***SIGH*** No Snug again this week!
These last few weeks have thrown me off my usual routine. The Snug allows me to take a break for myself, time to hang out with good people, have a laugh or two and possibly a rant or two. So what have I been doing with my time these weeks without the Snug? Nothing. OK not sitting looking at the wall kind of nothing but I haven't been taking time out for my self either. I've been cleaning house, cooking, baking (using a toaster oven as our oven stopped working) and generally getting ready for the holidays. I miss the Snug, I miss taking that time for me, I miss singing and I miss the fellas! I miss chatting with Fluffy, Gareth, CindyB, Pirate Dave, HQ....
I WANT THE SNUG BACK!!
I'm Tamara and this has been this week's blog. I say end the silence!! ;o)
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Nov 23
The really short show.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP and a bongo sounding Green Onions starts the (short) show. For a short show Green Onions sure goes on a long time! But it does eventually end.
Maf has several reasons his mind is not on the show tonight. REASON 1. Maf is leaving right after the show for his New York, New York holiday.
REASON 2. His interview
REASON 3. His mooching neighbor
Not a lot of live listeners this show, peeps off shopping, working or just MIA. I'm in the chatroom, Gareth's in the chatroom.
I'm doing the Snug homework by catching up with two week's of show blogs. No show last week has scared me into action.
NY NY chit chat.
Maf tells the story of his interview. He woke late, drove off, realized he had forgotten his tie, makes up lies for his tardiness partly due to crazy long traffic lights. He arrives at 9:33 just a wee bit late... Group exercises follow. The rest of the applicants had ties. Maf has a second interview!!! Him and another guy! Way to go Maf! Turns out they don't wear ties there any way.
Maf saw Casino Royale, he enjoyed it. The torture bit was upsetting but other than that I think Maf liked it.
Tune Time
Pink Floyd remix - Another Brink in the Wall (the DMC mix)
Maf has a new neighbor. Apparently this neighbors musical choice leaves a lot to be desired. This neighbor came over to "borrow" an extension cord. Maf has paranoid thoughts but still let's him in. Much to Maf's dismay he wants the cord to plug in his new sound system.
More moaning about lack of live listeners.
Listener feed back CindyB says...(listen to the show to hear what her feed back is!)Lee saying "Cindy is on our wave length".
And before we know it the show is over! Have a look at Lee's quotes, he could hardly get a word in edge wise.
I've been Tamara and this blog is late.
QUOTES
MAF
'NOT LOADS, I'VE GOT ENOUGH TO FILL AN HOUR'
'CAUSE IT'S AN ISLAND, SURROUNDED BY WATER'
'BUT BUT MORE TO THE POINT ERRR...'
'THAT WAS THE LATEY LATEYEST TIME I COULD LEAVE'
'CAUSE IN MY HEAD I'M ONLY STILL A STILL A KID KIND OF'
'I OPENED THE DOOR AND THOUGHT "SHIT I'M GETTING ROBBED"
'DO I LOOK LIKE CURRYS' (sp?)
'IT'S A PINBALL MACHINE, TRY AND STEAL THAT YOU FUCKER'
'EW NO THAT WOULD BE LIKE WEREWOLF SEX'
'NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK JOB JOB!'
'WE DO IT EVERY WEEK WOMAN, PAY ATTENTION'
'DON'T TRY AND SQUEEZE THAT OUT YOU MIGHT SHIT YOUR PANTS'
'SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT'
LEE
'SWEATIN' ALREADY?'
'SAVE THE FLASHER SAVE THE WORLD'
'I DON'T SUPPOSE FOR A SECOND THAT ANYONE WILL LIKE IT BUT I'M GOING TO PLAY IT ANYWAY'
'IT'S THE RINKY DINK'
The really short show.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP and a bongo sounding Green Onions starts the (short) show. For a short show Green Onions sure goes on a long time! But it does eventually end.
Maf has several reasons his mind is not on the show tonight. REASON 1. Maf is leaving right after the show for his New York, New York holiday.
REASON 2. His interview
REASON 3. His mooching neighbor
Not a lot of live listeners this show, peeps off shopping, working or just MIA. I'm in the chatroom, Gareth's in the chatroom.
I'm doing the Snug homework by catching up with two week's of show blogs. No show last week has scared me into action.
NY NY chit chat.
Maf tells the story of his interview. He woke late, drove off, realized he had forgotten his tie, makes up lies for his tardiness partly due to crazy long traffic lights. He arrives at 9:33 just a wee bit late... Group exercises follow. The rest of the applicants had ties. Maf has a second interview!!! Him and another guy! Way to go Maf! Turns out they don't wear ties there any way.
Maf saw Casino Royale, he enjoyed it. The torture bit was upsetting but other than that I think Maf liked it.
Tune Time
Pink Floyd remix - Another Brink in the Wall (the DMC mix)
Maf has a new neighbor. Apparently this neighbors musical choice leaves a lot to be desired. This neighbor came over to "borrow" an extension cord. Maf has paranoid thoughts but still let's him in. Much to Maf's dismay he wants the cord to plug in his new sound system.
More moaning about lack of live listeners.
Listener feed back CindyB says...(listen to the show to hear what her feed back is!)Lee saying "Cindy is on our wave length".
And before we know it the show is over! Have a look at Lee's quotes, he could hardly get a word in edge wise.
I've been Tamara and this blog is late.
QUOTES
MAF
'NOT LOADS, I'VE GOT ENOUGH TO FILL AN HOUR'
'CAUSE IT'S AN ISLAND, SURROUNDED BY WATER'
'BUT BUT MORE TO THE POINT ERRR...'
'THAT WAS THE LATEY LATEYEST TIME I COULD LEAVE'
'CAUSE IN MY HEAD I'M ONLY STILL A STILL A KID KIND OF'
'I OPENED THE DOOR AND THOUGHT "SHIT I'M GETTING ROBBED"
'DO I LOOK LIKE CURRYS' (sp?)
'IT'S A PINBALL MACHINE, TRY AND STEAL THAT YOU FUCKER'
'EW NO THAT WOULD BE LIKE WEREWOLF SEX'
'NEW YORK NEW YORK NEW YORK JOB JOB!'
'WE DO IT EVERY WEEK WOMAN, PAY ATTENTION'
'DON'T TRY AND SQUEEZE THAT OUT YOU MIGHT SHIT YOUR PANTS'
'SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE WONDERING WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT'
LEE
'SWEATIN' ALREADY?'
'SAVE THE FLASHER SAVE THE WORLD'
'I DON'T SUPPOSE FOR A SECOND THAT ANYONE WILL LIKE IT BUT I'M GOING TO PLAY IT ANYWAY'
'IT'S THE RINKY DINK'
November 16
Yes yes an extremely late blog for this show but it's here now.
This show is the one that proves the live listeners have an effect on the show. Tonight's theme, aside from being the night before Maf's interview, is 'can't be assed', an innocent comment in the chat room as an excuse for me not doing the quiz. "can't be assed" comes up more than a few times. Listen live! you too can affect the show in ways you can not imagine!
Lee's sad that no one entered his quiz. Fluffy did it. I didn't (I say in the chat - jokingly that 'I couldn't be assed'). Lee feels let down... :o(
No one sent in a complaint letter to Lee either! I'm just not very good at that sort of thing.
Flicker spam, Viagra ads showed up for a few days. Send in your holiday pics NOW!
Maf went to see Saw 3 , he hid behind his hands for the gross stuff.
Maf watched a lot of Dexter and now Lee's into it. The official site is only available to the USA, we have it on TV here on Show Case and I can't view it either! That stinks.
Mafs interview is tomorrow (well the tomorrow after the show and in real time it was a couple of weeks ago) Interview report next show.
Tune time - Take That
Forum computer doobery talk.
Lee has a bit of a rant about drug addicts in prison getting money. This leads into politics. Maf solution to corrupt politicians is kill them all and all politicians are corrupt.
Did I hear correctly, Maf doesn't vote? For shame! I strongly feel everyone who can vote they should vote! especially women, we havn't had the vote that long (not sure about the UK, can someone fill me in?) I do agree (some amount) with Maf and all/most politicians are corrupt in one way or another, I vote for the lesser evil.
Heroes ROCKS!
CindyB hasn't joined us in the chatroom yet.
??Me bending over on my webcam leads into an unannounced {{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}
Tune time - Lee Andy and Steve - I Feel Fine
CindyB had a hard week, work stuff, got hit in the head but at least she had the Snug.
Maf's question of the month 'how long would someone live tied to a roller coaster car with the ride running before they die'
Maf's wardrobe for the interview is discussed. Maf brings his clothes for Lee to pick out. (what is this "straight eye for the other guy?" :o)>)
Lee sneaks a bit of Start Wearing Purple on. (I still love this song!) CindyB is going to see the band live! We have to hear about it CindyB and some pics maybe?
Tamara sings Weird Al's - You're Pitiful (Yes I know I need a new jingle...) I appreciate that you thought it was my creation though. Oh and sorry about the quality, don't know what happened there!
HARIKARAOKEREQUESTSFROMTHEFORUMSONOTSOHARI (ha try and read that!) Tom Jones Green Green Grass Of Home (a Puppy request, where the heck are you Puppy? ) Next is Elvis Costello Olivers Army (great job guys!)
And now the show ends...early...Good Luck Maf! (I know what happens you have to listen to next week's show)
I've been Tamara and this blog is really late!
QUOTES
MAF 'THAT'S ALRIGHT I COULDN'T HEAR MYSELF IN MY EARS AND I WASN'T REGISTERING ON THE PEAKY METERS'
'YOU KNOW BUT SOMETIMES THEY MIGHT LIKE TO JOIN US LIVE AND EXPECT A SHOW AND THINK WOW THEY'VE DONE SOME PREPARATION FOR THAT'
'HERE AT THE SNUG WE ATTRACT A CERTAIN SORT OF LISTENER'
'WHEN WE GO "DO US THAT" THEY GO "MEYAAA YAAA AWRIGHT NLAAA OK" AND GET AROUND TO IT EVENTUALLY'
'YOU SPEECHLESS ARE YOU OR ARE YOU ON STRIKE'
'ANOTHER THING THIS CAN'T BE ASSEDNESS MIGHT RUB OFF ON CINDY'
'THE PROSPECTS OF FLUFFY AND TAMARA RUBBING OFF ON CINDY'
'RUN BEFORE YOU CAN'T BE ASSED'
'WE OUGHTA TRY COURTING SPAMMERS FROM NOW ON'
'I DID KNOW IT WASN'T REAL'
'SOME NICE INVENTIVE DEATHS'
'I'M NOT FEELING VERY RANDOM TONIGHT'
'WHY WASTE MY TIME THINKING OF THINGS THEY MIGHT ASK'
'BUT MOST OF THE TIME THEY GET HOOFED'
'I'LL FILL YOU IN WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WEEK'
'LISTENERS OF THE SNUG COME AND RIDE THE CAN'T BE ASSED'
'AND QUITE FRANKLY IT'S NOT A SEX TOY, IT REALLY IS A JUST MASSAGER'
'THAT'S WHAT SHOWERS AND SOAPS FOR'
'AND SHE'S LEFT FLUFFY WITH US HERE ON HER OWN'
'IT IS A COMPLIMENT, YOU'RE JUST A PERV.'
'VERY UNFEMININE WHINY GARETH'
'I'M NOT A TEA TOTALER'
'I WOULDN'T REALLY SHOOT ANYONE, I'D NEED IT TO LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT' (they could have fallen on a bullet, each and every one of them fell on a bullet with their heads - it could happen)
'CAN I WALK AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE WITHOUT YOU PLAYING A TUNE?'
'I'M LOOKING AT MY WATCH, IT'S NOT ON MY WRIST, I'M LOOKING AT MY WRIST'
LEE
'DIET BEER - LOVELY'
'HOW MANY THINGYS HAVE WE GOT'
'I WAS GOING TO BE ON STRIKE, I WAS GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE WITH SOME PLACARDS AND A BIG BIN ON FIRE'
'OH I REMEMBER WHEN SHE USE TO BE ASSED BEFORE SHE MET THOSE PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM, WHEN SHE WAS NICE SHE WAS ASSED THEN'
'WE MUST KEEP CINDY AWAY'
'STAY AWAY CINDY SAVE YOURSELF'
'I'M ONLY A DEMI RADIO GOD'
'ON NO I WAS SPEECHLESS WITH A FACE'
'OH DEAR COULDN'T BE ASSED'
'IT WOULD BE A ROLLERCOASTER BUT IT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING, IT WOULD JUST SIT THERE FOR 7 MINS OR SOMETHING'
'ANYWAY ENOUGH ABOUT YOU'
'WE'VE JUST BEEN HAVING A THING IN THE WHATSIT ABOUT THE DOOBERY'
'UNBE-FRIGGIN-LIEVABLE'
'YOU SEE I HAVE TO DRINK JUST TO GET ME THROUGH THE SHO/ UH WELL THROUGHT THE DAY NEVER MIND THE SHOW JUST THROUGH THE DAY'
'HE DOESN'T NEED TO DRINK BECAUSE HE'S HIGH'
Yes yes an extremely late blog for this show but it's here now.
This show is the one that proves the live listeners have an effect on the show. Tonight's theme, aside from being the night before Maf's interview, is 'can't be assed', an innocent comment in the chat room as an excuse for me not doing the quiz. "can't be assed" comes up more than a few times. Listen live! you too can affect the show in ways you can not imagine!
Lee's sad that no one entered his quiz. Fluffy did it. I didn't (I say in the chat - jokingly that 'I couldn't be assed'). Lee feels let down... :o(
No one sent in a complaint letter to Lee either! I'm just not very good at that sort of thing.
Flicker spam, Viagra ads showed up for a few days. Send in your holiday pics NOW!
Maf went to see Saw 3 , he hid behind his hands for the gross stuff.
Maf watched a lot of Dexter and now Lee's into it. The official site is only available to the USA, we have it on TV here on Show Case and I can't view it either! That stinks.
Mafs interview is tomorrow (well the tomorrow after the show and in real time it was a couple of weeks ago) Interview report next show.
Tune time - Take That
Forum computer doobery talk.
Lee has a bit of a rant about drug addicts in prison getting money. This leads into politics. Maf solution to corrupt politicians is kill them all and all politicians are corrupt.
Did I hear correctly, Maf doesn't vote? For shame! I strongly feel everyone who can vote they should vote! especially women, we havn't had the vote that long (not sure about the UK, can someone fill me in?) I do agree (some amount) with Maf and all/most politicians are corrupt in one way or another, I vote for the lesser evil.
Heroes ROCKS!
CindyB hasn't joined us in the chatroom yet.
??Me bending over on my webcam leads into an unannounced {{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}
Tune time - Lee Andy and Steve - I Feel Fine
CindyB had a hard week, work stuff, got hit in the head but at least she had the Snug.
