JUNE - 21
SHOW - 159
PODCAST - 72

With the usual fan fair the show begins.
SCOPY STEVE SAYS? He tells us about a job he's applying for, or it's another joke. It's hard to tell with that guy!

Maf and Lee don't know what to make of Steve. Is he hiding his true feelings by playing the clown? What is going on with him? He should join the forum and air his dirty laundry there.

There is much discussion on what they are drinking and what they are NOT drinking.

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THE SCOPE OPERA CONTINUES
Elizabeth mychingo'd
"Hi Steve I was so happy you agreed to come out for a drink with me. I hope you enjoyed driving in my Tatra she's a real beauty isn't she. Maf will be jealous. Let's get together again soon. Ta ta.... for now"

Bill left a mychingo
'You may have won this battle Steve (if that's your real name). Having my lawyer killed may seem like a smart move but when I am done with you his death will seem like child's play. Your day of reckoning is coming.'

A doctor J. Ofinski contacted Steve requesting a DNA sample. Apparently several men are being tested.

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Lee has been playing detective. Trying to discover who is behind the Scope Opera. It seems that he **knows** who is behind the soap. hmmmmmm does the world want to know?
Big brother Lee is watching.

I APPRECIATE MYCHIGO MESSAGES LEFT FOR ME HERE! So leave a message eh!

There is discussion about who would play the different characters in the soap. They think Tom Cruz for Steve but I think Sean Penn should.

MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 1
Pirate Dave may come back for a visit! He's not been around for ages. Come back Pirate Dave!
Speaking of Pirates no one gets to be pirate of the week anymore.
Much discussion on the CBA disease. The cure is a size 12 doc martin.

Tune Time - Anthony Perry - Pale Moonlight (Doctor Who Remix 1) (I did not get that this was in anyway a remix of the Doctor Who theme!)

MAF'S DISAPPOINTMENT NUMBER 2
Maf is unhappy with the garden work he had done. It was not quite what he relayed telepathically to the gardeners . Sadly they did not get the message.

All the cool kids are saying 'WELL' (in a really cool way) after people say stupid things.

WILL COOK FOR SEX (for those who don't know I put fuzzy dots and labels on coasters as a job- ya weird I know - and so I held up one of them and that's what it said, because I knew it would ummm errr get a rise out of the guys *cough cough*)

The Snug gets an urgent message from a guy from Burkina Faso. So they call him!!! Actually they call me first and pester me about nose boogers. Then they call him. It is hard to understand what they need to do the 'help' this guy.
Then they ring an insurance place and want to know what the message says...
"Hi you've reached ___________ office.... I work in the office between 9 and 5 but may be away from my desk. If you would like to leave a message after the tone I'll try to get back to you." That's the best I could do even with slowing it down.

TUNE TIME Jex - Scooby Who (Doctor Who Remix 2)

This is the coolest thing EVER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtrztnqCrm4
James wishes I never showed him the video because he wants one so badly now. God it's the coolest coolest way cool doobery computer thingy ever!!! Go look!

Lee was headed to the gym the other day but there was a fish and chip shop on the way. He never made it there.
Maf has discovered he has a bigger waist then the trouser makers have let on. They have lied to him by 6 inches. The guys stand up and compare their hefts. The curtains are closed, weird slapping sounds are heard... They're so vain, they probably think this blog is about them.

TUNE TIME (a real romantic one this time!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer

HARIKARAOKE - Billy Paul - Me & Mrs Jones

They start commentary on my webcam. They have me speaking with a Swedish accent.

HARIKARAOKE - Traditional - Seven Drunken Nights

Hello to CindyB who is not here but she will listen to the podcast AND read this blog.... mychingo me CindyB~~~please cupcake?~~~ lol

Spankings and drugs are being promised to those who are late listening to the live show.... hmmm and what will those who arrive on time get?! Double spankings, more drugs AND some wine??

Lee drops a little bomb about Maf's Mrs. taking him away. Maf wonders if they will get any email about it... if anyone will care... we care Maf!! Email the Snug and tell them you care damn it!

TAMARA SINGS - Prince - Little Red Corvette


TUNE TIME - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer

www.bigfunparty.co.uk - lee at work

Lee is building himself a haven at his home. Sounds like he needs a space for his dirty-old-man junk.

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They are interested in my webcam a lot this show, I think it's because the two other number one listeners and their webcams are MIA.
THOSE FINGERS IN MY HAIR
Chuckles galore.


