May 23

Up at 5:00 am and out the door by 6:00. We got to the airport in an hour! Maf deposited me in the appropriate line and after a couple hugs he was gone! :o( And I was alone again! Moments later I found out my flight was going to be delayed by 5 hours!! That would mean I'd miss my sea plane flight to Salt Spring! I didn't panic, I checked in, I headed to the departure area. I figured I'd talk to someone there, someone would be able to help me! After waiting for a rep from the airline to show up I found out there was NOTHING they could/would do for me.... On my own I figured out how to call James collect (2am BC time) to tell him the news of my delay. I gave him the phone number for the sea plane and he called in the morning when he got up. Meanwhile.... Airports are not designed for when things go wrong, they are designed for people in - people out. Not poor people who have to wait 8 friggon hours for their plane to take off. The Manchester airport is dirty, people do not use the garbage cans, they leave their rubbish all around. The people working there have a huge job of cleaning up after disgusting patrons! AND every 10 Min's there is one of two announcements. One warning not to smoke and one warning not to leave bags unattended. In the eight hours of my wait I must have heard them more than 50 times! Oh and get this! The flight is delayed because of FOOTBALL! Stoopid sports! :o( We finally were able to board but we didn't take off till 6:30. I did my best to keep upbeat about it all, no point freaking out. I did ask a steward on the plane if there was anything that could be done for me because I was going to be stranded at the airport. He said someone would be there to meet several of us who needed help. I could talk to the person then... I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask if they could put me in a hotel...







We landed after 10pm BC time, no one was there to meet us, the woman at the information desk tried to get someone to come meet with us but no one showed up. I watched our flight crew leave...no one was accountable to the several of us who were stranded! Most of the people were able to make other arrangements but the few of us who couldn't were left to figure it out for ourselves. When I got my suitcase I went to the vending machines. I only had Canadian $20's. There was a chip machine that took $20's so I was going to buy a bag of chips I didn't want in order to get change to get a drink...the *%&!#% machine ate my $20!!! The seaplane office opened at 7am so I had from 10pm to 7am to wander the Vancouver airport. It is much nicer than the Manchester airport BUT the seats were just as uncomfortable. There were no loud announcements so the times I was able to doze I wasn't shocked out of it by a booming voice! I called James, IM'd James and Beth from the airport computer. (25 Min's of Internet time for $2.00, pretty good!) I ate crappy airport food, read, watched a movie...... time eventually passed and at 6:30 I took a taxi to the sea plane office. Salt Spring Air is a great company, they didn't make me pay for the ticket I missed, they were friendly and kind and they got me home. The pilot is pretty new to Salt Spring and he mentioned he has 2 daughters around Willow's age. They haven't moved here yet (in a couple of months they will be here) so we exchanged contact info and when they get here we are going to get the girls together. Maybe they will become friends!


After a 20 min flight we land in Ganges, and I saw Willow and James on the dock waiting for me. By the time I got home and gave presents and had a bite to eat I had been up for 48 hours!

My trip had come to its end! My two weeks away seemed longer in a way. I got to meet people who I had only known online, and whom I now know are friends for life! (you guys aren't getting rid of me LOL) Thank you again to Maf for bringing me over, Beth for sharing your love of glass art and for your friendship, to Lee for my new hair, to Maf and Lee for the Snug and all that comes from being Snugly, thanks to Barry for the gift of falling out of a plane and the DVD proof that I did it, to Kelly for allowing me to share in your birthday celebration. I had a great time! And boy it's good to be home!

T

May 21

Barry was going to drive me to a train station in Birmingham, but he woke up feel under the weather AND he had been driving a lot over the several days I was there! So he and Kelly drove me to a near by train station and before I knew it I was on my own again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have known Barry for approx 18 years or so. He stayed with me and my roommate back in Hamilton, Ontario. I then stayed with him. He visited James, Willow and I when Willow was 5. It was great to see him again and to meet his gal, Kelly. I felt welcome and even spoiled (my money wasn't any good there! LOL) I appreciate Barry's friendship and hospitality and hope he and Kelly come visit soon! I really enjoyed sky diving and WILL do it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It goes without saying, but I will say it anyway, that everyone I stayed with (Maf, Beth, Barry) as well as Lee are all welcome to come visit me here on Salt Spring!


So I am on a train to London... I feel nervous and jittery to be taking the train by myself, knowing I had to take two underground trains (the tube), then 2 more trains. I was way more scared to do this than I was jumping out of a plane! The train arrived in London, I dragged my suitcase (up or down) many stairs to the tube - one stop, my case (up or down) another million steps to the next tube platform - four stops. My suitcase (up or down) another million stairs to the train station, where everyone but me knew what was going on and how things work. I had to go to information three times before I figured out what I had to do and where I had to go. I made it on the right train but it was so crowded I had to sit on a seat outside the toilet (which was out of order thankfully so no noxious fumes!) Now something strange happened on this train. When I walked in I noticed a young woman behind the concession stand. She looked familiar, (remember the Scottish guys from the plane? They had been talking to this woman on the flight!) I asked her if she has flown from Canada recently and she said yes. I find it really strange to have a) run into someone from the flight b) recognized them c) I wasn't suppose to be on that train, I was suppose to be dropped at Birmingham d) it was a long train and I went into 1 car (was too full so sat by the toilets) Had I entered a different car I would not have see her. Had I gone to Birmingham I would have not seen her.... I would love to know what the odds of this situation happening. I told Maf and he seemed just as astounded as I was/am...

On this train I chat to the guy who was sitting in the other seat near the loo. He was a nice enough guy, we chatted about the usual kinds of things I found myself chatting about on public transportation. He thought I was American at first. :op He and his wife were throwing a small football party that night and so he got many calls from her about what kind of beer, how much beer, what kind of food etc.... After a short stop at Crewe I was on the last leg of my train journey. This train was less crowded, I had a chat with a youth worker from London who was going home for a visit. Before I knew it I was in Prestayn and Maf was there to get me! We went to Lee's favourite take out, (James') and I made the mistake of having the greasy fried stuff (more about that later). After hanging out for a while Maf and I went to pick up Lee and we all went to karaoke.