Maf's question of the month 'how long would someone live tied to a roller coaster car with the ride running before they die'
Maf's wardrobe for the interview is discussed. Maf brings his clothes for Lee to pick out. (what is this "straight eye for the other guy?" :o)>)
Lee sneaks a bit of Start Wearing Purple on. (I still love this song!) CindyB is going to see the band live! We have to hear about it CindyB and some pics maybe?
Tamara sings Weird Al's - You're Pitiful (Yes I know I need a new jingle...) I appreciate that you thought it was my creation though. Oh and sorry about the quality, don't know what happened there!
HARIKARAOKEREQUESTSFROMTHEFORUMSONOTSOHARI (ha try and read that!) Tom Jones Green Green Grass Of Home (a Puppy request, where the heck are you Puppy? ) Next is Elvis Costello Olivers Army (great job guys!)
And now the show ends...early...Good Luck Maf! (I know what happens you have to listen to next week's show)
I've been Tamara and this blog is really late!
QUOTES
MAF 'THAT'S ALRIGHT I COULDN'T HEAR MYSELF IN MY EARS AND I WASN'T REGISTERING ON THE PEAKY METERS'
'YOU KNOW BUT SOMETIMES THEY MIGHT LIKE TO JOIN US LIVE AND EXPECT A SHOW AND THINK WOW THEY'VE DONE SOME PREPARATION FOR THAT'
'HERE AT THE SNUG WE ATTRACT A CERTAIN SORT OF LISTENER'
'WHEN WE GO "DO US THAT" THEY GO "MEYAAA YAAA AWRIGHT NLAAA OK" AND GET AROUND TO IT EVENTUALLY'
'YOU SPEECHLESS ARE YOU OR ARE YOU ON STRIKE'
'ANOTHER THING THIS CAN'T BE ASSEDNESS MIGHT RUB OFF ON CINDY'
'THE PROSPECTS OF FLUFFY AND TAMARA RUBBING OFF ON CINDY'
'RUN BEFORE YOU CAN'T BE ASSED'
'WE OUGHTA TRY COURTING SPAMMERS FROM NOW ON'
'I DID KNOW IT WASN'T REAL'
'SOME NICE INVENTIVE DEATHS'
'I'M NOT FEELING VERY RANDOM TONIGHT'
'WHY WASTE MY TIME THINKING OF THINGS THEY MIGHT ASK'
'BUT MOST OF THE TIME THEY GET HOOFED'
'I'LL FILL YOU IN WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WEEK'
'LISTENERS OF THE SNUG COME AND RIDE THE CAN'T BE ASSED'
'AND QUITE FRANKLY IT'S NOT A SEX TOY, IT REALLY IS A JUST MASSAGER'
'THAT'S WHAT SHOWERS AND SOAPS FOR'
'AND SHE'S LEFT FLUFFY WITH US HERE ON HER OWN'
'IT IS A COMPLIMENT, YOU'RE JUST A PERV.'
'VERY UNFEMININE WHINY GARETH'
'I'M NOT A TEA TOTALER'
'I WOULDN'T REALLY SHOOT ANYONE, I'D NEED IT TO LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT' (they could have fallen on a bullet, each and every one of them fell on a bullet with their heads - it could happen)
'CAN I WALK AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE WITHOUT YOU PLAYING A TUNE?'
'I'M LOOKING AT MY WATCH, IT'S NOT ON MY WRIST, I'M LOOKING AT MY WRIST'
LEE
'DIET BEER - LOVELY'
'HOW MANY THINGYS HAVE WE GOT'
'I WAS GOING TO BE ON STRIKE, I WAS GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE WITH SOME PLACARDS AND A BIG BIN ON FIRE'
'OH I REMEMBER WHEN SHE USE TO BE ASSED BEFORE SHE MET THOSE PEOPLE IN THE CHATROOM, WHEN SHE WAS NICE SHE WAS ASSED THEN'
'WE MUST KEEP CINDY AWAY'
'STAY AWAY CINDY SAVE YOURSELF'
'I'M ONLY A DEMI RADIO GOD'
'ON NO I WAS SPEECHLESS WITH A FACE'
'OH DEAR COULDN'T BE ASSED'
'IT WOULD BE A ROLLERCOASTER BUT IT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING, IT WOULD JUST SIT THERE FOR 7 MINS OR SOMETHING'
'ANYWAY ENOUGH ABOUT YOU'
'WE'VE JUST BEEN HAVING A THING IN THE WHATSIT ABOUT THE DOOBERY'
'UNBE-FRIGGIN-LIEVABLE'
'YOU SEE I HAVE TO DRINK JUST TO GET ME THROUGH THE SHO/ UH WELL THROUGHT THE DAY NEVER MIND THE SHOW JUST THROUGH THE DAY'
'HE DOESN'T NEED TO DRINK BECAUSE HE'S HIGH'
Monday, November 13, 2006
Finally another snug fans blog... yes yes I know you have been waiting and now your wait is over.
Yes we begin with green onions
Maf has good timing tonight, Lee's back from his holiday.
Lee has a holiday report for later... the famous 10:00 spot!
It was like Lee never left because last week's live show was secret and not added to the pod cast.
A message from Egypt via Canada to the UK for Lee from his mum. (I love the Internet!)
Lots of e-mails this week, two from me, some from CindyB (she's got Maf thinking about strip poker)
Lee has a quiz for later (don't forget it guys!!!)
Maf talks of Christmas surprises for special listeners, send them your addreass and wait for the the Snug gold arrive.
Some begging for purple photos for the flickr.
Lee goes off on a joke tangent, you have to listen to get his genius comedic timing.
Previously on the Snug A non listener, web surfer type person found the snug site and then proceeded to complain on another forum about a joke they had read on the Snug site.... The fellas 'dealt with it'....
Tonight a reminder of said situation and more talking around the topic.... The price of fame is heavy for our two radio gods.... sigh how do they do it?
Dawny and Elmo sing a medially of a few of their parodies. They were a lot of fun.
The rumor mill was working full steam last week. Maf posted that he and Lee had split (Lee was off on a brilliant holiday), fans panic, there is mayhem in the streets/forum. Maf gets the fem fans and Lee gets the rest, which is Gareth in a dress and Puppy.
The thought of Gareth in a dress leads into
{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} which ends with Lee contemplating Dress length...
Maf wonders if anyone reads his blog/show notes. (sigh I know how he feels so I have gone and posted a comment)
Lost versus Heroes, Heroes seems to be winning.
Maf has started watching Dexter. He's watched the first 4 (that's where I am Maf) The actor who plays Dexter is the gay guy from 6 Feet Under (got to see it too! great series!)
Lee402 hates getting numbers after his name in the chat-room. I toy with Lee in the chat by changing my name which sprouts all sorts of name changing.
Tilly and the Wall - Bad Education (Lee did you like it?) Maf's been singing it all week. (it was played during the secret live show last week, if you didn't know it then you aren't special enough to come :oP)
Maf 'accidentally' watched pirate porn, (pirate as in arghhhhh) Maf gives it a glowing review....
10:00 SPOT LEE'S HOLIDAY RANT....starts off with Lee asking listeners to write a complaint letter for him. The winning letter will get whatever Lee gets in compensation. Lee then puts on the music and proceeds to tell us about his horrible holiday from hell. "my holiday by Lee White age 36 3/4" You have to listen to it yourself (if I had to you have to!). Really sounds frustrating and not fun!
Tamara Sings - James Blunt Goodbye My Lover (I hear giggling in the back ground guys! hmmmmmmmm...)
Lee is disappointed with those of us who have youtube accounts and haven't recorded anything yet. Yes well _______________________(fill in any excuse)
Jackie sings Red Hot
Lee's relation is on the XFACTOR, he's in the finals!
Harikaraoke (Fluff's got a craving for it) Yes Sir I Can Boogie
Against the Odds (complete with giggles and a suicide attempt)
Mister Blue Sky
Four minutes are left after the harikaraoke... The show is ending, the night is over, music is playing and we just need a "GOODNIGHT"......when Lee says, "you know what I didn't do, my quiz". It's 1 1/2 minutes long, Maf is sighing about Lee going on and on and then finally the contest (without prizes!) Did anyone do it yet? I know I haven't... I have been busy ________________(fill in any good excuse there. Maybe Lee can write an excuse for me ;o) )
And now the show really does end here...
I've been Tamara and this ends my blog. Post a bloody comment and tell me you care!
QUOTES
MAF
"WE GOT A MESSAGE FROM CANADA FROM YOUR MUM, WE GOT A MESSAGE FROM CANADA....FROM YOUR MUM"
"SHE COULDN'T BE ASSED DOING THE BLOG BUT AT LEAST SHE'S SINGING"
"PURPLE PICTURES POOL PLEASE"
"I'M IN TWO MINDS"
"ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH YOUR EQUIPTMENT?"
"NO MATTER WHAT YOU DID TO GARETH HE WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A GIRL, THERE IS NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO MAKE HIM LOOK FEMININE, SO YOU KNOW...THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, HE'D NEVER BE A LADY BOY"
"IS IT ME OR IS TAMARA LOOKING BUSHIER THAN NORMAL, FROM HER SKIN HEAD HAIR CUT SHE'S GONE BACK TO HAIR"
"NO DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL FACT?"
"WE ALREADY HAD A SILENCE WHEN YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT GARETH'S LEGS"
"SHE'S JUST A BRITISH PERSON WHO TALKS LIKE AN AMERICAN"
"I GET INTO GIRLS PANTS BY BEING NICE"
"NONE OF THE MOIST STUFF"
"TOO MUCH PORN TO BE A PIRATE FILM"
"IT'S YOU WADDLING YOUR WIGGLER, THE PIRATE FILM WAS TOO MUCH"
"I ALMOST SPELT PORN, PAWN THEN"
"BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME ON OUR SECRET SHOW"
"LET'S DO TAMARA AND THEN WE'LL DO JACKIE"
"LET'S NOT FORGET THIS IS INSTEAD OF A BLOG THIS WEEK"
"YOU KNOW WHAT? BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU GUYS"
"YOUBOOBTUBE.COM"
"FLUFFY LIKES IT AND WE LIKE WHEN FLUFFY LIKES IT"
LEE
"I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT LAST WEEK!"
"CINDY!" (in a scary horror flick way)
"WAS HE A PREGNANT...UM PRESIDENT?"
"I'VE LOST ALL INTEREST IN LOST"
"HOW DO YOU GET TO BE SOMETHING ELSE"
"I DON'T WANT TO PUT THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH"
"COME ON MOMMY'S, MOMMY'S BROTHER ER SISTER"
"ARRRGHHH FUCK LIKE A PIRATE"
"I WANT HIM TO BE LIKE BEGGING TO GIVE ME ONE OF HIS CAMPS IN COMPENSATION"
"I'M HAVING A WEE AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOT LATIN TEENS HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WEE NOW!"
"IT WAS 20 MINUTES TO ORDER A COFFEE HONEST TO GOD!"
"THE MOST FUN I HAD WAS IN TESCO"
"HAVING A GOOD TIME?,.....WE'RE BORED"
"NO I DON'T WANT A FREE HOLIDAY!"
"I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE IRONED THAT OUR WHILE I WAS AWAY"
"AND IF GARETH YOU GOT THEM KNEE LENGHT SKIRTS AT HAND YOU CAN CALL ME"
"DIDN'T BLOODY NEED HIM LAST WEEK DON'T BLODDY NEED HIM THIS WEEK"
CINDYB
"HOW COME EVERYTIME I CHAT HERE PEOPLE COME IN MY OFFICE"
Yes we begin with green onions
Maf has good timing tonight, Lee's back from his holiday.
Lee has a holiday report for later... the famous 10:00 spot!
It was like Lee never left because last week's live show was secret and not added to the pod cast.
A message from Egypt via Canada to the UK for Lee from his mum. (I love the Internet!)
Lots of e-mails this week, two from me, some from CindyB (she's got Maf thinking about strip poker)
Lee has a quiz for later (don't forget it guys!!!)
Maf talks of Christmas surprises for special listeners, send them your addreass and wait for the the Snug gold arrive.
Some begging for purple photos for the flickr.
Lee goes off on a joke tangent, you have to listen to get his genius comedic timing.
Previously on the Snug A non listener, web surfer type person found the snug site and then proceeded to complain on another forum about a joke they had read on the Snug site.... The fellas 'dealt with it'....
Tonight a reminder of said situation and more talking around the topic.... The price of fame is heavy for our two radio gods.... sigh how do they do it?
Dawny and Elmo sing a medially of a few of their parodies. They were a lot of fun.
The rumor mill was working full steam last week. Maf posted that he and Lee had split (Lee was off on a brilliant holiday), fans panic, there is mayhem in the streets/forum. Maf gets the fem fans and Lee gets the rest, which is Gareth in a dress and Puppy.
The thought of Gareth in a dress leads into
{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}} which ends with Lee contemplating Dress length...
Maf wonders if anyone reads his blog/show notes. (sigh I know how he feels so I have gone and posted a comment)
Lost versus Heroes, Heroes seems to be winning.
Maf has started watching Dexter. He's watched the first 4 (that's where I am Maf) The actor who plays Dexter is the gay guy from 6 Feet Under (got to see it too! great series!)
Lee402 hates getting numbers after his name in the chat-room. I toy with Lee in the chat by changing my name which sprouts all sorts of name changing.
Tilly and the Wall - Bad Education (Lee did you like it?) Maf's been singing it all week. (it was played during the secret live show last week, if you didn't know it then you aren't special enough to come :oP)
Maf 'accidentally' watched pirate porn, (pirate as in arghhhhh) Maf gives it a glowing review....
10:00 SPOT LEE'S HOLIDAY RANT....starts off with Lee asking listeners to write a complaint letter for him. The winning letter will get whatever Lee gets in compensation. Lee then puts on the music and proceeds to tell us about his horrible holiday from hell. "my holiday by Lee White age 36 3/4" You have to listen to it yourself (if I had to you have to!). Really sounds frustrating and not fun!
Tamara Sings - James Blunt Goodbye My Lover (I hear giggling in the back ground guys! hmmmmmmmm...)
Lee is disappointed with those of us who have youtube accounts and haven't recorded anything yet. Yes well _______________________(fill in any excuse)
Jackie sings Red Hot
Lee's relation is on the XFACTOR, he's in the finals!
Harikaraoke (Fluff's got a craving for it) Yes Sir I Can Boogie
Against the Odds (complete with giggles and a suicide attempt)
Mister Blue Sky
Four minutes are left after the harikaraoke... The show is ending, the night is over, music is playing and we just need a "GOODNIGHT"......when Lee says, "you know what I didn't do, my quiz". It's 1 1/2 minutes long, Maf is sighing about Lee going on and on and then finally the contest (without prizes!) Did anyone do it yet? I know I haven't... I have been busy ________________(fill in any good excuse there. Maybe Lee can write an excuse for me ;o) )
And now the show really does end here...
I've been Tamara and this ends my blog. Post a bloody comment and tell me you care!