Card puns erupt after I say Lee is a card and ought to be delt with. Funny funny fellas.


No beer still... No Fluffy Lamb tonight. If she doesn't show up soon I think I will need to revive the Fluffy on a milk carton thread...

HARIKARAOKE - Doolies - Wanted

And this ends this week's show and this blog, mistakes and all. Goodnight!
mychingomemychingomemychingomedoitmychingomemychingome

MAF 'WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU LIVE LISTENERS. AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW ALL YOU PODCAST LISTENERS WHO AREN'T LISTENING LIVE. BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING DEAD EITHER. OR IF YOU ARE DROP US AN EMAIL CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING'
LEE 'OH WOW HOW WOULD THEY DO THAT THEN?'
MAF 'SNUGRADIO@CO.UK'
LEE 'NO! IF THEY WERE DEAD YA DIV'

MAF 'NOW SPELL COLOUR C*O*L*O*R. THAT IS INCORRECT'
LEE 'THERE'S A U IN THERE SOMEWHERE'

MAF 'DOES THE AUDIENCE KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW?'
LEE 'THE PERPETRATOR WILL KNOW WE KNOW THE AUDIENCE KNOWS THAT WE DON'T KNOW'
MAF 'IT COULD BE COINCIDENCE THAT TAMARA'S WEBCAM HAS DROPPED OFF AGAIN.'

MAF 'BECAUSE MY PANTS MANUFACTURER WOULDN'T LIE TO ME BY 6 INCHES! YOU WOULD HOPE. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT TO LIE BY'
LEE 'WELL I'M NOT SAYING I HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE'
MAF 'YA BUT I MEANT THE WAIST'
LEE 'YA IT IS A WASTE'

LEE 'I'M HAVING A PORCH'
MAF 'REALLY? OR IS IT A FERRARI'
LEE 'NO IT'S A PORCH'

MAF 'TELL JAMES IT WAS LEE. IT WAS LEE IT WAS LEE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOKS LIKE'
LEE 'HE JUST OFF CAMERA HE'S THERE. JAMES SHE'S LYING'

LEE 'OH TAMARA'S STRIPPING OFF WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?!'
MAF 'OH SHE'S GONE TO RIPPLELY. AND I DON'T MEAN RIPPLY LIKE JAMES' STOMACHY WASH BOARD'
LEE 'NO IT'S LIKE YA WHATS HER FACE'
MAF 'YOU NOTICED I STOPPED USING THE WORD GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY JUST IN CASE I SAID WILLY'

MAF
'IT'S 9 O'CLOCK-ISH. WE'RE ON TIME-ISH'.
'ANY ZOMBIES LISTENING'
'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE PREVIOUSLY ON THE SCOPE OPERA THIS HAPPENED THAT HAPPENED THIS HAPPENED AND DABA DA DABBADA DABADA DA'
'WELL THERE IS THAT, THEY ARE BURLY'
'WE DON'T WANT HER FEELING WEIRD, SHE'S WEIRD ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT US MAKING HER FEEL WEIRDER'
'IT'S A TAMARA MINI-ME'
'THAT'S A BIT FREAKY, I JUST LOOKED AT TAMARA'S WEBCAM AND IT TURNED INTO ME BUT IT'S TAMARA'S WEBCAM'
'I LIKE A GIRL THAT EXPERIMENTS GRRROWLLLL'
'I'M HAVING A HOT FLASH LIKE A BOILING TOILET'
'I JUST TURNED HER OFF. SHOWED HER MY NIPPLES'
'NOBODY CAN BE SHY AROUND TAMARA.... THAT WASN'T AN INSULT JUST INCASE YOU....'
'WE'RE VERGING ON THE RIDICULOUS'
'FIREY CD THAT'S A CD THAT SHE BURNT'
'I DID KNOW IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD BUT I FORGOT IT'

LEE
'YOU KNOW I MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW'
'GO WITH A GUN WITH BULLETS IN AND SAY DO THIS'
'I'VE GOT LOADS OF MOSS'
'IT'S CALLED MICE/SPACE'
'YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A MOUSE/SLUG'
'DOESN'T TIME FLY WHEN YOU'RE IN THE TARDIS'
'OH THAT WAS SULTRY WITH THE PING PONG EYES'
'OH I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!'
'THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE A FUNNY RADIO SHOW'