This was only my second time at a karaoke gig but I do know that I prefer Lee's style of hosting. The guy who was doing it seemed more eager to perform then let others (not that there were many of us). Though he did "Sweet Transvestite" and did an fabulous job at it! Maf sang several songs, another guy was there and he sang several, Lee sang one with the host. A young woman named Grace sang as well and she was the star of the night! She had an amazing voice and seemed like a really sweet person. She was with her mum and her mum was so proud of her. They left and then Maf and I got up and sang (was it a BNL's Maf?)
As we were leaving the bar I noticed a really strange looking bird sitting behind someones car. Maf and Lee thought I was weird for being amazed by A DUCK but it was a freaky looking duck!



So I had four glasses of wine at the bar and then Maf, Lee and I went back to Maf's. I had a little gin, we (tried) playing Guitar Hero (I stink!) Lee showed up a couple of card tricks that amaze me still! And before we knew it, it was 2am! Before Lee staggered home he promised to come back at 9am to take me to his hair salon to get my hair done. I didn't really believe him.....


May 22 9am - knock knock knock... it is Lee to pick me up to get my hair done! BUT unfortunately a combination of a lot of travel, drinking and bad food left me *vom* and really out of sorts. Lee called his salon and re booked me for later in the day. I spent the day on Maf's couch and in his bathroom. I finally pulled myself together somewhat and we went to get my hair done. All my wacky colours were covered over with a respectable red and my hair was given a cut. Thanks again Lee and Lee's stylists for giving me a new doo to go home with! Three hours later and Maf and I were headed back to his place to get ready for the last SNUG of the season. I truly wish I had not been ill this day, my energy was really low and I felt really poorly! Blog of the last Snug show (of the season) to follow...........................................................A taste of what's to come...

May 16th

Maf played perfect host, taking Beth and I to the nearby town for some window shopping. We walked up the hill to catch a great view of the sea and town. Later we went to a village for lunch and nature walk. It was really cool to hang out with the two of them. It was a relaxing day of site seeing. We played 'yellow car' all day but Maf included gold, cream and even lime green.






We went back to Maf's and played a little bit of PS3 - An eye toy game where we had to save little alien guys.

Later we went out for Indian food, it was pretty good. Though the mango chutney had a hint of mold taste to me. I mentioned it out loud and Maf stopped eating it too. There was another dip that both Maf and Beth hated but I thought it was pretty good, a bit oily, but yummy!

After dinner we went to Lee's karaoke. I was too scared to sing alone so Maf, Lee and I sang Four Minuter Warning together. I was more scared of karaoke then I was about sky diving! Lee is a fab karaoke master. He's so relaxed and funny! Mind you a lot of the joking he did were inside jokes to the Snug people that were there.

We went back to Maf's and I slept soundly with my ear plugs in.

May 17th

Beth and I were on the road back to her place at 9am-ish. We missed Maf and Lee so we created a variation on 'yellow car'. We included all of Maf's wacky colours and called out 'Maf yellow'. Then we decided all highly unusual colours would be for Lee and we'd call out 'ewwwwww Lee'. Colours like pink or shocking colours that you just couldn't help saying 'ewwwww Lee' about. We sang BNL songs for ages and generally had a great time back, aside from a bump or two along the way. Cell phones both a blessing and a curse!

We got to Beth's mom's house to get her girls. Her mom had made a feast for us but we couldn't stay because Barry was going to be picking me up. So we made buns for the roads and they really hit the spot! Thanks Beth's mum!! Wish we could have stayed and had a chat!

We made it back to Ledbury and I packed up and before I knew it Barry was there to get me. It was a very sad moment saying good-bye to Beth and the girls. I still had a week in the UK but it was the last time I was going to see Beth! :o(

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My time in Prestayn was really cool. Meeting Maf and Lee was an awesome experience. They were as amazing in real as they are on the show. Really I was there because of Maf! Who would have thought over three years ago I would find the Snug and three years later I am there in person! Thank you, thank you, thank you Maf!
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So I pile my stuff into Barry's tiny mid-life crisis. There wasn't enough room for my bag of food so I left it with Beth.

The ride to Barry's house was long, especially after driving four hours already. We arrive at Harwich pretty late and I was exhausted. We ordered Chinese food take out, I ate what I could and then went to bed. I didn't realize you have to order sweet and sour sauce separately (say that five times fast ~ sweet and sour sauce seperately, sweet and sour sauce seperately, sweet and sour sauce separately........)

May 18th

We went grocery shopping in the morning. Then we went to visit Barry's mum. Way back 15 years ago I stayed with Barry and his mum while I waited for James to save enough money to come over. It was great to see her after all those years. She gave me a couple of books and I got a cookbook back that I had left behind all those years ago.

We then went for a walk at the abandoned war facility. It was great but so nasty with rubbish!






Then we went to feed the local swans.

We had a pretty mellow day and went to bed fairly early.

May 19th

We went to Colchester to visit the castle. It was a bit touristy for my liking but was still cool to wander around. I bought a few pressies for Willow. We wandered the town as well and bought a bunch of cool things, an addition to our Carrcasonne game, Barry bought a t-shirt with cats for Willow and I picked up other odds and ends. Then we stopped by a broken down Abby, apparently destroyed by Henry the 8th. There was a piece of the on the ground so I grabbed it. I wonder what it is about humans that we like to collect rocks so much!




We went back to Barry's and I had my left over take out, with the sweet and sour sauce I was missing the first night. I had another early night since we were going to sky dive the next day.

May 20th

We woke up early and were on the road by 7am. It was a long drive to Headcorn and traffic was bad, so we ended up being late and at the back of the line for jumping. We spent a long day waiting for the weather to clear. It was Kelly's birthday and she was finding it difficult to be sitting around not knowing if we'd get a chance to jump. But finally the sky began to clear and the first set of three jumps happened, then the second set. Finally it was our turn. We did the training, got suited up, and got onto the plane.