QUOTES
MAF
"WE GOT A MESSAGE FROM CANADA FROM YOUR MUM, WE GOT A MESSAGE FROM CANADA....FROM YOUR MUM"
"SHE COULDN'T BE ASSED DOING THE BLOG BUT AT LEAST SHE'S SINGING"
"PURPLE PICTURES POOL PLEASE"
"I'M IN TWO MINDS"
"ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH YOUR EQUIPTMENT?"
"NO MATTER WHAT YOU DID TO GARETH HE WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A GIRL, THERE IS NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO MAKE HIM LOOK FEMININE, SO YOU KNOW...THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, HE'D NEVER BE A LADY BOY"
"IS IT ME OR IS TAMARA LOOKING BUSHIER THAN NORMAL, FROM HER SKIN HEAD HAIR CUT SHE'S GONE BACK TO HAIR"
"NO DO YOU THINK THIS IS ALL FACT?"
"WE ALREADY HAD A SILENCE WHEN YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT GARETH'S LEGS"
"SHE'S JUST A BRITISH PERSON WHO TALKS LIKE AN AMERICAN"
"I GET INTO GIRLS PANTS BY BEING NICE"
"NONE OF THE MOIST STUFF"
"TOO MUCH PORN TO BE A PIRATE FILM"
"IT'S YOU WADDLING YOUR WIGGLER, THE PIRATE FILM WAS TOO MUCH"
"I ALMOST SPELT PORN, PAWN THEN"
"BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME ON OUR SECRET SHOW"
"LET'S DO TAMARA AND THEN WE'LL DO JACKIE"
"LET'S NOT FORGET THIS IS INSTEAD OF A BLOG THIS WEEK"
"YOU KNOW WHAT? BIG MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU GUYS"
"YOUBOOBTUBE.COM"
"FLUFFY LIKES IT AND WE LIKE WHEN FLUFFY LIKES IT"
LEE
"I DON'T REMEMBER DOING THAT LAST WEEK!"
"CINDY!" (in a scary horror flick way)
"WAS HE A PREGNANT...UM PRESIDENT?"
"I'VE LOST ALL INTEREST IN LOST"
"HOW DO YOU GET TO BE SOMETHING ELSE"
"I DON'T WANT TO PUT THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH"
"COME ON MOMMY'S, MOMMY'S BROTHER ER SISTER"
"ARRRGHHH FUCK LIKE A PIRATE"
"I WANT HIM TO BE LIKE BEGGING TO GIVE ME ONE OF HIS CAMPS IN COMPENSATION"
"I'M HAVING A WEE AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HOT LATIN TEENS HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WEE NOW!"
"IT WAS 20 MINUTES TO ORDER A COFFEE HONEST TO GOD!"
"THE MOST FUN I HAD WAS IN TESCO"
"HAVING A GOOD TIME?,.....WE'RE BORED"
"NO I DON'T WANT A FREE HOLIDAY!"
"I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE IRONED THAT OUR WHILE I WAS AWAY"
"AND IF GARETH YOU GOT THEM KNEE LENGHT SKIRTS AT HAND YOU CAN CALL ME"
"DIDN'T BLOODY NEED HIM LAST WEEK DON'T BLODDY NEED HIM THIS WEEK"
CINDYB
"HOW COME EVERYTIME I CHAT HERE PEOPLE COME IN MY OFFICE"
Monday, October 23, 2006
Snugdate: 19102006
Show: 128
Podcast: 41
We start off with the longest green onions in history......
The chatroom is already full... woohoo!
New bits on the website, go have a looksie (you probably have done already by now)
Lee vows not to talk about 7' Pakistanis - Woops he already has!
Mafs on the hardstuff tonight - Dr Pepper Zee, this leads to a mini moan about soft drink names.
The Guys discuss what's happened over their week, listen to find out what did happen.
Lee's written his resignation for work.... will he hand it in..... the suspense mounts!
Puppy and Tamara get an update on the Slant eyed rice nosher and the gook village mentioned in previous shows... hehehe!
Fluffy doesn't want to share Snug2 - Mwahahahahahahaha!! That's not my intention honest! ;o)
Failed inventions - The nuclear rifle. Listen to the podcast to find out why it failed.
Apologies for the lack of Snugfan blog last week - we do have lives, despite what the guys think! :oP Apparently people do actually read it, if you do... leave a bloody comment!!
Lee gives Tami some nurturing.... Hahahaha!!
Tune time: ABC - When Smokey sings.
Lee tells us why he just had to play that song. Lee and Maf both went out to Karaoke on Tuesday night where the DJ played when smokey sings (and other songs) about 6 times.
Snug silence.................and a half
Maf feels his bell
Anyone watch X factor ? Look out for a memebr of Lee's family that looks like Eddie Munster.
The guys discuss gigging.
Tune time: If I had a million dollars.
HQ has a new webcam - everyone has a look.
Random naming of various people.
Tamara sings: Spandau Ballet - True
Another big up to Cindy B......
.....and we go straight into the new format Snug 2, so here endeth my blog. I've been fluffs (and T's been the quoter)
QUOTES
MAF
*"A TANGENTIAL WARMING UP"
*"TAMARA REPRESENTS ALL OF CANADA'S FEMALES SO WE NEED SOME BALANCE AND WE'VE GOT JAMES WHO REPRESENTS ALL OF CANADA'S MALES"
*"DOCTOR COFFEE ZEE"
*"OF COURSE IF ANYONE FROM WORK IS LISTENING, I WORK ALL THE TIME" *"SO YA UMMM YEA"
*"THEY MAY HAVE LOTS OF POINTS ALL OF THEM WITH LEE IN THEM" *"DOESN'T MATTER JUST TO SEE SOMEBODY WITH THEIR HEAD NECK LEG AROUND THEIR NECK"
*"SOUNDS LIKE FLUFFY DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE SNUG 2"
*"I SAID FIRST SECOND THEN"
*"APPARENTLY THE EXCUSE IS 'WE HAVE LIVES TOO''
*"I WAS I WAS HOPING THAT OUR AH UM UM ER TEXAS WELL THE WHOLE OF TEXAS NOT OUR TEXAS JUST THE WHOLE OF TEXAS MEANING CINDY WOULD HAVE MENTIONED US IN HER BLOG"
*"I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE A SNUG BLOGGER"
*"IF YOU JUST DID A QUOTE SECTION WE'D PROBABLY BE HAPPY"
*"TAMARA WANTS TO KNOW WHEN SHE GETS NURTURED, WHEN DOES SHE GET HER NURTURING"
*"SOUNDS LIKE LEE'S GIVING YOU YOUR NURTURING IN HIS HEAD"
*"THE ONE CONSTANT IS ALL NONSENSE ALL THE TIME"
*"I FEEL THAT THIS SHOULD BE A YOU STORY"
She looked like a cup-a-soup hug
Can we have your top love
*"I WAS WAGGLING MY MIC"
*"START DOING HOUSEWORK DOING HOUSEWORK"
*"EDIT THE BIS BETS"
*"WE'VE BEEN DOUBLED EXCUSED"
*"THEY HEAR THINGS THAT WE'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN WE'VE SAID"
*"ALL I DO IS WRITE WHAT I REMEMBER" "FULLY CAFFEINATED SILENCE" *"OH MY BELL'S WARM, NO FEEL IT"
*"EVEN IF I HADN'T BEEN KICKED BACK ON THE STAGEY FIRST STAGE" *"EVERYONE ELSE MAKES YOU LOOK SOUND GOOD"
*"I'M NOT SURE I LIKE MADONNA, I MEAN I WOULD IF SHE ASKED"
*"THEY'RE ATTATCHED BUT CANADIA'S OURS"
*"IT'S KINDA THAT TIME YA, I WAS LOOKING AT MY WATCH IN A IT'S THAT TIME KINDA FASHION"
*"I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A COPY OF, NO I'M NOT I'M NOT AT ALL IDIOT"
*"SHE'S GOT SNUG WRITTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH HER"
*"THAT'S RIGHT HAFFERFAFERISM" "I'M HUNGRY ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME BUT I DOBADNALATABELISM"
LEE
*"MY YOU HAVE BIG GREEN ONIONS"
*"WE'RE OFF ON A TANDEM ALREADY"
* "ME TANGENTIAL ARE COLD"
I'm up for one a bit later on... ;o)
*"DR.MAX PEPPER"
*"DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?"
*"I'M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT 7 FOOT PAKISTANIS TONIGHT"
*"IF I HAD THE BANDWIDTH I'D BE THERE"
*"WILL YOU STOP HACKING ME OFF!!"
*"ARE ME WAGES IN YET? IT'S NOT WAGES IT'S BENEFITS YOU KNOB!!!!" "SCUM NAAAAAAA DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY"
*"CAN'T WORK WITH HIM CAUSE HE'S A LOVE GOD"
*"THEN WE'LL BE A BODY DOWN AND THEN ANOTHER BODY DOWN AND THEN HA HA HA HA THAT'LL TEACH YOU!"
We can't work with Lee cos he's a love god 'an all that
*"ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES CAN PUT HER LEG BEHIND HER HEAD"
*"SHE LET THIS SECRET PASS THAT SHE CAN STICK HER HEAD HER HAND HER FEET BEHIND HER EARS AND I THOUGHT AH NOW I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO POPULAR"
*"WE'VE GOT LOTS OF WORK TO DO AND A BIT OF PREPPING FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW" (T here wanting to add liar liar pants on fire, the only plan is 'let's do some nonsense', 'ok let's'... end of planning)
*"WE MUST APOLOGIZE AS WELL FOR NO SNUG FAN BLOG LAST WEEK"
*"SHE'S A MASHED POTATO BLOGGER"
*"IT'S MEANT TO TEST YOU AND I THINK IT HAS"
*"I DO LIKE THE QUOTE SECTION THAT IS MY FAVORITE I MUST SAY"
*"WE FANTISIZED WHILE WE WERE THERE"
*"IT'S ALL DOWN TO THE WAY YOU INTERPRETED HER RAMBLINGS"
*"WHY CAN'T THEY DO IT WHILE THE SHOW'S ON NOW, NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!"
*"THEY'RE NOT LISTENING TO US"
*"THAT WAS A SILENCE AND A HALF"
*"OHHHHH I WONDER IF IT'S THE FAN OR IS IT THROBBING FOR A REASON?"
*"HEY MAF COME HOME WITH ME, NO THAT'S T"
*"MOTHER, CAN YOU HEAR ME MOTHER?"
*"YOU COULD CUT HER IN HALF AND RIGHT IN THE CENTRE YOU'D HAVE SNUG RIGHT THE WAY THROUGH HER"
*"TURN IT DOWN AND GO HOME, THAT WAS ONE OF THEM"
PUPPY
*"I WORRY ABOUT WHAT THESE TWO TALK ABOUT SOMETIMES"
CINDYB
*"I'M GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT IN MY OFFICE"
*"I'VE ALSO SENT YOU A PICTURE OF A CUTE MONKEY"
{THE SIMPSON'S QUESTION 'WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE ACCAPELLA GROUP HOMER WAS IN', THE B-SHARPS}
{GLENN BECK, WHOM I HATE, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Beck HE'S ON THE SECONDARY CNN STATION}
Show: 128
Podcast: 41
We start off with the longest green onions in history......
The chatroom is already full... woohoo!
New bits on the website, go have a looksie (you probably have done already by now)
Lee vows not to talk about 7' Pakistanis - Woops he already has!
Mafs on the hardstuff tonight - Dr Pepper Zee, this leads to a mini moan about soft drink names.
The Guys discuss what's happened over their week, listen to find out what did happen.
Lee's written his resignation for work.... will he hand it in..... the suspense mounts!
Puppy and Tamara get an update on the Slant eyed rice nosher and the gook village mentioned in previous shows... hehehe!
Fluffy doesn't want to share Snug2 - Mwahahahahahahaha!! That's not my intention honest! ;o)
Failed inventions - The nuclear rifle. Listen to the podcast to find out why it failed.
Apologies for the lack of Snugfan blog last week - we do have lives, despite what the guys think! :oP Apparently people do actually read it, if you do... leave a bloody comment!!
Lee gives Tami some nurturing.... Hahahaha!!
Tune time: ABC - When Smokey sings.
Lee tells us why he just had to play that song. Lee and Maf both went out to Karaoke on Tuesday night where the DJ played when smokey sings (and other songs) about 6 times.
Snug silence.................and a half
Maf feels his bell
Anyone watch X factor ? Look out for a memebr of Lee's family that looks like Eddie Munster.
The guys discuss gigging.
Tune time: If I had a million dollars.
HQ has a new webcam - everyone has a look.
Random naming of various people.
Tamara sings: Spandau Ballet - True
Another big up to Cindy B......
.....and we go straight into the new format Snug 2, so here endeth my blog. I've been fluffs (and T's been the quoter)
QUOTES
MAF
*"A TANGENTIAL WARMING UP"
*"TAMARA REPRESENTS ALL OF CANADA'S FEMALES SO WE NEED SOME BALANCE AND WE'VE GOT JAMES WHO REPRESENTS ALL OF CANADA'S MALES"
*"DOCTOR COFFEE ZEE"
*"OF COURSE IF ANYONE FROM WORK IS LISTENING, I WORK ALL THE TIME" *"SO YA UMMM YEA"
*"THEY MAY HAVE LOTS OF POINTS ALL OF THEM WITH LEE IN THEM" *"DOESN'T MATTER JUST TO SEE SOMEBODY WITH THEIR HEAD NECK LEG AROUND THEIR NECK"
*"SOUNDS LIKE FLUFFY DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE SNUG 2"
*"I SAID FIRST SECOND THEN"
*"APPARENTLY THE EXCUSE IS 'WE HAVE LIVES TOO''
*"I WAS I WAS HOPING THAT OUR AH UM UM ER TEXAS WELL THE WHOLE OF TEXAS NOT OUR TEXAS JUST THE WHOLE OF TEXAS MEANING CINDY WOULD HAVE MENTIONED US IN HER BLOG"
*"I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE A SNUG BLOGGER"
*"IF YOU JUST DID A QUOTE SECTION WE'D PROBABLY BE HAPPY"
*"TAMARA WANTS TO KNOW WHEN SHE GETS NURTURED, WHEN DOES SHE GET HER NURTURING"
*"SOUNDS LIKE LEE'S GIVING YOU YOUR NURTURING IN HIS HEAD"
*"THE ONE CONSTANT IS ALL NONSENSE ALL THE TIME"
*"I FEEL THAT THIS SHOULD BE A YOU STORY"
She looked like a cup-a-soup hug
Can we have your top love
*"I WAS WAGGLING MY MIC"
*"START DOING HOUSEWORK DOING HOUSEWORK"
*"EDIT THE BIS BETS"
*"WE'VE BEEN DOUBLED EXCUSED"
*"THEY HEAR THINGS THAT WE'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN WE'VE SAID"
*"ALL I DO IS WRITE WHAT I REMEMBER" "FULLY CAFFEINATED SILENCE" *"OH MY BELL'S WARM, NO FEEL IT"
*"EVEN IF I HADN'T BEEN KICKED BACK ON THE STAGEY FIRST STAGE" *"EVERYONE ELSE MAKES YOU LOOK SOUND GOOD"
*"I'M NOT SURE I LIKE MADONNA, I MEAN I WOULD IF SHE ASKED"
*"THEY'RE ATTATCHED BUT CANADIA'S OURS"
*"IT'S KINDA THAT TIME YA, I WAS LOOKING AT MY WATCH IN A IT'S THAT TIME KINDA FASHION"
*"I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A COPY OF, NO I'M NOT I'M NOT AT ALL IDIOT"
*"SHE'S GOT SNUG WRITTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH HER"
*"THAT'S RIGHT HAFFERFAFERISM" "I'M HUNGRY ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME BUT I DOBADNALATABELISM"
LEE
*"MY YOU HAVE BIG GREEN ONIONS"
*"WE'RE OFF ON A TANDEM ALREADY"
* "ME TANGENTIAL ARE COLD"
I'm up for one a bit later on... ;o)
*"DR.MAX PEPPER"
*"DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?"
