JULY 12

SHOW 162

PODCAST 75

AND SCOPY STEVE SAYS?

He's a bit pervy tonight talking about his bum doctor. No soapy news from him.

We are lucky to have Lee with us this week. He has a poorly back. That is not fun at all! I understand because I had a rib out for the first part of the week.

Last week Drunken Floozy was CindyB, this week I am Drunken Hippie in the chatroom. I apparently looked like I was from the 60's and they said for this week I should dress as a drunk (so they could refuse me service) Hence Drunken Hippie alias. I looked like a Samaria instead. I have a pony tail. I change my name to Tiny Tiny Tail.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to silent REBECA!!! Come back to the chatroom. We are friendly and nice (and don't believe what Maf and Lee say about us! They think we're weird!! pot, kettle, black, face, bovered...)

LIVE 365 NEWS They have no plans on shutting down. Carrying on, business as usual... good to hear.

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SCOPY SOAP

We begin this week's soap update with Lee's promised and much anticipated musical montage of UK soap opera music.

There is a mychingo message from Huge Hugh, he has a huge crush on SS. SS replies, it seems to indicate that they met up. What is with Steve these days! 2 babies on the way, death threats, possible new lovers... what is going on??

DNA Tests Are Us - sent a message stating that SS is for a fact Audrey's baby's daddy. Maf questions the results.

SS left a mychingo here on this blog! Reaffirming that he is actually gay -AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. What does it all mean?!

stay tuned
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There is a mychingo here from Lee. Go listen now...................................................

He says he is free from any past promises (so stop waiting at Marks & Spencer's! It's not going to happen) and any promises he makes from that point on he would keep...maybe...

CindyB has left mychingos too. YAY! come on leave a message!

THE FORUM HAS BEEN QUIET!!!!!

TUNE TIME - MACY GRAY - TREAT ME LIKE YOUR MONEY

Lee is about to drink 'SPRITE'

Maf has been watching The 440. Seems to be enjoying it.

IT'S BIG FUN LEE TIME!!

^^^^^LEE TAKES OVER THE SHOW WITH HIS SOUND EFFECTS^^^^^^^

Prison Break chatter.


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ANOTHER SCOPY SOAP UPDATE!
AUDREY SENT AN MP3 TO FLUFFY TO SEND TO THE SNUG. IT SEEMS LIKE AUDREY AND STEVE ARE IN DANGER AND SHE SENT THE MESSAGE AS A PLEA FOR HELP.
THE AUDIO FILE SOUNDS LIKE ELIZABETH PLOTTING TO KILL BOTH AUDREY AND STEVE! DANTDANTDAAAAAAAAA
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Lee ~almost~ made a promise about Snug TV happening.

Sometimes the conversation on the show just can not be summed up. It's chit chat with giggle fits and jokes... and then it dissolves into farts and more giggles. This time there is a new business idea for Lee. People can pass gas into plastic bags, send them to Lee and have him analyze the smells on air.

An almost {{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}} inturpted by a farty pants Maf.

Tamara sings (early) Hey Jude - The Beatles (of course)

Fluffy Lamb drunken texted Maf 12 am at the weekend. Even in the wee hours of the morning, we, the Snug listeners are thinking of the Snug. (ironically it is almost midnight and I still have 30 more minutes to listen and blog...)[even more so I am editing this blog and it's 12:15 am...almost done]{finally done at 12:30}

The Snug will not die. It will transform, much like a caterpillar into a butterfly, the Snug will become something new. Just ignore the nay sayer who doesn't believe that the show can be done on Skype. (not mentioning any names...lee)

The Harry Potter movie is out!!
The last book is coming out on the 21st. There is a midnight party on the 21st here on Salt Spring and around the world I am sure!


Funny photos from Maf's past are sent in by Ian. Will they appear on Flicker? photos@snugradio.co.uk

I pull out my sword to get into my Samari roll. The sword is a prop from Legend.
For the next show they want me to dress as a mechanic...a sexy mechanic actually...hmmmmm

Harikaraoke
Centrefold - J Geils Bands
Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka


would have been a silence but a siren went by

The show is nearing it's end and I choose this time to call them. Listening back is strange because Lee says a few things to me that I miss hear and I respond to what I think he is saying. The reason I called was to tell them about a shrimp that creates a bubble by snapping it's claw shut and for a split second reaches the temp of the sun, then explodes and stuns it's prey.
Lee wants to know what I thought about his wallpaper. I loves it Lee! Let him know what you think of it! snugradio.co.uk click wallpaper. Pick one and make it your desktop image!!!