I was not scare, excited but not scared. Mark was the instructer I tandomed with. They have to have over 800 jumps so I felt completely safe. Everyone else got out before me and then it was my turn. We scooted over to the door, rocked forward, then back then out of the plane. That's when it hit me, that's when I realized 'this is falling!!'. As we fell to the earth I found myself inflicted with a temporary turrets, I was swearing like mad! The DVD didn't pick it up though, it just shows me with a crazy face, trying to breath way up there. The straps from the harness were really tight, very uncomfortable once the chute opened up, though on the ground it felt like a crazy sex suit! LOL A jog around the field might have done me some good! wink wink nudge nudge! So we waited hours and hours for something that took probably 10 Min's or so from take off to landing. My landing was pretty damn good too, we landed on our feet.



Unfortunately on the way back to Barry's I felt really ill and had to stop to :vom:, but once I did I felt much better. So after the long drive back we went out for a drink and had dinner and then slept, because the next day I was going back to the Snug.

I'll end for now but the 21st will be about my scary and exhausting journey by train, tube, tube, train and then train! 6 hours or so.....

May 10th

My trip to the UK started with a sea plane leaving Salt Spring for Vancouver airport. Much faster to take the sea plane then the ferry and buses. I watched James and a sad Willow on the dock as the sea plane took off.





Twenty minutes later we landed near the airport and there was a shuttle bus waiting to take me right to the airport.






All went well with checking in and I wandered the airport till it was time to take off. I was well prepared with travel tablets, they make me sleepy as well as make sure I wouldn't be sick on the plane. I had also brought ear plugs so I could rest better on the plane. It was lucky I did! Several Scottish guys were on the plane and boy were they excited about football! Mind you I wasn't annoyed with them I just did my best to block them out. Five hours into the flight some of the people were getting really annoyed and actually shouted at them. Someone said something about 'if you want to act like this then go on a bloody cruise'. They did somewhat quiet down but still managed to act insulting to the people who just wanted quiet.

There were three seats across where I sat, I got the window seat, the middle one was empty and a young guy sat on the isle seat. (god do I feel old saying that) I rested for the first little while and then drinks were offered and I had a glass of wine. Then snacks and then the meal. I made myself eat because I knew it would be a long day. During the meals the guy (I know his name starts with a J) and I chatted about a variety of topics. Music, TV, Canada, the UK (especially Wales, where he was from), the Snug. I gave him the Snug info and he said he was going to listen! He didn't! :( Other times I rested, zoning out to make time go faster. Before I knew it we landed. Going though customs was mostly fine. The custom's agent asked all sorts of questions. Why was I there? - holiday, Was I there to visit family? - no friends, Boyfriend?? - no friends, I'm married, Why isn't your husband with you?? - ummm he's at home with our daughter...... I thought I'd get questions like business or pleasure, how long is your stay? do you have funds to support yourself while here. Not questions out of the 1950's - where is your husband mam?! I got through with customs, got my suitcase and dragged it to the bus station near by and bought my ticket to Ledbury. I had to call Maf for Beth's phone number. All my planning and I manage to forget Beth's phone number!

By now it's May 11th....
I caught the bus to Birmingham where I was able to get the connecting bus to Ledbury. The major thing I noticed in Birmingham were giant billboards of Gordon Ramsay's face every other block! Now I thinks he's fab but he doesn't really have the kind of face that looks good 20 feet tall. The Birmingham bus station was busy and dirty. I passed the time by chatting to the occasional older lady, I watched one lady's suitcase while she went to the 'loo', another woman was going in to buy water so I gave her money to get me one. She was an 'interesting character' though somewhat racist, talking about the immigrants being the problem with England. I did notice Birmingham was multi-cultural but for her it was a dreadful problem.

My bus finally came and I was on the road to Beth's! It was quite a warm day and a woman sat in the seats in front of me. She was very sweaty and ermmm how to say this politely.... an aroma arose and wafted in my general direction and it was not pleasant. But all things come to an end and we finally arrived in Ledbury.



As I was looking for my suitcase I saw Beth and Poppy there to greet me. After a quick hug and retrieving my case we were walking to her home! 24 hours from my house to Beth's. The whole thing wasn't too bad, I was in good spirits, well prepared for where I needed to go, had food and water. So it could have been worse...just wait for the tale of my trip home....but that will come much later! Beth and I head to the pub for a quick drink and chat. I felt as ease with Beth right away, like we've know each other for years. Well we have known each other for years, just never in person. And for us to get along as well as we did, never having met in 'real life' was amazing!



I didn't eat anything for dinner (tea), just not up to it after such a long journey. My brain is hazy on some of the details but after hanging out for a bit we went to bed. [Beth feel free to add details I miss. It will refresh my memory]

May 12th {{{{HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO....JAMES!}}}
Poppy was my alarm in the morning, and I sat up on the couch feeling groggy and strange. Beth's girls came to chat to me on and off as they got ready for school. I got myself dressed and teeth brushed and walked to school with Beth and the girls. Then Beth and I walked back to her house and I got a ride to the grocery store and Beth went on to work. Shopping in another country is an unusual experience, especially if you are particular like me. I bought a number of things, nutella (which I never opened), Cheerios (never opened), a container of something I thought was yogurt and turned out to be compote. It was in the yogurt section! And the container looked like it was fruit yogurt... So in the end I had two bags of groceries to carry back. One thing that was odd was they don't bag your groceries there, here at home most of the time they bag your groceries and occasionally you do it yourself. I headed back to Beth's but missed the street to turn down, so several blocks later I turned right. I knew the direction of the street, and the name of the street, just not it's exact location. I headed in that direction and then when I saw someone I asked where the street was. I was meandering for less than 10 Min's but Beth told Maf I was lost for 2 hours! LOL Sure make fun of the Canadian!


Back at Beth's I had a bite to eat and then a rest till Beth came home. I had a strange experience while in the place between awake and asleep. For some unknown reason I heard 'kamikaze origami toast'. Don't know what it meant but that's what I heard in the bizarre dream state. After dinners were gotten Beth introduced me to the wonderful world of glass bead making. She is very talented at it, making it seem effortless. But after trying it I realized it's not as easy as she makes it look! Not long after that we went to bed. [Again Beth am I remembering right?]