*"I'M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT 7 FOOT PAKISTANIS TONIGHT"
*"IF I HAD THE BANDWIDTH I'D BE THERE"
*"WILL YOU STOP HACKING ME OFF!!"
*"ARE ME WAGES IN YET? IT'S NOT WAGES IT'S BENEFITS YOU KNOB!!!!" "SCUM NAAAAAAA DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY"
*"CAN'T WORK WITH HIM CAUSE HE'S A LOVE GOD"
*"THEN WE'LL BE A BODY DOWN AND THEN ANOTHER BODY DOWN AND THEN HA HA HA HA THAT'LL TEACH YOU!"
We can't work with Lee cos he's a love god 'an all that
*"ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES CAN PUT HER LEG BEHIND HER HEAD"
*"SHE LET THIS SECRET PASS THAT SHE CAN STICK HER HEAD HER HAND HER FEET BEHIND HER EARS AND I THOUGHT AH NOW I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO POPULAR"
*"WE'VE GOT LOTS OF WORK TO DO AND A BIT OF PREPPING FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW" (T here wanting to add liar liar pants on fire, the only plan is 'let's do some nonsense', 'ok let's'... end of planning)
*"WE MUST APOLOGIZE AS WELL FOR NO SNUG FAN BLOG LAST WEEK"
*"SHE'S A MASHED POTATO BLOGGER"
*"IT'S MEANT TO TEST YOU AND I THINK IT HAS"
*"I DO LIKE THE QUOTE SECTION THAT IS MY FAVORITE I MUST SAY"
*"WE FANTISIZED WHILE WE WERE THERE"
*"IT'S ALL DOWN TO THE WAY YOU INTERPRETED HER RAMBLINGS"
*"WHY CAN'T THEY DO IT WHILE THE SHOW'S ON NOW, NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!"
*"THEY'RE NOT LISTENING TO US"
*"THAT WAS A SILENCE AND A HALF"
*"OHHHHH I WONDER IF IT'S THE FAN OR IS IT THROBBING FOR A REASON?"
*"HEY MAF COME HOME WITH ME, NO THAT'S T"
*"MOTHER, CAN YOU HEAR ME MOTHER?"
*"YOU COULD CUT HER IN HALF AND RIGHT IN THE CENTRE YOU'D HAVE SNUG RIGHT THE WAY THROUGH HER"
*"TURN IT DOWN AND GO HOME, THAT WAS ONE OF THEM"
PUPPY
*"I WORRY ABOUT WHAT THESE TWO TALK ABOUT SOMETIMES"
CINDYB
*"I'M GIGGLING LIKE AN IDIOT IN MY OFFICE"
*"I'VE ALSO SENT YOU A PICTURE OF A CUTE MONKEY"
{THE SIMPSON'S QUESTION 'WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE ACCAPELLA GROUP HOMER WAS IN', THE B-SHARPS}
{GLENN BECK, WHOM I HATE, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Beck HE'S ON THE SECONDARY CNN STATION}
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Fluffys Log - 05102006
Show - 126
Podcast - 39
And the show starts with a discussion on how to celebrate the 40th podcast..... any ideas? (well it's a bit late as I'm a tad slow at posting my blog this week :$ )
Maf's made use of his press pass this week... more a bit later....
Bombshell of the week - Maf has an interview for a Job oop north, if he get's it will that mean the end of the Snug??
Go to the website (Competitions page) to see some scary pics of Maf in his cod piece. Look out for the sweaty pits and spiders legs ;o)
Lee gets told off at work for looking like shite. A couple of words get invented 'baggism' and 'tiredist'. The conversation takes a swift turn onto Gay men and cucumbers (shame on you Lee!)
Lee searches for quotes on T's blog from last week..... I forget what the quote is ;o)
I'm shocked that you think that I prefer watching Lost to listening to the show (that may be right, but I didn't want you to think it :oP ) I actually watched Lost well before the show, and then had some unexpected visitors which stopped me listening in!!
Puppy doesn't like Lost!! :-O You've gone down in my estimation Pupster.
Maf has a whinge about his mobile phone provider.
Cool Telly Alert......
New(and a few old) shows to keep an eye out forLost, Prison Break, Heroes, Eureka, My name is Earl, Jericho and The Nine.
I've been watching Dexter too which is looking good, anyone else seen it?
Tune Time - Weylon Jennings - Good ole Boy
Jimmy Osmond - Long haired lover
Movie reviews - You can see the reviews on www.Snugradio.co.uk/films ( I think that's right)
As I seemed to have watched the same films, here's my take on them.....
Click - Good film, especially for Adam Sandler, nice to see him doing something that has some serious bits to it. Quite predictable in parts, I mean come on you meet a guy called Morty - who else is he gonna be!!
World Trade Centre - Didn't enjoy this one ( I don't 'do' Nick Cage).
Hoodwinked - Great! Funny, nice to see all the perspectives of all the characters.
Crank - Weird film. Weird but good, great concept. Very fast paced! ;o)
Dawny and Elmo are going into a recording studio to record some parodies - Good luck Guys!!
Lee gets hold of a dodgy 90's tune and makes us all listen to it ( And Why Not - The Face) Unfortunatly I remember it - I think I even bought it :$ This gets Maf started on his record collection, and the first record you bought....
Tami's was: Video killed the Radio star - The Buggles (I think)
Maf's was: Flash - Queen
Lee's was: Bad Boys - Wham! (Hehehe!!)
Dawny's was: Love me for a reason - Boyzone (Shame on you ;o) )
Mine was: New England - Kirsty McColl
Maf's Dad has been making home brew spirits. I remember making home made cherry brandy once, tasted like Benylin.... Yum!
Tamara sings - Big in Japan (Nice one T! )
Hari Karaoke - Scissor Sisters - I don't feel like dancing.
Here endeth my blog ( apologies for the lateness)
QUOTES.....................................
LEE
Ramadanafactations
Do it now Maf! Do it now!
Make him wear his Superman pants
Get your Saltspring Island
Stop, you're not funny
It's like being a vegitarian and forgetting and eating steak
I nearly bubbled someone today
Neck it, neck it, neck it!
No! I'm not brave.
I'm invigorated now.
MAF.
How do you define freshness?
I'm struggling to think and talk.
By golly it burns.
I'm quite worried about your obsession with my cod piece
black, white, balck, white, black, white
I know your listening Google!
All I wanted was a pipe shoved up my arse.
Wag flavin
You can't be in too many places at once electronically.
I'm Budda tonight
We should hang our heads in shame.
'Cos they couldn't find any Barry coloured vinyl
Me go fuckoffee
We have been known to be long and that can be uncomfortable for some people.
Show - 126
Podcast - 39
And the show starts with a discussion on how to celebrate the 40th podcast..... any ideas? (well it's a bit late as I'm a tad slow at posting my blog this week :$ )
Maf's made use of his press pass this week... more a bit later....
Bombshell of the week - Maf has an interview for a Job oop north, if he get's it will that mean the end of the Snug??
Go to the website (Competitions page) to see some scary pics of Maf in his cod piece. Look out for the sweaty pits and spiders legs ;o)
Lee gets told off at work for looking like shite. A couple of words get invented 'baggism' and 'tiredist'. The conversation takes a swift turn onto Gay men and cucumbers (shame on you Lee!)
Lee searches for quotes on T's blog from last week..... I forget what the quote is ;o)
I'm shocked that you think that I prefer watching Lost to listening to the show (that may be right, but I didn't want you to think it :oP ) I actually watched Lost well before the show, and then had some unexpected visitors which stopped me listening in!!
Puppy doesn't like Lost!! :-O You've gone down in my estimation Pupster.
Maf has a whinge about his mobile phone provider.
Cool Telly Alert......
New(and a few old) shows to keep an eye out forLost, Prison Break, Heroes, Eureka, My name is Earl, Jericho and The Nine.
I've been watching Dexter too which is looking good, anyone else seen it?
Tune Time - Weylon Jennings - Good ole Boy
Jimmy Osmond - Long haired lover
Movie reviews - You can see the reviews on www.Snugradio.co.uk/films ( I think that's right)
As I seemed to have watched the same films, here's my take on them.....
Click - Good film, especially for Adam Sandler, nice to see him doing something that has some serious bits to it. Quite predictable in parts, I mean come on you meet a guy called Morty - who else is he gonna be!!
World Trade Centre - Didn't enjoy this one ( I don't 'do' Nick Cage).
Hoodwinked - Great! Funny, nice to see all the perspectives of all the characters.
Crank - Weird film. Weird but good, great concept. Very fast paced! ;o)
Dawny and Elmo are going into a recording studio to record some parodies - Good luck Guys!!
Lee gets hold of a dodgy 90's tune and makes us all listen to it ( And Why Not - The Face) Unfortunatly I remember it - I think I even bought it :$ This gets Maf started on his record collection, and the first record you bought....
Tami's was: Video killed the Radio star - The Buggles (I think)
Maf's was: Flash - Queen
Lee's was: Bad Boys - Wham! (Hehehe!!)
Dawny's was: Love me for a reason - Boyzone (Shame on you ;o) )
Mine was: New England - Kirsty McColl
Maf's Dad has been making home brew spirits. I remember making home made cherry brandy once, tasted like Benylin.... Yum!
Tamara sings - Big in Japan (Nice one T! )
Hari Karaoke - Scissor Sisters - I don't feel like dancing.
Here endeth my blog ( apologies for the lateness)
QUOTES.....................................
LEE
Ramadanafactations
Do it now Maf! Do it now!
Make him wear his Superman pants
Get your Saltspring Island
Stop, you're not funny
It's like being a vegitarian and forgetting and eating steak
I nearly bubbled someone today
Neck it, neck it, neck it!
No! I'm not brave.
I'm invigorated now.
MAF.
How do you define freshness?
I'm struggling to think and talk.
By golly it burns.
I'm quite worried about your obsession with my cod piece
black, white, balck, white, black, white
I know your listening Google!
All I wanted was a pipe shoved up my arse.
Wag flavin
You can't be in too many places at once electronically.
I'm Budda tonight
We should hang our heads in shame.
'Cos they couldn't find any Barry coloured vinyl
Me go fuckoffee
We have been known to be long and that can be uncomfortable for some people.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
The show starts with the usual and the fellas are 'in the red' according to Maf. Technical studio speak about sound levels.
Lee's back! He even plays himself a welcome home song.
Show 125 pod cast 38 Lee is amazed at Maf's math abilities.
Lee trys his hardest to finish Maf's sentences but he just can not do it as well as Pirate Dave. I've been know to do this but do my best not to.
Maf's getting old, he misplaced the memory stick he borrowed from Lee. It was in the 'airing out cupboard'. Is that the same thing as a linen closet? OHhhh look at Maf with his fancy airing out cupboard.
Michele is on her way to the Snug for a photo shoot.
Maf saw a really nice fridge at Pirate Dave's. "It's really cool" he says.
Lee asks Uncle Maf about a car that has a couple names. (cars, it's all gibberish to me) Gareth is a wealth of car information. He is now known as non-pirate (rather than ninja )
Maf's left on his own while Lee goes to let Michele in. There's mic trouble so we can hardly hear Michele. But as Lee says, she just there to take photos. We get the photography experience as the guys pose and preen. Tune time as the guys strike poses standing up. Most of the chatroom seems to have missed Maf in a cod piece. Fluffy saw it, front and back! Maf wonders why she is not in her car on the way to the studio!
Maf's birthday Dec. 5th. Send gifts!
New listener Cindy received a response from the Snug and written back. Cindy (if you read this) where are you from? I too hanker for stuffing....MMMMM stuffing! Maf has a recipe for stuffed camel! ewwwwww!
New song sent in from Jeff Daniels. I saw him in a bank commercial this week.
Lee really wants to spill the beans about long time listener Glyn's love life. Maf will have none of that.
Silliness breaks out with a whirl wind of wacky word waggery.
A little bit of Jeff Daniels song, and then Lee plays "I love this bar".....ummmm not to my taste.
General silliness ensues... you just have to listen! Just listen for the uncontrollable giggle fit.
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S not quite a SILENCE}}}} Lip smacking at photos...
I sent another pirate clip. I heard it after official talk like a pirate day. It is from a crazy show called ROBOT CHICKEN. (chicken shit) No it was not me using audacity. Maf and Lee can expect the first season in their Christmas box.
Maf might have bought Pirate Dave's jukebox.
Tamara sing "Sail This Ship Alone" A little chatter in the background... :o) and a bit ARRGHHHS and pirate talk... It is their show after all ;o) They think I've stopped suddenly and I didn't. AND they think the song is a bit masterbatory. That never occurred me to be honest. I am turning red at the not so subtle innuendos...
Maf thinks Canadians are meek and Lee thinks we are whiney. And they dis the Canadian dollar!
HARIKARAOKE - eventually... "Sweet Dreams". Fine job guys!
And this blog is over! Good night.
T
QUOTES MAF "I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW"
"OHH ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLD FISH"
"I COULD DEPOSIT THEORIES BUT I'D HAVE TO PICK THEM UP AGAIN"
"NO NO THERE WON'T BE ANY SEEING NOW"
"AND THE THING IS I WAS FACING AWAY FROM THE WEBCAM SO THEY WON'T HAVE SEEN THE FAIRY COD PIECE THEY'LL HAVE JUST SEEN MY ASS"
"WHY AM I SAT STROKING IT?"
"WHERE DID I PUT MY PANTS"
"SNAKES IN BEER"
"WE PROBABLY FIND YOU AS AMUSING AS YOU DO"
"SHE IS FROM CANADA, BLESS HER"
"WE LUV YOU ALL"
"HERE COMES CAMELAMBKEN"
"IF YOU HAD A LAMB AND 20 CHICKENS SHOVED INSIDE YOU YOU'D MAKE THAT NOISE"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BEDROOM VOICE?"
