JULY 5
SHOW 161
PODCAST 73

SCOPY STEVE SAYS?
Oh my god Steve has gone and dropped a bomb! He says he's out of the closet! The shock hits the scopy soap fans like a ton of bricks. He also says he's infertile. Find out more ahead in the Scopy Soap Update!

Maf and Lee are shocked at Steve's news.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SCOPY SOAP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elizabeth is pregnant and KNOWS it's Steve's.
Audrey mychingos, wanting to meet Liz in a dark alley. Her baby is due Feb. 14th.
Is Steve really infertile?! What will the DNA results find out? Who is Audrey's baby daddy.
Paul has had a spooky message. It sounds like it is Phil. He has dark scary warnings from beyond the grave!
Stay tuned as I am sure the shit will hit the fan! And if you the fan DUCK!!!!
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Lee tells a tale of a 17 year old girl applying for a mortgage and a job at the same time! She's 'good with number'. Lee can be cruel but we the listeners benefit from it, so it's all good.

Lee plays with his jingles. Maf proposes to me but takes it back when he finds out I rent my house and don't own it.

New wall paper for the Snug site coming soon, says Lee. Live listeners got a sneak peek.

CindyB from Tex-ass writes in with her thoughts and feelings on the Snug 'changing direction' other wise known as 'letting us down easy'. She thinks it sucks!

Lee reads out one text joke and thankfully refrains from a second one which is racist.

TUNE TIME - Pussycat - Mississippi

Maf has finally started watching the 4400. Nagging works eh Fluffy?! :o)
I am liking it and the 4th season has already started so new episodes every week! NOT as good as HEROES by any means but it is still worth watching (in my humble opinion)

Apparently I look like I'm from the 60's. Can someone please tell me where the phrase Alice band comes from. Groovy man!! Ñew show spot?? Tell Tamara what to wear each week. Next week I am suppose to dress as a drunk and then they won't serve me. What's that costume look like? How about black eyeliner smearing like raccoon eyes, tousled hair, one shoe on one shoe off, what ever clothes I wear would be askew and any coat or sweater (jumper) is on inside out. Through the show I would alternate between giggles, hiccups and random swearing.

a Spanish mychingo message comes in. If you know what it really says write in or mychingo with the translation.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SCOPY SOAP UPDATE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the first time there is second soap update in this blog. Bill has mychingo'd during the show. He says all is forgiven and wants Steve to call him. He signs off 'kisses'. So Bill's gay too?!
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There is a huge inexplicable giggle fit. It went over my head what ever it was......

We learn many politically incorrect words from Maf.

mychingo limerick in two parts.... CindyB is believed to be the culprit.

Harikaraoke - Del Shannon - Runaway

CHITTY CHAT RAMBLINGS

TUNE TIME - ERASURE - TAKE A CHANCE

Silliness takes over for a while as Maf and Lee play with words. Mission, fishin, fission, kissin... you had to be there.

a deafening {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}} not so silent due to Lee typing...

Yahoo messenger's gremlins are out frelling with Lee's web cam and mine. Fluffy's head on her webcam has taken over Maf's screen.

TAMARA SINGS - Anna Nalick - Breathe

Maf plays part of a song called Cést La Fucking Vie.

The fellas speculate where CindyB is listening from.

Cindy wants to know where the 'send a penny' button is... Lee CBA AND I think he's trying to prevent me from coming to the UK!

Count Basie wanders in to let us know the show is over for another week. I've been Tamara ta ra!

QUOTES

MAF 'IN THE OLD DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE LEFT HERE ON THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW AND GONE HOME AND CODED YOUR LITTLE ASS OFF UNTIL THE DAY AFTER'
LEE 'IF I COULD HAVE MADE MONEY CODING MY ASS OFF THEN YOU KNOW....I'D BE LIVING WITH SCOPY'


MAF 'BUT NOW A DAYS CBA-ITUS'
LEE 'NO THAT'S NOT FAIR THAT'S NOT TRUE.... TO A FULL......'
MAF 'YOU CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED LYING PROPERLY'

MAF 'SHE'S GOT 15 ACRES THOUGH'
LEE 'HAS SHE?'
MAF 'I THOUGHT SHE PUT A BIT OF WEIGHT ON.... JOKING'


MAF 'THAT'S KIND OF GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
LEE 'YA IT'S GOT CINDY ALL OVER IT'
MAF 'I'M JUST WAITING FOR TAMARA TO GO KRKRK IT'S ME!'
LEE 'KRRK KRRK'
MAF 'YA WE'LL KNOW BY THE KRK KRK'
LEE 'I'M JUST WATCHING THE WEBCAM TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES. IF SHE GOES KRR KRR KRRRRRUKKK KRRRR KRRRR - STATIC'

MAF 'SO YES THAT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY THINGS WE GET ON OUR MYCHINGO BUTTON. AND THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY'
LEE 'THANK YOU CINDY TO WHO EVER SENT THAT IN CINDY. THANK YOU FOR CINDYING THAT IN'
MAF 'YES CINDYIN MORE STUFF'


MAF 'IT WAS JAMES ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEEN---
LEE 'WHAT?
MAF 'NO IT WASN'T THE QUEEN ON THE PHONE'
---A QUEER---
LEE 'WHAT?! STOP IT'
MAF Í'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT JAMES''
--- A FAIRY---
LEE 'WHAT? STOP IT!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A...'
---AN UPHILL GARDENER---
MAF 'MY GARDEN'S FLAT'
LEE 'YA.'



MAF 'IN FACT WE'VE HEARD HIM ON THE SHOW BEFORE'
LEE 'WHO GROUNDS KEEPER WILLY?'



MAF 'BEERSOLUTIONS.CO.UK'
LEE 'WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING THAT WEB ADDRESS IN VAIN.'



MAF 'DADDY'S ON THE CASE FLUFFY SAYS'
LEE 'TELL HIM TO GET OFF AND SEND IT'




MAF
'IT GOES BACK TO OUR ANNOUNCEMENT YESTERDAY LAST WEEK'
'SHE MIGHT BE LAUGHING NOW BUT WHEN JAMES FINDS OUT THERE WILL BE TEARS BEFORE BED TIME'
'NORMALLY WE END WITH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AND NOT A SONG'
'NO YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE REALLY'
'DOESN'T SHE DO A SYRUP THAT GOES OVER HAM AND IS MADE BY CANADIANS?'
'I PREFER TO KEEP HER SWEET AND CHOCOLATY COVERED WITH SPRINKLES ON'
'SHE'S FAGGING IT TOO'
'WATCH MY WEB CAM BITCH'

LEE
'MAYBE SHE'S DETECTING CRIMES'
'I STRUGGLED FOR SUPPORT THAT NIGHT, EVERYBODY NO EVERYBODY CBA'
'MAF THAT'S JUST STUPID'