May 13th
I had a really vivid dream about Beth and her family getting up and hanging out in the living room. At one point Sian is bugging Beth to the point she gets a spanking. In the dream I remember thinking 'oh no more company manners'. Then (still in the dream) Beth and I are walking in her village, going to a local business that sold her glass creations and she says she makes 800 pounds a week but has to pay 250 commission. Then Poppy really woke me up and I realized I hadn't actually been awake. I didn't walk with the girls to school but promised to walk with them the next day.

Once everyone had gone I had breakfast and got ready and then headed out to explore the town. I pretty much wandered aimlessly, going into shops, buying little things for Willow along the way. I then walked up the road to the church and was taking pictures as I went. At one point an old man with a can seemed to spot me and stopped in his tracks.



I kept walking and he just stood there, looking at me. It wasn't until I was in the church grounds that he started walking again.


It was just odd... After that I went back to Beth's, we got the girls, and went for a drive to a veggie market. Holly suggested lemon curd, which she loves to eat on toast. To me it sounded like the strangest thing I had heard of. I didn't try it on toast (yet) but I did eat some with a spoon and it was yummy, but on toast?! After the market we drove by Beth's old house. It was an amazing looking house but not practical in the winter. It was great to hang out with the three girls, chatting and having fun.

I think the Wii fit game arrived this day. It was fun to watch them have a go at it. I had not seen a Wii in action before so it was fun to watch. It's always interesting to be part of another family's routines. There was dinner to get, I finally ate a real meal. I was still off kilter from travelling. The girls were in bed by 8:00. It might have been this night I played Stephan Colbert for Beth for the first time. She now understands why he appeals to me! ;o) Also our plans for Thursday Snugness were coming together. The girls were getting picked up Wed after school so that meant we could leave when we wanted to on Thursday morning. Another day came to an end.





May 14th
As promised I walked with the Beth and the girls to school. When I went back to the house I went back to sleep until half and hour before Beth came back. A bit boring but necessary for my sanity. Then Beth went to get the girls and they came back and got ready to go with their Grandpa. With the girls gone we were really starting to get excited about the Snug show the next day! For dinner got take out from an Italian restaurant and a couple of bottles of wine. I believe we made more beads that night and then later watched more Stephan Colbert. I gave Beth one of my Colbert buttons (badges). We had a great night drinking wine and chatting.

May 15th

We woke up and got ready for the road. We had good old TOMTOM so didn't have to worry about getting there. I packed my smaller bags and left my big suitcase. Before we knew it we were on the road to The Snug! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Before I continue with the road trip part of this I want to summarize my visit to Beth's home. I was made to feel very welcome by Beth and her girls. Even 'he who must not be named' had his company manners on and was pleasant to me. Holly and Sian drew pictures for me. Holly wrote me the sweetest note to take home, about how she'd miss me. Poppy is a sweet and cuddly little dog. I feel a real friendship with Beth. Having only known her online, it was cool to find out she was is awesome in real life too. I feel my visit to her house, in itself was worth my trip to the UK. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now on with the road trip. We listened to music on the way, I was introduced to 'yellow car', and we chatted none stop. We made a stop for food on the way and before we knew it TOMTOM had lead us to Maf's door. There we found a nervous Maf, who was unsure of his hosting abilities but I think we put that to rest with our cool and relaxed natures. He took us for a walk by the sea, acting tour guide, pointing out things of interest. We headed back to his place for pizza.

We all got ready and headed to the pub for the Snug show!! Blog for that show will be done ASAP.

That's all for now!
T

May 25th

Well dear Snug fans the ending of the Snug has happened. May 22nd was the last Snug show, according to Maf until September. That's when the Snug returns but in what form, we still do not know. There are a few unbelievers but I am with Maf on this, I believe in nonsense and that nonsense will return!

I had the privilege to be at the last two shows and watch as well as participate in the magic! Blogs of those two shows will happen. And though I know there hasn't been a blog in ages I feel my trip to the UK will inspire me. So watch this space because I will be writing about my day to day adventures as well as listen back to both shows and blog about them.

That is all for now, stay tuned to hear about my journey to the Snug side!
T

BAD BAD BAD FANS OF SNUG! NO BLOG IN WEEKS!
ANYONE MISS IT? BESIDE MAF AND LEE?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NEW BLOG COMING SOON.
T
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March 6th - Show 191 - Podcast 106

March 6th - Show 191 - Podcast 106

With a bit of a false start the record button is (finally) pressed and the show begins with "sorry sorry sorry". Sorry for last week's poor recording quality and sorry for not realizing he hadn't pressed record. MAF GOT SACKED!! And no that is not a double entendre. He really did get fired! That's our Maf - rule breaker extraordinar. The sad sad tale was told with the usual 'sad segment' music. Fluffy sent Maf beautiful naked glass bead goddesses. Pervy T rears her pervy head and the conversation descends to bum beads.

Lee's had a hair colour change.

Maf faces parenting issues when his 14 year old was suspended when he and his mates attempted to set each other on fire in a paper suit.


TUNE TIME - Gabriella Kilmel - Sweet About me
Lee plays a song I liked!!! Two thumbs up Lee!!

I got my presents from Maf and from Fluffy! Combo birthday/crimbo.

{{{{{{{28 mins in}}}}}}}

WORDS FROM THE SECRET WORD LIST aberrant Acetone hairy bugger
Thermal shock MAF 'YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR BUM MAF? WHAT WHAT?!? HAS TAMARA GONE INSANE?' LEE 'YOU GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR BUM MAF....' MAF 'WHAAA?!? I DON'T.....IT'S IT'S A LITTLE BEAD! WHAT WHAT DOES SHE THINK?' LEE 'I DON'T KNOW...THEY HAVE...WELL IS IT LIKE...SHE MUST THINK MAYBE IT'S A LOVE BEAD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.' MAF 'WHAT ARE THEM?' LEE 'WELL THEY HAVE THE LITTLE LONG NECKLACE OF BEAD AND STUFF ON AND...' MAF 'NO.' LEE 'THEY STICK THEM IN PLACES APPARENTLY.' MAF 'NOOOOO NOOOOOO.' LEE 'NOT DOWN HERE! IN LONDON! DOWN IN LONDON AND CANADER AND STUFF' MAF 'LONDON AND CANADA JUST LONDON AND CANADA'