"I FEEL A SNUG TV COMING ON"
"DID SHELLY SLIP US SOMETHING WHEN SHE WAS HERE"
"COBRA BEER BITES YOU ON THE ASS"
"BACK IN THE BOX WITH YOU MY PRECIOUS"
"A DIP IN THE BOX"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I FORGET I GOT ONTO TAMARA"
"IT'S NOT TAMARA SINGS IT'S TAMARA ASS PIRATES"
"I WONDER IF THE TARDIS JUST HAS YODA STRAPPED ON THE BACK WITH A BIT OF STRING"
"YOU'VE STILL GOT 9 MINUTES OF SWEATY EARS TO GO"
"ONE DAY THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH AND WE'LL ALL BE CANADIAN"
"I WANT TO STUFF SOMETHING INTO SOMETHING ELSE INTO SOMETHING ELSE, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF A GEEK YOU ARE AND WHETHER YOU CARE"
LEE
"I'M BACK FROM MY JOLLY"
"COME ON IN AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND THEE"
"IT MUST HAVE BEEN SERIOUS MAN-FLU"
"I VERY NEARLY BRUSHED MY HAIR"
"WHEN A GIRL SAYS TO YOU 'CAN I HAVE YOU STANDING UP' IT'S LIKE ALRIGHT OK WE'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT"
"SORRY I CAN'T DO THAT, I'M A DEMI-GOD"
"THERE'S ACTUALLY A SONG CALLED 'I CAN'T DECIDE' AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PLAY IT"
"GOSH I'M HOT AND SWEATY NOW, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR COD PIECE"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW TO STUFF IT IN A CHICKEN"
"WAFER THIN TURDUCKEN"
"I'M LOOKING FOR JEFF"
"SHE LIKES THE CRABBUCCKETS YOU KNOW YOU KNOW."
"I THINK SHE'S FALLEN ASLEEP ON HER KEYBOARD"
"OH DEAR CAMELAMBKEN IS POORLY"
"YOU BROUGHT MY SWEATY EARS BACK"
"SHIT MCMURPHY?"
"EARS ARE REALLY SWEATY NOW"
"TAMARA'S NAUGHTY PIRATES"
"IT'S A TALKING YODA AIRING CUPBOARD"
"THE TURDUCKEN IS GETTING FATTER"
"GOD THEY'RE THICK AND FAST TONIGHT"
"DEEP BREATHS...HASN'T SHE?"
"I'M CRANKED UP AND READY TO KARAOKE"
"I LAUGHED SO MUCH A LITTLE BIT OF WEE CAME OUT"
PUPPY
"I'M LISTENING INTENTLY, THEY'RE BEING A BIT COMPLICATED TONIGHT"
Lee's back! He even plays himself a welcome home song.
Show 125 pod cast 38 Lee is amazed at Maf's math abilities.
Lee trys his hardest to finish Maf's sentences but he just can not do it as well as Pirate Dave. I've been know to do this but do my best not to.
Maf's getting old, he misplaced the memory stick he borrowed from Lee. It was in the 'airing out cupboard'. Is that the same thing as a linen closet? OHhhh look at Maf with his fancy airing out cupboard.
Michele is on her way to the Snug for a photo shoot.
Maf saw a really nice fridge at Pirate Dave's. "It's really cool" he says.
Lee asks Uncle Maf about a car that has a couple names. (cars, it's all gibberish to me) Gareth is a wealth of car information. He is now known as non-pirate (rather than ninja )
Maf's left on his own while Lee goes to let Michele in. There's mic trouble so we can hardly hear Michele. But as Lee says, she just there to take photos. We get the photography experience as the guys pose and preen. Tune time as the guys strike poses standing up. Most of the chatroom seems to have missed Maf in a cod piece. Fluffy saw it, front and back! Maf wonders why she is not in her car on the way to the studio!
Maf's birthday Dec. 5th. Send gifts!
New listener Cindy received a response from the Snug and written back. Cindy (if you read this) where are you from? I too hanker for stuffing....MMMMM stuffing! Maf has a recipe for stuffed camel! ewwwwww!
New song sent in from Jeff Daniels. I saw him in a bank commercial this week.
Lee really wants to spill the beans about long time listener Glyn's love life. Maf will have none of that.
Silliness breaks out with a whirl wind of wacky word waggery.
A little bit of Jeff Daniels song, and then Lee plays "I love this bar".....ummmm not to my taste.
General silliness ensues... you just have to listen! Just listen for the uncontrollable giggle fit.
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S not quite a SILENCE}}}} Lip smacking at photos...
I sent another pirate clip. I heard it after official talk like a pirate day. It is from a crazy show called ROBOT CHICKEN. (chicken shit) No it was not me using audacity. Maf and Lee can expect the first season in their Christmas box.
Maf might have bought Pirate Dave's jukebox.
Tamara sing "Sail This Ship Alone" A little chatter in the background... :o) and a bit ARRGHHHS and pirate talk... It is their show after all ;o) They think I've stopped suddenly and I didn't. AND they think the song is a bit masterbatory. That never occurred me to be honest. I am turning red at the not so subtle innuendos...
Maf thinks Canadians are meek and Lee thinks we are whiney. And they dis the Canadian dollar!
HARIKARAOKE - eventually... "Sweet Dreams". Fine job guys!
And this blog is over! Good night.
T
QUOTES MAF "I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW"
"OHH ATTENTION SPAN OF A GOLD FISH"
"I COULD DEPOSIT THEORIES BUT I'D HAVE TO PICK THEM UP AGAIN"
"NO NO THERE WON'T BE ANY SEEING NOW"
"AND THE THING IS I WAS FACING AWAY FROM THE WEBCAM SO THEY WON'T HAVE SEEN THE FAIRY COD PIECE THEY'LL HAVE JUST SEEN MY ASS"
"WHY AM I SAT STROKING IT?"
"WHERE DID I PUT MY PANTS"
"SNAKES IN BEER"
"WE PROBABLY FIND YOU AS AMUSING AS YOU DO"
"SHE IS FROM CANADA, BLESS HER"
"WE LUV YOU ALL"
"HERE COMES CAMELAMBKEN"
"IF YOU HAD A LAMB AND 20 CHICKENS SHOVED INSIDE YOU YOU'D MAKE THAT NOISE"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BEDROOM VOICE?"
"I FEEL A SNUG TV COMING ON"
"DID SHELLY SLIP US SOMETHING WHEN SHE WAS HERE"
"COBRA BEER BITES YOU ON THE ASS"
"BACK IN THE BOX WITH YOU MY PRECIOUS"
"A DIP IN THE BOX"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I FORGET I GOT ONTO TAMARA"
"IT'S NOT TAMARA SINGS IT'S TAMARA ASS PIRATES"
"I WONDER IF THE TARDIS JUST HAS YODA STRAPPED ON THE BACK WITH A BIT OF STRING"
"YOU'VE STILL GOT 9 MINUTES OF SWEATY EARS TO GO"
"ONE DAY THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH AND WE'LL ALL BE CANADIAN"
"I WANT TO STUFF SOMETHING INTO SOMETHING ELSE INTO SOMETHING ELSE, DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH OF A GEEK YOU ARE AND WHETHER YOU CARE"
LEE
"I'M BACK FROM MY JOLLY"
"COME ON IN AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND THEE"
"IT MUST HAVE BEEN SERIOUS MAN-FLU"
"I VERY NEARLY BRUSHED MY HAIR"
"WHEN A GIRL SAYS TO YOU 'CAN I HAVE YOU STANDING UP' IT'S LIKE ALRIGHT OK WE'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT"
"SORRY I CAN'T DO THAT, I'M A DEMI-GOD"
"THERE'S ACTUALLY A SONG CALLED 'I CAN'T DECIDE' AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PLAY IT"
"GOSH I'M HOT AND SWEATY NOW, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR COD PIECE"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW TO STUFF IT IN A CHICKEN"
"WAFER THIN TURDUCKEN"
"I'M LOOKING FOR JEFF"
"SHE LIKES THE CRABBUCCKETS YOU KNOW YOU KNOW."
"I THINK SHE'S FALLEN ASLEEP ON HER KEYBOARD"
"OH DEAR CAMELAMBKEN IS POORLY"
"YOU BROUGHT MY SWEATY EARS BACK"
"SHIT MCMURPHY?"
"EARS ARE REALLY SWEATY NOW"
"TAMARA'S NAUGHTY PIRATES"
"IT'S A TALKING YODA AIRING CUPBOARD"
"THE TURDUCKEN IS GETTING FATTER"
"GOD THEY'RE THICK AND FAST TONIGHT"
"DEEP BREATHS...HASN'T SHE?"
"I'M CRANKED UP AND READY TO KARAOKE"
"I LAUGHED SO MUCH A LITTLE BIT OF WEE CAME OUT"
PUPPY
"I'M LISTENING INTENTLY, THEY'RE BEING A BIT COMPLICATED TONIGHT"
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Groove in with a jazzy Green Onions
...And the show starts with ARRGGHHH's and HARHAR's. It's two days after TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Fluffy has dressed up for the occasion, in pirate garb, tri-cornered hat, eye patch, and even a parrot with it's own hat. Fluffy dressed up instead of sending in an MP3 {{I think there should be a photo posted on the snug site, even turned into a mug for next year's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY}} (I don't think so! :oP) I sent in an MP3, which is played later in the show.
No Lee tonight, Pirate Dave fills Lee's boots (I wonder what he ends up filling them with)
Maf has to pause the show while he picks candy out of his teeth. (who's Candy?)
Maf anticipates sound issues because Pirate Dave is not Lee, and Maf is controlling two computers.
Cindy 'B', a new listener. Come join us in the chatroom and or forum. Maf's never heard of 'bread stuffing'. Really? Weird...(Me either, I've heard of bread sauce though :oS)
Dirty Dog sends the guys a "Happy talk like a pirate day"
Maf moans about his finances, they sound as complicated as Rocket Science.
Pirate Dave continues to moan about his manflu.
Tune time, go read Maf's blog the info's there. You should have already read it by now!
Pirate Laws (again you can find the link on Maf's blog, I am feeling lazy)
The Snug forum has been noticed by Radio god Maf. There has been a pirate/ninja debate lately. Forum god Gareth is on the Ninja side, forum posters be warned. Maf believes in the fighting aspect Ninjas win, fun aspect the Pirates win.
Maf found a Pirates vs Ninjas films. He's not watched it but thinks it looks good. Maf's blog...go read...
Dave thinks there is going to be a silence but instead gets a ~you're not Lee~ speech. (Have a look on the forum for a disscusion about Lee and Dave sounding a lot alike)
[[[[[In the chatroom I ask my fellow chatters if Dave called John Candy an American, and was told {I think} that he did say he was American. I did threaten to give him a really hard slap for all of Canada. I am stating here that I owe Dave an apology he did NOT call John Candy and American, I was given false information. But I have heard rumors Pirate Dave has weapons of mass destruction....]]]]]]
Forum Ninja god threat "THE QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK IS THIS; CAN ANY OF THE PIRATES ON THE FORUM ACTUALLY MAKE AN ENTIRE FORUM VANISH LIKE A NINJA"
This link is NOT in Maf blog but he makes mention of puzzlepirates.com
Maf talks about computer games and Dave is bored. I guess he doesn't like games.
Pirate Dave had loads of excuses for not listening the last two weeks.
More complaints about Maf's webcam. I think what he sees on his screen is different than what other people see.
Mrs. Lee was listening to the show.
Puppy was missed in the chatroom.
________________________________________________________(about ______________________________________________________1/2 way)
Fluffys turn...............
Well I start part 2 of the blog with Dave worrying about not ringing the bell enough..... you've got to be funny to ring the bell Dave :oP
Some more pirate chat - must be for some special reason or something! :oD Pirates on wife swap and a few on youtube too - go look!
Maf tells us some karaoke tales, people singing like americans when they're not, and about Roy who sings in Scouse - funny really, he IS a Scouser! We hear a few snippets from the weekends Karaoke session.
Dave whines a bit more about his manflu again, this leads to some pondering on the meaning of manchild, manhandle and man words like that.
The whistley song gets played again - dunno who it's by, they keep saying but I keep missing it :o$. Then we have loads more 'songs you know but don't know what they're called'
Tami plays banjo (on the webcam! She's talented! :oD ) Dave has a go at winding T up - He's expecting a big Canadian slap!
Lee gets a ribbing about his lack of geetar playing (poor thing wasn't even there to defend himself! :oP )
Maf tells us about his bands, Nettie remembers the school concerts they played at. The band were called 'Liquid Crystal' and 'The Love Gods' - We need evidence of that stage costume Maf!
Maf chats some more.... Dave sounds bored.
Tune - The Pipettes (can't remember the name of the song sorry)
Dave tells a bloke joke 8-|
*A perfectly formed Snug silence* (Been practising guys?)
Another Tune - Mandy Stickleberg (sp?) - Getting over you.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Dave touched the equipment andd it's broked!!!!
Okay so they equipment has failes, time to get out the vynil...... we have - Non stop dancing 69, Hammond a go-go, amongst a few others icnluding some great supermarket/lift music.
Tamara jokes like a pirate - Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr Haaaarrrrrrrrr
Then T sings Luca by Suzanne Vega - Fantastic job T, I love that song!
A big 'ello to pirate wench Michelle (Daves better half ;o) )
Harikaraoke - I like Chinese by Monty Python
And here endeth my part of the blog.
MAF
"AND IT'S PODCAST ONE...ONE?...ONE?...NOT ONE AT ALL"
"WHAT A SHOW..... WE'RE GOING TO DO... HAVE"
"SHE NEEDS A JOLLY ROGER"
"I'VE TURNED ME UP A BIT AND YOU DOWN A BIT"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FEMALE PIRATE EQUIVALENT OF WHAT WENCHING IS, WHAT'S A MALE WENCH?"
"LET ME SEE IF THERE'S ANYMORE JUST BEFORE I GO OFF HERE"
"PARROTS DON'T FLING THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE"
"PIRATE NINJA DEATH MATCH"
"IT'S JUST SEEMS WRONG...IT'S JUST WRONG... SNEAKING AROUND...IT ALL SEEMS A BIT SNEAKY TO ME AND A BIT UNDERHANDED THERE'S NOTHING AS TRUE AND AS HONEST AS A PIRATE"
"WE'LL SWASH YOUR BUCKLES"
"SEEN NORMALLY WHEN I STOP LEE TALKS"
"MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CREDIT MAYBE"
"I'M NOT ASSED"
'I had a girlfriend once'
'I had women trying to rip my codpiece off'
DAVE
"I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF SNIFFLES A TOUCH OF MANFLU TONIGHT"
"PIRATE FLU IT'S THE WORST FLU YOU CAN GET"
"BUT WE'RE STILL TALKING...JUST ABOUT"
"I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE YOUR BAFFLE BOARD IS IN THE WAY"
"DA DA DA DA DUN DA DUN DOTE DA DOTE DA DOE DON'T WORRY THAT'S AS BAD AS IT GETS"
"OH I NEARLY WENT INTO SUPERCALFRAGILISTIC THERE"
"YOU'VE GOT SOFT HANDS TONIGHT MAF, YOU CERTAINLY .....! IS THAT YOUR HAND IS IT?"
"SHOULD I PULL BACK A BIT?"