And with a flick of the pink tail the show ends and so does this blog. byebye



QUOTES
MAF 'WHAT DO YOU WANT AND I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO LET ME REPHRASE THAT. WHAT HAVE YOU DROPPED'
LEE 'OHHH IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME'
MAF 'EWWW EWWW'

MAF 'FLUFFY LAMB MAY HAVE JUST OUTED HERSELF'

LEE 'AHHH SHE'S GAY?'

MAF 'NO. AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE. NO SHE'S JUST SAID AUDREY SENT ME THIS THE OTHER DAY SHE ASKED ME TO PASS IT ON. RIGHT? RIGHTTT AND IT'S AN MP3.'

LEE 'WE COULD SING IT IF YOU LIKE, AH CAPELLA'

MAF 'I'M NOT TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF'

LEE 'OH BUGGER! ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL GET YA'

MAF 'AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO'

LEE 'PESKY KIDS'

LEE 'OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NOW.'
MAF 'IT'S FRIGHTENING ISN'T?
LEE 'I'M DRINKING SPRITE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!'
MAF 'I I I READ THE SNUG FANS BLOG AND I'VE GOT QUOTES AGAINST MY NAME THAT I'M LIKE I KNOW I'VE NOT SAID THAT. AND YET YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST HER'
LEE 'IT'S WORRYING ISN'T IT?'
MAF 'OH I SEE. YOU ALMOST PROMISED SNUG TV BUT YOU DIDN'T QUITE GET THERE.'

LEE 'WHAT COULD I BEAT YOU AT?'
MAF 'DJ-YNESS'
LEE 'RIGHT AND WHAT WOULD YOU BEAT ME AT?'
MAF 'EVERTHING-ELSENESS'

MAF 'I'M SORRY...IT'S CURRY'
LEE 'EPHW EPHW I'VE HAD CURRY FOR FOUR DAYS AND MY ASS DOESN'T SMELL LIKE THAT!'
MAF 'IT'S SPECIAL CURRY'
LEE 'WHAT KIND OF CURRY WAS IT? DID IT HAVE COCONUTS IN IT?'
MAF 'YA'
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
LEE 'I AM A CURRY CONNOISSEUR.'
MAF ' OH THAT WAS FREAKY'
LEE 'WHAT ELSE CAN I TASTE?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OHHH HO HO HO HO HAHAHAH

MAF 'I'VE BEEN MAF'
---HE'S GAY---
MAF 'HAHA YOU JUST COULDN'T RESIST'



MAF
'SCREWED ONE WAY...SKEWED ONE WAY. EWW FREUDIAN SLIP'
'SHE WAS BALD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR'

'EVER CHANGING CANADIAN WOMEN'

'SO CINDY, WE NEED YOU TO CANVAS EVERYONE...IN THE COUNTRY...ONE BY ONE AND GET THEM TO EMAIL LIVE 365'
'ARE YOU WAGGLING THAT WIGGLE?'
'WOMEN WHO HAVE DONE THINGS TO MEN'S... CARS AND BELONGINGS WHEN THEY CHEATED. SCARY BISCUITS'
'HO IT'S CANADIAN SAMURAI. I MAKE MAPLE SYRUP WITH A TWIST OF MY CANOE NINJA STICK'
'SORRY TO ALL THE CANADIANS WHO ARE NOT NINJAS'
'DO YOU KNOW TAMARA? ARE YOU A NINJA?'
'IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO CANADA CAUSE THEY'RE BRITISH REALLY. BRITISH WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT, THAT'S CANADIA'
'FLUFFY OFTEN LISTENS TO THE SHOW NAKED, WHEN SHE'S NOT TEXTING ME DRUNK'
'NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR HOW NAKED YOU ARE TAKE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO PHOTOS@SNUGRADIO.CO.UK'
'CRIPPLE!!...IN A POLITICALLY CORRECT WAY'
'MUM ME RICE CRISPYS TASTE OF POO.'
'WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE WILL ALL LIVE FOREVER'


LEE 'I CAN'T BEND DOWN JUST THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE CRUSHING MY SCARY BISCUITS'
'EWW WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU'RE RIGHT IT DOES MAKE YOU SAY THAT'
'THE THICK PLOTTENS DOESN'T IT?'

'LET'S PUT A DRINK ON AND GO MAKE SOME TUNES'

'I'VE NEVER KNOWN A WOMAN TO GO MINTY....MENTAL....'
'THERE'S THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...' hahaha I pull this quote out every now and then'
'CAUSE I'M IN TWO MINDS NOW'
' OH THAT WAS GOING TO BE A SILENCE! DID YOU FART AGAIN?!'
'I'VE NEVER SMELT COCONUT FROM SOMEBODY'S ASS BEFORE'
'ALRIGHT PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN BLOODY HELL'
'ARE YOU TAMARA? AND DO YOU KNOW NINJA?'
'YOUR EYES SHOULD BE CLAPPED BY A SHRIMP'