MAF 'YOU BONY LONG FACED BASTARD'
LEE 'DON'T HOLD IT IN WILL YOU.' MAF 'I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB, WELL, I HAVEN'T STARTED YET' 'ALL I'VE EVER DONE...CAN YOU TURN THAT OFF I FEEL LIKE I'M COMPETING!' 'SHE SAID -I'VE MADE SOME BEAD PORN - AND I WENT WHAT YOU USED THE MAGIC WORD THERE....BEAD' 'THERE'S NO WAY I'M SAYING STAY PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN THERE'
'FLUFFY MAKES GLASS BEADS THAT ARE GOING NO WHERE NEAR BOTTOMS.'
'DOESN'T THE MIND BOGGLE'
'I KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD IDEA, I'M GONNA PUT ON THIS PAPER SUIT SET ME ON FIRE BOYS'
'NOT MASSIVLY ATTRACTIVE BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE A CERTAIN AGE...' LEE 'HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT YOU HAIRY BUGGER' WORD FROM THE SECRET LIST 'MINMIZE YOUR SHOW NOTES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOLD THE PAPER OVER?'
'IF YOU WANT TO YOU CAN STICK THEM UP YOUR BOTTOM.'
'SINCE YOU LOST YOUR JOB YOU'VE BECOME REALLY SELFISH - ME ME ME'

February 14th 2008
Show 188
Podcast 103

The show starts with it's usual level of professionalism.
BIG HAPPY HEART DAY TO EVERYONE (belated from me because I did not listen live)
There is speculation on what is wrong with me...black death sounds closest to what I have.

Is there another Canadian listener? Come on to the chatroom and say hello!!

NAKED MAF AND NAKED LEE go to the flicker page!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/snugradio/ Actually there have been 2 additions!! Go have a peek....(and no Fluffy no no no no no)

FIRST REQUEST -DEDICATED TO STU
CindyB requests Louis Armstrong - A Dream To Build



Writer's strike is over!! YAY!

Fluffy looks lovely on her web cam.
CindyB is listening from work.

Lee's a partner in a business. He is part owner of a hair salon! I need a hair cut, can I book an appointment?

SECOND SONG REQUEST -DEDICATED TO FLUFFY LAMB
Eva Cassidy - You Take My Breath Away


Ashes to Ashes
Lee and Maf are a bit disappointed. They liked it enough to continue with the series but it is lacking somewhat.

Huntism page - http://www.snugradio.co.uk/ashes/jukebox.html

THIRD REQUEST for ROACH
Take That - Rule the World

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SKYPE TIME!!
I decided not to listen live because I have been poorly and feeling blue. I forgot my SKYPE was on. Willow and I were playing games and having a quiet day when suddenly my SKYPE rings. We scrambled to get the mic and I called back...They missed me they really really missed me. (Sally Field's reference-lame I know)
I was directed to the FLICKER page and got the "NOT kid friendly" warning just in time. The call really cheered me up! Thanks guys!
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Lee didn't know about the 555 tv and movie fake telephone number thing!

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NOTHER SKYPE CALL
The fellas left a message to Shelly in Australia
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Unusual shop and product names were discussed.

HARIKARAOKE
LOVE IS IN THE AIR

FORTH REQUEST - THE ANTI VALENTINE REQUEST FROM ME (OF COURSE)
PIL - This Is Not A Love Song (I love this song! It cheers me up! Besides better listening to this then me doing it karaoke!)


{{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}}}}out of the blue................


CINDYB SINGS - FLY ME TO THE MOON Great job Cindy! LEE LOVED IT!


SEND YOUR NAKED PICS


FIFTH REQUEST - CINDYB
Cake - Love You Madly

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Lee played - I Fought The Law

SIXTH REQUEST - PART OF IT ANYWAY
The Cure - Love Song


CINDYB SINGS!! - CANADIAN IDIOT - Thank you much Cindy!! Fab fab fab job!
I loved it!

And thus ends this week's show.

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MAF
'WE'RE MISSING TAMARA'
'WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR ONLY CANADIAN LISTEN, BUT THAT ALRIGHT I FOUND US ANOTHER ONE'
'I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT SORT OF TOUCHING SHE NEEDS DOING'
'IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR AN EXCITED TEXAN.'
'I CAN HEAR MYSELF WITH BOTH EARS'
'THAT WAS THE HIPPY COMMUNE IN CANADA CALLED SALT SPRING ISLAND'
'SMOKEY UP THE BUMINEAC. COMES IN WITH A PACKET OF FAGS AND A STRAW'
'CAUSE WE DON'T OFFEND' (...........)
'I SO HAVE TO KEEP CLEARING MY INBOX'
'LEE'S PICKING HIS NOSE WITH A FAKE HAND'

LEE
'WE POOL ALL OUR MOODS IN A BIG POOL"
'NOW I'M IN A SHITTY MOOD'
'GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD'
'PHOTOGRAPH SOME PUBIC HAIR'
'I KNOW WE'VE JUST DONE OUR WHATSIT'
'I KEEP GETTING INTERUPPETED ABOUT THE FLUFFY PICTURE'

MAF 'I KNOW WHAT COMES FIRST'
LEE 'IT'S USAUALLY ME'

MAF 'IT'S COMING THICK AND FAST TONIGHT'
LEE ' 1 FROM THICK AND 7 FROM FAST'

MAF 'SHE DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR ME'
LEE 'THAT'S CAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK HER RIGHT'

LEE 'IT HAS TO HAVE LOVE IN THE TITLE'
MAF 'OR SOMETHING ELSE'
LEE 'HATE?'

LEE 'LUKE'
MAF 'I AM YOUR FARTER'

Jan 24th 2008
Show 185
Podcast 100

Late start to the show tonight.

It's the centenary Podcast.. woohoo! Although appareently podcast 104 should be celebrated more, as thats the 2 year milestone!

Lee lets us hear his laugh jingle..... not a bit girly :P

The elves come up trumps and send in an album... with covers and everything!! :P

Disaster strikes... INTERNET DOWN... they carry on regardless (for a little while anyway)

Tune time: Elf Maf and Lee sing Shirley Bassey's Big Spender.. with special guest star Little Elf Sally.