"I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING PEAKING NOT PEAKING, BROADBAND"
"SO I I I'VE GOTTA, WUHEEEENT, HANG ON, YAY! THAT'S BETTER!"
"I KEEP SPEAKING TO YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND HEADPHONES"
"CROWSHOW. CROWSHOW? CROCHET "
'Stuffing Cindy's baps'
'Parrot flu'
'I'm just playing second fiddle'
...And the show starts with ARRGGHHH's and HARHAR's. It's two days after TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Fluffy has dressed up for the occasion, in pirate garb, tri-cornered hat, eye patch, and even a parrot with it's own hat. Fluffy dressed up instead of sending in an MP3 {{I think there should be a photo posted on the snug site, even turned into a mug for next year's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY}} (I don't think so! :oP) I sent in an MP3, which is played later in the show.
No Lee tonight, Pirate Dave fills Lee's boots (I wonder what he ends up filling them with)
Maf has to pause the show while he picks candy out of his teeth. (who's Candy?)
Maf anticipates sound issues because Pirate Dave is not Lee, and Maf is controlling two computers.
Cindy 'B', a new listener. Come join us in the chatroom and or forum. Maf's never heard of 'bread stuffing'. Really? Weird...(Me either, I've heard of bread sauce though :oS)
Dirty Dog sends the guys a "Happy talk like a pirate day"
Maf moans about his finances, they sound as complicated as Rocket Science.
Pirate Dave continues to moan about his manflu.
Tune time, go read Maf's blog the info's there. You should have already read it by now!
Pirate Laws (again you can find the link on Maf's blog, I am feeling lazy)
The Snug forum has been noticed by Radio god Maf. There has been a pirate/ninja debate lately. Forum god Gareth is on the Ninja side, forum posters be warned. Maf believes in the fighting aspect Ninjas win, fun aspect the Pirates win.
Maf found a Pirates vs Ninjas films. He's not watched it but thinks it looks good. Maf's blog...go read...
Dave thinks there is going to be a silence but instead gets a ~you're not Lee~ speech. (Have a look on the forum for a disscusion about Lee and Dave sounding a lot alike)
[[[[[In the chatroom I ask my fellow chatters if Dave called John Candy an American, and was told {I think} that he did say he was American. I did threaten to give him a really hard slap for all of Canada. I am stating here that I owe Dave an apology he did NOT call John Candy and American, I was given false information. But I have heard rumors Pirate Dave has weapons of mass destruction....]]]]]]
Forum Ninja god threat "THE QUESTION YOU HAVE TO ASK IS THIS; CAN ANY OF THE PIRATES ON THE FORUM ACTUALLY MAKE AN ENTIRE FORUM VANISH LIKE A NINJA"
This link is NOT in Maf blog but he makes mention of puzzlepirates.com
Maf talks about computer games and Dave is bored. I guess he doesn't like games.
Pirate Dave had loads of excuses for not listening the last two weeks.
More complaints about Maf's webcam. I think what he sees on his screen is different than what other people see.
Mrs. Lee was listening to the show.
Puppy was missed in the chatroom.
________________________________________________________(about ______________________________________________________1/2 way)
Fluffys turn...............
Well I start part 2 of the blog with Dave worrying about not ringing the bell enough..... you've got to be funny to ring the bell Dave :oP
Some more pirate chat - must be for some special reason or something! :oD Pirates on wife swap and a few on youtube too - go look!
Maf tells us some karaoke tales, people singing like americans when they're not, and about Roy who sings in Scouse - funny really, he IS a Scouser! We hear a few snippets from the weekends Karaoke session.
Dave whines a bit more about his manflu again, this leads to some pondering on the meaning of manchild, manhandle and man words like that.
The whistley song gets played again - dunno who it's by, they keep saying but I keep missing it :o$. Then we have loads more 'songs you know but don't know what they're called'
Tami plays banjo (on the webcam! She's talented! :oD ) Dave has a go at winding T up - He's expecting a big Canadian slap!
Lee gets a ribbing about his lack of geetar playing (poor thing wasn't even there to defend himself! :oP )
Maf tells us about his bands, Nettie remembers the school concerts they played at. The band were called 'Liquid Crystal' and 'The Love Gods' - We need evidence of that stage costume Maf!
Maf chats some more.... Dave sounds bored.
Tune - The Pipettes (can't remember the name of the song sorry)
Dave tells a bloke joke 8-|
*A perfectly formed Snug silence* (Been practising guys?)
Another Tune - Mandy Stickleberg (sp?) - Getting over you.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! Dave touched the equipment andd it's broked!!!!
Okay so they equipment has failes, time to get out the vynil...... we have - Non stop dancing 69, Hammond a go-go, amongst a few others icnluding some great supermarket/lift music.
Tamara jokes like a pirate - Haaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr Haaaarrrrrrrrr
Then T sings Luca by Suzanne Vega - Fantastic job T, I love that song!
A big 'ello to pirate wench Michelle (Daves better half ;o) )
Harikaraoke - I like Chinese by Monty Python
And here endeth my part of the blog.
MAF
"AND IT'S PODCAST ONE...ONE?...ONE?...NOT ONE AT ALL"
"WHAT A SHOW..... WE'RE GOING TO DO... HAVE"
"SHE NEEDS A JOLLY ROGER"
"I'VE TURNED ME UP A BIT AND YOU DOWN A BIT"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FEMALE PIRATE EQUIVALENT OF WHAT WENCHING IS, WHAT'S A MALE WENCH?"
"LET ME SEE IF THERE'S ANYMORE JUST BEFORE I GO OFF HERE"
"PARROTS DON'T FLING THEIR SHIT AT PEOPLE"
"PIRATE NINJA DEATH MATCH"
"IT'S JUST SEEMS WRONG...IT'S JUST WRONG... SNEAKING AROUND...IT ALL SEEMS A BIT SNEAKY TO ME AND A BIT UNDERHANDED THERE'S NOTHING AS TRUE AND AS HONEST AS A PIRATE"
"WE'LL SWASH YOUR BUCKLES"
"SEEN NORMALLY WHEN I STOP LEE TALKS"
"MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE CREDIT MAYBE"
"I'M NOT ASSED"
'I had a girlfriend once'
'I had women trying to rip my codpiece off'
DAVE
"I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF SNIFFLES A TOUCH OF MANFLU TONIGHT"
"PIRATE FLU IT'S THE WORST FLU YOU CAN GET"
"BUT WE'RE STILL TALKING...JUST ABOUT"
"I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE YOUR BAFFLE BOARD IS IN THE WAY"
"DA DA DA DA DUN DA DUN DOTE DA DOTE DA DOE DON'T WORRY THAT'S AS BAD AS IT GETS"
"OH I NEARLY WENT INTO SUPERCALFRAGILISTIC THERE"
"YOU'VE GOT SOFT HANDS TONIGHT MAF, YOU CERTAINLY .....! IS THAT YOUR HAND IS IT?"
"SHOULD I PULL BACK A BIT?"
"I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING PEAKING NOT PEAKING, BROADBAND"
"SO I I I'VE GOTTA, WUHEEEENT, HANG ON, YAY! THAT'S BETTER!"
"I KEEP SPEAKING TO YOUR MINISTRY OF SOUND HEADPHONES"
"CROWSHOW. CROWSHOW? CROCHET "
'Stuffing Cindy's baps'
'Parrot flu'
'I'm just playing second fiddle'
Monday, September 18, 2006
Green Onions as per usual and a quieter start than usual. Maf's mic seems be turned off. Green Onions a second time around and Maf is still on the quiet side. Sound gets sorted and on with the show.
I see a weird puppet doll on Maf's webcam. I see a face with crazy hair but when Maf makes his webcam bigger it looks like a white disk with 3 black holes. Maf finds it weird that I see a puppet because his new hobby is/will be puppets. The weird face is Maf's Halloween mask. Lee wanted to show it off in his cam but no one is watching.
Bipolar is not schizophrenia it is a condition previously known as manic depressive. Check out bipolar and schizophrenia out in Wiki....
Maf tells us about his fear of spiders, complete with suspenceful music in the back ground. Listen for a great 'Hover' impression. Maf is guilty of spider-cide. It is spider season. Lee admits to fearing spiders too. Lee's got a critter in his loft, sounds as big as a cat or big squirrel with boots on. Some Lost references involving someone pressing "the button" in Lee's attic.
Maf calls Fluffy 'a guest in the chatroom', now really she's be around long enough that she should be considered family don't you think?
Stay tuned for the 10:00 spot. The man who swallowed gold fish.
Lee spouts some silly jokes.
Puppy still has not sent in a Puppy sings yet. He has a good excuse, he's looking for a new home. Hope it's going well for you Pup. The guys wonder where the word bungalow comes from, and I found the answer. Bungalow; a type of single story house. The word derives from the Hindi word; bangle from 1667. It literally means a house done in the "Bengal style". They are traditionally small, one story, thatched with a wide veranda. There you go, lesson over.
I sent my "Talk like a pirate day" recording early! Hopefully there will be other entries.
All week Lee's been thinking about Colonic Irrigation.
Lee starts telling a joke...he starts...stumbles...continues but what the heck is he talking about? Not Lee's best delivery...and the punch line stumbles out... (sorry Lee but OMG, you should have bailed out before the crash) But he does make a comeback with a pretty good knock knock joke.
Maf has discovered some pretty funky music. Go check out the Snug Radio Blog for links.
Lee tells us about a Twilight stylee movie.
Bit of chit chat about the US new autumn TV lineup.
A variety of The Twink's music. And then some whistling music which is contagious and easy to whistle along with. And then Benny Hill music. Snug TV ideas are discussed.
Maf does not remember saying many of the things I quoted from last week.
Back to spider talk and a baby who tried to eat a deadly spider.
A chat about a movie Maf watched about the history of x-rated films. He was interested in the HISTORY of the piece, yes yes the HISTORY..........................................................The discussion is complete with cheesy 70's porn soundtrack music. "it was a very informative film"
10:15 {{{{THE BIG 10:00 SPOT}}}} Lee's story about the man eating fish...Nathan from east Bourne had been out with friends on Sat night, they got back to his mates house, they had lots to drink. His friend bets him he wouldn't eat a live goldfish. He waggles it and drops it into his mouth and swallowed it. His mate said the other goldfish would be lonely, so he ate it. He made a big 1 pound and threw up many times in the night. Some poor little girl woke up to her pet goldfish gone. :o( Lee played Love Like a River by Climie Fisher for Nathan.
Last week's big 10:00 news was....Fluffy posted a blog!!!....I knew that, that's not news to me. :op
Bit of Snug reminiscing.
Fluffy tells us about a spooky beyond the grave phone call.
Lee asks Maf what he wants people to say about him after he is dead. Lee's is "he's moving he's moving my god he's moving" Maf wants the sort of funeral that lots of people to say "I listened to his show" "I knew him when" and have Elton John play candle in the wind. Send in your "what do you want people to say about you after you die"
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
Tamara Sings songs on the Snug - Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
Snug Radio over flows with so many ideas they can't focus on any one thing. Maf doesn't want to learn stuff, he wants to be able to download things into the back of his head.
Maf remembers a Twilight Zone episode about stopping time.
Next week's BIG 10:00 spot is Lee's joke.m (uummmm Lee's not going to be in the next show...is that the joke? LOL)
Harikaraoke and with that the show ends.
I here by certify that this blog was written on Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARGHHHHH Mateys, Snug Radio will be celbrating it next week's show. I was going to record a "Talk like a pirate day" video but sadly it just didn't happen... :o(
I'm not Tamara but this is the end of this week's blog.
Tamara ;o)
MAF
"CAUSE I'VE BAFFLED THE MIXER I CAN TALK IN THIS END AND IT'S NOT THAT LOUD NOW"
"NOTHING LIKE A SWIFT FOXING"
"IT THE ANTI-MIX THING"
"DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE GOOD DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE ACTION PACKED WE'VE JUST GOT A SHOW"
"BY GOLLY IT'S MADE MY FACE FEEL HOT"
"YOU KNOW ME AND OUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS, WE DON'T GET ALONG"
"I'M KINDA ANNOYED BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BETTER"
"I ONLY KILL THE BIG ONES CAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO GET NEAR THEM"
"I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT, FUCK IT. DEAD, OUT THE WINDOW"
"THE RUG'S QUITE BIG IT MUST HAVE MOVED REALLY REALLY QUICKLY"
"AND I AM NOW RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE SHOW BACKWARDS"
"THEY'RE THE PLINKY PLINK MUSIC"
"TAMARA LOVES IT WITH A CAPITAL LOVE"
"BREAKING WIND TV"
"I COULD DEFINITELY PICTURE SOMETHING BEING MOLDED IN CLAY AS YOU THERE."
"TAMARA'S THE ONLY ONE GETTING A PRIZE OUT OF MY BOX"
"YES MY CHEST OF DELIGHTS"
"WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THAT I WAS A BIT LIKE WHU? "
"WE SAY STUFF THAT'S JUST LIKE OH MY GOODNESS I DON'T REMEMBER THAT"
"I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD LISTEN BACK TO THE SHOW SOMETIME BUT HEARING IT ONCE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
"SEE NOW I'M EVEN CHECKING MY CUP FOR SPIDERS"
"LITTLE LEGS STICKING UP LIKE BLLLAAWW"
"HAIRY GUITAR?"
"BOWNBICITYBOWNBOWN"
"I'M NOT CLASSING THEM AS MUSIC BECAUSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEM"
"I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AND I NEED A WEE"
"I'M NOT SURE A PIPE UP YOUR BUM DOES THAT"
"I WANT TO DO SO MUCH STUFF THAT I CAN'T DO ANY ONE THING"
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO PHYCOANALYZE ME?"
"I'M NOT MAF"
LEE
"IT SHOULD BE A FUN FROLICIKEY MIX TONIGHT BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ALCOHOL"
"HE HAD A SMALL PERSON FROM THE CIRCUS"
"I'VE GOT A STORY ABOUT A MAN EATING GOLDFISH"
"WEBCAMS ON AND NOBODY'S LOOKING, TAMARA WANTS TO SEE ME"
"BIG SQUIRREL WITH BOOTS ON SIZE"
"INTIMATELY WE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES"
"IT'S QUITE FAR, HOW FAR AWAY IS IT?"
"MY WIFE CALLS HER THINGY A TWINK, SO I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW"
"I USUALLY TAKE NO NOTICE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS, BUT THAT...."
"RANDOM DIG IN YOUR CHEST"
"GOD WE DID TALK SOME SHIT LAST WEEK."
"WE'D HAVE TO DO IT IN TAXIS, I'M NOT RUNNING ANYWHERE"
"YA I'M QUITE HOT AND WETY UM SWEATY NOW"
"ONCE I HAVE MY IRRIGATION THERE'LL BE NOTHING THERE"
"WE'RE BACK TO YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS"
"YOUR TALKING ABOUT CLEVER EDITING AND SHIT AREN'T YOU?"
