JULY 19
SHOW 163
PODCAST 76

SCOPY STEVE SAYS... nothing! not a word, not a peep. He didn't arrive to work. There is a message from him via Lee saying he has had to flee to Brazil. And Lee breaks the news that he believes Steve's plane has crashed. What will happen to his babies now?! Is Steve dead?! Was it the hit man taking out a whole plane full of people to get to Steve ?

Audrey is in the chatroom! Fluffy is missing and CindyB is missing. So is Gareth. Audrey could be any of them!

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MYCHINGO FROM BILL. Sounds like they met up but Steve has not returned any of Bill's calls. He sends ill wishes to our Steve "I hope you die a slow and painful death"
MYCHINGO FROM ELIZABETH She sounds angry... "Steve... where... are... you...? My father is a very powerful man. Got it?! "
MYCHINGO FROM AUDREY She had to leave the country and is in hiding. Because of Elizabeth's death threats. She appears in the chatroom but we are not allowed to know where she is... As mentioned above Scopy Steve may be dead. Stay tuned!
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CindyB is in the house. So she's not Audrey....

Lee missed last week's snug fan's blog becasue his computer died. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SECRETY MESSAGES SECRETED IN THE MYCHINGO MESSAGES PRETAINING TO THE SCOPY SOAP
Bill's secret message is a black mail message for Steve.
Elizabeth's secret message says "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/ Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maf mentions going to Texas for the goodbye Snug tour!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND TO LEE!!!!
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Another money scam has been sent to the Snug. Good thing these guys are not gullible!

Lee needs our love! Tell him what you think about his wallpapers. Come on BA'd, he'd appreciate it a lot!

Fart humor.

TUNE TIME - Mr Blue Sky - ELO

Through out the show Maf does his Stolen from Digg bit -
Bizarre searches in search engines
Little old lady gets worlds fastest internet connection
101 uses for ordinary things
11 Crazy ways to view Flickr

Prestayn has been flood, a lot of flooding in the UK. I hope all is well for everyone, I'm sure we'll get updates this coming show.

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Once his computer is fixed he will upload photos of the flood.

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Manchester is planning on importing sand to create a beach. Sand delivery has been delayed due to rain.

Maf is enjoying The 4400!! SEE!!! I am up to date with it.

HQ has sent a copy of a letter of apology, written by a very young Lee, to his mum.

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Lee promises that 'send a penny' will happen...one day.
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A PROPER {{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Maf is not a tea drinker.

CindyB espouses the virtues of marriage and encourgages Maf to tie the knot with his beloved. Maf will **never** get married again.

Lee snacks on peanuts.

Harikaraoke
True Love Ways - Buddy Holly
How Deep is your Love? - Bee Gees

TUNE TIME - Martina McBride - This ones for the Girls

What is a body warmer? Maf says it's a coat without sleeves. A vest?

Webcam centric time. I am putting on a cooking show. Lee is giving me instructions to look up the Krankies becasue I look like one of them. I am going to have a look right now....wait for my reaction --->OK.........ummmm ermmmm yaaaaaa Here's a link http://krankies.moonfruit.com/
I put a cap on backwards and wave around a wrench to get into this week's Tamara dresses like a mechanic... what will next show bring? who knows...

Lee's thinking about getting a dog. Foolish I think.

Lee's baby may be named Darcy. That's Willow's piano teacher's name. I think it's a good name!

Lee is coming back from holiday early in order to be with us at the Snug. Hurray for Lee.

The End
luv T

QUOTES

MAF 'AUDREY'S ASKING WHERE FLUFF IS. AS IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW'
LEE 'YOU WAIT FLUFF WILL BE IN LATER AND AUDREY WILL HAVE TO GO'

MAF 'THEY MIGHT USE A SALT SUBSTITUTE. THEY MIGHT USE SOMETHING THAT'S SALTY TO SALT THE PE NUTS. EWWWWWW.'
LEE 'SALT SUBSTITUTE. LIKE PEPPER MASQUERADING.'


LEE 'YA IT'S EMM HAVE YOU HAD UMM WOO HOO?'
MAF 'UMMM WHAT?'
LEE 'HAVE YOU HAD EARL GREY?'
MAF 'NO WELL YA'
LEE 'LOVELY BLOKE ISN'T HE?'
MAF 'NOT QUITE AS HUGE AS HUGE HUGH'
LEE 'HUGE HUGH'



MAF 'IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SAID IT'S JULY 19 SHOW 163 AND PODCAST 76'
'I THINK WE SHOULD BECAUSE AUDREY'S IN THE HOUSE. AND SHE'S TALKING TO TAMARA. NOW I HAVE A PICTURE OF TAMARA TYPING AWAY TO HERSELF LIKE THIS ON TWO KEYBOARDS'
'I SEE WHAT TAMARA MEANS NOW FROM THE ANONYMOUS MAIL THAT SHE JUST SENT US' dóh!
'CAUSE IT'S A GOOD WAY OF SECRETLY HIDING SECRET MESSAGES SECRETLY'
'IF ONLY THE TOILET WERE A LITTLE BIT NEARER. WE'LL HAVE TO BROADCAST FROM THE TOILET NEXT TIME'
'DRUNKEN FLOOZY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN'
'I OPENED THE DOOR IN MY PANTS, WHICH IS A WEIRD PLACE TO HAVE A DOOR.'
'I THINK MY BALLS MIGHT HAVE BEEN FALLING OUT OF MY PANTS. NO ONLY JOKING.'
'OH YOUR EYES ARE LIKE POOLS OF SHITE'
'SEND US MONEY THAT FOLDS.'
'THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. BECAUSE OF CROCODILES'
'I'M GOING TO PAY HER WHOLE TICKET SO SHE CAN COME OVER AND HIT YOU FOR THAT'
'MR. AND MRS. WHITE YOU'VE GOT A BLACK DOG.'

LEE 'OH DEAR ME WHAT A FARCE'
'YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE F'D THAN THAT DO YOU?'
'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER INITIALLY FLUFFY IS A REAL PERSON OR NOT'
'YOU FART AGAIN? YOU SURE? I'VE GOT MY EARPHONES ON AND I COULD HEAR YOU'
'ONCE UPON A TIME IT WAS TUESDAY'
'I THOUGHT SHE WAS COMING OVER TO MARRY ONE OF US'
'YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION TO 1280 BY MASSIVE WOULDN'T YA?'
'I'M TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HERE'