The real show gets abandoned... 12 hours later... I get roped in to help :P

We get let in on the story of what happened the night before (us livey listners had no clue at the time). Maf brags about him and Lee actually being prepared for the show.... *insert shocked smiley here*

Maf reviews 'I am Legend', I fell asleep during that film *roll*

Are all drugs good? Apparently they are...for their intended use anyway.

Karaoke - Maf forgets how shit people actually were and Dirty dancing OAPs... Ewwww! Unfortunately Lee broke his phone so there's no videos of this!

Ebay - The rights and wrongs of watching an item and not buying it.

Fluffy time over (I hear the sigh of relief :P )

Maf tries to find anothe co-host......

Tune time: The Monkeys - Cuddly toy
Joseph Spence - Glory of Love

Maf fails in his quest for a co-host so we end with Tamara sings (or does she?) :P

Elf T sings: JoCo - First of May

QUOTES
M - We can operate without an audience
L - No we can't


L- What should we do?
M - PANIC!

LEE
'I can swear now, cos my Mum doesn't podcast'
'Oh feckin' bugger, shit up yer nighty!'
'I'm thinking it's coming'
'Without an audience we don't even talk to each other.'
'oh shit!'
'It's a bit girly that!'
'We're a couple of cults'
'You get all the good stuff'

MAF
'Stick around for a marathon podcast 100' (Ha! How wrong you were! :P )
'I liked your Love Shack voice'
'Well... we're elf Lee'
'It's gonna throw everything out.'
'Your dirty yorkshire accent'
'Isn't it liberating'
'Special podcast only can't get on the frickin' internet edition of the show directors cut'
'I've got a bit of a sweat on now'
'It's not comey or frogspawny now'
'Lee's getting tied up with Shelley'
'I wanted to rub Lee's nose in it'
'You're filling his boots nicely'
'I don't wanna hear complaints in connection with me hearing you'


Elf Lee - 'Shtop... I'm not ready'
Elf Maf - 'I should've been one of those girls in a red dress on a piano'

January 17th 2008
Show - 184
Podcast 99

We are promised a show to rival last weeks.... erm... I don't think so, it was hilarious!!

Vote for the show on your player... Less love people - More VOTES!!!

Coffee time: Etheopian with hazlenut syrup

Revalations - Lee has weighed himself this week... 14 1/2 stone! Blimey Lee! He's started eating more healthier and his poos much better... ya hear that CB?!?!

Who is VNV? Wait till next week to find out.

Elf Maf and Lee - Will there be an album?

We discuss the possible loss of scrablous on facebook.. maybe not a bad thing as we see how competitive Lee gets, poor T gets her ear bent for not granting him his request.

Cindy's up to her naked twister again, Maf is currently stuck between CB and me... A fluffy cindy sandwich!

Maf updates his computer and breaks it, then promtly does the same thing with his phone... Men! *roll*

T rings to apologise for the scrabble incident and arranges some webcam shennanigans with Lee to make up for his loss.

Tune time: Benzadrine monks of santo demonica - Hey hey we're the monkeys.

Movie reviews: Saw 4 and Pick of destiny.

More useless facts from Lee

Lee sleeps while Maf talks

Tune Time: Elf Maf and Lee do REO speedwagon - Keep on loving you

Harikaraoke: The Fratellis - whistle for the choir

Lee has had his hall decorated, a big up to B&Q for their customer service. He also gets a plumber in only to find out he's run out of gas.

T sings: KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree

Tune Time: Kylie - I should be so lucky
Tune Time: Ewan McGregor - Your song


QUOTES
M - At the tisk of massaging my ego
L - No, no.... put it away

L - Gimme some beans
L- Fat bottomed girls... they could kill you!

M - You're not as dense as you look are you?

L- 14 1/2 stone cheeky

L- My poos better... it's more enjoyeble now

M - The scrawny health freak that you are

M - Leave it at the bus stop

M - Digitally re-accentised

M - Fairynine

M - Get your cam on woman... I want to see your kitchen

L - If it's not broken... don't give it to Maf

T - You can call me monkey anytime you want baby

L - I want T tears

M - Orange bread chocolate sandwich

M - I'm calling shennanigans on that!

January 10th 2008
Show 183
Podcast 98

Now to start with let me explain how hard this show was to blog... laughing and writting don't go together easily! So, I've mainly bullet pointed parts of the show, this combined with the quotes should give you a fair idea of how funny the show was.... naturally, if you are in any doubt... GO LISTEN!!!

• We start with massive plans for podcast 100... will VNV turn up? Will anything else special happen? w e l l..... your guess is as good as mine, only time will tell!

• Lee brings us a new book this week - The complete book of useless information (or something like that anyway) He does a classic (old) visual gag before telling us how heavy the Statue of Liberty's fingers are.

• T's looking healthy on her cam tonight (maybe she's had some fruit.. a banana perhaps? ;) ). We take a look at her wall planner... what does she have planned? well... Mafs imagination gets the better of him, and the show starts to decend into the gutter....

• Chris is listening in...

• Maf swears more than Lee (only cos Lee's Mum listens!)

• Tune time: Artic Monkeys - Teddy Pickers

• Saunas outnumber cars in finland

• Lee tells us a painfull sauna story... even I crossed my legs for this bit, and I'm a girl!

• Tune time: Seasick Steve - Cut my wings

• James gets home... The boys get scared... he has a shotgun!!

• Chris joins us in the chatroom.. hope we see you there next week as well Chris! :D

• Anal sex tips from Canada

• Feather knickers.... Hahahahahaha!!!!

• Still another week or so to get your caption competition entries in!

• Dr Pepper is the fizziest drink EVER.... cos it is!!

• Harikaraoke: Artic Monkeys - When the sun goes down.

• Lee tells us about his unbelievable new contract.... we challenge anyone to beat it!

• James is back on the webcam, apparently he looks like Chris Martin from Coldplay (I missed this.. bloody Yahoo!)

• More useless facts - 1 in 6 people have felt like hitting one of their co-workers.