"YOU'VE GOT BOOKS THERE THAT CAN TEACH YOU DRIVE AND DETERMINATION BUT YOU WON'T READ THEM, IT'S A CATCH 22"
"AND I'M NOT LEE"
FLUFFY (VIA CHATROOM CHATTER THAT GETS PICKED UP BY THE FELLAS) "STOP THE SPIDER TALK OR I MIGHT BE FORCED TO SWITCH OFF"
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NURSES OUTFIT?"
I see a weird puppet doll on Maf's webcam. I see a face with crazy hair but when Maf makes his webcam bigger it looks like a white disk with 3 black holes. Maf finds it weird that I see a puppet because his new hobby is/will be puppets. The weird face is Maf's Halloween mask. Lee wanted to show it off in his cam but no one is watching.
Bipolar is not schizophrenia it is a condition previously known as manic depressive. Check out bipolar and schizophrenia out in Wiki....
Maf tells us about his fear of spiders, complete with suspenceful music in the back ground. Listen for a great 'Hover' impression. Maf is guilty of spider-cide. It is spider season. Lee admits to fearing spiders too. Lee's got a critter in his loft, sounds as big as a cat or big squirrel with boots on. Some Lost references involving someone pressing "the button" in Lee's attic.
Maf calls Fluffy 'a guest in the chatroom', now really she's be around long enough that she should be considered family don't you think?
Stay tuned for the 10:00 spot. The man who swallowed gold fish.
Lee spouts some silly jokes.
Puppy still has not sent in a Puppy sings yet. He has a good excuse, he's looking for a new home. Hope it's going well for you Pup. The guys wonder where the word bungalow comes from, and I found the answer. Bungalow; a type of single story house. The word derives from the Hindi word; bangle from 1667. It literally means a house done in the "Bengal style". They are traditionally small, one story, thatched with a wide veranda. There you go, lesson over.
I sent my "Talk like a pirate day" recording early! Hopefully there will be other entries.
All week Lee's been thinking about Colonic Irrigation.
Lee starts telling a joke...he starts...stumbles...continues but what the heck is he talking about? Not Lee's best delivery...and the punch line stumbles out... (sorry Lee but OMG, you should have bailed out before the crash) But he does make a comeback with a pretty good knock knock joke.
Maf has discovered some pretty funky music. Go check out the Snug Radio Blog for links.
Lee tells us about a Twilight stylee movie.
Bit of chit chat about the US new autumn TV lineup.
A variety of The Twink's music. And then some whistling music which is contagious and easy to whistle along with. And then Benny Hill music. Snug TV ideas are discussed.
Maf does not remember saying many of the things I quoted from last week.
Back to spider talk and a baby who tried to eat a deadly spider.
A chat about a movie Maf watched about the history of x-rated films. He was interested in the HISTORY of the piece, yes yes the HISTORY..........................................................The discussion is complete with cheesy 70's porn soundtrack music. "it was a very informative film"
10:15 {{{{THE BIG 10:00 SPOT}}}} Lee's story about the man eating fish...Nathan from east Bourne had been out with friends on Sat night, they got back to his mates house, they had lots to drink. His friend bets him he wouldn't eat a live goldfish. He waggles it and drops it into his mouth and swallowed it. His mate said the other goldfish would be lonely, so he ate it. He made a big 1 pound and threw up many times in the night. Some poor little girl woke up to her pet goldfish gone. :o( Lee played Love Like a River by Climie Fisher for Nathan.
Last week's big 10:00 news was....Fluffy posted a blog!!!....I knew that, that's not news to me. :op
Bit of Snug reminiscing.
Fluffy tells us about a spooky beyond the grave phone call.
Lee asks Maf what he wants people to say about him after he is dead. Lee's is "he's moving he's moving my god he's moving" Maf wants the sort of funeral that lots of people to say "I listened to his show" "I knew him when" and have Elton John play candle in the wind. Send in your "what do you want people to say about you after you die"
{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}}
Tamara Sings songs on the Snug - Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton
Snug Radio over flows with so many ideas they can't focus on any one thing. Maf doesn't want to learn stuff, he wants to be able to download things into the back of his head.
Maf remembers a Twilight Zone episode about stopping time.
Next week's BIG 10:00 spot is Lee's joke.m (uummmm Lee's not going to be in the next show...is that the joke? LOL)
Harikaraoke and with that the show ends.
I here by certify that this blog was written on Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARGHHHHH Mateys, Snug Radio will be celbrating it next week's show. I was going to record a "Talk like a pirate day" video but sadly it just didn't happen... :o(
I'm not Tamara but this is the end of this week's blog.
Tamara ;o)
MAF
"CAUSE I'VE BAFFLED THE MIXER I CAN TALK IN THIS END AND IT'S NOT THAT LOUD NOW"
"NOTHING LIKE A SWIFT FOXING"
"IT THE ANTI-MIX THING"
"DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE GOOD DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE ACTION PACKED WE'VE JUST GOT A SHOW"
"BY GOLLY IT'S MADE MY FACE FEEL HOT"
"YOU KNOW ME AND OUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS, WE DON'T GET ALONG"
"I'M KINDA ANNOYED BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING BETTER"
"I ONLY KILL THE BIG ONES CAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO GET NEAR THEM"
"I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT, FUCK IT. DEAD, OUT THE WINDOW"
"THE RUG'S QUITE BIG IT MUST HAVE MOVED REALLY REALLY QUICKLY"
"AND I AM NOW RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE SHOW BACKWARDS"
"THEY'RE THE PLINKY PLINK MUSIC"
"TAMARA LOVES IT WITH A CAPITAL LOVE"
"BREAKING WIND TV"
"I COULD DEFINITELY PICTURE SOMETHING BEING MOLDED IN CLAY AS YOU THERE."
"TAMARA'S THE ONLY ONE GETTING A PRIZE OUT OF MY BOX"
"YES MY CHEST OF DELIGHTS"
"WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THAT I WAS A BIT LIKE WHU? "
"WE SAY STUFF THAT'S JUST LIKE OH MY GOODNESS I DON'T REMEMBER THAT"
"I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD LISTEN BACK TO THE SHOW SOMETIME BUT HEARING IT ONCE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME."
"SEE NOW I'M EVEN CHECKING MY CUP FOR SPIDERS"
"LITTLE LEGS STICKING UP LIKE BLLLAAWW"
"HAIRY GUITAR?"
"BOWNBICITYBOWNBOWN"
"I'M NOT CLASSING THEM AS MUSIC BECAUSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THEM"
"I WANT TO LISTEN TO IT AND I NEED A WEE"
"I'M NOT SURE A PIPE UP YOUR BUM DOES THAT"
"I WANT TO DO SO MUCH STUFF THAT I CAN'T DO ANY ONE THING"
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO PHYCOANALYZE ME?"
"I'M NOT MAF"
LEE
"IT SHOULD BE A FUN FROLICIKEY MIX TONIGHT BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ALCOHOL"
"HE HAD A SMALL PERSON FROM THE CIRCUS"
"I'VE GOT A STORY ABOUT A MAN EATING GOLDFISH"
"WEBCAMS ON AND NOBODY'S LOOKING, TAMARA WANTS TO SEE ME"
"BIG SQUIRREL WITH BOOTS ON SIZE"
"INTIMATELY WE CAN BE VERY PROUD OF OURSELVES"
"IT'S QUITE FAR, HOW FAR AWAY IS IT?"
"MY WIFE CALLS HER THINGY A TWINK, SO I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW"
"I USUALLY TAKE NO NOTICE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS, BUT THAT...."
"RANDOM DIG IN YOUR CHEST"
"GOD WE DID TALK SOME SHIT LAST WEEK."
"WE'D HAVE TO DO IT IN TAXIS, I'M NOT RUNNING ANYWHERE"
"YA I'M QUITE HOT AND WETY UM SWEATY NOW"
"ONCE I HAVE MY IRRIGATION THERE'LL BE NOTHING THERE"
"WE'RE BACK TO YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS"
"YOUR TALKING ABOUT CLEVER EDITING AND SHIT AREN'T YOU?"
"YOU'VE GOT BOOKS THERE THAT CAN TEACH YOU DRIVE AND DETERMINATION BUT YOU WON'T READ THEM, IT'S A CATCH 22"
"AND I'M NOT LEE"
FLUFFY (VIA CHATROOM CHATTER THAT GETS PICKED UP BY THE FELLAS) "STOP THE SPIDER TALK OR I MIGHT BE FORCED TO SWITCH OFF"
"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NURSES OUTFIT?"
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
We begin with Maf getting caught up in Green Onions, it ends earlier than he expects but he quite enjoyed it.
It's show 122 podcast 35 and if you do the math that means it's September 7th.
It's almost hot coffee, wintry drinks for the Snug Show, not for the guys, just for the show.
Maf begins with an insult towards the people in the chatroom but changes the subject...he wimps out.
Lee's discovered 'garlic sauce' and a long discussion ensues about hot food and things stuck in ones teeth.
There has been a forum cull. If you sign up to the forum, POST SOMETHING, please. :)
Joke big news is going to be the big 10:00 thing!
Talk like a pirate day is coming up and Lee will not be in the show! He's going to catch it on podcast!
The live broad cast was having drop outs again this week BUT that doesn't matter to podcast listeners.
Go vote for the Snug on podcast alley! Go to the Snug website, you can win stuff!
Lee gets on the topic of Colonic irrigation... it does go on... sound effects ensue... The guys are looking for listener volunteers to record their colonic experience."The Snug, it always comes back to poo" Fluffy offers Lee her pressure washer.
A request for people to record messages for Talk Like a Pirate Day and send them to the Snug!
I get in 'trouble' for sending my song in 5 mins before the show. :op
Maf say "crikey" and the chatroom goes on to chat about the loss of The Crocodile Hunter.
Maf cut himself last week, pretty badly too.
I didn't know who Bill Nighy was but have since looked him and and completely recognize him now.
Maf is taking his lady to New York the end of November. He's so excited he can't sleep. Lee thinks Maf is brave to travel to the US at that time of year. Lee gets weirded out, seeing omens in everything. What will happen to THE SHOW when Maf goes to NY. Here's a run down on suggestions from the chatroom,[start an hour early and do two hours, do a Wed. show, start 2 hours early and end 2 hrs early (I ment to say start 2 hrs early and end 4 hours early, trying to be a smart ass ;O)] Of course Maf will be the decider in this matter.
A little tv nostalgia from Maf and Lee's childhood.
TUNE TIME (other wise know as chune chime) - Would you like to swing on a star. Part way the Skype phone rings, it turns out to be a call from the 'crush my 307' guy, Mark.
Stolen from digg
Vegetable deformer...go to the show notes to learn more.
weirdness...just as I bring up turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken the rooster clock goes and that means...
THE BIG 10:00 SPOT (drum roll ,,,,,,,)...........time goes by, Maf looks at his e-mail, then starts talking about Broadway shows........what is the 10:00 spot!?!?....time goes by, a musical tribute to the crocodile Hunter. ***SKYPE call*** oh wait not yet here's a link first, it's a really great site. www.songtapper.com Go have a play! A casual mention about no Fluffy and Tami show for awhile. (we have been subtly nagged Fluff) Then we hear about Lee's nephew who has had a bit of an accident, poor fella. ***SKYPE call*** Lee calls HQ and then calls me. Very cool, it's great to have a conference call. I think they forgot about the 10:00 thing that Maf promised...will it come up again? Will they remember the 10:: spot of 'joke BIG news' Stay tuned....
Gareth wants to have a forum Snug logo competition.
They are messing with Skype still.
Talk of ESP Toast, you don't eat it, you just know what it tastes like.
Tamara sing Fields of Gold, as per ordered by The Snug Gods and requested by Pirate Dave, who, by the way isn't in the chatroom :o( When are the guys going to sing along with me I wonder to myself. Puppy has promised to sing for next week. A bit of making fun of my backing tracks (it wasn't a midi file BTW)
The guys see James on my webcam, excitement ensues. "James is real!!!"
Rob is online! You may remember Rob who was a Skype call, turned listener, turned 'not listening because I am too busy', listener.
***SKYPE call*** to me briefly. Then Rob calls, he must have speakers rather than headphone/speakers because everything is repeated. It's been about a year ago that Rob was first Skyped.
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} "telegraphed" and a second {{{{{silence}}}}}
Previously on the Snug Maf has been building his shed. When I heard shed I was thinking tool shed size, small, much smaller then Maf's actual shed. I'm looking forward to photos. It sounds like a small house.
Harikaraoke 1. Not sure...
2. Blue Moon - Great job by the way guys!
And it ends with POO...
I've been Tamara and this has been my version of the events which transpired Thursday Sept. 7th on The Snug.
P.S. No the 10:00 fake BIG news never happened.
T
QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S MY BI-SHOW-LICK CALENDAR" Maf can correct the spelling.
"WE'VE NOT OPENED THE JAM YET BUT AS SOON AS IT FLOWS WE'LL PACK IT IN"
"I DON'T LIKE ASS BURNING FOOD"
"ME NOSE IS CLEAR, ME ASS IS RUNNING"
"IF YOU'VE GOT...IF BLAP-SKIP-BOO!"
"THE SECOND SNUG BROAD CAST IS LEE GETTING A COLONIC"
"BUT YOU DUMP BIGGER THAN A HOSE PIPE"
"IT STILL WOULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS THE SINGING PENIS"
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST, YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST"
"MY PUBLIC COME FIRST, YOU, MY PEOPLE"
"HEY LOVE DON'T STICK THAT IN THERE JUST YET JUST PUT THAT IN, IT'S A BOTTLE OF HIGH KARATE, SO I CAN FART THE 70'S"
"WE'LL HAVE A SKYPE ORGY"
"ALLO IT IS ME I AM CALLING YOU AT HOME AGAIN"
"A REALLY COOL GROUP OF PEOPLE AND ME AND THE MRS."
"I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD THE DOG'S ON MY HEAD"
"I'M TRYING TO BE KIND AND I CAN'T SO I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL"
"IT'S WINDOW'S ON THE TELLY, I CAN THINK OF OTHER PLACES TO PUT WINDOWS QUITE FRANKLY"
"SHE'S RUBBING HER HANDS AT THE THOUGHT OF COMING TO MY HOUSE"
"BIT OF HARIKARAOKE AND A BIT OF CHAT"
"YOU TURNED INTO THE BIG BLACK MAN" (during harikaraoke Blue Moon)
"WELL I'M MAKING IT ONIONS TIME"
"I HIT MY CUT WITH THE TOP OF THE BELL"
LEE
"I GOT A HOLE IN MY MOUTH, NOT IN MY MOUTH, A TOOTH USE TO BE THERE, SO IT'S REALLY A HOLE IN NOTHING, IT'S A GAP IN MY TEETH, YOU CAN LODGE THINGS UP THERE LIKE CHILIES"
"OH FLUFFY'S BIG TAMARA'S SMALL"
"IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THEM' SHOWS AS IT IS YOU'VE GOT NO ICE SO IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THESE' SHOWS"
"I MIGHT EVEN CATCH THE ASS END OF THE SHOW"
"I'M JUST TWEAKING YOUR KNOBS"
"APPARENTLY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU IT NOT ONLY CLEARS YOUR COLON IT GETS RID OF ALL YOUR CRAP AND YOU CAN START TO SEE CLEARLY"
"NOT ONLY IS HER BUM CLEANER, HER MIND IS CLEANER"
"WE HAVE FOUND A HAMPSTER SKELETON"
"THAT'LL BE ME WITH A HOSE PIPE UP ME ASS"
"TALK LIKE A COLONIC PIRATE"
"SHE WASN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE SERVICE I PROVIDED BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY PROVIDE ANY"
"TO BE HONEST THERE'S NOBODY ONLINE AT THE MOMENT, JUST TAMARA"
"THE MORE SHE DRINKS THE WEIRDER HER HAIR GETS, WHY WHY?"
