'YA'
MAF 'DOES THAT MEAN AN OCCASIONAL TABLE IS ONLY A TABLE OCCASIONALLY?'
LEE 'EVERY NOW AND AGAIN''
MAF 'EVERY NOW AND AGAIN IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING ELSE?'
LEE 'YA BUT WHAT IS IT WHEN IT'S NOT A TABLE?' (this question is put to the listening audience.... what are occasional table when they are not tables?)

MAF 'I THINK THAT'S GOING INTO THE SHOW NOTES'
LEE 'I'M GOING TO HAVE A SWIG OF COFFEE'
MAF 'DON'T DO IT WHILE I'M TYPING....NUMB NUTS'

MAF 'DON'T SAY THAT, YOU'LL HAVE HER HUSBAND ROUND'
LEE 'OH WHAT, COME ON JAMES BRING IT ON BRING IT ON... JUST KIDDING I'M JOKING I'M JOKING!'
MAF 'HE'S AN ISLANDER HE'S PROBABLY ALL RIPPED, MUSCLEY AND EVERYTHING, AND CUTS WOOD DOWN FOR A LIVING, SOMETHING, COULD BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU, HE PROBABLY RIPPLES WHEN HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF AND NOT LIKE YOU AND ME'

LEE 'HE LIFTS 75 POUND ROCKS' (I said that ;o) )
MAF 'UROHHHAWW SOOOO'
LEE 'WHAT'S THAT IN REAL MONEY?'
MAF 'I DIDN'T KNOW SALT SPRINGERS USED ROCKS FOR MONEY'
LEE 'HE LIFTS 75 POUND ROCKS OHH I CAN LIFT 75 ---- POUND ROCKS'
MAF 'I'VE GOT 90 POUND IN MY WALLET'
LEE '1 - 2 - 3 -HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE ME TO GET TO 75 THAT'S EASY.... HE RIPPLES LIKE GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY' (I said that)'
MAF 'OHHOHOHO GOD'
LEE 'OK'
MAF 'ANOTHER MAC'
LEE 'I TAKE IT ALL BACK YOU KEEP YOUR PUBES TO YOURSELF!'
MAF 'GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY!'
LEE 'IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN'
MAF 'IT IS, WE DON'T MEAN IT'
LEE 'I DON'T WANT YOUR CLIPPINGS AFTER ALL'
MAF 'DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHY WE DON'T GET MORE LISTENERS, BECAUSE THEY LISTEN ONCE AND HEAR US BEING SEXIST AND FLIRTY WITH OUT LISTENERS AND GO EWWW I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THAT' (what does that say about those of us who stay?)
LEE 'MAKES YOU WONDER HOW WEIRD AND FREAKY THE ONES THAT COME BACK ARE' (hahaaha I stopped the show to get Maf's last line, pressed play and here's Lee answering my question... we're weird and freaky [ohhhh you don't know the half of it! LOL])
MAF 'HAHAHA YA WE KNOW THAT'



MAF
'LIKE THE SCOPY STEVE INPOSTER HAS DONE'
'HE SOUNDS REALLY CROSS'
'BECAUSE FOR OUR AMERICAN LISTENERS, WE'VE STARTED AN HOUR EARLY'
'DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I LOST AT STRIP POKER?'
'IS SHE GOING TO GO ALL DRIBBLEY? OHHH I MEANT THAT FROM A TERMINATOR POINT OF VIEW'
'THAT WOULD BE LIKE TAKING THE ORIGINAL BIBLE AND GOING OH THERE'S A SPELLING MISTAKE AND TAKE A RED PEN AND CHANGING IT' (I'd take a red pen of fire to it if I could go back in time!)
'SO FAR SO TOUCHY WOODY'
'YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THE MACDONALD BEDROOM'
'YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM ANTISIPOINTMENT ARE YOU'
'I BELIEVE IN GENE HUNT, HE'S MY GOD'
'I HOPE WE DON'T SUFFER FROM ANTISADISSAPOINTMENT NEXT WEEK'

LEE
'IT WAS RECORDED IN A HAPHAZARD WAY WHOEVER DID IT, IT WAS TOTALLY TOTALLY AMATEUR'
'THE BLOG IS SO MUCH BETTER'
'TAMARA, JAMES, WILLOW AND BRILLO'
'I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE SNIPPETS IN THE MAIL'
'SHE WRITES IT, WE SAY IT AND SHE WRITES IT AGAIN'
'OH SHE'S A LASCIVIOUS BITCH ISN'T SHE?'
'I WENT OUT FOR A LOVELY CHINESE LAST NIGHT.... LOVELY GIRL'
'HOW DARE YOU HOW VERY DARE YOU?!?!?'
'A RANG AT TOTALLY SONGDOM

T
'THE SNUG TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON AND ON AND ON'