• More chatroom shennanigans

• Tune time: Simple Plan - When I'm gone

• LOTS more chatroom stuff...

• Tamara sings: Hallelujah- Lees most favourite song EVER!

• I do NOT look like Jerry Hall!

Karaoke: Elvis - a little less conversation,
Walker Brothers - The sun aint gonna shine anymore,
Pat Benetar - Hit me with your best shot.

So to summerise... GET INTO THE CHATROOM if you want to tip cows! (and if you want to get that joke!)


MAF WAS RIGHT! LEE SAID AMERICA NOT GERMANY

QUOTES
LEE 'I CAN SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY MUM IF I WANT TO'
MAF 'YOU SAY THAT'
LEE 'PESKY'
MAF 'BUT YOU DON'T'
LEE 'W E L L.... I DO WHEN I'M NOT ON AIR'

MAF 'WHO KNOWS WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE LADIES'
LEE 'I I I DON'T KNOW. I'D LOVE TO GET INSIDE ONE OF THEIR HEADS ONCE SOMETIME. I DON'T MEAN IN A PSYCHOLOGICAL WAY I THINK WITH A SCALPEL WILL BE QUITE NICE'

MAF 'I'VE HAD THIS BEFORE SO IT'S NOT A NEW PAIN BUT BUGGER IT HURTS' LEE 'OH THAT WILL HURT'
MAF 'BUGGERY HURTS, YES IT DOES. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT THOUGH WHAT I MEANT WAS I CAN'T COUGH, LAUGH OR SNEEZE.'

MAF 'I'M NOT SURE HOW FAR THE CHATROOM IS GOING TO DESEND'
LEE 'BUT I LIKE THE WAY IT'S GOING'
MAF 'CHRIS IT ISN'T USUALLY THIS BAD'
LEE 'YES IT IS'
MAF 'SOMETIMES IT'S WORSE'

LEE 'SHE'S GOT A FAG IN HER GOB'
MAF 'MARY JANE'S IN HER MOUTH'
LEE 'AND SHE'S SMOKING'

MAF
'COULD BE A LIVEY LISTENER'
'IF YOU ARE BY A COMPUTER AT 9:00 YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE SNUG'
'IT'S ODD ACTUALLY THAT SUCH AN ANTI RELIGIOUS WOMAN WOULD DO A SONG CALLED HALLELUJAH'
'CAUSE I'M A BIT SWEARY AND YOU DON'T SWEAR CAUSE YOUR MUM LISTENS'
'MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR EARS FUCKING COVERED'
'LEE'S A SERIAL KILLER'
'I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE CHAT ROOM CENTRIC ...UMMMM...CHAT ROOM.'

'YOU'D NEED A WHOLE BODY CONDOM'
'I THINK WE SHOULD DO MISERABLE NEWS ONLY'
'IT'S MOLD IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGONFLY'
'IF THAT'S HER BEDROOM YOU'RE DEAD NOW'
'SPECIAL GUEST FOR POD CAST 99 IS JAMES AND HIS SHOT GUN'
'HE SLIPPED IN QUIETLY FROM THE BACK'
'TAMARA'S GIVING ME ANAL SEX TIPS IN THE CHATROOM'
'WHY IS DR PEPPER THE FIZZIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD EVER'
'SHE'S LIKE THE BRAIN FROM PINKY AND THE BRAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE INTELLECT. AND TAMARA MUST BE PINKY'
'YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RIB US LIKE A CONDOM'
'YOU JUST PRESSED THAT SILENCE BUTTON DIDN'T YOU'
'GARETH IS PULLING THE OLD PRUDISH SHOCKED BRIT CARD' '
'GOOD THINGS SHE'S GOT HER HEADPHONES IN OR WE'D BE GETTING A SLAPPING. A MALE SLAPPING'
'UHOOO I'M HERE BUT I'M NOT STOPPING CAUSE JAMES IS SCARY' (oh god he is so NOT scary)
'DON'T DO THE QUOTES SOBER NOW WILL YA NOW'
'I'M QUITE ENJOYING PERVY T SHE MADE MY SHOW. SHE SHOULD BE PERVY MORE OFTEN. THAT WALL CHART..... I WANT TO SEE MORE PINK ON THAT WALL CHART'
'MEN SO BAD THEY'RE BANNED IN TEXAS'
'SHE'S QUICK WITH HER BITS OF RANDOM'
'ON THE TICKY CLOCK OF TIMENESS'
'DON'T INTERRUPT MY FACE FUCKING'
'I THINK WE THOUGHT WE THOUGHT ABOUT IT'
'TAMARA SINGS OR SOMETHING'

LEE
'CAPITAL MMM MMM'
'TAMARA'S LOOKING REALLY HEALTHY THIS WEEK ON THE WEBCAM'
'THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF SWEARING TONIGHT'
'TALKING OF TAMARA HAVING SEX I WATCHED THAT PROGRAM YOU TOLD ME ABOUT LAST WEEK'
'F-ING HECK'
'I'M GOING TO BE HORNY AT 3:00 ON THURSDAY'
'I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S A HOOKER'
'WHAT'S EVEN MORE KINKY IS LEAVING THEM ATTACHED TO THE CHICKEN. CLUCK CLUCK'
'BUGGITY DUM DUM'
'I THINK YOU'LL FIND JAMES UNDER THE DESK WITH RANDY'
'NOTHING DOWN HERE, JUST A LOT OF DUSTY CUPBOARDS AND SOME COLD MEAT'
'SHOW US YOUR PINK'
'IT'S JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE'
'STOP GETTING IN TOUCH WITH US YOU CRAZY CANADIAN'
'HUMPTY NUMPTY'

T
'I'D LET HIM INSPECT MY KITCHEN'

ROACH
'HE'S GONE TO INSPECT THE KITCHEN'

January 3rd 2008
Show 182
Podcast 97

And the show's off to a great start with a dig at Cindy not getting British humour. Which makes me think, she must get it to some extent, as she wouldn't keep listening! Now somehow, this conversation manages to get on to sound activated vibrators.... you'll have to listen to find out just how...

Tripple certified honduran coffee.... what the certificates are we're not quite sure.