"WE SAW CANADIAN NIPPLES"
"I READ IT TODAY, I'VE GOT A LIFE"
HQ
"I'D LICK TO SEE YOU KISS THAT ONE BETTER"
It's show 122 podcast 35 and if you do the math that means it's September 7th.
It's almost hot coffee, wintry drinks for the Snug Show, not for the guys, just for the show.
Maf begins with an insult towards the people in the chatroom but changes the subject...he wimps out.
Lee's discovered 'garlic sauce' and a long discussion ensues about hot food and things stuck in ones teeth.
There has been a forum cull. If you sign up to the forum, POST SOMETHING, please. :)
Joke big news is going to be the big 10:00 thing!
Talk like a pirate day is coming up and Lee will not be in the show! He's going to catch it on podcast!
The live broad cast was having drop outs again this week BUT that doesn't matter to podcast listeners.
Go vote for the Snug on podcast alley! Go to the Snug website, you can win stuff!
Lee gets on the topic of Colonic irrigation... it does go on... sound effects ensue... The guys are looking for listener volunteers to record their colonic experience."The Snug, it always comes back to poo" Fluffy offers Lee her pressure washer.
A request for people to record messages for Talk Like a Pirate Day and send them to the Snug!
I get in 'trouble' for sending my song in 5 mins before the show. :op
Maf say "crikey" and the chatroom goes on to chat about the loss of The Crocodile Hunter.
Maf cut himself last week, pretty badly too.
I didn't know who Bill Nighy was but have since looked him and and completely recognize him now.
Maf is taking his lady to New York the end of November. He's so excited he can't sleep. Lee thinks Maf is brave to travel to the US at that time of year. Lee gets weirded out, seeing omens in everything. What will happen to THE SHOW when Maf goes to NY. Here's a run down on suggestions from the chatroom,[start an hour early and do two hours, do a Wed. show, start 2 hours early and end 2 hrs early (I ment to say start 2 hrs early and end 4 hours early, trying to be a smart ass ;O)] Of course Maf will be the decider in this matter.
A little tv nostalgia from Maf and Lee's childhood.
TUNE TIME (other wise know as chune chime) - Would you like to swing on a star. Part way the Skype phone rings, it turns out to be a call from the 'crush my 307' guy, Mark.
Stolen from digg
Vegetable deformer...go to the show notes to learn more.
weirdness...just as I bring up turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken the rooster clock goes and that means...
THE BIG 10:00 SPOT (drum roll ,,,,,,,)...........time goes by, Maf looks at his e-mail, then starts talking about Broadway shows........what is the 10:00 spot!?!?....time goes by, a musical tribute to the crocodile Hunter. ***SKYPE call*** oh wait not yet here's a link first, it's a really great site. www.songtapper.com Go have a play! A casual mention about no Fluffy and Tami show for awhile. (we have been subtly nagged Fluff) Then we hear about Lee's nephew who has had a bit of an accident, poor fella. ***SKYPE call*** Lee calls HQ and then calls me. Very cool, it's great to have a conference call. I think they forgot about the 10:00 thing that Maf promised...will it come up again? Will they remember the 10:: spot of 'joke BIG news' Stay tuned....
Gareth wants to have a forum Snug logo competition.
They are messing with Skype still.
Talk of ESP Toast, you don't eat it, you just know what it tastes like.
Tamara sing Fields of Gold, as per ordered by The Snug Gods and requested by Pirate Dave, who, by the way isn't in the chatroom :o( When are the guys going to sing along with me I wonder to myself. Puppy has promised to sing for next week. A bit of making fun of my backing tracks (it wasn't a midi file BTW)
The guys see James on my webcam, excitement ensues. "James is real!!!"
Rob is online! You may remember Rob who was a Skype call, turned listener, turned 'not listening because I am too busy', listener.
***SKYPE call*** to me briefly. Then Rob calls, he must have speakers rather than headphone/speakers because everything is repeated. It's been about a year ago that Rob was first Skyped.
{{{{{{THIS WEEK'S SILENCE}}}}}} "telegraphed" and a second {{{{{silence}}}}}
Previously on the Snug Maf has been building his shed. When I heard shed I was thinking tool shed size, small, much smaller then Maf's actual shed. I'm looking forward to photos. It sounds like a small house.
Harikaraoke 1. Not sure...
2. Blue Moon - Great job by the way guys!
And it ends with POO...
I've been Tamara and this has been my version of the events which transpired Thursday Sept. 7th on The Snug.
P.S. No the 10:00 fake BIG news never happened.
T
QUOTES
MAF
"IT'S MY BI-SHOW-LICK CALENDAR" Maf can correct the spelling.
"WE'VE NOT OPENED THE JAM YET BUT AS SOON AS IT FLOWS WE'LL PACK IT IN"
"I DON'T LIKE ASS BURNING FOOD"
"ME NOSE IS CLEAR, ME ASS IS RUNNING"
"IF YOU'VE GOT...IF BLAP-SKIP-BOO!"
"THE SECOND SNUG BROAD CAST IS LEE GETTING A COLONIC"
"BUT YOU DUMP BIGGER THAN A HOSE PIPE"
"IT STILL WOULDN'T BE AS GOOD AS THE SINGING PENIS"
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST, YOU'RE GOING TO GET KILLED BY A TERRORIST"
"MY PUBLIC COME FIRST, YOU, MY PEOPLE"
"HEY LOVE DON'T STICK THAT IN THERE JUST YET JUST PUT THAT IN, IT'S A BOTTLE OF HIGH KARATE, SO I CAN FART THE 70'S"
"WE'LL HAVE A SKYPE ORGY"
"ALLO IT IS ME I AM CALLING YOU AT HOME AGAIN"
"A REALLY COOL GROUP OF PEOPLE AND ME AND THE MRS."
"I CAN'T MOVE FORWARD THE DOG'S ON MY HEAD"
"I'M TRYING TO BE KIND AND I CAN'T SO I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL"
"IT'S WINDOW'S ON THE TELLY, I CAN THINK OF OTHER PLACES TO PUT WINDOWS QUITE FRANKLY"
"SHE'S RUBBING HER HANDS AT THE THOUGHT OF COMING TO MY HOUSE"
"BIT OF HARIKARAOKE AND A BIT OF CHAT"
"YOU TURNED INTO THE BIG BLACK MAN" (during harikaraoke Blue Moon)
"WELL I'M MAKING IT ONIONS TIME"
"I HIT MY CUT WITH THE TOP OF THE BELL"
LEE
"I GOT A HOLE IN MY MOUTH, NOT IN MY MOUTH, A TOOTH USE TO BE THERE, SO IT'S REALLY A HOLE IN NOTHING, IT'S A GAP IN MY TEETH, YOU CAN LODGE THINGS UP THERE LIKE CHILIES"
"OH FLUFFY'S BIG TAMARA'S SMALL"
"IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THEM' SHOWS AS IT IS YOU'VE GOT NO ICE SO IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF 'THESE' SHOWS"
"I MIGHT EVEN CATCH THE ASS END OF THE SHOW"
"I'M JUST TWEAKING YOUR KNOBS"
"APPARENTLY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU IT NOT ONLY CLEARS YOUR COLON IT GETS RID OF ALL YOUR CRAP AND YOU CAN START TO SEE CLEARLY"
"NOT ONLY IS HER BUM CLEANER, HER MIND IS CLEANER"
"WE HAVE FOUND A HAMPSTER SKELETON"
"THAT'LL BE ME WITH A HOSE PIPE UP ME ASS"
"TALK LIKE A COLONIC PIRATE"
"SHE WASN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE SERVICE I PROVIDED BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY PROVIDE ANY"
"TO BE HONEST THERE'S NOBODY ONLINE AT THE MOMENT, JUST TAMARA"
"THE MORE SHE DRINKS THE WEIRDER HER HAIR GETS, WHY WHY?"
"WE SAW CANADIAN NIPPLES"
"I READ IT TODAY, I'VE GOT A LIFE"
HQ
"I'D LICK TO SEE YOU KISS THAT ONE BETTER"
Monday, September 04, 2006
Fluffys log
Snugdate 31082006
Show no: 121
Podcast 34
And we begin with Lee on form, getting the one liners in within seconds of the show starting....
This week Lee has been listening to lots of prank calls (each to their own I suppose), one of them included a call to someones girls friend where she was tricked into thinking that her other half had been sleeping with his secretary, to which she propmtly blurted out that she's been sleeping with his brother (listen in for the proper description ;o). This leads the conversation on to 'no-go' conversations with women... haha!!
Tami gets asked which of the snug presentedrs would James sleep with, I'm sure James has more taste than that! :oD
Maf's on the apple tea tonight - sounds yummy!
The Snug has new neighbours - Listen in next week to hear if the get any complaints aboutt he singing!
Maf gets the first signs of being old..... he gets excited about buying hedge clippers. It's about time you put those tartan slippers on isn't it? :lol:
Both guys have a bitch about my poorliness last week. I'll get a doctors note next time ;o)
Highlight of Lees week - A customers teeth falling out!
Maf gets generous and allows T to have a life!
As Maf runs to get his theramin Lee announces a new part to the website - Film reviews, time to take advantage of the press passes they got last week.
Tune time - Teega V's Bros - When will it be hot in here.
The Theramin gets a playing, a very shaky rendition of the star trek theme tune.
A little talk like a Pirate day chat. Send in Mp3's/videos of you being a Pirate.
Talk turns to impressionists which in turn turns to celebrities changing their names.
A little reminisce about Rhyl... means nothing to me, but hey ho! :oD
Goats int he studio - That was me miss reading something in the chatroom.
Life on Mars is set for a return, apparently one bit of it is going to have a Trumpton theme - bizarre!
Maf sweats around girls.
10 O'clock special - Maf and his mouth organ.
Lee tries the blues.... and fails!
Tune time: Queen V's Sly fox - we will rock you all the way
Skype gets opened up, and Tami gets a call. They have a little chat about adverts.
Maf and Lee discuss great ways to die.
Tamara sings: Cranberries - Linger (Great job T!)
This song prompts Lee to find pictures of the lead singer as he thinks she looks like T (or visa versa)
Hari Karaoke - Dr Hook - Years from now
Dr Hook - More like the movies ( the theramin mix)
Quotes
Tami
'It was a freakin' order'
Lee
They'll have to be Edward scissorclippers
That's a big word that - friendly'
Se..e..e.e.xy
No dog onther shoulders
Can you do Raiders of the lost ark
How far did you go on that thing
Dress like a cokehead day
Got to get me a pheramone
Honest Guv - it's only flower
My wifes got a wrinkly face, and looks really old (I'm sure he doesn't mean it Nettie)
I need a wee
Lets jump on your serafin
She's got the Tami thing going on
Maf
I wonder if it's the cabble that's najed (that's a new word on me!)
This is Luxembourg calling
See, I'm doing it now - for dogs
Come into the studio and we'll kick the crap out of ya!
I'll get something out of my box
2 guys, 2 arrrrrrrs
It can't be that hard
I've never had it drop off an hour before
I've got a cable around my bell
I wan't to be a massive incovenience when I die
Why do we have a warm bell?
I'm going to kill me!
Snugdate 31082006
Show no: 121
Podcast 34
And we begin with Lee on form, getting the one liners in within seconds of the show starting....
This week Lee has been listening to lots of prank calls (each to their own I suppose), one of them included a call to someones girls friend where she was tricked into thinking that her other half had been sleeping with his secretary, to which she propmtly blurted out that she's been sleeping with his brother (listen in for the proper description ;o). This leads the conversation on to 'no-go' conversations with women... haha!!
Tami gets asked which of the snug presentedrs would James sleep with, I'm sure James has more taste than that! :oD
Maf's on the apple tea tonight - sounds yummy!
The Snug has new neighbours - Listen in next week to hear if the get any complaints aboutt he singing!
Maf gets the first signs of being old..... he gets excited about buying hedge clippers. It's about time you put those tartan slippers on isn't it? :lol:
Both guys have a bitch about my poorliness last week. I'll get a doctors note next time ;o)
Highlight of Lees week - A customers teeth falling out!
Maf gets generous and allows T to have a life!
As Maf runs to get his theramin Lee announces a new part to the website - Film reviews, time to take advantage of the press passes they got last week.
Tune time - Teega V's Bros - When will it be hot in here.
The Theramin gets a playing, a very shaky rendition of the star trek theme tune.
A little talk like a Pirate day chat. Send in Mp3's/videos of you being a Pirate.
Talk turns to impressionists which in turn turns to celebrities changing their names.
A little reminisce about Rhyl... means nothing to me, but hey ho! :oD
Goats int he studio - That was me miss reading something in the chatroom.
Life on Mars is set for a return, apparently one bit of it is going to have a Trumpton theme - bizarre!
Maf sweats around girls.
10 O'clock special - Maf and his mouth organ.
Lee tries the blues.... and fails!
Tune time: Queen V's Sly fox - we will rock you all the way
Skype gets opened up, and Tami gets a call. They have a little chat about adverts.
Maf and Lee discuss great ways to die.
Tamara sings: Cranberries - Linger (Great job T!)
This song prompts Lee to find pictures of the lead singer as he thinks she looks like T (or visa versa)
Hari Karaoke - Dr Hook - Years from now
Dr Hook - More like the movies ( the theramin mix)
Quotes
Tami
'It was a freakin' order'
Lee
They'll have to be Edward scissorclippers
That's a big word that - friendly'
Se..e..e.e.xy
No dog onther shoulders
Can you do Raiders of the lost ark
How far did you go on that thing
Dress like a cokehead day
Got to get me a pheramone
Honest Guv - it's only flower
My wifes got a wrinkly face, and looks really old (I'm sure he doesn't mean it Nettie)
I need a wee
Lets jump on your serafin
She's got the Tami thing going on
Maf
I wonder if it's the cabble that's najed (that's a new word on me!)
This is Luxembourg calling
See, I'm doing it now - for dogs
Come into the studio and we'll kick the crap out of ya!
I'll get something out of my box
2 guys, 2 arrrrrrrs
It can't be that hard
I've never had it drop off an hour before
I've got a cable around my bell
I wan't to be a massive incovenience when I die
Why do we have a warm bell?
I'm going to kill me!
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