{Tamara here - everyone in the chatroom has bizzare names and I got picked on because I didn't. So I changed my name to ohwa_tygoo_seye_am (oh what a goose I am!) did no one else do that as a kid?}

Maf lets us in on his Soaplike Christmas saga... Families eh! *roll*
{T says - Maf you are welcome to come stay next christmas! We are not fancy at all but you are welcome.}

Lee's New years eve was almost as exciting, when he tries to kill someone!

Tamara plans to take over the world... mwahahahahaha!!!

{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}} Extra special this weeks silence: first of 2008... savour it peeps.

Lee asks to see my balls, so I oblige... reluctantly.

Tune time: Bruce Springstein - Girls in their summer clothes.

Unusual names: Lee had a book for Christmas full of unusual real names, there is much mirth as Lee reads some (lots) out.

Chris the Vampire from the flikr page emails in asking for a Whitney track...

Tune time: Whitney Huston - I'm your baby tonight.

Harikaraoke: Big in Japan - Alphaville.

More coffee chat

Lots more Wii jokes, not as funny when you can't see the webcams (another reason to listen live pod cast people)

Cindy's playing Naked twister - T's on top of Maf, and Cindys on top of Lee.

Skype time: Chris and Chloe get a call, sounds like it makes Chloes night.... bless! :D

Update on the Twister - I'm on top of everyone... woohoo!!

Chris steps up to the plate and skypes the show back (we can't understand him, but well done mate!)

Tamara sings: Jonathan Coulton - You ruined everything.

I'm now on top of Lee and Tamara, Maf's on top of Cindy, underneath the rest of us .... :))

The return of Ask uncle Maf: Cindy needs some teenage girl advice.

And thus the first show of 2008 ends not with a bang or a whimper but with a flick of the pink tail.
GOOD BLOODY NIGHT {{can't believe I was up doing the quotes section till 2am! whoa! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz}}
LEE 'SHE'S HAVING IT LARGE IS SHE?'
MAF 'SHE CERTAINLY IS'
LEE 'HAPPY NEW YEAR'

MAF 'I BELIEVE YOU NEARLY KILLED SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS EVE'
LEE 'WELL NOT NEARLY'
MAF 'YOU DID?!'

MAF 'OH LOOK THERE'S FLUFFY'S BALLS'
LEE 'HOLD ON HOLD ON. OH WOW THAT'S REALLY NICE. ALRIGHT I'LL SHOW YOU MINE NOW'
MAF 'AURGHHHHHH! MY EYES'

MAF 'BUT THEY LEFT THAT BIT IN, ON PURPOSE'
LEE 'SO THERE'S A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW OOOOOOHH'
MAF 'YES THERE IS A SECRET HALF OF THE SHOW AND I'M NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH TO KNOW'
LEE 'I AM'

MAF 'AND IF WE SAY THINGS WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THEY STAY SAID'
LEE 'THAT'S WHY THERE'S A FATWA ON US'
MAF 'OH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN!'

Maf
'Do you want some of this frogspawn come juice'
'When we say ring us or email us with your requests, we really mean don't'
'Strangers in the night... exchanging caffeine'
'THE PROFESSIONALISM, IT'S STILL WITH US IN 2008'
'STARTS WITH "THAT" AND ENDS WITH "ODD"'
'IT'S WORTH A LISTEN TO JUST TO HEAR HOW MUCH PISS TAKING THOSE GIRLS DO WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER'
'CINDY IS NOW IN ON THE INU-ENDING'
'EWW IT'S LIKE DRINKING A SPITTOON'
'AND YA IT WAS EWWW'
'I'VE ONLY BEEN POORLY WITH A COLD, NOT DRINKING SUSPICIOUS FLUIDS'
'I NEARLY WENT INTO INNUENDOING'
'THEY'RE TOO BUSY LAUGH TO BLOODLY CHATROOM'
'IT'S A GIRL WITH A BIG HUSBAND WHO'LL KILL ME' {I sure have given a strange impression of James LOL}
'I KNEW I WAS TABOGGANING...AND I KNEW IT WAS COLD AS WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION'
'SHE'S SHOWING THE COUNTRIES SHE'S GOING TO DOMINATE IN HER DOMINATRICES FASHION'
'I WISH FLUFFY LOOKED HAPPIER LISTENING TO ME TALK'
'REALLY TRUE NAMES THAT ARE TRUE'
'NOT EVERYTHING IS BIG IN TEXAS'
'WHAT REALITY ARE WE IN'
'YOU'RE GOING TO DRUM I WENT FOR BELL'
'WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S COMING FROM BOTH ENDS'
'I'VE GOT A COD PIECE ANYWAY AND IT GOES ON AT THE DROP OF A HAT'
'I WAS BOOTED FOR MR.HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO'
'SO YOU'LL BE HAVING SEX WITH ME THEN. HAHAAHAA I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOKED AT YOU THEN'
'I WAS TRYING TO PICTURE EVERY GIRL I KNOW THAT I'D A CYCLING ACCIDENT WITH OR THAT SORT OF THING'
'I WAS SAD WHEN FREDDY MERCURY DIED BUT I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE STREET WAILING'


Lee
'Go ahead throw something at me big boy'
'Free trade hippopotamus shite'
'A new game from Nintendo... Wii silly buggers'
'I'D LIKE TO REMARK HOW BIG FLUFFY IS'
'GO ON LICK YOUR SNOT'
'I'LL GIVE YOU NUNCHUCK'
'SHOW US YOUR CHRISTMAS BUSH LOVE'
'I SAW A JACK RUSTLE CRUSHED BY A PALLET OF FRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE ONCE'
'WOW DOESN'T CINDYB LOOK VIBRANT'
'LIKE AN OX HAVING A BABY'
'I'D TWANG HER'
'WE'VE GOT A CANADIAN LISTENER IN UHH WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?'
'HOW CAN YOU SAY NAKED TWISTER AND SAY RESPECTIVELY?'
'CAN I HAVE A SEPARATE STUDIO NEXT WEEK PLEASE'
'I'LL GO TO K NEXT. DON'T NOW WHY I STARTED AT J'


Cindy
'Talk to me like a scottish person, Monkey boy!'